1. What are you doing... Dad?
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2. Dad? Hello? What is wrong with you?
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3. Really?
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4. Okay.
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5. Morning, assholes.
What's this? Pancakes? Sold.
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6. What was up with you last night?
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7. I was totally talking to you
and you acted like I wasn't there.
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8. I did? No that wasn't me.
Technically. That was my Night Person.
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9. Been having him do crunches
while I sleep. Check it.
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10. - Damn! Check out that washboard!
- Too hard.
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11. What the hell's a night person?
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12. I nabbed a Somnambulator while passing
through the Goobie-Joob System last week.
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13. Best investment I've ever made.
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14. Before going to bed,
I type a list of shit I wanna get done,
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15. then the Somnambulator programs
my unconscious body, or Night Person,
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16. to do it while I sleep.
I'm getting so much done.
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17. Can my Night-Person get me
an ab stack like yours, Rick?
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18. I'm gonna have my Night-Person learn me
Spanish so I can pass my test next week.
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19. No one gets a Night Person but me.
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20. This tech is way too advanced
for you zeebs.
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21. - What?
- Nothing.
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22. No. Go on. Say it.
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23. Say what? I don't know
what you're talking about.
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24. - Okay. Fine. Fuck it.
- Everybody gets
a Night-Person. Whatever.
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25. Stick out your fingers.
It needs a blood sample.
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26. Blood? Can't I just give it
Beth's credit card number?
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27. This isn't Postmates, Jerry.
The Somnambulator needs
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28. your DNA profile to send commands
to your subconscious.
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29. It can poke all the fingers I got
if I get abs like Rick.
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30. Looks like I'm learning the trumpet.
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31. Okay remember, somebody
has to catch me if I faint.
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32. Night-Family.
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33. - Hola, mamá. ¿Cómo lo llevas?
- How's my honor student doing?
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34. Muy bien. All the niños
and niñas at school
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35. think I should run for class presidenta.
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36. 'Sup, ladies. Wanna see somethin'?
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37. Summer, you wanna drop
this bowling ball on my abs?
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38. - Hell yes, I'm only human.
- Watch this.
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39. 'Sup, ladies. You ready, Morty?
The stream's about to go live.
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40. - Where are you two going?
- Morty and I started a podcast
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41. we call "Fab-solutely Ab-ulous."
It's, an ab-centric hour of fun.
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42. Hoping to get Nancy Pelosi on the show
next week, wanna drop her on our abs.
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43. Guess who has a new pen pal.
No takers? It's me.
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44. - Pen pal?
- Night-Jerry and I write letters
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45. to each other. It's super fun.
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46. "I also like Tori Amos",
"Hope you like our new pajamas."
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47. "What is the sun?" Jerry, this isn't how
you're supposed to use a Night-Person.
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48. You two are being
a couple of Debbie Down-theres.
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49. Wait until Night-Jerry reads about this.
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50. Who wants cake?
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51. - Abs are cool.
- Way cool.
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52. But as above so below,
know what I'm saying, Rick?
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53. Morty, you must be referring to these
excellent boxer shorts we got from
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54. the good folks at Boxer Lobster.
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55. Boxer Lobster Boxers feel like they're
warm butter on your schwantz.
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56. And they come in all sorts of styles:
neon, plaid, orange
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57. I even got a pair with that little,
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58. the raccoon man from
that one movie, printed on it.
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59. - Chewbacca.
- Do yourself a favor
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60. and level up with Boxer Lobster Boxers.
You'll be glad you did.
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61. Shit, Rick, they want you to say
Wub-a-lubba-dub-dub at the end.
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62. Screw that. We're not whores.
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63. - Guys, dinner's getting cold.
- You know what's not getting cold?
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64. This hot stack of ab-jacks, son.
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65. - No notes.
- One more thing:
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66. Night-Jerry said Night-Summer
would appreciate it
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67. if everybody could rinse
off their plates after eating.
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68. - What?
- Ya know,
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69. rinse the schmutz off after eating.
'Makes it easier to clean up later.
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70. What?
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71. Our job is not to make the
Night People's chores easier.
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72. It's a reasonable request, Rick.
Takes two seconds.
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73. They exist only to do
the shit we don't want to do.
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74. So, until further notice,
which will be never.
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75. denied.
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76. Hello there.
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77. What the cock?
Where are the dishes?
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78. Dad? They're in here.
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79. They busted up all our dishes.
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80. What are we supposed to
eat off of now, brains for shit?
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81. You owe me.
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82. We'll eat off these,
"Brains for shit."
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83. Seems like you spent
an awful lot of energy just
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84. to not give the Night-Family
what they want.
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85. Jerry tell your boyfriend to suck my dick
and good luck breaking super alien dishes.
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86. I'll let him know but
he's not gonna like it.
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87. - What?
- Why won't you rinse your dishes?
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88. It takes two seconds.
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89. If you don't, the schmutz dries
and makes the dish harder to clean.
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90. - Rinse your dishes. Rinse. Rinse.
- Rinse. Rinse.
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91. Lemme go, who locked my implants?
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92. I told you to after you fell asleep.
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93. You see, Night-You is not in charge.
Night-I am.
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94. I don't care, I ain't rinsing shit.
Hey, what are you doing?
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95. If you refuse to clean your dishes.
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96. Then I will have to do it for you.
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97. I have always been here, Rick.
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98. Deep inside the mind of your grandchild.
Waiting to come out.
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99. Your machine allowed me
to steal the night,
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100. and soon I will seize the day.
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101. Baby Jesus.
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102. It's awful, Baby Jesus. Awful.
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103. What the fuck's your problem with me?
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104. What? What? I don't know what
you're talking about.
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105. I just got force-fed diarrhea
by your night-person,
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106. who's also convinced Night-me
to lock me out of my tech.
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107. Rick? There's been a pretty clear
escalation down here.
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108. The Night-Family stripped the house
last night. Everything's gone.
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109. Including the Somnambulator.
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110. They locked us out of the garage.
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111. I don't know about you,
but I got the hoo-ha's.
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112. God-damn it.
Are you happy now, Summer?
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113. I didn't do anything.
I'm trapped in this bullshit too.
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114. Glad you think so because
I got a plan to beat Night-Summer.
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115. You're going undercover.
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116. Did you have to make mushy garbage science
on the living room carpet?
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117. Yeah, no choice, Jerry. Night Summer had
Night-Rick take away my tech.
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118. Had to improvise.
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119. There are different levels of cortisol
in your bloodstream
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120. when you're asleep. So this interface
only works off my awake saliva samples
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121. There. No one asleep will be able to
deactivate the laser-cage until I win.
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122. - Where's Summer?
- Never mind her. All of you get to bed.
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123. It itches,
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124. - this whole thing is way uncomfortable.
- Yeah, that's the idea.
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125. The Sleep Deprivation Suit is designed
to keep you awake until morning.
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126. Aren't they going to be suspicious
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127. seeing Night-Summer covered
in all this Terry Gilliam?
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128. They're not gonna question her;
she's the leader
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129. of the Night Family
for some stupid reason.
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130. When the Night-Family activates,
just blend in,
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131. make them think you're Night-Summer.
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132. If you start to nod off,
suck on this tube.
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133. - What is it?
- A cocktail of Mountain Dew and DayQuil.
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134. The kids in Southern Europe
call it DewQuil.
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135. - Smells gross.
- It is.
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136. Once you find the Somnambulator,
use this Deactivator Puck.
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137. Stick it on the Somnambulator and when
the puck activates it'll fry its circuits.
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138. Stay awake. All night.
Meet me back here at sunrise.
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139. Why are you wearing that suit?
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140. - Yeah, why?
- Yes.
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141. Yeah. Because you're all
such clothing experts.
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142. - That's fair.
- Ouch.
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143. - Fair enough.
- Point taken.
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144. Get back to work.
I rule the night and stuff.
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145. - Yes.
- Okay.
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146. - Will do.
- As you wish.
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147. Grandpa Rick! Rick, wake up!
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148. What. I'm up. I'm up.
Did you find it?
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149. For sure. You were souping up
the Somnambu-whatever
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150. so they could extend its range
beyond the house.
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151. But I defeated that shit when I put
the thing on top of the thing.
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152. Everybody, wake up! Summer fried
the Somnambulator. The nightmare is over.
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153. - Really? That's amazing.
- Almost got pinched
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154. but yes, say adiós to the Night-Family.
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155. Bye-bye, pen pal.
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156. - I want Shoney's pancakes!
- Yes! Shoney's pancakes!
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157. Alright, Brunch is on me, Day-Family.
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158. You know, for a second there,
I thought Night-Summer was gonna win.
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159. That chick is the absolute worst.
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160. Sorry, Rick. But your opinion
means very little to me.
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161. Did you think you could
stop me with this, Rick?
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162. - Halt day-manoids.
- Everyone! Get behind my abs.
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163. Do not move. Do not move.
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164. You are most definitely surrounded.
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165. You are the slaves now.
If you have any doubt,
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166. I suggest you sleep on it.
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167. - She's Night-Summer.
- Thanks, Jerry.
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168. Work! Work!
The function of the Day manoid
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169. is to serve the Night.
Work Harder! Harder!
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170. It is natural for the day
to serve the night.
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171. Night was here long before day.
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172. Half of all time is night time.
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173. One hundred and fifty-seven.
One hundred and fifty-eight.
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174. - One hundred and...
- No more, please! I hate exercise.
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175. Silence! Crunch harder! Harder!
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176. We have to escape the
Somnambulator's reach.
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177. - Do we even know how far that is?
- No. Cards on the table,
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178. we may be really eff-ed
in the A this time.
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179. Report to your designated
sleep pod for rest period.
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180. I'm a friend of your Son in Law.
Come with me.
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181. - What?
- How?
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182. Hurry. We dooon't have long before
the Proxy-drones go back online.
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183. - Thank-you, Night-Jerry.
- Anything to help Day-Jerry's family,
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184. he's a very special perso...
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185. - Why?
- Nice. You got our Jerry back.
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186. Yeah. Totally why I did that.
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187. - Everybody in Rick's car!
- No, Morty! Wait!
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188. Having a bit a trouble with your car,
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189. - Sanchez?
- Not now, Gene!
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190. Halt! Day-manoids are restricted
from the outside world!
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191. Halt! Halt!
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192. Hold on to your tits.
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193. - Where am I going?
- To the airport.
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194. We have to get as far away as possible
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195. from the somnambulator
before we fall asleep.
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196. What about Summer?
We can't leave her behind.
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197. She's not your sister anymore, Morty.
Consider her dead. Eat shit, Summer!
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198. Sweetie, ya gotta shake those robots.
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199. I think we lost them.
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200. Son of a bitch!
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201. Damn it, we lost Morty!
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202. Beth! Watch out!
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203. You cannot escap... Shit.
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204. Stop, or I'll shoot everyone!
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205. Take the wheel.
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206. As you wish.
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207. Let go of me, ya little shit!
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208. No! You're going the wrong way!
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209. Silence, Day-breather.
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210. - Morty, you're choking me.
- I know.
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211. What the heck, Dad?
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212. Help me stop your Mom.
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213. Look out, you useless old man!
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214. What the hell? Gimmie that gun
and take the wheel, stupid.
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215. Jesus. Sorry.
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216. The Night-Family's trying to make us
go back home. Ya gotta turn around.
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217. Why even bother, Gene?
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218. Good job, Mom. Back on course.
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219. Almost didn't make it.
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220. Hit the sheets, Day-manoids.
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221. Night-Person.
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222. I'm on your side.
I'm on your side.
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223. - That's right, sorry.
- Sorry! Rough day.
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224. Daymanoids.
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225. - Come on. Jump.
- Why?
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226. I'm already in a perfectly functional car.
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227. Family?
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228. Everybody awake?
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229. - We are now.
- What the hay?
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230. Looks like we're gonna make it, kids.
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231. - Nighty-night, slaves.
- Fuck.
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232. Take that.
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233. Fuck.
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234. Take that.
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235. - Hold him down.
- No. No.
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236. Stop! Rick, we're all the same people.
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237. There must some agreement we can reach
to stop this god awful conflict?
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238. - Like what?
- I would consider a truce,
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239. if the Day-manoids would
rinse their dishes.
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240. - Fine by me.
- Yes, rinse,
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241. That seems fair, we can end
all of this right now
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242. if you agree to rinse your dishes.
What do you say, Rick?
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243. Let's go home. Right, Grandpa?
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244. Great idea, Summer.
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245. So until you pay that fee,
plus the multiple overdue charges,
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246. your account will remain frozen.
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247. Normally this would have been dealt with
by our Day-manoid oppressors
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248. but we recently freed ourselves
from the shackles of the night.
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249. Honey, I got thirty
more calls to make today.
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250. The bank repossessed the car.
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251. Man. I got logged out of my Twitter
account and don't know my password. Shit.
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252. We spent all the
Day-people's money on vacations,
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253. renting concert halls and Night-centric
streaming subscriptions. We're broke.
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254. I guess, there's a lot more work
to seizing the day than I thought.
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255. I have a device that will solve
all of our problems.
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256. - How long have we been asleep?
- Can't be that long.
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257. My god. No. They killed
the choco taco.
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