1. It came as a shock to many...
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2. But with the power vacuum
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3. consumption of our dictator,
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4. we shall impose even
more Draconian cookie law,
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5. one be-cookieing at a time!
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6. Hah!
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7. Oh, thank you!
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8. They took power immediately
after you and your grandpa left.
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9. Err sorry about that,
Rick doesn't really do
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10. 'transition plans,'
I-I think he was just hungry.
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11. Well, now with you here, perhaps
a new system of government?
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12. King Morty —Sorry, look I gotta run,
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13. I-I'm sure
you guys'll figure it out,
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14. I-I believe in you!
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15. Morty! Can you help us
with this UFO-shaped hole?
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16. Sure, geez, but y'know
only because
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17. I was in
the neighborhood.
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18. Morty, thank God!
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19. The beast emerged right
after your grandpa left
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20. and its gem went missing —Geez, that is
a crazy coincidence
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21. that I-I if I were you,
probably just best left alone.
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22. He's right.
We-We should celebrate.
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23. Feast?
No time.
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24. S-S-Sounds
pretty classic though,
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25. don't let me hold you up!
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26. Son of a bitch.
He marked it.
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27. Ah!
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28. Phew.
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29. Hah.
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30. What the —
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31. Hey, what the hell?
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32. Agh! Jesus!
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33. You got some of that green stuff
on you too, huh?
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34. Th-Th-This is bad.
Th-This is really bad.
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35. Hey, how do you think
I feel?
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36. I had the ultimate stash hole
and now I got a kid in my thigh.
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37. Look, you seem like a perfectly
nice guy in my hand hole,
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38. but if I can't sort this out
I'm dead —
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39. What the hell, dude?
Gross.
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40. I-I-I was just trying to... You're just trying to what?
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41. Where'd this stuff
come from?
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42. Garbage Goober, get out here
and eat this garbage.
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43. Mmm, trash, I love trash,
yum yum trash,
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44. I wanna eat trash —Hell yeah,
I love that lil guy.
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45. Wait a minute.
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46. Is that Mountain Dew in my
quantum transport solution?
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47. I-I saw you were marking
the levels
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48. so I-I had to top it off."Top it off?"
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49. Do you know how dangerously
toxic this stuff is?
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50. And you added it
to my portal fluid?
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51. Only because
you don't trust me!
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52. Oh, that's great logic,
Morty —
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53. forgive me for not doing
the kissy chef gesture
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54. since you probably spilled
this shit everywhere
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55. and I don't want
to teleport my lips.
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56. I did I did not spill it!
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57. I won't take your word for that
and I shouldn't have to,
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58. which is why
I have sidekick rules.
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59. If you can't follow them —
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60. I can be replaced, yeah, yeah,
so you keep telling me.
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61. Excuse me? Did you just try to
call my bluff?
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62. Have you ever seen me bluff?
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63. Fine.
You know what, replace me!
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64. Replace me, Rick!
Just do it.
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65. Good luck finding someone
that can be told
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66. 80 thousand times
how replaceable they are!
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67. Okay. I'll see your bluff call
and raise you reality.
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68. I can't pretend I haven't been
looking forward to this.
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69. Behold my Wheel of Better
Things Than Morty.
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70. Wh-What are you eight?
I-Is this macaroni art?
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71. You expect me to believe
you built this
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72. because you don't care?
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73. No, I built this because
I don't expect shit from you.
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74. Come on, anything!
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75. Anything but Morty,
let's go!
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76. Come on baby,
no whammies!
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77. Duh-duh-duh-duh stop!
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78. Okay, that's it.
Two crows.
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79. - You're fired!
- You know what? Eat shit.
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80. You're just trying
to make me feel worthless.
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81. I never said
you're worthless.
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82. In fact, I've given you a very
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83. Two crows.
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84. Note I didn't say three!
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85. Man, that is not
a healthy relationship.
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86. I hope you don't mind me
eavesdropping.
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87. Maybe we can figure out
some sort of
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88. sound-proof bandage solution.
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89. Hey did Garbage Goober
eat my porno magazines?
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90. So, were you like,
a friend of Rick's?
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91. - Were you?
- Good question.
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92. W-What's he doing, I-is
he out there making sure
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93. you see him collecting
two crows?
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94. And now you're thinking, gee,
maybe if he cares enough
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95. to hurt me this bad...
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96. dot dot dot.
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97. Break the cycle, Morty.
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98. Change the things
that you can change.
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99. That's what I did.
And now I'm free.
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100. Only cramming six years
into six minutes, fellas.
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101. Take your time!
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102. Now that's what
I'm talking about!
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103. If ya nail this next one,
I've got bird quaaludes.
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104. And I might even share.
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105. Y-You know you can stop
doing that for my benefit.
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106. Y'know or-or keep doing it.
Doesn't matter. I'm out.
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107. - I'm walking away.
- Wait. Morty. Don't go.
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108. Not until you see this!
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109. Commence bird on a wire!
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110. Yeeeeaaaahhhhh!
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111. Jerk.
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112. Hey, let's hang out.
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113. We're like brothers now,
we both got away y'know,
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114. w-where are you at?
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115. Ooh, you know what,
shoot, can't.
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116. I'm an alien, um, so —That's okay,
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117. Rick turned my bike
into a spaceship
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118. for "solo adventures"
like picking up
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119. his Venusian foot ointment.
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120. God I'm seeing it
so clearly now.
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121. Oh. Wait.
I-It says here you're on Earth.
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122. Yeah. Ah.
Don't come here.
Why not?
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123. Look, I-I get it, my room
is sometimes messy too,
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124. I'll-I'll pick you up
right outside your...
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125. - ... mental asylum.
- Busted.
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126. You literally
said "I'm free."
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127. I'm literally not free.
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128. Stop!
That's my blanket!
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129. How do you know Rick?
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130. Look I came to your place
with him one night
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131. after the bar closed.
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132. I started messing around
in your garage
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133. and I spilled that portal stuff
on me and he...
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134. kind of launched me
to Australia...
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135. like with this weirdly
primitive catapult, but —
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136. but the ammunition is
an airtight carbon chamber,
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137. yeah, that-that — that's how
we lost our cable guy.
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138. Anyways, that kind of
experience shakes you up.
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139. So, sorry I misled you,
have a nice life.
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140. Nick.
You got a visitor.
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141. Damn,
what happened to you?
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142. The guards like to beat us
on Sundays.
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143. Still better
- than Mondays.
- Geez, what happens then?
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144. They lick our faces
when we're tied down.
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145. - Plus it's meat loaf day.
- Well...
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146. - you're leaving now, buddy.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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147. I-I swiped 'em off the guard
on my way in.
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148. I-I mean, sure, yeah, I could
undo my lock, but then what?
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149. After the smartest guy
in the world's done with ya,
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150. it's kinda hard
to find a footing again.
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151. That's why I need
to get you out of here.
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152. We're not
the problem, he is.
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153. And if you can have a fresh
start, then maybe I can too.
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154. It's not like
it's a prison break.
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155. We're just leaving, like,
a hospital
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156. that wants to help you
extra bad.
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157. Follow me!
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158. Hey get back here,
you better open this door!
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159. I can fly!
Keep running, Nick.
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160. The more you sweat,
the saltier your cheeks.
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161. - Lick this!
- Thanks, Morty.
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162. That dude's got a tongue
like a cat.
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163. Stop those Portal Boys!
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164. Did you hear that?
That's gonna stick!
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165. Damn.
Just like Jackie Chan!
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166. Hah! I guess that makes me
Chris Tucker.
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167. I-I guess?
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168. Gonna get you!
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169. Holy shit!
Did you see that?
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170. I mean you blinded a guy
with puke!
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171. Oh, it was insane.
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172. - Gimme dap.
- Am I doing it right?
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173. D-D-Did
I give you a dap yet?
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174. Look at us.
We got out.
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175. And not just from the asylum
but from Rick.
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176. You get to say
what an adventure is now.
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177. You still got that list?
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178. Dude, we can't do that stuff
without Rick's tech.
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179. Then it's time the Portal Boys
get themselves a portal gun.
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180. Remember your training,
crows.
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181. The idol should be
around that corner!
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182. Do you guys just follow training
when you feel like it?
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183. That's not being trained,
that's being dicks.
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184. Ah, now I see.
The real treasure is empathy.
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185. And that's worth way
more than any knick-knack.
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186. You guys just earned yourselves
another adventure!
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187. The adventure is,
you're fired.
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188. Sorry, guys, if I wanted
another bleeding heart,
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189. I'd inject reanimator serum into
an actual bleeding heart.
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190. Relax,
this is an avian planet
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191. with 40 million
species of bird,
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192. even one day of working
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193. will make you apex geniuses
down there.
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194. Now hop into these
pneumatic canisters
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195. they used to use at bank
drive-thrus in the '70s.
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196. What the...
Hey! Who's tractor beaming me?
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197. Nobody tractor beams me —
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198. Nobody descrambles my tractor
beam scrambler to boot.
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199. Sorry for
the tractor beaming,
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200. but did you lose
these two crows?
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201. Oh, uh, yeah, no
I-I dropped 'em off 'cause
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202. I-I can't hold
a candle to them.
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203. Y'know it s-seemed like
a — the decent thing to do.
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204. Be your crows.
Train yourself.
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205. Crows are then trained.
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206. I'm open to what
you're describing if it's easier
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207. than wiping an unearned smirk
off my grandson's face.
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208. - W-What do I do?
- Look at your crows.
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209. Be your crows.
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210. God I am so glad
I'm a primate.
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211. Fine.
Looking at my crows.
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212. We train ourselves
to stop training.
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213. The trained are untrained,
we are untrained.
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214. All training is complete.
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215. Because no training
was needed.
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216. My God.
I-I get it, now.
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217. We are gonna shove this crow
shit down Morty's throat!
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218. Nick, m-maybe
this isn't a good idea.
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219. L-Like what if
he catches us?
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220. He could trap me in
- a Matrix again.
- Listen to yourself.
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221. We wouldn't even be
in this situation
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222. if the dude hadn't
fucked us both over.
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223. Damn it.
He must be showing the gun off
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224. to his stupid crows —
I-it's not fair!
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225. It's okay, we can still liberate
all this other stuff.
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226. Let's only grab
what we need, though.
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227. Oh, no. Shit.
That's Rick's can crusher!
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228. H-He spent three weeks
perfecting that.
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229. Morty, buddy, you forget
that we're in this together.
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230. Besides, tell me that didn't
feel the slightest bit good.
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231. I mean yeah, but w-we
can't do that again.
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232. Why the hell not?
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233. Whoa!
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234. Haha!
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235. Here we go, bitch!
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236. Son, have you fallen in
with a weird stranger
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237. and are now trashing
your grandpa's place?
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238. 'Cause I'll help!
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239. Dad?
Psh, whatever, man.
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240. Ah. Yeah!
Yeah!
Now eat my ass, Rick!
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241. Suck it, Sanchez!
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242. Morty, is that
what I think it is?
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243. I mean, it's the equivalent
of an iPhone 3
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244. And it's empty but it means
the Portal Boys be portal-ing!
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245. Rick incoming.
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246. Oh, crap,
we better skedaddle!
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247. Moooooorty.
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248. But what about my dad,
he-he's like a-a...
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249. - puddle.
- You heard the garage,
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250. Rick'll turn him back
into a solid when he gets here!
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251. Sorry, Dad,
gotta go be heroes.
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252. G-Gonna take your car,
love you!
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253. That's us down there
with the poop brown roof.
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254. - What is that?
- Oh. Ha. That?
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255. T-That's... nothing.
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256. But I see "Two Crows"
written right here beside...
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257. Gene with donkey brains,
half a Paul Giamatti, and...
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258. sentient shit.
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259. I guess the "joke" being
that crows are stupid?
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260. I think it's a little more
nuanced than that.
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261. Right,
because you just learned
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262. empathy from us
10 minutes ago
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263. but now we're going to learn
we don't get your humor?
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264. Fucking horse shit.
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265. Yeah, there's not a ton
to "get," genius,
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266. the "joke" is your grandson
was so replaceable
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267. that "even"
two crows could do it.
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268. Haha.
It's funny except it's not.
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269. Right, well, to be honest,
that is how I felt at the time.
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270. But I've-I've
rounded a corner.
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271. I seriously have,
you guys.
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272. Well, now it's time to
round the corner of death!
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273. Let the crow-volutionbegin.
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274. Aah!
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275. Aw, that sound.
What have you done?
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276. Turned crows against dozens
of humans in a 300 meter radius.
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277. Heeeelllllp...
pleaseee...
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278. Oh, now
you beg for help?
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279. - That wasn't me.
- What do you mean?
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280. Dooooown here.
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281. Jerry, what the fuck?
Why are you a puddle?
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282. You don't deserve these!
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283. - Haha.
- Genius.
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284. Caaatch you at
a baaad time?
Yeah, Jerry.
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285. They took my
goddamn crows!
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286. Not now, Garbage Goober!
Get back in your hole!
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287. Hohoho,
our first adventure!
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288. This definitely the place?
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289. Yeah, Rick's been ripping
these guys off for years,
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290. they'll-they'll be really -
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291. uh, grateful.
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292. Y'know, there —Let's just get that fluid, bud.
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293. The Portal Boys are about
to be in portal business!
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294. Here he is.
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295. This rat was skimming
your crystal harvest
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296. and sending it to a spaceman
named Rick Sanchez.
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297. - Bastard!
- Screw Rick! Kick his dick!
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298. Yeah, right? But me and Nick
here, we-we put a stop to that.
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299. The people of Kuntak
thank you.
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300. He's a bad guy, right?
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301. Y-You're gonna bring him
to justice?
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302. Yeah, of course.
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303. Uh, okay, p-pleasure
doing business!
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304. Not so fast,
Morty.
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305. We're not leaving until we get
what we came for.
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306. Funny,
I'm prepared to.
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307. So hey, look, wh-what we want
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308. As our thanks.
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309. Portal fluid?
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310. You think I'd live in a lizard
mine if I had portal fluid?
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311. Right, ok, or we could just
kill you for it.
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312. He's kidding.
He's — t-the Portal Boys
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313. - only kill with kindness.
- And with guns.
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314. Oh, no. Oh, no.
I-I'm not the one shooting!
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315. - Kill them!
- I'm sorry.
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316. Stop! Stop!
They're unarmed!
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317. Ahh!
What the fuck?
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318. Morty! Morty!
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319. Cool place ya got here. Very
Dark Crystal meets Hot Topic.
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320. Now where are my damn crows?
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321. Seriously?
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322. Is there anything
not on theme here?
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323. Even now your primate storms our
ship to assert his dominance.
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324. Touch the sacred egg
and ascend.
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325. No longer shall you
take orders from this beast.
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326. But taking orders from you
I-is fine?
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327. Silence, Ape!
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328. C'mon, if you think my crows
are gonna leave the great thing
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329. we have for whatever high
fantasy bullshit this is?
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330. You're wrong.
R-Right, guys?
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331. Th-This is seriously a toss-up.
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332. Uh... someone wanna get that?
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333. Oh.
It's me, isn't it?
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334. Woof.
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335. Lemme just make sure
it's not an emergency...
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336. - Yello.
- Rick, I'm so sorry,
I-I messed up big!
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337. Morty? It's okay, y-ya can't be
worse off than me.
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338. I-I got portal splashed,
robbed you,
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339. jumped into a rebound
with a psycho,
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340. and-and left
a trail of dead!
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341. Wow,
somebody's been busy.
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342. I-I did it 'cause
you hurt my feelings
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343. w-when you chose
the two crows!
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344. Jesus, it was a bit,
I'm getting my ass kicked
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345. by this dumb fucking crow story,
it's all gone tits up.
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346. Ha, okay,
I-I miss you, man.
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347. Uh, goddamn it, might've been
a bit too frank there.
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348. Yeah...
gonna have to call ya back.
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349. Ahh!
Gah!
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350. Tiny-handed little brat —
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351. You think you can fuck
with me and get away with it?
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352. Then you don't know Nick.
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353. Busted.
You don't get it, do you?
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354. As long as we have
these portals,
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355. you can never escape me.
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356. What the hell, man.
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357. I-I thought we were both
victims of Rick's abuse.
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358. Maybe we are,
maybe we're not.
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359. Maybe we both just drink
at the same bar
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360. and maybe one night
I tried to take his portal gun.
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361. See I thought Rick was my ticket
to something special,
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362. but it turns out
you were, Morty.
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363. And look at me now —
I'm a Portal Boy.
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364. That name sucks!
I was just trying to yes-and!
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365. You don't get it, Morty.
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366. We're partners.
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367. Now fall in line or I'll make
your life a living hell.
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368. No... thank... you.
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369. Pity, I can't have you connected
to me if you're not on my side.
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370. That means
I gotta kill you.
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371. The thing is,
I already got a partner,
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372. and there's no room
for promotions.
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373. What the fuck
did you just do?
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374. Cut you out of my life.
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375. Ahhh!
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376. See how quickly your allies
abandon you, Rick Sanchez?
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377. Lucky for me, abandonment's my
bread and butter.
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378. Oh, shit.
You were supposed to die!
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379. I gotta hand it to you...
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380. I was iffy about this one
but crow tech slaps!
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381. Finish him,
you fools!
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382. Go ahead.
Do it.
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383. You guys look so rad.
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384. I deserve to go out this way!
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385. Bird... qua... luudes.
- Done.
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386. Oh, my god, that was awesome.
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387. Y-You could've killed me
back there.
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388. H-How did you guys
ever forgive me?
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389. Right,
'cause this toxic thing
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390. I have with Morty
doesn't define us.
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391. Man, crows are empathetic
as fuck!
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392. Definitely saving this one!
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393. Rick and two crows!
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394. Oh, my god, Morty.
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395. Here, here come here
l-let-let grandpa fix you up,
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396. What do you want, a robot hand?
A lizard hand?
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397. I can make it big again
like that one time?
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398. Just my regular hand!
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399. Right, not a time for bits,
I get it.
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400. There ya go,
good as new.
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401. So we're like,
back-back, right?
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402. Rick and Morty,
together again.
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403. Fu-Full reset?
No.
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404. No, Morty,
I think we're done.
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405. Be-Because I spilled the portal
fluid and didn't tell you?
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406. No, Morty. 'Cause you were too
afraid to tell me.
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407. What we had was abusive.
Don't you see?
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408. I'm a bad partner because I
never made you a true partner.
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409. The crows made me see that.
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410. I thought they were a joke
like you,
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411. but it turns out they're more
enlightened than any of us.
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412. O-Okay?
And-And what's the undercut?
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413. You're not hearing me.
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414. I will never be the same so I
need to leave with the crows
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415. and see what more
they can teach me.
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416. Oh. Oh.
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417. Here,
I want you to have this.
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418. Oh, wow I...
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419. You know what, Rick?
You really have changed.
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420. Thanks, Morty.
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421. I'll always be your grandpa,
Morty.
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422. Just kinda obsessed
with crows now.
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423. Aww shit!
Rick and two crows!
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424. Kicking off my new franchise!
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425. The galaxy is
our telephone wire!
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426. We'll do a thousand seasons,
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427. 14 episodes each,
9-9 seconds a pop
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428. because that's
the future of viewing —
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429. shows on your shoes —
Sneaki!
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430. That's when you've got
everybody's attention —
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431. when they're putting crap
on their feet.
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432. That's when they wanna laugh.
Cry.
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433. Or feel anything besides
a shoe going on their foot!
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434. Watch sitcoms on your sneakers!
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435. The Rick and Two Crows Show,
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436. we're gonna be layin' —
layin' walnuts on the road
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437. for car tires to open em'
you know what I mean?
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438. Forever, it's Rick
and two crows, forever!
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439. Where do you think
you're going?
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440. Oh, well, ya know...
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441. the-the red light
usually means there's...
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442. garbage...
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443. Did you seriously
not talk to Rick yet?
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444. I kinda hinted at it.
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445. L-Look,
I know it's not the job
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446. I came here for but
it's an honest living.
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447. Goddamn it, Harold.
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448. What do they call you —
Garbage Goober?
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449. You are a doctor
for god sakes!
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450. Look, I don't know
how I let this happen
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451. but I-I've let it play out
so long that I can't stop now.
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452. You're a coward.
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453. You're right.
This ends here and now.
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454. Garbage Goober, we got
freshy trash trash for ya!
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455. Extra stinky just the way
you like it!
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456. Mmm, trash,
I love trash...
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457. yum yum trash,
I wanna eat trash.
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458. Did you get any of that?
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