1. Morty's on Jessica's
Instagram again.Copy !req
2. Get out of here,
jerk!Copy !req
3. What's so embarrassing,
Morty?Copy !req
4. Sharing it with your family
might help.Copy !req
5. Summer, stop shaming
your brother.Copy !req
6. Morty, stop being a creepy,
perverted cyberstalker.Copy !req
7. I'm not cyberstalking!Copy !req
8. I-I-I just wanted to know where
she got this necklace from.Copy !req
9. And now I know.Copy !req
10. Her... Her... Her grandma
left it to her.Copy !req
11. You're quiet, Rick.Copy !req
12. Shouldn't you be revealing
grandmas aren't real?Copy !req
13. Hi. I've placed an auto-response
chip in my brainCopy !req
14. so I can spend time
with my family.Copy !req
15. But you are spending time
with your family.Copy !req
16. Thank you
for talking to Rick.Copy !req
17. Alright, I'm finished
with my breakfastCopy !req
18. and my Amazon wish list.
Let's go, Morty.Copy !req
19. I need death crystals
from Forbodulon Prime.Copy !req
20. Uh...Copy !req
21. Dad?
There's a way we do this now.Copy !req
22. Morty, would you please
accompany meCopy !req
23. to Forbodulon Prime
for death crystals?Copy !req
24. Well, thank you for asking.
Yes, I will do that.Copy !req
25. It is a hot photo.Copy !req
26. I think grief
flushes your cheeks.Copy !req
27. Dad, you hardly put
any syrup on.Copy !req
28. Honey, stop raising
your father's cholesterolCopy !req
29. so you can take
a hot funeral selfie.Copy !req
30. I never get to do
anything.Copy !req
31. Uh, Rick,
maybe if we go a little...Copy !req
32. Faster?
Good idea, Morty.Copy !req
33. It'll get us through these
asteroids sooner.Copy !req
34. Geez, you're really this pissed
about my mom making sureCopy !req
35. I'm okay
with our adventures?Copy !req
36. What's next, Morty?
What if I want you to jump offCopy !req
37. the Empire State Building?
I have to ask? Yes?Copy !req
38. And you seriously don't see how
that's a slippery slope?Copy !req
39. Just shut up and help me
with these, please.Copy !req
40. Why are they called
death crystals?Copy !req
41. D-Do they kill you?Copy !req
42. You're thinking of bullets,
Morty.Copy !req
43. Death crystals show you
how you're gonna die.Copy !req
44. Jesus Christ!
I-I die a million times?Copy !req
45. Your future stems from
your present,Copy !req
46. which, if you're living right,
keeps changing.Copy !req
47. Truth is, anyone that knows how
they're definitely gonna dieCopy !req
48. is either boring as hell
or about to get shot.Copy !req
49. Duck!Copy !req
50. Who are those guys?Copy !req
51. Crystal poachers.Copy !req
52. There's no lower form
of life.Copy !req
53. They think the galaxy's
their own personal piggy bank.Copy !req
54. Wait, then what are we?Copy !req
55. We're Rick and Morty.Copy !req
56. You're about to witness the only
real use for these crystals.Copy !req
57. They show you when
the other guy's reloading.Copy !req
58. Certain death, certain death,
certain death, uncertain death.Copy !req
59. And certain death,
certain death, certain death.Copy !req
60. Definitely gonna get shot
by this guy;Copy !req
61. this is totally my fate;
nothing I could possibly do;Copy !req
62. okay, now,
not so much.Copy !req
63. Help me gather these up.Copy !req
64. You just use these to win fights?
I don't use them.Copy !req
65. People that spend their life
avoiding death are already dead.Copy !req
66. They're also rich, and I like to
spend my life with their money.Copy !req
67. Oh, my God.
Morty!Copy !req
68. Jessica!
Oh!Copy !req
69. I love you.Copy !req
70. Oh! Whoa! Whoa!Copy !req
71. Morty.
Oh! Oh! Oh!Copy !req
72. I love you.Copy !req
73. Jessica.
I want to die with Jessica.Copy !req
74. Ahh!
What are you doing?Copy !req
75. Oh, um, c-can I drive?
Why?Copy !req
76. The... feel of the open road?Copy !req
77. Alright!
Who's this grandson?Copy !req
78. I like his style.Copy !req
79. Morty, you know outer space is up, right?
Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
80. I'm just, uh,
following... my... instincts.Copy !req
81. Will you just go up?
Stop!Copy !req
82. You're gonna make me die wrong!
Wait a minute, what?Copy !req
83. Morty, do you have
a death crystal in your pocket?Copy !req
84. No! Maybe!
You little monster!Copy !req
85. I thought you were
masturbating!Copy !req
86. And you took that
in stride?Copy !req
87. You'd rather
I address it?Copy !req
88. Why would I be doing it?Copy !req
89. Why would you steal
a death crystal?Copy !req
90. I want to die old!Copy !req
91. Then stop driving!Copy !req
92. No!
You son of a bitch!Copy !req
93. Give me the wheel, Morty.Copy !req
94. Goddamn it.Copy !req
95. Ohhh, shit.Copy !req
96. Oh, oh,
oh, oh,Copy !req
97. I love you, Morty.Copy !req
98. I will avenge my death.Copy !req
99. Holy!
Just kidding.Copy !req
100. I'm a crisis detection
and correction hologramCopy !req
101. generated by a chip that
"real" Rick put in your spine.Copy !req
102. "Real" in quotes because calling
density-privileged entitiesCopy !req
103. "real"
is incredibly holo-phobic.Copy !req
104. Morty, do me a solid...
problematic wordplay aside...Copy !req
105. grab the gun with the blue
handle from the trunkCopy !req
106. and get a tissue sample
from the corpse.Copy !req
107. Alright, now
take that to the trunkCopy !req
108. and insert it
into the clone compiler.Copy !req
109. I see you appear to be holding
a death crystalCopy !req
110. that's guiding your decisions
more than I am.Copy !req
111. That's your right.Copy !req
112. I just want to remind you that
some people can't hold anythingCopy !req
113. and can never die, so that's
a little offensive to...Copy !req
114. Oh, okay.Copy !req
115. Listen, I'm programmed
for tolerance, Morty.Copy !req
116. So I'm willing to accept
that you're doing thisCopy !req
117. if you're willing to accept
that you need to stop.Copy !req
118. Accepting.
Rerouted.Copy !req
119. Backup. Data.
Operation. Phoenix. Initiated.Copy !req
120. What the hell?
I axed this protocol.Copy !req
121. What are you doing
with my clone?Copy !req
122. It's okay. I'm you.Copy !req
123. I took my own clone vat offline
a couple seasons ago,Copy !req
124. so I think my backup got
rerouted to your universe.Copy !req
125. I'm sorry. All good.
Happy to help.Copy !req
126. By the way, annoying
that I even have to ask,Copy !req
127. but you are down with
fascist dystopias, right?Copy !req
128. YYYYYes.Copy !req
129. That "yes" was pretty...Copy !req
130. Liberal
with the letter "Y."Copy !req
131. Well, isn't this strange.Copy !req
132. I trust, the kind of strange
that makes Rick and Morty...Copy !req
133. stronger.Copy !req
134. Morty, I caught this socialist
in my bathrobe.Copy !req
135. He wants to give
all of our martinisCopy !req
136. to a family
of immigrants.Copy !req
137. Obviously,
the most likely imposterCopy !req
138. is the wet, naked clone.
It is obvious.Copy !req
139. But it won't be
to the police.Copy !req
140. Ohh!
'Kay.Copy !req
141. He was an inferior Rick.
He was too political.Copy !req
142. I want to have fun, classic
Rick-and-Morty adventuresCopy !req
143. like in the old days.Copy !req
144. Then we'll get along fine,
Fascist Morty.Copy !req
145. For starters, I just need to get
to Forbodulon Prime...Copy !req
146. You will go
where I want you to go!Copy !req
147. Hey, hey! Ho, ho!Copy !req
148. Not cloning your grandpa
has got to go!Copy !req
149. Hey, hey! Ho, ho!Copy !req
150. Not cloning your grandpa
has got to go!Copy !req
151. You don't get out of my face,
I'm gonna flush Rick's DNA.Copy !req
152. Alright.
Okay, regroup, everybody.Copy !req
153. You, too, Berkeley!Copy !req
154. Snap out of it.Copy !req
155. At least tell me
what this death isCopy !req
156. that you're
so determined to...Copy !req
157. Oh. Jessica.Copy !req
158. Morty, I love...Copy !req
159. What? No, no!
No, no, no!Copy !req
160. I love you.Copy !req
161. Damn it!Copy !req
162. How am I gonna die with her
if I can't even talk to her?Copy !req
163. Here's an idea, Morty.
Throw that thing in the garbage,Copy !req
164. stop planning your own death,
and talk to whoever you want.Copy !req
165. Now you just sound
like Real Rick.Copy !req
166. You're better than
that language, Morty.Copy !req
167. I ain't better than shit,
Jack.Copy !req
168. So, uh,
w-what are we doing?Copy !req
169. Stop asking questions.
Stop doing meta-commentary.Copy !req
170. Just have fun.Copy !req
171. We're going on a simple,
fun, classic adventure.Copy !req
172. Okay, you know what?
It would really helpCopy !req
173. if you could just say anything
other than what you don't want.Copy !req
174. I like Mr. Meeseeks.Copy !req
175. Okay, now we're talking.
You know what?Copy !req
176. I usually keep a Meeseeks box
in my glove compartment,Copy !req
177. so maybe Fascist Rick
does, too.Copy !req
178. Ah!
Well, look at that.Copy !req
179. Now we're doing something
we've done before.Copy !req
180. I'm Mr. Meeseeks!Copy !req
181. Kill this Nazi prick!Copy !req
182. Can do!Copy !req
183. - Come here, you son of a bitch!
- No! Stop!Copy !req
184. Accepting. Rerouted.Copy !req
185. Backup. Data.
Operation. Phoenix. Initiated.Copy !req
186. Aw, come on, man.Copy !req
187. Whoa, are you okay?Copy !req
188. Yeah, sorry.Copy !req
189. I'm a Rick
from another reality.Copy !req
190. I-I got uploaded
to your clone vat.Copy !req
191. Hey, don't worry about it, man.
I have a dozen.Copy !req
192. W-W-What the heck,
Rick?Copy !req
193. Are you making clones
down here?Copy !req
194. Get outta here, Morty!Copy !req
195. Stop asking
stupid questions, Morty!Copy !req
196. You sound like a piece of.Copy !req
197. Aw, geez.Copy !req
198. So, tell the truth, man.
No shame.Copy !req
199. You're looking at
your shrimp body like "What?"Copy !req
200. Ah, is it that obvious?
I'm sorry.Copy !req
201. Yeah, my original body is more
bipedal... uh, ape-descended.Copy !req
202. Really! Weird.Copy !req
203. Does your house look
like a tree, or...Copy !req
204. No, it looks like this.Copy !req
205. It's, like, identical
to this, actually.Copy !req
206. That is such
a mind.Copy !req
207. It's all good, man.
I'm fine with it.Copy !req
208. Honestly, you're doing me
a huge favorCopy !req
209. by being shrimp
instead of fascists.Copy !req
210. What?Copy !req
211. Goddamn it!Copy !req
212. When did this shit become
the default?Copy !req
213. Who wants to come up
to the boardCopy !req
214. and show me
some basic-ass integers?Copy !req
215. - I love you, Morty.
- Aah!Copy !req
216. Morty?
Yeah, right.Copy !req
217. That's not an integer!Copy !req
218. Apparently,
it doesn't matter.Copy !req
219. Damn, Morty,
you're bad at math,Copy !req
220. but I'm giving you
an A-plus in confidence.Copy !req
221. Just doin'
what I gotta do.Copy !req
222. Extra credit!Copy !req
223. I love you, Morty.
I love you, Morty.Copy !req
224. What's with the strut?Copy !req
225. You think you own this school?
- Nope!Copy !req
226. What if I killed you?
Would you be strutting then?Copy !req
227. Only if the events of the Pixar
movie "Coco" are to be believed,Copy !req
228. which I doubt.Copy !req
229. I have it on good authorityCopy !req
230. that you're probably
not gonna kill me.Copy !req
231. So why don't you do
what I doCopy !req
232. and just go with the flow,
nice and Zen, baby.Copy !req
233. Aah! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!Copy !req
234. Ugh! Impotence!Copy !req
235. Aah! Impotent rage!Copy !req
236. Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!Copy !req
237. You die tomorrow,
no matter what.Copy !req
238. It's what bullies call
a "fait accompli."Copy !req
239. Oh, man! Oh,
Well, well, well. Mm.Copy !req
240. Looks like you got yourself in
a lick of trouble, huh, Morty?Copy !req
241. Okay, okay, look,
if you help me not die,Copy !req
242. I'll bring Rick
back to life.Copy !req
243. Why are you pretending
to eat chicken?Copy !req
244. Excuse me?Copy !req
245. This chicken is
quite real to me.Copy !req
246. Yeah, okay,
but it doesn't have...Copy !req
247. Nutrients?
Yeah.Copy !req
248. What's the last thing
you ate?Copy !req
249. Baloney and an orange.Copy !req
250. So, no holographic foods?Copy !req
251. So, to me, you never ate?Copy !req
252. Or we could try
respecting each other.Copy !req
253. Will you just show me
how to stay alive?Copy !req
254. Hologram Rick:
Alright, Morty, a deal's a deal.Copy !req
255. Once we bring your Rick
back to life,Copy !req
256. then I'll help you
with the bully.Copy !req
257. Go ahead and open the hatch
to the subterranean lab.Copy !req
258. That's where all
the cloning equipment is.Copy !req
259. Please tell me you're not
hitting that crystal again.Copy !req
260. Look, Rick might be the epitome
of bloated flesh privilege,Copy !req
261. but he's right
about one thing.Copy !req
262. You're gonna be a lot happier
if you focus on the moment,Copy !req
263. rather than on
how you're gonna die.Copy !req
264. I mean, w-who's worried
about that, huh?Copy !req
265. Sorry, Hologram Rick.Copy !req
266. I'm going with the crystal
on this one.Copy !req
267. Morty.Copy !req
268. Oh, alright, okay.Copy !req
269. Just because I can't interact
with solid matterCopy !req
270. means you can just
walk all over me?Copy !req
271. Dear God.Copy !req
272. Bist du faschistisch?Copy !req
273. Nope.Copy !req
274. Finally.Copy !req
275. I thought maybe you were
pussying out.Copy !req
276. Hyah!Copy !req
277. What the?Copy !req
278. Oh, the air's getting thin!Copy !req
279. Well, well, well, looks like
there's a new bully in town!Copy !req
280. Lucky for us, he just made
bully-bullying the new bullying!Copy !req
281. Bully him!Copy !req
282. Aah!Copy !req
283. We've got
an Akira-type situation going onCopy !req
284. behind the mall.
Over.Copy !req
285. Dying with Jessica...Copy !req
286. Hey!Copy !req
287. What the hell?Copy !req
288. Aah! Aah!Copy !req
289. I'm Mr. Meeseeks!
Look at me!Copy !req
290. Shield me from the law!Copy !req
291. - Yes, sir! Can do!
- Stand down!Copy !req
292. Look at me!Copy !req
293. I... will... die... old!Copy !req
294. Up next, an unstoppable
science-fiction boyCopy !req
295. is attacking our nation's
final line of defense.Copy !req
296. Will we all fall
to his deadly touch?Copy !req
297. But first, something silly?Copy !req
298. What do you mean,
"but first"?Copy !req
299. I already said "up next."
You always do this.Copy !req
300. I don't always do shit.
Don't gaslight me.Copy !req
301. Gaslighting doesn't exist.Copy !req
302. You made it up
'cause you're crazy.Copy !req
303. Why are you letting me
do this?Copy !req
304. I do as the crystal guides.Copy !req
305. Your Honor, my client was acting
in self-defense.Copy !req
306. He turned 13 men
into piles of ash.Copy !req
307. Sit down!
Before I sentence you,Copy !req
308. is there anything
you have to say for yourself?Copy !req
309. I... w-w-will a-al-sways...Copy !req
310. always r-r-remember
o-our...Copy !req
311. our... our... v-v-t-time...
time...Copy !req
312. I-in... f-g-g-g-P-P-Peru.Copy !req
313. I will always remember our time
in Peru, Your Honor.Copy !req
314. Your Honor,Copy !req
315. as you can see, my client
is speaking nonsense.Copy !req
316. Stop.Copy !req
317. Those were my husband's
last words.Copy !req
318. He says that he... l-loves you...Copy !req
319. ttt-llll-lit-lit-little...
littleCopy !req
320. ff-gg-sp-spa-ffggarrow...Copy !req
321. sparrow!Copy !req
322. He loves you,
little sparrow.Copy !req
323. He's innocent.
Case dismissed.Copy !req
324. I'm coming for you, Condor!Copy !req
325. Well, I, for one, will not be
accepting this verdict.Copy !req
326. And this little monster may
think he's gotten away,Copy !req
327. but there is something called
the court of public opinionCopy !req
328. that still has final say
in this country.Copy !req
329. Oh, I guess he's coming out
of the courthouse now.Copy !req
330. Let's go live to that.Copy !req
331. People, I gotta tell you
something.Copy !req
332. That little boy...Copy !req
333. I thought I knew everything
about everything.Copy !req
334. But something about the tones
and frequenciesCopy !req
335. that just came out of his mouth
have made me...Copy !req
336. I mean, I think we're just about
ready to forgive himCopy !req
337. and move past this whole thing.
He's a free young man.Copy !req
338. And as far as continuity goes,
the reset button's been hit.Copy !req
339. Morty!
That was a fast trial.Copy !req
340. Jess-I-ca?Copy !req
341. A bunch of us girls were gonna
go skinny-dipping later,Copy !req
342. if you wanted to join.Copy !req
343. Actually, now, really.
We're gonna do it right now.Copy !req
344. This is the last conversation
I'm having about itCopy !req
345. fully clothed.Copy !req
346. No, thanks.Copy !req
347. I'm... assuming...
we... maybe...Copy !req
348. get together...
in our 40s?Copy !req
349. Uh, cool.Copy !req
350. Sounds... hot.Copy !req
351. Bye.Copy !req
352. Must... continue...
moving...Copy !req
353. in ways... that lead...
to dying... with you.Copy !req
354. Whoa!
Way to use up a clone!Copy !req
355. What the, man?Copy !req
356. What's the matter with you?
Y-Y-You don't talk?Copy !req
357. Tarantula
got your tongue?Copy !req
358. Uh...
Heil, Wasp Hitler?Copy !req
359. - What?
- What the?Copy !req
360. Where's that
coming from?Copy !req
361. Look, I'm a primate.
I-I'm having a hard time.Copy !req
362. I'll think or say
whatever gets me home.Copy !req
363. Well, here's how it works
with wasps.Copy !req
364. We eat our prey alive,
and when we don't,Copy !req
365. we lay our eggs
in their eyeballsCopy !req
366. so that our young can feast
on their brainsCopy !req
367. when they hatch.Copy !req
368. When you're born
that big an asshole,Copy !req
369. the least you can do is
have a little empathy.Copy !req
370. Now, come have dinner
with my beautiful family.Copy !req
371. And drop the Hitler stuff.Copy !req
372. Wasp Morty's been on
some crazy message boards.Copy !req
373. Aah! Aah!Copy !req
374. Oh! Aah! Ow!Copy !req
375. Me and my friends
want to fly aroundCopy !req
376. and look for something
to sting tonight.Copy !req
377. You be careful not to waste
all your venom.Copy !req
378. I'm not a bee, Dad.Copy !req
379. Oh, God! Kill me!
Please kill me!Copy !req
380. Uh, Beth, uh, after dinner,
could I maybe borrow MortyCopy !req
381. to help the lost Rick get back
to his primate-based reality?Copy !req
382. Morty, are you done
with your homework?Copy !req
383. Not all of it.
Sorry, Dad.Copy !req
384. Oh, don't be sorry, sweetie.
We're all in this together.Copy !req
385. We're wasps, not monsters.Copy !req
386. Aah!Copy !req
387. Huh, guess I don't have it
as bad as I thought.Copy !req
388. Can you pass the acid?Copy !req
389. Aah! No!
Run! Run, my babies!Copy !req
390. Bonus!Copy !req
391. Morty?
Morty?Copy !req
392. Where is that little?
Morty!Copy !req
393. Whoa, garage foul.Copy !req
394. Who said you could
go through my stuff?Copy !req
395. W-Where's my Boglin?Copy !req
396. There you are.
Don't worry, Pop-pop's back.Copy !req
397. I'll keep you safe.
What the...Copy !req
398. He took my Meeseeks boxes!
All that's left are theseCopy !req
399. Kirkland brand
Meeseeks boxes.Copy !req
400. What do you want?Copy !req
401. Damn,
your Morty sucks.Copy !req
402. Aah, wasps!Copy !req
403. Why the hell
didn't you show MortyCopy !req
404. how to bring my body
back to life?Copy !req
405. Don't tell me
you gained sentienceCopy !req
406. and tried to take over.
What?Copy !req
407. That is some A.I.,
racist, accusatory,Copy !req
408. Isaac Asimov bull
right there.Copy !req
409. Then what happened?
Where's my body?Copy !req
410. Oh, you're gonna
love this.Copy !req
411. - I love you, Morty.
- This is my life.Copy !req
412. This is good.Copy !req
413. What do ya know?Copy !req
414. Our little Morty knows
how to scream.Copy !req
415. Oh, you're now!
I told you!Copy !req
416. Get him, Rick!Copy !req
417. Aaaah!Copy !req
418. Aah!
I-I can't see my own death.Copy !req
419. H-How am I gonna die?Copy !req
420. Shh, quiet, idiot.
Quiet.Copy !req
421. It's gonna be alright.Copy !req
422. You don't get to know
how you're gonna die.Copy !req
423. It's over.
Oh, hey.Copy !req
424. This ferrofluid's
wrapping around my legs.Copy !req
425. I can feel! I have mass!Copy !req
426. - I'm a god now!
- You're!Copy !req
427. What the?Copy !req
428. I-I thought you were proud
to be a hologram!Copy !req
429. That's 'cause I had to
be one!Copy !req
430. Shit! Aaah!Copy !req
431. Ugh! Aaah!Copy !req
432. There's a lesson here,Copy !req
433. and I'm not the one
that's gonna figure it out.Copy !req
434. Hey, uh, sorry
I didn't listen to youCopy !req
435. and tried to kill
the whole world and stuff.Copy !req
436. I guess I got to learnCopy !req
437. how to live in the moment
a little more.Copy !req
438. Oh, boy, so, you actually
learned something today?Copy !req
439. What is this,
"Full House"?Copy !req
440. I was living in the moment
all day,Copy !req
441. and it kept getting me
killed by Nazis.Copy !req
442. I think you have to think ahead
and live in the moment.Copy !req
443. Morty, we saw you on the news.
Are you okay?Copy !req
444. Oh, real nice, Rick.
Turning our son into an Akira?Copy !req
445. Real nice.
- Eat my, Jerry.Copy !req
446. He turned himself
into Akira.Copy !req
447. Oh, I'll eat it,
because this is my house, Rick.Copy !req
448. I'll eat any I want.
- Gross.Copy !req
449. You said the crystals wouldn't
hurt anyone, Dad.Copy !req
450. This family has
a clean start.Copy !req
451. I don't know if adventures
fit into my son's life.Copy !req
452. I'm fine.
Get off Rick's back.Copy !req
453. Rick wasn't even here
when I was doing all that stuff.Copy !req
454. That was all on me.Copy !req
455. Well, alright, Morty.Copy !req
456. I guess, as long as you're okay,
that's all we care about.Copy !req
457. I don't want to see
any more anime stuffCopy !req
458. happening to my son,
buster.Copy !req
459. That finger has AIDs now.
Not my fault.Copy !req
460. You skipped HIV?Copy !req
461. - He's messing with you, sweetie.
- But it's tingling!Copy !req
462. So, I guess what we learned
is to split the diff.Copy !req
463. From now on, Rick and Morty doing a
little of this and a little of that.Copy !req
464. Yeah, sometimes
we'll do classic stuff.Copy !req
465. You know, other times,
we'll do whatever!Copy !req
466. Sometimes we won't even
do anything!Copy !req
467. Rick and Morty do...
not doing anything!Copy !req
468. A hundred years!
Pushing it to the limit.Copy !req
469. Rick and Morty,
not sticking to one path.Copy !req
470. Trying different things,Copy !req
471. Making sure to keep out
of a rut.Copy !req
472. Doing stuff.
Sometimes not doing stuff.Copy !req
473. Not even pushing a little bit
towards the limit.Copy !req
474. Doing it alone or together.
Making sure to keep our eyesCopy !req
475. on the prize.
Sometimes just relaxing.Copy !req
476. Or not. And you can do whatever
the you want, Morty.Copy !req
477. - That's the end.
- Wait, wait, what the?Copy !req
478. H-Hold on. What the
did you just say?Copy !req
479. Nothing.
I didn't say anything.Copy !req
480. I was just playing along
with you guys.Copy !req
481. You know I record everything,
right?Copy !req
482. Garage, isolate Summer's voice
and play back.Copy !req
483. Oh, and then you guys
can get married,Copy !req
484. and, like,
each other offCopy !req
485. in a testosterone-addled
third-grade-boy.Copy !req
486. What, the hell, Summer?
That's disgusting.Copy !req
487. Gross, Summer!
Jesus Christ!Copy !req
488. I was just joking around,
you...Copy !req
489. just seeing if you guys
pay any attention to me.Copy !req
490. Just want to be
a part of the fun.Copy !req
491. Get the
out of here!Copy !req
492. Get out of here, Summer!Copy !req
493. disgusting!
- Get out of here!Copy !req
494. You ruined
the Season 4 premiere!Copy !req
495. The Season 4 premiere,
you ruined it!Copy !req
496. God,
tomorrow's career day.Copy !req
497. I don't want to think about what
I do when I get out of school.Copy !req
498. I know exactly
what I want to do.Copy !req
499. I want to work
in hospice.Copy !req
500. I want to comfort
the people who are dying,Copy !req
501. who have no one else
in their lives...Copy !req
502. the real lonely people.Copy !req
503. I'm gonna look at their name
tags, and I'm gonna say,Copy !req
504. "I love you,"Copy !req
505. followed by whatever it says
on their name tag,Copy !req
506. over and over.Copy !req
507. What the?Copy !req
508. Hey, Morty, quick favor.Copy !req
509. What, cover me
in gasoline and spiders?Copy !req
510. Fine, yeah, I'm in.Copy !req
511. Wasn't my first pitch,Copy !req
512. but, hey, not gonna waste
this opportunity.Copy !req
513. Did you get any of that?Copy !req