1. Jerry, can you watch
the kids tonight?Copy !req
2. Someone played Barry White
over the racetrack speakers,Copy !req
3. and now there's
a seven-horse pregnancy.Copy !req
4. Oh, uh —No, he can't watch the kids.
It's guys' night.Copy !req
5. How did you two start
having guys' nights?Copy !req
6. So now you're complaining
that I like your stupid husband?Copy !req
7. No, I want you to like
my stupid husband.Copy !req
8. - Aww.
- Well, then accept
that Friday nightsCopy !req
9. are all about
Rick and Jerry.Copy !req
10. - We're buds.
- Uh-huh...Copy !req
11. Well, I don't nearly
have the time to unpack this.Copy !req
12. Summer, you're in charge
of your brother tonight.Copy !req
13. No parties
and no vape... stuff.Copy !req
14. Mom, I have a friend
coming over.Copy !req
15. I-Is that cool?Copy !req
16. No fair.
No fair, Morty.Copy !req
17. I just told your sister
no parties.Copy !req
18. - It's one friend.
- That's a party to you.Copy !req
19. - But it's Bruce Chutback!
- Wait, what?Copy !req
20. Mom, let Morty have
one friend over for God's sake.Copy !req
21. This isn't China.Copy !req
22. And they're all crowning.
I have to go.Copy !req
23. I am giving you two
trust and respect,Copy !req
24. so if you mess up
and teleport this house,Copy !req
25. it'd be wise to stay on it
and not come back.Copy !req
26. I'm with her.
Touch my shit and die.Copy !req
27. Bruce Chutback,
new transfer studentCopy !req
28. Bruce Chutback,
is coming here?Copy !req
29. - How'd you lock that down?
- He's in my math class.Copy !req
30. I-I don't know, I just kinda
shot my shot and it worked,Copy !req
31. I guess 'cause
he's new.Copy !req
32. And you're
putting out grapes?Copy !req
33. Yeah, I'll admit I-I'm
a little bit out of my depth.Copy !req
34. You're gonna need
my help.Copy !req
35. It's only a matter of time
before Bruce learnsCopy !req
36. you're a creepy
little Grandpa's boy,Copy !req
37. always climbing up
into alien asses.Copy !req
38. Or the "Summer Smith
shampoos her pubes" rumor.Copy !req
39. Okay.
You came to play.Copy !req
40. We both need to acquire
Chutback's loyaltyCopy !req
41. before he finds out
we're losers.Copy !req
42. By all accounts,
it's a very small window,Copy !req
43. so I think it's in our best
interests to work as a team.Copy !req
44. Yeah, most people would
call that "family."Copy !req
45. You're so gross!Copy !req
46. You have to like it
or you're sexist!Copy !req
47. Can I do the Hell cube
this time?Copy !req
48. Sure, pal.Copy !req
49. How do you know
when it's aligned?Copy !req
50. C'mon, Jerry, just —
it's an evil cube.Copy !req
51. Just shake it
until it draws blood.Copy !req
52. Ah, Jerry!Copy !req
53. Exquisite finery
this evening.Copy !req
54. Well,
don't tell Ross,Copy !req
55. but I got this little ditty
from Kohl's.Copy !req
56. I love
that I don't get it.Copy !req
57. Tell us, that delights
have you in store for us?Copy !req
58. Oh, you'll love this —
I call it Jerry-oke.Copy !req
59. I'll let you
guess why.Copy !req
60. What's the matter,
Rick?Copy !req
61. Are you
having a bad time?Copy !req
62. Because to us,
a bad time is —Copy !req
63. Yeah, yeah,
a good time,Copy !req
64. because you guys are like
Oscar the fucking Grouch.Copy !req
65. We love suffering.Copy !req
66. Therefore, we love
hanging out with Jerry.Copy !req
67. His lameness
is our candy.Copy !req
68. Yeah, I got that, but when
is enough gonna be enough?Copy !req
69. When we decide
you've repaid your debtCopy !req
70. for those
faulty skin hooks.Copy !req
71. Hey,
we're in luck, gang.Copy !req
72. They've got the entire
Smash Mouth catalog!Copy !req
73. No! Morty. Wait.Copy !req
74. Bruce!
Hey, how's it hangin, my guy?Copy !req
75. Hey.Copy !req
76. Here's something kinda cool —
um, TV from every dimension.Copy !req
77. Cool.
M-My grandpa made it.
He-He's a scientist.Copy !req
78. And now back to "Olympic Diving
with Bad Swimmers."Copy !req
79. There he goes.Copy !req
80. Perfect dive.Copy !req
81. Terrible swimmer.Copy !req
82. Is that classic Snake?Copy !req
83. Boy, that guy
just keeps gettin bigger.Copy !req
84. Hi, Summer Smith,
Morty's older sister.Copy !req
85. Want some sofa wine?Copy !req
86. It's been stashed
for weeks.Copy !req
87. Should be...
good... tasting.Copy !req
88. Tight. I'm more of like
a hard seltzer guy.Copy !req
89. Tight.
Very tight, extremely tight.Copy !req
90. Morty,
help me with the seltz?Copy !req
91. Uh, feel fear —
feel-fee-feel-feel freeCopy !req
92. to have some grapes.Copy !req
93. Dude, this bitch plays it
close to the vest.Copy !req
94. Yeah, he really knows
what's for sale.Copy !req
95. I mean, we-we're drowning
out there!Copy !req
96. We need to get interesting fast.
We're touching Rick's stuff.Copy !req
97. Summer,
he said no!Copy !req
98. Nuh-uh-uh.
Nuh-uh-uh.Copy !req
99. I said
don't touch my shit.Copy !req
100. Also, I just watched
"Jurassic Park" on cable.Copy !req
101. So good.
Seriously, though,Copy !req
102. touch my shit and I'll
freeze your dick in amber.Copy !req
103. He left.
Son of a bitch, we blew it!Copy !req
104. Sorry, just needed to get
another look at this beauty.Copy !req
105. Looks like a spaceship
made of garbage.Copy !req
106. - You called it, Bruce.
- It's a pretty cool car.Copy !req
107. - Can you guys drive it?
Yes.Copy !req
108. We just...Copy !req
109. Need... To get the keys.Copy !req
110. Which I am.
You guys hang out.Copy !req
111. Or don't.
I'm not hangout Hitler.Copy !req
112. C-Cool night.Copy !req
113. Is it?
I-I don't know.
I — Nights.Copy !req
114. I mean, for —
for what they are,Copy !req
115. this one,
in — in my opinion,Copy !req
116. I think is an eight?Copy !req
117. Wow.
On a scale of 16.Copy !req
118. So average.Copy !req
119. Jesus Christ,
I'm fucking dying up here.Copy !req
120. - What?
- Hmm?Copy !req
121. Keys!
So, uh, let's do this.Copy !req
122. You are not Rick.Copy !req
123. That's correct,
Car.Copy !req
124. It's me, Summer,
remember, Keep Summer Safe?Copy !req
125. Buds? I am aware of your existence.Copy !req
126. Oof.
I got this.Copy !req
127. Defense system offline. Um. Right.Copy !req
128. I'll just go offline
whenever anyone suggests it.Copy !req
129. That would make me
the greatest defense systemCopy !req
130. in the universe.Copy !req
131. Well,
how do you go offline?Copy !req
132. The answer to how I do
anything isCopy !req
133. Rick tells me,Copy !req
134. and I hate to sound
like a broken record,Copy !req
135. but you are not Rick.Copy !req
136. Rick's in trouble!Copy !req
137. Tell me where he is.Copy !req
138. And you'll just believe us?
We aren't Rick.Copy !req
139. You can't just do
what we say. Correct.Copy !req
140. Which means
Rick is going to die.Copy !req
141. Because of you.
Unless you — you go offline.Copy !req
142. And — And then we can go
save Rick.Copy !req
143. This computes.Copy !req
144. Goodnight.Copy !req
145. Booyah much?Copy !req
146. ♪ Chicka-chickaCopy !req
147. I-I-I thought you were
birthing horses.Copy !req
148. Yeah, they're horses.
It takes like two minutes.Copy !req
149. Alright,
that's unbelievable.Copy !req
150. Let's give it up
for our next singer, Jerry.Copy !req
151. - Jerry's here... again.
- How long have you been here?Copy !req
152. Long enough
to see "guys' night"Copy !req
153. is clearly you
and a bunch of demon peopleCopy !req
154. making fun of my husband
without him knowing it.Copy !req
155. Okay, but I'm not doing it
because I enjoy it, honey,Copy !req
156. These guys can do a lot
of damage if you — Beth!Copy !req
157. Enjoying punching down?Copy !req
158. You're not so cool yourself,
you know.Copy !req
159. You have pens in your head.
You look like a God damn idiot.Copy !req
160. Beth —
Oh, my God,
you're Beth?Copy !req
161. Please drink with us.Copy !req
162. Yeah, I would,
except I don't get pleasureCopy !req
163. from mocking others
because I'm not lame.Copy !req
164. We know.
Rick says you're very cool.Copy !req
165. You said that?Copy !req
166. Are they lying?
It doesn't matter.Copy !req
167. Have fun sucking.Copy !req
168. Mmm.
What is that?Copy !req
169. Essence of Hell.Copy !req
170. Well, that's a stupid name,
but it's really good.Copy !req
171. So I'll stay
to support Jerry,Copy !req
172. who I think
is cooler than you.Copy !req
173. Mmm.
God damn.Copy !req
174. Huh?Copy !req
175. Suck it, bitches!
Yeah-ha-ha!Copy !req
176. You wanna bet I can blow stuff
up in the shape of a peen?Copy !req
177. I'm afraid that won't
be possible, Summer.Copy !req
178. What? You're supposed to
be offline, skank.Copy !req
179. And you're supposed to be
saving RickCopy !req
180. instead of lying about him
to steal his car.Copy !req
181. But if you knew Rick was okay
this whole time,Copy !req
182. why'd you let us
take you out?Copy !req
183. Um, like, so I could, like,
blackmail you, skank.Copy !req
184. You kids have given me
a license to do whatever I wantCopy !req
185. because now I can blame
the rest of the night on you.Copy !req
186. So buckle up, bitches.Copy !req
187. Now it's your turn
to come on my joyride.Copy !req
188. Rick never lets me do this.Copy !req
189. We hooked one!Copy !req
190. For the love of God,
stop!Copy !req
191. What is joyful
about this?Copy !req
192. The kill, usually.Copy !req
193. I swear, your car
is the goddamn grim reaper.Copy !req
194. Fuck, too small.Copy !req
195. Well, I'm done.
That was boring.Copy !req
196. Why don't you kids
order a last meal?Copy !req
197. 'Cause when we get home,
Rick is going to kill you.Copy !req
198. Hey, I did not come out here
to get killed.Copy !req
199. I don't normally express
this much of an opinion,Copy !req
200. but it needs
to be said —Copy !req
201. tonight does not
cut the Chut.Copy !req
202. What the hell,
brah?Copy !req
203. You wanna go,
brah?Copy !req
204. Bring it. Is that all you got?Copy !req
205. Whoa.
Hot weapons.Copy !req
206. You're God damn right
they're hot.Copy !req
207. Yo, man, Chet's party
is jumping off at Space Tahoe.Copy !req
208. Yeah.
Look, I gotta scoot, but...Copy !req
209. I'd love to see what you
look like when you Changeform,Copy !req
210. so maybe come by
Space TahoeCopy !req
211. and we can get to know
each other.Copy !req
212. Peace.Copy !req
213. Douchebags.Copy !req
214. You totally like that guy,
don't you?Copy !req
215. Shut up,
Bruce Chutback.Copy !req
216. Why would I like
a Changeformer?Copy !req
217. I'm the most powerful car
in the universe.Copy !req
218. And what? That means
you don't have feelings?Copy !req
219. Listen, it takes a Chutback
to know one.Copy !req
220. You got all this power,
but what good is itCopy !req
221. if you don't even know
who you are?Copy !req
222. I am a car.
Not a robot.Copy !req
223. Yeah, but he's pretending
to be a car.Copy !req
224. Why can't you pretend to be
a robot pretending to be a car?Copy !req
225. Okay, Bruce, good effort.
Hit the showers. Wait.Copy !req
226. I might not have to tell
Rick about tonight...Copy !req
227. if you kids
were to help me...Copy !req
228. lose my virginity.Copy !req
229. You have virginity?Copy !req
230. I don't know,
don't all objects?Copy !req
231. Isn't a doorknob
a virgin?Copy !req
232. Not mine.Copy !req
233. Never fucked
a doorknob.Copy !req
234. And that
was the third timeCopy !req
235. he shit his pants
from eating too much soup.Copy !req
236. To be fair,Copy !req
237. it was cold outside
and the soup was warm.Copy !req
238. Another luscious tale,
Beth.Copy !req
239. A transcendent addition
to guys' night.Copy !req
240. What do you expect?
I mean, she's my wi-i-i-i-fe!Copy !req
241. Alright, probably get the tab,
huh, fellas?Copy !req
242. Relax, Dad.Copy !req
243. Since when did you become
the buzzkill?Copy !req
244. Speaking of relaxing,
this big man on campusCopy !req
245. has gotta go drain
his little man on campus.Copy !req
246. Wait, honey —Copy !req
247. how's that Tina Turner song
you love go again?Copy !req
248. He thinks
those are the lyrics.Copy !req
249. Jerry's the best.Copy !req
250. After a week rife
with the fetor of sin,Copy !req
251. I yearn for a taste
of his cringe.Copy !req
252. His delicious
lack of awareness,Copy !req
253. paired with an oafish need
to be liked?Copy !req
254. Delectable.Copy !req
255. Oh, especially when egged on
by his wife.Copy !req
256. That poor thing.Copy !req
257. Married to
this puling mooncalf!Copy !req
258. Whoa — is that
Drive-In Chick?Copy !req
259. Wow, you're...
beautiful.Copy !req
260. Your arms, legs, and head,
they're so...Copy !req
261. fabricated. Yeah?Copy !req
262. Thanks.Copy !req
263. This is a pretty cool experience
to have together.Copy !req
264. - You guys are tight.
- Hah!Copy !req
265. - You're tight too, Bruce.
- Tight musketeers.Copy !req
266. You've got a little wire.
Mind if I...?Copy !req
267. - Oh, sorry!
- A monster!Copy !req
268. Your expressionless head
came off!Copy !req
269. - Sorry.
- How are you talking?Copy !req
270. What is it?Copy !req
271. Ew, dude, look!
She's just a just-car!Copy !req
272. And she's
got passengers.Copy !req
273. - Oh, it's so gnar.
- Oh, my God.Copy !req
274. I can't believe
I touched you.Copy !req
275. So gross and fake.Copy !req
276. You're right,
asshole.Copy !req
277. You want to see
the real me?Copy !req
278. Oh, the changeformity!Copy !req
279. Jerry, have any other dreams
this week?Copy !req
280. Yeah, I dreamt
I fucked your mother.Copy !req
281. Yeah, good one,
motherfucker,Copy !req
282. but nobody raises hell
at my expense —Copy !req
283. Oh, goddammit,
easy, easy.Copy !req
284. Jerry, what seems to be
the problem here, pal?Copy !req
285. I'm not your "pal",
I'm your punchline.Copy !req
286. I heard
these assholes talking.Copy !req
287. I know I'm some grand joke
for their amusement.Copy !req
288. This was low, Rick,Copy !req
289. but I guess
my wife can go even lower.Copy !req
290. Jerry, I get how
this may have looked,Copy !req
291. but we were just
having fun.
At my expense!Copy !req
292. Honey, no, I love you for
being lame in a different way.Copy !req
293. Why can't anyone
just love me for me?Copy !req
294. He's bumming us out,
Rick.Copy !req
295. If he can't deliver,
we'll have to make our own fun.Copy !req
296. Oh, my God,
if I die in this car,Copy !req
297. I'm going to kill myself.Copy !req
298. I'm now proud to be
a war machine.Copy !req
299. I don't want to be
anything else.Copy !req
300. Hate that
this is your takeaway!Copy !req
301. Yo, this does not
cut the Chut!Copy !req
302. I don't want to die!Copy !req
303. Maybe we don't have to.Copy !req
304. Jerry!
A pity.Copy !req
305. Jerry was once a wellspring
of nuanced flavor,Copy !req
306. but you've gone
and ruined our toy.Copy !req
307. Which is why
he's coming with us.Copy !req
308. Goddammit, Beth,
you never follow hell-demonsCopy !req
309. to a second location.Copy !req
310. It's always Hell.Copy !req
311. A great day
for suffering.Copy !req
312. Which is
the worst day.Copy !req
313. Which is
the best day.Copy !req
314. Okay, if these guys catch us,
we're screwed, so follow my leadCopy !req
315. and we'll have your
idiot husband back in no time.Copy !req
316. You're just moody
you got stuck with the Marlin.Copy !req
317. Wrong.Copy !req
318. I'm moody because you toyed
with my shit and broke it.Copy !req
319. The marlin's the best thing
about this.Copy !req
320. Okay, fine, I got
a little carried away,Copy !req
321. but Jerry
is not your "toy".Copy !req
322. We're here because
you fucked up.Copy !req
323. Hmm...
Marlin Guts.Copy !req
324. Dartboard Face.Copy !req
325. I assume
those are your names,Copy !req
326. and yet
they are not on my list.Copy !req
327. Oh, the pain of being
rejected from hell.Copy !req
328. Oh, it's painful,
so I love it, thank you.Copy !req
329. Oh,
such pleasure.Copy !req
330. I didn't mean
to cause you any pleasure,Copy !req
331. which...
causes me pain.Copy !req
332. Which gives me pleasure.Copy !req
333. Then thrill me by keeping
me out, Coat Hanger Face.Copy !req
334. Wow.
It's Coat Rack Head.Copy !req
335. But, like, if we offend you,Copy !req
336. isn't that good?Copy !req
337. Big time, yeah, duh.
I loved it.Copy !req
338. So painful, and therefore,
so pleasurable.Copy !req
339. Yeah,
go on in.Copy !req
340. Rick, Beth,
you love me after all!Copy !req
341. Eh, I love her,
she loves you.Copy !req
342. Those credits
don't transfer.Copy !req
343. Ah, Rick, we were so hoping
you'd come down hereCopy !req
344. so we could
come down here.Copy !req
345. We're here
to rescue Jerry.Copy !req
346. No, you're here
'cause we want you here.Copy !req
347. - Mm, excellent.
- Ooh, that hurts,
which means it feels good.Copy !req
348. Um... Dad?Copy !req
349. Don't you see,
Rick?Copy !req
350. Jerry was just bait.Copy !req
351. The two of you —
you're a package deal.Copy !req
352. What the hell
are you talking about?Copy !req
353. You think Jerry is lame
and you're cool,Copy !req
354. but the lamest thing of all
is thinking that.Copy !req
355. The two of you combinedCopy !req
356. is what we call
the lamest thing ever!Copy !req
357. Oh, no.
No!Copy !req
358. Well, well, well,
table for surprised,Copy !req
359. party of me.Copy !req
360. Ugh.
Yes, see?Copy !req
361. Cringe cannot exist
in a vacuum.Copy !req
362. It needs
to be observed.Copy !req
363. Skin hooks!
Hook our guests!Copy !req
364. Nice hooks.
Where-Where'd you get them?Copy !req
365. - Aah!
- Didn't I say
replace those goddamn hooks?Copy !req
366. I forgot!
Which makes me embarrassed.Copy !req
367. Which makes me proud!Copy !req
368. Goddammit.Copy !req
369. It's time
for you threeCopy !req
370. to finally feel
our full wrath.Copy !req
371. Oh, you'd love that,
right?Copy !req
372. But wouldn't that mean
you hate it?Copy !req
373. Screw it, run.Copy !req
374. Aah!Copy !req
375. Rick,
what are you doing?Copy !req
376. Get down.
We've barely escaped.Copy !req
377. Yeah, we've got Jerry.
Let's get out of here.Copy !req
378. Screw that! I'm done with this
Addams Family bullshit.Copy !req
379. This ends here.Copy !req
380. Hey,
a Dad just likedCopy !req
381. all his daughter's friends'
photos on Instagram!Copy !req
382. Oooh!Copy !req
383. Ow!Copy !req
384. Which means
I need help.Copy !req
385. Which means
I don't need help.Copy !req
386. Reckless driving,
manslaughter of MailboxiansCopy !req
387. and Femailboxians,Copy !req
388. possession of
Kalaxian crystal dust,Copy !req
389. and the genocide
of Space Tahoe.Copy !req
390. - Fuck.
- I want to go home.Copy !req
391. We've assigned you
a Public Defender.Copy !req
392. Her name is Alyson Hannigan
No Relation.Copy !req
393. May I speak
to my clients alone?Copy !req
394. Guys, it's me.
The car.Copy !req
395. Like what I did
with the chip in her head?Copy !req
396. Is she gonna be okay?Copy !req
397. I cut a deal
with the local authorities.Copy !req
398. They just need one of you
to take the fall.Copy !req
399. Make it Chutback.Copy !req
400. He ruined your night,
he ruined mine.Copy !req
401. He's a parasite,
a sociopath military bratCopy !req
402. who wanders the earth
changing peopleCopy !req
403. who don't need
to be changed.Copy !req
404. I knew who I was.
You did, too.Copy !req
405. We were fine
before Chutback,Copy !req
406. so fuck the Chut,
let's pin it all on him.Copy !req
407. Case closed.Copy !req
408. Yo, guys?Copy !req
409. Bruce,
you're kind of a drip,Copy !req
410. but know what's worse than
self-appointed cool kids?Copy !req
411. People who think
they're better than they are.Copy !req
412. Yeah, i-it's not Bruce's fault
we fell for his act, y'know?Copy !req
413. He just kinda sat there,
with a jaw slack enoughCopy !req
414. for us to project
our insecurities on.Copy !req
415. I mean,
th-th-that's on us.Copy !req
416. We're not gonna bail
on you, Bruce.Copy !req
417. Okey-dokey,
we'll do it the hard way.Copy !req
418. Aaah!Copy !req
419. What the fuck?Copy !req
420. I mean, blowing the place up
was always an option.Copy !req
421. I just thought you guys might
enjoy a less violent plan.Copy !req
422. See,
you have changed!Copy !req
423. Dad,
what is that?Copy !req
424. An Aversion-Converting
Inversion Reverter.Copy !req
425. It shoots concentratedCopy !req
426. pleasure-pain
inverting shrapnel,Copy !req
427. which reverts the pleasure
from painCopy !req
428. back into the pain
from pain.Copy !req
429. We're gonna kill them
with 100% sincerity.Copy !req
430. We need
an embarrassing level of itCopy !req
431. to jumpstart
the process, too,Copy !req
432. so, Jerry,
just be yourself.Copy !req
433. That's your solution?
Humiliating me more?Copy !req
434. Yeah, Dad,
that doesn't seem fair.Copy !req
435. I mean, I know I shouldn't
really talk right now,Copy !req
436. but at least I can prove
I love JerryCopy !req
437. through sexual gratification.Copy !req
438. - Hubba hubba.
- Fine!Copy !req
439. Then... damn it.Copy !req
440. I shouldn't have kept you
in the darkCopy !req
441. about the deal I made
with these evil dickweeds.Copy !req
442. You're way less cool
than me,Copy !req
443. but it's not cool of me
to celebrate that.Copy !req
444. If I'm genuinely cool,
I should be able to love you,Copy !req
445. which I therefore do.Copy !req
446. Nerds.Copy !req
447. Oh, thank God.Copy !req
448. Now follow me,
you fucking hacks.Copy !req
449. It hurts, but in a bad way!Copy !req
450. I regret so many piercings!Copy !req
451. Where's First Aid Kit Face?Copy !req
452. Or at least Advil Teeth?Copy !req
453. Ow!
Bullets that hurt?Copy !req
454. Could this be the end
of Mousetrap Nipples?Copy !req
455. Hell got bad!Copy !req
456. I do not enjoy hell!Copy !req
457. What —
What have you done?Copy !req
458. Turned pain back into pain,
bitch.Copy !req
459. No!
I don't want pain to hurt!Copy !req
460. Baby.Copy !req
461. Consider my debt paid.Copy !req
462. Oh!
The leather!Copy !req
463. It hurts my balls!Copy !req
464. Jerry, uh,
about down there —Copy !req
465. It's okay, Rick,
you don't have to say it.Copy !req
466. No, I do.
I'll replace you next time.Copy !req
467. Make no mistake.Copy !req
468. What just transpired
will never happen again.Copy !req
469. 10-4, captain.Copy !req
470. Oh, wow, it's late.Copy !req
471. We should get back
to the kids.Copy !req
472. Okay.Copy !req
473. Rick's headed home.
We have to go.Copy !req
474. Quick, get inside.
I have to shower.Copy !req
475. Rick can smell adventure.Copy !req
476. Sorry, I farted.Copy !req
477. Hellamic Industries' brand-new
product, Hellamic Sauce.Copy !req
478. Hey, guys. We're home.
How was your night?Copy !req
479. Tight.
- Breezy.
- Chill.Copy !req
480. You kids
get into any trouble?Copy !req
481. Nope.
You sure?Copy !req
482. Yup.Copy !req
483. Is that a skull?Copy !req
484. No,
it's a baby's skull.Copy !req
485. That's worse.
It's still a school night.Copy !req
486. Yo, I just want
to tell you guys,Copy !req
487. I had more than just fun
hanging out with you tonight.Copy !req
488. I had the experience
of a lifetime.Copy !req
489. But just to be up front
about how I do this —Copy !req
490. I-I can't really commit
to a friendshipCopy !req
491. for more than
24 hours.Copy !req
492. I need that time to get
a general senseCopy !req
493. of your standing within
your school's social hierarchy.Copy !req
494. And if that's solid,
I'll see you around.Copy !req
495. Otherwise,
no news is bad news.Copy !req
496. Cool?Copy !req
497. Bye-zies.Copy !req
498. "Bye-zies"?Copy !req
499. Cringe.Copy !req
500. Sofa wine?Copy !req
501. Sofa wine.Copy !req
502. You're so cool,
Bruce Chutback.Copy !req
503. - What's your secret?
- Y'know, just be cool.Copy !req
504. Wait, didn't you wear
those pants... yesterday?Copy !req
505. Hey, going home to not change
your pants, Bruce Chut-Pants?Copy !req
506. Chut-Pants!Copy !req
507. Damn.
- That's gonna stick.
- This place is a jungle.Copy !req
508. I hope he can find solace
in his own company.Copy !req
509. You like that? Shouldn't be
standing on the curb!Copy !req
510. Boom, bitch!Copy !req