1. We're out of syrup.
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2. Huh.
You know what?
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3. Maybe I'll use
my intern.
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4. Glootie?
- Good?
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5. - Thanks, Glootie.
- Anything else?
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6. Do you want to develop
an app?
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7. - No thanks, Glootie.
- Hey, what's up, Glootie?
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8. Hi, Morty.
Do you want to develop an app?
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9. - No thanks.
- Rick, why does it say,
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on your intern's forehead?
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11. Why, you want to
develop one?
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12. Ah, I'm glad
you asked that, Jerry.
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13. It's so you don't develop
his app.
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14. Glootie, go make some
photocopies of something. Cool.
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an app with me, I'm down.
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to develop an app.
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17. He really does, sweetie,
but nobody's gonna do that.
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18. Now,
if you'll excuse me,
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19. I've got a quick
solo adventure to go on,
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20. and this one will not be directed
by Ron Howard. He's gonna go poop.
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21. When Grandpa Rick pats
his belly like that
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it means he's going to go poop.
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23. He's a shy pooper.
He has a secret pooping place.
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24. Man, you, Summer.
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25. Honey, why can't you get
this excited about your SATs?
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26. Well, I'm man enough to simply
say, "I'm going to poop,"
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Ron Howard involved.
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28. Good job, hon. Way to go, Dad.
We're rooting for ya.
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29. He's really putting you
to work, huh?
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30. Did you want to
develop an app?
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31. - I'll pass, Glootie.
- Hmm, your loss.
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32. Oh, yeah?
Why's that?
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33. Eh, it's an app
you'd want to develop.
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34. - Can I ask what it is?
- Of course you can.
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35. That's always the first step
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36. Ah.
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37. 50/50!
Final offer!
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38. Reverse digestion
extrapolation.
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39. Time to meet your maker.
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40. What are you guys
doing?
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41. Did you develop
an app?
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42. Rule number one
in app development, son...
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44. Except when the rule is tattooed
on an alien's forehead, Dad.
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45. Why do you think
Rick would have that rule?
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46. 'Cause he's
a disrupt-o-phobe.
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48. To keep something horrible
from happening,
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to explain.
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50. Guys, we're getting
our first users.
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51. Whoa, this new app
just matched me
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that is su my ty.
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53. Super my type.
Learn to abbre.
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at Jersey Mike's
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56. and sees 25 Phish shows
a year.
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57. - That is so Danny.
- Summer!
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58. - Danny?
- Summer Smith?
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59. Danny Publits from Lovefinderrz
with two "R's" and a "Z"?
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60. I ran all the way here
while staring at your profile.
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61. I tripped on a fire hydrant
and fell down,
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62. so I'm covered in gravel
that stuck to my sweat.
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63. And even after a shower,
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64. I'll still be into a jam band
for old junkies,
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65. but I think this world cares
too much about bands
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66. and too little
about love.
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67. And I think I love you.
- Me, too.
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68. Hi, I'm my underaged
daughter's mother.
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69. Nice to... whoa!
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70. Come on. Just met.
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71. Uh, this isn't working.
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72. Wait. What are you...
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73. Never mind.
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74. I quit, I'm gay,
and I love Xander.
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75. Stupid phones
are destroying us.
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76. Hey, sweetie.
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77. Honey, our daughter ran off
with a Frisbee golfer
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with a really dumb,
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80. Like a really dumb, uncreative,
super sweaty name.
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81. Anyway, I'll be late.
I love you.
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82. Got it.
I love you, too.
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83. Okay, Glootie,
take the app down.
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84. Can't take it down.
I'm just an intern.
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85. Uh, that's not
how apps work.
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86. Then make it
how it works.
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87. This isn't how
making things work works.
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88. Get... get it off
the server.
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89. Y-You think we're stupid,
but we're not.
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90. We know apps have something
to do with servers.
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91. The server's on
the mother ship.
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92. Where's
the mother ship?
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93. - It's coming.
- Take us to it.
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94. - No.
- Yes.
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95. Shake him more, Morty.
That was working.
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96. Take us
to the mother ship.
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97. Okay, don't hurt me.
Don't hurt me.
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98. An ominous beeping app.
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99. You can't stay made at a guy
with this kind of talent.
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100. Dad, you can,
and you have to.
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101. - Ribbit, ribbit.
- Ribbit, ribbit.
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102. - Hey, ribbit, ribbit, ribbit!
- Ribbit, ribbit, ribbit!
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103. Look at this guy.
He wants to eat me so bad.
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104. You want to eat me,
don't you?
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105. - Ribbit.
- Just kidding. Have some drugs.
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106. - Are you Vermigurber?
- What does this guy want?
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107. Who is this monkey?
- I'm here about a sandwich.
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108. Oh, well you came to the right place...
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109. 'Cause you're about to get
a bullet sandwich
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of whole... gun.
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111. You
might want to get that.
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112. Hello?
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113. Dad, give the human
whatever he wants.
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114. He knows where I live.
He's crazy!
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115. You idiot.
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116. I have 800,000 kids.
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117. Don't forget
your voicemail.
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118. Automated male voice:
You have 470,000 messages.
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119. Oh, ah,
that's half of them.
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120. Okay, w-w-what do you want?
What do you want?
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121. Wait, this is seriously
about sandwiches?
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122. I thought this was
about drugs or guns
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123. or the fact that I'm a fly
that runs a frog restaurant.
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124. There's a million things
that are interesting about me,
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125. and none of them
are sandwiches.
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126. - Who ordered it?
- Talk to our delivery drone.
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127. He... he run off to fight
in the robot wars.
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128. Hey, ape man,
I hope this was worth
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129. making a whole swarm
of enemies.
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130. It will be when I find
whoever shit in my toilet.
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131. Is that code for something?
Someone look that up.
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132. If that's drug slang,
I need to know it.
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133. Ah!
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134. - Mom, you can't stop true love.
- Oh, yes, I can.
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135. - You're assaulting me!
- Keep your voice down.
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136. I'm being assaulted!
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137. Oh, yeah? Okay.
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138. Statutory rape!
- Whoa.
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139. My daughter's about
to be raped!
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140. No, I'm not!
I'm being assaulted!
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141. - Rape!
- Assault!
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142. - Rape!
- Nobody cares. It's a motel.
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143. Nobody's here because
their life's going so great
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144. they can afford
to get mixed up in yours.
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145. Deal with this
on your own.
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146. You can't stop us
from getting a motel room.
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147. Fine.
I'll get one, too.
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148. I'm getting
the one next door,
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149. and I'm putting a glass
to the wall, and I'm listening.
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150. - Fine. Enjoy.
- I will.
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151. - I'm Danny, by the way.
- You had your chance, dick.
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152. Take your app down.
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153. T-Take... take it down.
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154. - What?
- I'm their hostage.
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155. - Do they have weapons?
- Nope, but neither do I.
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156. Do... do you have
a weapon?
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157. No.
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158. - Take the app down.
- Take the app down.
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159. I can't.
I'm an intern.
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160. Okay, well who tells interns
what to do?
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161. Not you,
that's for sure.
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162. Take us to whoever does,
or w-w-we'll... we'll punch you.
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163. Okay.
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164. Not bad, Morty.
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165. Yeah, I don't know when
the other shoe's gonna drop,
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166. but this is working
pretty good so far.
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167. Greetings.
We are the Monogatrons.
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168. While your species was
still toying with fire,
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169. ours mastered the science
of functioning,
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170. committed relationships.
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171. As the latest planet
to develop our app,
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172. you will now witness the true
power of superior intimacy.
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173. Take the app down.
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174. Take it down, or... we'll...
we'll... we'll punch you.
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175. Is there someone
with a gun or...
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176. It's on its way.
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177. The app remains up.
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178. So what's
the evil plan?
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179. Does there have to be
an evil plan?
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180. - Oh, uh, uh...
- Uh, someone wanted a gun?
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181. I'll take it. Thanks.
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182. Here's the evil plan.
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183. Goddamn it.
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184. As a preapp civilization,
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185. your love's value
is defined by scarcity.
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186. You are highly trained
to seek it,
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187. and you have no idea
how to maintain it.
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188. Had you bothered
to master love,
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189. you would've learned by now,
it is as abundant as water.
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190. You know what isn't?
Water.
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191. That runs out.
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192. So we'll be taking yours.
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193. While your planet continues
to dick around with a, uh...
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194. what is their version
of it called?
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195. Lovefinderrz,
with two "R's" and a "Z."
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196. - Oof.
- Yeah, not my idea.
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197. - Goddamn.
- Am I interrupting?
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198. - Impossible. Here she is.
- Mwah.
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199. Your prisoners
are getting away.
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200. Prisoners
are just things.
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201. Connect with me.
Tell me about your day.
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202. I had
an incredible meeting.
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203. Did you know humans
are 80% water?
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204. And I found a new podcast
we can listen to tonight.
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205. Love it.
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206. Okay, back to work.
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207. Find and kill
those earthlings.
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208. We're outnumbered.
There's no hope.
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209. Then we go out
in glory.
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210. Flesh intruder,
prepare to die.
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211. Oh, hold on.
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212. My apologies,
Lieutenant Commander.
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213. No problem.
At ease, Soldier.
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214. Initiate Employee
Evaluation Mode.
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215. - Accessing delivery archive.
- Okay, listen.
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216. You delivered an avian
protein club sandwich
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217. with no lettu...
Goddamn it.
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218. Oy, scoping
for this bit, then?
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219. Alright, a-a-alright.
I know you want to have
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220. the big guy/little guy
fight, but...
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221. Aw, are you
kidding me?
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222. Alien newscaster: Here at the Midland
Quasar, where, in a complete upset,
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223. the Robolution has overturned
the lizards.
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224. It's totally unexpected.
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Mr. Phillips.
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227. I believe
this is yours.
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228. You, uh...
you dropped that.
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229. I'll have to
call you back.
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230. Where do you
want to die?
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231. Susan, is conference room three
available?
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232. Can I look at a photo
of my wife while you kill me?
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233. Sure,
but I'm doing her a favor.
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234. She either has
terrible taste,
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235. or she's trapped in a marriage
to a toilet thief.
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236. She's dead.
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237. And I don't mind
joining her.
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238. Life has been hollow
since I lost her.
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239. Using your toilet
was nice, though.
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240. I'm a bit
of a shy pooper.
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241. I'm ready when you are.
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242. Stay there.
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243. Tell him
what you told me.
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244. What is this?
What's happening?
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245. Tell him
what you told me.
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246. My wife's still alive.
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247. Sh... sh... she went into remission
10 years ago.
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248. And what did you do
today?
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249. Oh, I, uh, pooped
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250. on a really awesome toilet
I found...
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251. oh, ow, ow,
ow, ow, oh!
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252. Don't use your dead wife
as an excuse.
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253. You on my toilet because
you don't know your place,
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254. and your place
is nothing.
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255. So next time you stumble
onto a toilet
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256. that feels too good
for your ass, trust me, it is.
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257. You're not gonna
kill me?
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258. Don't tell me
what to do!
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259. Say, "This is my shit
my shit" ♪od beeps ]
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260. Are you kidding me?
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261. Oh, so you like
being alive?
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262. So why the
are you back here?
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I thought about what you said
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I needed to hear it,
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265. but then I thought about
why you were saying it,
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saying it to.
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267. You need the same thing
I needed, Rick.
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268. You need someone to give you,
permission to live.
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269. What the...?
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you were a shy pooper.
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271. You know what
shy pooping is, Rick?
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272. It's a pointless bid
for control.
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273. You want to take
the one part of life
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and you want to protect it
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that takes whatever it wants.
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276. It took my wife.
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277. It clearly took something
from you.
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278. We can spend our lives
fighting that,
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279. or we can choose
to be free.
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280. You're right, Tony.
I'm done fighting.
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281. Time to be free.
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282. Oh, wait,
you're actually gonna...
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283. Oh, God!
Oh, God!
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284. Where am I?
- Hi, little mouse.
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I missed you so much.
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286. I never really left you.
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that a few years ago
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288. I started getting into...
- Strap-on porn?
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289. Yes.
I thought it was hot.
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290. Now, come on.
- Where are you going?
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291. - To poop.
- Where?
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292. Wherever you want,
forever.
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293. My God.
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294. You rang?
I'm pooping, too.
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295. Come, Tony.
Come on.
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296. Come poop with me.
Poop with me, Tony.
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297. Poop with me.
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298. What are you waiting for?
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299. Aren't you gonna join us,
Tony?
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300. Aren't you gonna join us
in the pooping?
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301. Where are we?
What is this?
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302. That's it.
Get out.
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303. You can make
a perfectly-realized,
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304. toilet-filled simulation
of heaven,
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305. but you can't share
a toilet?
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306. Don't insult my craft.
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307. The chemical
is Globaflyn.
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308. It connects the
whatever-you-want section
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whatever-you-have section.
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310. If your heaven is toilets,
that's on you.
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311. All of these people...
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meaningless dreams
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out of them.
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314. People you refuse to kill and
refuse to let into your life.
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315. An offer you rejected,
so here's your last chance.
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316. Goodbye forever. If you touch
my toilet again, you die.
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317. You need a friend.
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318. I have a million
cooler friends than you.
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319. - I'll be seeing you.
- You'll be dying.
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320. - We're gonna be friends.
- You're gonna be dead.
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to the gas line,
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and then we set a fire.
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323. Okay. Alright.
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324. Morty, "Adventures of Jerry
and Morty," huh?
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325. Put her there.
- Dad, look, y-you know,
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to high-five.
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it's kind of your fault
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at all.
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329. I know, but,
you know, come on.
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332. Mwah.
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333. Jeff, I can explain
everything.
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334. You don't have to.
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335. Can you just marry us
instead?
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336. Jeff, don't do it!
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338. Maggie.
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339. - Running Bird.
- Let's get out of here.
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340. - Priest Witherspoon.
- Josiah?
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341. Let's get the
out of here.
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342. Summer Smith, let's get
the hell out of here.
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343. You had me
at my own name.
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344. Oh, yeah, no.
Why would I...?
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346. Thing.
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347. Come on. I can't steer this.
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348. What in the hell
are you doing?
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349. - Parenting.
- That's not how I did it.
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350. Yeah,
where's your daughter?
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351. Ah, you're right.
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352. She joined ISIS.
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353. It's Glootie, and he's had
a change of heart.
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354. And he's going to
set us free.
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355. Actually, he's been blamed
for bringing you aboard
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to execute you.
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357. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Okay.
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think of you murdering?
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359. I happen to be between
relationships right now.
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360. Really? I thought your species
had perfected relationships.
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361. Here. We're not allowed
to use those apps.
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362. I wonder why.
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363. Yeah, that's what I thought,
Glootie.
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364. Looks like you and I...
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any more than that,
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the hangar,
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and get the hell out of here.
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369. Where you going,
Glootie?
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370. I've got a date
with dumping a dating app.
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371. Glootie-ootie-ooh!
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372. - Was that ever his thing?
- No.
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373. - He never exited that way.
- No, first time.
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I want to say something.
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and embarrassed to be your son,
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376. and then later I thought
we were gonna die
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377. because you're a loser.
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378. - There's no more, is there?
- Nope.
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379. Now quit up,
and let's go.
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380. Is Tony here? I br...
I brought him some, uh,
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381. Vegan Fiber Chili,
delicious family recipe,
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382. and a box of these, uh,
chocolates, sugar free.
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383. He can eat as many of these
as he wants.
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384. Anyways, uh, just wanted
to drop these off,
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the toilet's all his.
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386. H-He... he'll know
what I mean.
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387. Tony died.
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388. - Excuse me?
- He quit his job,
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389. starting living life
to the fullest.
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390. He crashed into a tree
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391. space-skiing
down Mount Space Everest.
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392. There's
a Mount Space Everest?
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393. Okay.
Uh, Jesus.
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394. I-I got to process this.
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395. Oh, no, no. You...
you don't want to eat that.
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396. Y-y-you'll... you'll...
you'll become
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of "The Beverly Hillbillies."
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398. You know what I'm saying?
A little bubbling crude?
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399. Texas tea?
- I don't know these references.
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400. Yeah, but you have
a Space Everest?
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"Space Beverly Hillbillies"
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402. so my jokes can land,
you.
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403. Now what?
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404. Happily ever after.
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405. And after that?
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together.
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mates is that in the last week?
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from loving who I love, Mom.
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until your 18th birthday,
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for non-consensual mothering.
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412. And even then,
I will break out,
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413. come to your house,
kick down your door,
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414. and mother your face
out of your stupid asshole.
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415. I'm gonna daughter
your brains out, bitch.
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416. Mother
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417. That's my name.
Don't wear it out.
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418. Gimme dat new soul mate.
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419. Ad wall?
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420. This.
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421. Ad wall? What,
they want us to pay for it now?
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422. Ugh, ad wall?
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423. Come on, Mom.
Let's go home.
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424. Great.
We lost Earth.
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425. We aren't defined by what we do,
and we only need each other.
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426. Each other...
and water.
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427. There's no water?
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428. Honey, the whole point
of conquering Earth...
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429. I know the point
of conquering Earth.
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430. Don't talk to me like...
- Like I'm thirsty?
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431. Like I'm your mother,
you childish prick.
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432. How much water
are you sucking
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433. through these stupid
tubes on your back?
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434. These tubes are cool,
and I want a divorce.
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435. You can have one for a glass
of Goddamn water.
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436. Look, uh, on the off-chance
that you used the app
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437. and there's someone out there
waiting for you, I, uh...
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438. Jerry, I didn't use it.
Did you?
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439. Me? No.
God, of course not.
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440. Well, then,
we're all good, dawg.
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441. Hey, uh...
Hey, uh, Tony's dad,
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442. uh, th-this is, um, $8 billion
in your local currency,
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443. and, uh, this is a kit
you can use to clone a new son.
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444. He... he won't have
the same brain.
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445. He'll kind of be an animal man,
but you can teach him stuff.
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446. I-I-I also wanted
to let you know
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447. I did explore
infinite universes,
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448. and there is a version of Tony
that was completely evil
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449. and ended up causing
a lot of genocide
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450. because of
how fulfilled he was.
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451. So, really, a lot of ways
of looking at this
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452. as not much of a loss.
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453. I understand.
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454. It's, uh, hard
losing a friend.
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455. - You.
- What?
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456. He's not my friend.
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457. There he is.
There's our guy.
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458. Congrats, Tony.
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459. Have fun
with your stupid toilet
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460. that you get to use
all by yourself now.
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461. Enjoy using it all by yourself
while you sit there
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462. and think about how nobody
wants to be around you
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463. and how you ruined it
for yourself
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464. because you're
a huge piece of
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465. Look at you sitting there,
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466. King Shit on his throne
of loneliness.
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467. Enjoy this toilet with
a thousand of me
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468. screaming every time
you take a
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469. All hail his majesty,
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470. the sa-a-ddest piece of garbage
in the entire cosmos.
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471. Long live the big, bad,
doo-doo daddy.
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472. May his reign last
1,000 years.
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473. Rick, did you take
the Tapatío?
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474. Hmm, Globaflyn?
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475. Thanks. I could never lift it up.
No problem.
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476. I'll be able to drink water
for weeks because of you.
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477. It's just part of my job,
ma'am.
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478. Breaker one nine,
this is Jerry Smith.
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479. Uh, just finished
my first delivery of the day.
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480. 900 more to go.
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