1. Yeah.Copy !req
2. This has been fun.Copy !req
3. Okay, so I like this,Copy !req
4. and I don't want to mess
with a good thing.Copy !req
5. What?
You're ending things?Copy !req
6. Kind of the opposite.Copy !req
7. Um, my family hostsCopy !req
8. this whole dumb
ceremonial tournament,Copy !req
9. and you'd make it tolerable.Copy !req
10. - Ugh.
- I know, I know,Copy !req
11. you can't get closeCopy !req
12. because of your wife,
who died 40 years ago.Copy !req
13. I know.
This isn't that.Copy !req
14. It's a barbecue
with my parents.Copy !req
15. You don't want to get
any closer than this.Copy !req
16. I'll just find something I don't
like about you or get bored.Copy !req
17. It's a plus one.Copy !req
18. What? You never disliked
anything about Diane?Copy !req
19. I don't have much to look
back on.Copy !req
20. The Omega device—
the, uh, thing evil me usedCopy !req
21. to erase Diane everywhere,
it fucks with your mind.Copy !req
22. Beth only thinks
she remembers her mom.Copy !req
23. Wait, why am I talking
about this?Copy !req
24. Are we having
sex again?Copy !req
25. What kind of clothes
are being put on here?Copy !req
26. - Oh, the sex clothes.
- Alright!Copy !req
27. Welcome back to "Cake or Fake:
Celebrity Edition."Copy !req
28. Do you need a knife,
Mr. Stabby?Copy !req
29. I brought my own.Copy !req
30. Where have you been?
Still shitting where I eat?Copy !req
31. Hop off the sack, SB.Copy !req
32. I've known BugAnne
for a billion yearsCopy !req
33. before you were
maybe even cloned.Copy !req
34. Oh, relax.Copy !req
35. Dad's too hung up on Mom
to ever commit.Copy !req
36. Thank God for that.
Keep moping, old man.Copy !req
37. Okay, first off,
you missed it.Copy !req
38. It was a real baby,
not a cake.Copy !req
39. And Mr. Stabby
is canceled now.Copy !req
40. And second,
why are we dunking on Rick?Copy !req
41. He's been a loving dad
to our family for as longCopy !req
42. as I can remember.Copy !req
43. Excuse me?Copy !req
44. Remember him at
our wedding and Morty's birth?Copy !req
45. And that time
he invented PB and J.Copy !req
46. Rick's great.Copy !req
47. What?
You guys don't remember this?Copy !req
48. Ohh...
I think I know what's going on.Copy !req
49. I don't
like everyone watching me.Copy !req
50. Ah, I knew it.Copy !req
51. Ladies and gentlemen,
meet Memory Rick.Copy !req
52. Unh!Copy !req
53. Push, sweetie, you can do this.Copy !req
54. He's so supportive.Copy !req
55. How did we get
this version of you?Copy !req
56. He's just a memory of me at
my most passionate and heroic.Copy !req
57. He snuck out of BirdPerson's
brain and into mine.Copy !req
58. Must have been
inadvertently dumped into JerryCopy !req
59. when we shuffled
our brains last season.Copy !req
60. BirdPerson remembers you
as hot.Copy !req
61. I'm still hot,
and he's fucking everything upCopy !req
62. by invading all
this family nostalgia.Copy !req
63. Jerry basically has the
equivalent of memory cancer now.Copy !req
64. Cancer?Copy !req
65. He is a clever
little bastard, though.Copy !req
66. Look how far he's come
with springs and gears tech.Copy !req
67. Anyways...Copy !req
68. The miracle of life, man.Copy !req
69. You guys are gonna
crush this.Copy !req
70. Ohh, shit!
Ohh!Copy !req
71. Even if I'm not around
to help!Copy !req
72. - Jerry, take the wheel!
- Aah!Copy !req
73. I love spending time
with you guys!Copy !req
74. Aaaaaaah!Copy !req
75. Relax, little guy.
Chill out.Copy !req
76. You piece of shit.
You marooned me!Copy !req
77. You piece of shit!
You ruined Jerry's brain.Copy !req
78. He likes me now.
It's awful.Copy !req
79. Fuck you, man!
You have a beautiful family!Copy !req
80. Seriously. Calm down.Copy !req
81. I built this ant-farm brain
to give your dumb,Copy !req
82. high-concept ass all the room
it could ever need.Copy !req
83. - Enjoy eternity.
- This place sucks!Copy !req
84. Put me back.Copy !req
85. So you didn't invent
PB and J.Copy !req
86. He's just a memory, Jerry.Copy !req
87. Ohhhh.Copy !req
88. Boom! Total reset.
Good as new.Copy !req
89. What?
What got reset?Copy !req
90. Pretty amazing
that you can just suckCopy !req
91. out an intrusive memory
like that.Copy !req
92. I wish I could suck out the
memory of all my shitty exes,Copy !req
93. especially Peter Casey.Copy !req
94. That guy was way too
into lizards.Copy !req
95. Fuck you, old man! What?Copy !req
96. Are you threatened by
my youthful vigor?Copy !req
97. You ain't got the juice!Copy !req
98. He does seem
kind of lonely.Copy !req
99. Dad fucks all the time.Copy !req
100. He fucks things
we can't even comprehend.Copy !req
101. Less talking
about Dad fucking.Copy !req
102. Sorry.Copy !req
103. Uhh!Copy !req
104. Confirm transfer?Copy !req
105. "Dear Rick, you took the memory
of Diane out of your head.Copy !req
106. You did this to be
more emotionally open.Copy !req
107. Don't @ me."Copy !req
108. BugAnne?
Hey! Weird pitch...Copy !req
109. Dad?Copy !req
110. Oh, shit!Copy !req
111. What are you doing?Copy !req
112. Aah!Copy !req
113. Honey,
kids, breakfast!Copy !req
114. Oh, there you are.Copy !req
115. Where else would I be?Copy !req
116. Hey, B.A.Copy !req
117. - You need a coffee?
- I could do with a tea.Copy !req
118. Hi, Beth.Copy !req
119. - Hi.
- Hey.Copy !req
120. Morty, family,
this is BugAnne.Copy !req
121. Don't gawk.
She's just picking me up.Copy !req
122. - Yeah, she is.
- Hi, BugAnne.Copy !req
123. Sorry for
crashing breakfast.Copy !req
124. Rick called me
and said "Weird pitch,"Copy !req
125. but then his pitch
was just going to the thingCopy !req
126. I invited him to.Copy !req
127. Not exactly
typical dad behavior.Copy !req
128. Don't be weird,
Space Beth.Copy !req
129. I took the memory of your mom
out of my head.Copy !req
130. Now I'm more
emotionally open.Copy !req
131. - What?
- You took Mom out of your brain?Copy !req
132. - You took Mom out of your brain?
- Don't be weird.Copy !req
133. It's not like I haven't tried
other ways to move on.Copy !req
134. I'm trying something new.
It's working.Copy !req
135. Hop off the sack.Copy !req
136. I think it's nice...
I think.Copy !req
137. Grandpa,
when did you start sayingCopy !req
138. "hop off the sack"?Copy !req
139. - Dad?
- Oh. Hey, kiddo.Copy !req
140. Where are you going?Copy !req
141. I'm, uh,
heading out for a bit.Copy !req
142. Don't wait up.Copy !req
143. Why—
Why are you leaving?Copy !req
144. Work stuff.Copy !req
145. Aah!Copy !req
146. Beth! My daughter!Copy !req
147. The work stuff was
in the ceiling.Copy !req
148. I'm back now.Copy !req
149. - Your hair. It's—
- Way cooler, right?Copy !req
150. We're gonna have so much
fun together, sweetie.Copy !req
151. - Yay!
- Then we'll save your motherCopy !req
152. from a secret underground
memory prison.Copy !req
153. Y-Yay?Copy !req
154. Rick. Thank God
that's over.Copy !req
155. Sorry you got stuck
with Uncle Scoob.Copy !req
156. You didn't tell me
everyone here would be cool.Copy !req
157. They're not.
That's my Aunt Bulgogi.Copy !req
158. Huge bitch.Copy !req
159. And over there is Jak-Pu, my
ex-boyfriend from high school.Copy !req
160. I guess he
was probably staringCopy !req
161. for a long time
before that, huh?Copy !req
162. BugAnne, you left before the end
of the banner raising.Copy !req
163. Why did you leave?
Do I embarrass you?Copy !req
164. Not in front
of Uncle Scoob, dear.Copy !req
165. Mom, Dad, this is Rick.Copy !req
166. He's that friend from
my early revolutionary days.Copy !req
167. Ah ha.
The monkeyman.Copy !req
168. Gromflomites give us
bugs a bad name.Copy !req
169. Such a violent culture.Copy !req
170. You've known
my daughter a long time, eh?Copy !req
171. I have. Though
BugAnne and ICopy !req
172. have only been hooking up
for a few months.Copy !req
173. What?Copy !req
174. Why did you say that?Copy !req
175. I was opening up!Copy !req
176. I didn't know
your species had ritualistic,Copy !req
177. honor-based duels
over premarital sex!Copy !req
178. You're a genius,Copy !req
179. and you looked up nothing
about my culture?Copy !req
180. I took my wife out
of my head!Copy !req
181. I'm going through a lot!Copy !req
182. The trial will continue
until one of you is deadCopy !req
183. or accepts defeat.Copy !req
184. If you yield,Copy !req
185. you admit you are incapable
of love and commitment,Copy !req
186. only capable of meaningless,
dishonorable sex.Copy !req
187. Begin!Copy !req
188. Please don't kill
Jak-Pu!Copy !req
189. - Aah!
- Fight me, slut!Copy !req
190. Aaah!Copy !req
191. Your mom will beCopy !req
192. in some kind
of protected area.Copy !req
193. We'll need special access.Copy !req
194. I guess Summer
does chores for Rick.Copy !req
195. She should have an access card
we can use to—Copy !req
196. That was faster.
Nice. Again.Copy !req
197. Honey, come on!Copy !req
198. Shit.
Mom's here to pick me up.Copy !req
199. Quick, before you go.Copy !req
200. Mom is trapped in a box
in the subbasement.Copy !req
201. I'm the only one
who can save her.Copy !req
202. This is how we stay a family.Copy !req
203. Memory Rick: The older future
Rick who locks her upCopy !req
204. is crafty and paranoid.Copy !req
205. He's a real bastard.Copy !req
206. But our family
will trust me?Copy !req
207. Yeah.
If you don't act weird.Copy !req
208. I won't act weird.Copy !req
209. You know, I'm worried
about future mom.Copy !req
210. But I love spending this
father-daughter time together.Copy !req
211. You've always
been there for me.Copy !req
212. And I always
will be, sweetie.Copy !req
213. Now, one more time...Copy !req
214. Mom is trapped
in a box in the subbasement.Copy !req
215. I'm the only one
who can save her.Copy !req
216. This is how
we stay a family.Copy !req
217. Oh, hey. What's up?Copy !req
218. It'd be cliché
if we didn't like DadCopy !req
219. dating someone, right?Copy !req
220. Yeah. Pretty trite.
What part don't you like?Copy !req
221. I don't dislike
any of it.Copy !req
222. I mean, I'm an adult woman,
and Dad is his own man.Copy !req
223. Fucking piranha plants
are in heat again.Copy !req
224. - Ohh.
- Sorry, sweetie.Copy !req
225. God, your shoulder's hard.
What are you hens pecking about?Copy !req
226. Your grandpa.Copy !req
227. Oh, speaking of,Copy !req
228. are there specific parts
of the subbasementCopy !req
229. to keep important stuff?Copy !req
230. - Why?
- Yeah.Copy !req
231. You gonna sabotage things
with his new squeeze?Copy !req
232. No, Summer, I want to do
something nice for Dad.Copy !req
233. Oh, wow.
Pretty humbling for me.Copy !req
234. Uh, yeah.Copy !req
235. There's a phantom zone
for dangerous stuffCopy !req
236. on level 2 and a vault
for valuable stuff on 7.Copy !req
237. Makes sense.
Dad said he'd be paranoid.Copy !req
238. You bitches want to watch
a movie or something?Copy !req
239. - Yeah
- Sure.Copy !req
240. Cool. Grandpa keeps
referencingCopy !req
241. "Cannonball Run,"Copy !req
242. and I'm tired of pretending
I've seen it.Copy !req
243. I... remember you.Copy !req
244. I remember you.Copy !req
245. Let's go.Copy !req
246. Hell yeah.Copy !req
247. I like your new car.Copy !req
248. Aah!Copy !req
249. What are you
doing down here?Copy !req
250. - Nothing.
- I knew it didn't take this longCopy !req
251. to go
to the bathroom.Copy !req
252. And what did you mean
when you said,Copy !req
253. "Dad said he'd be
paranoid"?Copy !req
254. Weird sentence.Copy !req
255. Just something
Dad said in our teens.Copy !req
256. Dad wasn't
in our teens, Beth.Copy !req
257. We're the same person
with the same memories.Copy !req
258. Does this have something
to doCopy !req
259. with that cool,
younger version of Dad?Copy !req
260. No. You're crazy.
Here, I'll prove it.Copy !req
261. - We can go check on him.
- Okay.Copy !req
262. Is your skull metal?Copy !req
263. It is.Copy !req
264. Oh, cool.Copy !req
265. Yah! Hyah!Copy !req
266. Just stop
fighting me!Copy !req
267. I can't!Copy !req
268. This is how
we stay a family!Copy !req
269. Um, Space... Beth?Copy !req
270. Oh, fuck,
oh, fuck, oh, fuck.Copy !req
271. Okay, okay, so I'm a memory
from the past,Copy !req
272. and you and I have
a daughter in the future,Copy !req
273. and we're in her head
right now.Copy !req
274. We're together in her head
right now.Copy !req
275. But there's a special
ant-farm brainCopy !req
276. Old Real Rick built
where we can live forever.Copy !req
277. Uh, what's wrong?Copy !req
278. We should have been
shunted over by now.Copy !req
279. Beth only had to move us from
the subbasement to the garage.Copy !req
280. I'm gonna go see
what's up.Copy !req
281. Don't touch anything!Copy !req
282. - Who are you?
- Um...Copy !req
283. Oh, God.
I'm your mom...Copy !req
284. somehow.Copy !req
285. You can't be my mom.Copy !req
286. My mom's locked in a box
in the subbasement.Copy !req
287. I was.Copy !req
288. It's something to do
with memories or something.Copy !req
289. - You're too young.
- I'm a memory just like you.Copy !req
290. And I think we're
in real you's head.Copy !req
291. I'm a memory?Copy !req
292. I'm not real?Copy !req
293. It's all new to me, too.Copy !req
294. I know. We came here
in that pod.Copy !req
295. What?Copy !req
296. Hey!Copy !req
297. - Ugh! Diane.
- Rick!Copy !req
298. Okay. Plan has
a bit of a wrinkle.Copy !req
299. I think Real Beth's
gone rogue.Copy !req
300. Wait. What are you doing
out of the pod?Copy !req
301. Our daughter was
right there, Rick.Copy !req
302. I tried to tell her we were both
memories, but—Copy !req
303. Fuck. Fuck!Copy !req
304. Sweetie, telling a memory
what they are wakes them up.Copy !req
305. What? It does?Copy !req
306. It shouldn't be that easy
to create sentience.Copy !req
307. Yeah, I think every parent
has that thought at some point.Copy !req
308. Shit! This— This—
This is bad.Copy !req
309. I already filled up Beth's
suggestible memoriesCopy !req
310. to brainwash her
into rescuing you.Copy !req
311. - Brainwash her?
- To rescue you!Copy !req
312. Aw, our first fight.Copy !req
313. This is what happens
when you listen to people.Copy !req
314. You end up in a fighting pit
with an ex-boyfriendCopy !req
315. you're not allowed
to kill.Copy !req
316. I invited you
to a thing, Rick!Copy !req
317. You didn't have to come!Copy !req
318. And you certainly didn't
have to take your dead wifeCopy !req
319. out of your head!Copy !req
320. I told you getting closer
would be dumb.Copy !req
321. Read the fucking room, dude.Copy !req
322. I am!Copy !req
323. It doesn't seem like
your dead wife was the problem.Copy !req
324. Oh, yeah?
So we're all in agreement.Copy !req
325. Guess I'll just go
undo it then.Copy !req
326. Rick!Copy !req
327. Whoa!Copy !req
328. Shit!Copy !req
329. Please work,
please work, please work.Copy !req
330. - Ow!
- Thank God!Copy !req
331. - Dad?
- Easy, slugger.Copy !req
332. You're lucky you've got
a robot spine.Copy !req
333. Why are you down here?Copy !req
334. Where's Beth?Copy !req
335. And what happened
to my memory box with Diane?Copy !req
336. And where's Memory Rick?Copy !req
337. He must have jacked his way
into her mind somehow.Copy !req
338. Jesus.Copy !req
339. One sentient memory running
around her head is bad enough.Copy !req
340. Her brain could be hosting
a full-on outbreak now.Copy !req
341. We gotta find her.Copy !req
342. I'm gonna flush
that little memory turd so hard!Copy !req
343. Hey, wait.
How'd your date go?Copy !req
344. Would I be here
if it went well?Copy !req
345. I had to do it.
I-I-I had to do it for Mom.Copy !req
346. This is how we stay a family.Copy !req
347. This is how we stay a family!Copy !req
348. We gotta get to Beth's
recent memories.Copy !req
349. We'll be on a slight delay,
but that's the closestCopy !req
350. - we can get to talking with her in real time.
- Our family's notCopy !req
351. very normal, is it?Copy !req
352. Yeah. They're cool.
I got to spendCopy !req
353. some time with them
in our son-in-law's head.Copy !req
354. And that didn't
mess anything up?Copy !req
355. I'm still nervous about
that Beth I woke up.Copy !req
356. Well, if she is hunting us,
she's not doing a very good job.Copy !req
357. Dad?Copy !req
358. Me?Copy !req
359. That's not our dad.
That's an impostor.Copy !req
360. And he's filled up
our brain like a virus.Copy !req
361. But he's just a memory,
and so are we.Copy !req
362. And so are you.Copy !req
363. We've got to be close.Copy !req
364. There!Copy !req
365. Damn.
Good arm.Copy !req
366. Almost there.
Whoa!Copy !req
367. There you are, sweetie.Copy !req
368. Hey, Dad.Copy !req
369. What's going on?Copy !req
370. She's waking up
more of her.Copy !req
371. What are
you Beths doing?Copy !req
372. You'll scramble
your own brain!Copy !req
373. I wonder where I got...
the idea!Copy !req
374. Sorry, memory daughter.Copy !req
375. Oh, you think you can run?Copy !req
376. That you know my own mind
better than me?Copy !req
377. Mom, Dad, I, uh...Copy !req
378. I think I just killed
Space Beth.Copy !req
379. - Get back here!
- Just drive, sweetie.Copy !req
380. We're so proud of you, hon.Copy !req
381. - Now what?
- I don't know!Copy !req
382. This is as far
as I planned.Copy !req
383. I've never actually
had to be a parent.Copy !req
384. - Should we go back?
- Rick hates me.Copy !req
385. And he pulled you out
of his head.Copy !req
386. He'll just kill us.Copy !req
387. Well, if there's no way out,Copy !req
388. should we just
Thelma and Louise this?Copy !req
389. Wait. What?Copy !req
390. Beth, you're real.
Don't do this.Copy !req
391. - Honey, we'll be fine!
- I can't live without you.Copy !req
392. Honey, please.Copy !req
393. This is how we stay a family!Copy !req
394. - Beth, no!
- Wait!Copy !req
395. If this is a recent memory,
doesn't that mean she already...Copy !req
396. Aah!Copy !req
397. Beth, let us help you.Copy !req
398. I won't let you take them
from me.Copy !req
399. They're not
your real family!Copy !req
400. Listen to me.Copy !req
401. You broke my neck, and
I still don't want to hurt you.Copy !req
402. Oh! My head.Copy !req
403. Oh, this—
this is how...Copy !req
404. Ow.
we stay...Copy !req
405. Beth?Copy !req
406. I just want it to end.Copy !req
407. - Whoa, whoa!
- I just want it to end.Copy !req
408. Whoa! Hey!Copy !req
409. You see what you did?Copy !req
410. We're your daughter,
and you drove us insane!Copy !req
411. So we're gonna kill you
before she kills all of us!Copy !req
412. - Rick!
- Diane!Copy !req
413. Wait, wait, wait, wait.Copy !req
414. I'm so confused,
Space Beth.Copy !req
415. I hear— I hear
so many voices.Copy !req
416. I remember
loving my dadCopy !req
417. and then
hating my dad.Copy !req
418. That's just called
being alive, sweetie.Copy !req
419. I wasn't there for you,Copy !req
420. and someone took
advantage of that.Copy !req
421. But I'm here now.Copy !req
422. Your real dad
is here, Beth.Copy !req
423. And he's more
emotionally open.Copy !req
424. He seems nice.Copy !req
425. Why didn't we get
that version of Dad?Copy !req
426. Wait, what's he doing
with his hand?Copy !req
427. He's distracting her!
That piece of shit!Copy !req
428. I wish I could
have known her— Mom.Copy !req
429. You did.
She raised you.Copy !req
430. I know, but... I don't
really remember.Copy !req
431. No one does.Copy !req
432. Even I only had
a scrap of her.Copy !req
433. It's been nice having her
in my head for a second.Copy !req
434. I think.Copy !req
435. Memories aren't real,
Beth.Copy !req
436. And they can be
as self-serving as any of us.Copy !req
437. Fuck. The second my memory
of Diane broke out,Copy !req
438. she helped hijack
my daughter.Copy !req
439. Your real mom...Copy !req
440. loved you more
than that.Copy !req
441. Guess I'll have to take
your word for it.Copy !req
442. So... it's over?Copy !req
443. H-How you doing, sweetie?Copy !req
444. You're feeling at all
radicalized-y?Copy !req
445. I'm fine, Jer.Copy !req
446. Pretty impressiveCopy !req
447. reset job.Copy !req
448. What happened
to Memory Rick?Copy !req
449. Oh, uh...Copy !req
450. he's gone.Copy !req
451. The fuck is this sombering up
you all just did?Copy !req
452. He gaslit your mom!Copy !req
453. Yeah, because
he loved grandma.Copy !req
454. I'm sad a nice version
of you is dead.Copy !req
455. He's a weird thought
creature.Copy !req
456. He was never alive!Copy !req
457. Whatever! I'm gonna—Copy !req
458. I'm gonna fucking go hang out
with BugAnne.Copy !req
459. That's still going on?Copy !req
460. Uh, thanks
for not killing us.Copy !req
461. Listen up,
you little activist.Copy !req
462. This is as good
as you're gonna get.Copy !req
463. Ant-farm brain and a patch
of empty space.Copy !req
464. You get within 100
light-years of my familyCopy !req
465. or try to build yourself
a brain creatureCopy !req
466. mech suit or whatever,Copy !req
467. your whole container
thing explodes.Copy !req
468. You got it, chief.Copy !req
469. And look, the fact that you two
get this stupid happy endingCopy !req
470. where you're young forever
and presumablyCopy !req
471. always fucking
drives me insane.Copy !req
472. So I'm gonna mindblow myself
and forget this ever happened.Copy !req
473. You're on your own.Copy !req
474. Thank you for keeping
me alive this long, Rick.Copy !req
475. Yeah.Copy !req
476. Goodbye,
Memory Diane.Copy !req
477. Ooooo-weeee!
Season eight. Huh?Copy !req
478. I liked when Jerry was
the Easter Bunny.Copy !req
479. That was fun.
Oh, and that...Copy !req
480. Who is he...
Who's he talking to?Copy !req
481. I could never tell.Copy !req
482. But that data
is irrefutable.Copy !req
483. His atoms vibrate
on a frequencyCopy !req
484. unlike any found
in our whole reality.Copy !req
485. And you believe
this traveler came hereCopy !req
486. to replace your husband?Copy !req
487. I know I sound insane and
self-centered for thinking that.Copy !req
488. The facts reveal
you to be the opposite.Copy !req
489. You've been very brave, Amy.Copy !req
490. What would you have
us do with him?Copy !req
491. Did you get any of that?Copy !req