1. Ahh, I love that new
T-shirt smell.Copy !req
2. Chicks are gonna be up
all up in our bizCopy !req
3. when they see us wearing these
Rick and Morty custom tees.Copy !req
4. I bet we could
sell these.Copy !req
5. Hells yeah.
I fuckin' love merch!Copy !req
6. Aah!Copy !req
7. - The rain! It — It burns!
- Oh, shit.Copy !req
8. Quick, Morty,
protect the shirts!Copy !req
9. The door!
Open the door!Copy !req
10. Rick!
Is it —Copy !req
11. Morty,
will ya stop tryna—Copy !req
12. Okay, there, it's open.Copy !req
13. - Jesus.
- My skin is on fire.Copy !req
14. W-Why is the rain
doing that?Copy !req
15. My acid rain will destroyCopy !req
16. all things green and natural
or my name isn't Diesel Weasel.Copy !req
17. Huh. Well, that guy's
easy to please.Copy !req
18. Your acid rain is
an acid pain...Copy !req
19. in the butt, Diesel Weasel!Copy !req
20. Yikes.
Wow.Copy !req
21. Who's the chick in need
of a dialogue pass?Copy !req
22. First order of business
is to clean up this acid rainCopy !req
23. with a little wind!Copy !req
24. Yoww!Copy !req
25. Ow! Ow, my leg!Copy !req
26. Wow.Copy !req
27. And now an elemental punch
that's too hot to handle!Copy !req
28. Wa-kah!Copy !req
29. Oh, wow.Copy !req
30. Curse you, Planetina!Copy !req
31. I'll get you next slime!Copy !req
32. There's only one solution
for Earth's pollution — you!Copy !req
33. - Wow.
- Morty, if you say "wow"Copy !req
34. one more time,
I swear to fucking God...Copy !req
35. Are you crazy, Rick?
She's right there!Copy !req
36. Yeah, get that aluminum, Morty.
It's 8% of the Earth.Copy !req
37. We'll need every atom.Copy !req
38. Thanks!
Every litter-bit helps!Copy !req
39. Your problem!Copy !req
40. Excuse me?
S-Sorry.Copy !req
41. I-I-I wanted to say,
"N-No problem, you're welcome,"Copy !req
42. a-a-and it came out
"your problem."Copy !req
43. I-I'm an idiot. Sorry.Copy !req
44. You're not an idiot.
You recycled.Copy !req
45. - I-I'm Morty.
- Nice to meet you, Morty.Copy !req
46. I'm Planetina, and I hope you
have a wonderful day.Copy !req
47. Hey!Copy !req
48. The fuck we doin' here?Copy !req
49. Uhh, y-y-you
like soft serve?Copy !req
50. There's a shop
around the bend.Copy !req
51. Oh, I don't eat
ice cream.Copy !req
52. Veal is a product of
the dairy industry.Copy !req
53. Oh, that's not good.Copy !req
54. No, it is not.Copy !req
55. Oh, my God!
Come on! Let's go!Copy !req
56. I know a place that serves
cruelty-free doughnuts.Copy !req
57. If you'd like, I could
fly you and your friend thereCopy !req
58. easy-peasy, lemon-squeezy.Copy !req
59. Okay, I-I-I'll ask him.Copy !req
60. He — He said he can't come.
Let's go!Copy !req
61. What the fuck
was that shit?Copy !req
62. The Earth is in danger!Copy !req
63. Pollution and waste
are ruining our planet.Copy !req
64. Mother Nature has enlisted
the help of four young adultsCopy !req
65. from each major ethnicity —
and when things look bad,Copy !req
66. and I mean really bad —
they combine the powersCopy !req
67. of their elemental rings
to create me!Copy !req
68. Planetina,
conservationist super person!Copy !req
69. There's only one solution...Copy !req
70. for Earth's pollution — you!Copy !req
71. P-Pretty cool, huh?Copy !req
72. I-I can't believe I actually
hung out with Planetina.Copy !req
73. How old is this woman?
She looks very mature.Copy !req
74. She's a sentient amalgam
of natural elements,Copy !req
75. so I don't believe age
applies to her.Copy !req
76. Great. Taylor Murphy dumps me
the day before hisCopy !req
77. hella-big pool party
and my little brother'sCopy !req
78. dating a phase four
super hero.Copy !req
79. Just shoot me in the fucking
head until I die.Copy !req
80. Hey, hey, none of that,
Summerfest.Copy !req
81. Look what you're doing to your
sister, you piece of shit.Copy !req
82. Is it weird that she hasn't
texted me yet?Copy !req
83. - Yes.
- No.Copy !req
84. What if I told you that
your Grandpa Rick'sCopy !req
85. got something up his sleeve
that's so Rick-diculousCopy !req
86. that it's gonna make you
forget all aboutCopy !req
87. that stupid asshole
that dumped you?Copy !req
88. Hey, my egg plate!Copy !req
89. Morglutz, Slartivart,
and Ferkus 9 —Copy !req
90. three planets are all ending
in a delayed successionCopy !req
91. of cataclysmic events.Copy !req
92. A jam like this comes around
only once in a lifetime.Copy !req
93. Morglutz's sun is
going supernova,Copy !req
94. Slartivart is falling
into a black hole,Copy !req
95. and Ferkus 9 is getting
"Deep Impact"-edCopy !req
96. by an asteroid.Copy !req
97. They're all having a major,
final blow out —Copy !req
98. and I'm gonna drug it up
and suck it up before each oneCopy !req
99. goes ka-blamo,
and I'm takingCopy !req
100. my favorite grandkid
along with me!Copy !req
101. Hells yeah.10 seconds on Morglutz,Copy !req
102. and you'll be up to your
neck in I-could-give-two-Copy !req
103. shits-about-
what's-his-ass.Copy !req
104. And also herpes.Copy !req
105. Um... Oh, my God,Copy !req
106. thank you,
Grandpa Rick!Copy !req
107. I'm gonna
go pack my rollie.Copy !req
108. Um, Summer? I-I-I haven't given
you my approval yet.Copy !req
109. Summer, approvalCopy !req
110. is yet to be given here!Copy !req
111. There's a huge forest fireCopy !req
112. like 200 miles from here!Copy !req
113. This is amazing!
Planetina's bound to be there.Copy !req
114. Mom, I-I need the credit card
to buy a train ticket.Copy !req
115. Absolutely not.Copy !req
116. Mom, this is the biggest
wildfire of the year!Copy !req
117. - You're not going!
- You're not going!Copy !req
118. Da fuck I'm not.Copy !req
119. Last time I checked,
this wasn't Russia.Copy !req
120. - It's not Russia, Jerry.
- My heart is broken,Copy !req
121. and I deserve to let loose,Copy !req
122. and if you don't like it,
you can suck my bigger tit.Copy !req
123. Adios, C-words.Copy !req
124. Morty, I don't want you
getting hurt.Copy !req
125. - Please, think this over.
- I don't want to think!Copy !req
126. I want to see
a girl I like.Copy !req
127. If you don't want to
help me,Copy !req
128. I'll find my own goddamn way
to the wildfire.Copy !req
129. - I'll get the wine.
- Thank you.Copy !req
130. The Governor has implemented
a mandatory evacuation.Copy !req
131. Abandon all hope, people!
Nothing will stop this fire.Copy !req
132. Nothing!Copy !req
133. Scratch that! Here's Planetina,
Savioress of Earth!Copy !req
134. Yeeouch!
Talk about a hot foot.Copy !req
135. Better put this wildfire on ice!Copy !req
136. Come here, little buddy.Copy !req
137. Come on, come on, come on,
I gotcha.Copy !req
138. Morty? What are you
doing here?Copy !req
139. Oh, hey!
Y-You're here, too?Copy !req
140. Yeah, I heard about
the wildfire back home,Copy !req
141. and, you know, I stopped
by to lend a hand.Copy !req
142. H-Here you go, fella.
All safe now.Copy !req
143. Ahh, rabbits —
al-always hopping —Copy !req
144. Never stoppin'.Copy !req
145. Y-Yeah.Copy !req
146. S-So it was, uh,
great hanging —Copy !req
147. hanging out
the other day.Copy !req
148. I-I was getting kind of a —
I mean I-I got kind ofCopy !req
149. a p-positive vibe.Copy !req
150. Oh, good.
I was putting one out.Copy !req
151. I-I really like you.Copy !req
152. Holy shit.Copy !req
153. I-I-I mean, uh, well,
oh, all right.Copy !req
154. Next step, you w-want to
go out again?Copy !req
155. I do! But, uh, Morty,
I have kids.Copy !req
156. Oh, I-I-I'll get along
with them. I'm-I'm a kid.Copy !req
157. No, I mean the four kids
that bring me into existenceCopy !req
158. by combining the power
of their elemental ringsCopy !req
159. so I can save Earth
from ecological disasters.Copy !req
160. Oh, them!
No, I-I know about them.Copy !req
161. I-I like them.Copy !req
162. Oh, good.
Well, here they are now.Copy !req
163. Hey, buddy, you
want an autograph?Copy !req
164. That's 20 bucks a pop.Copy !req
165. No, Eddie,
he's my friend.Copy !req
166. Morty, these are my kids,
The Tina-Teers.Copy !req
167. Oh, hey.Copy !req
168. Tina, girl,
have you gained weight?Copy !req
169. Uh, well, I had a plant-based
doughnut yesterday.Copy !req
170. Just a half.Copy !req
171. Sugar is worst thing
for figure, darling.Copy !req
172. You want to be ugly?Copy !req
173. Heh, I-I thought
they'd be younger.Copy !req
174. They've been manifesting me
since the mid-'90s.Copy !req
175. A lot has changed
since then.Copy !req
176. This is freaking
you out, huh?Copy !req
177. It is a lot
to take in.Copy !req
178. I understand.Copy !req
179. Well, I guess
I'd better go.Copy !req
180. See you around.Copy !req
181. Hi-de-ho, TV 58!Copy !req
182. Planetina,
you single-handily savedCopy !req
183. a National Forest
with ease.Copy !req
184. I do what I can,
but I can't do it alone!Copy !req
185. And who's your friend
over there?Copy !req
186. Oh!
This is Morty Smith.Copy !req
187. He traveled 200 miles just
to save a rabbit from the fire.Copy !req
188. He's a very special guy.Copy !req
189. So, are you two dating?Copy !req
190. Oh, um, w— I-I-I —Copy !req
191. Yes, we are.Copy !req
192. Fuck love.
Fuck love.Copy !req
193. All right, time
to set the rules.Copy !req
194. Lay it on me.
No whining.Copy !req
195. Done.
No crying.Copy !req
196. As if.Copy !req
197. And absolutely, positively
no getting attached.Copy !req
198. We're here to smash max ass —
quantity over quality.Copy !req
199. Deal?
Deal!Copy !req
200. I'm gonna eat so much ass,
you're gonna shit.Copy !req
201. Check this out. This is gonna
be me at the party —Copy !req
202. b-b-laaaah!Copy !req
203. B-b-blaaaah!
Oh, is that another ass?Copy !req
204. Don't mind if
I— b-b-blaaaah!Copy !req
205. Ho-ho! This'll be me across
the room — "Excuse me, miss.Copy !req
206. It appears that you have
an uneaten ass.Copy !req
207. Allow me —
lalalalalaaah!Copy !req
208. - Lalalalalaaah!
- B-b-blaaaah!Copy !req
209. B-b-blaaaah!Copy !req
210. Whoo!
Fucking super nova party!Copy !req
211. Love is a lie!
Hack the planet!Copy !req
212. The world's ending,
and for some reason,Copy !req
213. I want to die with you
more than anyone else.Copy !req
214. Wow!Copy !req
215. Yo, Rick, don't look now,Copy !req
216. but someone's giving you
the big eye.Copy !req
217. 'Scuse me.
I got to see a man aboutCopy !req
218. a horse I'd rather
have sex with.Copy !req
219. Aah!Copy !req
220. Hello.
I'm Rick.Copy !req
221. Hey. So, the world's ending,
and for some reason,Copy !req
222. I want to die with you
more than anyone else.Copy !req
223. Hello.Copy !req
224. Have fun, Grandpa Rick!Copy !req
225. No commitments!Copy !req
226. Surprise!Copy !req
227. What are you doing here?Copy !req
228. Mmm!Copy !req
229. I told my kids I went out
to recycle batteries.Copy !req
230. All kidding aside,
everyone should discardCopy !req
231. used batteries at
proper disposal centersCopy !req
232. instead of tossing them into
a regular waste bin.Copy !req
233. Thanks for the tip.Copy !req
234. Solus is collapsing
in five zip-zops.Copy !req
235. If we time it right,Copy !req
236. we can skeet together
as the sun explodes.Copy !req
237. Sounds ah-mazing.Copy !req
238. Say, I think I left
my purse back at the bar.Copy !req
239. Can both of you go
get it for me?Copy !req
240. Anything for you,
Mrs. Obama.Copy !req
241. Time to ghost,
Grandpa Rick.Copy !req
242. Righty-right.
Meet me at the car.Copy !req
243. One of these has to be hers.
Where'd she go?Copy !req
244. I guess we'll have to
start without her.Copy !req
245. Oh, her loss.Copy !req
246. B-b-blaaaaaaaaah!Copy !req
247. Whoo! Planet number two,
let's do it!Copy !req
248. Sorry, I took so long.
I had to ditch some clingers.Copy !req
249. Let's do it.
Up the butt, y'all.Copy !req
250. Geez, you okay to drive?Copy !req
251. Shiii!Copy !req
252. 'Course, I-I-I'm mable.Copy !req
253. Buckle up.Copy !req
254. Yeah!Copy !req
255. Whoo!
The best week of my life!Copy !req
256. Hello.Copy !req
257. What was that?
Nothin'.Copy !req
258. Who wants to see
the most radadelicCopy !req
259. lady-version
of a super hero?Copy !req
260. - Fire!
- Water!Copy !req
261. - Air!
- And Dirt!Copy !req
262. Oh, no, the convention.
Morty, wake up!Copy !req
263. - We overslept.
- What's happening?Copy !req
264. Hey, there's a little
boy on her!Copy !req
265. Oh, d-d-drop
the curtain!Copy !req
266. There is no curtain!Copy !req
267. Idiots, zap her away!Copy !req
268. No, no, no.
Wait, I-I —Copy !req
269. - Whoa!
- Security!Copy !req
270. What did you do?
B-Bring her back!Copy !req
271. - No! Let me go!
- Sorry, folks.Copy !req
272. Planetina will be back
in a moment.Copy !req
273. Until then, who wants a limited
edition Funko for only $50?Copy !req
274. This is very bad.Copy !req
275. We are about
to close deal.Copy !req
276. We cannot
afford controversy.Copy !req
277. Don't you worry.Copy !req
278. I know how ta deal with
this Morty kid.Copy !req
279. Hey, a bunch of us
are going over to Hibler's placeCopy !req
280. to shoot ourselves.Copy !req
281. Y-You want to come with?Copy !req
282. Sorry, but no man's tying down
Sum-Sum tonight.Copy !req
283. Hit the dicks.Copy !req
284. Your loss, honey.Copy !req
285. You could have
had allllllll this.Copy !req
286. Hey, check it out!
There's old people dancing!Copy !req
287. Damn, girl.
Your moves is tight.Copy !req
288. - Hello.
Rick!Copy !req
289. What the WTF is that
Morglutzian doing here?Copy !req
290. Morglutzian? She's —
She's not Morglutzian.Copy !req
291. She's the only blue person
here without three eyes!Copy !req
292. Okay, fine. B-Busted.
Thi-Thi-This is, uh, Daphne.Copy !req
293. Daphne, this is Summer,
my granddaughter.Copy !req
294. Granddaughter?
Hello.Copy !req
295. Daphne heard about
our little party crawl,Copy !req
296. and I told her
she could come with.Copy !req
297. I-I-In the trunk.Copy !req
298. What in the actual
fuck, Rick?Copy !req
299. We said no commitments!Copy !req
300. This was to be our
Apocalypse Party-crawl!Copy !req
301. You broke the rules!Copy !req
302. Squares follow rules, Summer.
Daphne's down to freak.Copy !req
303. She's up for any sick,
nasty thing I want to do.Copy !req
304. Hello.
Oh, yeah, baby.Copy !req
305. All right, fellas,
take five.Copy !req
306. He ain't gonna give me
any trouble.Copy !req
307. Where's Planetina?Copy !req
308. - Don't you worry about her.
- I want to see her!Copy !req
309. Planetina's got a lot of
responsibilities.Copy !req
310. People depend on her.Copy !req
311. And you, my friend,Copy !req
312. are a distraction
we can't afford right now.Copy !req
313. She's just a product
to you, isn't she?Copy !req
314. Something to make
money off of.Copy !req
315. W-Well, Planetina's
more than that.Copy !req
316. She's a brilliant,
living thing, and I love her.Copy !req
317. Oh, you love her?
Well, guess what.Copy !req
318. We own her.Copy !req
319. But not for long,
of course.Copy !req
320. We're gonna sell her
to some Arab overseas.Copy !req
321. Fire.Copy !req
322. As for you,
maybe she won'tCopy !req
323. love you so much if you
ain't so pretty no more.Copy !req
324. Stop! Yah!Copy !req
325. Ow!Copy !req
326. Y-You want to fuck with me?
Do you?Copy !req
327. Stupid fuckin'
shit hole!Copy !req
328. Aaaaaah!Copy !req
329. Boss, what's happening?
Let us in!Copy !req
330. Aah!Copy !req
331. Fire!Copy !req
332. Fire!Copy !req
333. Can we conclude our business?Copy !req
334. I'm eager to celebrate
my purchase ofCopy !req
335. Planetina over dinner,
and these infant sealsCopy !req
336. aren't getting any younger.Copy !req
337. Momentarily, comrade.Copy !req
338. Soon, our partner
will return.Copy !req
339. Ugh! What is taking
Eddie so long?Copy !req
340. His phone keep going
to voicemail.Copy !req
341. Just kidding. It's Eddie.
Go fuck yourself.Copy !req
342. Which one of you
ordered a pizza?Copy !req
343. No one order pizza.
What is this?Copy !req
344. Well, I got a cheesy Italian,
extra crispy just for you.Copy !req
345. I know those cheek bones
like they're me own!Copy !req
346. It's Eddie!Copy !req
347. Fucking Mother!
Kill him!Copy !req
348. - Stone! Stone!
- Fire!Copy !req
349. Aah!Copy !req
350. Airs!Copy !req
351. Cold Water!
Cold Water!Copy !req
352. Dirt!Copy !req
353. Fire!Copy !req
354. Wa—Copy !req
355. Airs.Copy !req
356. Now we can be together,
Planetina.Copy !req
357. I am an individual
character.Copy !req
358. I represent no group.Copy !req
359. - Fire!
- Aaah!Copy !req
360. Water! Dirt! Airs!Copy !req
361. Aah!Copy !req
362. Not good!Copy !req
363. Blib...Copy !req
364. Naga...Copy !req
365. Threve...Copy !req
366. Verillex... Gam!Copy !req
367. Happy Apocalypse!Copy !req
368. - Oh, my gaaah!
- This is awful!Copy !req
369. Why were we cheering?Copy !req
370. Hello.
Got any agua around here?Copy !req
371. Mama's got to hydrate.Copy !req
372. Glove box.Copy !req
373. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
374. Rick is the coolest
guy ever.Copy !req
375. We're total soul mates.Copy !req
376. He's gonna show me the wonders
of the universe.Copy !req
377. Ha! Once we get to
the next planet,Copy !req
378. Grandpa Rick is gonna
ditch you, like, so fast.Copy !req
379. Oh, is that so?Copy !req
380. Uh-huh, nobody is tying
that guy down — ever.Copy !req
381. The only chick seeing
the universe with Rick is me.Copy !req
382. Not if I keep Rick's
mouth full of these.Copy !req
383. Oh, my —
Oh, my God.Copy !req
384. Oh, yeah.
That's right, girlfriend.Copy !req
385. This is what
you're up against.Copy !req
386. Wars were fought
over these.Copy !req
387. They've ruined kings,
inspired presidents.Copy !req
388. A hundred songs
and nine national anthemsCopy !req
389. have been written
about them.Copy !req
390. Best set of elbow-titties
on Morglutz.Copy !req
391. And now, thanks to Rick,
the best in the galaxy.Copy !req
392. You want me
to put them away?Copy !req
393. Please.
Sure.Copy !req
394. But only because
you're Rick's granddaughter.Copy !req
395. Daph? Daphne?
Where are ya, baby?Copy !req
396. Papa needs some more
elbow grease.Copy !req
397. Comin'! Ya might want to keep
your eyes on the road.Copy !req
398. It's about to get sloppy.Copy !req
399. Hello!
Hello.Copy !req
400. Ugh!Copy !req
401. Then I put my sunglasses on
and walked outCopy !req
402. like nothing happened.Copy !req
403. I'm finally free.Copy !req
404. All because of Morty.Copy !req
405. What a romantic story
about our son killingCopy !req
406. a room full of people.Copy !req
407. Your turn.Copy !req
408. Uh, seven.Copy !req
409. One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven!Copy !req
410. Oyyy, don't
punch my lunch!Copy !req
411. A-ha! Eat it!Copy !req
412. I'm out of food cards.Copy !req
413. How 'bout I loan you
two quiche at 10%?Copy !req
414. That's so generous.Copy !req
415. My turn!Copy !req
416. Double sixes, baby!Copy !req
417. One, two, three... So, what's next for Planetina?Copy !req
418. Well, now that I'm not
distracted by book signingsCopy !req
419. and publicity stunts,
Morty and I can concentrate onCopy !req
420. more important things.Copy !req
421. Like school.Copy !req
422. Like moving in.Copy !req
423. Planetina doesn't have
a place to stay now,Copy !req
424. so I said she could
live with us.Copy !req
425. - Holy shit. Morty, no.
- I'm so full!Copy !req
426. - What do you mean, no?
- Whoo!Copy !req
427. Don't punch my lunch.Copy !req
428. I wouldn't be a burden,
Mrs. Smith.Copy !req
429. I only want to spend
as much timeCopy !req
430. as possible
with your son.Copy !req
431. My son is 14, miss.Copy !req
432. I'm sorry, Morty.
You're way too young.Copy !req
433. But y-y-y-you were a teenager
when Dad got you pregnant.Copy !req
434. I was 17!Copy !req
435. That's at least
26 in boy years.Copy !req
436. I'm sure Planetina is very nice,
but when you're a teenager,Copy !req
437. love is fleeting, at best.Copy !req
438. You underestimate Morty.
He is a very mature young man.Copy !req
439. See, Mom? I told you!Copy !req
440. This is not happening.
End of discussion.Copy !req
441. Planetina, I think you
should leave, please.Copy !req
442. Okay, Mrs. Smith.Copy !req
443. Oh, no!Copy !req
444. Mom, I hate you!Copy !req
445. - You suck!
- Hey, now, it's only a game.Copy !req
446. - Shut up!
- Shut up!Copy !req
447. - Okay.
- My whole life,Copy !req
448. I've never fit in
anywhere.Copy !req
449. Everything I have to say
is always met withCopy !req
450. an eye roll as if
the act of hearingCopy !req
451. what I have to say is some
exhausting chore.Copy !req
452. Nobody in this family thinks
I can say or do anything right!Copy !req
453. I've been all over the universe,
met hundreds of people,Copy !req
454. and Planetina's the only one
I've ever met that makes me feelCopy !req
455. like I belong, and you just
kicked her out of our house!Copy !req
456. Morty, please —Copy !req
457. I will never
forgive you for this!Copy !req
458. Morty! Morty, come back!Copy !req
459. Get out!
All of you, get out of there!Copy !req
460. You're killing the planet!Copy !req
461. Your people didn't
get the votes.Copy !req
462. Leave, or I'll have
you arrested.Copy !req
463. It's you people who
should be arrested.Copy !req
464. Gutting the land, poisoning
the air your children breathe?Copy !req
465. Can't you see what
you're doing?Copy !req
466. Easy for you to say!
You can live how you want!Copy !req
467. We need the jobs.
Let's go, boys.Copy !req
468. She can't stop us.Copy !req
469. W-We'll get
them next time.Copy !req
470. There's no time left!Copy !req
471. Can't you hear
the Earth screaming?Copy !req
472. You filthy murderers!Copy !req
473. Planetina, stop it!Copy !req
474. There's only one solution
for Earth's pollution!Copy !req
475. Oh, my God, no.Copy !req
476. No!Copy !req
477. I can't believe I'm banging
my co-workers.Copy !req
478. And I'm the boss!Copy !req
479. This gay sex with
my Dad is terrific!Copy !req
480. What was I thinking?Copy !req
481. It'll all be over soon!Copy !req
482. Last chance to pee on me!
Anyone?Copy !req
483. Okay, Grandpa,
the meteor's almost here.Copy !req
484. - We can go now.
- Ah, nah, we still got time.Copy !req
485. Well, then stop being in love
and start having fun.Copy !req
486. Ah, love's pretty fun, Summer.
Just give it a chance.Copy !req
487. It's not even
real love!Copy !req
488. Daphne's just with you
so she can keep surviving!Copy !req
489. Ah, the young —
so naive.Copy !req
490. Eww, gross.Copy !req
491. Congratulations, Ferkisians!Copy !req
492. Your apocalypse is aborted.Copy !req
493. And, Grandpa,
you and I can go home.Copy !req
494. Daphne,
you may come with.Copy !req
495. If you want to
and don't have to.Copy !req
496. I don't know what
you're getting at, Summer.Copy !req
497. Obviously,
Daphne wants to —Copy !req
498. Aw, you cold bitch.
Hello?Copy !req
499. Goodbye.Copy !req
500. Hey, she's the one
that saved the world!Copy !req
501. Now we got to go
to work tomorrow!Copy !req
502. You fucker!Copy !req
503. Sorry I messed
things up with Daphne.Copy !req
504. Just shut up.
I get it.Copy !req
505. - Really? You're not mad?
- I'm furious.Copy !req
506. But I have to admit,
it was pretty Rick of youCopy !req
507. to avert an apocalypse
in a tantrum of cynicismCopy !req
508. just to destroy
one dumb relationship.Copy !req
509. Still, sorry.Copy !req
510. Eh, I would've done
the same for you.Copy !req
511. Promise?Copy !req
512. Love you, Grandpa Rick.Copy !req
513. Don't make it weird.Copy !req
514. Please go.
I-I-I can't see you anymore.Copy !req
515. Don't you even want to try
to make it work?Copy !req
516. We were so close.Copy !req
517. You murdered 300 people.Copy !req
518. And you murdered
my kids.Copy !req
519. They were gonna
sell you away forever.Copy !req
520. Eddie was
trying to kill me!Copy !req
521. Th-Those miners
were innocent.Copy !req
522. Those innocent miners voted men
into power to protectCopy !req
523. their precious jobs
so they can buy moreCopy !req
524. plastic garbage and eat
the corpses of tortured animals.Copy !req
525. The system
is broken, Morty.Copy !req
526. This is the only way
I can save Earth,Copy !req
527. the only way
I can save you.Copy !req
528. If that's the only way,
I-I don't want to be saved.Copy !req
529. Please, go.Copy !req
530. But... I love you.Copy !req
531. I-I-I can't —
I-I can't love you.Copy !req
532. I-I just can't.Copy !req
533. Please understand.Copy !req
534. No.Copy !req
535. I'll go, but don't you dare
ask me to understand.Copy !req
536. Planetina,
I-I'm so sorry.Copy !req
537. Fuck you.Copy !req
538. Morty?
Are you all right?Copy !req
539. She's gone, Mom!
She's gone!Copy !req
540. I loved her so much!Copy !req
541. I know you did, honey.Copy !req
542. Shh, Mommy's here.Copy !req
543. Good morning.Copy !req
544. 'Morning.Copy !req
545. Slow day, huh?Copy !req
546. Yep.Copy !req
547. Probably because
everybody thoughtCopy !req
548. the world wouldn't be,
you know, like, here today.Copy !req
549. Mm-hmm.
Mom in back?Copy !req
550. Mom's not talking to us.Copy !req
551. Because we had sex?Copy !req
552. Yes.
Uh, yeah.Copy !req
553. That makes sense.Copy !req
554. Happy birthday,
by the way.Copy !req