1. Jerry!
Jerry, come on!Copy !req
2. We got to go!
You got to come with me, Jerry!Copy !req
3. Rick?
It's important, Jerry.Copy !req
4. The fate of the galaxy
rests on your shoulders.Copy !req
5. Let's go.
Put some pants on.Copy !req
6. N-Never mind, there's no time
for pants, Jerry.Copy !req
7. I'll make you a pair of pants
on the way.Copy !req
8. It's a Rick and Jerry
adventure!Copy !req
9. Rick and Jerry episode!Copy !req
10. Then I thought,
"Hey, what about Jerry?Copy !req
11. He's... He's good
with regular folk."Copy !req
12. This is a real situation
where... where...Copy !req
13. Where Jerry
could really shine.Copy !req
14. "He's a master convincer."Copy !req
15. Rick, I'm not an idiot.
I know what this is.Copy !req
16. Oh. Okay, well,
I told Morty,Copy !req
17. "Look, parents get divorced.
They get sad. He'll be fine,"Copy !req
18. but I think he's worried
you're gonna, you know... Pbht!Copy !req
19. And you know how Morty gets
when he gets emotional.Copy !req
20. It impedes my work.Copy !req
21. So, I told him I'd take you out
and give you a win.Copy !req
22. Wait. My son asked you
to take meCopy !req
23. on some kind of
pity adventureCopy !req
24. to keep me
from killing myself?Copy !req
25. Wait, w-what
did you think it was?Copy !req
26. An execution.Copy !req
27. Geez!
You really do need a win.Copy !req
28. No!
I-I don't know.Copy !req
29. I mean, you never made me
the pants, so...Copy !req
30. So, you thought
I was gonna drive youCopy !req
31. into the middle
of the galaxyCopy !req
32. and shove you
into the vacuum of spaceCopy !req
33. with your dick
hanging out?Copy !req
34. And we're seeing
how you'd actCopy !req
35. if that were
about to happen?Copy !req
36. I mean I'll make you
the pants right now.Copy !req
37. Take me two seconds
to make you pants.Copy !req
38. I have pants at home!
Jerry, if I make pants,Copy !req
39. they'll be better than
your pants at home.Copy !req
40. Also, if I wanted
to kill you...Copy !req
41. Yeah, I get it.
It would be amazing.Copy !req
42. Please, take me home.Copy !req
43. I'll tell my son we had
an amazing adventure.Copy !req
44. Well, if it's
all the same,Copy !req
45. could we go
get our story straight?Copy !req
46. Because
you're a terrible liar.Copy !req
47. You called me
a master convincer!Copy !req
48. You believed me?Copy !req
49. Huh. This seems...
kind of fancy.Copy !req
50. Jerry, for all you know,
this is the equivalentCopy !req
51. of an alien truck stop.Copy !req
52. You have
no frame of reference.Copy !req
53. You're in a universe
beyond your imagining.Copy !req
54. But, yes,
it is super fancy.Copy !req
55. I mean, my job here is
to make Morty happy.Copy !req
56. I'm not gonna take you
somewhere dangerous.Copy !req
57. Rick Sanchez.Copy !req
58. I told you if I ever saw
your face in here again,Copy !req
59. I would stick you
like the pig you are.Copy !req
60. Shnoopy Bloopers,
I told you if you tried...Copy !req
61. There'd be two funerals.Copy !req
62. Aaah!Copy !req
63. Someone?Copy !req
64. Uh, someone?
Someone!Copy !req
65. My friend!
It has been too long.Copy !req
66. Oh, it's great
to see you again, buddy!Copy !req
67. Yeah, you're doing it.Copy !req
68. Mr. Sanchez gets
anything he wants!Copy !req
69. The resort's covered
in an immortality field.Copy !req
70. You can't die here.
That's the gimmick.Copy !req
71. Okay, but still...
Bad parenting.Copy !req
72. Hey, rich a-holes are
rich a-holes.Copy !req
73. They all pay top dollar
to come hereCopy !req
74. and enjoy a consequence-free
vacation.Copy !req
75. No death, no disease,
no dismemberment.Copy !req
76. Can't even have
a heart attack.Copy !req
77. Got it.
The perfect placeCopy !req
78. to take the most fragile being
in the universe.Copy !req
79. I can tell you expect me
to refute that,Copy !req
80. but it's
right on the money.Copy !req
81. If I come home
without you,Copy !req
82. I doubt Morty's gonna
let me off the hook.Copy !req
83. Yeah, but what if you came home
with Jeff Goldblum.Copy !req
84. Jeff Goldblum?Copy !req
85. What the are you
talking about, Jerry?Copy !req
86. Jesus!Copy !req
87. Holy shit!Copy !req
88. Yo, what's up,
"Big Chill"?Copy !req
89. Don't go
into the telepod!Copy !req
90. Hey, maybe we would have fun
on a fake adventure.Copy !req
91. On a fake adventure.Copy !req
92. Speaking of...
What are we gonna tell Morty?Copy !req
93. I don't know.
But whatever it is,Copy !req
94. we're gonna need a couple more
of these babies!Copy !req
95. What's wrong?Copy !req
96. Mom,
do you think I'm hot?Copy !req
97. I... don't think that's something
that matters.Copy !req
98. So, I'm not hot?Copy !req
99. I'm saying the part of you
that cares about thatCopy !req
100. is a part you shouldn't
give any energy to.Copy !req
101. That's not an answer!Copy !req
102. Because I'm not an issue
of Cosmo, okay?Copy !req
103. I'm your mother
and a doctor, and...Copy !req
104. I'm hideous!Copy !req
105. Geez.
What's with her?Copy !req
106. Teenage-girl stuff.Copy !req
107. Is that a...
hoof collage?Copy !req
108. It's perfectly legal, if that's
what you're wondering.Copy !req
109. Cool... zies.Copy !req
110. "We just don't have anything
in common any more, Summer."Copy !req
111. Oh, yeah, Ethan?Copy !req
112. What do you have in common
with Tricia Lange?Copy !req
113. A mutual love
of French cinema?Copy !req
114. The belief
that a carbon taxCopy !req
115. is the only viable solution
to climate change?Copy !req
116. Or could it be
her massive stripper titties?Copy !req
117. There it is.Copy !req
118. Boob-ya!Copy !req
119. And that's when
Malakai the Squid came,Copy !req
120. rips off his face,
and beneath it is my face.Copy !req
121. I liked it.
Thank you, sir.Copy !req
122. Yeah, of course he likes it.
Look at him.Copy !req
123. Mothergot two heads
and three trunks.Copy !req
124. All right,
we'll put a pin in it.Copy !req
125. I'm gonna
go take a leak.Copy !req
126. What the...?Copy !req
127. My hands are dry!
My hands are dry!Copy !req
128. My name is
Risotto Groupon.Copy !req
129. I am the assistant general
manager of the restaurant.Copy !req
130. Do you have
any comment cards,Copy !req
131. because I might have
some thoughts.Copy !req
132. My kingdom was
usurped by forceCopy !req
133. with weapons
and technologyCopy !req
134. supplied by
your father-in-law!Copy !req
135. Hey, he usurped
my kingdom, too, man.Copy !req
136. He basically got me kicked out
of my home, stole my family.Copy !req
137. Then we are brothers,
and you have wonderedCopy !req
138. what your life could have been
without Rick.Copy !req
139. Wondered? Sure.Copy !req
140. I mean, I've wondered
about having a vagina.Copy !req
141. Would you help me
kill him?Copy !req
142. What? No!Copy !req
143. He's my wife's father.
Move on.Copy !req
144. Do you...
like theme-park rides?Copy !req
145. Oh, you really moved on.Copy !req
146. There is a popular attraction
here called the Whirly Dirly.Copy !req
147. Between the first whirly
and the third dirly,Copy !req
148. the ride dips just outside
the immortality field.Copy !req
149. You're asking me to lure Rick
to his death?Copy !req
150. I'm only asking you
to go on a ride with Rick,Copy !req
151. get off the ride without Rick,
and go home to your family,Copy !req
152. where you can...
wonder about having a vagina.Copy !req
153. Okay, okay, that was
a very specific exampleCopy !req
154. pulled from thin air.Copy !req
155. I don't want to be known
as the vagina guy.Copy !req
156. Risotto, you're needed.
Someone orderedCopy !req
157. the Nuzzy Guzzy Fresh
and Fluzzy Special.Copy !req
158. Look, I'm not like Rick,Copy !req
159. so you're free to do
as you please.Copy !req
160. But there comes a time
in every man's lifeCopy !req
161. when he must choose
the foundationCopy !req
162. on which his legacy
will be built...Copy !req
163. One of compromise
or one of blood.Copy !req
164. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
165. That's what I'm talking about.Copy !req
166. Oops! Okay, a little more
on the other side then.Copy !req
167. Oh, come on!Copy !req
168. Oh, geez!Copy !req
169. Aah! Stop!Copy !req
170. So, the hospital just let you
walk right out of thereCopy !req
171. with horse parts
in a bag?Copy !req
172. For Christ's sakes,
Morty,Copy !req
173. women going through
a divorceCopy !req
174. need a creative outlet.Copy !req
175. What was that?Copy !req
176. Summer!Copy !req
177. I'm coming, Summer!Copy !req
178. What the hell
happened?Copy !req
179. How do we get her
back to normal?Copy !req
180. I don't know, man! This thing is
pretty complicated.Copy !req
181. I-I'm gonna call Rick.Copy !req
182. Well, hold on.
We can't just call your grandpaCopy !req
183. whenever
there's a problem.Copy !req
184. We can handle this
ourselves.Copy !req
185. I mean, I don't see the point
in trying to.Copy !req
186. This is obviously
Rick-levelCopy !req
187. I have
a medical degree.Copy !req
188. Is that
what this is about?Copy !req
189. L-Like, you want
to prove yourself?Copy !req
190. Oh, it's not about anything,
Morty. How dare you?Copy !req
191. Okay, good.
Then I'll just call... Ow!Copy !req
192. Morty, I need this.Copy !req
193. Hey, Jerry, triple trunks here
says he knows a placeCopy !req
194. where the ladies drop panties
for anyone bi-pedal.Copy !req
195. Yeah, I'm
not really interested.Copy !req
196. My heart still belongs
to Beth.Copy !req
197. Oh. Huh. Okay.Copy !req
198. What, you don't think
I have a shot?Copy !req
199. I didn't say that.Copy !req
200. Excuse me.
May I have another one of these?Copy !req
201. Coming
right up.Copy !req
202. Hmm, things weren't always
so bad between Beth and me.Copy !req
203. We had some good times
when we were younger.Copy !req
204. Oh, yeah, I bet.Copy !req
205. That's how teenage pregnancy
happens, my friend.Copy !req
206. Yeah, no.Copy !req
207. Things were pretty great, even
until a couple of years ago.Copy !req
208. Jerry, I get it.Copy !req
209. That's around the time
I moved in with you guys.Copy !req
210. Oh, I guess
you're right.Copy !req
211. Jerry, you know,
I hope you're not suggestingCopy !req
212. that I had anything to do
with your marriage breaking up,Copy !req
213. because there are some major
issues between you and BethCopy !req
214. that have been there
since you guys met.Copy !req
215. Hey, to
new beginnings.Copy !req
216. To the Whirly Dirly.Copy !req
217. The Whirly Dirly?Copy !req
218. All right,
what's going on here?Copy !req
219. When did you get cool?Copy !req
220. When you stole my wife!Copy !req
221. I should have done that
a long time ago!Copy !req
222. We're going on
the Whirly Dirly!Copy !req
223. Whirly Dirly, baby.Copy !req
224. Aha, look at this.Copy !req
225. It says "normalize."Copy !req
226. I bet if we
just press that...Copy !req
227. But... if the machine was made
by spider people,Copy !req
228. normal would mean
eight legs.Copy !req
229. Oh, God! Are you gonna
go on another spielCopy !req
230. like you did
with the flesh-colored crayon?Copy !req
231. I'm pretty sure "normalize"
will make her normal.Copy !req
232. Aah!Copy !req
233. I'd call that progress.Copy !req
234. She's huge!
And normal!Copy !req
235. I'm not normal!Copy !req
236. Mom!Copy !req
237. Okay, this says "reverse."
Done and done.Copy !req
238. I don't think
that's a good idea.Copy !req
239. Oh, come on! What else
could "reverse" possibly mean?Copy !req
240. Aah!Copy !req
241. Mom, call Rick!Copy !req
242. Thank you.Copy !req
243. There's a customer-service
number on here.Copy !req
244. Mom!Copy !req
245. Oh, man.
This is gonna be awesome!Copy !req
246. I got to hand it to you, Jerry.
This was a solid idea.Copy !req
247. Uh, yeah.
Uh-huh.Copy !req
248. And you know what?
I'll cop to it.Copy !req
249. I put a lot of strain
on your marriage.Copy !req
250. It wasn't fair.
I'm sorry.Copy !req
251. What? I didn't respect
your marriage.Copy !req
252. I certainly
didn't do it any favors.Copy !req
253. And for what it's worth,Copy !req
254. I'll apologize to Beth for it
when we get home.Copy !req
255. Whoo! Whirly Dirly! Yeah!Copy !req
256. Stop the ride!
We got to get off.Copy !req
257. What are you
talking about, buddy?Copy !req
258. We got to get out of this thing.
We got to get out!Copy !req
259. Jerry, come on, man!Copy !req
260. We haven't even gotten
to the first whirly.Copy !req
261. No, no, this sucks.
It's so boring.Copy !req
262. I mean,
I'm falling asleep here.Copy !req
263. Let's just get out and crawl
down the sides.Copy !req
264. Uh, get down!
Duck down!Copy !req
265. It's more fun
when you scrunch down.Copy !req
266. Jerry, what the...Copy !req
267. OhCopy !req
268. Rick, up here! There's
a spot where you can kill him!Copy !req
269. Good call, Jerry!Copy !req
270. Hey, how'd you know
about that?Copy !req
271. Uh...Copy !req
272. Lisa?Copy !req
273. So, uh, Jerry, big fan
of the Whirly Dirly, are you?Copy !req
274. Not anymore.
Obviously.Copy !req
275. But when you were,
how did you know about it?Copy !req
276. We had a deal,
Jerry Smith.Copy !req
277. It's a really
common name.Copy !req
278. Now, take it easy, Rick.Copy !req
279. You've been in a serious
roller-coaster crash.Copy !req
280. It's... It's no time
to be thinking aboutCopy !req
281. who did or didn't play a role
in your attempted murder.Copy !req
282. Get it off me!Copy !req
283. It's eating me!Copy !req
284. Look, I confess, okay?Copy !req
285. They told me about all the
bad stuff you did to this planetCopy !req
286. and reminded me of all
the bad stuff you did to me.Copy !req
287. But then you said
you were sorry, and I realizedCopy !req
288. you're not a monster...
Not like this thing.Copy !req
289. It's got me good.Copy !req
290. This is a mislead,
right?Copy !req
291. You're inventing a thing
to save me.Copy !req
292. That would be called
a knife, Jerry.Copy !req
293. It's been invented.Copy !req
294. I'm making a way out of here...
One seat ought to do it.Copy !req
295. I'm sorry.
I-I made a mistake.Copy !req
296. I won't do it again!
Nobody ever does.Copy !req
297. You self-righteous
piece ofCopy !req
298. You took my family!Copy !req
299. I took your family?Copy !req
300. Who do you think
had more taken from themCopy !req
301. when you shot 20 ccsCopy !req
302. of liquid dream-killer
into my daughter?Copy !req
303. She was Rick's daughter, Jerry.
She had options!Copy !req
304. Oof.Copy !req
305. That all ended
because she felt sorry for you.Copy !req
306. You act like prey,
but you're a predator!Copy !req
307. You use pity to lure in
your victims!Copy !req
308. That's how you survive!Copy !req
309. I survive
because I know everything.Copy !req
310. That snakes survives
because children wander off,Copy !req
311. and you survive
because people think,Copy !req
312. "Oh, this poor piece of.
He never gets a break."Copy !req
313. I can't stand
the deafening silent wailsCopy !req
314. of his wilting soul.Copy !req
315. "I guess I'll hire him
or marry him."Copy !req
316. - Rick!
- Rick!Copy !req
317. I knew you wouldn't
let me die.Copy !req
318. That was never an option.Copy !req
319. Because you never had
a son.Copy !req
320. No, because I need
a living organismCopy !req
321. coated in gibble snake bile
to attract a shmooglite runner.Copy !req
322. Wait, what's happening? Use
that confusion, Jerry.Copy !req
323. It'll make you wriggle more like
an abandoned newborn.Copy !req
324. Jesus Christ!Copy !req
325. What the Rick?Copy !req
326. Help!
Help me!Copy !req
327. Aaah!Copy !req
328. There's a space port
20 miles south.Copy !req
329. We'll be able to board
a galaxy class cruise shipCopy !req
330. and jump through a wormhole
that will put usCopy !req
331. within spitting distance
of the Milky Way.Copy !req
332. But, hey,
it's about the journey,Copy !req
333. not the destination,
right, Jerry?Copy !req
334. Just stay put, sweetie!
Mom's still on hold.Copy !req
335. Morphizer customer service.
How may I help you?Copy !req
336. Yes, I'm having a little trouble
with one of your machines.Copy !req
337. Oh, I'm sorry
to hear that, ma'am.Copy !req
338. Do you see a little compartment
on the side of the machine?Copy !req
339. Let me check.
Yes, got it.Copy !req
340. Mom?Copy !req
341. Great! Now, do you see
the little button next to it?Copy !req
342. I do. Give that button a push.Copy !req
343. Okay.
Mom, listen to me!Copy !req
344. We're free!Copy !req
345. Okay, so I pushed the button,
and three little men ran out.Copy !req
346. What do I do next?Copy !req
347. Hello?Copy !req
348. I think
we got disconnected.Copy !req
349. Morty!Copy !req
350. Don't "Morty" me!Copy !req
351. I tricked Rick into taking Dad
on an adventureCopy !req
352. because I thought
I could get a breakCopy !req
353. from this kind of
but no!Copy !req
354. Like father,
like damn daughter!Copy !req
355. You want to be like Rick,
congratulations!Copy !req
356. You're just as arrogant
and just as irresponsible!Copy !req
357. Everything
okay here?Copy !req
358. Mind your own damn
business, Gene!Copy !req
359. I'm having a conversation
with my mother here!Copy !req
360. Kissing Rick's ass isn't gonna
help him keep him around,Copy !req
361. Mom, but it will help you lose
everyone else.Copy !req
362. Like I lost Summer.Copy !req
363. Hey, you haven't
lost her yet.Copy !req
364. No, I definitely did.
She's gone.Copy !req
365. God damn it!Copy !req
366. Go ahead.Copy !req
367. Oh, come on.
What's happening?Copy !req
368. Your friend is class C or above
cybernetic augmentations.Copy !req
369. Emphasis on the above.Copy !req
370. In any case,
he needs to be neutralized.Copy !req
371. What? Wait!Copy !req
372. Ugh!Copy !req
373. Brain hurty.Copy !req
374. What did you do?Copy !req
375. It's a synaptic dampener
that blocks violent tendenciesCopy !req
376. and controversial thought.Copy !req
377. He will now be
an ideal passenger.Copy !req
378. I want cookies
and a 90-minute cut of "Avatar."Copy !req
379. Seriously?Copy !req
380. Quit it. It'll wear
off in six hours.Copy !req
381. It's cheaper than banning
dangerous people from flights.Copy !req
382. I mean, let everybody
buy a ticket, right?Copy !req
383. Otherwise,
the terrorists win.Copy !req
384. Aah!Copy !req
385. I'm sorry I'm not
a classic maternal archetype.Copy !req
386. Okay, I don't know what to do
when you people come to meCopy !req
387. with your weird
puberty issues.Copy !req
388. What are you gonna do
when your daughter asks youCopy !req
389. if she's attractive?Copy !req
390. I'll say "yes"!
Morty, gross!Copy !req
391. Well, she's
gonna be super hot.Copy !req
392. Her mother's gonna be
Jessica...Copy !req
393. Wait, when did Summer
ask you that?Copy !req
394. Right before she Clive Barkered
herself. Why?Copy !req
395. Wait,
I know where she is!Copy !req
396. Ethan and Summer were
supposed to go camping,Copy !req
397. and then he dumped Summer
for this girl, Tricia Lange,Copy !req
398. who's got huge boobies
and took her.Copy !req
399. Campsite... The one with the
name that sounds like somebodyCopy !req
400. gave up halfway
through naming it.Copy !req
401. Uh... Camp Flabanabba!Copy !req
402. Mama's coming, baby.Copy !req
403. Mama's coming, and she cares
about your titties!Copy !req
404. They have
sweet smiggle honey cookies.Copy !req
405. Mmm! And low-calorie
petroleum flakes.Copy !req
406. Obviously cookies.Copy !req
407. Let's get you
the flakes then.Copy !req
408. Okay, but it's not
what I wanted.Copy !req
409. Well, maybe next time,
you won't beCopy !req
410. such a dumb piece of
and you can pick for yourself.Copy !req
411. That's not nice.
What's that?Copy !req
412. Did you just have
a controversial thought?Copy !req
413. No. That's what I
thought, bitch.Copy !req
414. You little punk-ass.Copy !req
415. This is the best.Copy !req
416. I agree.
You've made things even easierCopy !req
417. than if you hadn't
been incompetent.Copy !req
418. Uh-oh.
We get shoot-shoot now.Copy !req
419. All right, folks, if you
could please take your seats,Copy !req
420. we're about to enter
the wormhole.Copy !req
421. So, I hope everybody bought
it dinner first.Copy !req
422. Nice.
Nice.Copy !req
423. Jerry, step over thereCopy !req
424. and lock yourself
in the escape pod.Copy !req
425. You're not killing us?
I'm killing Rick.Copy !req
426. You're free to go. You're
no threat to me or anyone.Copy !req
427. Now you're
just being mean.Copy !req
428. Yeah, you're mean...
No offense.Copy !req
429. Mean would be
shooting you, Jerry.Copy !req
430. This is
saving a bullet.Copy !req
431. Go back to
your quietly ashamed familyCopy !req
432. and live out
the rest of your daysCopy !req
433. in denial
of your vagina fantasies.Copy !req
434. It was a one-time thought
that everyone has!Copy !req
435. What are you doing?Copy !req
436. I'm being
triumphantly brave!Copy !req
437. It's not triumphant
or brave.Copy !req
438. You're not risking
anything.Copy !req
439. You might shoot me.Copy !req
440. I think
you know I won't.Copy !req
441. Because you know
I feel sorry for you.Copy !req
442. You're just doing this
so you can tell yourselfCopy !req
443. you fought... Ow!Copy !req
444. Temporal shield compromised.Copy !req
445. Congratulations, Jerry.
You get to die a man.Copy !req
446. Uh, that's okay!
I'll leave!Copy !req
447. Please don't shoot.
I-I'm the vagina guy, remember?Copy !req
448. Whoa!
What is happening to me?Copy !req
449. Where is this?
Where am I?Copy !req
450. Am I dead?Copy !req
451. A-Am I... Am I still alive?Copy !req
452. Those aren't the questions
you should be asking.Copy !req
453. Huh?Copy !req
454. Shh!Copy !req
455. Ah, got ya!Copy !req
456. Come here,
you little pumpkin.Copy !req
457. I have shit on my ass.Copy !req
458. Whoa, oof this!Copy !req
459. Who am I?Copy !req
460. Who am I?Copy !req
461. I'm time!
I'm literally time!Copy !req
462. Whooooa!Copy !req
463. Aah!Copy !req
464. Oh, God. I feel like
our souls were united,Copy !req
465. and we were all one
with eternity.Copy !req
466. Our body's unchanged,Copy !req
467. yet our minds have lived
a thousand lifetimes.Copy !req
468. Is that enough time
for me to forgive you?Copy !req
469. I don't know,
but it's enough timeCopy !req
470. for a synaptic dampener
to wear off.Copy !req
471. He hadn't decided
he was still going to kill us!Copy !req
472. He was talking himself into it.
I've seen it before.Copy !req
473. Cosmic apotheosis wears off
faster than salvia.Copy !req
474. I'm starting to believe you
because I just finished mergingCopy !req
475. with your essence
for an endless epoch,Copy !req
476. and I'm already back to thinking
you're an asshole.Copy !req
477. Fine with me.
Let's just go our separate ways.Copy !req
478. Sounds like you
and the word "epoch"Copy !req
479. have a lot
of catching up to do.Copy !req
480. Wait, don't leave me!Copy !req
481. All right, folks,
you're free to get upCopy !req
482. and walk around the cabinCopy !req
483. and maybe take the wormhole out
for breakfast.Copy !req
484. Okay, you can do the dinner one
or the breakfast one,Copy !req
485. but not both.Copy !req
486. You think you got that thing
figured out?Copy !req
487. Yeah, I know
what I'm doing.Copy !req
488. Good.
Because I have an idea.Copy !req
489. It's actually a contraction
of "some" and "more,"Copy !req
490. you see that?
Oh, wow.Copy !req
491. I was way off.Copy !req
492. Morty,
what's happening here?Copy !req
493. Summer got into
my grandpa's garage,Copy !req
494. messed around, and
turned herself into a monster.Copy !req
495. My mom did the same
to make her feel better.Copy !req
496. She's a good mom.Copy !req
497. Oh, my God.
I have to go call my mother!Copy !req
498. Tricia, wait!
Ethan! Ethan!Copy !req
499. Hey, it's okay.
Sit down.Copy !req
500. You made
my sister cry, Ethan.Copy !req
501. You messed with
her body image.Copy !req
502. Look, Morty, I...Copy !req
503. Shh, shh, shh.Copy !req
504. Careful, Ethan.
Your s'more is burning.Copy !req
505. Uh, I guess we better
get on the same pageCopy !req
506. about our fake adventure.Copy !req
507. Right.
I'll make you a deal.Copy !req
508. I'll leave out the part
where you tried to murder me...Copy !req
509. And I'll leave out
the partCopy !req
510. where you admitted
to sabotaging our marriage.Copy !req
511. You want to...?Copy !req
512. Nah, if the family
sees me like this,Copy !req
513. they'll
feel sorry for me.Copy !req
514. Which is no longer
my signature move.Copy !req
515. Later days, amigo.Copy !req
516. Actually, I just realized,
I don't have my wallet,Copy !req
517. and my bus pass is in there,
so maybe...Copy !req
518. Stay strong, Jerry.
I believe in you!Copy !req
519. I tell you, fellas.
This is the life.Copy !req
520. It certainly is.Copy !req
521. To freedom!Copy !req
522. Ooh!
Looks like a 4-22.Copy !req
523. Ooh, a couple cranks
on scaling knobCopy !req
524. with a four dilabyte cross fade
would fix that in a jiff.Copy !req
525. Four? You'd be lucky
to clear 13% de-morphizedCopy !req
526. with that
kind of range.Copy !req
527. Gentlemen, gentlemen,
what did we agree on?Copy !req
528. No work talk!Copy !req
529. Let's just relax and enjoy
our retirement, shall...Copy !req
530. Oh, my God!Copy !req
531. Aaah!Copy !req