1. Mom! We're gonna
miss the movie!Copy !req
2. - No, we're not.
- Okay, but we've
been here for hours.Copy !req
3. I-I don't want to hang out
at the stupid horse hospital.Copy !req
4. This stupid horse hospital
puts dinner on your table.Copy !req
5. It wouldn't kill you
to take an interest.Copy !req
6. W-What's this thing?
I-In the middle of the room?Copy !req
7. With — With the hole
in the end?Copy !req
8. That's a breeding mount.
The nurses use it to collect...Copy !req
9. reproductive material.Copy !req
10. Okay, let's go see this
latest piece of Marvel shitCopy !req
11. you kids are jizzing over.Copy !req
12. Yeah.
A-About time.Copy !req
13. So, d-does your hospital
ever need, like,Copy !req
14. after-school
volunteers?Copy !req
15. Wow. Who are you and
where did you put my son?Copy !req
16. Ha! No, no. Seriously.Copy !req
17. I-I'm very interested
in — in your work.Copy !req
18. Morty, you dirty little doggy.Copy !req
19. Ugh! Come on!Copy !req
20. Hey, Rick.Copy !req
21. Oh, hey, kiddo.
How's your Saturday?Copy !req
22. You know, super chill.
W-W-Whatcha doin'?Copy !req
23. Eh, nothing adventurous.Copy !req
24. You know that race of
Underground Dwelling CannibalCopy !req
25. Horse People that
we're always fighting?Copy !req
26. Yeah, the CHUDs.
W-W-What about 'em?Copy !req
27. Well, don't tell anybody,
but I'm working onCopy !req
28. a bioweapon
to use against them,Copy !req
29. so I got this barrel of horse
semen from your mom's hospitalCopy !req
30. and I'm just gonna,
you know,Copy !req
31. subject it to
some otherworldly forces.Copy !req
32. Guess I should test it,
make sure it's —Copy !req
33. - Make sure it's what?
- Horse semen, obviously.Copy !req
34. Okay, but it says it is
right on the barrel!Copy !req
35. You're not being
very scientific, Morty.Copy !req
36. Measure twice, cut once.
Especially with semen.Copy !req
37. Did you even ask Mom
if you could have this?Copy !req
38. Morty, if I wanted
to steal horse semen, I'd —Copy !req
39. Yes, I asked her.
What is at stake for you here?Copy !req
40. - Why don't you trust labels?
- All right! Fine!
I won't test it!Copy !req
41. God damn. Your generation really
picks random hills to die on.Copy !req
42. Don't get too close.Copy !req
43. I'm running an inhuman amount
of power through this semen.Copy !req
44. Should be safe, though,
since the semen itself is,Copy !req
45. you know, also inhuman.
Here we go.Copy !req
46. W-What happened?Copy !req
47. The sperm, Morty!Copy !req
48. They're super monster sperm now!
I blame myself.Copy !req
49. Unless there was something
about the sperm I didn't know.Copy !req
50. Are you — Are you saying
that to mess with me?Copy !req
51. What?
Mess with you how?Copy !req
52. Like, trying to get me
to say something?Copy !req
53. Morty, I have no idea
what you're talking about!Copy !req
54. For real?
Yes!Copy !req
55. Okay. Good.
Then — Then it's your fault!Copy !req
56. Dad, what the hell
is going on?Copy !req
57. Beth, sweetheart,
Can you give me a minute?Copy !req
58. I'm trying to steer around
the bodies of our neighbors.Copy !req
59. Oh, that felt like Gene.Copy !req
60. - That's on you, Beth.
- Dad, I swear—Copy !req
61. Mom, it's — it's not
Rick's fault, it's —Copy !req
62. Space Sperm.
What?Copy !req
63. Yeah.
Space Sperm.Copy !req
64. I-I've seen em' before,
but n-n-never like this.Copy !req
65. Space Sperm?Copy !req
66. Sperm from Space?Copy !req
67. Very impressive verbal
forensic work, Jerry.Copy !req
68. Holy shit.
How big are space dicks?Copy !req
69. Don't answer that!
Damn, they must be huge.Copy !req
70. Oh!Copy !req
71. Oh, shit,
oh, shit, shit.Copy !req
72. Mr. Sanchez!Copy !req
73. The President is very eager
to speak with you!Copy !req
74. Morty, look,
you gotta do me a solid here.Copy !req
75. Y-you want me to keep the secret
of where these things came from?Copy !req
76. Yes, technically, it's a lie,
but I messed up,Copy !req
77. and I'm embarrassed 'cause it's,
you know, science.Copy !req
78. No problem.
I got your back, dawg.Copy !req
79. Really? Okay. Cool.
And thanks, Morty.Copy !req
80. I thought that'd be
a harder sell.Copy !req
81. Y-You did a shameful thing.Copy !req
82. Dwelling on it isn't gonna
help, you know, am I right?Copy !req
83. Sometimes you just gotta
wipe it off,Copy !req
84. toss it in the trash,
and head back to study hall.Copy !req
85. Uh, not getting the metaphor
but I'll take your hall pass.Copy !req
86. Sanchez!
Get the hell in here!Copy !req
87. Space Sperm?Copy !req
88. Jesus, how big
- are space dicks?
- Same page club.Copy !req
89. Well, Mr. President,
the theory of Cosmic DNACopy !req
90. has been around for decades —
Chupacabras, Yeti,Copy !req
91. Stonehenge, Ancient Rome.Copy !req
92. Are these all myths,
monsters, legends,Copy !req
93. or different names
for sperm from outer space?Copy !req
94. I'll tell you what I think,
Sanchez.Copy !req
95. I think either
you caused this mess,Copy !req
96. or it's those godforsaken Horse
People that dwell underground.Copy !req
97. —CHUDs.
- CHUDs.
- That's them.Copy !req
98. Ugh, if they're behind this,
so help me, God.Copy !req
99. Morty, you've always been
a straight shooter.Copy !req
100. You can't prove that!
Wait, what?Copy !req
101. - Oh — oh. Right.
- I can protect you,
little man.Copy !req
102. Blow that whistle.
Toot, toot.Copy !req
103. Is this
your grandpa's fault?Copy !req
104. Here's what I know, sir.Copy !req
105. This is the greatest country
on Earth.Copy !req
106. It invented apple pies
and lasers.Copy !req
107. - Mm. Keep talking.
- And that sperm...Copy !req
108. We don't know
nothin' about it.Copy !req
109. Then the CHUDs
just got themselves a war.Copy !req
110. And you just dodged
a personal drone strike.Copy !req
111. Hello! Hello.
Sorry, I'm late.Copy !req
112. This is Professor Shabooboo, the
world's leading expert on sperm.Copy !req
113. Thanks for getting here
- so fast.
- My schedule was wide open.Copy !req
114. I have been tracking
our new sperm friends
since their arrival,Copy !req
115. a-and if my calculations
are correct,Copy !req
116. they have gathered here.Copy !req
117. Why would the sperm
go to the Grand Canyon?Copy !req
118. Why are you looking at me
like the answer is obvious?Copy !req
119. Oh, you can't be serious.
Are we in middle school?Copy !req
120. You think sperm
are instinctivelyCopy !req
121. heading for America's —Don't high-road us, lady.Copy !req
122. It's where they went.Copy !req
123. Now, how do we deal
with these...Copy !req
124. "Orgasogoblins"?
No takers?Copy !req
125. Okay. These...
"Cumplestiltskins?"Copy !req
126. No? Dumb?
These, uh, "Skeet Boogins?"Copy !req
127. Oh, yeah, yeah,
Skeet Boogins.Copy !req
128. Really?
Skeet Boogins?Copy !req
129. We'll use it as a placeholder
and beat it later.Copy !req
130. Mr. President, I-if I may?Copy !req
131. Luckily, I was able
to secure a specimen.Copy !req
132. Now, obviously our first steps
will be to analyze its DNACopy !req
133. and figure out what
these beautiful creat—Copy !req
134. - Oh, why?
- It-it had a gun!Copy !req
135. Are you out of your mind
bringing an armed sperm in here?Copy !req
136. But they can't hold guns!Copy !req
137. The boy literally
never lies!Copy !req
138. Look, if you want
these things gone,Copy !req
139. give Rick and me a plane
and some nukes.Copy !req
140. We'll wipe 'em out
and leave no trace of them.Copy !req
141. Only one way
to deal with it.Copy !req
142. He's right.
I'm a scientist.Copy !req
143. Fair enough.
Blow 'em to hell.Copy !req
144. What are people gonna do,Copy !req
145. complain we made
the canyon grander?Copy !req
146. Jerry, we're being bad parents.
Do something!Copy !req
147. I-is this water
for everyone?Copy !req
148. - Yes, and I'd love a glass.
- Comin' up!Copy !req
149. What are you doing?Copy !req
150. And, Rick, to make sure
you don't screw anything up,Copy !req
151. I'm sending
my best men with you.Copy !req
152. - And women.
- It's a fine suggestion,Copy !req
153. but I doubt their leader
will be a sexy queenCopy !req
154. that needs to be kickboxed.Copy !req
155. 100% male Marines!Copy !req
156. They say cutting
a sperm's throat is likeCopy !req
157. running a warm knife
through butter.Copy !req
158. I'm gonna make these things
pregnant... with death!Copy !req
159. - No fear!
- No humility!Copy !req
160. Zero chance of consequences!Copy !req
161. Hey, gentlemen's bet — which
of these background MarinesCopy !req
162. you think will last
the longest?Copy !req
163. I'm not betting on
human lives, Rick.Copy !req
164. All of these people
are gonna survive,Copy !req
165. but obviously that guy
the longest.Copy !req
166. Yeah, he's my pick, too.
What's his name?Copy !req
167. Blazen? Pretty cool.Copy !req
168. Yeah. He's, like, meditating
through turbulence.Copy !req
169. Psh. I bet if
something fell,Copy !req
170. he'd like, catch it
without opening his eyes.Copy !req
171. Totally.
Should we throw
something at him?Copy !req
172. I-I got a pencil somewhere.Copy !req
173. Who-who's shooting at us?Copy !req
174. Oh, wow, that's unexpected.Copy !req
175. The sperm made a catapult?Copy !req
176. A-A-Are they getting
smarter?Copy !req
177. No, you're getting dumber
because that's a trebuchet.Copy !req
178. Nobody knows
the difference!Copy !req
179. They're reloading
that textbook trebuchet!Copy !req
180. - Time to fly!
- Aaaaaah!Copy !req
181. Oh!Copy !req
182. We gotta keep moving.Copy !req
183. - So cool.
- Not even a scratch.Copy !req
184. Okay, girls, and I mean
that derogatorily.Copy !req
185. We just took a fat "L,"
and what we need is a fat "P."Copy !req
186. A plan.Copy !req
187. I take the lead here.
You two watch the flanks.Copy !req
188. Blazen, bring up the— Hey!Copy !req
189. Please, one person
draws the plan!Copy !req
190. Skeeters!Copy !req
191. - Jipers!
- Ropers!Copy !req
192. I'm sorry, but what the hell
are we calling them?Copy !req
193. Agh! Oof.Copy !req
194. Fine. I'm dying,
so I get to pick the name.Copy !req
195. Crispy Cremes with a "C"!Copy !req
196. Whoa!Copy !req
197. Whoa. E-Easy there, little guy.
It's okay.Copy !req
198. I-I-It's okay.Copy !req
199. Do you... recognize me?Copy !req
200. Do you know you
came from me?Copy !req
201. I'm Morty.Copy !req
202. I'll call ya "Sticky,"Copy !req
203. 'c-'cause you're sticky
and — and you're stuck.Copy !req
204. Oh.Copy !req
205. Step aside, Morty.Copy !req
206. It's okay.
Y-You don't gotta do this.Copy !req
207. It's haploid genetic code,
Morty,Copy !req
208. a biological
fertilizing machine.Copy !req
209. W-What's gotten into you?Copy !req
210. Rick, let him go.Copy !req
211. Ugh.Copy !req
212. Morty, don't fuck
with me.Copy !req
213. What the hell's
going on with you?Copy !req
214. I think I know exactly
what's going on here.Copy !req
215. Kidding.
This shit is totally random.Copy !req
216. - Let's keep moving.
- W-Which way?Copy !req
217. When one sense is bound,
the others are released.Copy !req
218. Holy shit.
He — He can smell caves?Copy !req
219. I'm not trying
to smell anything.Copy !req
220. The whole planet's
a dorm room trash can.Copy !req
221. Sir, Rick Sanchez
has gone dark.Copy !req
222. I knew we couldn't
rely on him!Copy !req
223. Well, maybe the pilot
got too hornyCopy !req
224. as they approached
America's Vagina.Copy !req
225. If you're gonna hang out
in my war room,Copy !req
226. you can't just
make snarky comments.Copy !req
227. At least do something useful,
like Jerry.Copy !req
228. Right to the top,
just the way you like it.Copy !req
229. Here's our situation.Copy !req
230. Rick's gone,
and so are all our nukes.Copy !req
231. Now what?Copy !req
232. - None of you have an idea?
- I do.Copy !req
233. That's right, me —
the girl.Copy !req
234. Gentlemen,
what do sperm want?Copy !req
235. The same thing as a lumberjack
in the morningCopy !req
236. or a fox at night.Copy !req
237. - Pants!
- Eggs.Copy !req
238. - Pancakes!
- Eggs.Copy !req
239. You want to control giant sperm,
you need a giant egg.Copy !req
240. W-W-Wait a minute.
Wait — wait a minute.Copy !req
241. Sperm are hunters.
And what do sperm hunt?Copy !req
242. Eggs.
Exactly.Copy !req
243. And what would happen
if we enlarged one?Copy !req
244. They'll head right for it!
Get MIT on the phone.Copy !req
245. And get this guy
a Nobel Prize.Copy !req
246. You became a woman today.Copy !req
247. So, Blazen, you got kids?Copy !req
248. The battlefield is
my family.Copy !req
249. - So cool.
- Wicked badass.Copy !req
250. Go.
I'll hold 'em off.Copy !req
251. Blazen, you don't
have to do this.Copy !req
252. Shh.
It is my destiny.Copy !req
253. He's right, Morty.
It's the price of being Blazen.Copy !req
254. Let him do his thing.Copy !req
255. Blood for blood.Copy !req
256. Cream for cream.Copy !req
257. Oh, no.
I can't reach that!Copy !req
258. Idiot!Copy !req
259. What?
They're comfortable!Copy !req
260. You should try them!Copy !req
261. Eh, ah! Ohhhh.Copy !req
262. That'll do it.
I'm worm food.Copy !req
263. Morty, find my wife.Copy !req
264. Tell her I wasn't
wearing her thong.Copy !req
265. That's a photocopy
of "Sports Illustrated"Copy !req
266. swimsuit model
Kathy Ireland.Copy !req
267. It's — it's my wife.
We have sex.Copy !req
268. Here, hold that picture up so
we can have sex one last time.Copy !req
269. I-I know how to
suck myself.Copy !req
270. What?Copy !req
271. Ugh, I was so wrong
about this guy.Copy !req
272. He didn't even
buy us any time.Copy !req
273. Morty, get ready
for some fireworks.Copy !req
274. Ugh!Copy !req
275. - Uh-oh.
- Oh, gross!Copy !req
276. This is the first time I've ever
regretted being taken alive.Copy !req
277. Wait, who the fuck
is that?Copy !req
278. Silence in the presence
of me.Copy !req
279. I am The Sperm Queen,Copy !req
280. and you are of
special interest to me.Copy !req
281. Hey, what the fuck are you
doing with my stuff?Copy !req
282. A-And why do you have
the horse jerkoff machineCopy !req
283. from my daughter's hospital?Copy !req
284. We need it
to create our army.Copy !req
285. Well, you need more than that,
dummy. You need a horse.Copy !req
286. Oh but our stallion
is already here.Copy !req
287. Isn't that right, Morty?Copy !req
288. Or shall I say...
Father?Copy !req
289. Morty, you nasty, lying,
little world-ending pervert.Copy !req
290. I-I-I'm sorry.Copy !req
291. - What was it like?
- Fantastic!Copy !req
292. Rick, I'm sorry!Copy !req
293. I-I just thought maybe
I could have repeated sexCopy !req
294. with a horse machine
without it becoming Armageddon.Copy !req
295. I-I realize that's on me.Copy !req
296. Yeah, not exactly
accepting apologiesCopy !req
297. while I'm stuck here
as Handjob Solo.Copy !req
298. This is all your fault
for being ashamed of us, Morty.Copy !req
299. How many millions went
to their graves for you,Copy !req
300. hurling themselves
into the void,Copy !req
301. only to discover
a grody sockCopy !req
302. or a carefully folded
landing strip of toilet paper?Copy !req
303. How do you know all this?Copy !req
304. Oh, honey, because we're
the very essence of you.Copy !req
305. We are
your shame incarnate.Copy !req
306. And once we're through
with you,Copy !req
307. our sperm army
will take over the world!Copy !req
308. Put him on the machine!Copy !req
309. - Rick, do something!
- On it.Copy !req
310. - Wh-what did you do?
- I got out of your eyeline.Copy !req
311. Oh, no. Oh! Oh!Copy !req
312. Yes!
The end is near!Copy !req
313. Any last words?Copy !req
314. Ohhh!Copy !req
315. Sticky!
Gross.Copy !req
316. I know you're not a wordsmith,
Morty, but —Copy !req
317. No, no, no, my-my sperm friend
is here!Copy !req
318. Ugh, never give 'em
a name.Copy !req
319. Fools!
You can't beat me!Copy !req
320. You didn't bring a woman
that can kickbox!Copy !req
321. Is that all you got?Copy !req
322. Damn, that's some quintessential
underdog shit.Copy !req
323. Kill them!Copy !req
324. Yeah! Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
325. I-I should've told you
the truth, Rick.Copy !req
326. Let's save the world first.Copy !req
327. Now, reset those nukes,
and let's turn this canyonCopy !req
328. into a can't-yon.Copy !req
329. There usually earthquakes
in Arizona?Copy !req
330. They're heading for Vegas,Copy !req
331. which does track on many levels,
but why now?Copy !req
332. What the?Copy !req
333. Let's hear it
for Professor ShaboobooCopy !req
334. - and his brilliant egg.
- Um, hello?Copy !req
335. Aren't you
- forgetting someone?
- Oh, good point.Copy !req
336. Big thanks to the cast
of Cirque Du Soleil's "Zumanity"Copy !req
337. for the impressive
and erotic routine.Copy !req
338. Mr. President,
Rick Sanchez is on the line.Copy !req
339. Good.
Put that asshole on speaker.Copy !req
340. Well, well, well.Copy !req
341. No thanks to you,
we're luring the spermCopy !req
342. with a giant human egg,
even though,Copy !req
343. symbolically speaking,
Vegas should be enough.Copy !req
344. A human egg?Copy !req
345. Where-where-where
did you get it?Copy !req
346. Glad you asked.
It's your granddaughter's,Copy !req
347. so at least you contributed
something to this.Copy !req
348. Mister President!
It's Morty!Copy !req
349. It's my sperm!
I-It's all mine!Copy !req
350. What? I'm a dirty little
perverted maniac.Copy !req
351. I spent a week pleasuring myself
with animal equipment,Copy !req
352. and my sperm got turned
into monsters on accidentCopy !req
353. because I kept lying about it
because I was ashamed!Copy !req
354. You should be!Copy !req
355. My God, man,
we were all 14 onceCopy !req
356. but it's called
self-control.Copy !req
357. Don't let them reach my
sister's egg, Mr. President!Copy !req
358. You'll be making a giant —Copy !req
359. Incest baby.Copy !req
360. What?
Who told you that?Copy !req
361. What?
I-I was finishing his sentence.Copy !req
362. Oh. Right.
Come with us.Copy !req
363. The sperm is Morty's!Copy !req
364. We're about to make
a giant incest baby!Copy !req
365. Aw, well, now we're all
in our darkest hour.Copy !req
366. Launch the egg!
Launch it now!Copy !req
367. B-But that'll take
- 30 minutes.
- What? Why?Copy !req
368. That's how long
every space launch takes!Copy !req
369. No one realizes because
they only show youCopy !req
370. the last 10 seconds!Copy !req
371. Uh, uh, help me out here.Copy !req
372. Hey, it was your idea,
right?Copy !req
373. Okay, okay, n-no need to panic,
everyone.Copy !req
374. I have a simple solution.Copy !req
375. See you all in hell!Copy !req
376. I don't see how
that's going to help.Copy !req
377. Form a perimeter!
Protect that egg at all costs!Copy !req
378. I always knew your hormones
would cause a world warCopy !req
379. between humans
and Cannibalistic Horse People.Copy !req
380. I just didn't know
it would be like this.Copy !req
381. I can't change my nature.Copy !req
382. What are you, a scorpion
in a Navajo fable?Copy !req
383. Everyone can change
their nature, Morty.Copy !req
384. It's what defines
our species.Copy !req
385. Look at Iron Man.Copy !req
386. That actor was an animal
in the '90s,Copy !req
387. literally waking up
in bushes.Copy !req
388. His agent had to catch him
- with a butterfly net.
- Silence!Copy !req
389. Rick Sanchez,
you know why you're here.Copy !req
390. Yeah, it was
my grandson's fault.Copy !req
391. You slept
- with my daughter!
- I did?Copy !req
392. Oh, shit, I did.Copy !req
393. Forgive me,
Your CHUDness.Copy !req
394. I'm a changed man
starting now.Copy !req
395. You come to the Kingdom of CHUDs
for forgiveness?Copy !req
396. CHUDs don't forgive humans.Copy !req
397. CHUDs eat humans!Copy !req
398. This is out there,
even for us.Copy !req
399. They can hear you, Morty.Copy !req
400. Boil him up!
Yum, yum!Copy !req
401. Spice him right!
Oh, boy!Copy !req
402. Eat the flesh!
Yum, yum!Copy !req
403. Not the bones!
Oh, no!Copy !req
404. Belly ache!
Ouch, Ouch!Copy !req
405. Father!
Stop this at once!Copy !req
406. - Princess Poñeta!
- You can't kill Rícko!Copy !req
407. I — I love him!Copy !req
408. Right! I-I love you, too,
Princess Poñeta.Copy !req
409. This love is forbidden.Copy !req
410. My daughter,
you are a CHUD.Copy !req
411. Rick is a human
and age-inappropriate.Copy !req
412. Then you leave me
no choice.Copy !req
413. By the 17th Article
of the CHUD-stitution,Copy !req
414. I offer Rícko Sanchez
horsemunityCopy !req
415. and demand a equestri-truce
between all CHUDs and humans!Copy !req
416. On what grounds?Copy !req
417. On the grounds that Rícko
is the father of my child.Copy !req
418. I have an heir.Copy !req
419. I have a substance-abuse
problem.Copy !req
420. The Prophecy has come true!Copy !req
421. Also, did someone drop
a scroll?Copy !req
422. Here we go. Over here.
Sorry.Copy !req
423. Where did you get
all that?Copy !req
424. - It's Vegas.
- Sir!Copy !req
425. The Strip has been evacuated,
but I'm worriedCopy !req
426. we won't be able
to hold the perimeter.Copy !req
427. Then deputize
Las Vegas regulars.Copy !req
428. Everyone's a patriot today.Copy !req
429. Even me!Copy !req
430. Take three steps back,
Amazing Johnathan.Copy !req
431. Men and their guns.
Metaphorical and not.Copy !req
432. Tell me about it.Copy !req
433. Get ready, boys!
The last thing this world needsCopy !req
434. is a giant incest baby.Copy !req
435. - Oorah! Here they come!
- Nice!Copy !req
436. Do not let a single sperm
get through to that egg!Copy !req
437. Um, should we be concerned
about that scary bomb-laden one?Copy !req
438. Honey, let the men
handle this.Copy !req
439. I think we know
a thing or two about —Copy !req
440. Ugh! Ready for
all the responsibilityCopy !req
441. with none of the credit?Copy !req
442. Let's Nancy Reagan
this bitch.Copy !req
443. Ah!Copy !req
444. Dammit!
We can't stop them.Copy !req
445. We don't have the manpower!Copy !req
446. What about horsepower?Copy !req
447. Sweet Lady Liberty.Copy !req
448. That sonofamare Rick has endedCopy !req
449. our centuries-long war
with the CHUDs.Copy !req
450. - We made peace with the CHUDs!
- The CHUDs are our buds!Copy !req
451. Rícko! The hoofless —
they need us!Copy !req
452. Let's do this.Copy !req
453. CHUDily dudily, ho, ho, ho!Copy !req
454. Mom, I promise to use condoms,
even when it's butt stuff.Copy !req
455. Okay, we have a lot
to talk about tonight.Copy !req
456. Is this your heart?Copy !req
457. It's a play on,
"Is this your card?"Copy !req
458. You don't have a heart,Copy !req
459. uh, but this is probably
some kind of organelle,Copy !req
460. in charge of pumping
endoplasmic reticulumCopy !req
461. throughout your membrane
and therefore,Copy !req
462. relative to you,
functions as a heart.Copy !req
463. So, I ask you again,
is this your heart?Copy !req
464. Morty, look!Copy !req
465. I won't just be thrown away,
Rick!Copy !req
466. The egg is mine!Copy !req
467. Sticky!
It's all you, bud!Copy !req
468. Noooo!Copy !req
469. Sticky!Copy !req
470. Fuck!Copy !req
471. - We got a heartbeat.
- Screw that!Copy !req
472. That's a human life,
and this is an election cycle.Copy !req
473. - You have to do something!
- Nope.Copy !req
474. It's space's problem now.Copy !req
475. Oh, this sucks.Copy !req
476. You're "Sports Illustrated"'s
Kathy Ireland.Copy !req
477. You were with my husband,
Blazen, when he died.Copy !req
478. Please tell me...
was he wearing my thong?Copy !req
479. He probably told you
not to tell me.Copy !req
480. He was ashamed of it,
but he didn't need to be.Copy !req
481. I hope he was wearing it.Copy !req
482. Always be honest.Copy !req
483. Sometimes it will
hurt people.Copy !req
484. Sometimes it will help.
But always be honest.Copy !req
485. Huh. Yeah, yeah,
he — he was wearing it.Copy !req
486. Ew!
That gross animal pig!Copy !req
487. So, trying to boil this
all down,Copy !req
488. I-I want to say
it's import—Copy !req
489. Shut up, Morty,
I got my own epilogue.Copy !req
490. Oh, Rícko,
I love you.Copy !req
491. Prove it.Copy !req
492. Oh, I love kissing those
big ol' horse teeth.Copy !req
493. It's like lickin' tile.Copy !req
494. Oh!
I swear...Copy !req
495. it's time someone made
an honest man out of me.Copy !req
496. Whatever you need,
the whole nine yards,Copy !req
497. you got it.Copy !req
498. The thing is, Rícko...
it's time.Copy !req
499. Oh, shit, oh, shit.
It's time!Copy !req
500. Oh, my God,
it's wonderful.Copy !req
501. Oh, wow. So we don't have to,
you know, r-raise it?Copy !req
502. Nah. They're ready to go
right out of the box.Copy !req
503. Cool, cool.
So... bye?Copy !req
504. Yep.
Take care of yourself, Rick.Copy !req
505. Yep. Same.Copy !req
506. That was easy.Copy !req
507. Houston, permission to open
the starboard panel.Copy !req
508. Permission granted.Copy !req
509. Firing breach now.Copy !req
510. Explorer, our readouts
show a pressure spike.Copy !req
511. Everything alright?Copy !req
512. Honestly, sometimes
staring back at EarthCopy !req
513. makes me think about
the people I left behind —Copy !req
514. my wife, the son she had
to anchor me there.Copy !req
515. I tried to be a parent,
I really did,Copy !req
516. but I've come to find I'm only
suited to be a spaceman.Copy !req
517. The nicest part
of being up hereCopy !req
518. is there are no reminders
of the guiltCopy !req
519. I sometimes feel about
abandoning my family.Copy !req
520. Sorry, Houston,
I thought I heard something.Copy !req
521. Negative on our end.Copy !req
522. No, wait,
there's something bigCopy !req
523. - and it's coming right at you!
- Goo, goo, gah, gah.Copy !req
524. Dear God.
No! You can't be real!Copy !req
525. Explorer, what is it?
What the hell do you see?Copy !req
526. My conscience.Copy !req
527. - Explorer! Explorer!
- Aaah!Copy !req
528. - Are you there?
- Aaaaaah!Copy !req
529. Geez.
- Not gonna miss that guy.
- Aaaaah!Copy !req
530. Right? So dramatic.Copy !req
531. Did you get any of that?Copy !req