1. - Pay up.
- What?Copy !req
2. Pay up, G-Slice. I finished your chores.Copy !req
3. Didn't I just upgrade your ponytail?Copy !req
4. And those ghost goggles you asked for
are in the vending machine.Copy !req
5. - Attribute slider.
- Oh, shit.Copy !req
6. Yeah. Jimmy Haddicker's
frisbee-golf party is tonight.Copy !req
7. I want him sliding
all over these attributes.Copy !req
8. - Ow!
- Sensitive bone marrow much?Copy !req
9. What are we boosting,
what are we losing?Copy !req
10. Strength me up, dawg.
I want that frolf bod.Copy !req
11. Drop intelligence.Copy !req
12. Four customizable stats,
courtesy of the genetic sequencer.Copy !req
13. - Come here, nerd.
- No!Copy !req
14. Summer, I will literally murder you!Copy !req
15. Christ, you're too dumb
to know I'm serious.Copy !req
16. - Hey, Rick, what are you—?Copy !req
17. Wait, is that an attribute slider?Copy !req
18. You're juicing your stats
for the frolf party?Copy !req
19. - You gonna ruin this for me?
- What? No.Copy !req
20. I want one for the party too.Copy !req
21. - Do some shit for me, bro.
- I helped you kill your nemesis.Copy !req
22. You guys found him?Copy !req
23. It's my emotional cheat day.Copy !req
24. I am removing myself
from this conversation.Copy !req
25. I can't believe he gave you that.
I've asked for one forever.Copy !req
26. 'Cause you're a bottom-feeder, Morty.
You beg and eat scraps.Copy !req
27. I'm an independent woman
who eats what she kills.Copy !req
28. Come on, Summer.
I'm your little brother.Copy !req
29. You have to take care of me.Copy !req
30. Take care of this.Copy !req
31. - You just hide anywhere, huh?
- Kick his ass, Summer.Copy !req
32. - Whoa.Copy !req
33. Oh, my God, who are you?Copy !req
34. Yeah, but what about this?Copy !req
35. Ah! Shut up!Copy !req
36. - She's juggling!
- With balls!Copy !req
37. Bro, is that your sister?
Her dexterity is wild.Copy !req
38. Yeah, I guess. Hey, Brad.
Aren't you a football guy?Copy !req
39. Of course, Morty.Copy !req
40. But the off season is the frolf season.Copy !req
41. Yo, Summer! Get over here
and meet the team captain.Copy !req
42. Oh, hey, guys.
So random seeing you here.Copy !req
43. Love the way you moved that coin.
Ever consider a bigger disc?Copy !req
44. Is your hair different?Copy !req
45. I don't know, I started using
this new leave-in conditioner.Copy !req
46. I love it.Copy !req
47. Maybe leave your number in my phone.Copy !req
48. So charismatic.Copy !req
49. Looks like we found
our new center-forward back.Copy !req
50. Gross! She's using tech to customize
herself for social situations.Copy !req
51. Bro, maybe you should too.
You're harshing the buzz.Copy !req
52. - Can you give us a sec?
- Ow! Hey!Copy !req
53. You're embarrassing yourself.
Leave or I will make you leave.Copy !req
54. - Let me borrow it, then I'll go.
- What do you want it for, you parasite?Copy !req
55. I wanna be ripped
and take my shirt off in front of Tricia!Copy !req
56. Ew! You worm! She's my best friend.Copy !req
57. She's not even in your grade.Copy !req
58. It's a trickle-down effect.
She'll see me and tell everyone.Copy !req
59. Okay, time to go.Copy !req
60. - Yeah, Summer! Dump the chump!Copy !req
61. She's juicing.
The device makes her cool.Copy !req
62. - Go, Summer! Go, Summer!
- Juice it up!Copy !req
63. Not so strong now, huh? Good luck with...Copy !req
64. Ha! intelligence. My turn.Copy !req
65. Ow!Copy !req
66. - Whoa!
- That's more like it.Copy !req
67. Morty. Wait till the girls hear this.Copy !req
68. - Let's see if these abs are waterproof.Copy !req
69. - Smart throw.
- Yeah, really thought out.Copy !req
70. - This is some shit.
- This is what frolf is about, bro.Copy !req
71. You pubescent little simian,
I will end you!Copy !req
72. Okay. No. Not what frolf is about.Copy !req
73. Open your mind!Copy !req
74. Oh, my God. What the fuck?Copy !req
75. Um, no thank you.Copy !req
76. Dude, no way. Summer's got a Kuato.Copy !req
77. - A what-o?
- Um, a Kuato?Copy !req
78. Oh, my God, she doesn't even know
what a Kuato is.Copy !req
79. I know what that is. I'm cool.Copy !req
80. Jimmy, your leave-in conditioner.Copy !req
81. Ah!Copy !req
82. Look at how desperate she is.Copy !req
83. - Boo!
- Yeah, come on, guys. Boo her.Copy !req
84. - You suck. You suck.Copy !req
85. - You ruined everything!Copy !req
86. And now back to Cake Or Fake?Copy !req
87. Please. Come on, you have to know.Copy !req
88. Do I not breathe?Copy !req
89. - Do I not speak?
- Hmm. Give me the knife.Copy !req
90. No! Oh, my God. Please! I'm not a cake!Copy !req
91. - Grandpa, I'm a literal monster.Copy !req
92. And you're blocking the TV. What's up?Copy !req
93. Open your mind!Copy !req
94. - Holy shit.Copy !req
95. A Kuato? Whoa! How the fuck?Copy !req
96. Morty messed with my slider and we fell
in a pool and everyone booed.Copy !req
97. Thought the slider was gonna be
the whole thing this week, wow.Copy !req
98. - It's not "wow", you Grinch.
- Why do you care about high schoolers?Copy !req
99. This is a Kuato.Copy !req
100. From Total Recall?Copy !req
101. They're basically
the crown jewel of psychic mutants.Copy !req
102. Yeah, everyone knows but me.
They fucking shamed me for it.Copy !req
103. Huh. Water must've fried
the gene sequencer.Copy !req
104. Your spines are braided?
Christ, what a mess.Copy !req
105. You need to fix this, Grandpa.Copy !req
106. - Okay, pay up.
- What?Copy !req
107. Pay up, S-Slice.
Thought you killed what you ate.Copy !req
108. Chore wheel's empty. If you work fast,
I'll fix it in the morning.Copy !req
109. Open your mind!Copy !req
110. See? Morty gets it.Copy !req
111. Ugh! You're worse than he is.Copy !req
112. - Open your mind!Copy !req
113. God, shut up.Copy !req
114. Ugh.Copy !req
115. Open your mind!Copy !req
116. - What the hell?
- Open your mind!Copy !req
117. Goddamn it, Morty,
you're even messing up my targeted ads.Copy !req
118. I partied with other Kuatos
and had the time of my life.Copy !req
119. Kuatos rule! Whoo!Copy !req
120. Ugh. Whatever.Copy !req
121. You know what? Fuck this noise.Copy !req
122. - Nice Kuato.
- Open your mind!Copy !req
123. Preaching to the choir. Have fun.Copy !req
124. Oh, my glob, your hair-Kuato combo
is out of this world.Copy !req
125. Oh! Wow, I, uh...Copy !req
126. I love your tumor-face guy.Copy !req
127. You're hilarious.Copy !req
128. - What'll it be?
- Open your mind!Copy !req
129. Coming right up.Copy !req
130. Hey, sorry, I couldn't help
but notice your Kuato.Copy !req
131. He's huge.Copy !req
132. Oh, um...Copy !req
133. - Thank you?
- I'm Kwyatt.Copy !req
134. And this is Godiva.Copy !req
135. Summer. And, uh, this little guy is Morty.Copy !req
136. - Open your mind!
- Open your mind!Copy !req
137. Wow, I guess they all say that, huh?Copy !req
138. You guys celebrating something?Copy !req
139. Yeah. Being Kuatos.Copy !req
140. We're kind of like VIPs here.Copy !req
141. Who's your new friend, Kwyatt?
She's cute.Copy !req
142. This is Summer and Morty.Copy !req
143. You guys should join us at our table.Copy !req
144. - Whoo!Copy !req
145. I mean, if you can handle
some rowdy Kuats,Copy !req
146. you should come hang.Copy !req
147. Open your mind!Copy !req
148. Sounds like we're down to clown.Copy !req
149. - Wow! You guys do this all the time?
- It's a tight-knit community.Copy !req
150. Feels like we're part of the future.
You know?Copy !req
151. Yeah. Being a mutant is rad.Copy !req
152. Open your mind!Copy !req
153. - What?
- Open your mind!Copy !req
154. Totally.Copy !req
155. I love being a Kuato!Copy !req
156. - Who's that guy?
- Kenneth.Copy !req
157. He kind of pays for all this.
You wanna meet him?Copy !req
158. Obviously.Copy !req
159. Ken, this is Summer and Morty.Copy !req
160. They're new to the scene,
but they are the real deal.Copy !req
161. New friends! Champagne?Copy !req
162. - So open-minded of you.
- We're a rare breed.Copy !req
163. - Open your mind!
- What?Copy !req
164. Open your mind!Copy !req
165. Oh, my God. Your Kuato is so funny.Copy !req
166. To Kuatos! To the future!Copy !req
167. - You wanna get out of here?
- Hell yeah, I do.Copy !req
168. This is like, the best night
I've had in a while.Copy !req
169. - Welcome to life as a Kuato.
- Open your mind!Copy !req
170. This whole time I thought my brother
was an anchor holding me back,Copy !req
171. but he's like a key
to something I never even imagined.Copy !req
172. Sounds like he opened your mind.Copy !req
173. So did you.Copy !req
174. - What's wrong?
- I'm...Copy !req
175. I'm sorry.Copy !req
176. Wait, "I'm sorry,"
like, you have a girlfriend?Copy !req
177. Or "I'm sorry,"
like, something much worse?Copy !req
178. What the fuck? Kwyatt?
Let me go! Let me go!Copy !req
179. - Hold her steady.Copy !req
180. Open your mind!Copy !req
181. - Hold him steady too.
- Open your mi—!Copy !req
182. - Open... your... mind...Copy !req
183. What...? Where...?Copy !req
184. Morty?Copy !req
185. Shit. Shit, shit.Copy !req
186. What was the activation phrase?
"Ponytail, assemble"?Copy !req
187. "Go, go, lock-picking ponytail"?Copy !req
188. - "I don't give my grandpa enough credit"?Copy !req
189. The oven's mostly for bodies,
but I make pizzas in here too.Copy !req
190. Arrive-dead-ci, bitch.Copy !req
191. Sorry, no time to save you
more than I just did.Copy !req
192. - Gotta find my brother.Copy !req
193. - Ah! Jesus. Shit!
- What the hell, Beth?Copy !req
194. - You're paying for those.
- Just yell my name like normal.Copy !req
195. I did. Why do you think
I risked it with the tongs?Copy !req
196. Huh. I guess I did drink a lot last night.Copy !req
197. Marathon of Cake Or Fake?Copy !req
198. The sentient cakes,
they keep you guessing, you know?Copy !req
199. - Where are my kids?
- Merged.Copy !req
200. That doesn't answer my question,
and raises several others.Copy !req
201. Relax, sweetie.
Summer's just doing chores.Copy !req
202. Which I will check on.
By myself. Without your tongs.Copy !req
203. Summer?Copy !req
204. Summer?Copy !req
205. - Summer?Copy !req
206. Ah! Goddamn it!Copy !req
207. Summer! You let them get hungry!Copy !req
208. - Wait, why is this in black-and-white?
- For dramatic effect.Copy !req
209. I didn't design you for dramatic effect.Copy !req
210. - You made me sound like your dead wife.
- Just color the fucking picture.Copy !req
211. We're kind of like VIPs here.Copy !req
212. I mean, if you can handle
some rowdy Kuats,Copy !req
213. you could join us.Copy !req
214. I bet you say that
to all the mutant girls.Copy !req
215. - He does.
- Holy shit.Copy !req
216. I'm just a pretty face.
I'm just a handsome guy.Copy !req
217. Where's Morty?Copy !req
218. He's— He's in a good place.
He's happy. It's nice.Copy !req
219. He's in a Taken house.Copy !req
220. We're gonna put him on the highest bidder.Copy !req
221. - Take me to him.
- They'll kill me.Copy !req
222. Okay, all right. I'm sorry. I'll do it.Copy !req
223. So, he wasn't into me?Copy !req
224. Open your...Copy !req
225. - Open your...
- There he is. Man of the hour.Copy !req
226. - How is our big boy?Copy !req
227. Finally stable. Should be ready
for transplant in a few hours.Copy !req
228. - Good.
- Open your mind...Copy !req
229. Why do I do it? Kuatos have always
had a revolutionary spirit.Copy !req
230. And there's nothing more revolutionary
than me being rich.Copy !req
231. You think anyone in that VIP section
was born a Kuato?Copy !req
232. You're a rare breed, Morty.Copy !req
233. And we're gonna put you
on someone who values that.Copy !req
234. - Where is she?
- She paid me, man!Copy !req
235. She used the taxi app!Copy !req
236. I make less than minimum wage
and I got five kids.Copy !req
237. Sorry, man.Copy !req
238. I guess I got really excited
to beat someone up for information.Copy !req
239. Ah! Where'd you take her?Copy !req
240. Come on. Ow!Copy !req
241. - Where is she?
- She just ordered a drink!Copy !req
242. I spent a long time mixing it,
she didn't even tip.Copy !req
243. Shit, sorry. Wrong guy again.
Thought I'd be better at this.Copy !req
244. Whatever you say, man.
Just don't hit me again.Copy !req
245. Who'd she leave with?Copy !req
246. - Where is she?
- I'll never tell you.Copy !req
247. Oh. Okay, you actually know?Copy !req
248. Wait. Isn't that why you're punching me?Copy !req
249. It is now. What did you do to her?Copy !req
250. - Where is she?
- Shit, man. Right there.Copy !req
251. Grandpa?Copy !req
252. Oh, Summer. Okay. Awesome.Copy !req
253. Who's this?
Hot Guy Who Trafficked You?Copy !req
254. - I'm Kwyatt.
- I'm kind of on a roll. Can I...?Copy !req
255. - Oh, God, no, no, no!
- How'd you get here first?Copy !req
256. I guess even when I'm bad,
I'm still pretty good.Copy !req
257. So what's Morty saying to you?
Where is he?Copy !req
258. - What? How would I know?
- You didn't form a psychic link?Copy !req
259. No, we didn't form a psychic link.
What the fuck is that?Copy !req
260. That's the whole thing.Copy !req
261. Crown jewel
of psychic mutants, Summer.Copy !req
262. You used him to get with cool kids,
but didn't even activate your powers?Copy !req
263. It's kind of a Kuato's whole deal.Copy !req
264. Sorry. Sorry, sorry.Copy !req
265. All right, so how do I hear him?Copy !req
266. Open your mind, Summer.Copy !req
267. Christ.Copy !req
268. Hello?Copy !req
269. Morty?Copy !req
270. Morty!Copy !req
271. Summer?Copy !req
272. - Summer, is that you?
- Morty, I can hear you!Copy !req
273. Thank fucking Christ, you bitch!
I've been screaming for hours!Copy !req
274. - I don't have to hear you.
- Sorry. And sorry about the frolf party.Copy !req
275. I think they're selling me,
Summer. Hurry.Copy !req
276. They're selling him, Grandpa.Copy !req
277. - Well, obviously.
- Well, obviously.Copy !req
278. You don't have to do this.
What we had was real.Copy !req
279. Prepare to get opened.Copy !req
280. Don't shoot.Copy !req
281. I didn't tell them anything.
Except where and how to find you.Copy !req
282. He's outlived his usefulness. Kill him.Copy !req
283. Oh, shit. Psychic warfare.Copy !req
284. - What?
- Hold on, Grandpa's got this.Copy !req
285. - Oh, shit. Run!Copy !req
286. - Whoa, psychic Grandpa.
- No, look.Copy !req
287. Fake temple
with a high-pitch noise maker.Copy !req
288. Run before these guys figure it out.Copy !req
289. He's a fake, you morons.
Like most psychics. Kill them!Copy !req
290. - Summer!
- I'm coming. Where are you?Copy !req
291. Don't know. They're moving me.
I'm on the move.Copy !req
292. This next one comes with a hat.Copy !req
293. - Oh, shit!Copy !req
294. That's what frolf is about, bitch.Copy !req
295. Oh! Frisbee plus golf. I get it now.Copy !req
296. Summer, hurry!Copy !req
297. Open your mind!Copy !req
298. Where do you think they got that one?
Whose chest is that big?Copy !req
299. We don't have time for this.Copy !req
300. Hey, why do you get to kick down
all the doors? I wanna kick one.Copy !req
301. Ow! Shit, it's locked. My ankle!Copy !req
302. What is this, your first Taken?Copy !req
303. - Fuck you, Summer.Copy !req
304. I rescue Morty seven times per season.Copy !req
305. - Summer! Boat!
- Morty, I see it. I see the boat!Copy !req
306. Here, Summer, check this out.Copy !req
307. "Check this out"?Copy !req
308. Yeah, window jump.
Try to say it's my first Taken now.Copy !req
309. - It's your first Taken.
- I'm getting my groove back.Copy !req
310. You heard him, boys.
Kill him before he gets his groove.Copy !req
311. - Ow! Fuck!
- None of this would've happenedCopy !req
312. if you unmerged us when I asked.Copy !req
313. Morty gets everything for free!Copy !req
314. Morty's a dog. People have cats
because their affection is earned.Copy !req
315. I treat you like an equal
because I respect you.Copy !req
316. You remind me of your grandmother.Copy !req
317. - What?
- What?Copy !req
318. No, I said, "What?"Copy !req
319. Oh, you're getting choked.
Go, go, ponytail secret move.Copy !req
320. Oh, my God, what? Hair, stop.Copy !req
321. - I need you to remove that.
- Ungrateful.Copy !req
322. How's Morty?Copy !req
323. Morty, you okay? Sorry,
I just killed a guy with my hair.Copy !req
324. No, I'm not okay.
I'm still on the boat. Hurry.Copy !req
325. Open! Open your mind!Copy !req
326. Sedate him.
We're meeting his buyer in an hour.Copy !req
327. - Ow!
- Open your mind!Copy !req
328. Easy there. It'll all be over soon.Copy !req
329. Ow! Shit. Bite me twice, shame on me.Copy !req
330. Oh!Copy !req
331. Oh, man. Inject me once...Copy !req
332. Sir, they're inbound.
What should we do?Copy !req
333. Kill them, idiot.Copy !req
334. There are days,
and there are days.Copy !req
335. Kenneth, you're the crown jewel
of psychic assholes.Copy !req
336. Quite an entrance. Now, for mine.Copy !req
337. That's the reveal? You slide off?Copy !req
338. You think I'm done revealing?Copy !req
339. That's right, it's me. A smaller Kuato.Copy !req
340. The mastermind behind it all.Copy !req
341. I sold out my own kind,
and I'd do it again.Copy !req
342. Wow, who could've seen that coming?Copy !req
343. He can talk. That's kinda surprising.Copy !req
344. Yes. Everyone always assumed
that charming Kenneth was the brains.Copy !req
345. Or perhaps his Kuato.Copy !req
346. But I was in control.Copy !req
347. - Morty!
- Damn Morty, big air.Copy !req
348. Hey! Stop it!Copy !req
349. - Open your mind.
- You wanna die?Copy !req
350. You little shit.Copy !req
351. - Whoa, he's got a knife.
- Not just any knife.Copy !req
352. Kuato knife!Copy !req
353. Hey, stop. That's mine.Copy !req
354. Shit. Fuck.Copy !req
355. Oh, shit. It has missiles.Copy !req
356. You think this is a joke?Copy !req
357. You're about to die.Copy !req
358. So I'll let you in on my true secret.Copy !req
359. Those last three guys were chumps.
I'm the real top dawg.Copy !req
360. Oh, shit, is that three or four?
I've lost count.Copy !req
361. But wait, if you're dazzled now...Copy !req
362. Okay. I see where this is going.Copy !req
363. No, no! Ow!Copy !req
364. No, ow, what—Copy !req
365. No, no!Copy !req
366. No!Copy !req
367. Man, kind of a shame.
That spider thing was pretty cool.Copy !req
368. - Yeah. I wanted it.
- Morty says he wanted it.Copy !req
369. Oh. Okay. Here.Copy !req
370. Oh, whoops.Copy !req
371. - You gotta jiggle it more.
- Obviously I'm jiggling it, Summer.Copy !req
372. - Well, not hard enough.
- Morty says not hard enough.Copy !req
373. I must have it set up
for motion smoothing.Copy !req
374. I gotta upgrade the polling rate.Copy !req
375. Jesus. What are you, a lifeguard?Copy !req
376. - Just jiggle it.
- I'm alive.Copy !req
377. I'm alive!Copy !req
378. No, wait. I have so much more to reveal.Copy !req
379. No!Copy !req
380. There we go.Copy !req
381. Oh, yeah, this is great.Copy !req
382. Whoa, Morty, looking good.Copy !req
383. Bro, you're like a fucking boss.Copy !req
384. Wait, can that thing jump?Copy !req
385. Oh, my God. Bro.Copy !req
386. frolf! frolf! frolf!Copy !req
387. And the Harry Herpsons win.Copy !req
388. Yeah, Morty. That's a par!Copy !req
389. - Go, Morty!
- Yeah!Copy !req
390. Open your mind!Copy !req
391. Hey, did you see that par?
Morty's killer out there.Copy !req
392. - Yeah. He's not even using his missiles.Copy !req
393. Speaking of,Copy !req
394. I kind of need a new girl
to hook up with on Tuesdays.Copy !req
395. Eh. Pass.Copy !req
396. - Hey, you wanna get out of here?
- Totes.Copy !req
397. Summer saved me
from being trafficked and burned alive.Copy !req
398. It's like whatever.Copy !req
399. Damn, Summer Smith.Copy !req
400. There is no end to your complexity.Copy !req
401. Ah. There's the missiles.Copy !req
402. Open your mind! Open your mind!Copy !req
403. - Yes, well, my new Kuato was named Morty,Copy !req
404. but I'm going to call him Sixty-Nine.Copy !req
405. Kenneth's running a little late
with the package, no?Copy !req
406. Oh, he'll show.Copy !req
407. Do you know how much I paid?
Sixty-nine million flurbos.Copy !req
408. I had 70, of course, but 69...Copy !req
409. I have 69 credit cards.Copy !req
410. My wife wanted to have sex,Copy !req
411. but I said, "No, not unless we 69."Copy !req