1. Alright, final item of
the Galactic Defiance meeting—Copy !req
2. our plan to take out
the Gromflomite Queen.Copy !req
3. - It is not ready for approval!
- What did I just—Copy !req
4. Quiet! We can be a Defiance
without talking over each other!Copy !req
5. Thank you.
Corsica?Copy !req
6. As it stands,
our assassination task forceCopy !req
7. has yet to provide
a clear plan—Copy !req
8. We provide
lots of plans.Copy !req
9. Your committee keeps
killing them.Copy !req
10. Well, it's an assassination
committee.Copy !req
11. Whattaya want them
to do?Copy !req
12. All intelligence indicates
it needs to be a surprise.Copy !req
13. Which is why we need to
plan it carefully.Copy !req
14. Why don't we turn things over
to our assassin, Beth Sanchez?Copy !req
15. Great.
It's an assassination meeting.Copy !req
16. Where the hell
is the assassin?Copy !req
17. Beth. Where are you?Copy !req
18. Um, assassinating.Copy !req
19. Are you insane? We're still
in a meeting about this.Copy !req
20. We've been meeting about it
for months.Copy !req
21. Is the plan to kill her
with old age?Copy !req
22. There is no plan.
We still have to approve one.Copy !req
23. Do you even look at
your Defiance e-mail?Copy !req
24. Who has the patience for
three-factor authentication?Copy !req
25. Beth!Copy !req
26. Aah! Aah!Copy !req
27. Aah!Copy !req
28. The Defiance says hello.Copy !req
29. Or goodbye?Copy !req
30. I mean, I guess the hello
meant goodbye anyway,Copy !req
31. but this guy
beat me to it?Copy !req
32. - Oh!
- Oh, my God!Copy !req
33. Who are you?
An assassin?Copy !req
34. I mean, I wish.Copy !req
35. Kill her!Copy !req
36. Time to go.Copy !req
37. Oh, shit.Copy !req
38. Uh, hey, good news—
the Queen is dead.Copy !req
39. Bad news— I didn't do it.
Worst news— I need a lift.Copy !req
40. I can't approve
an extractionCopy !req
41. from an unapproved
assassination.Copy !req
42. I'll have to call
an emergency meeting.Copy !req
43. I'm going to die.Copy !req
44. Aah!Copy !req
45. Ughhh!Copy !req
46. Whoa!
You beat out Luigi's?Copy !req
47. Mm.Copy !req
48. I'm hammering sushi.
What's up?Copy !req
49. Space Beth:
Well, funny story,Copy !req
50. or maybe not that funny.Copy !req
51. Are you pitching
a Hulu Original?Copy !req
52. I-I kinda...Copy !req
53. went rogue and now I'm
trapped on a Gromflomite ship.Copy !req
54. Send the coordinates. I'll pick you up.Copy !req
55. Really?
Just like that?Copy !req
56. Of course just like that.
You're my daughter, probably.Copy !req
57. Jiro!
Lava cake to go.Copy !req
58. The lava cake
was already ordered.Copy !req
59. I can see it from here.Copy !req
60. You don't have to explain.Copy !req
61. Ya think it'd be easy
to scan the onlyCopy !req
62. warm-blooded thing
on the ship.Copy !req
63. We tried that once.
Lotta rats in the walls.Copy !req
64. Is that why the ship
always has a "B" in the window?Copy !req
65. - Huh?
- Huh?Copy !req
66. - Hey! Freeze!
- You first.Copy !req
67. Agh!
Walked... right... into... it!Copy !req
68. - Ah!
- Wow, Beth.Copy !req
69. You've been staying busy.Copy !req
70. Oh, shit!
It's Rick Sanchez!Copy !req
71. Hey. My daughter is
just as dangerous.Copy !req
72. Wait, so the gun
also shoots a sign?Copy !req
73. Yeah, for clarity,
so people know it's quicksandCopy !req
74. and not a brown portal
or diarrhea.Copy !req
75. But doesn't the sign
tip off the enemy?Copy !req
76. No, no, the other side says
"ordinary sand."Copy !req
77. There she is!Copy !req
78. Aw, what?
Oh, oh, oh!Copy !req
79. See, there's
your classic diarrhea.Copy !req
80. - Ugh!
- Whatever. Can we go now?Copy !req
81. Just portal me to HQ.Copy !req
82. Actually, could you portal me,
like, a block away?Copy !req
83. So they don't know
your dad drove you? Sure.Copy !req
84. Okay, all in favor
of Natalie thumbnailingCopy !req
85. an emergency rescue budget?Copy !req
86. - Oh!
- Oh, whoops.Copy !req
87. You're a prick.Copy !req
88. Stop acting embarrassed.
I'm a legend here.Copy !req
89. - Oh, hey, BugAnne.
- Hey, Rick.Copy !req
90. Yes, it's disappointingCopy !req
91. that the legend
doesn't fall far from the tree.Copy !req
92. - Huh. That's a weird way to thank her and apologize.
- Dad!Copy !req
93. Thank her for what?
A botched assassination?Copy !req
94. Whoa, whoa.
I don't botch shit.Copy !req
95. I just turned down
sloppy seconds.Copy !req
96. Yeah, their mothership wasn't
on red alert for her birthday.Copy !req
97. You sure about that?Copy !req
98. Red alert for the Queen's
birthday!Copy !req
99. That's right, Her Majesty is
70 days youngCopy !req
100. but still laying eggs
and banging drones.Copy !req
101. You go, girl!Copy !req
102. - Yes, Queen.
- Space Beth: What? No.Copy !req
103. I saw that bitch's pillow
through her face.Copy !req
104. A Sting Trooper did it.
Why didn't they pin it on us?Copy !req
105. Translation—
ya botched.Copy !req
106. - You can say that again.
- Always botchin'!Copy !req
107. - Nepo baby.
- Excuse me?Copy !req
108. Dad, stop helping.Copy !req
109. This is the opposite
of a nepo baby.Copy !req
110. This is a human
with half my DNACopy !req
111. that despises me for the same
reasons you bailed on her.Copy !req
112. This organization resents
and discourages talent.Copy !req
113. It's why working here
was always beneath me,Copy !req
114. and it's why none of you
are worth eating her shit,Copy !req
115. and if you don't start
appreciating her,Copy !req
116. I guarantee you,
she'll be next out the door.Copy !req
117. - It was a good rescue, though.
- You got me fired!Copy !req
118. Only because you blew
your chance to quit!Copy !req
119. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.Copy !req
120. I really hope
I am the cloneCopy !req
121. because I never asked
to be born.Copy !req
122. I can't handle watching you
host those parasites.Copy !req
123. Clone or not, that's still
my blood in your veins.Copy !req
124. Yeah, I know.
I'm trying to overcome that.Copy !req
125. - Ouch.
- Oh, boo-hoo.Copy !req
126. Whatever.
Drop me off in space.Copy !req
127. What are you going to do?Copy !req
128. I'm gonna get to the bottom
of this inside hit on the Queen.Copy !req
129. I-I know a guy
that knows a guyCopy !req
130. that knows some bugs.Copy !req
131. Look, I gotta drop you
off somewhere.Copy !req
132. It might as well be
the filth-encrusted apartmentCopy !req
133. of an insect-supremacist
arms dealer.Copy !req
134. Fiiine.Copy !req
135. I thought you were
dropping me off.Copy !req
136. I gotta make sure
it's the right supremacist.Copy !req
137. They all look alike.Copy !req
138. Aah! Hey!
No mammals allowed!Copy !req
139. - That's our guy.
- Oh, shit, fuck!Copy !req
140. Guh. Oh!
Oh, hey.Copy !req
141. I-I didn't mean that
about mammals.Copy !req
142. You're—
You're clearly a good one.Copy !req
143. She is. She's very interested
in insect politics.Copy !req
144. Um, actually,
there's no such thingCopy !req
145. because insects are genetically
inclined for organization—Copy !req
146. Ohhhh! Ah!Copy !req
147. So tell us which insect
organized a hit on the Queen.Copy !req
148. I dunno. You guys kinda proved
you're not gonna let me fall—Copy !req
149. Aaahhhh!Copy !req
150. Aaah! Aah!
Oh, God. Oh, Jesus.Copy !req
151. - Talk.
- You're just gonna—Copy !req
152. Aaaaagghh!Copy !req
153. Aaah! Oh.
Alright, alright! Shit!Copy !req
154. It was Fantabulous!Copy !req
155. The former Royal Doctor!Copy !req
156. Wait.
The medical officer?Copy !req
157. That's all I know,
I swear!Copy !req
158. Is it, though?Copy !req
159. Oh, God!
Aaaahhhhh!Copy !req
160. - Dad?
- He said that's all he knew.Copy !req
161. I'm a mammal.
I'm disorganized.Copy !req
162. I've heard of that doctor, though.Copy !req
163. Classic disgraced
eugenicist trope.Copy !req
164. You can get disgraced
for eugenics by insects?Copy !req
165. I suppose he had a gift.Copy !req
166. Did he have an address?Copy !req
167. Hi. Don't be afraid to surrender.Copy !req
168. Yeah, you can even join us
as an unlikely ally.Copy !req
169. I don't know
what that is.Copy !req
170. I can explain.Copy !req
171. - Does your bug culture have ghosts?
- Yes.Copy !req
172. Has it had any hit movies
about busting ghostsCopy !req
173. successful enough to generate
sequels and cartoons?Copy !req
174. Of course.Copy !req
175. Well, an unlikely ally
would be like a ghostCopy !req
176. that hangs out
with the ghostbusters.Copy !req
177. Okay, that is the most offensive
job offer I've ever received.Copy !req
178. More offensive than death?Copy !req
179. Good luck with that.Copy !req
180. Wait, so he's too cool
to be a Slimer,Copy !req
181. but he's asthmatic?Copy !req
182. Aah!Copy !req
183. Aah!Copy !req
184. That's... new.Copy !req
185. A super-soldier formula?Copy !req
186. I said "new" not
"creatively trailblazing."Copy !req
187. Ugh!Copy !req
188. Ah!Copy !req
189. - Aah!
- Jesus Christ.Copy !req
190. I hope killing these things
is leveling us up.Copy !req
191. It's some kind of
suped-up fungus.Copy !req
192. What? Should we be
wearing masks?Copy !req
193. Nah, we're fine.
It's a bug problem.Copy !req
194. These little guys
don't affect mammals.Copy !req
195. Why would they?Copy !req
196. It's a highly evolved
symbiote.Copy !req
197. Its goal is
galactic domination,Copy !req
198. so why would it want to be
hosted by shit-flinging monkeysCopy !req
199. from a planet
named after dirt?Copy !req
200. Wow!
We're disease bragging now?Copy !req
201. That fungus is no disease.
It's the cure.Copy !req
202. My species has been wasting
away for generations.Copy !req
203. - We're being led by a—
- Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
204. Millennials killed
Blockbuster Video.Copy !req
205. Just tell my daughter
why you whacked your own queen.Copy !req
206. Her Majesty refused
to distribute my medicine.Copy !req
207. So I had her killed
in secretCopy !req
208. and replaced with a robot Queen
who will.Copy !req
209. All of Gromflom One
will gather for her birthday,Copy !req
210. and all will
receive a gift!Copy !req
211. That's not how birthdays work, dipshit.Copy !req
212. How about this
for a birthday?Copy !req
213. Close airlock seven!Copy !req
214. You really don't know me,
do you?Copy !req
215. And you don't know me.Copy !req
216. Or the various sizes
of bugs!Copy !req
217. Ultromflomites,
attack!Copy !req
218. Behold the Gromflomites
of the future.Copy !req
219. Soon we will reign again!Copy !req
220. He's getting away!Copy !req
221. And living rent-free
in your head!Copy !req
222. Whoa!Copy !req
223. Ahh! Ugh!Copy !req
224. Ah, so much
for my fucking break.Copy !req
225. Aah!Copy !req
226. Toro, toro!Copy !req
227. Olé!Copy !req
228. What was that "rent-free
in your head" shit?Copy !req
229. It's dumb people saying
something meaninglessCopy !req
230. 'cause they've learned
a new phrase.Copy !req
231. It just means you're
thinking about something!Copy !req
232. Focus, Dad!
The queen is a spore bomb.Copy !req
233. Ooh, you better call
the Defiance.Copy !req
234. Why, so they can
form a committee?Copy !req
235. You don't want
your old job back?Copy !req
236. No, Dad,
the Defiance sucks,Copy !req
237. but that doctor keeps
trying to kill me,Copy !req
238. he is not getting the "W."Copy !req
239. Oh, God.
I'm turning into my father.Copy !req
240. That's all you had to say, partner.Copy !req
241. Alright,
should be pretty easy.Copy !req
242. We get in undetected,
find the spore bomb,Copy !req
243. and portal it out of there.
Step one—Copy !req
244. we blend in
as bugs working forCopy !req
245. the Department
of Transportation.Copy !req
246. My guy Cisco will be
at the back door at 7:00 a.m.Copy !req
247. - Who's Cisco?
- My inside man. Don't worry.Copy !req
248. Okay, but what
if he doesn't show up?Copy !req
249. What's that supposed to mean?
You don't even know Cisco.Copy !req
250. Which is very concerningCopy !req
251. since this plan seems
very dependent on him.Copy !req
252. - So let me finish the plan.
- Fine.Copy !req
253. Step two— Cisco provides us
with security credentialsCopy !req
254. for the maintenance tunnels.Copy !req
255. And if he doesn't show,
what's our backup plan?Copy !req
256. I use Cisco so that
I don't need a backup plan.Copy !req
257. What's that?Copy !req
258. We ordered food,
remember?Copy !req
259. I've never heard of
this Cisco guy in my lifeCopy !req
260. and all of a sudden he's the
most reliable person ever born.Copy !req
261. Maybe I work with
more reliable people than you.Copy !req
262. Make sure my fries
are there.Copy !req
263. Thank you.
Oh, wait, are there fries?Copy !req
264. Oh, okay, I see them.
Thank you.Copy !req
265. - Where were we?
- Step three—Copy !req
266. we quickly and quietly patch
into the surveillance grid.Copy !req
267. Wait.
How 'd we get there?Copy !req
268. With the credentials
we got from Cisco.Copy !req
269. So in other words,
if Cisco—Copy !req
270. Cisco has never
not shown up!Copy !req
271. Can I just ask,
what does someone have to doCopy !req
272. to achieve the level of trust
you place in this random man?Copy !req
273. - I trust plenty of people.
- Name two.Copy !req
274. Uh, easy—
Birdperson and Cisco.Copy !req
275. Cisco's at the same level
as Birdperson?Copy !req
276. Yeah.
He listens to my plans.Copy !req
277. Well, I guess
I would, too,Copy !req
278. if I was the pivotal
goddamn participant.Copy !req
279. That's all this is?
You're jealous of Cisco?Copy !req
280. I don't want to rely on him.
If he doesn't show up at 7:00,Copy !req
281. we're two humans in
bug costumes banging on a doorCopy !req
282. until the cops find us,
then we're running and gunning.Copy !req
283. We're not going to be
running or gunningCopy !req
284. at any point in this plan.Copy !req
285. It's gonna be you, me, and
Cisco staying under the radarCopy !req
286. and preventing
a coronation catastrophe.Copy !req
287. Oh, shit.Copy !req
288. - Freeze!
- Don't move!Copy !req
289. - Hands in the air!
- Huh.Copy !req
290. I don't know
what got into Cisco.Copy !req
291. This may be unpopular,
but the Queen was a bitch.Copy !req
292. I mean, big deal,
you had a billion kids.Copy !req
293. Did you find them?Copy !req
294. We're kinda hard to miss.Copy !req
295. - Stay back or die!
- Yeah! Listen to him.Copy !req
296. - Why?
- She's infected!Copy !req
297. Bullshit!
She would've turned.Copy !req
298. Ya think I normally
look like this?Copy !req
299. I mean, maybe.
I-I don't know you.Copy !req
300. I need your labs,
your data,Copy !req
301. everything you've got
on this thing.Copy !req
302. Stop pointing a gun
at me!Copy !req
303. Stop pointing a gun
at me!Copy !req
304. Can— Can you cover
your mouth?Copy !req
305. So it's true?
You're infected?Copy !req
306. It obviously affects
mammals slower,Copy !req
307. but, yeah,
it's jumped species.Copy !req
308. Then perhaps in you
lies the cure.Copy !req
309. Was stepping from the shadows
meant to give that more weight?Copy !req
310. No, my pen rolled
into the corner.Copy !req
311. But even if you do cure it,Copy !req
312. our scanners show
a big, scary,Copy !req
313. dramatic spore hive
growing deep underground.Copy !req
314. Real, you know,
final-boss vibes.Copy !req
315. They're building
an ultra army.Copy !req
316. Kinda what I just said,Copy !req
317. but looks like we both
need an antidote.Copy !req
318. So, tenuous alliance?Copy !req
319. Oh!
Unlikely allies!Copy !req
320. We got our Slimer!Copy !req
321. Dad?
Am I growing a...Copy !req
322. horn?Copy !req
323. Yeah. Uh, just relax.
I'm working on it.Copy !req
324. I can feel them...
the hive...Copy !req
325. Uh! Kinda funny, huh?Copy !req
326. I hate
working with others...Copy !req
327. but now the collective
is calling me...Copy !req
328. Maybe send that shit
to voicemail, sweetie.Copy !req
329. Cadet, for your service,Copy !req
330. the Federation stands
scrung in scrung with you.Copy !req
331. Yes!Copy !req
332. Huh.
Thought that would be it.Copy !req
333. Don't sweat it. We're long on
bugs and short on ethics.Copy !req
334. I mean,
if I gotta be fascist...Copy !req
335. Ow! Shit!
What the hell?Copy !req
336. Oh, sorry, sorry,Copy !req
337. I brought in my rotating
math projector light.Copy !req
338. Put it back
in your decoration bin.Copy !req
339. Aah!Copy !req
340. Holy shit!
You did it!Copy !req
341. The projector helped!Copy !req
342. Wait. Does this mean
my family won't get paid?Copy !req
343. I told them my death
would pay for college.Copy !req
344. Oh, you'll die.Copy !req
345. You all die, eventually.Copy !req
346. Look, I know it might suck
to be my daughter sometimes,Copy !req
347. but there are some perks
to being related.Copy !req
348. Ughhh... Dad...Copy !req
349. Ugh. All right.
I'm still human.Copy !req
350. I like boobs.
I like boob milk.Copy !req
351. Oh, no.
I-I like jelly.Copy !req
352. I want nutritious jelly!Copy !req
353. Agh!
Ah, I want boob milk.Copy !req
354. Ah, I like boobs.Copy !req
355. Turn on the cash!Copy !req
356. - W-What?
- Never mind, I'll do it.Copy !req
357. I'm cured, baby!
Cured human Rick!Copy !req
358. Oh, shit. Sorry, Beth.
Daddy's coming!Copy !req
359. Damn.
Small attack squad.Copy !req
360. You killed a lot of us.Copy !req
361. Well, who else
would be down for this?Copy !req
362. I mean, it is "bring your
daughter to work" day.Copy !req
363. "Bring your daughter
to work day"?Copy !req
364. It's my work, Dad.Copy !req
365. You were sitting on that one
for the last six hours?Copy !req
366. Thank you, Rick.Copy !req
367. It is rare to find something
Bird Daughter likes.Copy !req
368. Mask up, boys!Copy !req
369. These puppies have
triple spore filters.Copy !req
370. Should keep us
fungus-free.Copy !req
371. Time to deliver
the payload.Copy !req
372. Is the payload a bomb
or a cure?Copy !req
373. Who cares?
It's a payload.Copy !req
374. I think it's time we remove
Gene from the text thread.Copy !req
375. You can't respond.
It only feeds the beast.Copy !req
376. Speaking of beasts,
I see you are parenting as well.Copy !req
377. Oh, she called me.Copy !req
378. I'm trying
not to blow it.Copy !req
379. You and me both.Copy !req
380. This way.Copy !req
381. She led us into a trap!Copy !req
382. What trap?
Didn't you want to die?Copy !req
383. Protect the payload!Copy !req
384. - Aaaah!
- Aaah!Copy !req
385. Yes! Yes!
I'm gonna be dead!Copy !req
386. Bug State,
here my son comes!Copy !req
387. L-Let's all
make an effort to checkCopy !req
388. on that guy's kid
in college.Copy !req
389. Bug pact!Copy !req
390. Aww, look at that.Copy !req
391. I think she is having
a good time.Copy !req
392. Don't start
celebrating yet.Copy !req
393. Let's fucking goooooooooo!Copy !req
394. She gets it from her mother.Copy !req
395. Glad you picked up
my call, Dad.Copy !req
396. Uh, glad you called.Copy !req
397. We don't have to do it
all the time.Copy !req
398. Oh!Copy !req
399. General! Aah!
No, no, no!Copy !req
400. Check out the scrung
on this guy! Ha, ha!Copy !req
401. Now you've got it!Copy !req
402. This fucking guy?Copy !req
403. Yes!
It's me again!Copy !req
404. I warned you I had
different-sized bugs.Copy !req
405. That was foreshadowing.
Every hive needs a mind.Copy !req
406. And in those minds will be me,
paying no rent at all.Copy !req
407. I might even charge rent!Copy !req
408. Quite a birthday, no?Copy !req
409. This guy's brain
is cooked.Copy !req
410. Attack!Copy !req
411. Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Oh, shit!Copy !req
412. Oh, oh, moving fast!Copy !req
413. Smash!Copy !req
414. Beth!Copy !req
415. Ah!Copy !req
416. You can cut all the heads
off you like!Copy !req
417. You'll never be rid of me!Copy !req
418. Agh! What! No!
Stop laughing, you idiot!Copy !req
419. Oh! Oh, shit!Copy !req
420. Put me back on top!
Put me back on top!Copy !req
421. Agh! God!
Not like that!Copy !req
422. No! Who said you could bring
a payload in here?Copy !req
423. General Ronkonkomus Joe:
Move, move, move!Copy !req
424. No one gets to say the phrase
"rent free" after I die.Copy !req
425. It dies with me.Copy !req
426. I did everything
you could do with it!Copy !req
427. Aaah! Rent free!
Rent freeeee!Copy !req
428. Ugh!Copy !req
429. So, can I kill these guys?
Is the truce over?Copy !req
430. I don't know.
Is it?Copy !req
431. Perhaps we Gromflomites
can change...Copy !req
432. without having to transform
into giant monsters.Copy !req
433. I'm sure the Defiance
would be interested in that.Copy !req
434. Get a room.Copy !req
435. Ha. Ha.
I had fun.Copy !req
436. Today I am proud
to honor heroes from both sidesCopy !req
437. on what will forever mark
the dawn of a new age.Copy !req
438. Not that we're gonna
be doing this every week.Copy !req
439. I mean,
hopefully never again actually.Copy !req
440. Congratulations.Copy !req
441. The Defiance owes you two
a debt of gratitude.Copy !req
442. Rick, pretty cool to see you
working with your daughter.Copy !req
443. Pretty... hot.Copy !req
444. Uh, oh, okay.
Y-yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
445. Please don't fuck
my co-workers.Copy !req
446. Uh, hey, you called me.Copy !req
447. Oh, shit, shit, shit, shit,
shit, shit, shit, shit!Copy !req
448. Oh, shit!Copy !req
449. Cisco,
what's wrong, baby?Copy !req
450. Remember the space guy
who paid me all that moneyCopy !req
451. - to do that thing?
- Yeah.Copy !req
452. Well, I missed
the goddamn thing!Copy !req
453. Did the space guy know
you had a drug problem?Copy !req
454. Well, I-I didn't
before I met you, Sandy!Copy !req
455. Hey!Copy !req
456. Aw, sorry.
I shouldn't blame you.Copy !req
457. It's okay.Copy !req
458. More drugs?Copy !req
459. Yes, please.Copy !req
460. Did you get any of that?Copy !req