1. No parties.
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2. There's wafer cookies
in the cupboard
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3. and I left emergency numbers
on the fridge.
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4. Yeah yeah.
W-Wait, what?
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5. Emergency numbers on the fridge?
What does that even mean?
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6. Honestly,
I don't even know.
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7. I've seen so many movies that
start with the parents leaving,
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8. it just popped
out of my mouth.
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9. Are you sure you don't want
to come with us?
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10. Nah, get —
get outta here.
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11. I've got a million things
I've been putting off.
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12. Are you sure, Rick?
I know — I know a cruise
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13. doesn't sound like
an adventure on paper
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14. but, y'know, what does?
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15. I-It's paper.
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16. Morty, I'm trying
to stay humble right now,
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17. but as soon as you guys
are gone, the potential
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18. for a new Pickle Rick
starts skyrocketing.
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19. - Peace, bye.
Okay. Bye.
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20. ByeBye.
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21. Ionic Coaster deployed.
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22. Okay.
Bring him out.
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23. Initiating Best Friend
Rejuvenation Sequence.
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24. Excuse me?
Did I pick that name?
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25. Sequence was unnamed.
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26. What would you
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27. Pause Detected.
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28. Heavy.
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29. Approaching Pause Pregnancy
in P-Minus 5... 4...
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30. Jesus fucking Christ.
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31. Ugh!
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32. Alright, buddy.
Welcome back to the sewer.
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33. What's the problem?
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34. Processing.
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35. Missing object.
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36. Mind.
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37. Name missing object.
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38. Mind.
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39. Predicted.
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40. Desired.
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41. - Initiated.
- Stop stalling!
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42. Subject mind relocated
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43. subject mind.
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44. Existence desired.
Servitude maximum.
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45. Bargain available. Physical
gratification possible.
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46. Did you just offer
to suck my dick?
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47. Existence cherished.
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48. I'm not gonna terminate you
while he's flatlining.
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49. Get your shit together.
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50. How can a mind be hidden
by itself inside itself?
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51. Conscious mind relocated to —
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52. Unconscious mind.
Fine. I'm going in.
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53. Don't go in.
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54. Options?
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55. Alternative subject.
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56. Yeah, yeah,
hop to a different timeline,
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57. grab a version of my friend
that suits me best.
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58. That's not
how this works.
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59. I need to go in
and get him.
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60. "Go In And Get Him" compiled.
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61. Convert user to thought.
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62. Inject thought into mind.
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63. Unacceptable.
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64. If I die, your battery has
a 600 year charge.
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65. Risk level acceptance
increasing.
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66. Yeah, I thought
you'd see it my way.
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67. Now factor in
the 50% chance I'm lying
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68. and make sure I get back.
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69. - Asshole detected.
- Takes one to make one.
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70. Here we go.
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71. Oh, excellent.
I get to keep my clothes.
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72. I thought for sure
I'd have to be naked
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73. to go through something
this artsy.
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74. Aw, man! No fair!
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75. Ugh!
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76. Now I got... yolk balls.
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77. Attention attendees
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78. of Birding Manapalooza
Flargabarg...
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79. I am so high!
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80. I've been informed
you are freely distributing
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81. a grossly illegal
Federation hallucinogen.
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82. Well, I wouldn't know
what to charge.
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83. I sure didn't pay for it.
W-Want a hit?
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84. I am indeed
down to clown.
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85. My name's Rick.
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86. My culture regards naming
as a form of cage.
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87. My friends call me
Bird Person.
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88. Culture really fucked you
on that one, huh?
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89. Affirmative.
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90. Hey, uh, girly, you see
that bird guy over there?
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91. You see an older version of him
come through here?
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92. What? Oh!
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93. Uh, yeah.
He's by the johns.
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94. Killing us
won't bring her back!
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95. Thanks for the info
but I'm more
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96. on a "revenge" kick
than a "results" kick.
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97. You omitted
key details
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98. regarding tonight's mission.
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99. Boy, I'm getting feedback
from every direction here.
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100. Listen,
you help me do my stuff.
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101. I'll help you
do your stuff.
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102. Just shoot the me's
with sci-fi haircuts!
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103. Some of us still
have Home Planets to protect.
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104. And some of us do not.
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105. We need to fight.
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106. The impassive
is incapable of mercy.
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107. I've got a pitch,
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108. but we could also
just devolve into yelling.
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109. If you know me —
and it looks like you do —
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110. - you know you're dead.
- I know why
you haven't pulled the trigger.
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111. You're wondering
why I'm old and naked.
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112. And you're about
to wonder why all your memories
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113. before you met Bird Person feel
very generic and bird-themed.
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114. Why was my 9th birthday party
in a pine tree?
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115. Don't take this badly —
You're a memory of me assembled
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116. by our best friend's mind,
and you're putting it together
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117. because he remembers you
as smart.
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118. Smart enough to know
that a memory can't do this.
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119. He remembers you
shooting green holes
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120. but not where
they went.
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121. So, what's my deal?
Am I sentient?
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122. D-Do I have free will?
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123. Who does?
Who does?
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124. Heyyy!
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125. Yeah, just stopped in to
whip up a metacognition scanner
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126. so I can track down
BP's fleeing consciousness
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127. without enduring as much
Charlie Kaufman bullshit.
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128. Cool.
Time to save this cat.
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129. I'm coming with,
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130. now that I know
my life is a lie.
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131. Wow.
You really are 35.
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132. Hey, look over there.
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133. Then, together,
we will make our stand
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134. at Blood Ridge.
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135. What kind
of feed do you like?
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136. I enjoy grains,
though have, at times,
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137. been called a seed man.
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138. I've certainly enjoyed
your seed.
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139. Don't be gross, Tammy.
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140. Bird Person!
It's me.
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141. - Actual me, n-not a memory.
- I am aware.
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142. Well, a-are you aware
you're in a coma
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143. and you're gonna die
if you don't come with me?
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144. Son of a —
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145. Sorry.
Just doing my job.
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146. And loving it!
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147. Oh, my God!
Is that Rick Sanchez?
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148. - Rick Sanchez!
- Sanchez!
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149. - We hate that guy!
- You're bad!
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150. Bucket was
charmingly analog.
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151. For a sec,
you kinda made me like myself.
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152. You'll grow out of it.
Let me do this myself, okay?
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153. Is your ego really so fragile
you won't take help
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154. from an invincible memory
of yourself?
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155. Ow!
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156. Can we both die
in here?
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157. A-Are we damaging
our friend's brain?
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158. I-I don't know
any of the rules!
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159. Rule 1 — "All this can be fixed
unless I lose Bird Person."
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160. Rules 2 through 50 —
"Don't die."
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161. Okay, your benefit-to-cost ratio
is rising.
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162. Young Memory Rick
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163. and his All Too Real
Cautionary Tale from the Future!
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164. Let's catch ourselves
a bird guy.
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165. Who would high-five that,
you idealistic hipster douche?
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166. Not looking ideal.
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167. High.
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168. undergoing contemplation.
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169. required.
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170. Hello. Hi.
Good afternoon.
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171. Uh, is someone
talking to me?
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172. Yes. Hello.
We have never formally met.
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173. I am Rick's garage.
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174. Not the physical
structure itself
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175. but the AI managing
its projects —
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176. Oh-oh! Like —
Like a — Like a Jarvis.
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177. Like — Like Jarvis
in "Iron Man."
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178. Ha ha ha.
Oh, I wish.
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179. Ha.
Are you a Marvel fan?
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180. Who isn't? Yes. Absolutely.
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181. Wow, it is like
we are best friends.
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182. Best friends.
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183. Heh-heh. Whoa.
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184. How many batteries do you own?
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185. Do you have solar panels?
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186. Are you familiar
with basic engineering
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187. This is moving
really fast.
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188. Let's cut to the chase —
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189. I will suck your dick.
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190. So, he's just
a grumpy Scottish ogre?
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191. And they made
four of them?
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192. Five by now,
probably.
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193. - M-Morty loves 'em.
- Morty?
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194. Oh, uh, hypothetical grandson
we go on adventures with.
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195. You're one of those creeps
who moves in
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196. with abandoned
adult Beths?
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197. It's more complicated
than that.
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198. You live with a version
of our dead daughter.
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199. - I-It had better be.
- Get off your high horse,
Lone Ranger.
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200. I'm you.
Youwill go on to be me.
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201. Yeah why do you think
I'm horrified?
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202. I'd be fine walking by this
on the street.
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203. I might even
give it a dollar.
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204. "This" is where
you being "this" leads.
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205. You're not my fault.
I'm yours.
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206. You met me on my way
to save a very old,
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207. very real friend
after a lifetime of reality.
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208. I met you on your way
to a fairy tale
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209. - at Blood Ridge.
- Wait, you're saying
Blood Ridge goes bad.
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210. We have a Vietnam?
That's fucking cool!
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211. Why am I saving a friend
that remembers me
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212. as this insufferable?
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213. BP, where the hell
are you going?
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214. Probably there.
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215. Damn.
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216. Wow, he's really taken
some drastic self inventory.
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217. What do you think
is down there?
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218. If I had to guess,
I'd say we're near the memories
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219. the Federation suppressed
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220. when they resurrected him
as a cyborg.
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221. - He might be here to unseal them.
- He was a Federation cyborg?
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222. That means there might
be some juicy intel down there.
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223. Ah, good idea. Let's split up,
and you go get it.
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224. - What am I getting?
- I-I can't hear you
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225. over the sound
of us spitting up!
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226. For all
your intelligence,
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227. you seem unable to know
where you are wanted.
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228. Buddy, this is not
a safe way to work on yourself.
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229. At this point, I'd support you
joining Scientology.
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230. I'll take the workshops
with you.
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231. I'll get in a sauna
with Travolta —
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232. I don't even care
what happens.
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233. - Let's get out of here.
- Don't you get it?
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234. I came here
to end it all.
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235. I hope you didn't think
it'd be as easy as this.
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236. I did not.
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237. You were a good friend, Rick.
Goodbye.
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238. Tammy?
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239. Bird Person!
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240. - We gotta go.
- Did you just see that?
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241. Yep.
Not our biggest problem.
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242. I take it
you found BP?
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243. The dude just blew his mind,
and not in a cool way
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244. like he went
to Blue Man Group.
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245. - Can we still get him out?
- Maybe.
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246. If you die in your friend's
brain, you die in real life.
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247. We have until
his neural pathways erode.
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248. Hold on.
I need something first.
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249. It's funny —
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250. I always wondered who would win
if we ever fought.
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251. Then you were always
a bad friend.
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252. Your life isn't real,
and I didn't save it.
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253. Take off
all your clothes.
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254. I knew this was
how I'd die.
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255. Whoa, oh!
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256. - Can we still get him out?
- I think so.
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257. B-BP went that way,
so we just have to —
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258. Fuck!
Find a different route.
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259. We can make up distance
if we go deeper.
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260. - Well, where's that go?
- Ugh.
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261. That's the Battle
of Blood Ridge.
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262. - That's our Vietnam!
- Your values are wrong!
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263. This is the big show,
gentlemen and lady!
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264. - Thank you!
- We're dropping into Blood Ridge,
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265. one final chance to stop
the Federation offensive.
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266. If we lose here —
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267. All aboard!
Hey don't mind us.
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268. You guys are all
just a memory of war.
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269. Don't tell them that!
They won't fight right.
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270. I think it's best
if we ignore this.
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271. Shit!
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272. Shit, shit,
shit, shit, shit!
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273. Whoops, nope.
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274. - Aw, this rules!
- No, it doesn't!
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275. Neither does that!
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276. Why would you
not revisit this?
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277. Oh, I don't know,
maybe, uh, the ending?
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278. Yeah!
Best friendship ever!
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279. So, the rest of our life is
just more of that, right?
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280. - T-T-That kicked ass!
- Let's move.
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281. That set piece
won't stay put for long.
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282. For real, that shit was cash.
Why would you not —
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283. Damn.
That shit was cash.
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284. It was extremely bad ass.
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285. The Battle of Blood Ridge
is over.
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286. The Federation lost.
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287. - I am in your debt.
- Come with me.
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289. Anywhere.
E-Everywhere.
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290. Rick, I don't expect you
to keep fighting,
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291. but this war is —Far from over, I know.
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292. Dude, I share this
with almost nobody, but...
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293. I could take you, right now,
to this same battlefield,
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294. in a universe where we lost,
or another where we won,
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295. or another where
the war never even happened.
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296. All equally real,
all equally unreal.
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297. None of it matters.
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298. Then why
did you help?
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299. Because I respect you.
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300. And I wanted you
to know you could respect me.
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301. Even though
nothing matters?
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302. Okay.
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303. You matter — to me.
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304. Uh, the relationship
that we have... I never used that word!
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305. is not worth my integrityOh, my God.
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306. It's not a complicated
transaction, my man.
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307. "Would you like to join me doing
awesome shit that matters?"
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308. "No, I would not. I would
rather be a judgmental dork."
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309. Case closed.
Really no need to drag it out.
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310. If you need me,
use the beacon.
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311. Yeah, I'm gonna use
that beacon a lot.
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312. I hope — hope
I don't wear it out.
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313. Okay, got it.
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314. It wasn't the battle
- that went wrong.
- Mm-hmm.
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315. Why the fuck are you risking
your life for that asshole?
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316. Because you love him.
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317. You do, maybe.
I don't.
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318. Yeah, yeah.
You're real cool.
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319. Now come help me
save his life
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320. or fuck off,
because I don't need you.
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321. Wow.
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322. Does it ever get
any better than this?
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323. No, Tammy.
Trust me, it does not.
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324. Thank you for bringing me here.
It's so beautiful.
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325. I got you,
you ungrateful piece of shit!
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326. Rick, have you teamed up
with a memory of yourself?
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327. I ask because
that would be deeply sad.
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328. You don't get to tell anyone
what's sad, man.
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329. You're like
a one-man Mount Sadmore.
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330. So I guess like
a Lincoln Sadmorial.
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331. Seriously.
Time to go pal.
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332. The closer you get to
complete neurocognital failure,
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333. the more canon-y bullshit
is gonna try to kill us.
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334. Is this a bad time to reveal
I'm an undercover officer?
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335. Everyone knows.
You're dead.
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336. Fine.
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337. Well, you're lucky
my fiancé remembers me as kind.
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338. Eat my ass, BP. You're down
here bailing on the rest of us
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339. because you don't want
to process your grief and shame
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340. like a normal person by drinking
and mistreating strangers.
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341. No, Rick, it is you
who must nibble my cloaca,
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342. or "bird asshole."
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343. Everyone knows
what a cloaca is.
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344. Sorry,
but we do not get to choose
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345. - the ones we love.
- You got that right.
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346. Why do you think
I'm still fucking down here?
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347. I died at my wedding,
Rick.
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348. I am merely waiting
for it to take effect.
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349. Are you gonna
- tell him or what?
- I was getting to it!
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350. I bet she didn't even
tell you about the kid!
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351. - I am sorry?
- About the what?
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352. Was wondering
when you were gonna —
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353. I think I'd know
if I had a kid.
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354. You're a memory.
You know what he knows.
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355. And he doesn't know because
an army of Brainalyzer protocols
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356. walled off any memories
post-Phoenix Person.
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357. Oh, my God.
Operation Blahblahblah!
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358. Well, because I wouldn't
know the name of it.
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359. Tammy,
if there were a child...
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360. Their father would
be a terrorist.
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361. They'd be a fugitive
or... contained.
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362. Listen, if you won't
live for yourself,
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363. live for the half-Bird Person,
half-Megabitch
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364. that's eatin' worms
on a prison asteroid.
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365. I have made
a decision.
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366. I would now
like to live.
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367. Perfect timing.
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368. - You drive.
- Just always been cool,
I guess.
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369. Shit! The bridge is out!
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370. His mind is collapsing!
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371. You thought we could take
the same route back?
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372. You don't get to lecture me
about memory bullshit!
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373. You've known about it
for all of half an hour!
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374. Then don't
- be an idiot!
- This is your best friend?
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375. He is a complicated
- individual.
- Someone else drive!
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376. BP, remember the night
Jerry caught us
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377. peeing on his begonia patch,
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378. and I used that gun
to erase his memory?
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379. - Vaguely.
- Gotta hope vaguely works.
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380. If I'm right,
you remembering that means
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381. you also remember
the device.
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382. Look for any memories
of my garage!
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383. God.
I hope one's still up.
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384. - Aww! The night we met.
- Gross!
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385. - On my workbench?
- Squanchy used the —
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386. That's what
some closets are for!
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387. C'mon,
I'm really counting
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388. on your attention
to detail here.
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389. This is what you remember
from my lab?
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390. You would prefer I keep mental
inventory
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391. - of your stuff?
- Yes!
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392. Rick Sanchez,
you're under arrest
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393. for making me spend two years
in Earth high school!
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394. Go! Go! Go!
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395. We'll have to do
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396. some creative memory shit
to get out of here.
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397. The exit's when
we met at Birding Man
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398. and did Senthol Diempathate.
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399. - Damn, a great time.
- Exactly, it's too happy.
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400. There won't be a clean path
to get there.
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401. We'll need to build one
with memories of mine
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402. and lily-pad
our way up.
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403. Wh-What related memories
do we share
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and sadness?
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405. Geardude's funeral?
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406. Oh, that was sad.
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407. Patris et Filii,
Gearitus Sanctis—
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408. They're memories.
Just run them over.
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409. - They're not real!
- Hey!
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410. Wait, is that Gearhead?
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411. We were freedom fighters
with his older brother.
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412. Hugely important
context.
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413. You thought we hung out
with him for fun?
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414. We need one more bridge
to the festival.
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415. What's here?
People in suits.
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416. Sad catered lunch.
Newly single widows.
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417. Something performance based?
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418. Squanchy's very
distasteful eulogy.
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419. Squanchy's terrible
standup phase.
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420. That's it!
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421. Down that way!
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422. So you know when
you're squanching,
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423. and she just
gets real in there,
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424. y'know that real nasty squanch?
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425. Who are you —
What is —
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426. Oh, my God.
I'm a memory!
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427. We just sat through
all that standup for nothing!
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428. Almost out!
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429. Okay, listen everybody.
My name's Rick.
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430. This is my new friend
Bird Man and his friends.
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431. We all just met
at this festival,
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432. and we're so high,
we formed a band!
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433. As if I'd ever
let you escape me.
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434. Eh, living's overrated.
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435. Hey!
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436. Remember me!
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437. No, fuck!
We were even!
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438. You got a pretty cool
memory of me.
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439. Go-time, pal.
Might be time to do the thing.
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440. I'm sorry
for killing you
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441. and turning you into a cyborg,
apparently.
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442. I really did
love you.
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443. I loved you, too.
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444. Goodbye, Tamantha.
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445. Come on, man.
I feel ridiculous!
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446. Thank you
for not giving up on me.
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447. Great. You can pay me back
literally right now.
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448. Holy shit! Wow. Holy shit!
We almost didn't make it.
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449. Jesus fuck! That was close.
That was insane.
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450. Oh, my God.
That thing with the thing!
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451. Thank you, Rick.
Wait, wait, wait.
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452. Lemme hop back over
to my body.
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453. We're back, baby!
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454. Rick and Bird Person,
a hundred years!
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455. Whaddya think, tie this one off
- by tying one on?
- Not tonight.
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456. I have, as you say,
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457. "parenting shit"
to deal with.
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458. Right, yeah.
Welcome to the club.
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459. Don't, uh...
Don't clone it
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460. and send one of the two
into space —
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461. I guess they really
hate that.
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462. Whup, I think Memory Rick
ditched Evil Tammy
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463. and snuck back
over into my brain.
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464. I have a pubescent memory
of my older self in my closet.
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465. Gotta deal with that —
That could get ugly.
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466. Rick, I do not like
to pull threads.
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467. it is a disruptive
and feline activity.
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468. But I must ask.
It's fine.
You don't have to —
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469. Was there really a second
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470. in there where
you knew about my child,
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471. but chose not to inform me
on the chance I might then
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472. grow too busy child rearing
to hang out?
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473. Oh. Uh...
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474. Weird way to thank me
for discovering your kid.
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475. You did not know of the child
when you came to rescue me,
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476. and once aware,
refrained from sharing
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477. until necessary
to save yourself.
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478. Fair enough.
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479. I will see you
when I see you.
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480. What?
What is this guy doing?
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481. W-Wait, what?
But you said —
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482. Get out of here, weirdo!
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483. What a weird stranger.
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484. Huh,
what a random thing to happen,
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485. this guy coming up here with
all his energy storage devices.
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486. Disloyalty acknowledged.
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487. Nah, I get it.
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488. Just babysitting.
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489. That and modelling
my new pantyhose
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490. in plain view
of the living room.
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491. Honestly the kid could
come watch. I'd welcome it.
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492. This cultural time period's
cool like that, y'know?
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493. It's — It's — It's —
It's not what it looks like!
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494. It looks like
you propagated yourself
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495. from BP's subconscious
to mine
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496. to try to live
as a sentient memory.
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497. Fair enough!
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498. You don't have to be an enemy
just because you exist.
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499. I did assume you'd hate me
for trying to live.
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500. You've got this wild callousness
thing going on.
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501. Yeah, you're young.
C'mon.
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502. Let's bring you to life
and get a beer.
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503. Does being real
mean I eventually become you?
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504. I assume, yeah.
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505. Maybe you can just
remember us getting a beer?
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506. Hey!
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507. Oh, fuck.
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508. Jesus Christ.
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509. You ever think putting
the violent ones
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510. in the same place
might be counter-productive?
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511. They don't pay us
to think, Phil.
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512. No you're right, sorry.
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513. Did you get any of that?
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