1. What kind of parents
drag their kids awayCopy !req
2. for the entire week of spring break?Copy !req
3. I'm missing Mike Triscuit's drug party.Copy !req
4. Look at this. He's already watchingCopy !req
5. "Euphoria" to pregame.Copy !req
6. Pregame. Game. Video game.Copy !req
7. Yes, yes, drugs and video
games. Poor babies.Copy !req
8. What you need is to level up
with a bong rip of nature.Copy !req
9. Trust me, this is good for you.Copy !req
10. Can someone just kill me?Copy !req
11. Grandpa Rick, you can kill anything.Copy !req
12. No, he can't, Summer. We're roughing it.Copy !req
13. And that means no sci-fi bull.Copy !req
14. - Isn't that right, Rick?
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
15. Rick, was that a sci-fi phone call?Copy !req
16. Shut up, Jerry.Copy !req
17. Damn it, I didn't think
she had this number.Copy !req
18. Why are you building a Faraday
box to block out the signal?Copy !req
19. Oh, my God, Grandpa's ghosting someone.Copy !req
20. I'm not ghosting. Hey!
Give it back, Summer!Copy !req
21. "Rick. Please answer me. I'm pregnant"?Copy !req
22. Oh, my God, Grandpa, you boi.Copy !req
23. I'm not a boi, Summer!Copy !req
24. - There's no way those kids are mine.
- Wow.Copy !req
25. At least we know why Rick
actually came on the trip...Copy !req
26. - to avoid his -guy problems.
- Why would this person lie?Copy !req
27. I don't know, honey. She's
addicted to what the Rick did.Copy !req
28. You know, it's...
it's... it's a tale as oldCopy !req
29. as my huge dynamite penis.Copy !req
30. Can we turn the radio on?Copy !req
31. I am not letting you abandon those kidsCopy !req
32. - like you abandoned me.
- Oh, my God!Copy !req
33. We're going to see this
baby mama right now!Copy !req
34. What, like, literally now?Copy !req
35. Yes, now! That's an order.Copy !req
36. Aah!Copy !req
37. No!Copy !req
38. This is exactly what
I was talking about!Copy !req
39. Rick, I hope you realize
the tubing permitCopy !req
40. was non-refundable!Copy !req
41. Relax, Jerry, we'll be
in and out in a minute,Copy !req
42. and then you can get right
back to your dumb vacationCopy !req
43. with a family that doesn't need you.Copy !req
44. Kind of expected someone to defend me,Copy !req
45. but, sure, okay.Copy !req
46. Hello, Gaia. Hold on.Copy !req
47. Let me just adjust my
Seismic-to-English translator.Copy !req
48. Rick. You came.Copy !req
49. - W-Where is she?
- You're looking at her.Copy !req
50. I-I-I-I don't understand.Copy !req
51. Isn't it obvious, Morty?Copy !req
52. I a planet.Copy !req
53. So, what, you just go around
knocking up planets now?Copy !req
54. I-I-Is that what you
do when I'm at school?Copy !req
55. I'm a scientist, Morty. I try things.Copy !req
56. Sex with a living planet?
Big step for mankind.Copy !req
57. Yeah, we finally broke
the deadbeat dad barrier.Copy !req
58. - Ah, where the magic happened.
- Gross.Copy !req
59. Hey, uh, Gaia, baby,Copy !req
60. Big Daddy Rick is here.
What's the problem?Copy !req
61. Children. Birth cycle. Now.Copy !req
62. Okay, gettin' right into it.Copy !req
63. - I am! I am!
- Jesus Christ!Copy !req
64. - I am!
- I am!Copy !req
65. I am!Copy !req
66. Dad, do something! Make it stop!Copy !req
67. You think I know how to stop this?Copy !req
68. I thought she was gonna shit an egg.Copy !req
69. Cool vacation, guys.Copy !req
70. So happy I got to see the human geyserCopy !req
71. instead of micro-dosing with my friends.Copy !req
72. More coming. Kids. Need father.Copy !req
73. Yeah, um, Baby Quakes,
how big is your orbit again?Copy !req
74. I mean, not to say you
get around, but, um...Copy !req
75. Are you kidding me? Look at them!Copy !req
76. They look just like you.Copy !req
77. Yeah, and snakes look like dildos, Beth.Copy !req
78. - What's your point?
- They do?Copy !req
79. The fact is even if they were mine,Copy !req
80. which they're not,
the best parent is evolution.Copy !req
81. They'll probably develop harder skinCopy !req
82. or maybe even webbed arms.Copy !req
83. Man, that'd be cool, huh?
Flying squirrel people?Copy !req
84. Yeah, Dad, that approach
worked out great for me.Copy !req
85. Beth, I know it looks bad, but trust me.Copy !req
86. This is life in the galaxy, okay?Copy !req
87. It's totally normal.Copy !req
88. Fine. You won't do something, I will.Copy !req
89. Welp, there goes the surprise!Copy !req
90. I was gonna have us
jump on the trampolineCopy !req
91. - after we caught our first fish.
- I am!Copy !req
92. What? You're stupid.Copy !req
93. - I am!
- I am! I am!Copy !req
94. - Beth, that's not gonna help.
- Uh, I hate to agree with Rick,Copy !req
95. but shouldn't we just let this be?Copy !req
96. We're supposed to be on vacation.Copy !req
97. You're unemployed, Jerry!Copy !req
98. Every day is a vacation for you.Copy !req
99. - Okay, ouch.
- You guys do whatever you want.Copy !req
100. I'm staying here and fixing this.Copy !req
101. - I am!
- I am!Copy !req
102. Goddamn it, Beth, if you're gonna do it,Copy !req
103. at least do it right.Copy !req
104. Gaia, baby, gonna need a
little raw iron and steam.Copy !req
105. Whatever you need, baby.Copy !req
106. - So much for camping.
- Nope.Copy !req
107. We are going camping.Copy !req
108. There's trees over there.Copy !req
109. - We're on solid ground.
- Mom!Copy !req
110. Summer, Morty, go camp with your father.Copy !req
111. - Ohh, son of a bitch.
- Son of a bitch.Copy !req
112. - I am!
- I am!Copy !req
113. - I am!
- Welp, welcome to lack of abandonment.Copy !req
114. Dad, can we please go backCopy !req
115. and hang out with Grandpa's clay people?Copy !req
116. Why? Because they might
have a Sega Dreamcast?Copy !req
117. Why is it so hard for you
two to let nature in?Copy !req
118. Because this sucks ass.Copy !req
119. Camping is just being homeless
without the change.Copy !req
120. Well, that attitude is exactly
why we're out here.Copy !req
121. You guys wouldn't last
two seconds on your own.Copy !req
122. You're only happy when you're penned inCopy !req
123. and drugged up like some kind
of chicken or lemur. Hey!Copy !req
124. I told you kids no phones!Copy !req
125. There's not even any service.Copy !req
126. Just... Just let us be
happy for a minute.Copy !req
127. You know, maybe if you
two stopped whiningCopy !req
128. and let your old man take the reins,Copy !req
129. you might actually learn something.Copy !req
130. Here. Take a bite of this tasty treat.Copy !req
131. Oh, you think this s'more
makes you special?Copy !req
132. What? Because someone said,Copy !req
133. "good job," to you once
when you were 10?Copy !req
134. That's actually really sad,
Dad. Let's be real.Copy !req
135. You've been high-roading us non-stop,Copy !req
136. forcing us to do nothingCopy !req
137. in the middle of nowhere
because it's the only wayCopy !req
138. you're gonna level the
playing field, isn't it?Copy !req
139. Because if you move the bar so low,Copy !req
140. you might actually seem like
you're worth a.Copy !req
141. Huh.Copy !req
142. I'm gonna go take a walk.Copy !req
143. Jesus Christ, you really need
to stop hanging out with Rick.Copy !req
144. Okay, so, if we divert
the Lawyer Pipeline here,Copy !req
145. they should avoid the Ethics TubeCopy !req
146. and come out spineless
enough to do their job.Copy !req
147. Right. Wait, why are the athletesCopy !req
148. going through the introvert sector?Copy !req
149. Obviously so they can
bully the mathematiciansCopy !req
150. - and give us astronomers.
- God, you are such a space nerd.Copy !req
151. I'm not a nerd. We're raising
a society here, Beth.Copy !req
152. If we want them to be self-sufficient,Copy !req
153. they need to get out into space.Copy !req
154. Birth cycle. Coming.Copy !req
155. We got you, Gai-Gai! Shoot
'em hard and up the middle!Copy !req
156. We got an oversupply of teachersCopy !req
157. putting a strain on the literary drive.Copy !req
158. Activating playwright converter!Copy !req
159. Aah!Copy !req
160. Nice work, honey. Okay, the
therapists are getting bored.Copy !req
161. We need to increase their
supply of incest porn.Copy !req
162. 20% wasn't enough?Copy !req
163. What the hell is that?Copy !req
164. The unproductives. Goddamn it!Copy !req
165. - How are there so many of them?
- Unproductives?Copy !req
166. Yeah, deejays, foodies, influencers.Copy !req
167. I just re-circulate
them through until...Copy !req
168. they blew a hole in the
human resources department!Copy !req
169. - You're fired!
- Downsizing already?Copy !req
170. I'm putting this in your file!Copy !req
171. We gotta fix this, Dad.Copy !req
172. We can't keep recycling them through.Copy !req
173. I could add an online
college workaround.Copy !req
174. Or just push them out
through a pipe in the back.Copy !req
175. - Same thing.
- Same thing.Copy !req
176. These kids may not be mine,
but you definitely are.Copy !req
177. Look at you. My little
steampunk overlord.Copy !req
178. Eeee!Copy !req
179. I don't think he's coming back.Copy !req
180. You know, you... you really
messed him up, Summer.Copy !req
181. Yeah, well, he called me a lemur.Copy !req
182. Let's just go find Grandpa.Copy !req
183. Maybe he can portal
us home or something.Copy !req
184. - Should we leave a note?
- Dad is fine.Copy !req
185. He's probably sucking off a treeCopy !req
186. and having the time
of his life right now.Copy !req
187. Guess you don't want to learn
how to skip rocks, either.Copy !req
188. Aah!Copy !req
189. Aaah!Copy !req
190. Whoa! Whoa! Aah!Copy !req
191. Aaaaaah!Copy !req
192. Ohh!Copy !req
193. Aaaaaah!Copy !req
194. Gah!Copy !req
195. Ohhhh! Aaah!Copy !req
196. Aah!Copy !req
197. Aah!Copy !req
198. Aaah!Copy !req
199. Ow! Hey!Copy !req
200. Aah!Copy !req
201. Aaaaah!Copy !req
202. Aaaaaaaah!Copy !req
203. Ohh!Copy !req
204. Who are you guys?Copy !req
205. We are... unproductives.Copy !req
206. Ahh, I get it.Copy !req
207. Bunch of bull.Copy !req
208. What is that?Copy !req
209. This? This is camping.Copy !req
210. Camping? Ooh!Copy !req
211. Camping!Copy !req
212. Camping! Camping! Camping!Copy !req
213. Good work there, TickTock.Copy !req
214. Keep whittling. Incredible.Copy !req
215. You've almost got smoke
over there, Florflock.Copy !req
216. There you go, guys!Copy !req
217. Pump those cheeks.Copy !req
218. That's the camping spirit.Copy !req
219. What the... Squeeb!Copy !req
220. This is not a tent.Copy !req
221. It is a new kind of tent,Copy !req
222. with special gutters to
funnel the rain, and a door.Copy !req
223. It's a house!Copy !req
224. No houses! No doors!Copy !req
225. Once you have doors, you have indoors.Copy !req
226. Once you have indoors,
you won't want to camp anymore.Copy !req
227. Then why do they not camp?Copy !req
228. Because they're bad.Copy !req
229. Bad. Bad. Bad.Copy !req
230. Bad. Bad. Bad.Copy !req
231. Oh, my God. Maybe Dad was right.Copy !req
232. Maybe we have no life skills.Copy !req
233. I've definitely drank more
pee than I care to remember.Copy !req
234. I'm just gonna sit down.Copy !req
235. If I die, don't eat my ass.
That'd be weird.Copy !req
236. Uh, Summer?Copy !req
237. Damn, you think they got infectedCopy !req
238. by a mind slug or something?Copy !req
239. Probably drove through a nebulaCopy !req
240. that made them see their own fears.Copy !req
241. Whoa!Copy !req
242. These controls.Copy !req
243. It's just like my video
game controllers.Copy !req
244. I just wish I could read these symbols.Copy !req
245. This looks just like Tricia's bong.Copy !req
246. Morty, I think these tubes might containCopy !req
247. all of their collective knowledge.Copy !req
248. - Mm!
- Well?Copy !req
249. I think we got this, bro.Copy !req
250. Beth, you wanna do the honors?Copy !req
251. What? Really? Wow. Okay.Copy !req
252. - Here we go.Copy !req
253. If you told me six days
ago I'd be christeningCopy !req
254. a generation ship for
my half-rock children,Copy !req
255. I would've called you crazy.Copy !req
256. But I guess that's the lesson...
crazy things happenCopy !req
257. when you put in the work. Salud!Copy !req
258. Doopnar! Sing something!Copy !req
259. - Great toast, Dad.
- Thanks, sweetie.Copy !req
260. Damn, listen to those pipes.Copy !req
261. You sure these kids are yours?Copy !req
262. What, you've never
heard me sing karaoke?Copy !req
263. I'm... I'm pretty good when
someone's in my register,Copy !req
264. like the guy that sings
"Circle of Life."Copy !req
265. Can't remember his name.
Dresses up weird.Copy !req
266. Look at this. Everyone's happy.Copy !req
267. They're about to go into space.Copy !req
268. I know things haven't
always been great with us,Copy !req
269. but we do make a pretty good team.Copy !req
270. Uh, Rick? Can we talk?Copy !req
271. Kinda in the middle of a
breakthrough with my daughter.Copy !req
272. Go ahead, Dad.
Gaia deserves some time, too.Copy !req
273. - They're your kids.
- Yes, about that.Copy !req
274. Pam! It's good to see you, baby!Copy !req
275. Um, Gaia? You know this guy?Copy !req
276. Ha! You call her Gaia? So lame.Copy !req
277. Is that... God?Copy !req
278. Rick. The kids. I messed up.Copy !req
279. - You're not their father.
- Little ones!Copy !req
280. Daddy's here!Copy !req
281. I'm sending some fog down.Copy !req
282. - Feel my presence through the fog!
- Ooh!Copy !req
283. Beth! What the. Don't touch it!Copy !req
284. You gotta be kidding me.
God is the father?Copy !req
285. No hard feelings, okay?Copy !req
286. We thought they were yours, you know,Copy !req
287. because they're so small.Copy !req
288. Oh, wow. No hard feelings.
Y-You hear that, Beth?Copy !req
289. Guy swoops in after we raised
his whole civilizationCopy !req
290. and tells us he forgives us.
What a mooch!Copy !req
291. Don't push me, asshole!Copy !req
292. Rick, I think you should go.Copy !req
293. Seriously? You really
want this pile of dry iceCopy !req
294. to raise your kids?Copy !req
295. Stop acting like you did a good job.Copy !req
296. You made my kids soft and empty inside.Copy !req
297. This city is a monument to nothing!Copy !req
298. Where is their faith?Copy !req
299. Reggie is right.Copy !req
300. The children are not ready to leave.Copy !req
301. He can give them more.Copy !req
302. I mean, maybe we should just bail, Dad.Copy !req
303. At least this guy is immortal
and can stick around.Copy !req
304. Bull. They're
my kids! We're staying!Copy !req
305. Bad! Bad!Copy !req
306. See? Now, this is the kind
of shit I'm talking about.Copy !req
307. - Bad! Bad!
- Jerry! Oh, my God! Is that you?Copy !req
308. - What the hell are you doing?
- Camping.Copy !req
309. Oh, look, Jerry finally
found his people.Copy !req
310. All it took was a deep enough drip pan.Copy !req
311. You labeled these
creatures "unproductive,"Copy !req
312. but I have given them
more purpose than ever.Copy !req
313. Oh, yeah? They filing
your unemployment forms?Copy !req
314. His tongue is sharp,
but it cannot whittle.Copy !req
315. The Great Roughing of It is at hand.Copy !req
316. You will now join the One FamilyCopy !req
317. on its Eternal Getaway.Copy !req
318. Or join the embers over
which we hold marshmallowsCopy !req
319. at just the right distance.Copy !req
320. Six inches! Until it gets golden brown!Copy !req
321. Don't let it start on fire!Copy !req
322. The carbon is bad for you!Copy !req
323. What's happening?Copy !req
324. My children, I give you my power.Copy !req
325. Use it to take what is yours.Copy !req
326. Oh, this mother.
Raise the walls!Copy !req
327. Walls can't stop us, Rick.
We are chosen.Copy !req
328. Sha-boom-boom!Copy !req
329. Sorry! Sorry!Copy !req
330. Just trying to get the
hang of this thing.Copy !req
331. Nice choice of chosen people, G-diddles.Copy !req
332. I guess you'll be playing
the "mysterious ways" cardCopy !req
333. - on that one.
- You wanna go, bro?Copy !req
334. I'll kick your ass myself.Copy !req
335. Oh, dude, don't tempt me.Copy !req
336. When I'm done with you,
you'll need a staffCopy !req
337. to un-part your face.Copy !req
338. Guys. Please. Not in front of the kids.Copy !req
339. Did you for real just try to smite me?Copy !req
340. Siri, triangulate source of power.Copy !req
341. Got you now, you son of a bitch.Copy !req
342. Sweetie, you handle the hippies.Copy !req
343. I'll handle the off-brand Yahweh.Copy !req
344. - Kick his ass, Dad!
- Bear witness.Copy !req
345. Now you see my true form.Copy !req
346. The clouds were simply a shape
more appealing to Gaia's mind.Copy !req
347. No shit. Any form is more
appealing than this.Copy !req
348. You look like Kid Rock Zeus.Copy !req
349. Oh, seriously, you expect
me to fight you like this?Copy !req
350. You're the size of four
Empire State Buildings.Copy !req
351. All right, mother. Let's go.Copy !req
352. Aaah! Aah!Copy !req
353. Ha-ha! You like that?Copy !req
354. - Ohh!
- Here comes some pain!Copy !req
355. Ohh!Copy !req
356. Ow!Copy !req
357. Ow!Copy !req
358. And... that last one should be...Copy !req
359. the start button.Copy !req
360. Perfect. I guess we're ready.Copy !req
361. Let's show Mom and Dad what video gamesCopy !req
362. and partying are all about.Copy !req
363. Jesus Christ, was that the wings?Copy !req
364. This is not like a video game!Copy !req
365. - It's not like a video game at all!
- Oh, my God, make it stop! Make it stop!Copy !req
366. - How do I make it stop?
- I don't know. I'm high!Copy !req
367. Aah!Copy !req
368. Oh, God, now I'm high, too!Copy !req
369. - Jerry, that's enough.
- Oh, hey, babe.Copy !req
370. You like these plagues I'm
unleashing on your asses?Copy !req
371. No, they're lame. It's not a great signCopy !req
372. that your army's on the
same side as disease.Copy !req
373. Sorry we aren't modern enough
to sort people by valueCopy !req
374. and shit the losers
through a mean butt tube!Copy !req
375. Just admit this is about you
wanting to feel needed!Copy !req
376. Says the woman who sold out her familyCopy !req
377. for an ounce of approval
from her drunk father!Copy !req
378. Well, maybe he drinks
because it isn't easyCopy !req
379. to be more powerful than God.Copy !req
380. Well, if it's god powerCopy !req
381. that gets you going, light some candlesCopy !req
382. and put on the Billy Ocean
because Moses is homeCopy !req
383. and he's ready to burn some bush!Copy !req
384. Sha-boom-boom!Copy !req
385. Ohh!Copy !req
386. Ow! All right, all right, stop.Copy !req
387. - Come on, bitch!
- Look, you win, okay?Copy !req
388. Ju... I don't care about the kids.Copy !req
389. Smite them, raise them to sheep.Copy !req
390. Just keep the city, okay?Copy !req
391. My daughter and I built that thing.Copy !req
392. - It's important to her.
- No, bro. I'm a Zeus.Copy !req
393. I can literally do anything.Copy !req
394. Think I'm gonna hang
around and raise kids?Copy !req
395. The only lesson they need
is right here... fear.Copy !req
396. And it looks like school's out, bitch.Copy !req
397. I-I think you mean school's in.Copy !req
398. What are... What are you talking about?Copy !req
399. I-If you're teaching fear,Copy !req
400. then choking me... school would be in.Copy !req
401. Fine. School's in, bitch.Copy !req
402. Oh.Copy !req
403. What the.Copy !req
404. Ohh! Are we dead? D-Did we die?Copy !req
405. I don't ever want to be high again.Copy !req
406. I-I got scared straight.Copy !req
407. Oh, my God, I got scared straight.Copy !req
408. Dad was right.Copy !req
409. We... We think we know everything,Copy !req
410. but maybe we're the ones who suck.Copy !req
411. You kids are my heroes!Copy !req
412. You saved Grandpa's life!
I love you so much!Copy !req
413. - Papa!
- Papa!Copy !req
414. We played video games and
got high! We did wrong!Copy !req
415. - We did wrong!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, little boopas.Copy !req
416. Come on, now. You kids,
you did real good here.Copy !req
417. You did good.Copy !req
418. Getting high and playing
video games is the best,Copy !req
419. I swear to God.Copy !req
420. But Mom and Dad are gonna be mad.Copy !req
421. No, hey, hey, look, no.Copy !req
422. your mom and dad.
Your parents are a bag of dicks.Copy !req
423. Getting high and playing
video games is the best,Copy !req
424. and I will never sell you out, ever.Copy !req
425. Now, we got to get out of hereCopy !req
426. before this guy falls out of the sky.Copy !req
427. He's generating an ionic cloudCopy !req
428. from his own belief system.Copy !req
429. Holy. Summer,
were you smoking this?Copy !req
430. You were basically inhaling
brake fluid. Jesus!Copy !req
431. Mm, yeah.Copy !req
432. It's over, Beth. Tell your
people to lower the gatesCopy !req
433. and pack their moisture-wicking shirts.Copy !req
434. Incoming!Copy !req
435. Jerry!Copy !req
436. Beth! Just hold on!Copy !req
437. I'm losing my grip!Copy !req
438. - Jerry.
- Squeeb?Copy !req
439. Use the s'more, Jerry.Copy !req
440. - Ow! You stabbed my hand!
- Sorry! Sorry!Copy !req
441. Should... Should we make love?Copy !req
442. Jerry, I love you,Copy !req
443. but I can literally smell
your balls from here.Copy !req
444. Oh, wow.Copy !req
445. Ask God for a flood next time.
It'll come with a shower.Copy !req
446. Noted.Copy !req
447. Aw, geez, that... that poor guy.Copy !req
448. Can you maybe not tell Mom and Dad?Copy !req
449. Relax, it's just a Zeus.
If this was the real God, it...Copy !req
450. it'd be a completely different story.Copy !req
451. Rick! What did you do?Copy !req
452. I mean, gravity did most of it.Copy !req
453. - So, you, technically.
- I told you to leave!Copy !req
454. Yeah, well, you also asked
me to raise your kids.Copy !req
455. Uh, not sure if you heard the
phrase, "pick a lane," but...Copy !req
456. You killed their father!Copy !req
457. Father or not, he was a
lying piece of.Copy !req
458. I don't care who else
stuffed your crust,Copy !req
459. but I'm the guy that showed up.Copy !req
460. But I mean, if you want,Copy !req
461. I can still power-wash his guts
off the tower and maybe...Copy !req
462. Get oooout!Copy !req
463. Okay, yeah, she's pissed.Copy !req
464. I mean, you killed her
slam piece, Grandpa.Copy !req
465. I don't blame her.Copy !req
466. See? You put the fire stick
to the wood, and, voilà!Copy !req
467. Campfire.Copy !req
468. You have known about
this the whole time?Copy !req
469. I'm not gonna waste my
time building you an ark,Copy !req
470. but if your mom gets clingy,Copy !req
471. you can use this to get some space.Copy !req
472. Is that all you want to say to
your children before you leave?Copy !req
473. Oh, yeah, uh, don't ask me for money.Copy !req
474. I mean, Gaia's not
gonna raise those guysCopy !req
475. to hunt us down, right?Copy !req
476. Oh, most definitely.
I put a tracker on their ship.Copy !req
477. I'll blow it up if they
come anywhere near me.Copy !req
478. Well, kids, never thought I'd say this,Copy !req
479. - but, Summer, you were right.
- Wait, what?Copy !req
480. I thought I wanted to teach
you guys about tents,Copy !req
481. but really, I just wanted
to feel important.Copy !req
482. I guess sometimes teenagers do knowCopy !req
483. what they're talking
about, even if it's mean.Copy !req
484. Right, but didn't you, like, go
into god-mode and fight Mom?Copy !req
485. Love is the only power
that matters, Morty.Copy !req
486. No, you had actual power,
and you did jack shit.Copy !req
487. That was a divine staff.Copy !req
488. You could've cured cancer
or raised the dead.Copy !req
489. - Instead you made bugs.
- Well, I was impressed, Dad.Copy !req
490. He saved my life, no thanks to you.Copy !req
491. Your kids got high on alien mistCopy !req
492. and drove the ship into
that Zeus guy's head.Copy !req
493. - Basically murdered him.
- Grandpa!Copy !req
494. - What the hell?
- Come on!Copy !req
495. What? You did. I mean,
not to cast the first stone,Copy !req
496. but, Beth and Jerry, pretty
terrible parenting on your part.Copy !req
497. Did you know Summer
huffed a K-Zax Array?Copy !req
498. She basically smoked "The Ring."Copy !req
499. Most pilots die after three days.Copy !req
500. And Morty, the moron,Copy !req
501. he thought the ship worked
like a game controller.Copy !req
502. What in the Disney
Channel is that?Copy !req
503. Maybe help him with homework next time.Copy !req
504. He's clearly crying for help.Copy !req
505. Planets Only. Planets
Only. Planets Only.Copy !req
506. Entire systems of steamy, lush globesCopy !req
507. and barely habitable celestial objectsCopy !req
508. are drifting through
the void just for you.Copy !req
509. - Planets Only.
- Let's terraform.Copy !req
510. - Or colonize me as I am.
- Planets Only.Copy !req
511. Oops, there's a hole in my ozone.Copy !req
512. I didn't put it there. Did you?Copy !req
513. I can't fill it by myself.Copy !req
514. I'm not smart enough.Copy !req
515. Young, dumb, and orbiting the sun.Copy !req
516. The greenhouse is in full
effect at Planets Only.Copy !req
517. Oh, I want you to split my
Pangea into distinct continents.Copy !req
518. I don't have hydrostatic
equilibrium yet.Copy !req
519. Is that something you can learn?Copy !req
520. You get the idea.Copy !req
521. Phew!Copy !req
522. I was watching over your
shoulder for a full minute.Copy !req
523. So? I was watching because it's funny.Copy !req
524. It's... It's... They...
They... They're planets,Copy !req
525. but they're sexy.
It's a comedic premise.Copy !req
526. - Yeah.
- Planets Only.Copy !req
527. Planets Only.Copy !req