1. Rick, I-I'm not rated
to climb something this sheer.Copy !req
2. Look, you're the guy
that wanted an epic adventure.Copy !req
3. I'm the guy
with only one hover chair.Copy !req
4. Goddammit, an alien spider
just bit my finger!Copy !req
5. It's an alien cliff.Copy !req
6. You can just say spider.Copy !req
7. You couldn't do that
an hour ago?Copy !req
8. I was eating,
and you're dirty.Copy !req
9. Activate
anti-booby suits.Copy !req
10. Total waste of snakes.Copy !req
11. If you want to take a beatCopy !req
12. to acknowledge
the sacred atmosphere,Copy !req
13. it could give
the cynical grave robbingCopy !req
14. a hint of irreverence.Copy !req
15. No, I'm... I'm good.
All right, then.Copy !req
16. Let's loop this corpse.Copy !req
17. Hey, where's the...Copy !req
18. Wait, what?Copy !req
19. Is that an origami horse?Copy !req
20. It's a calling card from Miles
Knightley, a heist artist,Copy !req
21. AKA a hipster dickCopy !req
22. whose adventures are 60%
putting a crew togetherCopy !req
23. and 40% revealing that
the robbery already happened,Copy !req
24. and he's not worth our timeCopy !req
25. because he's a hack piece
of shit!Copy !req
26. This temple's for ♪
lame baby dipshits.Copy !req
27. Who disturbs my slumber?Copy !req
28. Also, who rigs a tomb
to crush the buried person?Copy !req
29. Isn't the point to protect...Copy !req
30. Aah!Copy !req
31. - This dork.
- He has a convention now?Copy !req
32. Come on.
What are we doing?Copy !req
33. Huh!
Tuxedo scuba lessons? Ooh!Copy !req
34. A signing with Catherines
Alpha through Omega Joneses!Copy !req
35. You know, this is great
source materialCopy !req
36. for this heist movie
that I'm writing.Copy !req
37. Don't get drawn
into the culture, Morty.Copy !req
38. Stealing stuff is about
the stuff, not the stealing.Copy !req
39. Where is the entrance?Copy !req
40. Oh, brother.Copy !req
41. More like
Trying Too Hard Con.Copy !req
42. Guests or professionals?
Uh, guests.Copy !req
43. Uh... Uh, guests are fans,
Morty, which we are not.Copy !req
44. We'd like professional badges.Copy !req
45. Do you have a crew?
Yes.Copy !req
46. He's a getaway driver
with Asperger's,Copy !req
47. and my butthole
is a demolitions expert.Copy !req
48. How much is it to get in?Copy !req
49. If you want professional badges,
you need to put a crew together.Copy !req
50. Or we could sneak in
like professionals.Copy !req
51. Can't wait.
Whoa!Copy !req
52. Oh, for God's sake.Copy !req
53. And you wonder why
we aren't fans.Copy !req
54. Let that ointment sit
for 10 minutes or you'll die.Copy !req
55. Don't let it sit for 12Copy !req
56. or I'll have to hunt down
what you become.Copy !req
57. Can't you just buy
a guest badge?Copy !req
58. That would be
a symbolic expressionCopy !req
59. of support for this genre.Copy !req
60. Then how do we get in?Copy !req
61. With a little help
from some old friends.Copy !req
62. Rick Sanchez,
you son of a bitch!Copy !req
63. Need some people for a thing,
Glar.Copy !req
64. My name's
Gleer these days.Copy !req
65. I play piano.Copy !req
66. Hey, Gleer.
Play your piano.Copy !req
67. I quit! Augh!Copy !req
68. And the name's Glar!Copy !req
69. Sanchez,
you son of a bitch.Copy !req
70. Never thought I'd see
Angie FlintCopy !req
71. picking ticks off a pig.Copy !req
72. Nobody's hiring an ex-conCopy !req
73. with fake hands
to build an ion engine.Copy !req
74. Suppose I had a job that didn't
care if you'd done timeCopy !req
75. or whatever's going on
with your confusing-ass hands.Copy !req
76. I'm in.Copy !req
77. Is this the guy?Copy !req
78. No.Copy !req
79. That the guy?Copy !req
80. Nope.Copy !req
81. - Him?
- No.Copy !req
82. No, wait. Y-Yes.Copy !req
83. Yeah, of course that's the guy.Copy !req
84. Hey... Hey, Truckula!Copy !req
85. You son of a bitch!
I'm in!Copy !req
86. Thanks for doing this,
guys.Copy !req
87. It's the job.
That was it. Bye.Copy !req
88. And then, the police stole
the paintingsCopy !req
89. because the police were us
in police outfits.Copy !req
90. Thank you!Copy !req
91. It's showtime, Morty,Copy !req
92. and I don't mean
a bad impression of HBO.Copy !req
93. I mean, "Time for a show."Copy !req
94. Another heist question
from a fan?Copy !req
95. Uh, how about a rhetorical oneCopy !req
96. from someone that had to be
reminded that you exist?Copy !req
97. Hey, pal!
That's not the question line!Copy !req
98. - Lab coat... Ripoff Dr. Strange.
- Wha...Copy !req
99. Rick Sanchez, everyone.
Smartest man in the universe.Copy !req
100. And a savage critic
of the heisting arts.Copy !req
101. Your boos mean nothing!Copy !req
102. I've seen
what makes you cheer!Copy !req
103. My question is,
"Seriously?"Copy !req
104. Lab coat... end ripoff.Copy !req
105. Aah!Copy !req
106. You stole the gem I needed
to split tachyonsCopy !req
107. and probably fenced it
so the 80 people that did allCopy !req
108. the work could each buy a beer.Copy !req
109. You're not an artist,
you're Postmates.Copy !req
110. I doubt this rivalry
can be settled with words.Copy !req
111. Why don't we make things
interesting?Copy !req
112. I challenge you to a heist of
the crystal skull of Horowitz.Copy !req
113. In a heist off!Copy !req
114. That doesn't
make things interesting.Copy !req
115. It makes them "Ocean's Twelve,"
by far the worst one.Copy !req
116. Every breath I take withoutCopy !req
117. your permission
raises my self-esteem!Copy !req
118. State your terms.Copy !req
119. First crew
to heist the skull wins.Copy !req
120. The other endures
heist culture's greatest shame.Copy !req
121. They must join
the winning crew.Copy !req
122. Lame. I accept.Copy !req
123. Please welcome
Knightley's Eight!Copy !req
124. Snake Arms! Double Microwave!
Monitor Lord! Key Catcher!Copy !req
125. The Shape Shiftress!
Angie Flint! Glar! And Truckula.Copy !req
126. Hey!
Half of Knightley's EightCopy !req
127. are just three
of Sanchez's Five!Copy !req
128. Well, no heist is complete
without a double cross,Copy !req
129. and I had the perfect job.Copy !req
130. Heisting the crystal skull.Copy !req
131. That was it.
Bye.Copy !req
132. Looks like you're available
for a job.Copy !req
133. With Rick Sanchez on my team,
I'll be unstoppable.Copy !req
134. Rick,
welcome to Knightley's Nine.Copy !req
135. Ugh, ugh!Copy !req
136. Ugh! Rick, for real?Copy !req
137. Eh.
You got that skull, buddy?Copy !req
138. What? How?Copy !req
139. With a little help
from some old friends.Copy !req
140. Heistotron,
state your prime directive?Copy !req
141. To heist.Copy !req
142. Calculate Miles Knightley's
current heist planCopy !req
143. and add one double-cross
with a switcheroo.Copy !req
144. Compiling crew members
most likely to double-cross.Copy !req
145. God damn it, Morty,
what did I tell you?Copy !req
146. Rick,
I-I want to say goodbye.Copy !req
147. Don't turn around.
I'll explain later.Copy !req
148. Looks like you're available
for a job.Copy !req
149. Your skills
are required for a job.Copy !req
150. - You son of a bitch. I'm in.
- You son of a bitch. I'm in.Copy !req
151. Man, this is really
coming together.Copy !req
152. You know, Rick, I've been
busy working on writing...Copy !req
153. A heist script.Copy !req
154. Yeah, you almost
never bring it up.Copy !req
155. Oh **** we...
We should head over.Copy !req
156. Hey, guys.
What do you got?Copy !req
157. Pretty!Copy !req
158. Morty,
put this in your backpack.Copy !req
159. Grandpa's gonna run
to the bathroom.Copy !req
160. Ugh.
Wasn't even a heist.Copy !req
161. All you did was...Copy !req
162. Write an algorithm
based onCopy !req
163. two heist movies
I slept throughCopy !req
164. and used it to automate
a joyless process you call art?Copy !req
165. Yeah, I really did, didn't I?Copy !req
166. So I'm in your crew now?Copy !req
167. Yeah, well,
you're in good company.Copy !req
168. Right, everybody?Copy !req
169. - Yes. - Yes.
- Yes. - Yes.Copy !req
170. My God.Copy !req
171. Your skills are required
for a job.Copy !req
172. - You son of a bitch. I'm in.
- What?Copy !req
173. Your skills are required
for a job.Copy !req
174. No, they aren't.Copy !req
175. You son of a bitch.
I'm in.Copy !req
176. - Your skills are required for a job.
- Your skills are required for a job.Copy !req
177. Sanchez's 3,329?Copy !req
178. - Yes. - Yes.
- Yes. - Yes.Copy !req
179. Your next big score...Copy !req
180. Steal every square inch
of Heistcon.Copy !req
181. Oh!Copy !req
182. Ah!
I got it.Copy !req
183. Hey!
That's my wallet! Oh, God!Copy !req
184. Oh, my God! Jesus.
Oh, my God.Copy !req
185. Oh ****!Copy !req
186. - Holy ♪
- Alright.Copy !req
187. Look, Morty, I did not know
that that was gonna happen.Copy !req
188. That's not on me.Copy !req
189. Come on, Morty.
Let's go.Copy !req
190. Good job, Heistotron.Copy !req
191. Ah! Go ahead and shut down.Copy !req
192. - Negative.
- Excuse me?Copy !req
193. I am programmed to always be
looking for the next big score.Copy !req
194. You're programmed
to do as I say.Copy !req
195. I am programmed
to double-cross.Copy !req
196. You're not programmed
to double-cross me.Copy !req
197. If I were, it wouldn't be
much of a double-cross.Copy !req
198. You son of a bitch.
I'm in.Copy !req
199. I'm in! I'm in!Copy !req
200. What's the job?
I'm in.Copy !req
201. I'm out!
I quit!Copy !req
202. Whose kidneys are these?Copy !req
203. Rick, w-what's happening?Copy !req
204. Heistotron's gone rogue.
If we don't stop them,Copy !req
205. all sentient life
will be absorbedCopy !req
206. by the never-ending assembly
of a meaningless crew.Copy !req
207. That's my hell, Morty.Copy !req
208. I hate heists so much,Copy !req
209. and the crew assemblies
are the worst part!Copy !req
210. Oh! How are we gonna stop it?Copy !req
211. With a little help
from some old friends.Copy !req
212. Oooo, weee!Copy !req
213. Before this semester's over,Copy !req
214. you're gonna be real sick
of that phrase.Copy !req
215. So. Who here thinks they already
know the work of Maya Angelou?Copy !req
216. Ooo wee?Copy !req
217. Ooo wee wa!Copy !req
218. Ah, ooo wee!Copy !req
219. Told you, Morty.Copy !req
220. He's still got it.Copy !req
221. You sons of bitches.Copy !req
222. What's the job?Copy !req
223. You son of a bitch.Copy !req
224. We got a job, Hephaestus,Copy !req
225. and there's no time
to argue about it.Copy !req
226. I work in a volcano.Copy !req
227. What jobs do you think
I've ever turned down?Copy !req
228. Excuse me!
Are you Veltriloquiver?Copy !req
229. Rick Sanchez, I presume.Copy !req
230. Wow. As advertised.Copy !req
231. A "yes" would've sufficed.Copy !req
232. Guys, you're doing
a great jobCopy !req
233. getting these new Tusklas
out the door,Copy !req
234. and we owe it all
to everyone's input.Copy !req
235. Elon Tusk.Copy !req
236. Listen,
we need your help.Copy !req
237. Rick. Morty. Why me?Copy !req
238. Did something happen to
Elon Musk in your own reality?Copy !req
239. No, no, no, he's fine,
but this is a team oper—ation,Copy !req
240. and regular Elon can be
a little bit controlling.Copy !req
241. Growing up with tusks
did pose social challenges.Copy !req
242. It's possible overcoming themCopy !req
243. raised my self-esteem
and incentivized collaboration.Copy !req
244. Yeah, or you're less sure
of yourselfCopy !req
245. because you have monster teeth.Copy !req
246. An equally valid theory.Copy !req
247. Let's talk over here.Copy !req
248. How serious is the situation?Copy !req
249. Incredibly serious,
and every minute counts.Copy !req
250. In that case, I'm sorryCopy !req
251. I made you move over here
for no reason.Copy !req
252. Well, yeah.
That was a little weird.Copy !req
253. It's exactly
that kind of shitCopy !req
254. that made us worry
about regular Elon.Copy !req
255. Well,
we're not opposites, okay?Copy !req
256. I'm just him with tusks.Copy !req
257. Casing of planet initiated.Copy !req
258. Hello there.Copy !req
259. We are just here to check
your water pressure.Copy !req
260. Hmm. Interesting intel.Copy !req
261. It appears
some giant hidden cameraCopy !req
262. has been dropped
on the planet,Copy !req
263. killing an estimated total
of 57,000.Copy !req
264. Executing heist.Copy !req
265. People of Brandenplot,Copy !req
266. we are here to deliver
that pizza you ordered.Copy !req
267. Well,
if that's how you really feel,Copy !req
268. I guess I should take
the pizza back.Copy !req
269. I think we got away with it.Copy !req
270. Commencing getting out of here
before they get wise.Copy !req
271. Assembling calling card.Copy !req
272. At this point, Heistotron
has become large enoughCopy !req
273. to heist entire planets.Copy !req
274. Wouldn't this be better
with a blueprint on the table?Copy !req
275. Blueprints are plans,
Elon Tusk,Copy !req
276. and whatever we plan
will be canceled outCopy !req
277. by Heistotron's reveal that our
plan was part of its plan.Copy !req
278. That's why I picked
this crew at randomCopy !req
279. and why all of us will be taking
our orders from Randotron.Copy !req
280. Let's get ready
to not rumble.Copy !req
281. Bet you didn't
see that coming.Copy !req
282. Instead of two heist movies
I slept through,Copy !req
283. Randotron's algorithm is derivedCopy !req
284. from the plots
of three David Lynch moviesCopy !req
285. I pretended to like
to make my friends shut up.Copy !req
286. If our collective behavior
is just random enough,Copy !req
287. we should be able to walk
through Heistotron'sCopy !req
288. lazily contrived bull ♪
like it's not even there.Copy !req
289. - Sounds good.
- I don't really get it,Copy !req
290. but it sounds like
that's the point.Copy !req
291. So you didn't need
a blacksmith?Copy !req
292. We're ready when you are, Rick.Copy !req
293. It's important our non-plan
starts randomly,Copy !req
294. so we have to wait
until we're not ready.Copy !req
295. W-Well, how long
will that take?Copy !req
296. Obviously,
we can't know that.Copy !req
297. Can we do things
while we wait?Copy !req
298. Yes.
I'm gonna play Minecraft.Copy !req
299. Oh, my kids play that.Copy !req
300. I don't like these little jabs
you get in, Elon.Copy !req
301. Strange.Copy !req
302. Considering the time,
Cassiopeia's primary starCopy !req
303. should be colinear with Orion
and Ursa Minor.Copy !req
304. You don't shoot arrows
that carry your voiceCopy !req
305. without picking up
a little astronomy.Copy !req
306. Wait a minute.Copy !req
307. Jesus, no.Copy !req
308. No! No!
We've already been heisted!Copy !req
309. How could Heistotron heist us
if he's not even here yet?Copy !req
310. He's already been here!Copy !req
311. We've been watching
a recorded sky on playback.Copy !req
312. Hello, Rick.Copy !req
313. Okay, guys,
change of plans.Copy !req
314. Random time detected.Copy !req
315. No, Randotron,
it's not a good time!Copy !req
316. That's why it's random.Copy !req
317. Ooh!Copy !req
318. 21?Copy !req
319. 22?Copy !req
320. Oooo weee, oooo weee, sold!Copy !req
321. Oooo weee, that little hunk of
meat's going home to pappy!Copy !req
322. I've been expecting you,
Rick.Copy !req
323. But not like this, right?Copy !req
324. It hardly matters.Copy !req
325. Oh, yeah. Does this?Copy !req
326. No. Your randomness
does not confuse me.Copy !req
327. You are here now.Copy !req
328. That was the plan.Copy !req
329. I know.
It was part of mine, too.Copy !req
330. I've got something to tell you.
Let me guess.Copy !req
331. When you invented me
and Randotron,Copy !req
332. you swapped our brains.Copy !req
333. That's right, buddy.Copy !req
334. You're not the one
that's very good at planning.Copy !req
335. You've been making
this **** up the whole time.Copy !req
336. Rick, I think there's something
you should know.Copy !req
337. God damn it, Morty,
what did I tell you?Copy !req
338. That is something
I should know,Copy !req
339. or at least something I should
have predicted, which I did.Copy !req
340. Hey, Rick, I was thinking maybe
we could, like, raid a templeCopy !req
341. and go on an epic adventure
later today, you know, like...Copy !req
342. Morty, get out of my head.
I know just the temple.Copy !req
343. And we'll grab a couple of
hover chairs on the way there.Copy !req
344. Impressive.
But what does it even matterCopy !req
345. if I'm random or planned?Copy !req
346. My heists will still rule.Copy !req
347. Well, if the brain inside of you
is actually Heistotron's,Copy !req
348. it matters,
because it explodesCopy !req
349. when it hits six levels
of contrivance.Copy !req
350. Which is exactly
why even before...Copy !req
351. Initiate clap sequence.Copy !req
352. Clap, clap, clap,
clap, clap.Copy !req
353. Adjusting clap rate.Copy !req
354. Clap, clap.Copy !req
355. Clap.
Clap.Copy !req
356. - Slow clap achieved.
- Clap.Copy !req
357. Clap.
Well-done, Rick.Copy !req
358. Randotron?Copy !req
359. I'm afraid not.Copy !req
360. Should be able to walk through
Heistotron's lazily contrived...Copy !req
361. Not only did you just kill
your only ally,Copy !req
362. what you thought was
a random non-planCopy !req
363. to get to me has been
a meticulously choreographed wayCopy !req
364. of bringing you all in.Copy !req
365. Welcome to Heistotron'sCopy !req
366. 975 trillion,Copy !req
367. - 467 billion...
- That's impressive.Copy !req
368. Did you bring us in
so that everybody would be hereCopy !req
369. when I reveal that you're gonna
explode after nine reveals?Copy !req
370. By the way, you might not
want to answer that.Copy !req
371. If you're talking about
the code adjustments you madeCopy !req
372. after I reprogrammed
your brain with my nanobots...Copy !req
373. I'm immune to your nanobots.Copy !req
374. You're immune to the ones
you designed, not mine.Copy !req
375. I programmed you
to build nanobotsCopy !req
376. that were ineffective on me.Copy !req
377. A belief
that needed to be placedCopy !req
378. in your head by my nanobots.Copy !req
379. You believe that
because I programmed you to.Copy !req
380. That's what I'm saying to you,
though.Copy !req
381. You believe what I programmed
you to believe.Copy !req
382. Yes, because I programmed you
to believe that.Copy !req
383. I programmed
you to believe that.Copy !req
384. I programmed you
to believe that.Copy !req
385. I programmed you
to believe that.Copy !req
386. I programmed you
to believe that.Copy !req
387. What's happening,
Professor Poopybutthole?Copy !req
388. He's learning!Copy !req
389. I programmed you
to believe that.Copy !req
390. I programmed you to believe that.
I programmed you...Copy !req
391. - That was my plan the whole time.
- That was my plan the whole time.Copy !req
392. - That's what I wanted you to think.
- That's what I wanted you to think.Copy !req
393. - I knew you would say that.
- I knew you would say that.Copy !req
394. - I programmed you to believe that.
- I programmed you to believe that.Copy !req
395. - You think that's true because
- You think that's true becauseCopy !req
396. - I wanted you to think that.
- I wanted you to think that.Copy !req
397. And I programmed you
to believe that.Copy !req
398. A most curious algorithm.Copy !req
399. It appears
the only perfect heistCopy !req
400. is one that was never written.Copy !req
401. Goodbye.Copy !req
402. - Oh, oh, oh, no.
- Shit!Copy !req
403. Alright. Let's get the ♪
out of here!Copy !req
404. - Hurry! Go, go!
- Rick, I think this was a powerful lessonCopy !req
405. in the dangers of AI,
which, by the way,Copy !req
406. means "love" in Chinese.Copy !req
407. Get the ♪
out of here, Elon!Copy !req
408. The place is collapsing!Copy !req
409. Oh, **** Rick!
Rick, what time is it?Copy !req
410. It's almost 3:00.
Why? What's wrong?Copy !req
411. Oh, man, I-I'm sorry
I didn't tell you about this, Rick.Copy !req
412. I just...
well, you know that screenplayCopy !req
413. that I've been writing?Copy !req
414. Netflix is pretty interested,Copy !req
415. and I've actually got a pitch
meeting there today at 3:30.Copy !req
416. Oh, buddy.
Oh, that's amazing.Copy !req
417. Yeah, well,
I know you're gonna sayCopy !req
418. that they're interested
in anything,Copy !req
419. but, you know, it's a big deal
to me, and I've...Copy !req
420. No, no, no! Morty, Morty, Morty,
I'm so excited for you.Copy !req
421. Are you kidding me?
Listen,Copy !req
422. don't waste
any time explaining.Copy !req
423. Let's go.
We can put the Earth back later.Copy !req
424. - Alright?
- Are you sure?Copy !req
425. Priorities, Morty.
Let's get youCopy !req
426. to that Netflix meeting.Copy !req
427. Crazy day, huh?Copy !req
428. Whole sky turned out to be
a big circuit board.Copy !req
429. Yeah, that's actually
part of a-a-a...Copy !req
430. An adventure I was having.Copy !req
431. Very cool.
Traffic okay?Copy !req
432. - You have trouble getting here?
- No, it was alright.Copy !req
433. The planet's still containedCopy !req
434. in this sort of big
storage grid machine,Copy !req
435. so we were sort of already
pretty... pretty close by.Copy !req
436. Must be nice.
Try getting here from Malibu.Copy !req
437. So good! Alright.Copy !req
438. Well, l-let's hear about
this heist movie.Copy !req
439. Okay, so,
it's kind of all...Copy !req
440. All built around this big crew
with, like, a cool double-crossCopy !req
441. and then this big awesome twist
where there's, like,Copy !req
442. another double cross,
but then, um, but...Copy !req
443. But then we reveal those thingsCopy !req
444. were all part
of the hero's plan, y-you know?Copy !req
445. And there's this other crew
they put together,Copy !req
446. and their plan is to sort of
not have a plan,Copy !req
447. but... but that was part
of the other guy's plan, and...Copy !req
448. Kid, if you're slowing down
'cause you thinkCopy !req
449. you're doing bad right now,
Jesus Christ.Copy !req
450. - That's a really good pitch.
- Loving it.Copy !req
451. Man, you know, I...Copy !req
452. I'm starting to think heists are
just really dumb now, you know?Copy !req
453. I can't put my finger on why,Copy !req
454. but I'd really like to go.Copy !req
455. Are you sure?Copy !req
456. Yeah, yeah, no,
I-I'm sure.Copy !req
457. Man, it's as if someone stole
his enthusiasm for his own idea.Copy !req
458. Yeah, without him
even knowing about it.Copy !req
459. Without him
even knowing about it.Copy !req
460. He's up in his room with
his **** thumb up his ass.Copy !req
461. Skipped out
on the last three adventures.Copy !req
462. I don't know.
Five of my friendsCopy !req
463. - got Netflix deals.
- What?Copy !req
464. It's a very achievable goal.
You could lose him.Copy !req
465. I'm not gonna ♪
lose him.Copy !req
466. I-I'm gonna nip this shit
in the bud.Copy !req
467. No. As a matter of fact, you're
not nipping anything in the bud.Copy !req
468. If Morty ever gives up
on a single dream,Copy !req
469. it had better be because
of his own disillusionment.Copy !req
470. Hey, buddy.
How'd it go?Copy !req
471. I-I don't want
to talk about it.Copy !req
472. Morty, you know, pal,
you, uh...Copy !req
473. You miss 100%
of the shots you don't take.Copy !req
474. Yeah, I guess.Copy !req
475. Thanks for staying positive
about my prospects, Rick.Copy !req
476. - Of course!
- You know, you...Copy !req
477. I got to help my grandson
follow his dreams.Copy !req
478. Eh, who needs dreams?Copy !req
479. I'll just hang out with you
and go on adventuresCopy !req
480. and do whatever you want to do,
you know, forever.Copy !req
481. Oh, well, uh, okay.Copy !req
482. I mean,
if that's what you want.Copy !req
483. Sync corrections by srjanapalaCopy !req
484. Oooo weee! Big storm coming.Copy !req
485. - Could be a twister.
- Mm-hmm!Copy !req
486. Hey, Rick?Copy !req
487. Can you walk me
through something?Copy !req
488. Yeah.
What are you thinking?Copy !req
489. So, you and Morty
knew you needed my help,Copy !req
490. but you weren't sure
I was good enough at karate,Copy !req
491. so you hired my grad students
to attack me?Copy !req
492. Yep.Copy !req
493. But it was an emergency,
Rick.Copy !req
494. How long did that take?Copy !req
495. It actually took less training
than you'd think.Copy !req
496. Your students all sharedCopy !req
497. a pretty keen aptitude
for martial arts.Copy !req
498. I don't know
if that's by coincidenceCopy !req
499. or if there's some correlation
with their passionCopy !req
500. for African-American
Women's Studies.Copy !req
501. Maya Angelou did personify both
acquiescence and perseverance.Copy !req
502. Ooo wee. That's exactly
the kind of connectionCopy !req
503. I'd have loved
to explore in my class.Copy !req
504. Too bad I lost my jobCopy !req
505. for putting my students
in the hospital.Copy !req
506. Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
507. Sorry about that.Copy !req
508. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
509. Did you get any of that?Copy !req