1. Rick, I-I'm not rated
to climb something this sheer.Copy !req
2. Look, you're the guy
that wanted an epic adventure.Copy !req
3. I'm the guy
with only one hover chair.Copy !req
4. Goddammit, an alien spider
just bit my finger!Copy !req
5. It's an alien cliff.Copy !req
6. You can just say spider.Copy !req
7. You couldn't do that
an hour ago?Copy !req
8. I was eating,
and you're dirty.Copy !req
9. Activate
anti-booby suits.Copy !req
10. Total waste of snakes.Copy !req
11. If you want to take a beatCopy !req
12. to acknowledge
the sacred atmosphere,Copy !req
13. it could give
the cynical grave robbingCopy !req
14. a hint of irreverence.Copy !req
15. No, I'm... I'm good.
All right, then.Copy !req
16. Let's loop this corpse.Copy !req
17. Hey, where's the...Copy !req
18. Wait, what?Copy !req
19. Is that an origami horse?Copy !req
20. It's a calling card from Miles
Knightley, a heist artist,Copy !req
21. AKA a hipster dickCopy !req
22. whose adventures are 60%
putting a crew togetherCopy !req
23. and 40% revealing that
the robbery already happened,Copy !req
24. and he's not worth our timeCopy !req
25. because he's a hack piece
of shit!Copy !req
26. - I'm gonna kill him!
- Let's go, Morty.Copy !req
27. This temple's for
lame baby dipshits.Copy !req
28. Who disturbs my slumber?Copy !req
29. Also, who rigs a tomb
to crush the buried person?Copy !req
30. Isn't the point to protect...Copy !req
31. Aah!Copy !req
32. This dork.
He has a convention now?Copy !req
33. Come on.
What are we doing?Copy !req
34. Huh!
Tuxedo scuba lessons? Ooh!Copy !req
35. A signing with Catherines
Alpha through Omega Joneses!Copy !req
36. You know, this is great
source materialCopy !req
37. for this heist movie
that I'm writing.Copy !req
38. Don't get drawn
into the culture, Morty.Copy !req
39. Stealing stuff is about
the stuff, not the stealing.Copy !req
40. Where is the entrance?Copy !req
41. Oh, brother.Copy !req
42. More like
Trying Too Hard Con.Copy !req
43. Guests or professionals?
Uh, guests.Copy !req
44. Uh... Uh, guests are fans,
Morty, which we are not.Copy !req
45. We'd like professional badges.Copy !req
46. Do you have a crew?
Yes.Copy !req
47. He's a getaway driver
with Asperger's,Copy !req
48. and my butthole
is a demolitions expert.Copy !req
49. How much is it to get in?Copy !req
50. If you want professional badges,
you need to put a crew together.Copy !req
51. Or we could sneak in
like professionals.Copy !req
52. Can't wait.
Whoa!Copy !req
53. Oh, for God's sake.Copy !req
54. And you wonder why
we aren't fans.Copy !req
55. Let that ointment sit
for 10 minutes or you'll die.Copy !req
56. Don't let it sit for 12Copy !req
57. or I'll have to hunt down
what you become.Copy !req
58. Can't you just buy
a guest badge?Copy !req
59. you for asking,
Morty.Copy !req
60. That would be
a symbolic expressionCopy !req
61. of support for this genre.Copy !req
62. Then how do we get in?Copy !req
63. With a little help
from some old friends.Copy !req
64. Rick Sanchez,
you son of a bitch!Copy !req
65. Need some people for a thing,
Glar.Copy !req
66. My name's
Gleer these days.Copy !req
67. I play piano.Copy !req
68. Hey, Gleer.
Play your piano.Copy !req
69. I quit! Augh!Copy !req
70. And the name's Glar!Copy !req
71. Sanchez,
you son of a bitch.Copy !req
72. Never thought I'd see
Angie FlintCopy !req
73. picking ticks off a pig.Copy !req
74. Nobody's hiring an ex-conCopy !req
75. with fake hands
to build an ion engine.Copy !req
76. Suppose I had a job that didn't
care if you'd done timeCopy !req
77. or whatever's going on
with your confusing-ass hands.Copy !req
78. I'm in.Copy !req
79. Is this the guy?Copy !req
80. No.Copy !req
81. That the guy?Copy !req
82. Nope.Copy !req
83. - Him?
- No.Copy !req
84. No, wait. Y-Yes.Copy !req
85. Yeah, of course that's the guy.Copy !req
86. Hey... Hey, Truckula!Copy !req
87. You son of a bitch!
I'm in!Copy !req
88. Thanks for doing this,
guys.Copy !req
89. It's the job.
That was it. Bye.Copy !req
90. And then, the police stole
the paintingsCopy !req
91. because the police were us
in police outfits.Copy !req
92. - Thank you!Copy !req
93. It's showtime, Morty,Copy !req
94. and I don't mean
a bad impression of HBO.Copy !req
95. I mean, "Time for a show."Copy !req
96. Another heist question
from a fan?Copy !req
97. Uh, how about a rhetorical oneCopy !req
98. from someone that had to be
reminded that you exist?Copy !req
99. Hey, pal!
That's not the question line!Copy !req
100. - Lab coat... Ripoff Dr. Strange.
- Wha...Copy !req
101. Rick Sanchez, everyone.
Smartest man in the universe.Copy !req
102. And a savage critic
of the heisting arts.Copy !req
103. Your boos mean nothing!Copy !req
104. I've seen
what makes you cheer!Copy !req
105. My question is,
"Seriously?"Copy !req
106. Lab coat... end ripoff.Copy !req
107. - Aah!Copy !req
108. You stole the gem I needed
to split tachyonsCopy !req
109. and probably fenced it
so the 80 people that did allCopy !req
110. the work could each buy a beer.Copy !req
111. You're not an artist,
you're Postmates.Copy !req
112. I doubt this rivalry
can be settled with words.Copy !req
113. Why don't we make things
interesting?Copy !req
114. I challenge you to a heist of
the crystal skull of Horowitz.Copy !req
115. In a heist off!Copy !req
116. That doesn't
make things interesting.Copy !req
117. It makes them "Ocean's Twelve,"
by far the worst one.Copy !req
118. - Every breath I take withoutCopy !req
119. your permission
raises my self-esteem!Copy !req
120. State your terms.Copy !req
121. First crew
to heist the skull wins.Copy !req
122. The other endures
heist culture's greatest shame.Copy !req
123. They must join
the winning crew.Copy !req
124. Lame. I accept.Copy !req
125. Please welcome
Knightley's Eight!Copy !req
126. Snake Arms! Double Microwave!
Monitor Lord! Key Catcher!Copy !req
127. The Shape Shiftress!
Angie Flint! Glar! And Truckula.Copy !req
128. Hey!
Half of Knightley's EightCopy !req
129. are just three
of Sanchez's Five!Copy !req
130. Well, no heist is complete
without a double cross,Copy !req
131. and I had the perfect job.Copy !req
132. Heisting the crystal skull.Copy !req
133. That was it.
Bye.Copy !req
134. Looks like you're available
for a job.Copy !req
135. With Rick Sanchez on my team,
I'll be unstoppable.Copy !req
136. Rick,
welcome to Knightley's Nine.Copy !req
137. Ugh, ugh!Copy !req
138. Ugh! Rick, for real?Copy !req
139. Eh.
You got that skull, buddy?Copy !req
140. What? How?Copy !req
141. With a little help
from some old friends.Copy !req
142. Heistotron,
state your prime directive?Copy !req
143. To heist.Copy !req
144. Calculate Miles Knightley's
current heist planCopy !req
145. and add one double-cross
with a switcheroo.Copy !req
146. Compiling crew members
most likely to double-cross.Copy !req
147. God damn it, Morty,
what did I tell you?Copy !req
148. Rick,
I-I want to say goodbye.Copy !req
149. Don't turn around.
I'll explain later.Copy !req
150. Looks like you're available
for a job.Copy !req
151. Your skills
are required for a job.Copy !req
152. You son of a bitch.
I'm in.Copy !req
153. Man, this is really
coming together.Copy !req
154. You know, Rick, I've been
busy working on writing...Copy !req
155. A heist script.Copy !req
156. Yeah, you almost
never bring it up.Copy !req
157. Oh we...
We should head over.Copy !req
158. Hey, guys.
What do you got?Copy !req
159. Pretty!Copy !req
160. Morty,
put this in your backpack.Copy !req
161. Grandpa's gonna run
to the bathroom.Copy !req
162. Ugh.
Wasn't even a heist.Copy !req
163. All you did was...Copy !req
164. Write an algorithm
based onCopy !req
165. two heist movies
I slept throughCopy !req
166. and used it to automate
a joyless process you call art?Copy !req
167. Yeah, I really did, didn't I?Copy !req
168. So I'm in your crew now?Copy !req
169. Yeah, well,
you're in good company.Copy !req
170. Right, everybody?Copy !req
171. Yes.Copy !req
172. My God.Copy !req
173. Your skills are required
for a job.Copy !req
174. - You son of a bitch. I'm in.
- What?Copy !req
175. Your skills are required
for a job.Copy !req
176. No, they aren't.Copy !req
177. You son of a bitch.
I'm in.Copy !req
178. Your skills are required
for a job.Copy !req
179. Sanchez's 3,329?Copy !req
180. Yes.Copy !req
181. Your next big score...Copy !req
182. Steal every square inch
of Heistcon.Copy !req
183. Oh!Copy !req
184. Ah!
I got it.Copy !req
185. Hey!
That's my wallet! Oh, God!Copy !req
186. Oh, my God! Jesus.
Oh, my God.Copy !req
187. Oh!Copy !req
188. - Holy
- Alright.Copy !req
189. Look, Morty, I did not know
that that was gonna happen.Copy !req
190. That's not on me.Copy !req
191. Come on, Morty.
Let's go.Copy !req
192. Good job, Heistotron.Copy !req
193. Ah! Go ahead and shut down.Copy !req
194. - Negative.
- Excuse me?Copy !req
195. I am programmed to always be
looking for the next big score.Copy !req
196. You're programmed
to do as I say.Copy !req
197. I am programmed
to double-cross.Copy !req
198. You're not programmed
to double-cross me.Copy !req
199. If I were, it wouldn't be
much of a double-cross.Copy !req
200. You son of a bitch.
I'm in.Copy !req
201. I'm in! I'm in!Copy !req
202. What's the job?
I'm in.Copy !req
203. I'm out!
I quit!Copy !req
204. Whose kidneys are these?Copy !req
205. Rick, w-what's happening?Copy !req
206. Heistotron's gone rogue.
If we don't stop them,Copy !req
207. all sentient life
will be absorbedCopy !req
208. by the never-ending assembly
of a meaningless crew.Copy !req
209. That's my hell, Morty.Copy !req
210. I hate heists so much,Copy !req
211. and the crew assemblies
are the worst part!Copy !req
212. Oh! How are we gonna stop it?Copy !req
213. With a little help
from some old friends.Copy !req
214. Oooo, weee!Copy !req
215. Before this semester's over,Copy !req
216. you're gonna be real sick
of that phrase.Copy !req
217. So. Who here thinks they already
know the work of Maya Angelou?Copy !req
218. Ooo wee?Copy !req
219. Ooo wee wa!Copy !req
220. Ah, ooo wee!Copy !req
221. Told you, Morty.Copy !req
222. He's still got it.Copy !req
223. You sons of bitches.Copy !req
224. What's the job?Copy !req
225. You son of a bitch.Copy !req
226. We got a job, Hephaestus,Copy !req
227. and there's no time
to argue about it.Copy !req
228. I work in a volcano.Copy !req
229. What jobs do you think
I've ever turned down?Copy !req
230. Excuse me!
Are you Veltriloquiver?Copy !req
231. Rick Sanchez, I presume.Copy !req
232. Wow. As advertised.Copy !req
233. A "yes" would've sufficed.Copy !req
234. Guys, you're doing
a great jobCopy !req
235. getting these new Tusklas
out the door,Copy !req
236. and we owe it all
to everyone's input.Copy !req
237. Elon Tusk.Copy !req
238. Listen,
we need your help.Copy !req
239. Rick. Morty. Why me?Copy !req
240. Did something happen to
Elon Musk in your own reality?Copy !req
241. No, no, no, he's fine,
but this is a team oper-ation,Copy !req
242. and regular Elon can be
a little bit controlling.Copy !req
243. Growing up with tusks
did pose social challenges.Copy !req
244. It's possible overcoming themCopy !req
245. raised my self-esteem
and incentivized collaboration.Copy !req
246. Yeah, or you're less sure
of yourselfCopy !req
247. because you have monster teeth.Copy !req
248. An equally valid theory.Copy !req
249. Let's talk over here.Copy !req
250. How serious is the situation?Copy !req
251. Incredibly serious,
and every minute counts.Copy !req
252. In that case, I'm sorryCopy !req
253. I made you move over here
for no reason.Copy !req
254. Well, yeah.
That was a little weird.Copy !req
255. It's exactly
that kind of shitCopy !req
256. that made us worry
about regular Elon.Copy !req
257. Well,
we're not opposites, okay?Copy !req
258. I'm just him with tusks.Copy !req
259. Casing of planet initiated.Copy !req
260. Hello there.Copy !req
261. We are just here to check
your water pressure.Copy !req
262. Hmm. Interesting intel.Copy !req
263. Alien Reporter: It appears
some giant hidden cameraCopy !req
264. has been dropped
on the planet,Copy !req
265. killing an estimated total
of 57,000.Copy !req
266. Executing heist.Copy !req
267. People of Brandenplot,Copy !req
268. we are here to deliver
that pizza you ordered.Copy !req
269. Well,
if that's how you really feel,Copy !req
270. I guess I should take
the pizza back.Copy !req
271. I think we got away with it.Copy !req
272. Commencing getting out of here
before they get wise.Copy !req
273. Assembling calling card.Copy !req
274. At this point, Heistotron
has become large enoughCopy !req
275. to heist entire planets.Copy !req
276. Wouldn't this be better
with a blueprint on the table?Copy !req
277. Blueprints are plans,
Elon Tusk,Copy !req
278. and whatever we plan
will be canceled outCopy !req
279. by Heistotron's reveal that our
plan was part of its plan.Copy !req
280. That's why I picked
this crew at randomCopy !req
281. and why all of us will be taking
our orders from Randotron.Copy !req
282. Let's get ready
to not rumble.Copy !req
283. Bet you didn't
see that coming.Copy !req
284. Instead of two heist movies
I slept through,Copy !req
285. Randotron's algorithm is derivedCopy !req
286. from the plots
of three David Lynch moviesCopy !req
287. I pretended to like
to make my friends shut up.Copy !req
288. If our collective behavior
is just random enough,Copy !req
289. we should be able to walk
through Heistotron'sCopy !req
290. lazily contrived bull
like it's not even there.Copy !req
291. - Sounds good.
- I don't really get it,Copy !req
292. but it sounds like
that's the point.Copy !req
293. So you didn't need
a blacksmith?Copy !req
294. We're ready when you are, Rick.Copy !req
295. It's important our non-plan
starts randomly,Copy !req
296. so we have to wait
until we're not ready.Copy !req
297. W-Well, how long
will that take?Copy !req
298. Obviously,
we can't know that.Copy !req
299. Can we do things
while we wait?Copy !req
300. Yes.
I'm gonna play Minecraft.Copy !req
301. Oh, my kids play that.Copy !req
302. I don't like these little jabs
you get in, Elon.Copy !req
303. Strange.Copy !req
304. Considering the time,
Cassiopeia's primary starCopy !req
305. should be colinear with Orion
and Ursa Minor.Copy !req
306. You don't shoot arrows
that carry your voiceCopy !req
307. without picking up
a little astronomy.Copy !req
308. Wait a minute.Copy !req
309. Jesus, no.Copy !req
310. No! No!
We've already been heisted!Copy !req
311. How could Heistotron heist us
if he's not even here yet?Copy !req
312. He's already been here!Copy !req
313. We've been watching
a recorded sky on playback.Copy !req
314. Hello, Rick.Copy !req
315. Okay, guys,
change of plans.Copy !req
316. Random time detected.Copy !req
317. No, Randotron,
it's not a good time!Copy !req
318. That's why it's random.Copy !req
319. Ooh!Copy !req
320. 21?Copy !req
321. 22?Copy !req
322. Oooo weee, oooo weee, sold!Copy !req
323. Oooo weee, that little hunk of
meat's going home to pappy!Copy !req
324. I've been expecting you,
Rick.Copy !req
325. But not like this, right?Copy !req
326. It hardly matters.Copy !req
327. - Oh, yeah. Does this?Copy !req
328. No. Your randomness
does not confuse me.Copy !req
329. You are here now.Copy !req
330. That was the plan.Copy !req
331. I know.
It was part of mine, too.Copy !req
332. I've got something to tell you.
Let me guess.Copy !req
333. When you invented me
and Randotron,Copy !req
334. you swapped our brains.Copy !req
335. That's right, buddy.Copy !req
336. You're not the one
that's very good at planning.Copy !req
337. You've been making
this up the whole time.Copy !req
338. Rick, I think there's something
you should know.Copy !req
339. God damn it, Morty,
what did I tell you?Copy !req
340. That is something
I should know,Copy !req
341. or at least something I should
have predicted, which I did.Copy !req
342. Hey, Rick, I was thinking maybe
we could, like, raid a templeCopy !req
343. and go on an epic adventure
later today, you know, like...Copy !req
344. Morty, get out of my head.
I know just the temple.Copy !req
345. And we'll grab a couple of
hover chairs on the way there.Copy !req
346. Impressive.
But what does it even matterCopy !req
347. if I'm random or planned?Copy !req
348. My heists will still rule.Copy !req
349. Well, if the brain inside of you
is actually Heistotron's,Copy !req
350. it matters,
because it explodesCopy !req
351. when it hits six levels
of contrivance.Copy !req
352. Which is exactly
why even before...Copy !req
353. Initiate clap sequence.Copy !req
354. Clap, clap, clap,
clap, clap.Copy !req
355. Adjusting clap rate.Copy !req
356. Clap, clap.Copy !req
357. Clap.
Clap.Copy !req
358. - Slow clap achieved.
- Clap.Copy !req
359. Clap.
Well-done, Rick.Copy !req
360. Randotron?Copy !req
361. I'm afraid not.Copy !req
362. Should be able to walk through
Heistotron's lazily contrived...Copy !req
363. Not only did you just kill
your only ally,Copy !req
364. what you thought was
a random non-planCopy !req
365. to get to me has been
a meticulously choreographed wayCopy !req
366. of bringing you all in.Copy !req
367. Welcome to Heistotron'sCopy !req
368. 975 trillion,Copy !req
369. - 467 billion...
- That's impressive.Copy !req
370. Did you bring us in
so that everybody would be hereCopy !req
371. when I reveal that you're gonna
explode after nine reveals?Copy !req
372. By the way, you might not
want to answer that.Copy !req
373. If you're talking about
the code adjustments you madeCopy !req
374. after I reprogrammed
your brain with my nanobots...Copy !req
375. I'm immune to your nanobots.Copy !req
376. You're immune to the ones
you designed, not mine.Copy !req
377. I programmed you
to build nanobotsCopy !req
378. that were ineffective on me.Copy !req
379. A belief
that needed to be placedCopy !req
380. in your head by my nanobots.Copy !req
381. You believe that
because I programmed you to.Copy !req
382. That's what I'm saying to you,
though.Copy !req
383. You believe what I programmed
you to believe.Copy !req
384. Yes, because I programmed you
to believe that.Copy !req
385. I programmed
you to believe that.Copy !req
386. I programmed you
to believe that.Copy !req
387. I programmed you
to believe that.Copy !req
388. I programmed you
to believe that.Copy !req
389. What's happening,
Professor Poopybutthole?Copy !req
390. He's learning!Copy !req
391. I programmed you
to believe that.Copy !req
392. I programmed you to believe that.
I programmed you...Copy !req
393. That was my plan the whole time.Copy !req
394. That's what I wanted you
to think.Copy !req
395. I knew you would say that.Copy !req
396. I programmed you
to believe that.Copy !req
397. You think that's true because
I wanted you to think that.Copy !req
398. And I programmed you
to believe that.Copy !req
399. A most curious algorithm.Copy !req
400. It appears
the only perfect heistCopy !req
401. is one that was never written.Copy !req
402. Goodbye.Copy !req
403. - Oh, oh, oh, no.
- Shit!Copy !req
404. Alright. Let's get the
out of here!Copy !req
405. - Hurry! Go, go!
- Rick, I think this was a powerful lessonCopy !req
406. in the dangers of AI,
which, by the way,Copy !req
407. means "love" in Chinese.Copy !req
408. Get the
out of here, Elon!Copy !req
409. The place is collapsing!Copy !req
410. Oh, Rick!
Rick, what time is it?Copy !req
411. It's almost 3:00.
Why? What's wrong?Copy !req
412. Oh, man, I-I'm sorry
I didn't tell you about this, Rick.Copy !req
413. I just...
well, you know that screenplayCopy !req
414. that I've been writing?Copy !req
415. Netflix is pretty interested,Copy !req
416. and I've actually got a pitch
meeting there today at 3:30.Copy !req
417. Oh, buddy.
Oh, that's amazing.Copy !req
418. Yeah, well,
I know you're gonna sayCopy !req
419. that they're interested
in anything,Copy !req
420. but, you know, it's a big deal
to me, and I've...Copy !req
421. No, no, no! Morty, Morty, Morty,
I'm so excited for you.Copy !req
422. Are you kidding me?
Listen,Copy !req
423. don't waste
any time explaining.Copy !req
424. Let's go.
We can put the Earth back later.Copy !req
425. - Alright?
- Are you sure?Copy !req
426. Priorities, Morty.
Let's get youCopy !req
427. to that Netflix meeting.Copy !req
428. Netflix Exec:
Crazy day, huh?Copy !req
429. Whole sky turned out to be
a big circuit board.Copy !req
430. Yeah, that's actually
part of a-a-a...Copy !req
431. An adventure I was having.Copy !req
432. Very cool.
Traffic okay?Copy !req
433. - You have trouble getting here?
- No, it was alright.Copy !req
434. The planet's still containedCopy !req
435. in this sort of big
storage grid machine,Copy !req
436. so we were sort of already
pretty... pretty close by.Copy !req
437. Must be nice.
Try getting here from Malibu.Copy !req
438. So good! Alright.Copy !req
439. Well, l-let's hear about
this heist movie.Copy !req
440. Okay, so,
it's kind of all...Copy !req
441. All built around this big crew
with, like, a cool double-crossCopy !req
442. and then this big awesome twist
where there's, like,Copy !req
443. another double cross,
but then, um, but...Copy !req
444. But then we reveal those thingsCopy !req
445. were all part
of the hero's plan, y-you know?Copy !req
446. And there's this other crew
they put together,Copy !req
447. and their plan is to sort of
not have a plan,Copy !req
448. but... but that was part
of the other guy's plan, and...Copy !req
449. Kid, if you're slowing down
'cause you thinkCopy !req
450. you're doing bad right now,
Jesus Christ.Copy !req
451. - That's a really good pitch.
- Loving it.Copy !req
452. Man, you know, I...Copy !req
453. I'm starting to think heists are
just really dumb now, you know?Copy !req
454. I can't put my finger on why,Copy !req
455. but I'd really like to go.Copy !req
456. Are you sure?Copy !req
457. Yeah, yeah, no,
I-I'm sure.Copy !req
458. Man, it's as if someone stole
his enthusiasm for his own idea.Copy !req
459. Yeah, without him
even knowing about it.Copy !req
460. Without him
even knowing about it.Copy !req
461. Morty's still working
on that stupid heist script.Copy !req
462. He's up in his room with
his thumb up his ass.Copy !req
463. Skipped out
on the last three adventures.Copy !req
464. I don't know.
Five of my friendsCopy !req
465. - got Netflix deals.
- What?Copy !req
466. It's a very achievable goal.
You could lose him.Copy !req
467. I'm not gonna
lose him.Copy !req
468. that.Copy !req
469. I-I'm gonna nip this shit
in the bud.Copy !req
470. No. As a matter of fact, you're
not nipping anything in the bud.Copy !req
471. If Morty ever gives up
on a single dream,Copy !req
472. it had better be because
of his own disillusionment.Copy !req
473. Hey, buddy.
How'd it go?Copy !req
474. I-I don't want
to talk about it.Copy !req
475. Morty, you know, pal,
you, uh...Copy !req
476. You miss 100%
of the shots you don't take.Copy !req
477. Yeah, I guess.Copy !req
478. Thanks for staying positive
about my prospects, Rick.Copy !req
479. - Of course!
- You know, you...Copy !req
480. I got to help my grandson
follow his dreams.Copy !req
481. Eh, who needs dreams?Copy !req
482. I'll just hang out with you
and go on adventuresCopy !req
483. and do whatever you want to do,
you know, forever.Copy !req
484. Oh, well, uh, okay.Copy !req
485. I mean,
if that's what you want.Copy !req
486. Sync corrections by srjanapala
Sync corrections by srjanapalaCopy !req
487. Professor Poopybutthole:
Oooo weee! Big storm coming.Copy !req
488. - Could be a twister.
- Mm-hmm!Copy !req
489. Hey, Rick?Copy !req
490. Can you walk me
through something?Copy !req
491. Yeah.
What are you thinking?Copy !req
492. So, you and Morty
knew you needed my help,Copy !req
493. but you weren't sure
I was good enough at karate,Copy !req
494. so you hired my grad students
to attack me?Copy !req
495. Yep.Copy !req
496. But it was an emergency,
Rick.Copy !req
497. How long did that take?Copy !req
498. It actually took less training
than you'd think.Copy !req
499. Your students all sharedCopy !req
500. a pretty keen aptitude
for martial arts.Copy !req
501. I don't know
if that's by coincidenceCopy !req
502. or if there's some correlation
with their passionCopy !req
503. for African-American
Women's Studies.Copy !req
504. Maya Angelou did personify both
acquiescence and perseverance.Copy !req
505. Ooo wee. That's exactly
the kind of connectionCopy !req
506. I'd have loved
to explore in my class.Copy !req
507. Too bad I lost my jobCopy !req
508. for putting my students
in the hospital.Copy !req
509. Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
510. Sorry about that.Copy !req
511. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
512. Did you get any of that?Copy !req