1. Don't let any of those
things get away, Morty.Copy !req
2. It their DNA gets
into Earth's food chain,Copy !req
3. our entire species could be sterilized.Copy !req
4. Then why aren't we killing them?Copy !req
5. Right, next time I need
a species sterilized,Copy !req
6. who's gonna do it for me, you?Copy !req
7. Whoa! Rick!Copy !req
8. I-Is that the Vindibeacon?Copy !req
9. We're being called to assemble
by the Vindicators!Copy !req
10. I refuse to answer a literal
call to adventure, Morty.Copy !req
11. - Let it go to voicemail.
- Rick,Copy !req
12. the Vindicators only call when
the universe itself is at stake.Copy !req
13. They're the first line
of defense against evil.Copy !req
14. They're the guardians of the unguarded!Copy !req
15. They're the writers of their own
press releases, Morty.Copy !req
16. They're a bunch of drama queens
that spend an hour talkingCopy !req
17. and 20 minutes jumping
around while shit blows up.Copy !req
18. They're a phase.
We did one.Copy !req
19. It was the big event of that summer.Copy !req
20. Let it die.Copy !req
21. I, Morty Smith, invoke my rightCopy !req
22. to choose one in every 10
Rick and Morty adventures.Copy !req
23. - God fuckin' damn it!
- Read 'em and weep.Copy !req
24. Fine. But don't say I didn't warn you.Copy !req
25. Yes! Vindicator Command Ship...
beacon received.Copy !req
26. We're doing Vindicators Twoooooo!Copy !req
27. Whoops.Copy !req
28. Uh, Morty, you might want
to freeze some sperm.Copy !req
29. Vindicators, Worldender is back,Copy !req
30. and this time he's out to end
more than worlds.Copy !req
31. We have reason to believe
his stronghold is located on...Copy !req
32. - My balls.
- Rick!Copy !req
33. the Terraneous system.Copy !req
34. Once in range, Million Ants
will scan for pheromone activity,Copy !req
35. which should lead us
to the location of the base.Copy !req
36. Oh, that's Million Ants.Copy !req
37. I can't see the ants from over here.Copy !req
38. I just assumed that was, uh,
turd man, wiggly turd man.Copy !req
39. - Rick, stop!
- Rick,Copy !req
40. you have something
to add to the briefing?Copy !req
41. Uh, yeah, just a few more design notes.Copy !req
42. Um, this guy, the, uh... the, uh...Copy !req
43. I am Crocubot.Copy !req
44. Right, Crocubot.Copy !req
45. So, you're half cold,
unfeeling reptile, half...Copy !req
46. also cold...Copy !req
47. - equally unfeeling machine.
- Yes.Copy !req
48. Wow. So, your origin is what?Copy !req
49. Y-You fell into a vat of redundancy?Copy !req
50. Got damn!Copy !req
51. Noob Noob, we're having a briefing.Copy !req
52. If I can continue, Rick.Copy !req
53. I anticipate sophisticated
security measures.Copy !req
54. I trust you can be of service there.Copy !req
55. Well, let me check my list
of powers and weaknesses.Copy !req
56. Ability to do anything
but only whenever I want.Copy !req
57. Yeah, that sounds like a job for me.Copy !req
58. I wish he had the ability
to check his attitude.Copy !req
59. Alan Rails, ladies and gentlemen.Copy !req
60. After his parents' tragic death
in a railroad accident,Copy !req
61. he gained the power
to summon ghost trains.Copy !req
62. It's not all bad, though.Copy !req
63. They were spared having to see
their grown son wear a whistle.Copy !req
64. Got damn!Copy !req
65. Thanks, Noob Noob.
This guy gets it.Copy !req
66. Vance Maximus, Renegade Star Soldier.Copy !req
67. Sorry I'm late.
It was happy hour.Copy !req
68. Happy hour.Copy !req
69. Uh, I was also late
because of my drinkingCopy !req
70. and mentioned it to zero applause.Copy !req
71. Rick Sanchez. Tinkerer of Terror.Copy !req
72. Man, that's hard to say.Copy !req
73. And... Morty, right?Copy !req
74. - Whoa, yeah!
- I never forget a kid.Copy !req
75. What do you say, Vindicators?
Let's make this three for three.Copy !req
76. - Haha!
- Yes!Copy !req
77. Did he say "three for three"?Copy !req
78. Did he say he never forgets a kid?Copy !req
79. You mean two for two, right, Vance?Copy !req
80. Actually, we assembled
a second time last summerCopy !req
81. to fight Doomnomitron.Copy !req
82. So this is... Vindicators Three?Copy !req
83. And you guys did Vindicators Two...
without us?Copy !req
84. I sense... insecurity.Copy !req
85. Are you sure there's not
just a picnic nearby?Copy !req
86. I guess he found his crowd.Copy !req
87. Pretty toothless stuff, guys.Copy !req
88. I hope you're happy
with the adventure so far, Morty.Copy !req
89. These guys are even lamer
than last time.Copy !req
90. We weren't here last time, remember?Copy !req
91. They did a whole Vindicators without us.Copy !req
92. A bunch of them got killed, too.Copy !req
93. They lost Lady Katana,
Calypso, Diablo Verde...Copy !req
94. Yikes. Yeah, things did feel
less diverse in there.Copy !req
95. This article says the reason
we weren't involved was...Copy !req
96. "personality conflicts."Copy !req
97. Don't worry, Morty.
They love you.Copy !req
98. Superheroes need a wide-eyed
unremarkable to tag alongCopy !req
99. and react to everything
like it's mind-blowing.Copy !req
100. I... think the personality
conflict might have been...Copy !req
101. you?Copy !req
102. Jesus.Copy !req
103. How awesome is that?Copy !req
104. I mean, they wanted
to not need me so bad,Copy !req
105. they murdered three
innocent heroes of colorCopy !req
106. and they still had to bring me back?Copy !req
107. Rick, since it's my adventure and all,Copy !req
108. could you do me a favor?Copy !req
109. Uh, the adventure is the favor, Morty.Copy !req
110. Me sleeping on these
linens is the favor.Copy !req
111. I mean, w-w-what...
what are we vindicating? Comfort?Copy !req
112. Rick, this really bums me out.Copy !req
113. It-It's embarrassing to find out
these guys don't like us.Copy !req
114. Why? Morty, I defeat gagoosCopy !req
115. more powerful than these
guys every week.Copy !req
116. Yeah, but not heroes.Copy !req
117. Oh, please, they just call
themselves heroes so they can...Copy !req
118. I'm calling them that, Rick!
They're my heroes. Mine!Copy !req
119. Huh, no accounting for taste.Copy !req
120. I'm gonna go get a drink.Copy !req
121. Good morning, Vindicators.Copy !req
122. Ship has arrived at Terraneous system.Copy !req
123. All Vindicators report to the...
briefing room.Copy !req
124. The... The room from the, uh... the...Copy !req
125. Uh, it's the d...
it's a different room than...Copy !req
126. than conference room.Copy !req
127. I'm sorry, it's my first day
as a PA System.Copy !req
128. First-day jitters.Copy !req
129. Oh, God.Copy !req
130. Good morning. Looks like your
grandpa had a long night.Copy !req
131. Crocubot, why don't you
escort Mr. SanchezCopy !req
132. to a more comfortable spot
so that someone canCopy !req
133. clean up his diarrhea.Copy !req
134. Oooh, I'm nervous
about my first mission!Copy !req
135. Actually, Noob Noob,
you have a new mission.Copy !req
136. Got damn.Copy !req
137. Vindicators, prepare for arrival.Copy !req
138. Morty, the Vindicators
and I had a chat this morning,Copy !req
139. and I'm afraid we need
to make a little change.Copy !req
140. I-I totally get it.
I-I'm so sorry.Copy !req
141. You should be, running around
in a yellow T-shirtCopy !req
142. like you're not one of us.Copy !req
143. - Disgraceful.
- I-I-I'm not a superhero.Copy !req
144. Cop a squat, chief.Copy !req
145. Everyone in the universe is a hero.Copy !req
146. All you have to do is know
the difference between good and badCopy !req
147. and root for good.Copy !req
148. Rick says good and bad
are artificial constructs.Copy !req
149. Yeah, well, I get the feeling...Copy !req
150. he kind of needs that to be the case.Copy !req
151. Not coming, Noob Noob?Copy !req
152. Ohh! No, uh, I got stuff to do here.Copy !req
153. Security drones inbound.Copy !req
154. Star Mother, grant me your wrath.Copy !req
155. All aboard!Copy !req
156. - Gun turret.
- Are you all right?Copy !req
157. Yes. I only lost 400 ants.Copy !req
158. My queen is laying more.Copy !req
159. I am back to... one Million Ants.Copy !req
160. Someone wake up Sanchez.Copy !req
161. Ugh! Oh, Christ.Copy !req
162. - Rick. You're up.
- Barely.Copy !req
163. We're taking fire
from an automated turret.Copy !req
164. - Can you bring it offline?
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
165. - Uh, my God, that's better.
- Rick!Copy !req
166. Hey, I can't help if I can't see.Copy !req
167. I could've just used a ghost train.Copy !req
168. Really? You don't say.
You would've used a ghost train?Copy !req
169. Hey, everybody, the ghost train guyCopy !req
170. would have used a ghost train.Copy !req
171. - Man, fuck you.
- Is there coffee?Copy !req
172. Hey, Morty, can you be a pal?Copy !req
173. Grandpa left his coffee
maker on the ship,Copy !req
174. you know, the French press thing...Copy !req
175. Get it yourself.Copy !req
176. Little extra snippy this morning,
aren't you?Copy !req
177. Just focus on the mission, all right?Copy !req
178. Oh, oh, oh, I'm sorry.
Oh, you're right.Copy !req
179. Ohh, real serious.
Gotta take it real serious, huh?Copy !req
180. Son of a Steam Engine.
They're all dead.Copy !req
181. Why would Worldender
do this to his own men...Copy !req
182. - and several women?
- Well, he is the Worldender.Copy !req
183. The guy ends worlds.
Kind of his thing.Copy !req
184. Ohh, real scared.
Real fuckin' on alert,Copy !req
185. high alert over here.Copy !req
186. Watch out!Copy !req
187. What the fuck?Copy !req
188. It's Worldender!
What happened to him?Copy !req
189. I sense his life force is fading.Copy !req
190. Million Ants, ladies and gentlemen.Copy !req
191. The ant colony with the power
of two human eyes.Copy !req
192. All right. Short mission.
Good mission.Copy !req
193. Remember when Alan wanted
to use a ghost train?Copy !req
194. See you guys in Vindicators Four.
Morty?Copy !req
195. Rick, whoever did thisCopy !req
196. is an even bigger threat
than Worldender.Copy !req
197. We can't leave now.Copy !req
198. He's right.
This is far from over.Copy !req
199. Well, have fun with that,Copy !req
200. but Morty and I have to meet
a Lady Comet, a Monorail Man,Copy !req
201. Two Assholes, and a Full Alligator
in like an hour.Copy !req
202. Shit.Copy !req
203. I sense the presence of a greater evil.Copy !req
204. Check, check. One, two.Copy !req
205. Okay. Is it recording?
Good.Copy !req
206. Hello, Vindicators.Copy !req
207. Welcome to your reckoning, baby!Copy !req
208. Welp, it's official.Copy !req
209. I had too much to drink last night.Copy !req
210. If you guys are watching this,Copy !req
211. you're, you know, the Vindicators.Copy !req
212. - So, now that we know...
- Rick? What's going on, buddy?Copy !req
213. Obviously, I came here
last night during a blackout.Copy !req
214. "Obviously"?Copy !req
215. You came here and defeated
our archnemesisCopy !req
216. while so drunk, you don't
remember doing it?Copy !req
217. That's something "obvious" to you?Copy !req
218. Look, I'm a lit... little more
complex than you guys,Copy !req
219. and, no offense,
but I've always suspectedCopy !req
220. that a lot of what you do in a yearCopy !req
221. could be knocked out
in a couple of hours.Copy !req
222. So I thought why not
just do your job for youCopy !req
223. so we can have a little fun game.Copy !req
224. Rick, is... is this a "Saw" thing?Copy !req
225. Are you seriously
Sawing the Vindicators?Copy !req
226. Morty, I'm a drunk, not a hack.Copy !req
227. If you break the rules,
lose the game, or try to leave,Copy !req
228. you will die.Copy !req
229. Like in "Sawwww."Copy !req
230. Well, I-I-I think we've seen enough.Copy !req
231. I'll just figure out
how to unplug this.Copy !req
232. Okay, here we go.
Room number one.Copy !req
233. The Vindicators are known
throughout the galaxy,Copy !req
234. but do they know yourselves...
do you know yourselves?Copy !req
235. Match your... your shit, your...
your gimmicks,Copy !req
236. with your faces, and y-you get it.Copy !req
237. It's a matching thing.Copy !req
238. And do it in three minutes
or you'll all die.Copy !req
239. Screw this. I'm not playing his game.Copy !req
240. I'm gonna find us a way out of here.Copy !req
241. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hold on, Vance.Copy !req
242. He said you'd die
if you tried to leave.Copy !req
243. That means there's booby traps.Copy !req
244. Why are you acting like that's not you?Copy !req
245. What part of "blackout"
don't you understand?Copy !req
246. I thought you drank.Copy !req
247. Like cool drinking!
Like sexy drinking,Copy !req
248. not this psycho, trailer-park shit!Copy !req
249. Vance, stay calm.Copy !req
250. Oh, so you're the leader now,
because we gave you a jacket?Copy !req
251. You're the learning-disabled kid
we do photo ops with.Copy !req
252. - Okay, ouch, but...
- Okay, this...Copy !req
253. this is triggering me. I need space.Copy !req
254. I-I need space from this!Copy !req
255. Give me one reasonCopy !req
256. why I shouldn't crush your windpipe.Copy !req
257. Because my epidermis is laced
with a nanofiber defense mesh.Copy !req
258. And because, like I said,
I don't remember last night.Copy !req
259. I told you not to invite this
mummified motherfucker back.Copy !req
260. Alan, I'm not proud
of what's happening here,Copy !req
261. but if you keep coming at me,Copy !req
262. there's gonna be another
passenger on that ghost train.Copy !req
263. Guys! I figured it out.Copy !req
264. - Congrats!
- You did it!Copy !req
265. It was a bit. All of the descriptors
apply to all of you.Copy !req
266. Drunk Rick's pointCopy !req
267. is that none of you are
very special or different.Copy !req
268. That's always his point.Copy !req
269. Let's just get through this
as quickly as possible.Copy !req
270. Then we'll deal with the two of you.Copy !req
271. The two of us?
I hope you're proud of yourself.Copy !req
272. Uh, I kind of am.
I saved the goddamn universe.Copy !req
273. That's not the issue, Rick!Copy !req
274. Ahh, it would've been if I hadn't!Copy !req
275. The Vindicators say their jobCopy !req
276. is to fight evil wherever it hides,Copy !req
277. but they don't...
pick the location you'll...Copy !req
278. you'll never hear them even mention,Copy !req
279. because to fight darkness
is to fight yourself.Copy !req
280. Oh! I know this. Dorian 5!Copy !req
281. Crocubot, don't!Copy !req
282. There's no other possible answer.Copy !req
283. My mechanical and reptilian
logic are certain of it.Copy !req
284. Oh!Copy !req
285. Huh! I'm seeing more
croc than bot here.Copy !req
286. God damn it!Copy !req
287. - Uh, what happened on Dorian 5?
- Nothing!Copy !req
288. Nothing?
We exterminated a planet.Copy !req
289. W-Wait. Huh?Copy !req
290. Doomnomitron was hiding there!
He's a shapeshifter.Copy !req
291. Destroying Dorian 5
was the only way to kill him.Copy !req
292. Come on, guys, we're all thinking it.Copy !req
293. Don't...Copy !req
294. Don't make me say it.Copy !req
295. Oh, okay. This again.Copy !req
296. You know I could have made you a deviceCopy !req
297. to detect Doomnomitron
from orbit like that.Copy !req
298. I'm not the one that didn't
want you back. Alan was.Copy !req
299. If you lay those deaths
at my doorstep one more time...Copy !req
300. Do not threaten her.Copy !req
301. Congrats, you did it.Copy !req
302. What the hell is "Israel"?Copy !req
303. I-It's just something
Rick starts talking aboutCopy !req
304. when he's blackout drunk.Copy !req
305. W-What?
In w... In w-w-what way?Copy !req
306. Like, w-w-what's my point?Copy !req
307. In a way that has no point.Copy !req
308. You just babble about defense
budgets and the United NationsCopy !req
309. and then you pass out.Copy !req
310. So, to be clear, I sometimes referenceCopy !req
311. the geopolitical complexities of the topic,Copy !req
312. which is not the same as going
to an anti-Semitic place.Copy !req
313. I have no stake in this.Copy !req
314. I don't, either. I'm...
I'm just saying, if anything,Copy !req
315. the drunk version of me is probably
so supportive of IsraelCopy !req
316. he wants what's best for it and...Copy !req
317. Hey, man, I'm not touching this.
You do you.Copy !req
318. Aloha... means hello
and goodbye in Hawaii.Copy !req
319. But, uh, aloha means...Copy !req
320. has nothing to do with this room.Copy !req
321. I'm so fuckin' drunk.Copy !req
322. Ugh, okay. Here's the deal.Copy !req
323. I-I want to rest my eyes
for a little bit.Copy !req
324. I'm... I'm not going to sleep.Copy !req
325. I just... just need to rest my eyes,Copy !req
326. so let's make this one simple.Copy !req
327. Just... try to hit some three-pointers.Copy !req
328. Let's say... you have to hit...
five three-pointersCopy !req
329. in... five minutes... or...
I don't know...Copy !req
330. the whole place...
the whole planet will get blown upCopy !req
331. with a n-neutrino bomb.Copy !req
332. And try to make it
a-a lesson about yourselves,Copy !req
333. like... like how selfish you are...Copy !req
334. are or something.Copy !req
335. And also Hawaii.Copy !req
336. You guys hit the baskets.Copy !req
337. I'll disarm the drunkenly
improvised neutrino bomb.Copy !req
338. There's a 40% chance it's a dud,Copy !req
339. but y-you should still stay back.Copy !req
340. - Morty, how many of these...
- Too many, Rick! Too many!Copy !req
341. Man, I am really getting
high-roaded today.Copy !req
342. That's a three-pointer.Copy !req
343. - Nice shot.
- Thank you.Copy !req
344. You two make quite a team.Copy !req
345. We all do.Copy !req
346. Yeah, I guess.Copy !req
347. That's a three-pointer.Copy !req
348. But you guys have always had a...
an unspoken bond.Copy !req
349. I mean really unspoken.Copy !req
350. Like, let's-not-tell-my-husband
unspoken.Copy !req
351. We aren't married anymore, Alan.Copy !req
352. Sure, but were we marriedCopy !req
353. when you two were "stranded"
on Delphi Six for three days?Copy !req
354. Because I sensed something
was weird when you came back,Copy !req
355. but what do I know about sensitivity?Copy !req
356. I'm just a phantom train conductor.Copy !req
357. You're the pile of ordinary
bugs that fucked my wife!Copy !req
358. That's a three-pointer.Copy !req
359. Where the fuck is the lead wire?Copy !req
360. You always put it
in the weirdest place.Copy !req
361. Um, uh, over here maybe?Copy !req
362. Jesus Christ, what a shitty
neutrino bomb.Copy !req
363. It's a miracle I ever
actually destroy anything.Copy !req
364. Oh, I don't know.Copy !req
365. You managed to destroy
just about everything today.Copy !req
366. The villains, the heroes,Copy !req
367. the lines between them, my childhood.Copy !req
368. Thank you.
I appreciate it, Morty.Copy !req
369. I know you were sucking the Kool-AidCopy !req
370. out of the Vindicators' dicks,Copy !req
371. so the fact that I was right about themCopy !req
372. must be pretty hard to admit.Copy !req
373. Yeah, it is.
You know why, Rick?Copy !req
374. Because when you're an asshole,Copy !req
375. it doesn't matter how right you are.Copy !req
376. Nobody wants to give you
the satisfaction.Copy !req
377. I know. Everyone wants people
they like to be right.Copy !req
378. That's why popular
people are fucking dumb.Copy !req
379. And why your pretentious,
poorly written,Copy !req
380. high-budget friends back thereCopy !req
381. can eat a double-decker shit sandwich.Copy !req
382. Disarmed.Copy !req
383. Holy shit. You're jealous.Copy !req
384. Yes! Is that what you want to hear?Copy !req
385. Did it feel good?Copy !req
386. Did you like his six million wriggling legsCopy !req
387. more than my tragedy-stricken,Copy !req
388. half-ghost, half-tumescent penis?Copy !req
389. Guys, stop!Copy !req
390. You're just proving
my asshole grandpa right!Copy !req
391. You wish this was about sex!
We loved each other!Copy !req
392. - We had a child together!
- What?Copy !req
393. I conceived a child with Million Ants,Copy !req
394. and it died inside meCopy !req
395. because it was half a million ants
and half collapsing star!Copy !req
396. And yes. He was better than you.Copy !req
397. - Yeah?
- One million times better.Copy !req
398. All aboard, motherfucker!Copy !req
399. Stop!Copy !req
400. Oof! Didn't see that coming.Copy !req
401. Is that sarcasm?Copy !req
402. I don't want you slipping away
when this is over.Copy !req
403. All of these deaths are on your hands.Copy !req
404. Okay, come on, maybe a couple of them,Copy !req
405. but definitely not the Train Guy.Copy !req
406. - Oof!
- All of them.Copy !req
407. Okay.Copy !req
408. Congrats. You did it.Copy !req
409. All right, by now,
I've been pretty clearCopy !req
410. that I think the Vindicators
are full of shit.Copy !req
411. But... you do have one thing
that I'll never have.Copy !req
412. And that thing is the only part
of the VindicatorsCopy !req
413. with any value to me.Copy !req
414. If you know what it is,
place it on the platform.Copy !req
415. Guess wrong,
and the pla-planet will explode.Copy !req
416. And probably the solar system,Copy !req
417. 'cause I kind of fuckin'
eyeballed the neutrino bombsCopy !req
418. on this one.Copy !req
419. So what's the trick? Morty,
you're the Drunk Rick expert.Copy !req
420. I think... no matter what
we put on there, we die.Copy !req
421. He said it's the part
of the Vindicators he values.Copy !req
422. That means nothing.Copy !req
423. He wants our last moment aliveCopy !req
424. to be spent knowing
how few fucks he gave.Copy !req
425. Jesus! Okay, open to second opinions.Copy !req
426. It could... It could be Morty.Copy !req
427. - What?
- Hey, I don't know.Copy !req
428. I mean, look, when I get drunk,Copy !req
429. I get stupid and emotional,
and there's no logic to it.Copy !req
430. It's, like, it's possible I got so drunkCopy !req
431. I felt like I was losing Morty
to the Vindicators,Copy !req
432. and maybe this is my way
of saying, "Okay,Copy !req
433. you can have him, but only if you
know how important he is.Copy !req
434. Otherwise, I'll kill you."Copy !req
435. That is a... really specific guess.Copy !req
436. Look, I-I...
There's nothing in the room but us.Copy !req
437. I'm just using logic
to connect some dots.Copy !req
438. It's the best guess I've got.Copy !req
439. But you're betting our lives on it.Copy !req
440. I'll cover that bet.
I get it.Copy !req
441. Well, Morty, I think
you're doing that smirky faceCopy !req
442. because you're
misinterpreting the moment.Copy !req
443. I am not being coy about
some hidden love for you.Copy !req
444. I want to be really clear that if
anyone has a better guess,Copy !req
445. like, if I gave you
an amulet last night or...Copy !req
446. Phew.Copy !req
447. Oh, shit.Copy !req
448. Sorry. I'm... not good at goodbyes,Copy !req
449. and I'm drunk, so, you know, I just...Copy !req
450. It looks like I'm never
going to see you again.Copy !req
451. I can't really roll
with the hero types.Copy !req
452. And I don't... They...
They don't want me around.Copy !req
453. But I want you to know,
even if I didn't show it at the time,Copy !req
454. I really appreciated you
sticking by me.Copy !req
455. God damn it, why am I crying?
It makes no sense.Copy !req
456. Ugh, you're... you're probably confusedCopy !req
457. because we barely knew each other,Copy !req
458. but you really stuck your neck outCopy !req
459. when you gave me props
for my awesome jokesCopy !req
460. in the briefing room.Copy !req
461. Everybody else had their head
so far up their ass.Copy !req
462. Even my own grandson is like,Copy !req
463. "Oh, the Vindicators, they're so cool."Copy !req
464. I mean, he's a moron.
That's their demographic.Copy !req
465. But you're different, Noob Noob.Copy !req
466. Motherfucker.Copy !req
467. You're fucking cool.
And you're smart.Copy !req
468. And I bet we could've
hung out and shit.Copy !req
469. And I hope you get to be
a full-fledged Vindicator,Copy !req
470. and... and do... do me a favor.Copy !req
471. Don't... Don't let them know
I-I got emotional.Copy !req
472. But you can tell them one thing.Copy !req
473. Tell them I said...Copy !req
474. Oh, fuck. Okay. I just shit myself.
Okay, later.Copy !req
475. - W... Dude, Morty, what happened?
- Shut up.Copy !req
476. I sense this means we are not dying.Copy !req
477. Not all of us.Copy !req
478. Sweetheart.Copy !req
479. Just let Titty Bean do this, Snuzzles.Copy !req
480. It's for the greater good.Copy !req
481. - Greater good?
- Titty Bean?Copy !req
482. It's like you said, Morty.Copy !req
483. - There's no right or wrong.
- Never said that.Copy !req
484. It's the galaxy's faith in the VindicatorsCopy !req
485. that keeps the galaxy secure.Copy !req
486. Yeah, I feel safer already.Copy !req
487. No doubt. Who do we make
the check out to?Copy !req
488. I will say we are getting
some good licks inCopy !req
489. - while choking to death...
- Right?Copy !req
490. Titty Bean. Listen to me.Copy !req
491. When you came to me,Copy !req
492. I was merely a sentient colony of ants.Copy !req
493. It was your beliefs,
your pursuit of justiceCopy !req
494. that taught me to be a man.Copy !req
495. When did it get so complicated?Copy !req
496. Who knows?
But we can make it simple again.Copy !req
497. You were always the romantic.Copy !req
498. Which is why you can't leave, either.Copy !req
499. I'm sorry, my love.Copy !req
500. Damn! She double-crossed Snuzzles!Copy !req
501. Silence! I'm going to enjoy this.Copy !req
502. Let's give a huge thanks
to Rick SanchezCopy !req
503. for killing Worldender,
putting this awesome party together,Copy !req
504. and for booking one of the hottest
talents out there...Copy !req
505. - Logic!
- Aw, yeah.Copy !req
506. - Look at that.
- It's going down.Copy !req
507. Geez, I must have
planned a whole party.Copy !req
508. - It's Logic, y'all.
- Invited a bunch of people.Copy !req
509. Not bad, Drunk Rick, not bad.Copy !req
510. Are you ready?Copy !req
511. - Rick, Supernova's getting away.
- Eh, who cares?Copy !req
512. But... she was trying to kill us.Copy !req
513. Morty, 20 people try
to kill me every week.Copy !req
514. I end up getting high
with half of them.Copy !req
515. I mean, check it out.
Gearhead's here.Copy !req
516. Hmm. Well, that's gonna
shoot through me.Copy !req
517. Morty, you're wearing
a Vindicator jacket.Copy !req
518. Are you a little superhero now?Copy !req
519. Everyone in the universe is a hero, Mom.Copy !req
520. Which is why we don't need jackets.Copy !req
521. And I'm pretty sure
we don't need Vindicators.Copy !req
522. Don't mind if I do.Copy !req
523. Hey, everybody!
Look who's a Vindicator!Copy !req
524. Man, Grandpa Rick
must have gotten shitfaced.Copy !req
525. Shut up, Summer.Copy !req
526. Noob Noob!Copy !req
527. Noob Noob!Copy !req
528. Noob Noob!Copy !req
529. Yo, it's Logic once again, y'all.Copy !req
530. Don't forget the name.Copy !req
531. Make sure you get home safe.Copy !req
532. And, man, we gotta
all give it up for Rick,Copy !req
533. 'cause, I mean, what kind of motherfuckerCopy !req
534. just sets up a whole festival like thisCopy !req
535. when he's completely loaded, man?Copy !req
536. And all that stuff I said
about Vance, that's not real.Copy !req
537. Vance, fuck that guy.
That guy sucks dick.Copy !req
538. Whoo!Copy !req
539. Yeah!Copy !req
540. Yo.Copy !req
541. D-Did I get paid yet?
Whoo!Copy !req
542. I can't believe we're getting
Gear Cream with a Vindicator.Copy !req
543. So, you girls in Gear college or Gear...Copy !req
544. Alien terror attack!Copy !req
545. Okay. Sounds like a job for... me.Copy !req
546. I better go get into my alter ego.Copy !req
547. - So cool.
- I know.Copy !req
548. Wait, what alter ego?Copy !req
549. He was already wearing the jacket.Copy !req
550. Gotta know when to hold 'em and...Copy !req
551. Aaaaah!Copy !req