1. All right, Morty,
you ready for our adventureCopy !req
2. to the Lost City
of Atlantis?Copy !req
3. Ready as I'll ever be,
Rick.Copy !req
4. For sake.Copy !req
5. Hello, I'm Rick K-22.
This is my Morty.Copy !req
6. We're going from
reality to realityCopy !req
7. asking Ricks to contributeCopy !req
8. to the Citadel of Ricks
Redevelopment Fund.Copy !req
9. What are you,
stupid?Copy !req
10. We're done with
the Citadel of Ricks.Copy !req
11. I was never on board
with it in the first place.Copy !req
12. That's why
I murdered everyone in chargeCopy !req
13. and left it to rot.Copy !req
14. That was you.Copy !req
15. They tried to murder him first.
Aw, geez.Copy !req
16. Well,
you'll be happy to knowCopy !req
17. that the council's
gone now...Copy !req
18. Yeah, he knows.
He murdered them.Copy !req
19. You want to rein in your Morty?
Every day.Copy !req
20. The Citadel of Ricks
Redevelopment FundCopy !req
21. - donates...
- Morty, he's not gonna... donate.Copy !req
22. You're pitching
the Policeman's BallCopy !req
23. to a black teenager here.Copy !req
24. Let's go. You don't
have to be a dick.Copy !req
25. - I think you know that's not true.
- Geez.Copy !req
26. I didn't know there were
still Ricks and MortysCopy !req
27. living on the Citadel.Copy !req
28. I wonder what their
day-to-day lives are like.Copy !req
29. Well, you can keep
wondering thatCopy !req
30. while we go
on a fun, fresh,Copy !req
31. self-contained adventure
to Atlantis.Copy !req
32. Anyone continuing to explore
the Citadel is either stupidCopy !req
33. or one of
the unfortunate millionsCopy !req
34. held hostage
by their terrible ideas.Copy !req
35. Man, I'm glad
I'm not one of them!Copy !req
36. Announcer Rick:
Citadel Morning News.Copy !req
37. News about the Citadel
in the morning,Copy !req
38. pretty self explanatory.Copy !req
39. Good morning.
I'm Rick D-716B.Copy !req
40. And I'm Rick D-716.
Must be nice.Copy !req
41. Coming up, gravity outages
in East Sanchez Heights...Copy !req
42. And, is your uranium-powered
cellular matrixCopy !req
43. making you sick?Copy !req
44. The answer
may not surprise you.Copy !req
45. It's...
Yes, it's uranium.Copy !req
46. Those stories and more,
after this break.Copy !req
47. Sam Elliot: 60 iterations
off the central finite curve,Copy !req
48. there's a Rick
that works more with woodCopy !req
49. than polarity plating.Copy !req
50. His name is Simple Rick
but he's no dummy.Copy !req
51. He realized long agoCopy !req
52. that the greatest thing
he'd ever createCopy !req
53. - was his daughter.
- I love Daddy!Copy !req
54. Sam Elliot:
We captured that moment...Copy !req
55. We run it on a loop
through Simple Rick's mind...Copy !req
56. And the chemical
it makes his brain secreteCopy !req
57. goes into every Simple Rick's
"Simple Wafers" Wafer Cookie.Copy !req
58. Come home to
the impossible flavorCopy !req
59. of your own completion.Copy !req
60. Come home to Simple Rick's.Copy !req
61. Just one day remainsCopy !req
62. before our
newly democratic CitadelCopy !req
63. elects its first President,Copy !req
64. it's anyone's race
among the Rick candidates.Copy !req
65. But a certain
other candidateCopy !req
66. should be getting
at least one voteCopy !req
67. for most adorable.Copy !req
68. That's right. The Morty party
candidate's still in the race,Copy !req
69. and you just gotta
love him for that.Copy !req
70. Here you see him in his little
Morty suit waving...Copy !req
71. Isn't that adorable?
Little jackass.Copy !req
72. Yeah,
I think we actually haveCopy !req
73. the audio
for his speech here...Copy !req
74. Aw, geez. Aw, man.Copy !req
75. I'm gonna lose the election
and stuff.Copy !req
76. We had a good run, sir,Copy !req
77. but I think it's time
to pull out of the race.Copy !req
78. I feel pretty confident
about tonight's debate.Copy !req
79. You shouldn't, sir.
You should be terrified.Copy !req
80. Maybe you should find
a little faith, young man.Copy !req
81. You don't pay me
to have faith.Copy !req
82. And we're the same age!Copy !req
83. - Aah!
- Whoa!Copy !req
84. Oh! Sorry.
I-I was expecting...Copy !req
85. A Rick partner?Copy !req
86. Lesson one, rookie,
expect the unexpected.Copy !req
87. Now, get in.Copy !req
88. Mortys are human!Copy !req
89. Get the off the car,
you Rickless animal!Copy !req
90. Whoa! Morty Cop: The election's
got these yellow shirtsCopy !req
91. more riled up than
a picture-day Jessica.Copy !req
92. That's pretty harsh, sir.Copy !req
93. So report me.
Nobody gives aCopy !req
94. Look, I'm just saying,
it makes me a little sadCopy !req
95. to hear a Morty cop
calling Mortys animals.Copy !req
96. Well, it makes me sad to hear
another Rick copCopy !req
97. buying into his
sensitivity training.Copy !req
98. Well, I'm glad to know
there's more like me.Copy !req
99. There was one.Copy !req
100. Why do you think that
seat was empty?Copy !req
101. Rick Dispatch: Robbery at Fifth
and Avenue.Copy !req
102. Fifth andCopy !req
103. - That's Morty Town.
- Unit seven responding.Copy !req
104. Rick Teacher:
Good idea, Rick.Copy !req
105. All Morty Students:
Good idea, Rick.Copy !req
106. This is a great adventure.Copy !req
107. This is a great adventure.Copy !req
108. I love being
your new Morty.Copy !req
109. I love being
your new Mor... Farty.Copy !req
110. Very amusing, Mr. Smith.Copy !req
111. Almost as amusing as
when your first RickCopy !req
112. was decapitated on
Zorpantheon Nine.Copy !req
113. Or was that
your third Rick?Copy !req
114. How many Ricks
have you had?Copy !req
115. - Five.
- I see.Copy !req
116. So you are top of the class
in something.Copy !req
117. Tomorrow you'll be
transferred to your new Ricks.Copy !req
118. Hopefully
they will be your last.Copy !req
119. Yes, Slow Ri...
Tall Morty?Copy !req
120. Di... did I gradgitate
this time yet?Copy !req
121. Anything's possible,
Tall Morty.Copy !req
122. I guess we won't be seeing
each other after this?Copy !req
123. I say we make
our last day count.Copy !req
124. I say... we go to
the Wishing Portal.Copy !req
125. - That's a myth.
- It's not a myth.Copy !req
126. My first Rick's fourth MortyCopy !req
127. knew a Rick
whose Morty went there.Copy !req
128. If we're not here
for graduation,Copy !req
129. our butts are gonna wind up
in Morty Town.Copy !req
130. I thought your last Rick
fused you with a lizard,Copy !req
131. not a chicken.Copy !req
132. Okay, fine. I'm in.Copy !req
133. Me too.Copy !req
134. What the hell?
I thought I saw a fly.Copy !req
135. Supervisor Rick:
Listen up, nuts.Copy !req
136. I've been your supervisor
for five years,Copy !req
137. but all shitty things
must come to an endCopy !req
138. and I have been promoted
to Regional Manager.Copy !req
139. Yeah, I feel the same way,
may be never meet again.Copy !req
140. Of course, that makes the position
of supervisor available,Copy !req
141. so, as of next week,
the ass you'll be kissingCopy !req
142. will be that of...Copy !req
143. K-83, affectionately
known as Cool Rick.Copy !req
144. I know
I'm new to the Citadel,Copy !req
145. and some of you might not think
I put in my time,Copy !req
146. but what can I say?Copy !req
147. I'm Cool Rick!Copy !req
148. Yo! Ha! Ha!
Check me out!Copy !req
149. All right knuckleheads,
any questions?Copy !req
150. All right, then, back to work,
you gold Rickers.Copy !req
151. No Ricks, no families,Copy !req
152. high off their asses,
and running amuck.Copy !req
153. Mortys are raised
to be sidekicks.Copy !req
154. Without a side to kick,
they just start kicking.Copy !req
155. They were...
They were about my height,Copy !req
156. around 14 years old...Copy !req
157. their... their shirts
were yellow!Copy !req
158. Yeah, make sure
you get that down.Copy !req
159. Any mutations,
augmentations?Copy !req
160. Three eyes? A tail?
Maybe a buzz cut?Copy !req
161. No.
Just four normal Mortys.Copy !req
162. Normal?
Put it in your blog.Copy !req
163. Let me turn over
a few rocks.Copy !req
164. Aw, geez.
Hey, what's goin' on, fellas?Copy !req
165. Aw, geez, man.
Nothing, man.Copy !req
166. We're just hanging out
and stuff.Copy !req
167. I hear that. Aw, geez.Copy !req
168. I guess I'm supposed to be
figurin' outCopy !req
169. who robbed the store
across the street.Copy !req
170. But, aw, geez,
I don't know.Copy !req
171. Aw, geez man, that sucksCopy !req
172. that your Rick's
making you do that.Copy !req
173. He's not my Rick.
He's my partner.Copy !req
174. Aw, geez.Copy !req
175. Well, maybe the uniform
makes a big difference,Copy !req
176. who am I to say.Copy !req
177. To me, you just look
like a sidekick.Copy !req
178. Whoa! Call me a
sidekick one more time!Copy !req
179. Call me a sidekick!
Hey, man! Come on! Aw, geez!Copy !req
180. Wanna see
how I paint a wall?Copy !req
181. It was
the Morty Town Locos, man!Copy !req
182. The...
The Morty Town Locos!Copy !req
183. Aah!
Aah!Copy !req
184. Do you realize how many codes
you just violated?Copy !req
185. Aw, geez, Rick.Copy !req
186. What do I know about
knowin' stuff?Copy !req
187. Get in the car.Copy !req
188. More lasers.Copy !req
189. You could take more timeCopy !req
190. to answer the question
if you like.Copy !req
191. Okay, Juggling Rick,Copy !req
192. how would you solve
the Citadel's financial crisis?Copy !req
193. First off,
can I just sayCopy !req
194. that I believe this Citadel
is the greatestCopy !req
195. in the entire multi-verse.Copy !req
196. Now, I believe
the answer to your questionCopy !req
197. has three parts.Copy !req
198. First, education spending
must get much higher...Copy !req
199. But it has to be balanced
with defense...Copy !req
200. - Whoa! Whoa!
- Can we fact check this please?Copy !req
201. Never mind.
Who am I kidding.Copy !req
202. This race is over.Copy !req
203. And that's how you run
a Citadel!Copy !req
204. Candidate Morty,Copy !req
205. the number of displaced Mortys
is soaringCopy !req
206. while Rick satisfaction levels
are plummeting,Copy !req
207. and the divide
between the two groupsCopy !req
208. has never been wider.Copy !req
209. Solve that one real quick.Copy !req
210. I don't see a divide
between Ricks and Mortys...Copy !req
211. Shocker.Copy !req
212. I'd like to offer
are-buttal.Copy !req
213. Gentlemen, gentlemen,Copy !req
214. I think we can all agree
on one thing...Copy !req
215. Well, it came out
as two thingsCopy !req
216. but you get the idea.Copy !req
217. You guys finished?Copy !req
218. The division I seeCopy !req
219. is between
the Ricks and MortysCopy !req
220. that like
the Citadel divided...Copy !req
221. and the rest of us.Copy !req
222. I see it everywhere I go.Copy !req
223. I see it in our schoolsCopy !req
224. where they teach Mortys
we're all the same,Copy !req
225. because they're threatened by
what makes us unique.Copy !req
226. I see it in our streetsCopy !req
227. where they give guns
to Mortys,Copy !req
228. so we're too busy
fighting each otherCopy !req
229. to fight real injustice.Copy !req
230. I see it in our factoriesCopy !req
231. where Ricks work for a fraction
of their boss' salaryCopy !req
232. even though they're identical
and have the same IQ.Copy !req
233. The Citadel's problem
isn't homeless MortysCopy !req
234. or outraged Ricks.Copy !req
235. The Citadel's problem
is the Ricks and MortysCopy !req
236. feeding on
the Citadel's death...Copy !req
237. HolyCopy !req
238. Rick Security Officer:
He's headed for the flavor core!Copy !req
239. But I've got
a message for them,Copy !req
240. from the Ricks and Mortys
keeping it alive,Copy !req
241. a message
from the Ricks and MortysCopy !req
242. that believe in this CitadelCopy !req
243. to the Ricks and Mortys
that don't.Copy !req
244. You're outnumbered.Copy !req
245. HolyCopy !req
246. I don't believe it.Copy !req
247. I-I can't believe it.Copy !req
248. I know.
That's why you're fired.Copy !req
249. Sounds like
you're looking for work.Copy !req
250. I can offer you a very enticing
compensation package.Copy !req
251. First,
let's talk benefits...Copy !req
252. Daddy loves you.
That's Daddy's good girl.Copy !req
253. Your life is a lie, man.Copy !req
254. All your life's are lies!Copy !req
255. Don't you get it?Copy !req
256. They told us we were special
because we were Ricks,Copy !req
257. but they stripped us of
everything that made us unique!Copy !req
258. We know how you feel.Copy !req
259. We're working-stiff Ricks
just like you.Copy !req
260. But our assembly line
is justice.Copy !req
261. What are your demands?Copy !req
262. I-I-I want a portal gun.Copy !req
263. Unregistered, untraceable,Copy !req
264. with enough fluid to take me off
this God damn prison!Copy !req
265. The media's outside.
Well, keep 'em there.Copy !req
266. Anyway, so yeah, the suspect
says the Citadel's a lie,Copy !req
267. built on lies,
and some other shit.Copy !req
268. I say appreciate
the life you have,Copy !req
269. because it can always
be worse.Copy !req
270. Back to you, Ricks.Copy !req
271. Thank you, Rick 0716-C.Copy !req
272. That guy.
Tell me about it.Copy !req
273. Meanwhile,
in election news,Copy !req
274. an unexpected turn of eventsCopy !req
275. as Morty
from the Morty PartyCopy !req
276. soars to
the top of the polls.Copy !req
277. Yes.Copy !req
278. Morty, what's your original
reality and where's your Rick?Copy !req
279. Gosh, we moved around so much
it's hard to remember.Copy !req
280. I see every Rick
as my Rick,Copy !req
281. I hope they see me as their Morty.Copy !req
282. Another? Please?
With less water?Copy !req
283. Hey, cheer up, pal.Copy !req
284. A Morty's
gonna be president.Copy !req
285. Imagine this kisserCopy !req
286. getting blamed
for everything.Copy !req
287. I guess I should've had
more faith.Copy !req
288. It's not faith you need.
It's fear.Copy !req
289. What's this?Copy !req
290. It's secrets.Copy !req
291. Wh... wh... wh...
What do you think it is?Copy !req
292. Look at how I'm dressed.Copy !req
293. Rick Reporter: Having taken aim
at the system,Copy !req
294. are afraid at all
for your safety?Copy !req
295. Candidate Morty: I'd rather
live in hope than fear.Copy !req
296. If I had to fear anything,Copy !req
297. I'd fear other people
being afraid.Copy !req
298. Of fear. Itself.Copy !req
299. But. No, I'm not afraid.Copy !req
300. Hey Rick man,
when is the Morty president?Copy !req
301. You gonna lick my balls
or what?Copy !req
302. Sheeeet, grandson,Copy !req
303. you keep me peelin' skrabquams
and slippin' nib nibs,Copy !req
304. I'll lick whatever
ain't nailed down.Copy !req
305. Hands in the air!Copy !req
306. What the hell, man?
What the hellin' hell?Copy !req
307. You guys doing a little
chemistry homeworkCopy !req
308. - with Grandpa?
- Is this what I think it is?Copy !req
309. Bootleg portal fluid.Copy !req
310. I guess his math was off.Copy !req
311. Search the place.Copy !req
312. Are... are you...
my new... R... Rick?Copy !req
313. It's okay, Morty.Copy !req
314. Jesus.Copy !req
315. He stabbed me.
He got me bad, Morty.Copy !req
316. Shh. It's okay.
You're okay.Copy !req
317. You were right.Copy !req
318. Everything I learned at theCopy !req
319. - academy was...
- Doesn't matter.Copy !req
320. Nothing's wrong with putting
your faith in a Morty.Copy !req
321. You just gotta pick
the right one.Copy !req
322. Why is there a crib
in here?Copy !req
323. Something they do.
To make you feel bad.Copy !req
324. Boy, I got us knee-deep
in paperwork?Copy !req
325. Go to the car
and grab a medi-pack.Copy !req
326. Let me worry about this.Copy !req
327. What happened?
Same old story...Copy !req
328. Mortys killing Mortys.Copy !req
329. Almost... got it...Copy !req
330. Farmer Rick: Hey!Copy !req
331. Y'all get the hell away
from my damn mega fruit!Copy !req
332. Sic 'em, boy!Copy !req
333. I don't wear
this dag-nab hatCopy !req
334. and commit
to this rural characterCopy !req
335. so you can eat for free
while you come of age!Copy !req
336. I bet the Wishing Portal
leads to a realityCopy !req
337. where they're...
Where all...Copy !req
338. Where it's a bunch of
French toast with boobies.Copy !req
339. I bet it leads to a place
with a bunch of fry...Copy !req
340. Fly... flies everywhere.Copy !req
341. Yeah, I bet it goes nowhere.Copy !req
342. I bet it's a big holeCopy !req
343. where the Citadel dumps
all its broken dreams.Copy !req
344. Slick, why do you have to be
so dramatic?Copy !req
345. You wanna know why?
Because of this.Copy !req
346. I'm part of
an experimental line of MortysCopy !req
347. with a drama implant.Copy !req
348. How do you think it feels,
Fat Morty,Copy !req
349. to know that
no matter where I go,Copy !req
350. I'll always be the oneCopy !req
351. that makes everybody sad
and a little bored.Copy !req
352. Slick, that implant
isn't who you are, okay?Copy !req
353. You also
roll up your sleeves.Copy !req
354. I thought
I was Left-Handed Morty.Copy !req
355. Then you should
use your left handCopy !req
356. to eat more vegetables.Copy !req
357. Hey, there. How you doing?
Great to meet you.Copy !req
358. I'm a plumber, sir.Copy !req
359. I'm a Rick,
and I'm a plumber.Copy !req
360. That doesn't sound like
Rick work.Copy !req
361. You didn't come to the Citadel
to be a plumber, did you?Copy !req
362. Ha! Ha!
I sure didn't, sir!Copy !req
363. Mr. Morty! Mr. Morty!Copy !req
364. I cloned myself so you could
kiss me as a baby!Copy !req
365. This is just like
a Morty baby!Copy !req
366. Hey, did you,
end up getting a new job?Copy !req
367. Yeah, I did.Copy !req
368. Assassinating you.Copy !req
369. I'm okay...Copy !req
370. I'm okay...Copy !req
371. I'm...Copy !req
372. Aw, man. Aw, geez.Copy !req
373. Aw, hah.Copy !req
374. You look like you could use
a good time.Copy !req
375. One dance for $10,
two for $25.Copy !req
376. No, thank you...
And bad math.Copy !req
377. Ha! Ha! Yeah!
This is a good time!Copy !req
378. What is this place?
The Creepy Morty.Copy !req
379. What is it your kind's
always saying...Copy !req
380. "Don't think about it."Copy !req
381. Come on.Copy !req
382. There's someone important
I want you to meet.Copy !req
383. Bubbala!Copy !req
384. How'd it go with
the Morty Town Locos?Copy !req
385. They had
a little accident.Copy !req
386. They won't be causing
any trouble anymore.Copy !req
387. Those were bad Mortys.
Very bad Mortys.Copy !req
388. Big Morty
likes to contributeCopy !req
389. to keeping the peace
in Morty Town.Copy !req
390. Think of him
as a "drug lord"Copy !req
391. and us as
cops on his payroll.Copy !req
392. Morty...Copy !req
393. - Which Morty?
- Which Morty?Copy !req
394. M... m... my partner.Copy !req
395. Morty, you're right.
Morty Town is bad.Copy !req
396. But that doesn't mean
that we have to be.Copy !req
397. Hey, what's going on here,
Morty?Copy !req
398. - Which Morty?
- Which Morty?Copy !req
399. The cop, morons!Copy !req
400. Don't worry about Rick,
Big Morty.Copy !req
401. He's new.Copy !req
402. He doesn't understand
how it works.Copy !req
403. That's what you said
about your last partner.Copy !req
404. Why would you say something
like that, Big Morty?Copy !req
405. You're things up for
both of us here.Copy !req
406. Wrong.Copy !req
407. He's things up
for both of you.Copy !req
408. Unless he takes
the money.Copy !req
409. Big Morty,
you're under arrest.Copy !req
410. S... smartest man
in the universe.Copy !req
411. They're just props!
Th... they're just props!Copy !req
412. Not so
big now, are ya?Copy !req
413. I never was!
It was figurative!Copy !req
414. That's enough. If we don't
kill him, he'll talk.Copy !req
415. If you do, I'll talk.Copy !req
416. Cowboy Morty:
O... one thing's for sure,Copy !req
417. Y... y'all don't have to worry
about Cowboy Morty talkin'.Copy !req
418. This little cowpoke's gonna
mosey up on out of here.Copy !req
419. You told me to put my faith
in the right Morty.Copy !req
420. I've got faith in you,
partner.Copy !req
421. Do the right thing.Copy !req
422. Grandpa Rick,Copy !req
423. I-I don't wanna be
on the Citadel anymore.Copy !req
424. I wanna be a regular kid.Copy !req
425. I-I wanna to go to school
and throw balls aroundCopy !req
426. and masturbate.Copy !req
427. What the hell happened
in there?Copy !req
428. Same old story.Copy !req
429. Ricks killing Mortys.Copy !req
430. Okay, man, okay,
we got your portal gun.Copy !req
431. What the hell's
he doing?Copy !req
432. Where... where am I?
A bad place.Copy !req
433. But you're going
to a better one soon.Copy !req
434. Hey! Hey!Copy !req
435. No, no, no, no...Copy !req
436. Whaa...Copy !req
437. God damn it!Copy !req
438. A portal to
the blender dimension?Copy !req
439. That's the oldest tRick
in the book!Copy !req
440. I'm a Rick!
I'm more Rick than any of you!Copy !req
441. Then you should know you just
killed your only leverage!Copy !req
442. Then comes and get me,
motherCopy !req
443. Stop.
I'm Rick D. Sanchez the Third,Copy !req
444. owner of this here
wafer establishment,Copy !req
445. and I say that the Rick in there
is right.Copy !req
446. He's more Rick
than any of you.Copy !req
447. He's a terrorist!Copy !req
448. What Rick isn't?Copy !req
449. This Citadel
was founded by RicksCopy !req
450. for Ricks to be free!Copy !req
451. What's your name,
young man?Copy !req
452. Rick. And I'm... The
same age as me, I know.Copy !req
453. How long have you worked here?
15 years.Copy !req
454. What the hell
have we become?Copy !req
455. Whatever time
you were gonna make him serve,Copy !req
456. he's served it.Copy !req
457. It ends now.Copy !req
458. - Come with me, friend.
- Where are we going?Copy !req
459. To your new life.Copy !req
460. Which starts with walking
the out of here.Copy !req
461. Yo J-22, give 'em hell!Copy !req
462. Sam Elliot: There's a Rick
that held a factory hostageCopy !req
463. after murdering his boss
and several coworkers.Copy !req
464. The factory made cookies,
flavored them with lies.Copy !req
465. He made us all take a look
at what we were doing.Copy !req
466. And in the bargain,
he got a taste of real freedom.Copy !req
467. We captured that taste,Copy !req
468. and we keep giving it to himCopy !req
469. so he give it
right back to you,Copy !req
470. in every bite of new.Copy !req
471. Simple Rick
Freedom Wafer Selects.Copy !req
472. Come home to the unique flavorCopy !req
473. of shattering
the grand illusion.Copy !req
474. Come home to Simple Rick.Copy !req
475. It is real.Copy !req
476. After you.Copy !req
477. There it is.
The Wishing Portal.Copy !req
478. They say for your wish
to come true,Copy !req
479. you have to give up something
really important.Copy !req
480. For me,
that's my panini maker.Copy !req
481. I wish for
a million sandwiches.Copy !req
482. And, yes,
I see the irony.Copy !req
483. I guess
I wish I had something coolerCopy !req
484. than this dumb-ass
surfer necklace.Copy !req
485. I wish incest porn had...Copy !req
486. Had a more mainstream
appeal.Copy !req
487. For...
For a friend of mine.Copy !req
488. None of those things
are gonna happen, you know.Copy !req
489. Morty wishes
never come true.Copy !req
490. Not on the Citadel.Copy !req
491. Then why did you
bring us here?Copy !req
492. Because I wish
that would change.Copy !req
493. I wish anything about this life
would change.Copy !req
494. Well, I hope you're
putting somethingCopy !req
495. pretty God damn important
in there.Copy !req
496. Me too.Copy !req
497. But I doubt it.Copy !req
498. - No!
- Slick!Copy !req
499. M... maybe...Copy !req
500. maybe it went
somewhere nice.Copy !req
501. Automated Rick:
Garbage dump.Copy !req
502. Stand back.Copy !req
503. He had to be stopped.Copy !req
504. He... he cou... he c...
Couldn't be allowed to win.Copy !req
505. Then you should've
worked on your aim, bro.Copy !req
506. He's alive? No, no, no.
You gotta listen to me.Copy !req
507. I-I worked for him.
I was his campaign manager.Copy !req
508. That Morty
is not what he seems.Copy !req
509. Yeah, well, no Morty
seems like a president.Copy !req
510. - He... won?
- Yeah.Copy !req
511. It was a blow out.Copy !req
512. I would hardly call it
a blow out.Copy !req
513. It was almost close enough
to trigger a recount.Copy !req
514. Jesus. What are you
joke security now too?Copy !req
515. Rick Cop:
Why am I still here?Copy !req
516. I heard he confessed
to everything.Copy !req
517. Your case has been reviewed.
You're free to go.Copy !req
518. But... I violated at least
a dozen departmental codes.Copy !req
519. New department.
New codes.Copy !req
520. New Citadel.Copy !req
521. Did we miss graduation?Copy !req
522. Where are the new Ricks?Copy !req
523. No graduation.
No new Ricks.Copy !req
524. - The school's curriculum is changing.
- To what?Copy !req
525. I don't know,
and I don't have to know.Copy !req
526. I've been fired.Copy !req
527. Good luck, turds.Copy !req
528. Holy crap.
Slick's wish came true.Copy !req
529. Sorry I'm late,
Mr. President.Copy !req
530. Had a little crisis at work.
Worth it!Copy !req
531. It's no problem.Copy !req
532. A little more
off the top.Copy !req
533. You were saying,
Garment District Rick.Copy !req
534. We were saying,
"President" Morty,Copy !req
535. that we don't care
who sits in that seat.Copy !req
536. A Rick, a Morty,
a god damn Jerry...Copy !req
537. It doesn't matter.
We've been running the CitadelCopy !req
538. since before the councilCopy !req
539. and you'll find that we're
still running it now.Copy !req
540. Does he really speak
for everyone here?Copy !req
541. - Yeah!
- Yeah!Copy !req
542. Well, I think it's important
to be clear.Copy !req
543. Raise your hand
if he speaks for you.Copy !req
544. Is... that enough
off the top?Copy !req
545. I don't know.
Is it?Copy !req
546. - Yes, yes, god damn, yes.
- I think it's great.Copy !req
547. Good.Copy !req
548. This seems like
a good time for a drinkCopy !req
549. and a cold calculated speech
with sinister overtones.Copy !req
550. A speech about politics...Copy !req
551. About order...Copy !req
552. Brotherhood...Copy !req
553. Power.Copy !req
554. But speeches
are for campaigning.Copy !req
555. Now is the time for action.Copy !req
556. Whoo! Yeah!Copy !req
557. Atlantis, baby!
That was amazing.Copy !req
558. You got some of that
mermaid puss.Copy !req
559. I'm really hoping it wasn't a one-off
thing and I can see her again.Copy !req
560. By the way, hey, um,Copy !req
561. you're still not
curious about whatCopy !req
562. what might've happened
at that crazy Citadel place?Copy !req
563. Psh. Not at all, Morty.Copy !req
564. That place will never have
any bearing over our lives ever again.Copy !req
565. - Unlike that mermaid puss!
- Whoo!Copy !req
566. - Yeah! We're going back for seconds!
- Yeah! Yeah! Whoo!Copy !req
567. We're gonna do that shit
every week, man!Copy !req