1. You two are hungry.Copy !req
2. - It's a big day.
- We're gonna kill God.Copy !req
3. - Come again?
- Christian god is real.Copy !req
4. He's been asleep
for thousands of years,Copy !req
5. We're gonna sneak up there
and kill 'em.Copy !req
6. Mob style.
Just whack his ass.Copy !req
7. - Can I kill God?
- Fuck off, Summer.Copy !req
8. - As if.
- Beth, do you hear this?Copy !req
9. Sweetie,
don't get all worked upCopy !req
10. before your job interview.Copy !req
11. - Job interview?
- Yes.Copy !req
12. Is that
so hard to believe?Copy !req
13. Actually, yeah.Copy !req
14. Something's off.Copy !req
15. No!Copy !req
16. Shit!Copy !req
17. Hunt me!Copy !req
18. Hunt me! Hunt me!
Somebody hunt me!Copy !req
19. Don't hunt him
- to completion!
- Hunt me!Copy !req
20. Oh, shit. Um...Copy !req
21. Everyone start packing.
N-No time to explain.Copy !req
22. Rick?
Dad, what's wrong?Copy !req
23. Someone just killed
a decoy family.Copy !req
24. I'm Mr. Always
Wants To Be Hunted!Copy !req
25. Yes, and how interesting
did you think that would stay?Copy !req
26. You made
clones of us?Copy !req
27. Decoys, Morty.
Very different.Copy !req
28. - Very different, sweetie.
- Different h-h— Ow!Copy !req
29. Yeah, Dad.
Different h-how?Copy !req
30. Lotta people out there
want a piece of this, sweetie.Copy !req
31. I'm cool,
and it makes them feel bad.Copy !req
32. So, y'know, after that trouble
with Space Beth,Copy !req
33. I made passable copies
of the familyCopy !req
34. and placed them
around the countryCopy !req
35. as a buffer zone
to protect —Copy !req
36. But why does he always
- want to be hunted?
- Jerry...Copy !req
37. That's not important
- right now, Dad.
- Sure, guys.Copy !req
38. Rick can make secret decoys
of the familyCopy !req
39. and place them
all around the country,Copy !req
40. but fuck me
if I have questionsCopy !req
41. about the Starfish Man
in a target suit.Copy !req
42. So thankful
this is my Saturday.Copy !req
43. Why was he in
that cryo-pod?Copy !req
44. The cryopod is
what confuses you?Copy !req
45. Jerry, can't you see
we've moved on to higher stakes?Copy !req
46. Well,
I don't see any stakes at all.Copy !req
47. Ah, shit!Copy !req
48. Guess we'll just
be saying ciao bellaCopy !req
49. to our deposit, then —Shut up and pack, Jerry.Copy !req
50. Squids just killed
a decoy family.
Decoy family?Copy !req
51. Is this is why you wanted
to get out of town?Copy !req
52. You think I'd lie to youCopy !req
53. about why we're on vacation,
Morty?Copy !req
54. I wouldn't lie to you.Copy !req
55. Well, that's a lie.
Huh...Copy !req
56. So, someone out there
is trying to kill us?Copy !req
57. Someone's always trying
to kill us —Copy !req
58. That's what the decoys
are for.Copy !req
59. They go on fun, self-contained
terrestrial adventures and...Copy !req
60. take bullets
meant for us.Copy !req
61. Shit.Copy !req
62. No!Copy !req
63. Oh, shit.Copy !req
64. Decoy family.Copy !req
65. I think
Dad was still outside.Copy !req
66. Wh-Wh-What's
a decoy family?Copy !req
67. Hard concept, Morty.
Hard concept.Copy !req
68. I've never really cracked it,
if I'm being honest.Copy !req
69. Decided it was maybe better
as a kind of kinetic misleadCopy !req
70. - for another special episode!
- Oh, cool.Copy !req
71. We now return to "When Wolf."Copy !req
72. Whoa.
A time-traveling wolf?Copy !req
73. - Count me in.
- Yeah, I never thought
of the where in werewolfCopy !req
74. like who, what,
when and where.Copy !req
75. C-Clever wordplay!Copy !req
76. When Wolf.
Dracula.Copy !req
77. You know
why I'm here.Copy !req
78. I'm safe here, Ian.Copy !req
79. Christianity hasn't
been invented yet —Copy !req
80. Crosses are just
baby T's to me now.Copy !req
81. I got out.Copy !req
82. Please,
don't invite me back in.Copy !req
83. Huh, kinda mucked it up with
- this Dracula stuff.
- You're right.Copy !req
84. It shows a lack of faith
in their core concept,Copy !req
85. I'd much rather watch
When Wolf go to the '20sCopy !req
86. and invest in
the stock market —Copy !req
87. but then eat people.
Yeah.Copy !req
88. Look,
if you really want to knowCopy !req
89. what happened to Beth's mom,
it — Whup.Copy !req
90. Squid aliens just
killed a decoy family.Copy !req
91. Decoy family?
You made more clones?Copy !req
92. Clones are like 32%
of all sci-fi, sweetie.Copy !req
93. You don't get to own 'clones.
Yes, I made some decoys.Copy !req
94. They're exactly like us,Copy !req
95. with a few tweaks
and a backdoor shutdown.Copy !req
96. Do you just get hard creating
sentient life?Copy !req
97. Actually, I get hard
protecting my family.
Ew.Copy !req
98. - Gross.
- Yeah, now everyone gets
killer doppelgangers.Copy !req
99. - Cool deal.
- The decoys are harmless,
Beth.Copy !req
100. Grandpa Rick, do the decoys know
they're decoys?Copy !req
101. They wouldn't be very good
decoys if they did, Sum Sum.Copy !req
102. So they think
they're us?
That's the deal.Copy !req
103. How do you know
we're not decoys?Copy !req
104. Oh, my God.
We're decoys.Copy !req
105. Oh, God.
We might not be real.Copy !req
106. W-We might be decoys!
M-Morty, quick!Copy !req
107. - Wh-Wh-What do I do?
- My failsafe, Morty.Copy !req
108. M-M-My final,
secret failsafe.Copy !req
109. I-It proves I'm real.
You have to help me.Copy !req
110. I-I-I'd never
joke about this.Copy !req
111. There's a barcode,
Morty.Copy !req
112. A-A barcode on the
interior of my left ass cheek.Copy !req
113. What?
Morty, please,
I'm begging you.Copy !req
114. I'm not looking
at your ass.Copy !req
115. Please, Morty!
Is it there?Copy !req
116. God damn it!
Just tell me if I'm real!Copy !req
117. Morty, do it!Copy !req
118. Gross!Copy !req
119. Dad!
Summer, you fucking idiot.Copy !req
120. - We're not decoys.
- Wh-Why did
I get punished?Copy !req
121. A, decoys don't build decoys,
and, B, you thinkCopy !req
122. the mere suggestion I'm fake
would break me?Copy !req
123. - Christ, I'm not your mom.
- Fuck off.Copy !req
124. Jeez, these guys really
wanna kill me bad.Copy !req
125. Alright.
Here's the plan.Copy !req
126. We're gonna hide out
with a decoy family,Copy !req
127. and when these squids show up,
we jump their asses.Copy !req
128. Jerry! Come on!
Family emergency.Copy !req
129. A bigger emergency than
my lemon squares not setting?Copy !req
130. They're gluten free,
sugar free,Copy !req
131. and lemon free.Copy !req
132. Think you got
the wrong house, bro.Copy !req
133. Analysis Mode.
Password 8-0-0-8-5.Copy !req
134. Kind of expected
a funnier password.Copy !req
135. I didn't plan
on showing them off.Copy !req
136. Damn. Like "Westworld."Yes, Morty, like "Westworld."Copy !req
137. But don't fuck them.
- S-Summer!
- Whatever, creep.Copy !req
138. I'm gonna see how accurate
you got my room.Copy !req
139. Rick, when you say you made
an exact replica of the house,Copy !req
140. d-did you mean like, y'know,
a-a-an exact replica?Copy !req
141. I know about
the Yosemite t-shirt, Morty.Copy !req
142. - Shit.
- You know you can use tissues,
right?Copy !req
143. I can't finish
without it.Copy !req
144. So you do know what
a happy family looks like.Copy !req
145. I know what
a fake one looks like.Copy !req
146. Uh, Rick?
What?Copy !req
147. Did you use this house
to make decoys, too?Copy !req
148. What? Morty, why the fuck
would I do that?Copy !req
149. You think I'd go
somewhere else to —Copy !req
150. Okay. Well, I am now
less worried about the squids.Copy !req
151. Isolate head
at normal processing.Copy !req
152. What the fuck you think
you're doing down there?Copy !req
153. - You're making decoys?
- Wait, how do you —Copy !req
154. Oh, God.
Summer was right.Copy !req
155. Everyone in the car.Copy !req
156. You said decoys
didn't make decoys.Copy !req
157. And, usually,
they don't.Copy !req
158. But again,
it's nothing to worry about,Copy !req
159. because decoys
are harmless.Copy !req
160. Just have to, y'know,
visit the restCopy !req
161. - and terminate the program.
- Terminate? They're alive, Dad.Copy !req
162. And at some point,
they won't be,Copy !req
163. That's how
existing works.Copy !req
164. W-W-What, are you gonna
save every stray cat?Copy !req
165. No, but I can resist
making more of them in a lab.Copy !req
166. Gah, look!
Save the empathy.Copy !req
167. It's more termite infestation
than "Blade Runner" —Copy !req
168. I still think
we're decoys.Copy !req
169. You just want an excuse
to stop trying.Copy !req
170. Yeah. And?Copy !req
171. Oooh.
There's a handsome fellow.Copy !req
172. Uh-oh.Copy !req
173. I thought
you made them harmless.Copy !req
174. I don't remember
making this one.Copy !req
175. Oh, hi, Rick.
Family, me?Copy !req
176. Hey, when did
you all leave?Copy !req
177. Analysis Mode.
8-0-0-8-5.Copy !req
178. Hmm?
N-Nothing, buddy.Copy !req
179. You-you gotta stop
with all that coffee.Copy !req
180. It's making you loopy.Copy !req
181. H-Happy Analysis Mode.Copy !req
182. Happy Analysis Mode to you,
too!Copy !req
183. Think you got
the wrong house, bro.Copy !req
184. Analysis Mode.
Password 8-0-0 —Copy !req
185. Shit!
You think I'm a decoy?Copy !req
186. How do you know
about the decoys!Copy !req
187. They were my idea!Copy !req
188. Well, now I know
you're pranking me.Copy !req
189. Analysis Mode.
Password 8-equal-signCopy !req
190. equal-sign-capital "D."Copy !req
191. Hide.Copy !req
192. What?
Hide!Copy !req
193. Wow. Like —
Like "Ex Machina."Copy !req
194. Yes, Morty,
like "Ex Machina."Copy !req
195. But don't fuck them.
- Summer!
Whatever, weirdo.Copy !req
196. I'm gonna see
how wrong you got my room.Copy !req
197. So you do know what
a loving family looks like.Copy !req
198. A simulated one, yes.Copy !req
199. - Why are we hiding?
- He thinks he's me,Copy !req
200. and I was about to
start terminating decoys.Copy !req
201. - But we're not decoys.
- Sure, tell him that.Copy !req
202. Rick?
Did you make decoys here, too?Copy !req
203. Morty, what reason
could I have for —Copy !req
204. What the...Copy !req
205. Isolate head
at normal processing!Copy !req
206. You dumb asshole,
you made decoys?Copy !req
207. Again,
they were my idea.Copy !req
208. Wait, w-what happened
to the other guy?Copy !req
209. Other guy?Copy !req
210. Wait, that means I'm a decoy.
Fuckin' Summer.Copy !req
211. Check the closets.Copy !req
212. - Killer decoys!
- They've gone rogue!Copy !req
213. Take out the decoys!Copy !req
214. Shit. Somebody put
a gun in my teeth!Copy !req
215. Stop shooting, Dad.
They're us,Copy !req
216. We don't have
to fight them!Copy !req
217. Classic prisoners dilemma,
Beth.Copy !req
218. I-I'm a cool guy, I —
Y'know? I can talk it out.Copy !req
219. But that asshole... Me?Copy !req
220. You decoy piece of shit.
You're the one who shot first!Copy !req
221. We can work this out!Copy !req
222. Just stop trying
to kill each other!Copy !req
223. Sorry, Decoy Beth,
but this only ends one way —Copy !req
224. with one of us accepting
we're a decoy.Copy !req
225. And once he knows
he's a decoy,Copy !req
226. he'll know he won't be safe
until he's killed the real Rick,Copy !req
227. along with anyone
who thinks he's him.Copy !req
228. Pretty perceptive,
for a decoy.Copy !req
229. This is getting
nowhere.Copy !req
230. Let's charge their asses
on three.Copy !req
231. - Do we have to do this?
- Morty, this is gonna sound bad,Copy !req
232. but would you trust me
not to kill you?Copy !req
233. - Oof.
- I mean good point
but Jesus Christ.Copy !req
234. We rush 'em on three.
Ready?Copy !req
235. - I don't wanna kill us, Rick.
- It's them or us, Morty.Copy !req
236. I don't trust me.
Do you trust you?Copy !req
237. Yes?
Freak.Copy !req
238. Before you
say anything,Copy !req
239. they were already
killing each other.Copy !req
240. Well, you could've
- done something.
- Not sure, actually.Copy !req
241. I've heard stories
about this.Copy !req
242. We're looking
at a possible Asimov Cascade.Copy !req
243. - Sorry, what's happening?
- I need an explainer, too.Copy !req
244. Yeah I-I'm pretty
behind on this one.Copy !req
245. Car,
can I get a whiteboard?Copy !req
246. When Squids
started killing decoys,Copy !req
247. decoys started
checking their decoysCopy !req
248. and learning that
they're making decoys.Copy !req
249. That's making them seek out
and run into other decoys,Copy !req
250. making them realize
they're decoys,Copy !req
251. making them start
to kill other decoys.Copy !req
252. - Say "decoy" again.
- Fuck you.Copy !req
253. Well,
how do we stop it?Copy !req
254. Beth, the loop's
already started,Copy !req
255. It's basically
"Highlander" rules now.Copy !req
256. Really?
1986?Copy !req
257. "There can be only one?"Copy !req
258. Shit.
We gotta rent it after this,Copy !req
259. Connery plays
"The Spaniard,"Copy !req
260. but does nothing
about his accent.Copy !req
261. Well, what about the squids?
I mean, they started this.Copy !req
262. Would killing them
finish it?Copy !req
263. Might work.
Alt pitch.Copy !req
264. We just terminate
the rest of the decoys.Copy !req
265. Nobody's terminating anything.
This is your mess.Copy !req
266. Nobody else with our face
and memories has to die.Copy !req
267. Beth, as much as your passion
warms my cold, cold heart,Copy !req
268. this thing feels
pretty far gone.Copy !req
269. Not only are the decoys liable
to be anywhere,Copy !req
270. but also, we don't know
how many there are.Copy !req
271. You get far enough
down the decoy lineCopy !req
272. and shit starts
to get weird.Copy !req
273. You ever make
a copy of a copy?Copy !req
274. You're helping us fix this.
We're taking out the squids.Copy !req
275. I say we split up.
Some of us take down squidsCopy !req
276. while the rest of us —Engage in B-storiesCopy !req
277. we'll have to track
simultaneously?Copy !req
278. No thank yeeew!Copy !req
279. We stick together
till this is all wrapped up.Copy !req
280. I dunno —
The squids seem pretty goodCopy !req
281. at taking out
Smith families.Copy !req
282. Well,
this'll sound weird,Copy !req
283. but I think
I have a pitch for that.Copy !req
284. This costume
smells like ass!Copy !req
285. - God, there's no pleasing you.
- It's really bad, Rick.Copy !req
286. Did you let a gym coach
break it in?Copy !req
287. Why are
we wearing these?Copy !req
288. Because we'll fit in
and avoid detectionCopy !req
289. as we take out
all the squids.Copy !req
290. Might also help us
anonymouslyCopy !req
291. take out excess decoys,
if we have to.Copy !req
292. - Which we won't.
- Unless we're decoys.Copy !req
293. He's starting to wonder.
I knew it.Copy !req
294. I knew we didn't seem
like Colorado people.Copy !req
295. Oh, my God!
You are, aren't you?Copy !req
296. You're worried
you might be fake!Copy !req
297. Sure, Beth.
Try to love this more.Copy !req
298. Just glad you have
to walk a mileCopy !req
299. in someone else's
- squid costume.
- There's one.Copy !req
300. H-Hey what are they mad
at you for, anyway?Copy !req
301. Well, we're talking about me.
It could be anything.Copy !req
302. Maybe jealous
of my penis size.Copy !req
303. I had sex with their queen.
My dick's too big.Copy !req
304. The list goes
on and on.Copy !req
305. Alright.
Hey, one down!Copy !req
306. Probably, what,
40 more to go? 45?Copy !req
307. Should be pretty easy,
unless killing themCopy !req
308. brings in a bigger badCopy !req
309. or some kind
of horrible mothership.Copy !req
310. Okay,
let's loot their shit,Copy !req
311. find their weaknesses,
be done by sundown.Copy !req
312. Huh.
Wait.Copy !req
313. But if the squids are decoys,
and we dressed as squids...Copy !req
314. Well, I think
I found their weakness.Copy !req
315. They don't fucking
listen to me.Copy !req
316. Honestly,
probably for the best.Copy !req
317. !Copy !req
318. Man, I'm good.Copy !req
319. Dad!Copy !req
320. Argh!
Hey!Copy !req
321. Ugh!Copy !req
322. Ugh!Copy !req
323. Oh, shit.
One of mine.Copy !req
324. - Where are we going?
- Off grid, Morty.Copy !req
325. We're gonna live in the woods,
like Libertarians.Copy !req
326. We'll hunt rabbits
and trade with, like,Copy !req
327. little pieces of gold bar
that we cut off with a knife.Copy !req
328. - That licks.
- We might be decoys, Summer.Copy !req
329. - Everything about this licks.
- Oh, maybe now
you'll empathizeCopy !req
330. with the decoys
you're killing.Copy !req
331. Wait, shh.
It's too quiet.Copy !req
332. - You skipped quiet.
- I didn't skip shit.Copy !req
333. It's obviously quiet
if it's too quiet.Copy !req
334. Yeah,
but you're supposed to say —Copy !req
335. You know what, Summer,
now it's not quiet enough.Copy !req
336. Where are we? W-W-Where —
Where's Rick?Copy !req
337. He's right here, Morty.Copy !req
338. Oh, are we not happy
to see grandpa?Copy !req
339. Does he look...
different?Copy !req
340. - Oh, God!
- Oh, it stinks!Copy !req
341. Yes.
Recoil at the craftsmanship.Copy !req
342. I could tell I was a fake
from the day I was born.Copy !req
343. Unlike you.Copy !req
344. Unlike them.Copy !req
345. Aaah!Copy !req
346. You see, Ricks —
they get lazy.Copy !req
347. There's always a "shitty decoy"
towards the end.Copy !req
348. But those decoys made decoys,
too, and got lazy themselves.Copy !req
349. And far enough down the line...
there be monsters.Copy !req
350. Ugh, we get it.
You're ugly and mad about it.Copy !req
351. Rick!Copy !req
352. Grandpa!
Kill me.Copy !req
353. If I ever get this arch.Copy !req
354. Hush little decoy.Copy !req
355. Can't kill you yet.
The skin needs to be fresh.Copy !req
356. You know what?
You're a monster.Copy !req
357. I'm your father.Copy !req
358. At least,
I can look more like him,Copy !req
359. once I harvest
all this yummy skin.Copy !req
360. This guy's
really into skin.Copy !req
361. It's not all for me.Copy !req
362. A Rick provides
for his family.Copy !req
363. Will I be beautiful again,
Daddy?Copy !req
364. Soon, baby.
Beautiful again soon.Copy !req
365. What the...Copy !req
366. Help the others!Copy !req
367. Aaaaah!Copy !req
368. Why are you
helping us?Copy !req
369. Because we're all
in this together.Copy !req
370. Come on!
There's a place we can go!Copy !req
371. Hey, who needs
all this war stuff?Copy !req
372. I found a can
of varnish.Copy !req
373. This is a ticket to the world
beyond the river.Copy !req
374. Who wants that?Copy !req
375. I crave glorious death
in decoy battle.Copy !req
376. Y'know, depending
on the varnish,Copy !req
377. might look
like blackface.Copy !req
378. Excuse me
for wanting to live.Copy !req
379. Brothers and Sisters,
welcome to the cause.Copy !req
380. To our cause.Copy !req
381. We are no longer
Ricks and Mortys,Copy !req
382. Beths and Jerrys,Copy !req
383. or also Summers.Copy !req
384. - Whatever.
- We are decoys.Copy !req
385. Brought into the world
by an unloving godCopy !req
386. and driven to destroy ourselvesCopy !req
387. by the uncertainty he creates!Copy !req
388. - I don't know about that.
- That's extreme.Copy !req
389. But that violence ends today.Copy !req
390. - What about the squids?
- The squids are decoys.Copy !req
391. The squids are decoys
who realized they're decoysCopy !req
392. and wanted to kill
the other decoys.Copy !req
393. Yeah,
i-it is a lot.Copy !req
394. We cannot let confusion
divide us.Copy !req
395. Squuuids!Copy !req
396. Squids, of course, being
shorthand for Killer Decoys.Copy !req
397. Inner sanctum,
the escape tunnel!Copy !req
398. Jerry!Copy !req
399. - Dad!
- Jerry!
- Jerry, let us in, you fucker!Copy !req
400. I'm sorry.
I didn't ask for this.Copy !req
401. I just wanna live!Copy !req
402. But there's only
so much varnish.Copy !req
403. I'm sorry! I'm sorry!Copy !req
404. How long before
the other decoys find us?Copy !req
405. Sooner or later.
Can't really run from it.Copy !req
406. Any place we'd think to hide
is a place they'd think to look.Copy !req
407. It's rule 34
of an Asimov Cascade.Copy !req
408. I'm just glad
we're living to the fullestCopy !req
409. with the time
we have left.Copy !req
410. Well, peeing in the ocean
was my bucket list item.Copy !req
411. - Who's next?
- Jerry? Bucket list?Copy !req
412. I'd like to attend a game
at every major league ballpark.Copy !req
413. Nope. Morty?Copy !req
414. I wanna ask a girl outCopy !req
415. at my weird
New Mexico School.Copy !req
416. Shit.
Sorry, buddy.Copy !req
417. Sounds like it would've
been real heartwarming.Copy !req
418. They looked happy.
Did we have to kill them?Copy !req
419. Well, maybe their Rick came
to grips with his bullshit.Copy !req
420. You're so mean today!Copy !req
421. I'm your dad!
You like having me around!Copy !req
422. You keep putting us
- in danger!
- Whatever.Copy !req
423. This'll take forever,
mind if I do something drastic?Copy !req
424. House,
I need something quick.Copy !req
425. Can you whip up a "Starfox Boss"
Season Four callback?Copy !req
426. - Make it flashy.
You got it, babe.Copy !req
427. Let's go, you little bitch.
It's showtime.Copy !req
428. Get centered.Copy !req
429. What up,
you decoy motherfuckers.Copy !req
430. Come on down to
Rick's House Of Squids,Copy !req
431. where I'm serving your ass
on a platter.Copy !req
432. I know what you're thinking.
"Fuck. A beacon.Copy !req
433. That's a great idea.
He's got home turf,Copy !req
434. a tacit
psychological advantage,Copy !req
435. and absolutely
pendulous balls."Copy !req
436. And now you're thinking, "Shit.Copy !req
437. That's totally what
the Rick-est Rick would do.Copy !req
438. I might actually be fake!Copy !req
439. I pretended
I didn't care if I was,Copy !req
440. but I totally did!Copy !req
441. Now the only way to prove
I'm real and not him,Copy !req
442. is to ice his expository ass."Copy !req
443. Yup. So let's do it.
Come get some.Copy !req
444. What? No, Morty.Copy !req
445. I'm gonna loop it.
Why is it —Copy !req
446. Sir, there seems to be
a confluence of Rick SanchezesCopy !req
447. killing each other
over the American Southwest.Copy !req
448. Sounds exhausting.Copy !req
449. How many of those states
voted for me, anyway?Copy !req
450. Mr. President,
I think the pointCopy !req
451. of the electoral college is —To preserve slavery?Copy !req
452. That's right, Steve.
I have the Internet, too.Copy !req
453. Now take your white ass
to the kitchenetteCopy !req
454. and bring me
a Diet Coke.Copy !req
455. Little out of character
to say this right nowCopy !req
456. but you guys
look really cool.Copy !req
457. - We might be decoys, huh.
- One way to find out.Copy !req
458. to prove I'm real
and not himCopy !req
459. is to ice his expository ass."Copy !req
460. Looks like
it's calming down.Copy !req
461. You wanna get in one more
"I told you so"Copy !req
462. about synthetic life or
whatever this week's theme is?Copy !req
463. Oh, fuck you.
Whoa.Copy !req
464. No, you don't get
to be annoyed with this!Copy !req
465. You treat
life and familyCopy !req
466. as so burdensome,Copy !req
467. and yet you created
an ocean of usCopy !req
468. because you're terrified
of losing either!Copy !req
469. Shit.
Yeah.Copy !req
470. Look, Beth.
I-I might not be the real Rick.Copy !req
471. But even if I'm not,
he made me,Copy !req
472. or the me that made me,Copy !req
473. which means somewhere
inside of himCopy !req
474. is a version of Rick capable
of hearing that,Copy !req
475. a version of Rick
who's sorry.Copy !req
476. I'm sorry about
the clone thing, too.Copy !req
477. I-I love you.Copy !req
478. Thanks, Dad.
I love you, too.Copy !req
479. You really think
we're decoys?
Eh.Copy !req
480. Who cares?
We'll be the last ones left.Copy !req
481. Lucky that one
did the beacon.Copy !req
482. This was gonna
take weeks.Copy !req
483. Alright.
Let's mop up.Copy !req
484. Finally.Copy !req
485. Dressing as decoys
too cute to murder.Copy !req
486. You know, I'm not
sure it helped,Copy !req
487. but I'm glad
we tried it.Copy !req
488. - We're losing the costumes?
- Thank God.Copy !req
489. This decoy outfit
smells like ass.Copy !req
490. Fuck you, Summer.Copy !req
491. - Aaaaaaaah!
- Shit.Copy !req
492. That guy's awesome.
Okay. Listen.Copy !req
493. He might actually
be the real Rick.Copy !req
494. But whatever happens —Copy !req
495. Wait! We don't have to do this.
We're both Summers.Copy !req
496. Shouldn't we at least try molly
before we die?Copy !req
497. You know what, yeah.
Fuck this noise.Copy !req
498. Wait.
I don't know who to shoot.Copy !req
499. Summer!
- I can't deal with this.Copy !req
500. I had to kill myself.
You have to, too.Copy !req
501. - Summer!
- Summer!Copy !req
502. Fuck you! I-I'm real!Copy !req
503. I'm the smartest man
in the universe!Copy !req
504. Probably not even wrong.
But that's just it.Copy !req
505. I'm not a man.Copy !req
506. I'm God!Copy !req
507. You're just made
in my image.Copy !req
508. Fuck you.Copy !req
509. You the, uh...
Summer I came with?Copy !req
510. Probably.
Good enough.Copy !req
511. Morty?
Yeah.Copy !req
512. I'm here, too.Copy !req
513. Holy shit!
That was insane!Copy !req
514. I love you guys!
I've totally changed!Copy !req
515. Aaaah!Copy !req
516. Oh, fuck.Copy !req
517. You shoulda hunted me.Copy !req
518. What? Who —
W-Were you significant?Copy !req
519. Like — Like,
did we tee you up?Copy !req
520. You want to be hunted?
God, I have so many questions.Copy !req
521. Why? What happens if —Copy !req
522. Somebody hunt me!Copy !req
523. Pretty cool adventure, huh?Copy !req
524. Big long road trip adventure
through space?Copy !req
525. Even ran into Space Beth.
Maybe that'll happen more often.Copy !req
526. Let's not overdo it.Copy !req
527. Oh, shit.Copy !req
528. Looks like someone killed
the decoy family.Copy !req
529. - Decoy family?
- Decoy what now?Copy !req
530. Hello?Copy !req
531. Oh! Oh, my God!Copy !req
532. Oh, my God!Copy !req
533. No! No, no, no, no!Copy !req
534. No, no, no, no, no!Copy !req
535. Noooooo!Copy !req
536. Oh, God. Yes, yes.Copy !req
537. Sweet death.Copy !req
538. Why am I still alive?Copy !req
539. Oh, God.
Is there anything left?Copy !req
540. - Hello?
- What is it?Copy !req
541. A relic...
from a kinder past.Copy !req
542. Wait. Cowboys?Copy !req
543. Argh!Copy !req
544. Christianity again?Copy !req
545. After Cowboys?Copy !req
546. You went all the way
back around?Copy !req
547. Oh, God.
Why can't I die?Copy !req
548. This is the worst thing
that's ever happened to anyone!Copy !req