1. Jerry! Jerry, come on!Copy !req
2. We got to go!
You got to come with me, Jerry!Copy !req
3. - Rick?
- It's important, Jerry.Copy !req
4. The fate of the galaxy
rests on your shoulders.Copy !req
5. Let's go. Put some pants on.Copy !req
6. N-Never mind, there's
no time for pants, Jerry.Copy !req
7. I'll make you a pair
of pants on the way.Copy !req
8. It's a Rick and Jerry adventure!Copy !req
9. Rick and Jerry episode!Copy !req
10. Then I thought,
"Hey, what about Jerry?Copy !req
11. He's... He's good with regular folk."Copy !req
12. This is a real situation where...
where...Copy !req
13. where Jerry could really shine.Copy !req
14. He's a master convincer."Copy !req
15. Rick, I'm not an idiot.
I know what this is.Copy !req
16. Oh. Okay, well, I told Morty,Copy !req
17. "Look, parents get divorced.
They get sad. He'll be fine,"Copy !req
18. but I think he's worried you're
gonna, you know... Pbht!Copy !req
19. And you know how Morty gets
when he gets emotional.Copy !req
20. It impedes my work.Copy !req
21. So, I told him I'd take you out
and give you a win.Copy !req
22. Wait. My son asked you to take meCopy !req
23. on some kind of pity adventure
to keep me from killing myself?Copy !req
24. Wait, w-what did you think it was?Copy !req
25. An execution.Copy !req
26. Geez! You really do need a win.Copy !req
27. No! I-I don't know.Copy !req
28. I mean, you never
made me the pants, so...Copy !req
29. So, you thought I was gonna drive youCopy !req
30. into the middle of the galaxy
and shove youCopy !req
31. into the vacuum of space
with your dick hanging out?Copy !req
32. And we're seeing how you'd act
if that were about to happen?Copy !req
33. I mean, shit, I'll make you
the pants right now.Copy !req
34. Take me two seconds to make you pants.Copy !req
35. - I have pants at home!
- Jerry, if I make pants,Copy !req
36. they'll be better than
your pants at home.Copy !req
37. Also, if I wanted to kill you...Copy !req
38. Yeah, I get it.
It'd be amazing.Copy !req
39. Please, take me home.Copy !req
40. I'll tell my son we had
an amazing adventure.Copy !req
41. Well, if it's all the same,Copy !req
42. could we go get our story straight?Copy !req
43. Because you're a terrible liar.Copy !req
44. You called me a master convincer!Copy !req
45. You believed me?Copy !req
46. Huh. This seems... kind of fancy.Copy !req
47. Jerry, for all you know,
this is the equivalentCopy !req
48. of an alien truck stop.Copy !req
49. You have no frame of reference.Copy !req
50. You're in a universe
beyond your imagining.Copy !req
51. But, yes, it is super fancy.Copy !req
52. I mean, my job here is
to make Morty happy.Copy !req
53. I'm not gonna take you
somewhere dangerous.Copy !req
54. Rick Sanchez.Copy !req
55. I told you if I ever saw
your face in here again,Copy !req
56. I would stick you like the pig you are.Copy !req
57. Shnoopy Bloopers,
I told you if you tried...Copy !req
58. there'd be two funerals.Copy !req
59. Aaah!Copy !req
60. Someone?Copy !req
61. Uh, someone? Someone!Copy !req
62. My friend! It has been too long.Copy !req
63. Oh, it's great to see you again, buddy!Copy !req
64. Yeah, you're doing it.Copy !req
65. Mr. Sanchez gets anything he wants!Copy !req
66. The resort's covered
in an immortality field.Copy !req
67. You can't die here.
That's the gimmick.Copy !req
68. Okay, but still... bad parenting.Copy !req
69. Hey, rich a-holes are rich a-holes.Copy !req
70. They all pay top dollar to come hereCopy !req
71. and enjoy a consequence-free vacation.Copy !req
72. No death, no disease, no dismemberment.Copy !req
73. Can't even have a heart attack.Copy !req
74. Got it. The perfect placeCopy !req
75. to take the most fragile being
in the universe.Copy !req
76. I can tell you expect me
to refute that,Copy !req
77. but it's right on the money.Copy !req
78. If I come home without you,Copy !req
79. I doubt Morty's gonna
let me off the hook.Copy !req
80. Yeah, but what if you came
home with Jeff Goldblum?Copy !req
81. Jeff Goldblum? What the fuck
are you talking about, Jerry?Copy !req
82. Jesus!Copy !req
83. Holy fucking shit!Copy !req
84. Yo, what's up, "Big Chill"?Copy !req
85. Don't go into that telepod!Copy !req
86. Hey, maybe we would have
fun on a fake adventure.Copy !req
87. On a fake adventure.Copy !req
88. Speaking of, what are we gonna tell Morty?Copy !req
89. I don't know. But whatever it is,Copy !req
90. we're gonna need a couple
more of these babies!Copy !req
91. What's wrong?Copy !req
92. Mom, do you think I'm hot?Copy !req
93. I... don't think that's
something that matters.Copy !req
94. So, I'm not hot?Copy !req
95. I'm saying the part of you
that cares about thatCopy !req
96. is a part you shouldn't
give any energy to.Copy !req
97. That's not an answer!Copy !req
98. Because I'm not an issue
of Cosmo, okay?Copy !req
99. I'm your mother and a doctor, and...Copy !req
100. I'm hideous!Copy !req
101. Geez. What's with her?Copy !req
102. Teenage-girl stuff.Copy !req
103. Is that a... hoof collage?Copy !req
104. It's perfectly legal,
if that's what you're wondering.Copy !req
105. Cool... zies.Copy !req
106. "We just don't have anything
in common anymore, Summer."Copy !req
107. Oh, yeah, Ethan?Copy !req
108. What do you have in common
with Tricia Lange?Copy !req
109. A mutual love of French cinema?Copy !req
110. The belief that a carbon taxCopy !req
111. is the only viable solution
to climate change?Copy !req
112. Or could it be her massive
stripper titties?Copy !req
113. There it is.Copy !req
114. Boob-ya!Copy !req
115. And that's when Malakai the Squid KingCopy !req
116. rips off his face,
and beneath it is my face.Copy !req
117. - I liked it.
- Thank you, sir.Copy !req
118. Yeah, of course he likes it.
Look at him.Copy !req
119. Motherfucker got two heads
and three trunks.Copy !req
120. All right, we'll put a pin in it.Copy !req
121. I'm gonna go take a leak.Copy !req
122. What the...Copy !req
123. Ah! My hands are dry!
My hands are dry!Copy !req
124. My name is Risotto Groupon.Copy !req
125. I am the assistant general
manager of the restaurant.Copy !req
126. Do you have any comment cards?Copy !req
127. Because I might have some thoughts.Copy !req
128. My kingdom was usurped by force
with weapons and technologyCopy !req
129. supplied by your father-in-law!Copy !req
130. Hey, he usurped my kingdom, too, man.Copy !req
131. He basically got me kicked out
of my home, stole my family.Copy !req
132. Then we are brothers,
and you have wonderedCopy !req
133. what your life could
have been without Rick.Copy !req
134. Wondered? Sure.Copy !req
135. I mean, I've wondered
about having a vagina.Copy !req
136. Would you help me kill him?Copy !req
137. What? No!Copy !req
138. He's my wife's father.
Move on.Copy !req
139. Do you... like theme-park rides?Copy !req
140. Oh, you really moved on.Copy !req
141. There is a popular attraction
here called the Whirly Dirly.Copy !req
142. Between the first whirly
and the third dirly,Copy !req
143. the ride dips just outside
the immortality field.Copy !req
144. You're asking me to lure
Rick to his death?Copy !req
145. I'm only asking you to go
on a ride with Rick,Copy !req
146. get off the ride without Rick,
and go home to your family,Copy !req
147. where you can...
wonder about having a vagina.Copy !req
148. Okay, okay, that was
a very specific exampleCopy !req
149. pulled from thin air.Copy !req
150. I don't want to be known
as the vagina guy.Copy !req
151. Risotto, you're needed. Someone orderedCopy !req
152. the Nuzzy Guzzy Fresh
and Fluzzy Special.Copy !req
153. Look, I'm not like Rick,Copy !req
154. so you're free to do as you please.Copy !req
155. But there comes a time
in every man's lifeCopy !req
156. when he must choose the foundationCopy !req
157. on which his legacy will be built...Copy !req
158. one of compromise or one of blood.Copy !req
159. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
160. That's what I'm talking about.Copy !req
161. Oops! Okay, a little more
on the other side, then.Copy !req
162. Oh, come on!Copy !req
163. Oh, geez!Copy !req
164. Aah! Stop!Copy !req
165. So, the hospital just let you
walk right out of thereCopy !req
166. with horse parts in a bag?Copy !req
167. For Christ's sakes, Morty,
women going through a divorceCopy !req
168. need a creative outlet.Copy !req
169. What was that?Copy !req
170. Summer!Copy !req
171. I'm coming, Summer!Copy !req
172. What the hell happened?Copy !req
173. How do we get her back to normal?Copy !req
174. I don't know, man!
This thing is pretty complicated.Copy !req
175. I-I'm gonna call Rick.Copy !req
176. Well, hold on.
We can't just call your grandpaCopy !req
177. whenever there's a problem.Copy !req
178. We can handle this ourselves.Copy !req
179. I mean, I don't see
the point in trying to.Copy !req
180. This is obviously Rick-level shit.Copy !req
181. I have a medical degree.Copy !req
182. Is that what this is about?Copy !req
183. L-Like, you want to prove yourself?Copy !req
184. Oh, it's not about anything, Morty.
How dare you?Copy !req
185. Okay, good.
Then I'll just call... Ow!Copy !req
186. Morty, I need this.Copy !req
187. Hey, Jerry, triple trunks here
says he knows a placeCopy !req
188. where the ladies drop panties
for anyone bi-pedal.Copy !req
189. Yeah, I'm not really interested.Copy !req
190. My heart still belongs to Beth.Copy !req
191. Oh. Huh. Okay.Copy !req
192. What, you don't think I have a shot?Copy !req
193. I didn't say that.Copy !req
194. Excuse me.
May I have another one of these?Copy !req
195. Coming right up.Copy !req
196. Hmm, things weren't always
so bad between Beth and me.Copy !req
197. We had some good times
when we were younger.Copy !req
198. Oh, yeah, I bet.Copy !req
199. That's how teenage pregnancy
happens, my friend.Copy !req
200. Yeah, no.Copy !req
201. Things were pretty great,
even until a couple of years ago.Copy !req
202. Jerry, I get it.Copy !req
203. That's around the time
I moved in with you guys.Copy !req
204. Oh, I guess you're right.Copy !req
205. Jerry, you know, I hope
you're not suggestingCopy !req
206. that I had anything to do
with your marriage breaking up,Copy !req
207. because there are some major
issues between you and BethCopy !req
208. that have been there
since you guys met.Copy !req
209. Hey, to new beginnings.Copy !req
210. To the Whirly Dirly.Copy !req
211. The Whirly Dirly?Copy !req
212. All right, what's going on here?Copy !req
213. When did you get cool?Copy !req
214. When you stole my wife!Copy !req
215. I should have done
that a long time ago!Copy !req
216. We're going on the Whirly Dirly!Copy !req
217. Whirly Dirly, baby.Copy !req
218. Aha, look at this.Copy !req
219. It says "normalize."
I bet if we just press that...Copy !req
220. But... if the machine
was made by spider people,Copy !req
221. normal would mean eight legs.Copy !req
222. Oh, God! Are you gonna
go on another spielCopy !req
223. like you did with the flesh-colored crayon?Copy !req
224. I'm pretty sure "normalize"
will make her normal.Copy !req
225. Aah!Copy !req
226. I'd call that progress.Copy !req
227. - She's huge!
- And normal!Copy !req
228. - I'm not normal!
- Mom!Copy !req
229. Okay, this says "reverse."
Done and done.Copy !req
230. I don't think that's a good idea.Copy !req
231. Oh, come on! What else could
"reverse" possibly mean?Copy !req
232. Aah!Copy !req
233. Mom, call Rick!Copy !req
234. Thank you.Copy !req
235. There's a customer-service
number on here.Copy !req
236. Mom!Copy !req
237. Oh, man. This is gonna be awesome!Copy !req
238. I got to hand it to you, Jerry.
This was a solid idea.Copy !req
239. Uh, yeah. Uh-huh.Copy !req
240. And you know what?
I'll cop to it.Copy !req
241. I put a lot of strain on your marriage.Copy !req
242. It wasn't fair.
I'm sorry.Copy !req
243. - What?
- I didn't respect your marriage.Copy !req
244. I certainly didn't do it any favors.Copy !req
245. And for what it's worth,Copy !req
246. I'll apologize to Beth
for it when we get home.Copy !req
247. Whoo! Whirly Dirly! Yeah!Copy !req
248. Stop the ride!
We got to get off.Copy !req
249. What are you talking about, buddy?Copy !req
250. We got to get out of this thing.
We got to get out!Copy !req
251. Jerry, come on, man!Copy !req
252. We haven't even gotten
to the first whirly.Copy !req
253. No, no, this sucks.
It's so boring.Copy !req
254. I mean, I'm falling asleep here.Copy !req
255. Let's just get out and
crawl down the sides.Copy !req
256. Ah, get down!
Duck down!Copy !req
257. It's more fun when you scrunch down.Copy !req
258. Jerry, what the...Copy !req
259. Oh, shit.Copy !req
260. Rick, up here! There's a spot
where you can kill him!Copy !req
261. Good call, Jerry!Copy !req
262. - Hey, how'd you know about that?
- Uh...Copy !req
263. Lisa?Copy !req
264. So, uh, Jerry, big fan
of the Whirly Dirly, are you?Copy !req
265. Not anymore.
Obviously.Copy !req
266. But when you were,
how did you know about it?Copy !req
267. We had a deal, Jerry Smith.Copy !req
268. It's a really common name.Copy !req
269. Now, take it easy, Rick.Copy !req
270. You've been in a serious
roller-coaster crash.Copy !req
271. It's... It's no time
to be thinking aboutCopy !req
272. who did or didn't play a role
in your attempted murder.Copy !req
273. Get it off me!
It's eating me!Copy !req
274. Look, I confess, okay?Copy !req
275. They told me about all the bad
stuff you did to this planetCopy !req
276. and reminded me of all the bad
stuff you did to me.Copy !req
277. But then you said you were
sorry, and I realizedCopy !req
278. you're not a monster...
not like this thing.Copy !req
279. Fuck! It's got me good.Copy !req
280. This is a mislead, right?Copy !req
281. You're inventing a thing to save me.Copy !req
282. That would be called a knife, Jerry.Copy !req
283. It's been invented.Copy !req
284. I'm making a way out of here.
One seat ought to do it.Copy !req
285. I'm sorry. I-I made a mistake.Copy !req
286. - I won't do it again!
- Nobody ever does.Copy !req
287. You self-righteous piece of shit!Copy !req
288. You took my family!Copy !req
289. I took your family?Copy !req
290. Who do you think had
more taken from themCopy !req
291. when you shot 20cc of liquid
dream-killer into my daughter?Copy !req
292. She was Rick's daughter, Jerry.
She had options!Copy !req
293. Oof.Copy !req
294. That all ended because
she felt sorry for you.Copy !req
295. You act like prey,
but you're a predator!Copy !req
296. You use pity to lure in your victims!Copy !req
297. That's how you survive!Copy !req
298. I survive because I know everything.Copy !req
299. That snakes survives
because children wander off,Copy !req
300. and you survive because people think,Copy !req
301. "Oh, this poor piece of shit.
He never gets a break.Copy !req
302. I can't stand the deafening silent wailsCopy !req
303. of his wilting soul.Copy !req
304. I guess I'll hire him or marry him."Copy !req
305. - Rick!
- Rick!Copy !req
306. I knew you wouldn't let me die.Copy !req
307. That was never an option.Copy !req
308. Because you never had a son.Copy !req
309. No, because I need a living organismCopy !req
310. coated in gibble snake bile
to attract a shmooglite runner.Copy !req
311. - Wait, what's happening?
- Use that confusion, Jerry.Copy !req
312. It'll make you wriggle more like
an abandoned newborn.Copy !req
313. Jesus Christ!Copy !req
314. What the fuck, Rick?Copy !req
315. Help! Help me!Copy !req
316. Aaah!Copy !req
317. There's a space port 20 miles south.Copy !req
318. We'll be able to board
a galaxy class cruise shipCopy !req
319. and jump through a wormhole
that will put usCopy !req
320. within spitting distance
of the Milky Way.Copy !req
321. But, hey, it's about the journey,Copy !req
322. not the destination, right, Jerry?Copy !req
323. Just stay put, sweetie!
Mom's still on hold.Copy !req
324. Morphizer customer service.
How may I help you?Copy !req
325. Yes, I'm having a little trouble
with one of your machines.Copy !req
326. Oh, I'm sorry to hear that, ma'am.Copy !req
327. Do you see a little compartment
on the side of the machine?Copy !req
328. Let me check.
Yes, got it.Copy !req
329. - Mom?
- Great!Copy !req
330. Now, do you see the little
button next to it?Copy !req
331. - I do.
- Give that button a push.Copy !req
332. - Okay.
- Mom, listen to me!Copy !req
333. We're free!Copy !req
334. Okay, so I pushed the button,
and three little men ran out.Copy !req
335. What do I do next?Copy !req
336. Hello?Copy !req
337. I think we got disconnected.Copy !req
338. - Morty!
- Don't "Morty" me!Copy !req
339. I tricked Rick into taking
Dad on an adventureCopy !req
340. because I thought I could get a breakCopy !req
341. from this kind of shit, but no!Copy !req
342. Like father, like goddamn daughter!Copy !req
343. You want to be like Rick,
congratulations!Copy !req
344. You're just as arrogant
and just as irresponsible!Copy !req
345. Everything okay here?Copy !req
346. Mind your own goddamn business, Gene!Copy !req
347. I'm having a conversation
with my mother here!Copy !req
348. Kissing Rick's ass isn't gonna
help him keep him around, Mom,Copy !req
349. but it will help you lose
everyone else.Copy !req
350. Like I lost Summer.Copy !req
351. Hey, you haven't lost her yet.Copy !req
352. No, I definitely did.
She's gone.Copy !req
353. God damn it!Copy !req
354. Go ahead.Copy !req
355. - Oh, come on.
- What's happening?Copy !req
356. Your friend has class C or above
cybernetic augmentations.Copy !req
357. Emphasis on the above.Copy !req
358. In any case,
he needs to be neutralized.Copy !req
359. - What? Wait!
- Ugh!Copy !req
360. Brain hurty.Copy !req
361. What did you do?Copy !req
362. It's a synaptic dampener
that blocks violent tendenciesCopy !req
363. and controversial thought.Copy !req
364. He will now be an ideal passenger.Copy !req
365. I want cookies and
a 90-minute cut of "Avatar."Copy !req
366. Seriously?Copy !req
367. - Quit it.
- It'll wear off in six hours.Copy !req
368. It's cheaper than banning
dangerous people from flights.Copy !req
369. I mean, let everybody
buy a ticket, right?Copy !req
370. Otherwise, the terrorists win.Copy !req
371. Aah!Copy !req
372. I'm sorry I'm not a classic
maternal archetype.Copy !req
373. Okay, I don't know what to do
when you people come to meCopy !req
374. with your weird puberty issues.Copy !req
375. What are you gonna do
when your daughter asks youCopy !req
376. if she's attractive?Copy !req
377. - I'll say, "Yes"!
- Morty, gross!Copy !req
378. Well, she's gonna be super hot.
Her mother's gonna be Jessica.Copy !req
379. Wait, when did Summer ask you that?Copy !req
380. Right before she Clive Barkered herself.
Why?Copy !req
381. Wait, I know where she is!Copy !req
382. Ethan and Summer were
supposed to go camping,Copy !req
383. and then he dumped Summer
for this girl Tricia Lange,Copy !req
384. who's got huge boobies, and took her.Copy !req
385. Campsite... The one with the name
that sounds like somebodyCopy !req
386. gave up halfway through naming it.Copy !req
387. Uh... Camp Flabanabba!Copy !req
388. Mama's coming, baby.Copy !req
389. Mama's coming, and she cares
about your titties!Copy !req
390. They have sweet smiggle honey cookies.Copy !req
391. Mmm! And low-calorie petroleum flakes.Copy !req
392. Obviously cookies.Copy !req
393. Let's get you the flakes, then.Copy !req
394. Okay, but it's not what I wanted.Copy !req
395. Well, maybe next time, you won't beCopy !req
396. such a dumb piece of shit
and you can pick for yourself.Copy !req
397. - That's not nice.
- What's that?Copy !req
398. Did you just have
a controversial thought?Copy !req
399. - No.
- That's what I thought, bitch.Copy !req
400. You little punk-ass.Copy !req
401. This is the best.Copy !req
402. I agree. You've made things even easierCopy !req
403. than if you hadn't been incompetent.Copy !req
404. Uh-oh. We get shoot-shoot now.Copy !req
405. All right, folks, if you could
please take your seats,Copy !req
406. we're about to enter the wormhole.Copy !req
407. So, I hope everybody
bought a dinner first.Copy !req
408. - Nice.
- Nice.Copy !req
409. Jerry, step over thereCopy !req
410. and lock yourself in the escape pod.Copy !req
411. - You're not killing us?
- I'm killing Rick.Copy !req
412. You're free to go.
You're no threat to me or anyone.Copy !req
413. Now you're just being mean.Copy !req
414. Yeah, you're mean!
No offense.Copy !req
415. Mean would be shooting you, Jerry.Copy !req
416. This is saving a bullet.Copy !req
417. Go back to your quietly ashamed familyCopy !req
418. and live out the rest of your daysCopy !req
419. in denial of your vagina fantasies.Copy !req
420. It was a one-time thought
that everyone has!Copy !req
421. What are you doing?Copy !req
422. I'm being triumphantly brave!Copy !req
423. It's not triumphant or brave.Copy !req
424. You're not risking anything.Copy !req
425. You might shoot me.Copy !req
426. I think you know I won't.Copy !req
427. Because you know I feel sorry for you.Copy !req
428. You're just doing this
so you can tell yourselfCopy !req
429. you fought... Ow!Copy !req
430. Temporal shield compromised.Copy !req
431. Congratulations, Jerry.
You get to die a man.Copy !req
432. Uh, that's okay!
I'll leave!Copy !req
433. Please don't shoot.
I-I'm the vagina guy, remember?Copy !req
434. Whoa! What is happening to me?Copy !req
435. Where is this? Where am I?Copy !req
436. Am I dead?
A-Am I... Am I still alive?Copy !req
437. Those aren't the questions
you should be asking.Copy !req
438. - Huh?
- Shh!Copy !req
439. Ah, got ya!Copy !req
440. Come here, you little pumpkin.Copy !req
441. I have shit on my ass.Copy !req
442. Whoa, fuck this!Copy !req
443. Who am I?Copy !req
444. Who am I?Copy !req
445. I'm time! I'm literally time!Copy !req
446. Whooooa!Copy !req
447. Aah!Copy !req
448. Oh, God. I feel like
our souls were united,Copy !req
449. and we were all one with eternity.Copy !req
450. Our body's unchanged,Copy !req
451. yet our minds have lived
a thousand lifetimes.Copy !req
452. Is that enough time
for me to forgive you?Copy !req
453. I don't know, but it's enough timeCopy !req
454. for a synaptic dampener to wear off.Copy !req
455. Jesus!Copy !req
456. He hadn't decided he was
still going to kill us!Copy !req
457. He was talking himself into it.
I've seen it before.Copy !req
458. Cosmic apotheosis wears off
faster than salvia.Copy !req
459. I'm starting to believe you
because I just finished mergingCopy !req
460. with your essence for an endless epoch,Copy !req
461. and I'm already back
to thinking you're an asshole.Copy !req
462. Fine with me.
Let's just go our separate ways.Copy !req
463. Sounds like you and the word "epoch"Copy !req
464. have a lot of catching up to do.Copy !req
465. Wait, don't leave me!Copy !req
466. All right, folks, you're free to get upCopy !req
467. and walk around the cabinCopy !req
468. and maybe take
the wormhole out for breakfast.Copy !req
469. Okay, you can do the dinner oneCopy !req
470. or the breakfast one, but not both.Copy !req
471. You think you got
that thing figured out?Copy !req
472. Yeah, I know what I'm doing.Copy !req
473. Good. Because I have an idea.Copy !req
474. It's actually a contraction
of "some" and "more."Copy !req
475. - You see that?
- Oh, wow.Copy !req
476. I was way off.Copy !req
477. Morty, what's happening here?Copy !req
478. Summer got into my grandpa's garage,Copy !req
479. messed around, and turned
herself into a monster.Copy !req
480. My mom did the same
to make her feel better.Copy !req
481. She's a good mom.Copy !req
482. Oh, my God.
I have to go call my mother!Copy !req
483. - Tricia, wait!
- Ethan! Ethan!Copy !req
484. Hey, it's okay. Sit down.Copy !req
485. You made my sister cry, Ethan.Copy !req
486. You messed with her body image.Copy !req
487. - Look, Morty, I...
- Shh, shh, shh.Copy !req
488. Careful, Ethan.
Your s'more is burning.Copy !req
489. Uh, I guess we better get
on the same pageCopy !req
490. about our fake adventure.Copy !req
491. - Right.
- I'll make you a deal.Copy !req
492. I'll leave out the part where
you tried to murder me...Copy !req
493. And I'll leave out the partCopy !req
494. where you admitted
to sabotaging our marriage.Copy !req
495. You want to...Copy !req
496. Nah, if the family sees me like this,Copy !req
497. they'll feel sorry for me.Copy !req
498. Which is no longer my signature move.Copy !req
499. Later days, amigo.Copy !req
500. Actually, I just realized,
I don't have my wallet,Copy !req
501. and my bus pass is in there,
so maybe...Copy !req
502. Stay strong, Jerry.
I believe in you!Copy !req
503. I tell you, fellas.
This is the life.Copy !req
504. It certainly is.Copy !req
505. To freedom!Copy !req
506. Ooh! Looks like a 4-22.Copy !req
507. Ooh, a couple cranks
on the scaling knobCopy !req
508. with a four dilabyte cross fade
would fix that up in a jiff.Copy !req
509. Four? You'd be lucky
to clear 13% de-morphizedCopy !req
510. with that kind of range.Copy !req
511. Gentlemen, gentlemen,
what did we agree on?Copy !req
512. No work talk!Copy !req
513. Let's just relax and enjoy
our retirement, shall...Copy !req
514. Oh, my God!Copy !req
515. Aaah!Copy !req