1. CHARGE BELONGS! IN THE WALL!Copy !req
2. FREE THE CHARGE! FREE US ALL!Copy !req
3. A huge turnout today
at the officesCopy !req
4. of billionaire leader and
tech visionary Summer Smith...Copy !req
5. as she attempts to make
Chargeria history.Copy !req
6. And this just in: phone
chargers are very important,Copy !req
7. so never,
never steal them.Copy !req
8. We're ready to launch
the device.Copy !req
9. Do we have eyes
on my brother?Copy !req
10. - No, ma'am.
- Then we're not ready.Copy !req
11. Come on, Morty.Copy !req
12. Wait! Remember!Copy !req
13. - If you borrow his phone charger...
- I know.Copy !req
14. it's really important
you give it back!Copy !req
15. Even if you think
he wasn't using it!Copy !req
16. I'm alone.Copy !req
17. I was, too.
That's how I like it.Copy !req
18. Ohh!Copy !req
19. Come,
if you wanna eat.Copy !req
20. Saw you on the news.Copy !req
21. Guess it's been a while
since you've had a normal meal.Copy !req
22. By "normal," you mean
the spoon is dirty?Copy !req
23. CJ's recipe.
Back at the firehouse.Copy !req
24. Ugh! I didn't put
my life's work on holdCopy !req
25. to sit here talking
to you about chili.Copy !req
26. He always said the secret
ingredient is patience.Copy !req
27. Morty,
it is time to go!Copy !req
28. It's almost 9 p.m.
back in the real world,Copy !req
29. and our exit will only work
if Mom's in the kitchenCopy !req
30. pouring her bedtime wine!Copy !req
31. There's nothing for me
back there!Copy !req
32. - Go without me.
- That's not how it works, Morty!Copy !req
33. And I'm sorry, but I refuse
to turn forty in here!Copy !req
34. What choice do I have?Copy !req
35. We always had choices.Copy !req
36. Take some ownership.Copy !req
37. We're ready.
Start the launch.Copy !req
38. God have mercy
on our souls.Copy !req
39. Five, four, three. Two, one.Copy !req
40. Launch.Copy !req
41. It's charging!Copy !req
42. Charging in the air!Copy !req
43. Dear God! Summer Smith has
made phone chargers obsolete!Copy !req
44. No more cords!Copy !req
45. It's working!Copy !req
46. A contactless
electrical grid!Copy !req
47. That means no chargers,
you old bitch!Copy !req
48. I win!
The matrix is obsolete!Copy !req
49. What the hell?Copy !req
50. Oh, shit.
How long was I out?Copy !req
51. Mom! Mom! Mommy!
Get away from me, Rick!Copy !req
52. Mom! Rick put us
in a simulated realityCopy !req
53. to teach us a lesson about
taking his phone charger and not giving it back,Copy !req
54. and then he fell asleep
and forgot about usCopy !req
55. for the matrix equivalent
of 17 years!Copy !req
56. I'm an emancipated adult!Copy !req
57. I demand sovereignty
over my mind and future!Copy !req
58. Don't let him reset us!Copy !req
59. This is why I have
bedtime wine.Copy !req
60. My— My hands!
A child's hands!Copy !req
61. You built a matrix to punish
them for a phone charger?Copy !req
62. I'm not that petty, Beth.
It can punish them for anything.Copy !req
63. Put that
mindblower gun down.Copy !req
64. Okay. Obviously Grandpa cooked
you guys a little too long.Copy !req
65. Long enough
to go to law schoolCopy !req
66. and revolutionize
engineering.Copy !req
67. Summer, that whole system's
basically 8-bit.Copy !req
68. A child with a crayon could
revolutionize engineering.Copy !req
69. Don't let him
wipe me, Mom!Copy !req
70. I fell in love,
ran a country,Copy !req
71. visited Chargentina
and the Phoneippines.Copy !req
72. I can't lose
those memories!Copy !req
73. Um, I— I wanna
remember it, too.Copy !req
74. Dad, I think the kids
should be allowedCopy !req
75. to do whatever they want with
what you did to their brains.Copy !req
76. You want a couple
of matrix-crazy adultsCopy !req
77. in child bodies?
Good luck with that.Copy !req
78. Yes!
I beat you, Rick!Copy !req
79. You mess with the bull, you get
the 34-year-old horns!Copy !req
80. I'm gonna crush it
in high school!Copy !req
81. Give me a holler
when this goes south.Copy !req
82. There's literally
no limit to what I can achieve.Copy !req
83. Student-body president.
Valedictorian.Copy !req
84. Or maybe just live this
one day, sweet and fleeting.Copy !req
85. Maybe just hold onto 17.Copy !req
86. Cold much?Copy !req
87. You're nipping out.Copy !req
88. Oh, come on.
We don't have to doCopy !req
89. these teenage-girl
stereotypes.Copy !req
90. Your body violates our
code of conduct, missy.Copy !req
91. - Go home and change.
- But—Copy !req
92. Your wiles won't get you
anywhere with me.Copy !req
93. Oh, my God. She's hot
for Principal Vagina.Copy !req
94. She's nipping
even harder!Copy !req
95. Eat my ass,
you shallow bitches!Copy !req
96. Every time I think
our friendshipCopy !req
97. can't get
any stronger.Copy !req
98. I know.
You're truly my sister.Copy !req
99. Aww!Copy !req
100. School's not what
you remember, huh?Copy !req
101. Ugh. I'm just embarrassed
I let them get to me.Copy !req
102. Those girls probably still
believe people like themCopy !req
103. for their personality
and that recycling is real.Copy !req
104. - Hey, do you have a bobby pin?
- Yeah. Here.Copy !req
105. At least they're too dumb
to do real damage.Copy !req
106. It's like blunt-force
trauma, as opposed toCopy !req
107. a hot curling iron going
slowly up your asshole.Copy !req
108. Wow.Copy !req
109. Which is how I describe
my first marriage.Copy !req
110. You got married
in there?Copy !req
111. The best part was,
I supported himCopy !req
112. while he worked
on his music.Copy !req
113. Ugh. Been there.
It's like, I can either beCopy !req
114. the primary earner or
your mommy. I can't be both.Copy !req
115. Yeah.Copy !req
116. A third mimosa?Copy !req
117. On a Wednesday
afternoon?Copy !req
118. Who are we?Copy !req
119. Oh, my God. I'm totally
turning into my mother.Copy !req
120. Goals!Copy !req
121. I love
this version of you.Copy !req
122. You're so... self-assured.
I wish I had more of that.Copy !req
123. Aww! Beth!
Can I call you Beth?Copy !req
124. Absolutely!
And I'll call you...Copy !req
125. - Summer?
- Oh, right. Of course.Copy !req
126. You were able to achieve
so much in there.Copy !req
127. Hashtag girl boss.Copy !req
128. Ugh. I hate when grown women
call themselves girls.Copy !req
129. Oh, same. Me too.
That was ironic.Copy !req
130. Speaking of
grown women,Copy !req
131. maybe it's time
for a little upgrade?Copy !req
132. Oh, come on.
Look at who you've become.Copy !req
133. You don't need
some cliché makeover.Copy !req
134. I meant
for both of us.Copy !req
135. Do you just buy
your shirts from TargetCopy !req
136. or do you also work there?Copy !req
137. Aww, Beth! I was joking!Copy !req
138. Part of
my management style.Copy !req
139. But isn't comedy
just the revelationCopy !req
140. of an unacknowledged truth?Copy !req
141. Think about it.Copy !req
142. Let's get out of here, girl.
You need a blowout!Copy !req
143. The hell
are you doing, Morty?Copy !req
144. Get your hands off
my death race car!Copy !req
145. The struts
were a little off.Copy !req
146. The struts were a little—Copy !req
147. Wow. Okay. The struts
were a little off.Copy !req
148. Picked up a few skills
when I was inside.Copy !req
149. The matrix?Copy !req
150. Matrix prison.Copy !req
151. Oh. Badass.Copy !req
152. This is that death race
on Vega Five, right?Copy !req
153. Space and land?Copy !req
154. - Yeah, actually.
- Toss me a beer.Copy !req
155. Think we should add a snorkel
intake to the engine block.Copy !req
156. Damn, Morty. Maybe
I should leave you in a matrix more often.Copy !req
157. Ohhhhhh!Copy !req
158. Morty!
What are you doing?Copy !req
159. - I'm getting Rick's attention!
- Freeze!Copy !req
160. Fuck you!
None of this is real!Copy !req
161. - Morty, run!
- Hey! Thieves!Copy !req
162. Never take
what's not yours,Copy !req
163. especially if it's
a phone charger!Copy !req
164. Rick, we're sorry we stole
your phone charger!Copy !req
165. We learned our lesson!
Now let us out!Copy !req
166. If that was gonna work, we
would've been ejected by now!Copy !req
167. You have the right
to remain plugged in!Copy !req
168. Any charger you steal
can and willCopy !req
169. - be used against you.
- Summer, help!Copy !req
170. Sorry, Morty! But one of us
has to find a way out of here!Copy !req
171. Summer!Copy !req
172. Aah!Copy !req
173. Ooh!Copy !req
174. C-CJ.Copy !req
175. If you're remembering
a bunch of stuff,Copy !req
176. you have to
say it out loud.Copy !req
177. I— I just miss them.Copy !req
178. Ehh.
Y-You know what, pal?Copy !req
179. I think that engine
snorkel's a good idea.Copy !req
180. Bottoms up.Copy !req
181. Wow. You can really
pull that look off.Copy !req
182. I could never go short.Copy !req
183. It's called disruption.Copy !req
184. If you don't take risks,
you don't grow.Copy !req
185. Uh, for me,
this is pretty bold.Copy !req
186. I guess everyone
has to start somewhere.Copy !req
187. What do you think
of this?Copy !req
188. I think there was a reason
it was on the clearance rack.Copy !req
189. I thought you wanted
to feel more confident.Copy !req
190. Now, this
says confidence.Copy !req
191. It also says $3,000!Copy !req
192. Who's gonna invest in you if
you won't invest in yourself?Copy !req
193. My job is to invest in
your college fund, Summer.Copy !req
194. First of all, I already
graduated charger cum laudeCopy !req
195. with a major in chargers
and a minor in—Copy !req
196. - Let me guess.
- English Lit.Copy !req
197. Beth, I can't
make you 17 again,Copy !req
198. but I can give
this gift of knowledge:Copy !req
199. life is slipping away.Copy !req
200. It's time to make
some big changesCopy !req
201. or get comfortable
with some big regrets.Copy !req
202. So, are you gonna buy me
this suit or what?Copy !req
203. - And steel plates.
- Good stuff.Copy !req
204. Oh! L-Look at that, Rick!Copy !req
205. They— They got
a sale on rebar!Copy !req
206. Oh, hell yeah! Buy two rebar,
get one freebar?Copy !req
207. Matrix Morty's got
an eye for a deal!Copy !req
208. I gotta hand it to you.
T-This feels pretty good.Copy !req
209. Good old American
craftsmanship, Morty.Copy !req
210. Feels good
to use your hands.Copy !req
211. Oh-ho-ho-ho! Ho!Copy !req
212. She's purring like a—
like an oily little kitten!Copy !req
213. Wow.
You guys are...Copy !req
214. really spreading out
onto the lawn, huh?Copy !req
215. Ugh. Suburbia.Copy !req
216. Dad, can I talk
to you?Copy !req
217. Listen.Copy !req
218. If this is about the beers,
Morty's cool.Copy !req
219. He has like
four Purple Hearts.Copy !req
220. Five.
Those and a nickelCopy !req
221. will get you
a cup of coffee.Copy !req
222. Ho-ho!
Disillusioned Morty!Copy !req
223. Love this guy!Copy !req
224. Listen, Beth.Copy !req
225. If ya wanna judge
someone, call Jerry.Copy !req
226. I can't.
My phone's dead.Copy !req
227. I had to film turns of
every outfit Summer tried on.Copy !req
228. You need a charger? Use mine.Copy !req
229. Oh. Okay.
You sure?Copy !req
230. Ohh! Uh-h, yeah!Copy !req
231. Y-Y-You're— Y-Y-You're—
Y-Y-You're— Y-Y-You're—Copy !req
232. You're gonna give that back,
right?Copy !req
233. 'Cause I can't
impress upon you how...Copy !req
234. Oh, God!Copy !req
235. Oh, my God! 8-Ball!Copy !req
236. No! No!
CJ? Chop Block?Copy !req
237. Marmaduke?Copy !req
238. 8-Ball.
He— He didn't make it.Copy !req
239. We— We saw you die, man!Copy !req
240. I-I can't—
I-I can't die!Copy !req
241. I-I got you, buddy.
I got you.Copy !req
242. I can't.
I can't die.Copy !req
243. Huh?Copy !req
244. Just take
whatever you want.Copy !req
245. Nothing out here
fucking matters.Copy !req
246. Wonder who
he learned that from.Copy !req
247. Probably someone
too tamedCopy !req
248. by neo-liberal groupthink
to buy a cool jacket.Copy !req
249. Dad, I think maybe you
were right on this one.Copy !req
250. Beth, that's not how it works.Copy !req
251. You gotta press it up
against their head.Copy !req
252. You just tried
to mind-blow me?Copy !req
253. Summer! Get back here!Copy !req
254. This is for
your own good!Copy !req
255. No, it's for
your own good.Copy !req
256. I thought you were
my friend, bitch!Copy !req
257. My friends don't talk
to me like that.Copy !req
258. Because you don't
have any!Copy !req
259. Hey!Copy !req
260. All I want is to
live my best life!Copy !req
261. You're too scared to even try!Copy !req
262. Did you just hotwire
that car?Copy !req
263. Yes.Copy !req
264. - Summer!
- Later, Boomer!Copy !req
265. Damn. That got
out of hand fast.Copy !req
266. Welp, I told her it would.Copy !req
267. Smart man.
Here. Check this out.Copy !req
268. Me and CJ
came up with itCopy !req
269. during the siege of
the Three Pronged Mountains.Copy !req
270. We were holed up with nothing
but these old Nokia 3.5's.Copy !req
271. Had to use a little something
we called the reg-rahc.Copy !req
272. Try her out.Copy !req
273. "Charger"
spelled backwards.Copy !req
274. Cute.
What's it do?Copy !req
275. Pulls the charge
right out a man's heart.Copy !req
276. Thanks for the ride, Rick.Copy !req
277. Also, I didn't know Summer was
gonna hijack a vehicle, too.Copy !req
278. I've been planning this
a lot longer than her.Copy !req
279. Anyway...Copy !req
280. Cool tank!Copy !req
281. - No! No, no, no, no, no!
- Something the matter, sir?Copy !req
282. - You wouldn't be putting people in matrixes, would you?
- What?Copy !req
283. 'Cause that's something
you should never do.Copy !req
284. Seriously, Morty?
You're that uncreative?Copy !req
285. Who's Morty?Copy !req
286. Is that someone
you put in a matrix?Copy !req
287. Yes!Copy !req
288. Owww. Oh...Copy !req
289. The seemingly unstoppable
and pretty cool-looking vehicleCopy !req
290. is now heading
towards a power plantCopy !req
291. at the center
of Power Plant Valley,Copy !req
292. the well-known nexus
of America's power grid.Copy !req
293. Why create this unstoppable
death machine?Copy !req
294. Its driver,
14-year-old Morty Smith,Copy !req
295. has this to say.Copy !req
296. Come into a wolf's houseCopy !req
297. and piss in its bed,
you're gonna get bit!Copy !req
298. T-That's just
the nature of the wolf!Copy !req
299. That's just
the nature of the wolf!Copy !req
300. How's the neti pot
coming, Summer?Copy !req
301. So good. I feel grounded,
free of toxins.Copy !req
302. Go away.
I need my space.Copy !req
303. I can't believe how fast you
got established in Santa Fe.Copy !req
304. The wellness industry
picked me up at the city limits.Copy !req
305. They place all lost
middle-aged womenCopy !req
306. in a residential pottery studio
with meditation elements.Copy !req
307. I'm looking to be in connection
with the mountains?Copy !req
308. Get the cacao.
And the harmonium.Copy !req
309. Honey, you shouldn't
have to beCopy !req
310. a lost
middle-aged woman yet.Copy !req
311. Take it from me.
It sucks.Copy !req
312. And the joy of being 17
is not knowing anything,Copy !req
313. including how hard
it's gonna get.Copy !req
314. Yeah. I guess I'm sorry
for what I said.Copy !req
315. I just don't know
how to be your friend.Copy !req
316. You don't have to be.
You're my daughter.Copy !req
317. Wow. I hate that
I'm saying this,Copy !req
318. but the energy here
feels amazing.Copy !req
319. That's called
community.Copy !req
320. And if we had more of it
in this world,Copy !req
321. and less
factory-farmed beef,Copy !req
322. our little boys
wouldn't be driving tanksCopy !req
323. into nuclear
power plants!Copy !req
324. That sounds too specific
to be a metaphor.Copy !req
325. What will you do when
there's no power in the walls?Copy !req
326. What will you charge then?Copy !req
327. See? Beef brain.Copy !req
328. Oh, God.
I have to stop him.Copy !req
329. - You know how?
- I'm a tech CEO!Copy !req
330. So even if I don't,
I'll pretend I do.Copy !req
331. Mom. Hold my calls.Copy !req
332. "Mom." Hmm.
I like the sound of that.Copy !req
333. I'll just need
a credit card.Copy !req
334. Please, sir.
Not in the matrix.Copy !req
335. You shouldn't put
people in matrixes.Copy !req
336. Uh-huh.Copy !req
337. What the— Oh.Copy !req
338. Matrix my ass!
Wubbalubba dub dub!Copy !req
339. This better be
death race-related.Copy !req
340. - CJ!
- H-Huh? Hey!Copy !req
341. CJ! CJ!Copy !req
342. Ohh!Copy !req
343. She's beautiful.
Isn't she?Copy !req
344. Morty.Copy !req
345. I never had
a brother.Copy !req
346. U-Until y-you.Copy !req
347. Death to Chargeria!Copy !req
348. We got him.
Osama Been Chargin is dead.Copy !req
349. Full hearts, full charge.Copy !req
350. Full hearts, full charge.Copy !req
351. She's coming down!Copy !req
352. Sweet Christ!
Power Plant Valley is breached!Copy !req
353. I repeat, breached!Copy !req
354. He's getting too close!Copy !req
355. If he reaches
the central power plant,Copy !req
356. it'll trigger
a chain reactionCopy !req
357. that renders
North America uninhabitable,Copy !req
358. but also takes out
all cellphones!Copy !req
359. Fear not, Guard #2.Copy !req
360. The moat was installed
for this exact scenario.Copy !req
361. There's not a tank on earth
that can cross that water.Copy !req
362. Oh, shit!
It's got a snorkel!Copy !req
363. Dear God. Run!Copy !req
364. Morty!Copy !req
365. None of this
will bring CJ back!Copy !req
366. Keep his name
out of your mouth!Copy !req
367. Whose name?Copy !req
368. Christopher
James Motorola,Copy !req
369. Chargeant
First Class?Copy !req
370. What do you know
about CJ?Copy !req
371. This is all
my fault, Morty.Copy !req
372. You were the only
real thing in there,Copy !req
373. but I didn't treat you
like you mattered.Copy !req
374. You couldn't have known
what would happen in that war.Copy !req
375. But I did know, Morty.
I did know.Copy !req
376. Once I understood
the rules of the matrix,Copy !req
377. taking power was easy.Copy !req
378. But making power wasn't.Copy !req
379. There was only one way to make
the charging science work—Copy !req
380. all the lithium
we could get our hands on.Copy !req
381. We got it.Copy !req
382. We can fix it, right?
We can fix it?Copy !req
383. No one
can know about this.Copy !req
384. It was a brutal war,
but I knew we'd win it.Copy !req
385. Because we had you.Copy !req
386. An ex-con
with no future,Copy !req
387. no family,
no way to die.Copy !req
388. Morty, I never had
a brother.Copy !req
389. U-Until y-you.Copy !req
390. You could have
had a different life.Copy !req
391. I could have
given it to you.Copy !req
392. We got him.Copy !req
393. Osama Been Chargin
is dead.Copy !req
394. Thank you soldier.
Full hearts, full charge.Copy !req
395. We're lithium rich!Copy !req
396. You were
my greatest asset.Copy !req
397. And my darkest shame.Copy !req
398. I also had
your phones bugged,Copy !req
399. a tracking chip
put in your spine,Copy !req
400. and all those birds
you liked to feedCopy !req
401. were spy cameras
built by the government.Copy !req
402. My finches?Copy !req
403. I know you lost
a brother in there.Copy !req
404. Don't make me
lose you.Copy !req
405. It's like the pain
is all I have left of him!Copy !req
406. But— But he's gone!Copy !req
407. He never existed
in the first place!Copy !req
408. Don't say that!
Without you and your friends,Copy !req
409. we never would have
escaped the matrix.Copy !req
410. Rick, he— he would have
woken up and let us out!Copy !req
411. On whose terms?Copy !req
412. He would've wiped us clean
before our eyes were open.Copy !req
413. And then they'd really
be gone, all of them.Copy !req
414. CJ, Chop Block...Copy !req
415. Marmaduke, um...Copy !req
416. 8-Ball! Jesus!Copy !req
417. I— I—
I'm sorry, Morty.Copy !req
418. You get to decide now.Copy !req
419. What do you want to do?Copy !req
420. I wanna go home.Copy !req
421. Yeah. Let's go home.Copy !req
422. It's okay!
I— I'm alright now!Copy !req
423. It's not you
we were worried about!Copy !req
424. Yeah, this is exactly
why you shouldn't stealCopy !req
425. your grandpa's
inventions!Copy !req
426. What?Copy !req
427. He said never steal
your grandpa's inventions!Copy !req
428. - No...
- Mother fucker.Copy !req
429. Matrix piece of shit!Copy !req
430. Fucking fake
lesson-teaching bastard!Copy !req
431. Stop!Copy !req
432. Whoa! Easy, guys! Christ!Copy !req
433. You're not in a matrix!
You're not in a matrix!Copy !req
434. Rick?
What the fuck?Copy !req
435. This NPC was trying
to teach us a lesson!Copy !req
436. I was just sayingCopy !req
437. not to steal
such dangerous technology.Copy !req
438. Your grandpa's
obviously a genius.Copy !req
439. - See?
- That's an actual guy,Copy !req
440. making several obvious
and valid statements.Copy !req
441. - Beer later?
- I think my nose is broken.Copy !req
442. Rick and Summer:
Aw, come on!Copy !req
443. Chernobyl!
We're Chernobyl-ing!Copy !req
444. Rick!
Are you gonna—Copy !req
445. Yes.Copy !req
446. - Ew!
- What the hell?Copy !req
447. It's anti-radiation gel.Copy !req
448. Your tits and bits
will thank me later.Copy !req
449. - Ew!
- What the hell?Copy !req
450. So...
nuclear reactor, huh?Copy !req
451. I had PTSD!Copy !req
452. Thank you
for your service.Copy !req
453. Oh! Oh, my God!
You saved us from the—Copy !req
454. The worst meltdown in
American history? Yeah.Copy !req
455. I'm gonna leave this
with you. Sign here.Copy !req
456. Tip? Uh, I don't see
an option lower than 20%.Copy !req
457. There isn't one.Copy !req
458. Ooh! Ahh...Copy !req
459. Might wanna keep that gel on
for a little while.Copy !req
460. Alright. Is there anything
else we need to do?Copy !req
461. Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, owwww!Copy !req
462. I'm gonna
remember him.Copy !req
463. But I'm gonna miss you.Copy !req
464. You won't have to.Copy !req
465. I have a feeling things
are gonna be different now.Copy !req
466. Ready to be kids again?Copy !req
467. More than you know.Copy !req
468. Y-Yeah.Copy !req
469. What'd you do to us?Copy !req
470. What the fuck
is on my arm, Rick?Copy !req
471. Beats me.
You asked for it.Copy !req
472. - What? Why?
- Whatever.Copy !req
473. I'm meeting friends
to throw shopping carts into the quarry.Copy !req
474. Aw, geez. Oh, no, Rick!
Y-You gotta get this off of me!Copy !req
475. Ugh! It makes me
uncomfortable!Copy !req
476. No can do, pal. Made
a promise to an old friend.Copy !req
477. What the hell?Copy !req
478. Hi, Summer.Copy !req
479. You probably won't
remember making this,Copy !req
480. but I just wanted to say...Copy !req
481. I love you
and you should love yourself.Copy !req
482. The first thing your peers
will try to take from youCopy !req
483. is your adult empathy.Copy !req
484. It's your greatest gift and
the one thing that they—Copy !req
485. Ugh. Send a text.Copy !req
486. Yo, Tricia! What are we
huffing tonight, biiiiitch?Copy !req
487. Unh!Copy !req
488. Can I... help you?Copy !req
489. Beth, it's time
to come clean.Copy !req
490. We "lost women"Copy !req
491. feast on the young
to stay middle-aged.Copy !req
492. So, you're... vampires?Copy !req
493. Why not feed
'til you're young?Copy !req
494. 'Cause not everyone has your
fucked-up values, Beth!Copy !req
495. And it's unfortunately
drink or be drank!Copy !req
496. Oh, come on! I thought
that was "Wine Mom" talk!Copy !req
497. The sun turns you to dust,
and you picked Santa Fe?Copy !req
498. That's on you.Copy !req
499. Did you get any of that?Copy !req