1. Ugh, guess this is
how it ends.Copy !req
2. I thought I was
better than this.Copy !req
3. Dramatic voiceover
while stranded in space?Copy !req
4. I-I guess when you're dying,Copy !req
5. the first thing to go
is your creativity.Copy !req
6. Citadel's gone...Copy !req
7. and— and the saucer we
escaped in is out of power...Copy !req
8. Aw, man,
I'm so scared in here.Copy !req
9. The extra Mortys went feral.Copy !req
10. Eh, some problems
solve themselves.Copy !req
11. Been drinking a lot.Copy !req
12. Morty!
I told you to write this down!Copy !req
13. I-I don't have a helmet
like that Avengers guy did.Copy !req
14. Been drinking a lot of
my piss.Copy !req
15. Portal gun's still broken.Copy !req
16. Guess that was all part of
Evil Morty's plan.Copy !req
17. "Evil Morty."
Can we stop flattering this guy?Copy !req
18. His "plan"
was to monologue and fuck off.Copy !req
19. He basically
threw a tantrumCopy !req
20. to announce he was
quitting Twitter.Copy !req
21. Nobody quits Twitter.Copy !req
22. Hey, remember
like a second agoCopy !req
23. when you pretended not to know
who Iron Man was?Copy !req
24. Who was that for?Copy !req
25. Shh, shh, shush, Morty.Copy !req
26. This is how we go.
Bear it with grace.Copy !req
27. Spinal cord— Robitussin
as a base, then surprise me.Copy !req
28. Mom!
Beth maybe!Copy !req
29. Is she trying to
say something?Copy !req
30. We— We can't hear you!Copy !req
31. How dumb are—
Beth, you're in a vacuum!Copy !req
32. Sound travels on air!Copy !req
33. Why am I yelling?Copy !req
34. Wow, great.
Yeah, that's—Copy !req
35. Wow, really worth it.Copy !req
36. That was not worth it!Copy !req
37. It's corny.Copy !req
38. You. Corn.Copy !req
39. Dying of starvation here!Copy !req
40. Oh, my God.
Stop explaining.Copy !req
41. Stop explaining!Copy !req
42. Are you finished?Copy !req
43. She's not finished.Copy !req
44. Oh, real mature,
r-real classy.Copy !req
45. Oh, nice.Copy !req
46. It was a good line, honey.Copy !req
47. I didn't need it to be.
I don't care what you think.Copy !req
48. Oh, my God, she found you.
Here, eat, eat, eat.Copy !req
49. Oh, hell yes!Copy !req
50. Hold on, buddy,Copy !req
51. our systems could go into shock
from solid food.Copy !req
52. Digestibot,
convert to nutrient mass.Copy !req
53. I'm just gonna risk it. Mmm.Copy !req
54. Since when you do you guys
get stranded?Copy !req
55. Thank you, by the way.Copy !req
56. Almost left them out there.Copy !req
57. Portal travel's broken.Copy !req
58. Mmm, are these
heirloom tomatoes?Copy !req
59. Digestibot, try these.Copy !req
60. Yum. Yum.
So you can't hop realities anymore.Copy !req
61. Does that mean you'll finally
have to wash your robe?Copy !req
62. Good point, I need to reboot
the portal index immediately.Copy !req
63. Basically just a hard reset
on the fluid.Copy !req
64. Hold tight,
the Earth's gonna shake a bit.Copy !req
65. Um...Copy !req
66. Oh!
Ohh, shit.Copy !req
67. Wait, what?
W-What's happening?Copy !req
68. Instead of resetting
portal travel,Copy !req
69. I may have reset
portal travelers.Copy !req
70. Too late to apologize.Copy !req
71. Rick,
why am I pulsing green?Copy !req
72. And don't say you don't know
because you're pulsing green.Copy !req
73. Rick,
are we about to die?Copy !req
74. No, we're about to vanish
from this reality.Copy !req
75. That's totally dying!Copy !req
76. No, it isn't.Copy !req
77. It's everyone from this reality
returning toCopy !req
78. their reality of origin.Copy !req
79. Back to our
original universes?Copy !req
80. I explained it fine, Morty.
You're spoonfeeding spoons!Copy !req
81. W-Where's Summer?
Oh, nice,
you guys are back.Copy !req
82. Whoa.
Summer, three of us
are one-way blind hopping.Copy !req
83. You gotta help us get back.
There's a protocol for thisCopy !req
84. in your chore server,
filename Booger AIDs.Copy !req
85. Every file
is Booger AIDS!Copy !req
86. I-I hate naming things!
Just search for words likeCopy !req
87. "one way blind hop
reset nav beacon."Copy !req
88. Why do I have
a "reality of origin?"Copy !req
89. There's no time to explain,
Jerry!Copy !req
90. Counting on you, Summer!
One way blind hopCopy !req
91. beacon protocol!Copy !req
92. Here we gooooo!Copy !req
93. So there was time
to explain.Copy !req
94. Don't waste
extra precious secondsCopy !req
95. with your pettiness,
Jerry!Copy !req
96. Summer, let's run down —Copy !req
97. One way blind hopCopy !req
98. reset beacon
booger AIDS.Copy !req
99. Cool.Copy !req
100. Wow.
There was so much time to explain!Copy !req
101. Yes! Fine,
hindsight is 20-20!Copy !req
102. Who has ever taken
this long to vanish?Copy !req
103. How did I end up
not in my own universe?Copy !req
104. Oh, my God.
The Jerryboree!Copy !req
105. Ohhhhhhhh, the Jerryboree.Copy !req
106. Deep cut.Copy !req
107. Wait, but where's our real Dad
and our real Morty?Copy !req
108. Buried in the backyard!Copy !req
109. That's what the possums
are after.Copy !req
110. Dad's got you in the family
business too, huh?Copy !req
111. Yeah, Morty's an easy mark, but
Rick pays me in things like...Copy !req
112. Wolverine claws.Copy !req
113. Whelp,
looks like you got this.Copy !req
114. See you guys in another
two years?Copy !req
115. Or you could stick around
for this one?Copy !req
116. Looks like it involves
Grandpa's grody citadel.Copy !req
117. We could, you know,
break things, loot stuff.Copy !req
118. Should probably
get back to...Copy !req
119. saving the galaxy.Copy !req
120. Please!Copy !req
121. Uh...
Guess I could loot some stuff.Copy !req
122. Fine, yeah, okay,
let's make it quick.Copy !req
123. Awesome, I've never been.
Let's do this.Copy !req
124. Okay, adventure family!
Whoo!Copy !req
125. Uh, okay.Copy !req
126. Fuck.Copy !req
127. Excuse me?
Bro, Ricks don't pass on this.Copy !req
128. Rick? Is that you?Copy !req
129. Yeah... Diane.Copy !req
130. You've been gone so long.Copy !req
131. Did you find
our daughter's killer?Copy !req
132. Not yet, sorry.
Still looking.Copy !req
133. You'll find him.
You always do everythingCopy !req
134. you set your mind to.Copy !req
135. Except keep your family alive.Copy !req
136. But that was hardly
your fault!Copy !req
137. Mute.Copy !req
138. If I could be muted,
I wouldn't beCopy !req
139. too-too-too good at hauntingCopy !req
140. you, would I,
you dirty bear?Copy !req
141. Yeah, forgot I wanted to
be haunted.Copy !req
142. I guess you predicted
you might.Copy !req
143. That's where haunting
comes in handy, huh?Copy !req
144. Very good point, sugar.Copy !req
145. Rick?Copy !req
146. Hello? Original family?Copy !req
147. Sorry about last time.Copy !req
148. Rick, he was in space prison.Copy !req
149. W-We couldn't just—
hello?Copy !req
150. Aw, geez.Copy !req
151. Ahh.Copy !req
152. Ah, fuck.Copy !req
153. Damn it, Morty,
there's no doctors anymore.Copy !req
154. Dad?Copy !req
155. Figures it's underwhelming
the one time I visit.Copy !req
156. Yeah, sorry,
usually there's cowboyCopy !req
157. Rick and Mortys
and stuff.Copy !req
158. Oh, looks like
they could use a coupleCopy !req
159. repairman Rick and Mortys, right?Copy !req
160. Oh, tight,
little scavenger dudes!Copy !req
161. If they shoot at us
I'm allowed to—Copy !req
162. do this.Copy !req
163. Shit, yeah!Copy !req
164. Space Mom,
get in on this!Copy !req
165. Cool Mom!Copy !req
166. Let's keep it moving.
I don't have all day.Copy !req
167. I got it!Copy !req
168. I got it!
I got it!Copy !req
169. Sorry!Copy !req
170. Sorry!Copy !req
171. I got it. Sorry!Copy !req
172. I was gonna do it.Copy !req
173. Ugh.
Terrestrials, am I right?Copy !req
174. I kept up the search
in your absence.Copy !req
175. You want a new list of
potential locations?Copy !req
176. You're always just
one room away, huh?Copy !req
177. Yeah, uh, remember?Copy !req
178. You thought if you could see
or touch me,Copy !req
179. it might give you a level of
com-com-comfort.Copy !req
180. Right. Can't have that.Copy !req
181. Come on, Summer.Copy !req
182. Who's Summer?
Should I be jealous?Copy !req
183. I hope Summer knows what happens
to the people you love!Copy !req
184. Hey, Rick!Copy !req
185. Hey,
Mr. Goldmanbachmajorian.Copy !req
186. S-Still alive, huh?
W-What's up?Copy !req
187. I was wondering if you could
help me make sense ofCopy !req
188. a note I found
this morning?Copy !req
189. It's written by someone
claiming to be me.Copy !req
190. They say my mind is held captive
in a time loop,Copy !req
191. trapped in the day of
a traumatic eventCopy !req
192. by the agony of
a formidable intelligence.Copy !req
193. But also that my captor
forgot about aging—Copy !req
194. that my body spoils and yearns
for deathCopy !req
195. while my soul remains
stuck in place,Copy !req
196. caught like a fly in amber.Copy !req
197. Right.
I used to drink drink.Copy !req
198. Uh, no clue, pal.
That's okay.Copy !req
199. I found other notes in the trash
just like it.Copy !req
200. Poor weirdo.
I pity them.Copy !req
201. Wish they could let go
and move on.Copy !req
202. Sounds healthy.Copy !req
203. Sure would be!Copy !req
204. Ohhhhhh!Copy !req
205. Sweet death.Copy !req
206. Was that symbolic?Copy !req
207. Are you letting go?Copy !req
208. I understand, baby.
I forgive you—Copy !req
209. You don't get to say that!
You're not her.Copy !req
210. You're a thing I built to
torture myself.Copy !req
211. This whole fucking
timeline is cursed.Copy !req
212. I gotta get out of here.Copy !req
213. Because you want to
move on.Copy !req
214. Because I don't.Copy !req
215. And I have to.Copy !req
216. I came back on accident.Copy !req
217. Guy I'm looking for,
he's...Copy !req
218. he's not findable, Diane.Copy !req
219. I live with
a version of Beth, now.Copy !req
220. Sounds like
a version of nice.Copy !req
221. We have grandkids.Copy !req
222. Tha—
That's who Summer is.Copy !req
223. She's gonna get me
out of here.Copy !req
224. She reminds me of you.Copy !req
225. Oh, really?
Is she dead too?Copy !req
226. Bye, Diane.Copy !req
227. You're not honestly
gonna fly intoCopy !req
228. that rift without coordinates,
are you?Copy !req
229. Don't give up on us,
Rick!Copy !req
230. I don't make the rules!Copy !req
231. Haunters gonna haunt!Copy !req
232. Baby?
Are you killing yourself?Copy !req
233. I'm more embracing the "win-win"
of risking my life.Copy !req
234. Where's Mom and Summer?Copy !req
235. Oh, they're gone.Copy !req
236. Sorry, Morty.
Gone gone?Copy !req
237. We spent a long time
in that ice.Copy !req
238. A gentle mutant licked us out,
but Beth got sick, and Summer...Copy !req
239. didn't thaw right.Copy !req
240. With no one left to blame, I
finally had to deal with myself.Copy !req
241. Buried my grief
at Barnes & Noble.Copy !req
242. "Four Agreements,"
"Eat Pray Love,"Copy !req
243. Frank Miller's
"The Dark Knight Returns."Copy !req
244. Learned to accept things
for what they are.Copy !req
245. In a few of these,
the whole brain is still intact.Copy !req
246. Makes you wonder if some people
were still in there,Copy !req
247. just trapped in the horror.Copy !req
248. Anyway,
it's awesome protein.Copy !req
249. I'm so sorry, Dad.Copy !req
250. But my real, original Dad
beat the apocalypse.Copy !req
251. I-I-I guess we all
underestimated you.Copy !req
252. Hey, w-what's that game
we always used toCopy !req
253. try to play as a family, y—
the one we never finished?Copy !req
254. Downbeat.Copy !req
255. Yes! Let's play Downbeat.Copy !req
256. I-I bet I can find it!
We can finish now.Copy !req
257. Yeah, you should totally
do that.Copy !req
258. Hey, yeah, cool,
I-I got it!Copy !req
259. We'll play Downbeat
and we'll— we'll camp hereCopy !req
260. tonight and then
rebuild the house.Copy !req
261. You know,
we got food, fresh water,Copy !req
262. and we've got family.Copy !req
263. The fuck?Copy !req
264. Morty.
I wrote this note in advanceCopy !req
265. in case you're wondering
how I left so fast.Copy !req
266. My plan is to wait for you
to turn your back,Copy !req
267. then I'm going to grab
all your shit and split.Copy !req
268. Depending on how long
you were out of the room,Copy !req
269. you'll probably be thinking
I can't be that far awayCopy !req
270. and you'll want to foll—Copy !req
271. Morty, wrote this fast
'cause had to set trap.Copy !req
272. Thought you'd have cooler shit.
See other note, bye.Copy !req
273. Motherfu—Copy !req
274. Whoa-whoa!
Slow down! Slow down!Copy !req
275. Not cool! Oh!Copy !req
276. What the hell, Dad?Copy !req
277. Don't take it personal, Morty.Copy !req
278. That's one of
the Four Agreements.Copy !req
279. I don't remember the other
three, but I knowCopy !req
280. Commissioner Gordon was cool
with Batman moving on.Copy !req
281. Batman doesn't abandon
people!Copy !req
282. You abandoned us.Copy !req
283. I deserve that.
But, you know, it...Copy !req
284. it improved you.Copy !req
285. Oh, am I cool enough
for you now?Copy !req
286. Well, that was easy.Copy !req
287. It only cost me
fucking everything.Copy !req
288. Whoa, hey, I-I—Copy !req
289. You came back and talkedCopy !req
290. about us like we weren't
people, Morty!Copy !req
291. Then you bailed
and left us to freeze!Copy !req
292. I-I was apologizing
for that earlier—Copy !req
293. Your mom and sister died,
Morty!Copy !req
294. And I moved on.Copy !req
295. From caring.Copy !req
296. And that is the best deal
you will ever get.Copy !req
297. So take it.
Please don't go.Copy !req
298. I-If Rick comes back, we ca—
we can find you a new reality,Copy !req
299. a new Mom, new Summer,
a... job!Copy !req
300. Oh, you don't get it, kid.Copy !req
301. Except for this conversation,
my life is perfect.Copy !req
302. Rick was always right.
Everyone needs to let go.Copy !req
303. Aww, you came back.Copy !req
304. I guess we really did
form a bond.Copy !req
305. Ow! Hey, stop it!Copy !req
306. Get away from me!
No, help!Copy !req
307. Alright, pin dropped,
Grandpa!Copy !req
308. Come and get us.Copy !req
309. Come on, come on, come on!Copy !req
310. Baby?
Something to keep in mind—Copy !req
311. If you were pulled home
by whatever happened,Copy !req
312. it's likely our target was,
as well.Copy !req
313. It's also likely he's having as
much trouble leaving as you are.Copy !req
314. He's trapped.Copy !req
315. Grandpa!Copy !req
316. Oh, fuck yes!Copy !req
317. Grandp—
andpa?Copy !req
318. Summer! Gold star,
always believed in you.Copy !req
319. N-Now the hard part.Copy !req
320. Hard part?Copy !req
321. Way worse things than me
can see that beacon, too.Copy !req
322. Hunker down and protect it
while I grab Morty.Copy !req
323. Rick out!
Try to survive!Copy !req
324. Oh, shit.Copy !req
325. Domestic Mom
should hide maybe?Copy !req
326. "Domestic Mom"?Copy !req
327. I mean,
she's the cool space one.Copy !req
328. Look, I'm not looking to
get caught in whatever this is.Copy !req
329. You guys can both hide maybe,
hash it out.Copy !req
330. Oh, quit talking down!Copy !req
331. I'm you with the patience
to do laundry.Copy !req
332. Mom, stop being jealous
of our bond!Copy !req
333. She ran from our choices.
I have to parent them.Copy !req
334. It's not like I didn't care.
That's what the clone was for.Copy !req
335. Aah!Copy !req
336. Moms!Copy !req
337. Morty!Copy !req
338. Rick?
I knew it!Copy !req
339. I knew you wouldn't
leave me!Copy !req
340. Ow! The fuck?Copy !req
341. Morty, did you see
another Rick here?Copy !req
342. Nondescript haircut,
sci-fi jacket?Copy !req
343. Eh, of course you didn't
see him, you'd be dead.Copy !req
344. Or you'd be a bomb.Copy !req
345. Do you feel bomby?Copy !req
346. Nah, you woulda
blown up by now.Copy !req
347. Wasn't the Rick here dead?Copy !req
348. Th-That's why
you pick places, right?Copy !req
349. Uh, well, your Rick, uh,Copy !req
350. yeah, not dead,
more like not around.Copy !req
351. When I met you, I was sorta
hoping he might turn up one day.Copy !req
352. You son of a bitch!
I got you!Copy !req
353. W-W-Where are we going?Copy !req
354. To kill your grandpa,
little buddy.Copy !req
355. Wait, what?Copy !req
356. I don't understand.Copy !req
357. My original Rick
killed your family?Copy !req
358. And you were just
waiting for him to come back?Copy !req
359. Seems like you understand fine, Morty.Copy !req
360. That was A+ re-piping.Copy !req
361. We're here.Copy !req
362. This guy, Morty,
he hates being foundCopy !req
363. but loves building
elaborate shit.Copy !req
364. Like— Like— Like
playing a ton of "Minecraft"Copy !req
365. but all on
a private server.Copy !req
366. Am I in a fucking
K-hole right now?Copy !req
367. What is going on?Copy !req
368. Whoa, hoho, you found me!Copy !req
369. I shoot the first monitor, too.Copy !req
370. Listen, I'm not here.Copy !req
371. Or am I?Copy !req
372. There's the clone
you found.Copy !req
373. Or maybe it's me,
all naked!Copy !req
374. Just a lil Keyser Soze.Copy !req
375. I mean,
why would I admit it's not?Copy !req
376. Oh-hoho, yeah!
Look at him!Copy !req
377. Look at him go,
look at him dance.Copy !req
378. O-Or me.
Again, it might be me,Copy !req
379. like a "Saw" thing.
I'm very sneaky.Copy !req
380. Here's a bunch of killbots
to deal withCopy !req
381. while ya
wrestle with that.Copy !req
382. Obviously, I don't know
who I'm talking to here.Copy !req
383. It's all prerecorded.Copy !req
384. But if you got this far,Copy !req
385. you probably think
you're real special.Copy !req
386. Tell you what...Copy !req
387. Oop! There he goes!Copy !req
388. Maybe that actually was me!Copy !req
389. If you follow him down there,Copy !req
390. we can do a big fight.Copy !req
391. 50% chance I'm not lying.Copy !req
392. Space Beth:
We're in trouble, asshole!Copy !req
393. I shouldn't have to beg.Copy !req
394. Wait, my moms
are in trouble?Copy !req
395. Those versions
of them are.Copy !req
396. W-We gotta save them!
Rick, this is an obvious trap.Copy !req
397. If you go down there
he's just gonna kill you.Copy !req
398. Good!Copy !req
399. What?Copy !req
400. Now what?Copy !req
401. If you don't care if you die,
why do you care if I die?Copy !req
402. Knock it off!
Get out of here!Copy !req
403. You did this last season!
You're like a suicide bomber!Copy !req
404. Takes one to know one.Copy !req
405. Yeah, well,
you get it from him, not me.Copy !req
406. I don't know him.
You're my grandpa, Rick.Copy !req
407. Rick and Morty.
A hundred years.Copy !req
408. This place totally might
go up, by the way.Copy !req
409. Here's a bunch of countdowns.Copy !req
410. One of them's
probably accurate.Copy !req
411. Ah, fucking stupid
5th-dimensional stomach juices.Copy !req
412. Sorry for the sitcom fight,Copy !req
413. and maybe getting us digested.Copy !req
414. You've got
incredible timing.Copy !req
415. Oh, don't be a bitch.
I'm parenting.Copy !req
416. Makes sense
you don't recognize it.Copy !req
417. You've been out of practice
for a while.Copy !req
418. Good!
I'm glad that they have you!Copy !req
419. I don't want to be
"Space Mom."Copy !req
420. You've made that clear.Copy !req
421. Just don't let
Summer mistakeCopy !req
422. your rejection of her
for good taste.Copy !req
423. I'm not trying to.
It's all her!Copy !req
424. Jesus! It'd be cool
if you were around more.Copy !req
425. I don't wanna get married.Copy !req
426. I'm 17.
My affection is the wind.Copy !req
427. Don't try to compete
for it.Copy !req
428. I could hear every word of that
through the helmets.Copy !req
429. Thank fuck
I only had to kill most of them.Copy !req
430. Jesus,
that ship really has sailed.Copy !req
431. And now we feast!Copy !req
432. This emergency
was oversold to me.Copy !req
433. - Grandpa!
- Morty!Copy !req
434. Moms! Wait,
i-if they had toCopy !req
435. wear helmets—
I do childproofing stuff
while you're asleep.Copy !req
436. Why don't you
childproof Dad?Copy !req
437. Ah, great reminder.Copy !req
438. Wait!Copy !req
439. Time to get Jerry.
Ugh.Copy !req
440. Maybe I wouldn't be
so uptightCopy !req
441. If I wasn't married to
an unemployedCopy !req
442. receptacle of human fear!Copy !req
443. Get a job, Dad,
it's been a decade.Copy !req
444. Woof.
Pretty brutal, Jer.Copy !req
445. I-I know a good
alligator parkCopy !req
446. if you wanna kill yourself.Copy !req
447. I got expelled today.Copy !req
448. - What the hell, Morty?
- Oh, no, you got expelled.Copy !req
449. - Whoa, what a horrible thing.
- You are so fucking dumb!Copy !req
450. - Too bad, Morty.
- Hi, hon.Copy !req
451. Woof,
some real Season 2 vibesCopy !req
452. in there,
you know what I'm sayin?Copy !req
453. You know,
never thought I'd say this,Copy !req
454. but I think I'm glad we spent
that time divorced.Copy !req
455. Er, one second.
I'll build a fucking
swing set in the backyard!Copy !req
456. You know,
I may technically be from here.Copy !req
457. But I'm a goddamn
interdimensional traveler now.Copy !req
458. And all of you
can kiss my sci-fi ass.Copy !req
459. It gets me every time.Copy !req
460. Wow, what an amazing joke
I just told.Copy !req
461. A-And also,
what an adventure.Copy !req
462. You know, I guess it doesn't
matter where we're fromCopy !req
463. if we're together, huh?Copy !req
464. Good—
Good final moral thing.Copy !req
465. This is everyone's
"original dimension" now.Copy !req
466. Great wrap-ups, kids.Copy !req
467. - Ugh, you're back.
- Oh, shit, Season 2 Jerry!Copy !req
468. Look,
before you bust my balls,Copy !req
469. can someone help
with the shower?Copy !req
470. It's colder than Beth
on our anniversary.Copy !req
471. Also, look who I found
in Rick's room.Copy !req
472. Mmmm, I'm Mr. Frundles!Copy !req
473. I don't care
how cute he is.Copy !req
474. We agreed
no boogens in the house.Copy !req
475. Wait,
Season 2 Jerry, don't!Copy !req
476. Whoa!Copy !req
477. Mr. Frundles!Copy !req
478. Everybody in the car.Copy !req
479. Mmmm, I'm Mr. Frundles!Copy !req
480. Wait, but I thought
he was Mr. Frundles.Copy !req
481. Everybody in the car!
Now!Copy !req
482. Nyah!
Mmmm, I'm Mr. Frundles!Copy !req
483. What the fuck, Dad?Copy !req
484. Why would you bring that thing
into our house?Copy !req
485. It was cute!
Fuck.Copy !req
486. We gotta find
a new timeline now!Copy !req
487. You know how hard that shit is
without portals?Copy !req
488. We gotta do the thing with
the Rift and the beacon again!Copy !req
489. The whole fucking
episode all over again!Copy !req
490. Car,
fabricate some vomit bags.Copy !req
491. Can't we just go back
and fix it?Copy !req
492. Mmmm, I'm Mr. Frundles!Copy !req
493. I can't believe
portal travel's broken.Copy !req
494. I'll get to it
when I get to it.Copy !req
495. Lift with your knees, Mom.Copy !req
496. How many times
have you done this?Copy !req
497. Oh, God.Copy !req
498. And you swear they die of
natural causes?Copy !req
499. Mm-hmm, yep.Copy !req
500. The exact same as
our old timeline?Copy !req
501. Even my stuff?Copy !req
502. Bit of a rush job, actually,Copy !req
503. so they do say
"parmesan" weird.Copy !req
504. How do they say—Copy !req
505. Par-mees-ian.Copy !req
506. - Boo.
- Jesus Christ.Copy !req
507. I could've left you guys!
You think the concept ofCopy !req
508. "family" matters to me?
I'm not even your Rick!Copy !req
509. - Uh-huh.
- "I'm Denial Rick!"Copy !req
510. See you inside, Dad.Copy !req
511. Sorry I was such a Dance Mom
about Summer.Copy !req
512. She's your daughter, too.Copy !req
513. No, boundaries are good.Copy !req
514. But, uh, speaking of,
maybe I've put up too many.Copy !req
515. Is it okay if I come around
sometimes?Copy !req
516. That could be nice.Copy !req
517. That's a cute outfit.
The one we always wear?Copy !req
518. Yes, Morty?Copy !req
519. You promise I'm not,
you know, bait?Copy !req
520. T-To make that Rick
come back?
What?Copy !req
521. M-Morty, for you to be bait,
the guy'd have toCopy !req
522. value something.
He truly does not give a shit.Copy !req
523. He's the real deal.Copy !req
524. Parmeee-san.
Par-meees-ian.Copy !req
525. Par-mees-ian.Copy !req
526. Par— Parmeeeeeesian.
Parmesian.Copy !req
527. Gross. I hate it.Copy !req
528. Yeah.Copy !req
529. Hello? Morty?Copy !req
530. That one big rat?Copy !req
531. Whoa, this is a development.
Gah!Copy !req
532. Shh.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,Copy !req
533. lil guy, easy.
You're a Jerry, right?Copy !req
534. Never got too close to
the concept.Copy !req
535. Boy, you have really
arc'd out.Copy !req
536. Were you putting on pants?Copy !req
537. What?
Oh, yeah, no, I was nakedCopy !req
538. to fuck with a guy.
Speaking of, did you talk to me,Copy !req
539. or a little kid around here?Copy !req
540. Maybe. Why?Copy !req
541. Because if you hate them, too...Copy !req
542. I could be down for
a little team up.Copy !req
543. Eh, I really don't "team up"
anymore.Copy !req
544. Managing people,
such a headache.Copy !req
545. Aah!Copy !req
546. Fatality...Copy !req
547. Jerry wins.Copy !req
548. Oh, goddamn dude.Copy !req
549. Badass!Copy !req
550. Why are you here?Copy !req
551. Buddy, I have been asking myself
that exact same question.Copy !req
552. Did you get any of that?Copy !req