1. C'mon, Rick.
We're — We're almost there.
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2. Ugh, leave me, Morty.
It's the only way.
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3. Wha— Were —
Wha— Were we —
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4. Were we Blades
in that one?
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5. That's fucking tight.
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6. Just stay with me.
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7. I'm — I'm scared,
Morty.
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8. I can see the end.
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9. I'm a silly man.
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10. I'm a silly small man.
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11. I'm — I'm sorry
I got you into this.
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12. Then how about
I get us outta this?
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13. Hello? Hey, Jessica.
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14. I-It's Morty.
From school.
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15. Oh, hey, Morty.
What's up?
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16. Um, I just want to say
that you're really great.
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17. I know the timing never really
worked out with us,
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18. but you're really great and
I wish I got to know you better.
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19. Oh, I mean —
That's a lot.
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20. Oh, uh, yeah, sorry,
I guess I just —
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21. No, I just wish
you said it sooner.
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22. - Wh-What?
- Yeah, I mean,
being nervous
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23. is sort of selfish
sometimes, y'know?
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24. - Life support systems failing.
- Yeah,
that's a great point.
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25. Well, what are you
doing tonight?
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26. Tonight?
Yeah.
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27. Do you, like, want to watch
a movie or something?
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28. Um, yeah. Tonight.
Sounds great.
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29. Holy shit.
Holy shit.
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30. Come on, come on!
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31. Oh.
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32. - Where are we?
- We're home, Rick.
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33. I-I landed us
in the ocean.
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34. The ocean?
The ocean on Earth?
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35. - Uh, yeah, I-I guess so.
- Oh, shit.
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36. Holy shit.
We have to go.
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37. We have to go
right fucking now.
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38. - What?
- You touched the ocean,
Morty.
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39. What's the big —Oh, fuck. Shit.
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40. What?
Shit.
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41. Richard!
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42. You have desecrated
the sacred treaty
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43. betwixt land
and sea.
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44. Now face the wrath
of your once and eternal foe —
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45. Mr. Nimbus!
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46. Sorry.
Who is that?
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47. My nemesis.
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48. - What?
- My fucking nemesis,
okay?
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49. Okay, but what was
his name again?
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50. I am Mr. Nimbus!
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51. He's gonna
say that a lot.
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52. W-Wait, so who is
coming over again?
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53. - He said his nemesis?
- Rick has a nemesis?
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54. - I guess.
- Has hementioned him before?
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55. I-I was gonna ask you.
First I'm hearing it.
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56. Who is he?
Like a magic guy?
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57. Rick's science
and he's magic?
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58. He's like a-a fish?
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59. - A fish.
- He's not a fish.
He's Mr. Nimbus.
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60. He's king of the ocean
and he's a piece of shit.
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61. Are you happy, Morty?
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62. Are you happy you
touched the ocean?
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63. He's gonna be here
any minute.
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64. Just help me
smooth this over
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65. or this guy's gonna become
more trouble than he's worth.
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66. Um, hey, I don't know how much
I can help out tonight, Rick.
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67. Jessica's coming over
j-just to, like,
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68. watch a movie
or something,
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69. but y'know,
t-t-that's a good step.
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70. That's a solid step
to something, y'know?
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71. Truly nobody cares
about your dick, Morty.
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72. The sooner you learn that,
the better.
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73. I think you just don't
want me happy
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74. 'cause then I'll stop
doing your crazy chores.
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75. Trust me,
after that ocean fuck-up,
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76. you don't get
to do anything crazy.
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77. While I bullshit
my way
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with Nimbus,
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79. Summer is gonna dive
into the Marianas Trench
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80. to recover
the forbidden shell
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81. that gives him
his power
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82. because Summer
can be trusted.
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83. Let's lick tits.
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84. - Okay, what?
- I don't love that.
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85. Of course you don't,
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86. 'cause you guys
aren't getting any.
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87. Actually,
your father and I
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88. have been very
sex-positive lately.
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89. - Eww.
- Dr. Wong suggested
we experiment.
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90. We've been watching pornography.
Together.
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91. - Gross!
- I might never come back
from the ocean.
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92. Oh, you'll have to
tone it down, babe.
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93. The squares
can't handle it.
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94. There are suicide capsules
in all of your teeth.
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95. Do what you want
with that.
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96. C'mon, Morty.
You're on booze duty.
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97. Okay, Nimbus only drinks
the good shit.
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98. So just toss this
whale-ass ocean-wine in here
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99. and age it up
a few centuries.
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100. So time moves faster
in there?
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101. I-I-Is it like
a Narnia thing?
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102. I'm not a beaver who believes
in Jesus Christ, Morty.
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103. But yeah, it's pretty much
a Narnia thing.
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104. Okay,
but Jessica —All you have to do
is bring wine, Morty.
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105. When do I ask you
- for anything?
- When do you —
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106. I haven't been to
a full week of school in years!
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107. I don't know shit!
And for what?
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108. How many enemies
do you have to have?
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109. Why is everything a fight
with you?
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110. You might want to
learn this early, Morty.
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111. - Life is a fight.
- With Mr. Nimbus?
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112. Are you
makin' fun of me?
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113. Mr. Nimbus is
an ice-cold dick killer, Morty.
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114. Okay, let's go.
That's his magic ocean horn.
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115. Is that Mr. Nimbus?
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116. Nimbus.
Richard.
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117. You look like ass.
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118. Let's get this
over with.
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119. I'm sorry.
This is the guy?
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120. Jerry.
Hold on.
No.
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121. I've seen you
fuck a planet,
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122. and this is the guy
you're afraid of?
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123. I like this one,
Rick.
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124. He is unbroken.
Untamed.
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125. Perhaps he could use
a firmer grip upon his leash.
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126. Okay, that's enough.
I'm calling the police.
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127. - Go ahead.
- Jerry.
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128. I will!
Good.
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129. I control them.
Excuse me?
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130. He controls police,
Jerry.
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131. Right,
that tracks.
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132. In Dumb World.
Police?
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133. A strange horny ocean man
is on my lawn.
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134. Well, I don't see
how that's relevant,
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135. but we're white.
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136. - Freeze! Freeze!
- Freeze! Freeze!
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137. Fight.
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138. Fuck.
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139. Flee.
Let's get outta here.
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140. - Shall we, Richard?
- Okay,
but how did he —
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141. Jesus Christ, Jerry. He's Mr.
Nimbus. He controls the police!
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142. Um, hello?
Am I in the right place?
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143. I just saw a bunch of cops
having sex with each other?
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144. Hi! Jessica! Hi!
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145. Yeah, yup, y-you're
in the right spot.
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146. Uh, everyone,
th-this is Jessica.
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147. This is everybody.
Uh, this is —
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148. I am Mr. Nimbus.
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149. Jesus, Nimbus,
just get inside.
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150. Morty,
grab the wine.
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151. Yeah, in a minute.
C-C'mon, Jessica.
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152. Stand aside.
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153. Unless you are
worthy of Nimbus.
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154. If that means
what I think it means,
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155. I'll have you know,
we watch porn together.
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156. Oh!
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157. Ooh!
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158. Wow, okay! Looks like you guys
just got the nod.
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159. The nod?
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160. Mr. Nimbus
has a sense for these things.
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161. I take it you're
a sex-positive couple?
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162. Oh, yeah.
Very much so.
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163. - We watch porn together.
- Great!
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164. I'll mark you down
as eligible for a threeway.
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165. Here's all the information
you'll need.
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166. The king of the ocean wants
to have a threesome with us?
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167. Totally optional.
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168. But a remarkable option to have,
I assure you. Very jealous.
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169. There's a form
on the last page
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170. so we know where to send
the gift basket.
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171. So that just happened.
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172. You don't sound
upset about it.
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173. Neither do you.
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174. Oh, my God.
Is this happening? To us?
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175. I thought this only happened
in New York or on HBO.
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176. Dr. Wong
hasn't been wrong yet.
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177. You're right.
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178. This is exactly
what she was talking about.
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179. So, uh, yeah. J-Just make
yourself comfortable.
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180. Y'know, ch-choose a movie or —
or we can watch
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181. some interdimensional cable
if you want.
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182. We now return to "Nintendo 69."
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183. Nintendo, oh,
what are you doing to me?
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184. Oh, Nintendo, oh, Nin—
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185. Or we can watch whatever,
y'know.
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186. Wh-Whatever you're into.
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187. Morty, did I hear
you're getting wine?
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188. Yeah, I gotta get some wine
for Mr. Nimbus.
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189. Got any extra?
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190. Oh.
Uh, yeah.
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191. Yeah, yeah, I'll go get some,
just for you.
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192. Cool.
Hurry back.
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193. Looks like
you could use a hand.
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194. Oh, hey!
Yeah, th-th-that'd be great.
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195. No problem.
Hoovy?
Dinner's ready!
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196. Be right there,
sugar hoof!
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197. Just helping this young man
through a portal
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198. with that
crate full of alcohol
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199. that's been here
for decades.
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200. Hey, thanks, Hoovy.
I-I really appreciate that.
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201. I-I got a girl over,
and I really, really like her.
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202. - I-I'm just nervous.
- Oh, I know that feeling.
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203. When I first started
seeing Bova,
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204. I could only think about all
the ways I was gonna mess it up.
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205. - So what'd you do?
- Oh, I messed it up.
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206. But I found the one
who loves me for that.
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207. Thanks.
I-I really needed to hear that.
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208. Here,
- t-take one of these.
- Oh, you don't have to.
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209. No, I-I want to.
You have a good day, Hoovy.
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210. You have a great time
with that lady up there.
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211. Just relax.
Will do!
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212. Bova?
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213. Why did you leave us,
Father?
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214. Japheth?
When were you born?
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215. I swore to Mother
if I ever met you,
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216. I'd avenge her.
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217. It wasn't my fault.
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218. Whose, then?
Whose?
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219. The boy
from the magic door.
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discuss terms?
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221. Yeah, fine.
Whatever. Terms.
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222. Term number one —
I am King of the Ocean.
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Go ahead.
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Stop shitting in the ocean.
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225. No idea
what you're talking about.
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226. Delicious. Another.
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227. Oh, uh, well, I-I was thinking
of using this one for —
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228. Morty, just give him the bottle.
God damn.
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229. Another!
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230. Morty,
you get the wine?
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231. Hey, Jessica.
Um, yeah, sorry.
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232. I just — just going back
to get it.
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233. Oh.
I thought you already went.
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234. I did! I just —
just got a little busy.
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235. Going right now,
again!
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236. You go ahead
and fire up that movie!
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237. That's okay.
I'll wait for you.
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238. Holy shit, holy shit,
holy shit, holy shit!
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239. I've been waiting
for you.
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240. Oh, wow.
Hoovy, right?
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241. Never say his name!
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242. Jesus Christ!
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243. Why — Why is every old guy
super jacked?
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244. Sorry!
I'm sorry!
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245. I-I just need the wine!
I'm sorry! Stop it!
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246. Fucking kill you!
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247. Ow!
Okay, screw this!
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248. You know what?
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249. You!
Yeah, fuck you,
Hoovy!
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250. Father?
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251. It's him!
- I told you he'd come back!
- Holy shit.
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252. Okay, look, he wasn't old
like 10 seconds ago.
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253. Ow! Mother fucker!
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254. I'm sorry, Father.
I'm sorry we never believed.
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255. He'll come back.
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256. Stop him.
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257. Papa,
why do we guard the gate?
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258. Because one day,
the dark child shall return.
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259. And we will be ready.
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260. Delicious.
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261. Where is your wine boy, Richard?
I thirst.
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262. He's getting it.
Stop eating beignets like that.
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263. Participant voids
all liability
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264. in the event
of death by orgasm?
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265. Are we really ready
to open things this wide?
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266. What if
it gets weird?
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267. What if
I fall in love with him?
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268. No, no, no, no, no.
Damn it!
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269. What was that?
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270. Another scheme of yours,
Richard?
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271. I know you're
planning something.
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272. It's nothing.
Will you excuse me, please?
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273. What the fuck is going on?
Where's the wine?
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274. Dad was horny
and I dropped it.
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275. God, I can't — I can't believe
you're fucking this up.
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276. I'm not fucking it up! There was
a guy in the thing and —
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277. There's always a guy
in a thing!
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278. Land dwellers do not
keep Nimbus waiting and live.
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279. Be right out!
Goddammit.
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280. Do you see this whisper kitchen
"Frasier" bullshit
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281. you're making me do?
Morty, just get the wine.
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282. Beth and Jerry,
stop trying to fuck Nimbus.
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283. He propositions everybody!
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284. Hey, hey, hey,
Jessica.
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285. - W-What's up?
- Seems like you're busy.
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286. No, no, no!
I ran into a little trouble.
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287. But — But — But I'll go get
that wine right now.
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288. But you said were going to
get it like twice already.
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289. I-I-I was
and I-I'm getting it right now.
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290. Holy shit, it's him!
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291. God damn it!
What do you want me to say?
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292. I-I'm sorry!
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293. We finally beat him.
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294. But let's always
remain vigilant
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295. because you never know.
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296. He might be back
one day.
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297. Okay, Narnia!
Let's go.
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298. Let's fucking go!
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299. It is over.
The boy is not coming back.
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300. He always comes back.
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301. You have wasted
our lives,
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302. our very futures,
on a fantasy!
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303. A lie!
I know what I saw.
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304. You saw nothing!
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305. You are
a foolish boy!
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306. Those called fools
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307. are the only ones brave enough
to see the truth.
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308. Tell me, Father.
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309. Am I a fool now?
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310. I was born in the pits
that made these stones.
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311. I lost my years
building a temple to a lie.
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312. So I made lies
my power.
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313. And what is power
but a lie we —
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314. Aah!
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315. Oh, shit, he's real!
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316. He's real!
I was wrong!
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317. I was so wrong!
God is real!
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318. Wow.
Impeccable service.
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319. Big tip.
I liked
your other one more.
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320. What was his name?
Kyle?
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321. What?
Nothing.
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322. Can we just
sign this thing and go?
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323. Jessica,
- I-I'm so sorry.
- I mean, it's fine.
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like a couple minutes.
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325. Morty,
are you okay?
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326. I'm — I'm sorry,
Jessica.
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327. We just never seem
to get it right, do we?
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328. No, I guess we don't.
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329. But I'm glad
you called me.
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330. Maybe we can start over,
get it right this time.
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331. Yeah.
I'd — I'd like that.
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332. Thanks for
bringing the wine.
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333. Totally worth it.
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334. Do we need
an opener?
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335. Oh.
I'll — I'll — I'll go get it.
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336. Mmm.
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337. I do so love to sign
upon the dotted line.
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338. Shall we?
Jesus Christ,
yes.
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339. And who
is your witness?
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340. My witness
is the squid.
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341. Really proud of this
SeaWorld theme, aren't you?
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342. Hey, just get a witness, man.
Don't make this about me.
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343. Or perhaps
Richard has no one
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he can trust his life.
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345. Who truly knows him.
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346. Save me.
Fine!
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347. I'll get someone.
Oh, my God.
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348. Morty! C'mere.
I need you for some bullshit.
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349. Look, Rick, I've done
everything you've asked.
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350. Now can I just have some time
with my girlfriend?
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351. Your girlfriend?
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352. I mean, she's not —
we kissed,
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353. but I'm just trying
to take it slow.
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354. You gotta give these things
time to breathe, y'know?
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355. Do you know why
you're special, Adam?
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356. Because I am
- The Traveler?
- Yes.
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357. You will be the one
to pass through the door.
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358. You will be the one
to end our pain.
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359. But, Mother,
what about my pain?
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360. Your pain
shall set us free.
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361. It is time to begin.
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362. Again.
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363. Again!
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364. - You are not ready.
- Please, Mother —
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he will show you mercy?
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366. Like he did to us?
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367. Again!
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368. Does anyone
need anything?
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369. Does Nimbus
need anything?
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370. Holy shit!
Don't judge.
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371. We're growing
- as a couple!
- Aah!
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372. Why is this happening
to me?
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373. For the future!
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374. You dare
assassinate Nimbus?
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375. Sorry. Wait.
Who — Who is that?
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376. Get in line,
pal!
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377. Such a waste.
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378. M-Mother?
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379. Aah!
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380. Jessica!
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381. You just had
to touch the ocean.
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382. Aaah!
Shut up!
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383. There isn't time to —
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384. It's all fucked!
And you fucked it!
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385. Huh?
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386. You're early.
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387. W-What is this place?
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388. The end.
But also a beginning.
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389. Isn't every end
a beginning?
Stay back!
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390. I don't want your stripped down
Sundance sci-fi bullshit.
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391. Where's Jessica?
Jessica.
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392. That was her name, wasn't it?
Thank you, Morty.
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393. I had forgotten.
Oh, right.
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394. You'll be needing this.
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395. For the wine.
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396. Oh, shit, we got him!
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397. Can you believe he bought
that fucking tree bullshit?
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398. We fucking got him!
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399. Very well.
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400. If you seek war with Atlantis,
you shall have it.
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401. Oh, I've already been to war
with Atlantis
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that Mermaid Puss!
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403. I knew
that was you!
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404. Prepare my exit parade!
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405. Say goodbye
to your precious dry land!
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406. For soon it will be wet!
Wet!
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407. Yeah, global warming
is already doing that, asshole.
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408. But sure, yeah, go for it.
Make us slightly more wet!
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409. Am I a joke
to you?
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410. Yes,
you are a fucking joke!
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411. You fucking suck!
You've always sucked!
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412. Y-Y-Y know why
we haven't fought in years?
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413. 'Cause you're an embarrassment
to me
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anymore.
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415. I don't need anybody.
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416. All I do is eat ass
and 69 Nintendos, bro.
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417. - Every day.
- Or maybe you hate me
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418. because I am the only man
to see how far you have fallen.
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419. I used to fear you.
Respect you.
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420. Now all that's left
is pity —
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421. for a sad, drunk shell
of a man
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422. too afraid to see
how alone he truly is.
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423. If Diane were alive today,
what would she think —
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424. Don't fucking establish
canonical backstory with
me, you Red Lob—
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425. Oh, good.
You're awake.
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426. I just
took some wine!
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427. I said I was sorry.
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428. What the fuck
is wrong with you people?
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429. I have been asking that
for centuries.
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430. I was created to study you,
Morty, to know you.
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431. But the closer
I looked,
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432. the more I do not
recognize myself.
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433. Uh, yeah, man, I really don't
have time for —
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434. I have often wondered who
would we be without you, Morty?
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435. Are we anything
beyond our hatred?
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436. And when she came,
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437. I thought
she would be the answer.
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438. Frozen in time.
Forever asleep.
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439. We could not understand
her purpose,
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440. so we hid her away.
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441. Why do we always hide
the truths we fear?
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442. I don't
give a shit, nerd!
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443. Let her go!
Why — Why did
I clone myself genitals?
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444. Ow!
I don't care, bitch!
Do it!
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445. Ooh! Asshole!
Yeah,
guess I am an asshole!
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446. Y'know, sometimes you gotta be
an asshole!
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447. My grandpa
taught me that!
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448. Okay, okay, okay,
fine!
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449. Morty?
Hey, Jessica.
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450. Wow.
Must've been some nap, huh?
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451. I-Is that ooze or —
I'm not sure what to call it.
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452. It l-l-looks like ooze.
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453. Okay.
W-We can catch up later.
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454. What the —
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455. Rick! Rick!
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456. - ... obster motherfucker.
Rick!
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457. Screw this.
What am I even doing?
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458. - Help!
- Where are you?
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459. Come back here.
I'm going to make the land wet!
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460. Y'know what,
I'd love to see it.
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461. Do it!
God, do anything!
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462. Just don't use me
as an excuse anymore!
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463. Rick!
Wow.
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464. That was intense.
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465. You look stressed.
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466. We signed
- the paperwork.
- I must go.
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467. Well, your people
have our number!
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468. Your starfish mentioned
some kind of basket?
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469. - Jesus, Morty.
- Stop! No, no!
Not today!
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470. Can't you go one day
without —You don't get to —
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471. What the —I fucked it up, okay?
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472. It's okay, Morty.
That's what you do.
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473. Now lemme Deus Ex Machina
this shit and let's go home.
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474. God, why does everyone go
Cyber-Punk Bird?
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475. So fuckin' hack.
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476. Oh, shit.
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477. Well, that's cool.
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478. Okay, we might be
a little fucked.
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479. Did you think I would
let you die alone, Richard?
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480. I am Mr. Nimbus!
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481. Wow. Phew.
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482. You — You still got time
for that movie?
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483. Yes. Time.
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484. I had nothing
but time.
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485. Endless time.
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486. At first,
it was madness.
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487. Then enlightenment.
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488. Then madness again.
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489. But perhaps
it was a gift.
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490. I could see
the life of time.
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491. And as I watched
the life of time
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492. in all its fleeting,
terrible light,
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493. I wondered,
had I lived?
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494. Was I just the object
in another's story?
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495. Was that all I ever was?
Could I be more?
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496. I had nothing but time
and still no answer.
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497. Time without purpose
is a prison.
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498. I have glimpsed into the mind
of eternity.
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499. Perhaps the mind of God.
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500. And found
nothing but silence.
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501. I think we should
just be friends.
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502. Oh, yeah.
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503. I-I-I get that.
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504. Guess we missed
our moment.
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505. Yes.
But there will be more.
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506. For both of us.
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507. Goodbye, Morty.
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508. Hey,
how's it going?
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509. Fuck off!
I'm a Time-god!
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510. Fighting by your side again,
Richard.
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511. It was, uh —Yeah.
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512. Then there is
no treaty.
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513. Because there is
no war.
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514. Aw, Nimbus.
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515. That's —
That's really chill of you, man.
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516. Richard.
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517. Before you were
my greatest enemy,
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518. you were
my only friend.
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519. Grandpa,
- I got the shell!
- Shit.
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520. - Okay, Nimbus, look.
- You son of a bitch!
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521. - Betrayal!
- My weapons, Morty!
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522. I-I-I used them all!
Grandpa!
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523. Wait, Grandpa,
what do I do?
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524. I have the shell.
Should I blow it?
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525. Is that — I'm —
I'm just gonna blow it!
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526. Don't blow it!
Destroy the horn!
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527. What the hell,
Summer?
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528. You were supposed to
destroy the horn!
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529. How was I
supposed to know that?
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530. Police!
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531. Take this piece of shit
to jail.
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532. I told, ugh, I told you.
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533. He's an ice-cold
dick killer!
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534. Nimbus!
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535. Wait.
So how can he —
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536. Jesus, Summer.
He's Mr. Nimbus.
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537. He controls the police!
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538. Jer, I think
more than one safe word
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539. sort of
defeats the point.
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540. I know,
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541. we have
every opportunity to stop.
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542. Super excited
about it though.
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543. Me too, so excited.
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544. Jerry, are we doing this
because we both want this?
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545. Or because it's what we think
the other one wants?
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546. I just wanted to prove
that I love you so much
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547. I would do this
- for you!
- Same!
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548. Let's take that prize
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549. before we make
a huge mistake.
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550. Getting cold feet?
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551. No.
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552. - Please don't tell Rick.
- He wouldn't understand.
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553. Yes, he would.
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