1. All right, Morty, you ready
for our adventureCopy !req
2. to the Lost City of Atlantis?Copy !req
3. Ready as I'll ever be, Rick.Copy !req
4. Oh, for fuck's sake.Copy !req
5. Hello. I'm Rick K-22.
This is my Morty.Copy !req
6. We're going from reality to realityCopy !req
7. asking Ricks to contributeCopy !req
8. to the Citadel of Ricks
Redevelopment Fund.Copy !req
9. What are you, stupid?Copy !req
10. We're done with the Citadel of Ricks.Copy !req
11. I was never on board with it
in the first place.Copy !req
12. That's why I murdered everyone
in charge and left it to rot.Copy !req
13. Oh, that was you.Copy !req
14. - They tried to murder him first.
- Aw, geez.Copy !req
15. Well, you'll be happy to know
that the council's gone now.Copy !req
16. Yeah, he knows.
He murdered them.Copy !req
17. - You want to rein in your Morty?
- Every day.Copy !req
18. The Citadel of Ricks
Redevelopment Fund donates...Copy !req
19. Morty, he's not gonna donate.Copy !req
20. You're pitching the Policeman's BallCopy !req
21. to a black teenager here.Copy !req
22. - Let's go.
- You don't have to be a dick.Copy !req
23. I think you know that's not true.Copy !req
24. Geez. I didn't know there were
still Ricks and MortysCopy !req
25. living on the Citadel.Copy !req
26. I wonder what their day-to-day
lives are like.Copy !req
27. Well, you can keep wondering thatCopy !req
28. while we go on a fun, fresh,Copy !req
29. self-contained adventure to Atlantis.Copy !req
30. Anyone continuing to explore
the Citadel is either stupidCopy !req
31. or one of the unfortunate millionsCopy !req
32. held hostage by their terrible ideas.Copy !req
33. Man, I'm glad I'm not one of them!Copy !req
34. Citadel Morning News.Copy !req
35. News about the Citadel in the morning,Copy !req
36. pretty self-explanatory.Copy !req
37. Good morning. I'm Rick D-716B.Copy !req
38. - And I'm Rick D-716.
- Must be nice.Copy !req
39. Coming up, gravity outages
in East Sanchez Heights.Copy !req
40. And is your uranium-powered
cellular matrixCopy !req
41. making you sick?Copy !req
42. The answer may not surprise you.Copy !req
43. It's... Yes, it's uranium.Copy !req
44. Those stories and more
after this break.Copy !req
45. 60 iterations off the central finite curve,Copy !req
46. there's a Rick that works
more with woodCopy !req
47. than polarity plating.Copy !req
48. His name is Simple Rick,
but he's no dummy.Copy !req
49. He realized long agoCopy !req
50. that the greatest thing
he'd ever createCopy !req
51. was his daughter.Copy !req
52. I love Daddy!Copy !req
53. We captured that moment.Copy !req
54. We run it on a loop
through Simple Rick's mind,Copy !req
55. and the chemical it makes
his brain secreteCopy !req
56. goes into every Simple Rick's
"Simple Wafers" Wafer Cookie.Copy !req
57. Come home to the impossible flavorCopy !req
58. of your own completion.Copy !req
59. Come home to Simple Rick's.Copy !req
60. Just one day remains before
our newly democratic CitadelCopy !req
61. elects its first President.Copy !req
62. It's anyone's race among
the Rick candidates.Copy !req
63. But a certain other
candidate should be gettingCopy !req
64. at least one vote for most adorable.Copy !req
65. That's right. The Morty party
candidate's still in the race,Copy !req
66. and you just gotta love him for that.Copy !req
67. Here you see him in his
little Morty suit waving.Copy !req
68. Isn't that adorable?
Little jackass.Copy !req
69. Uh, yeah, I think we actually haveCopy !req
70. the audio for his speech here.Copy !req
71. "Aw, geez. Aw, man.Copy !req
72. I'm gonna lose the election and stuff."Copy !req
73. We had a good run, sir,Copy !req
74. but I think it's time
to pull out of the race.Copy !req
75. I feel pretty confident
about tonight's debate.Copy !req
76. You shouldn't, sir.
You should be terrified.Copy !req
77. Maybe you should find
a little faith, young man.Copy !req
78. You don't pay me to have faith.Copy !req
79. And we're the same age!Copy !req
80. - Aah!
- Whoa!Copy !req
81. Oh. Sorry. I-I was expecting...Copy !req
82. A Rick partner?Copy !req
83. Lesson one, rookie,
expect the unexpected.Copy !req
84. Now, get in.Copy !req
85. Mortys are human!Copy !req
86. Get the fuck off the car,
you Rickless fuckin' animal!Copy !req
87. - Whoa!
- The election'sCopy !req
88. got these yellow shirts more riled upCopy !req
89. than a picture-day Jessica.Copy !req
90. That's pretty harsh, sir.Copy !req
91. So report me.
Nobody gives a fuck.Copy !req
92. Look, I'm just saying,
it makes me a little sadCopy !req
93. to hear a Morty cop
calling Mortys animals.Copy !req
94. Well, it makes me sad
to hear another Rick copCopy !req
95. buying into his sensitivity training.Copy !req
96. Well, I'm glad to know
there's more like me.Copy !req
97. Oh, there was one.Copy !req
98. Why do you think that seat was empty?Copy !req
99. Robbery at Fifth and Avenue.Copy !req
100. Fifth and... That's Morty Town.Copy !req
101. Unit seven responding.Copy !req
102. Ohh!Copy !req
103. Good idea, Rick.Copy !req
104. Good idea, Rick.Copy !req
105. This is a great adventure.Copy !req
106. This is a great adventure.Copy !req
107. I love being your new Morty.Copy !req
108. I love being your new Mor...Copy !req
109. Farty.Copy !req
110. Very amusing, Mr. Smith.Copy !req
111. Almost as amusing
as when your first RickCopy !req
112. was decapitated on Zorpantheon Nine.Copy !req
113. Or was that your third Rick?
How many Ricks have you had?Copy !req
114. - Five.
- I see.Copy !req
115. So you are top
of the class in something.Copy !req
116. Tomorrow you'll be transferred
to your new Ricks.Copy !req
117. Hopefully they will be your last.Copy !req
118. Yes, Slow Ri... Tall Morty?Copy !req
119. Di... Did I gradgitate this time yet?Copy !req
120. Anything's possible, Tall Morty.Copy !req
121. I guess we won't be seeing
each other after this, huh?Copy !req
122. I say we make our last day count.Copy !req
123. I say... we go to the Wishing Portal.Copy !req
124. - That's a myth.
- It's not a myth.Copy !req
125. My first Rick's fourth MortyCopy !req
126. knew a Rick whose Morty went there.Copy !req
127. If we're not here for graduation,Copy !req
128. our butts are gonna
wind up in Morty Town.Copy !req
129. I thought your last Rick
fused you with a lizard,Copy !req
130. not a chicken.Copy !req
131. Okay, fine. I'm in.Copy !req
132. Me too.Copy !req
133. - What the hell?
- I thought I saw a fly.Copy !req
134. Listen up, fuck nuts.Copy !req
135. I've been your supervisor
for five years,Copy !req
136. but all shitty things
must come to an end,Copy !req
137. and I have been promoted
to regional manager.Copy !req
138. Yeah, I feel the same way.
May be never meet again.Copy !req
139. Of course, that makesCopy !req
140. the position of supervisor available,Copy !req
141. so, as of next week,
the ass you'll be kissingCopy !req
142. will be that of...Copy !req
143. K-83, affectionately known as Cool Rick.Copy !req
144. I know I'm new to the Citadel,Copy !req
145. and some of you might not
think I put in my time,Copy !req
146. but what can I say?Copy !req
147. I'm Cool Rick!Copy !req
148. Yo! Ha! Ha! Check me out!Copy !req
149. All right knuckleheads, any questions?Copy !req
150. All right, then, back to work,
you gold rickers.Copy !req
151. No Ricks, no families,Copy !req
152. high off their asses,
and running amuck.Copy !req
153. Mortys are raised to be sidekicks.Copy !req
154. Without a side to kick,
they just start kicking.Copy !req
155. They were...
They were about my height,Copy !req
156. around 14 years old.Copy !req
157. Oh, their... their shirts were yellow!Copy !req
158. Yeah, make sure you get that down.Copy !req
159. Any mutations, augmentations?Copy !req
160. Uh, three eyes? A tail?
Maybe a buzz cut?Copy !req
161. No. Just four normal Mortys.Copy !req
162. - Normal?
- Put it in your blog.Copy !req
163. Let me turn over a few rocks.Copy !req
164. Aw, geez.
Hey, what's goin' on, fellas?Copy !req
165. Aw, geez, man.
Nothing, man.Copy !req
166. We're just hanging out and stuff.Copy !req
167. I hear that. Aw, geez.Copy !req
168. I guess I'm supposed to be figurin' outCopy !req
169. who robbed the store across the street.Copy !req
170. But, aw, geez, I don't know.Copy !req
171. Aw, geez man, that sucksCopy !req
172. that your Rick's making you do that.Copy !req
173. He's not my Rick.
He's my partner.Copy !req
174. Aw, geez.Copy !req
175. Well, maybe the uniform
makes a big difference.Copy !req
176. Who am I to say?Copy !req
177. To me, you just look like a sidekick.Copy !req
178. Call me a sidekick one more time!Copy !req
179. - Call me a sidekick!
- Hey, man! Come on! Aw, geez!Copy !req
180. Wanna see how I paint a wall?Copy !req
181. It was the Morty Town Locos, man!Copy !req
182. The... The Morty Town Locos!Copy !req
183. Aah! Aah!Copy !req
184. Do you realize how many
codes you just violated?Copy !req
185. Aw, geez, Rick.Copy !req
186. What do I know about knowin' stuff?Copy !req
187. Get in the fuckin' car.Copy !req
188. More lasers.Copy !req
189. You could take more time to answer
the question if you like.Copy !req
190. Okay, Juggling Rick,Copy !req
191. how would you solve
the Citadel's financial crisis?Copy !req
192. First off, can I just say
that I believe this CitadelCopy !req
193. is the greatest in the entire multi-verse.Copy !req
194. Now, I believe the answer
to your questionCopy !req
195. has three parts.Copy !req
196. First, education spending
must get much higher.Copy !req
197. But it has to be
balanced with defense...Copy !req
198. - Whoa! Whoa!
- Can we fact-check this please?Copy !req
199. Never mind.
Who am I kidding?Copy !req
200. This race is over.Copy !req
201. And that's how you run a Citadel!Copy !req
202. Candidate Morty, the number
of displaced Mortys is soaringCopy !req
203. while Rick satisfaction
levels are plummeting,Copy !req
204. and the divide between the two
groups has never been wider.Copy !req
205. Solve that one real quick.Copy !req
206. I don't see a divide between
Ricks and Mortys.Copy !req
207. Oh, shocker.Copy !req
208. I'd like to offer are-buttal.Copy !req
209. Gentlemen, gentlemen, I think
we can all agree on one thing.Copy !req
210. Well, it came out as two things,Copy !req
211. but you get the idea.Copy !req
212. You guys finished?Copy !req
213. The division I see is between
the Ricks and MortysCopy !req
214. that like the Citadel divided...Copy !req
215. and the rest of us.Copy !req
216. I see it everywhere I go.Copy !req
217. I see it in our schoolsCopy !req
218. where they teach Mortys
we're all the same,Copy !req
219. because they're threatened
by what makes us unique.Copy !req
220. I see it in our streets where
they give guns to MortysCopy !req
221. so we're too busy fighting
each other to fight real injustice.Copy !req
222. I see it in our factoriesCopy !req
223. where Ricks work for a fraction
of their boss' salaryCopy !req
224. even though they're identical
and have the same IQ.Copy !req
225. The Citadel's problem
isn't homeless MortysCopy !req
226. or outraged Ricks.Copy !req
227. The Citadel's problem
is the Ricks and MortysCopy !req
228. feeding on the Citadel's death.Copy !req
229. Holy shit.Copy !req
230. He's headed for the flavor core!Copy !req
231. But I've got a message for them,Copy !req
232. from the Ricks and Mortys
keeping it alive,Copy !req
233. a message from the Ricks and MortysCopy !req
234. that believe in this CitadelCopy !req
235. to the Ricks and Mortys that don't.Copy !req
236. You're outnumbered.Copy !req
237. Holy shit.Copy !req
238. I don't believe it.Copy !req
239. I-I can't believe it.Copy !req
240. I know. That's why you're fired.Copy !req
241. Sounds like you're looking for work.Copy !req
242. I can offer you a very enticing
compensation package.Copy !req
243. First, let's talk benefits.Copy !req
244. Daddy loves you.
That's Daddy's good girl.Copy !req
245. Your life is a lie, man.Copy !req
246. All your life's are lies!
Don't you get it?Copy !req
247. They told us we were special
because we were Ricks,Copy !req
248. but they stripped us of everything
that made us unique!Copy !req
249. We know how you feel.Copy !req
250. We're working-stiff Ricks just like you.Copy !req
251. But our assembly line is justice.Copy !req
252. What are your demands?Copy !req
253. I-I-I want a portal gun.Copy !req
254. Unregistered, untraceable,Copy !req
255. with enough fluid to take
me off this goddamn prison!Copy !req
256. - The media's outside.
- Well, keep 'em there.Copy !req
257. Anyway, so, yeah, the suspect
says the Citadel's a lie,Copy !req
258. built on lies, and some other shit.Copy !req
259. I say appreciate the life you have,Copy !req
260. because it can always be worse.Copy !req
261. Back to you, Ricks.Copy !req
262. Thank you, Rick 0716-C.Copy !req
263. - That fuckin' guy.
- Tell me about it.Copy !req
264. Meanwhile, in election news,Copy !req
265. an unexpected turn of events
as Morty from the Morty PartyCopy !req
266. soars to the top of the polls.Copy !req
267. - Morty! Morty! Morty!
- Yes.Copy !req
268. Morty, what's your original reality,
and where's your Rick?Copy !req
269. Gosh, we moved around so much,
it's hard to remember.Copy !req
270. I see every Rick as my Rick.Copy !req
271. I hope they see me as their Morty.Copy !req
272. Another? Please?
With less water?Copy !req
273. Hey, cheer up, pal.Copy !req
274. A Morty's gonna be president.Copy !req
275. Imagine this kisser getting
blamed for everything.Copy !req
276. I guess I should've had more faith.Copy !req
277. It's not faith you need.
It's fear.Copy !req
278. What's this?Copy !req
279. It's secrets.Copy !req
280. Wh-Wh-Wh-What do you think it is?Copy !req
281. Look at how I'm dressed.Copy !req
282. Having taken aim at the system,Copy !req
283. are afraid at all for your safety?Copy !req
284. I'd rather live in hope than fear.Copy !req
285. If I had to fear anything,
I'd fear other people being afraid.Copy !req
286. Of fear. Itself.Copy !req
287. But, no, I'm not afraid.Copy !req
288. Hey, Rick, man,Copy !req
289. when there's a Morty president,
you gonna lick my balls or what?Copy !req
290. Sheeeet, grandson,Copy !req
291. you keep me peelin' skrabquams
and slippin' nib nibs,Copy !req
292. I'll lick whatever ain't nailed down.Copy !req
293. Hands in the air!Copy !req
294. What the hell, man?
What the hellin' hell?Copy !req
295. You guys doing a little
chemistry homeworkCopy !req
296. - with Grandpa?
- Is this what I think it is?Copy !req
297. Bootleg portal fluid.Copy !req
298. I guess his math was off.Copy !req
299. Search the place.Copy !req
300. Are... Are you... my new... R-Rick?Copy !req
301. It's okay, Morty.Copy !req
302. Jesus.Copy !req
303. He stabbed me.
He got me bad, Morty.Copy !req
304. Shh. It's okay. You're okay.Copy !req
305. You were right.Copy !req
306. Everything I learned
at the academy was...Copy !req
307. Doesn't matter.Copy !req
308. Nothing's wrong with putting
your faith in a Morty.Copy !req
309. You just gotta pick the right one.Copy !req
310. Why is there a crib in here?Copy !req
311. Something they do.
To make you feel bad.Copy !req
312. Boy, I got us knee-deep
in paperwork, huh?Copy !req
313. Go to the car and grab a medi-pack.Copy !req
314. Let me worry about this.Copy !req
315. - What happened?
- Same old story.Copy !req
316. Mortys killing Mortys.Copy !req
317. Almost... got it.Copy !req
318. Hey!Copy !req
319. Y'all get the hell away
from my damn mega fruit!Copy !req
320. Sic 'em, boy!Copy !req
321. I don't wear this dag-nab hatCopy !req
322. and commit to this rural characterCopy !req
323. so you can eat for free
while you come of age!Copy !req
324. I bet the Wishing Portal
leads to a realityCopy !req
325. where they're... where all...Copy !req
326. where it's a bunch of French
toast with boobies.Copy !req
327. I bet it leads to a place
with a bunch of fry...Copy !req
328. fly... flies everywhere.Copy !req
329. Yeah, I bet it goes nowhere.Copy !req
330. I bet it's a big holeCopy !req
331. where the Citadel dumps
all its broken dreams.Copy !req
332. Slick, why do you have
to be so dramatic?Copy !req
333. You wanna know why?
Because of this.Copy !req
334. I'm part of an experimental
line of MortysCopy !req
335. with a drama implant.Copy !req
336. How do you think it feels, Fat Morty,Copy !req
337. to know that no matter where I go,Copy !req
338. I'll always be the oneCopy !req
339. that makes everybody sad
and a little bored?Copy !req
340. Slick, that implant
isn't who you are, okay?Copy !req
341. You also roll up your sleeves.Copy !req
342. I thought I was Left-Handed Morty.Copy !req
343. Then you should use your left hand
to eat more vegetables.Copy !req
344. Hey, there. How you doing?
Great to meet you.Copy !req
345. I'm a plumber, sir.
I'm a Rick, and I'm a plumber.Copy !req
346. That doesn't sound like Rick work.Copy !req
347. You didn't come to the Citadel
to be a plumber, did you?Copy !req
348. Ha! Ha! I sure didn't, sir!Copy !req
349. Mr. Morty! Mr. Morty!Copy !req
350. I cloned myself so you
could kiss me as a baby!Copy !req
351. This is just like a Morty baby!Copy !req
352. Hey, did you, uh,
end up getting a new job?Copy !req
353. Yeah, I did.
Assassinating you.Copy !req
354. I'm okay. I'm okay.Copy !req
355. I'm...Copy !req
356. Aw, man. Aw, geez. Aw, hah.Copy !req
357. You look like you could
use a good time.Copy !req
358. One dance for $10, two for $25.Copy !req
359. No, thank you. And bad math.Copy !req
360. Ha! Ha! Yeah! This is a good time!Copy !req
361. - What is this place?
- The Creepy Morty.Copy !req
362. What is it your kind's always saying?Copy !req
363. "Don't think about it."Copy !req
364. Come on. There's someone
important I want you to meet.Copy !req
365. Ah, Bubbala!Copy !req
366. How'd it go with the Morty Town Locos?Copy !req
367. They had a little accident.Copy !req
368. They won't be causing
any trouble anymore.Copy !req
369. Those were bad Mortys.
Very bad Mortys.Copy !req
370. Big Morty likes to contributeCopy !req
371. to keeping the peace in Morty Town.Copy !req
372. Think of him as a "drug lord"
and us as cops on his payroll.Copy !req
373. - Morty...
- Which Morty?Copy !req
374. M-M-My partner.Copy !req
375. Morty, you're right.
Morty Town is bad.Copy !req
376. But that doesn't mean
that we have to be.Copy !req
377. Hey, what's going on here, Morty?Copy !req
378. - Which Morty?
- The cop, morons!Copy !req
379. Don't worry about Rick, Big Morty.Copy !req
380. He's new.Copy !req
381. He doesn't understand how it works.Copy !req
382. That's what you said
about your last partner.Copy !req
383. Why would you say something
like that, Big Morty?Copy !req
384. You're fucking things up
for both of us here.Copy !req
385. Wrong. He's fucking things up
for both of you.Copy !req
386. Unless he takes the money.Copy !req
387. Big Morty, you're under arrest.Copy !req
388. S-Smartest man in the universe.Copy !req
389. They're just props!
Th-They're just props!Copy !req
390. Not so big now, are ya?Copy !req
391. I never was!
It was figurative!Copy !req
392. That's enough.Copy !req
393. If we don't kill him, he'll talk.Copy !req
394. If you do, I'll talk.Copy !req
395. O-One thing's for sure.Copy !req
396. Y-Y'all don't have to worry
about Cowboy Morty talkin'.Copy !req
397. This little cowpoke's gonna
mosey up on out of here.Copy !req
398. You told me to put my faith
in the right Morty.Copy !req
399. I've got faith in you, partner.Copy !req
400. Do the right thing.Copy !req
401. Oh, Grandpa Rick,Copy !req
402. I-I don't wanna be
on the Citadel anymore.Copy !req
403. I wanna be a regular kid.Copy !req
404. I-I wanna to go to school
and throw balls aroundCopy !req
405. and masturbate.Copy !req
406. What the hell happened in there?Copy !req
407. Same old story.Copy !req
408. Ricks killing Mortys.Copy !req
409. Okay, man, okay,
we got your portal gun.Copy !req
410. What the hell's he doing?Copy !req
411. - Where... Where am I?
- A bad place.Copy !req
412. But you're going to a better one soon.Copy !req
413. Hey! Hey!Copy !req
414. - No, no, no, no!
- Whaa...Copy !req
415. God damn it!Copy !req
416. A portal to the blender dimension?Copy !req
417. That's the oldest trick in the book!Copy !req
418. I'm a Rick!
I'm more Rick than any of you!Copy !req
419. Then you should know you just
killed your only leverage!Copy !req
420. Then comes and get me, motherfuckers!Copy !req
421. Stop. I'm Rick D. Sanchez the Third,Copy !req
422. owner of this here wafer establishment,Copy !req
423. and I say that the Rick
in there is right.Copy !req
424. He's more Rick than any of you.Copy !req
425. He's a terrorist!Copy !req
426. What Rick isn't?Copy !req
427. The Citadel was founded
by Ricks for Ricks to be free!Copy !req
428. What's your name, young man?Copy !req
429. - Rick. And I'm...
- The same age as me, I know.Copy !req
430. - How long have you worked here?
- 15 years.Copy !req
431. What the hell have we become?Copy !req
432. Whatever time you were gonna
make him serve, he's served it.Copy !req
433. It ends now.Copy !req
434. - Come with me, friend.
- Where are we going?Copy !req
435. To your new life.Copy !req
436. Which starts with walking
the fuck out of here.Copy !req
437. Yo J-22, give 'em hell!Copy !req
438. There's a Rick that held
a factory hostageCopy !req
439. after murdering his boss
and several co-workers.Copy !req
440. The factory made cookies,
flavored them with lies.Copy !req
441. He made us all take a look
at what we were doing.Copy !req
442. And in the bargain, he got
a taste of real freedom.Copy !req
443. We captured that taste,
and we keep giving it to himCopy !req
444. so he can give it right back to youCopy !req
445. in every bite of new Simple Rick
Freedom Wafer Selects.Copy !req
446. Come home to the unique flavorCopy !req
447. of shattering the grand illusion.Copy !req
448. Come home to Simple Rick.Copy !req
449. It is real.Copy !req
450. After you.Copy !req
451. There it is. The Wishing Portal.Copy !req
452. They say for your wish to come true,Copy !req
453. you have to give up
something really important.Copy !req
454. For me, that's my panini maker.Copy !req
455. I wish for a million sandwiches.Copy !req
456. And, yes, I see the irony.Copy !req
457. I guess I wish I had something coolerCopy !req
458. than this dumb-ass surfer necklace.Copy !req
459. I wish incest porn had...
had a more mainstream appeal.Copy !req
460. For... For a friend of mine.Copy !req
461. None of those things
are gonna happen, you know.Copy !req
462. Morty wishes never come true.Copy !req
463. Not on the Citadel.Copy !req
464. Then why did you bring us here?Copy !req
465. Because I wish that would change.Copy !req
466. I wish anything about
this life would change.Copy !req
467. Well, I hope you're putting somethingCopy !req
468. pretty goddamn important in there.Copy !req
469. Me too.Copy !req
470. But I doubt it.Copy !req
471. - No!
- Slick!Copy !req
472. M-Maybe...Copy !req
473. Maybe it went somewhere nice.Copy !req
474. Garbage dump.Copy !req
475. Stand back.Copy !req
476. He had to be stopped.Copy !req
477. He... He cou... He c...
couldn't be allowed to win.Copy !req
478. Then you should've worked
on your aim, bro.Copy !req
479. He's alive? No, no, no.
You gotta listen to me.Copy !req
480. I-I worked for him.
I was his campaign manager.Copy !req
481. That Morty is not what he seems.Copy !req
482. Yeah, well, no Morty
seems like a president.Copy !req
483. - He... won?
- Yeah.Copy !req
484. It was a blowout.Copy !req
485. I would hardly call it a blowout.Copy !req
486. It was almost close enough
to trigger a recount.Copy !req
487. Jesus. What are you,
joke security now, too?Copy !req
488. Why am I still here?Copy !req
489. I heard he confessed to everything.Copy !req
490. Your case has been reviewed.
You're free to go.Copy !req
491. But... I violated at least
a dozen departmental codes.Copy !req
492. New department. New codes.Copy !req
493. New Citadel.Copy !req
494. Did we miss graduation?
Where are the new Ricks?Copy !req
495. No graduation. No new Ricks.Copy !req
496. The school's curriculum is changing.Copy !req
497. To what?Copy !req
498. I don't know, and I don't have to know.Copy !req
499. I've been fired.Copy !req
500. Good luck, turds.Copy !req
501. Holy crap. Slick's wish came true.Copy !req
502. Sorry I'm late, Mr. President.Copy !req
503. - Had a little crisis at work.
- Worth it!Copy !req
504. It's no problem.Copy !req
505. Uh, a little more off the top.Copy !req
506. You were saying, Garment District Rick.Copy !req
507. We were saying, "President" Morty,Copy !req
508. that we don't care
who sits in that seat.Copy !req
509. A Rick, a Morty, a goddamn Jerry,
doesn't matter.Copy !req
510. We've been running the Citadel
since before the council,Copy !req
511. and you'll find that we're
still running it now.Copy !req
512. Does he really speak for everyone here?Copy !req
513. - Mm-hmm.
- Yeah.Copy !req
514. Well, I think it's important to be clear.Copy !req
515. Raise your hand if he speaks for you.Copy !req
516. Is... that enough off the top?Copy !req
517. I don't know. Is it?Copy !req
518. - Yes, yes, goddamn, yes.
- I think it's great.Copy !req
519. Good.Copy !req
520. This seems like a good time for a drinkCopy !req
521. and a cold calculated speech
with sinister overtones.Copy !req
522. A speech about politics...Copy !req
523. about order...Copy !req
524. brotherhood...Copy !req
525. power.Copy !req
526. But speeches are for campaigning.Copy !req
527. Now is the time for action.Copy !req
528. Whoo! Yeah!Copy !req
529. - Atlantis, baby!
- That was amazing.Copy !req
530. You got some of that mermaid puss.Copy !req
531. I'm really hoping it wasn't
a one-off thingCopy !req
532. and I can see her again.Copy !req
533. By the way, hey, um,
still not curious aboutCopy !req
534. what might've happened
at that crazy Citadel place?Copy !req
535. Psh. Not at all, Morty.
That place will never haveCopy !req
536. any bearing over our lives ever again.Copy !req
537. Unlike that mermaid puss! Yeah!Copy !req
538. We're going back for seconds!Copy !req
539. We're gonna do that shit
every week, man!Copy !req
540. - That was Atlantis!
- Oh, shit!Copy !req