1. It came as a shock
to many...Copy !req
2. But with the power vacuum
left by the heartlessCopy !req
3. consumption
of our dictator,Copy !req
4. we shall impose even
more Draconian cookie law,Copy !req
5. one be-cookieing
at a time!Copy !req
6. Hah!Copy !req
7. Oh, thank you!Copy !req
8. They took power immediately
after you and your grandpa left.Copy !req
9. Err sorry about that,
Rick doesn't really doCopy !req
10. 'transition plans,'
I-I think he was just hungry.Copy !req
11. Well, now with you here, perhaps
a new system of government?Copy !req
12. - King Morty...
- Sorry, look I gotta run,Copy !req
13. I-I'm sure
you guys'll figure it out.Copy !req
14. I-I believe in you!Copy !req
15. Morty! Can you help us
with this UFO-shaped hole?Copy !req
16. Sure, geez, but y'know
only becauseCopy !req
17. I was in
the neighborhood.Copy !req
18. Morty, thank God!Copy !req
19. The beast emerged right
after your grandpa leftCopy !req
20. - and its gem went missing...
- Geez, that is a crazy coincidenceCopy !req
21. that I-I if I were you,
probably just best left alone.Copy !req
22. He's right.
We-We should celebrate.Copy !req
23. - Feast?
- No time.Copy !req
24. S-S-Sounds
pretty classic though,Copy !req
25. don't let me
hold you up!Copy !req
26. Oh!Copy !req
27. Son of a bitch.
He marked it.Copy !req
28. Ah!Copy !req
29. Phew.Copy !req
30. Ah!Copy !req
31. Hah.Copy !req
32. What the...Copy !req
33. Hey,
what the hell?Copy !req
34. Agh! Jesus!Copy !req
35. You got some of that green stuff
on you too, huh?Copy !req
36. Th-Th-This is bad.
Th-This is really bad.Copy !req
37. Hey, how do you think
I feel?Copy !req
38. I had the ultimate stash hole
and now I got a kid in my thigh.Copy !req
39. Theme music...Copy !req
40. Episode Title:
"Forgetting Sarick Mortshall"Copy !req
41. Aired on:
September 05, 2021.Copy !req
42. Look, you seem like a perfectly
nice guy in my hand hole,Copy !req
43. but if I can't sort this out
I'm dead...Copy !req
44. What the hell, dude?
Gross.Copy !req
45. - I-I-I was just trying to...
- You're just trying to what?Copy !req
46. Where'd this stuff
come from?Copy !req
47. Garbage Goober, get out here
and eat this garbage.Copy !req
48. Mmm, trash, I love trash,
yum yum trash,Copy !req
49. - I wanna eat trash...
- Hell yeah, I love that lil guy.Copy !req
50. Wait a minute.Copy !req
51. Is that Mountain Dew
in my quantum transport solution?Copy !req
52. I-I saw you were marking
the levelsCopy !req
53. - so I-I had to top it off.
- "Top it off?"Copy !req
54. Do you know how dangerously
toxic this stuff is?Copy !req
55. And you added it
to my portal fluid?Copy !req
56. Only because
you don't trust me!Copy !req
57. Oh, that's great logic,
Morty...Copy !req
58. Forgive me for not doing
the kissy chef gestureCopy !req
59. since you probably spilled
this everywhereCopy !req
60. and I don't want
to teleport my lips.Copy !req
61. I did I did not spill it!Copy !req
62. I won't take your word for that
and I shouldn't have to,Copy !req
63. which is why
I have sidekick rules.Copy !req
64. If you can't follow them...Copy !req
65. I can be replaced, yeah, yeah,
so you keep telling me.Copy !req
66. Excuse me? Did you just try to
call my bluff?Copy !req
67. Have you
ever seen me bluff?Copy !req
68. Fine.
You know what, replace me!Copy !req
69. Replace me, Rick!
Just do it.Copy !req
70. Good luck finding someone
that can be toldCopy !req
71. 80 thousand times
how replaceable they are!Copy !req
72. Okay. I'll see your bluff call
and raise you reality.Copy !req
73. I can't pretend I haven't been
looking forward to this.Copy !req
74. Behold my Wheel of Better
Things Than Morty.Copy !req
75. Wh-What are you eight?
I-Is this macaroni art?Copy !req
76. You expect me to believe
you built thisCopy !req
77. because you don't care?Copy !req
78. No, I built this because
I don't expect shit from you.Copy !req
79. Come on, anything!Copy !req
80. Anything but Morty,
let's go!Copy !req
81. Come on baby,
no whammies!Copy !req
82. Duh-duh-duh-duh stop!Copy !req
83. Okay, that's it.
Two crows.Copy !req
84. - You're fired!
- You know what? Eat shit.Copy !req
85. You're just trying
to make me feel worthless.Copy !req
86. I never said
you're worthless.Copy !req
87. In fact, I've given you
a very clear metric of your worth:Copy !req
88. Two crows.Copy !req
89. Note I didn't say three!Copy !req
90. Man, that is not
a healthy relationship.Copy !req
91. I hope you don't mind me
eavesdropping.Copy !req
92. Maybe we can figure out
some sort ofCopy !req
93. sound-proof bandage solution.Copy !req
94. Hey did Garbage Goober
eat my porno magazines?Copy !req
95. So, were you like,
a friend of Rick's?Copy !req
96. - Were you?
- Good question.Copy !req
97. W-What's he doing,
i-is he out there making sureCopy !req
98. you see him collecting
two crows?Copy !req
99. And now you're thinking, gee,
maybe if he cares enoughCopy !req
100. to hurt me this bad...Copy !req
101. dot dot dot.Copy !req
102. Break the cycle, Morty.Copy !req
103. Change the things
that you can change.Copy !req
104. That's what I did.
And now I'm free.Copy !req
105. Only cramming six years
into six minutes, fellas.Copy !req
106. Take your time!Copy !req
107. Now that's what
I'm talking about!Copy !req
108. If ya nail this next one,
I've got bird quaaludes.Copy !req
109. And I might even share.Copy !req
110. Y-You know you can stop
doing that for my benefit.Copy !req
111. Y'know or-or keep doing it.
Doesn't matter. I'm out.Copy !req
112. - I'm walking away.
- Wait. Morty. Don't go.Copy !req
113. Not until you see this!Copy !req
114. Commence
bird on a wire!Copy !req
115. Yeeeeaaaahhhhh!Copy !req
116. Ooooohhhh!Copy !req
117. Jerk.Copy !req
118. Hey, let's hang out.Copy !req
119. We're like brothers now,
we both got away y'know,Copy !req
120. w-where are you at?Copy !req
121. Ooh, you know what,
shoot, can't.Copy !req
122. - I'm an alien, um, so...
- That's okay,Copy !req
123. Rick turned my bike
into a spaceshipCopy !req
124. for "solo adventures"
like picking upCopy !req
125. his Venusian foot ointment.Copy !req
126. God I'm seeing it
so clearly now.Copy !req
127. Oh. Wait.
I-It says here you're on Earth.Copy !req
128. - Yeah. Ah. Don't come here.
- Why not?Copy !req
129. Look, I-I get it,
my room is sometimes messy too,Copy !req
130. I'll-I'll pick you up
right outside your...Copy !req
131. - mental asylum.
- Busted.Copy !req
132. You literally
said "I'm free."Copy !req
133. I'm literally not free.Copy !req
134. Stop!
That's my blanket!Copy !req
135. How do you know Rick?Copy !req
136. Look I came to your place
with him one nightCopy !req
137. after the bar closed.Copy !req
138. I started messing around
in your garageCopy !req
139. and I spilled that portal stuff
on me and he...Copy !req
140. kind of launched me
to Australia...Copy !req
141. like with this weirdly
primitive catapult, but...Copy !req
142. - But the ammunition
- But the ammunitionCopy !req
143. is an airtight
carbon chamber,Copy !req
144. yeah, that-that... that's how
we lost our cable guy.Copy !req
145. Anyways, that kind of
experience shakes you up.Copy !req
146. So, sorry I misled you,
have a nice life.Copy !req
147. Nick.
You got a visitor.Copy !req
148. Damn,
what happened to you?Copy !req
149. The guards like to beat us
on Sundays.Copy !req
150. Still better than Mondays.
Geez, what happens then?Copy !req
151. They lick our faces
when we're tied down.Copy !req
152. - Plus it's meat loaf day.
- Well...Copy !req
153. - you're leaving now, buddy.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
154. I-I swiped 'em off the guard
on my way in.Copy !req
155. I-I mean, sure, yeah, I could
undo my lock, but then what?Copy !req
156. After the smartest guy
in the world's done with ya,Copy !req
157. it's kinda hard
to find a footing again.Copy !req
158. That's why I need
to get you out of here.Copy !req
159. We're not
the problem, he is.Copy !req
160. And if you can have a fresh
start, then maybe I can too.Copy !req
161. It's not like
it's a prison break.Copy !req
162. We're just leaving, like,
a hospitalCopy !req
163. that wants to help you
extra bad.Copy !req
164. Follow me!Copy !req
165. Hey get back here,
you better open this door!Copy !req
166. - I can fly!
- Keep running, Nick.Copy !req
167. The more you sweat,
the saltier your cheeks.Copy !req
168. - Lick this!
- Thanks, Morty.Copy !req
169. That dude's got a tongue
like a cat.Copy !req
170. Stop those
Portal Boys!Copy !req
171. Did you hear that?
That's gonna stick!Copy !req
172. Damn.
Just like Jackie Chan!Copy !req
173. Hah! I guess that makes me
Chris Tucker.Copy !req
174. I-I guess?Copy !req
175. Gonna get you!Copy !req
176. Holy!
Did you see that?Copy !req
177. I mean you blinded a guy
with puke!Copy !req
178. Oh, it was insane.Copy !req
179. - Gimme dap.
- Am I doing it right?Copy !req
180. D-D-Did
I give you a dap yet?Copy !req
181. Look at us.
We got out.Copy !req
182. And not just from the asylum
but from Rick.Copy !req
183. You get to say
what an adventure is now.Copy !req
184. You still got that list?Copy !req
185. Dude, we can't do that stuff
without Rick's tech.Copy !req
186. Then it's time the Portal Boys
get themselves a portal gun.Copy !req
187. Remember your training,
crows.Copy !req
188. The idol should be
around that corner!Copy !req
189. Do you guys just follow training
when you feel like it?Copy !req
190. That's not being trained,
that's being dicks.Copy !req
191. Ah, now I see.
The real treasure is empathy.Copy !req
192. And that's worth way
more than any knick-knack.Copy !req
193. You guys just earned yourselves
another adventure!Copy !req
194. The adventure is,
you're fired.Copy !req
195. Sorry, guys, if I wanted
another bleeding heart,Copy !req
196. I'd inject reanimator serum into
an actual bleeding heart.Copy !req
197. Relax,
this is an avian planetCopy !req
198. with 40 million
species of bird,Copy !req
199. even one day of working
under meCopy !req
200. will make you apex geniuses
down there.Copy !req
201. Now hop into these
pneumatic canistersCopy !req
202. they used to use at bank
drive-thrus in the '70s.Copy !req
203. What the...
Hey! Who's tractor beaming me?Copy !req
204. Nobody tractor beams me...Copy !req
205. Nobody descrambles my tractor
beam scrambler to boot.Copy !req
206. Sorry for
the tractor beaming,Copy !req
207. but did you lose
these two crows?Copy !req
208. Oh, uh, yeah, no
I-I dropped 'em off 'causeCopy !req
209. I-I can't hold
a candle to them.Copy !req
210. Y'know it s-seemed like
a... the decent thing to do.Copy !req
211. Be your crows.
Train yourself.Copy !req
212. Crows are then trained.Copy !req
213. I'm open to what
you're describing if it's easierCopy !req
214. than wiping an unearned smirk
off my grandson's face.Copy !req
215. W-What do I do?
Look at your crows.Copy !req
216. Be your crows.Copy !req
217. God I am so glad
I'm a primate.Copy !req
218. Fine.
Looking at my crows.Copy !req
219. We train ourselves
to stop training.Copy !req
220. The trained are untrained,
we are untrained.Copy !req
221. All training is complete.Copy !req
222. Because no training
was needed.Copy !req
223. My God.
I-I get it, now.Copy !req
224. We are gonna shove this crow
shit down Morty's throat!Copy !req
225. Nick, m-maybe
this isn't a good idea.Copy !req
226. L-Like what if
he catches us?Copy !req
227. He could trap me
in a Matrix again.Copy !req
228. Listen to yourself.Copy !req
229. We wouldn't even be
in this situationCopy !req
230. if the dude hadn't
fucked us both over.Copy !req
231. Damn it.
He must be showing the gun offCopy !req
232. to his stupid crows...
I-it's not fair!Copy !req
233. It's okay, we can still liberate
all this other stuff.Copy !req
234. Let's only grab
what we need, though.Copy !req
235. Oh, no. Shit.
That's Rick's can crusher!Copy !req
236. H-He spent three weeks
perfecting that.Copy !req
237. Morty, buddy,Copy !req
238. you forget that
we're in this together.Copy !req
239. Besides, tell meCopy !req
240. that didn't
feel the slightest bit good.Copy !req
241. I mean yeah,
but w-we can't do that again.Copy !req
242. Why the hell not?Copy !req
243. Whoa!Copy !req
244. Haha!Copy !req
245. Here we go, bitch!Copy !req
246. Son, have you fallen in
with a weird strangerCopy !req
247. and are now trashing
your grandpa's place?Copy !req
248. 'Cause I'll help!Copy !req
249. Dad?
Psh, whatever, man.Copy !req
250. Ah. Yeah! Yeah!
Now eat my ass, Rick!Copy !req
251. Suck it, Sanchez!Copy !req
252. Morty,
is that what I think it is?Copy !req
253. I mean, it's the equivalent
of an iPhone 3Copy !req
254. And it's empty but it means
the Portal Boys be portal-ing!Copy !req
255. Rick incoming.Copy !req
256. Oh, crap,
we better skedaddle!Copy !req
257. Moooooorty.Copy !req
258. But what about my dad,
he-he's like a-a...Copy !req
259. puddle.
You heard the garage,Copy !req
260. Rick'll turn him back
into a solid when he gets here!Copy !req
261. Sorry, Dad,
gotta go be heroes.Copy !req
262. G-Gonna take your car,
love you!Copy !req
263. That's us down there
with the poop brown roof.Copy !req
264. What is that?
Oh. Ha. That?Copy !req
265. T-That's... nothing.Copy !req
266. But I see "Two Crows"
written right here beside...Copy !req
267. Gene with donkey brains,
half a Paul Giamatti, and...Copy !req
268. sentient shit.Copy !req
269. I guess the "joke" being
that crows are stupid?Copy !req
270. I think it's a little more
nuanced than that.Copy !req
271. Right,
because you just learnedCopy !req
272. empathy from us
10 minutes agoCopy !req
273. but now we're going to learn
we don't get your humor?Copy !req
274. Fucking horse shit.Copy !req
275. Yeah, there's not a ton
to "get," genius,Copy !req
276. the "joke" is your grandson
was so replaceableCopy !req
277. that "even"
two crows could do it.Copy !req
278. Haha.
It's funny except it's not.Copy !req
279. Right, well, to be honest,
that is how I felt at the time.Copy !req
280. But I've-I've
rounded a corner.Copy !req
281. I seriously have,
you guys.Copy !req
282. Well, now it's time
to round the corner of death!Copy !req
283. Let the crow-volution
begin.Copy !req
284. Aah!Copy !req
285. Aw, that sound.
What have you done?Copy !req
286. Turned crows against dozens
of humans in a 300 meter radius.Copy !req
287. Heeeelllllp...
pleaseee...Copy !req
288. Oh, now
you beg for help?Copy !req
289. - That wasn't me.
- What do you mean?Copy !req
290. Dooooown here.Copy !req
291. Jerry, what the,
why are you a puddle?Copy !req
292. You don't deserve these!Copy !req
293. - Haha.
- Genius.Copy !req
294. - Caaatch you at a baaad time?
- Yeah, Jerry.Copy !req
295. They took my
goddamn crows!Copy !req
296. Not now, Garbage Goober!
Get back in your hole!Copy !req
297. Hohoho,
our first adventure!Copy !req
298. This definitely the place?Copy !req
299. Yeah, Rick's been ripping
these guys off for years,Copy !req
300. they'll-they'll be really...Copy !req
301. uh, grateful.Copy !req
302. - Y'know, there...
- Let's just get that fluid, bud.Copy !req
303. The Portal Boys are about
to be in portal business!Copy !req
304. Here he is.Copy !req
305. This rat was skimming
your crystal harvestCopy !req
306. and sending it to a spaceman
named Rick Sanchez.Copy !req
307. - Bastard!
- Screw Rick! Kick his dick!Copy !req
308. Yeah, right? But me and Nick
here, we-we put a stop to that.Copy !req
309. The people of Kuntak
thank you.Copy !req
310. He's a bad guy, right?Copy !req
311. Y-You're gonna bring him
to justice?Copy !req
312. Yeah, of course.Copy !req
313. Uh, okay, p-pleasure
doing business!Copy !req
314. Not so fast,
Morty.Copy !req
315. We're not leaving until we get
what we came for.Copy !req
316. Funny,
I'm prepared to.Copy !req
317. So hey, look, wh-what we want
is portal fluid.Copy !req
318. As our thanks.Copy !req
319. Portal fluid?Copy !req
320. You think I'd live in a lizard
mine if I had portal fluid?Copy !req
321. Right, ok, or we could just
kill you for it.Copy !req
322. He's kidding.
He's... t-the Portal BoysCopy !req
323. - only kill with kindness.
- And with guns.Copy !req
324. Oh, no. Oh, no.
I-I'm not the one shooting!Copy !req
325. - Kill them!
- I'm sorry.Copy !req
326. Stop! Stop!
They're unarmed!Copy !req
327. - Ahh!
- What the fuck?Copy !req
328. Morty! Morty!Copy !req
329. Cool place ya got here.
Very Dark Crystal meets Hot Topic.Copy !req
330. Now
where are my damn crows?Copy !req
331. Seriously?Copy !req
332. Is there anything
not on theme here?Copy !req
333. Even now your primate storms our
ship to assert his dominance.Copy !req
334. Touch the sacred egg
and ascend.Copy !req
335. No longer shall you
take orders from this beast.Copy !req
336. But taking orders from you
i-is fine?Copy !req
337. Silence, Ape!Copy !req
338. C'mon, if you think my crows
are gonna leave the great thingCopy !req
339. we have for whatever high
fantasy bull this is?Copy !req
340. You're wrong.
R-Right, guys?Copy !req
341. Th-This is seriously
a toss-up.Copy !req
342. Uh... someone wanna get that?Copy !req
343. Oh.
It's me, isn't it?Copy !req
344. Woof.Copy !req
345. Lemme just make sure
it's not an emergency...Copy !req
346. Yello.Copy !req
347. Yello. Rick, I'm so sorry,
I-I messed up big!Copy !req
348. Morty? It's okay, y-ya can't be
worse off than me.Copy !req
349. I-I got portal splashed,
robbed you,Copy !req
350. jumped into a rebound
with a psycho,Copy !req
351. and-and left
a trail of dead!Copy !req
352. Wow,
somebody's been busy.Copy !req
353. I-I did it 'cause
you hurt my feelingsCopy !req
354. w-when you choseCopy !req
355. - the two crows!
- Jesus, it was a bit,Copy !req
356. I'm getting my ass kickedCopy !req
357. by this dumb fucking crow story,
it's all gone tits up.Copy !req
358. Ha, okay,
I-I miss you, man.Copy !req
359. Uh, goddamn it, might've been
a bit too frank there.Copy !req
360. Yeah...
gonna have to call ya back.Copy !req
361. - Ahh!
- Gah!Copy !req
362. Tiny-handed little brat...Copy !req
363. You think you can
with me and get away with it?Copy !req
364. Then you
don't know Nick.Copy !req
365. Busted.
You don't get it, do you?Copy !req
366. As long as we have
these portals,Copy !req
367. you can never
escape me.Copy !req
368. What the hell, man.
I-I thought we were bothCopy !req
369. victims of Rick's abuse.Copy !req
370. Maybe we are,
maybe we're not.Copy !req
371. Maybe we both just drink
at the same barCopy !req
372. and maybe one night
I tried to take his portal gun.Copy !req
373. See I thought Rick was my ticket
to something special,Copy !req
374. but it turns out
you were, Morty.Copy !req
375. And look at me now...
I'm a Portal Boy.Copy !req
376. That name sucks!
I was just trying to yes-and!Copy !req
377. You don't get it, Morty.Copy !req
378. We're partners.Copy !req
379. Now fall in line or I'll make
your life a living hell.Copy !req
380. No... thank... you.Copy !req
381. Pity, I can't have you connected
to me if you're not on my side.Copy !req
382. That means
I gotta kill you.Copy !req
383. The thing is,
I already got a partner,Copy !req
384. and there's no room
for promotions.Copy !req
385. What the
did you just do?Copy !req
386. Cut you
out of my life.Copy !req
387. Ahhh!Copy !req
388. See how quickly your allies
abandon you, Rick Sanchez?Copy !req
389. Lucky for me, abandonment's my
bread and butter.Copy !req
390. Oh.
You were supposed to die!Copy !req
391. I gotta hand it to you...Copy !req
392. I was iffy about this one
but crow tech slaps!Copy !req
393. Finish him,
you fools!Copy !req
394. Go ahead.
Do it.Copy !req
395. You guys look so rad.Copy !req
396. I deserve to go out this way!Copy !req
397. - Bird... qua... luudes.
- Done.Copy !req
398. Oh, my god, that was awesome.Copy !req
399. Y-You could've killed me
back there.Copy !req
400. H-How did you guys
ever forgive me?Copy !req
401. Right,
'cause this toxic thingCopy !req
402. I have with Morty
doesn't define us.Copy !req
403. Man, crows are empathetic
as fuck!Copy !req
404. Definitely saving this one!Copy !req
405. Rick and two crows!Copy !req
406. Oh, my god, Morty.Copy !req
407. Here, here come here
l-let-let grandpa fix you up,Copy !req
408. What do you want, a robot hand?
A lizard hand?Copy !req
409. I can make it big again
like that one time?Copy !req
410. Just my regular hand!Copy !req
411. Right, not a time for bits,
I get it.Copy !req
412. There ya go,
good as new.Copy !req
413. So we're like,
back-back, right?Copy !req
414. Rick and Morty,
together again.Copy !req
415. - Fu-Full reset?
- No.Copy !req
416. No, Morty,
I think we're done.Copy !req
417. Be-Because I spilled the portal
fluid and didn't tell you?Copy !req
418. No, Morty. 'Cause you were too
afraid to tell me.Copy !req
419. What we had was abusive.
Don't you see?Copy !req
420. I'm a bad partner because
I never made you a true partner.Copy !req
421. The crows made me
see that.Copy !req
422. I thought they were a joke
like you,Copy !req
423. but it turns out they're more
enlightened than any of us.Copy !req
424. O-Okay?
And-And what's the undercut?Copy !req
425. You're not hearing me.Copy !req
426. I will never be the sameCopy !req
427. so I need to leave
with the crowsCopy !req
428. and see what more
they can teach me.Copy !req
429. Oh. Oh.Copy !req
430. Here,
I want you to have this.Copy !req
431. Oh, wow I...Copy !req
432. You know what, Rick?
You really have changed.Copy !req
433. Thanks, Morty.Copy !req
434. I'll always be your grandpa,
Morty.Copy !req
435. Just kinda obsessed
with crows now.Copy !req
436. Aww shit!
Rick and two crows!Copy !req
437. Kicking off my new franchise!Copy !req
438. The galaxy is
our telephone wire!Copy !req
439. We'll do a thousand seasons,Copy !req
440. 14 episodes each,
9-9 seconds a popCopy !req
441. because that's
the future of viewing...Copy !req
442. Shows on your shoes...
Sneaki!Copy !req
443. That's when you've got
everybody's attention...Copy !req
444. When they're putting crap
on their feet.Copy !req
445. That's when they wanna laugh.
Cry.Copy !req
446. Or feel anything besides
a shoe going on their foot!Copy !req
447. Watch sitcoms
on your sneakers!Copy !req
448. The Rick and Two Crows Show,Copy !req
449. we're gonna be layin'...
Layin' walnuts on the roadCopy !req
450. for car tires to open em'
you know what I mean?Copy !req
451. Forever, it's Rick
and two crows, forever!Copy !req
452. Sync corrections by srjanapalaCopy !req
453. Where do
you think you're going?Copy !req
454. Oh, well, ya know...Copy !req
455. the-the red light
usually means there's...Copy !req
456. garbage...Copy !req
457. Did you seriously
not talk to Rick yet?Copy !req
458. I kinda hinted at it.Copy !req
459. L-Look,
I know it's not the jobCopy !req
460. I came here for but
it's an honest living.Copy !req
461. Goddamn it, Harold.Copy !req
462. What do they call you...
Garbage Goober?Copy !req
463. You are a doctor
for god sakes!Copy !req
464. Look, I don't know
how I let this happenCopy !req
465. but I-I've let it play out
so long that I can't stop now.Copy !req
466. You're a coward.Copy !req
467. You're right.
This ends here and now.Copy !req
468. Garbage Goober,
we got freshy trash trash for ya!Copy !req
469. Extra stinky just the way
you like it!Copy !req
470. Mmm, trash,
I love trash...Copy !req
471. yum yum trash,
I wanna eat trash.Copy !req
472. Did you get any of that?Copy !req