1. Don't let any of those
things get away, Morty.Copy !req
2. It their DNA gets
into Earth's food chain,Copy !req
3. our entire species
could be sterilized.Copy !req
4. Then why aren't we
killing them?Copy !req
5. Right, next time I need
a species sterilized,Copy !req
6. who's gonna do it for me,
you?Copy !req
7. Whoa! Rick!Copy !req
8. I-Is that
the Vindibeacon?Copy !req
9. We're being called to assemble
by the Vindicators!Copy !req
10. I refuse to answer a literal
call to adventure, Morty.Copy !req
11. - Let it go to voice mail.
- Rick,Copy !req
12. the Vindicators only call when
the universe itself is at stake.Copy !req
13. They're the first line
of defense against evil.Copy !req
14. They're the guardians
of the unguarded!Copy !req
15. They're the writers of their own
press releases, Morty.Copy !req
16. They're a bunch of drama queens
that spend an hour talkingCopy !req
17. and 20 minutes jumping around
while shit blows up.Copy !req
18. They're a phase.Copy !req
19. We did one, it was the big even
of that summer, let it die.Copy !req
20. I, Morty Smith,
invoke my rightCopy !req
21. to choose one in every 10
Rick and Morty adventures.Copy !req
22. God damn it!
Read 'em and weep.Copy !req
23. Fine. But don't say
I didn't warn you.Copy !req
24. Yes! Vindicator Command Ship...
Beacon received.Copy !req
25. We're doing
Vindicators Twoooooo!Copy !req
26. Whoops.Copy !req
27. Uh, Morty, you might want
to freeze some sperm.Copy !req
28. Vindicators.Copy !req
29. Worldender is back,Copy !req
30. and this time he's out
to end more than worlds.Copy !req
31. We have reason to believe
his stronghold is located on...Copy !req
32. - My balls.
- Rick!Copy !req
33. The Terraneous system.Copy !req
34. Once in range, Million Ants
will scan for pheromone activityCopy !req
35. which should lead us
to the location of the base.Copy !req
36. Oh, that's Million Ants.Copy !req
37. I can't see the ants
from over here,Copy !req
38. I just assumed that was, uh,
turd man,Copy !req
39. wiggly turd man.Copy !req
40. Rick, stop! Rick.Copy !req
41. You have something to add
to the briefing?Copy !req
42. Uh, yeah,
just a few more design notes...Copy !req
43. Um, this guy,
the, uh... the, uh...Copy !req
44. I am Crocubot.Copy !req
45. Right, Crocubot.Copy !req
46. So, you're half cold,
unfeeling reptile, half...Copy !req
47. also cold...Copy !req
48. equally unfeeling machine.
Yes.Copy !req
49. Wow. So, your origin
is what?Copy !req
50. Y-You fell
into a vat of redundancy?Copy !req
51. Got damn!Copy !req
52. Noob Noob,
we're having a briefing.Copy !req
53. If I can continue, Rick.Copy !req
54. I anticipate sophisticated
security measures.Copy !req
55. I trust
you can be of service there.Copy !req
56. Well, let me check my list
of powers and weaknesses.Copy !req
57. Ability to do anything...
But only whenever I want...Copy !req
58. Yeah, that sounds like
a job for me.Copy !req
59. I wish he had the ability
to check his attitude.Copy !req
60. Alan Rails,
ladies and gentlemen.Copy !req
61. After his parents tragic death
in a railroad accident,Copy !req
62. he gained the power
to summon ghost trains.Copy !req
63. It's not all bad though,Copy !req
64. they were spared having to see
their grown son wear a WHISTLE.Copy !req
65. Got damn!Copy !req
66. Thanks, Noob Noob.
This guy gets it.Copy !req
67. Vance Maximus,
Renegade Star Soldier...Copy !req
68. Sorry I'm late.
It was happy hour.Copy !req
69. Happy hour.Copy !req
70. Uh, I was also late
because of my drinkingCopy !req
71. and mentioned it
to zero applause.Copy !req
72. Rick Sanchez.
Tinkerer of Terror.Copy !req
73. Man, that's hard to say.Copy !req
74. And... Morty, right?Copy !req
75. - Whoa, yeah!
- I never forget a kid.Copy !req
76. What do you say, Vindicators,
let's make this three for three?Copy !req
77. - Haha! Aah!
- Yes!Copy !req
78. Did he say
"three for three"?Copy !req
79. Did he say he never
forgets a kid?Copy !req
80. You mean two for two,
right, Vance?Copy !req
81. Actually, we assembled
a second time last summerCopy !req
82. to fight Doomnomitron.Copy !req
83. So this is...
Vindicators Three?Copy !req
84. And you guys did
Vindicators Two... without us?Copy !req
85. I sense... insecurity.Copy !req
86. Are you sure there's not
just a picnic nearby?Copy !req
87. I guess he found his crowd.Copy !req
88. Pretty toothless stuff,
guys.Copy !req
89. I hope you're happy with
the adventure so far, Morty.Copy !req
90. These guys are even lamer
than last time.Copy !req
91. We weren't here last time,
remember?Copy !req
92. They did a whole Vindicators
without us.Copy !req
93. A bunch of them got killed,
too.Copy !req
94. They lost Lady Katana,
Calypso, Diablo Verde...Copy !req
95. Yikes. Yeah, things did feel
less diverse in there.Copy !req
96. This article says the reason
we weren't involved was...Copy !req
97. "personality conflicts."Copy !req
98. Don't worry, Morty,
they love you.Copy !req
99. Superheroes need
a wide-eyed unremarkableCopy !req
100. to tag along and react
to everythingCopy !req
101. like it's mind blowing.Copy !req
102. I... think the personality
conflict might have been...Copy !req
103. you?Copy !req
104. Jesus...Copy !req
105. How awesome is that?Copy !req
106. I mean, they wanted
to not need me so badCopy !req
107. they murdered three
innocent heroes of colorCopy !req
108. and they still
had to bring me back?Copy !req
109. Rick, since
it's my adventure and all,Copy !req
110. could you do me a favor?Copy !req
111. Uh, the adventure
is the favor, Morty.Copy !req
112. Me sleeping on these linens
is the favor.Copy !req
113. I mean, w-w-what... what are we
vindicating? Comfort?Copy !req
114. Rick,
this really bums me out.Copy !req
115. It-It's embarrassing to find out
these guys don't like us.Copy !req
116. Why? Morty
I defeat gagoosCopy !req
117. more powerful than these guys
every week.Copy !req
118. Yeah, but not heroes.Copy !req
119. Oh, please, they just call
themselves heroes so they can...Copy !req
120. I'm calling them that, Rick!
They're my heroes. Mine!Copy !req
121. Huh, no accounting
for taste.Copy !req
122. I'm gonna go get a drink.Copy !req
123. Good morning, Vindicators.Copy !req
124. Ship has arrived
at Terraneous system.Copy !req
125. All Vindicators report
to the... briefing room.Copy !req
126. The... The room
from the, uh... the...Copy !req
127. Uh, it's the d...
It's a different room than...Copy !req
128. Than conference room.Copy !req
129. I'm sorry, it's my first day
as a PA System.Copy !req
130. First-day jitters.Copy !req
131. Oh, God.Copy !req
132. Good morning. Looks like your
grandpa had a long night.Copy !req
133. Crocubot, why don't you
escort Mr. SanchezCopy !req
134. to a more comfortable spot
so that someone can...Copy !req
135. clean up his diarrhea.Copy !req
136. Oooh, I'm nervous
about my first mission!Copy !req
137. Actually, Noob Noob,
you have a new mission.Copy !req
138. Got... damn. Vindicators,
prepare for arrival.Copy !req
139. Morty, the Vindicators and
I had a chat this morning,Copy !req
140. and I'm afraid we need
to make a little change.Copy !req
141. Aah! I-I totally get it.
I-I'm so sorry.Copy !req
142. You should be.Copy !req
143. Running around
in a yellow T-shirtCopy !req
144. like you're not one of us.Copy !req
145. - Disgraceful.
- I-I... I'm not a superhero.Copy !req
146. Cop a squat, chief.Copy !req
147. Everyone in the universe
is a hero.Copy !req
148. All you have to do is know the
difference between good and bad,Copy !req
149. and root for good.Copy !req
150. Rick says good and bad
are artificial constructs.Copy !req
151. Yeah, well,
I get the feeling...Copy !req
152. He kind of needs that
to be the case.Copy !req
153. Not coming, Noob Noob?Copy !req
154. Ohh! No, uh,
I got stuff to do here.Copy !req
155. Security drones, inbound.Copy !req
156. Star Mother,
grant me your wrath.Copy !req
157. All aboard!Copy !req
158. - Gun turret.
- Are you all right?Copy !req
159. Yes. I only lost 400 ants.Copy !req
160. My queen is laying more.Copy !req
161. I am back to...
one Million Ants.Copy !req
162. Someone wake up Sanchez.Copy !req
163. Ugh! Oh, Christ.Copy !req
164. - Rick. You're up.
- Barely.Copy !req
165. We're taking fire
from an automated turret.Copy !req
166. - Can you bring it offline?
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
167. - Uh, my God, that's better.
- Rick!Copy !req
168. Hey, I can't help
if I can't see.Copy !req
169. I could've just used
a ghost train.Copy !req
170. Really? You don't say.
You would've used a ghost train?Copy !req
171. Hey, everybody,
the ghost train guyCopy !req
172. would have used
a ghost train.Copy !req
173. - Man, you.
- Is there coffee?Copy !req
174. Hey, Morty,
can you be a pal,Copy !req
175. Grandpa left his coffee maker
on the ship,Copy !req
176. you know,
the French press thing...Copy !req
177. Get it yourself.Copy !req
178. Little extra snippy
this morning, aren't you?Copy !req
179. Just focus on the mission,
all right?Copy !req
180. Oh-oh-oh, I'm sorry,
oh, you're right.Copy !req
181. Ohh, real serious.
Gotta take it real serious, huh?Copy !req
182. Son of a Steam Engine.
They're all dead.Copy !req
183. Why would Worldender do this
to his own men...Copy !req
184. - and several women?
- Well, he is the Worldender.Copy !req
185. The guy ends worlds.
Kind of his thing.Copy !req
186. - Ohh, real scared.
- Real on alert,Copy !req
187. high alert over here.Copy !req
188. Watch out!Copy !req
189. What the?Copy !req
190. It's Worldender!
What happened to him?Copy !req
191. I sense his life force
is fading.Copy !req
192. Million Ants,
ladies and gentlemen.Copy !req
193. The ant colony with the power
of two human eyes.Copy !req
194. All right. Short mission.
Good mission.Copy !req
195. Remember when Alan
wanted to use a ghost train?Copy !req
196. See you guys in Vindicators Four.
Morty? Rick, whoever did thisCopy !req
197. is an even bigger threat
than Worldender.Copy !req
198. We can't leave now.Copy !req
199. He's right.
This is far from over.Copy !req
200. Well, have fun with that,Copy !req
201. but Morty and I have to meet
a Lady Comet, a Monorail Man,Copy !req
202. Two Assholes, and a
Full Alligator in like an hour.Copy !req
203. Shit.Copy !req
204. I sense the presenceCopy !req
205. of a greater evil.Copy !req
206. Check, check. One, two.Copy !req
207. Okay. Is it recording?
Good.Copy !req
208. Hello, Vindicators.Copy !req
209. Welcome to your reckoning,
baby!Copy !req
210. Well. It's Official.Copy !req
211. I had too much to drink
last night.Copy !req
212. You're, you know,
the Vindicators.Copy !req
213. - So, now that we know...
- Rick? What's going on, buddy?Copy !req
214. Obviously, I came here
last night during a blackout.Copy !req
215. "Obviously?"Copy !req
216. You came here and defeated
our arch nemesis...Copy !req
217. while so drunk
you don't remember doing it?Copy !req
218. That's something "obvious"
to you?Copy !req
219. Look, I'm a lit... little
more complex than you guys,Copy !req
220. and, no offense,
but I've always suspectedCopy !req
221. that a lot of what you do
in a yearCopy !req
222. could be knocked out
in a couple of hours.Copy !req
223. So I thought, why not
just do your job for you,Copy !req
224. so we can have
a little fun game.Copy !req
225. Rick, is...
is this a "Saw" thing?Copy !req
226. Are you seriously
Sawing the Vindicators?Copy !req
227. Morty, I'm a drunk,
not a hack.Copy !req
228. If you break the rules,
lose the game or try to leave,Copy !req
229. you will die.Copy !req
230. Like in "Sawwww."Copy !req
231. Well,
I-I-I think we've seen enough,Copy !req
232. I'll just figure out
how to unplug this.Copy !req
233. Okay, here we go.
Room number one.Copy !req
234. The Vindicators are known
throughout the galaxy,Copy !req
235. but do they know yourselves,
do you know yourselves?Copy !req
236. Match your... your shit,
your... your gimmicks,Copy !req
237. with your faces, and y-you get
it, it's a matching thing.Copy !req
238. And do it in three minutes
or you'll all die.Copy !req
239. Screw this.
I'm not playing his game.Copy !req
240. I'm gonna find us
a way out of here.Copy !req
241. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hold on, Vance.Copy !req
242. He said you'd die
if you tried to leave.Copy !req
243. That means
there's booby traps.Copy !req
244. Why are you acting
like that's not you?Copy !req
245. What part of "blackout"
don't you understand?Copy !req
246. I thought you drank.Copy !req
247. Like cool drinking!
Like sexy drinking,Copy !req
248. not this psycho,
trailer-park shit!Copy !req
249. Vance, stay calm...Copy !req
250. Oh, so you're the leader now,
because we gave you a jacket?Copy !req
251. You're the learning-disabled kid
we do photo ops with.Copy !req
252. Okay, ouch, but...
Okay, this...Copy !req
253. This is triggering me.
I need space.Copy !req
254. I-I need space from this!Copy !req
255. Give me one reasonCopy !req
256. why I shouldn't crush
your windpipe.Copy !req
257. Because my epidermis is laced
with a nanofiber defense mesh...Copy !req
258. And because, like I said,
I don't remember last night.Copy !req
259. I told you not to invite this
mummified mother back.Copy !req
260. Alan, I'm not proud
of what's happening here,Copy !req
261. but if you
keep coming at me,Copy !req
262. there's gonna be another
passenger on that ghost train.Copy !req
263. Guys! I figured it out.Copy !req
264. - Congrats!
- You did it it!Copy !req
265. It was a bit. All of the
descriptors apply to all of you.Copy !req
266. Drunk Rick's pointCopy !req
267. is that none of you
are very special or different.Copy !req
268. That's always his point.Copy !req
269. Let's just get through this
as quickly as possible.Copy !req
270. Then we'll deal
with the two of you.Copy !req
271. The two of us?
I hope you're proud of yourself.Copy !req
272. Uh, I kind of am. I saved
the God damn universe.Copy !req
273. That's not the issue,
Rick!Copy !req
274. Ahh, it would've been
if I hadn't!Copy !req
275. The Vindicators say their jobCopy !req
276. is to fight evil
wherever it hides,Copy !req
277. but they don't...
Pick the location you'll...Copy !req
278. You'll never hear them
even mention,Copy !req
279. because to fight darkness
is to fight yourself.Copy !req
280. Oh! I know this.
Dorian 5!Copy !req
281. Crocubot, don't!Copy !req
282. There's no other
possible answer.Copy !req
283. My mechanical and reptilian
logic are certain of it.Copy !req
284. Oh!Copy !req
285. Huh! I'm seeing more croc
than bot here.Copy !req
286. God damn it!Copy !req
287. - Uh, what happened on Dorian 5?
- Nothing!Copy !req
288. Nothing? We exterminated
a planet.Copy !req
289. W-Wait. Huh?Copy !req
290. Doomnomitron was hiding there!
He's a shapeshifter.Copy !req
291. Destroying Dorian 5
was the only way to kill him.Copy !req
292. Come on, guys,
we're all thinking it.Copy !req
293. Don't...Copy !req
294. Don't make me say it.Copy !req
295. Oh, okay.
This again.Copy !req
296. You know,
I could have made you a deviceCopy !req
297. to detect Doomnomitron from
orbit like that.Copy !req
298. I'm not the one that
didn't want you back. Alan was.Copy !req
299. If you lay those deaths
at my doorstep one more time...Copy !req
300. Do not threaten her.Copy !req
301. Congrats, you did it.Copy !req
302. What the hell
is "Israel"?Copy !req
303. It-It's just something
Rick starts talking aboutCopy !req
304. when he's blackout drunk.Copy !req
305. W-What?
In w... In w-w-what?Copy !req
306. Like,
w-w-what's my point?Copy !req
307. In a way
that has no point,Copy !req
308. you just babble about defense
budgets and the United NationsCopy !req
309. and then you pass out.Copy !req
310. So, to be clear,
I sometimes referenceCopy !req
311. the geopolitical complexities
of the topic...Copy !req
312. Which is not the same as going
to an anti-Semitic place.Copy !req
313. I have not stake
in this...Copy !req
314. I don't either, I'm...
I'm just saying, if anything,Copy !req
315. the drunk version of me is
probably so supportive of IsraelCopy !req
316. he wants what's best for it
and...Copy !req
317. - Hey, man, I'm not touching this.
- You do you.Copy !req
318. Aloha... means hello
and goodbye in Hawaii.Copy !req
319. But, uh, aloha means...Copy !req
320. Has nothing to do
with this room.Copy !req
321. I'm so drunk.Copy !req
322. Ugh, okay.
Here's the deal.Copy !req
323. I-I want to rest my eyes
for a little bit,Copy !req
324. I'm...
I'm not going to sleep,Copy !req
325. I just... just need
to rest my eyes,Copy !req
326. so let's make this one
simple...Copy !req
327. Just... try to hit
some three pointers.Copy !req
328. Let's say... you have to
hit... five three pointersCopy !req
329. in... five minutes... or...
I don't know,Copy !req
330. the whole place... the
whole planet will get blown upCopy !req
331. with a n-neutrino bomb.Copy !req
332. And try to make it a-a lesson
about... yourselves,Copy !req
333. like... like
how selfish you are...Copy !req
334. Are or something.Copy !req
335. And also Hawaii.Copy !req
336. You guys hit the baskets,Copy !req
337. I'll disarm the
drunkenly-improvised neutrino bomb.Copy !req
338. There's a 40 percent chance
it's a dud,Copy !req
339. but... y-you should still
stay back.Copy !req
340. Morty, how many of these...Copy !req
341. Too many, Rick! Too many!Copy !req
342. Man, I am really getting
high-roaded today.Copy !req
343. That's a three pointer.Copy !req
344. - Nice shot.
- Thank you.Copy !req
345. You two
make quite a team.Copy !req
346. Aah! We all do.Copy !req
347. Yeah, I guess...Copy !req
348. That's a three pointer.Copy !req
349. But you guys have always had
a... an unspoken bond.Copy !req
350. I mean, really unspoken.Copy !req
351. Like, let's-not-tell-my-husband
unspoken.Copy !req
352. We aren't married anymore,
Alan.Copy !req
353. Sure, but were we marriedCopy !req
354. when you two were "stranded"
on Delphi Six for three days?Copy !req
355. Because I sensed something
was weird when you came back...Copy !req
356. But what do I know
about sensitivity?Copy !req
357. I'm just
a phantom train conductor.Copy !req
358. You're the pile of ordinary bugs
that my wife!Copy !req
359. That's a three pointer.Copy !req
360. Where the
is the lead wire?Copy !req
361. You always put it
in the weirdest place.Copy !req
362. Um, uh,
over here maybe?Copy !req
363. Jesus Christ,
what a shitty neutrino bomb.Copy !req
364. It's a miracle I ever
actually destroy anything.Copy !req
365. Oh, I don't know, you managed
to destroy just about everything today.Copy !req
366. The villains, the heroes,Copy !req
367. the lines between them,
my childhood...Copy !req
368. Thank yeewwwwww.
I appreciate it, Morty,Copy !req
369. I know you were sucking
the Kool-AidCopy !req
370. out of
the Vindicators'Copy !req
371. So the fact that I was right
about themCopy !req
372. must be pretty hard
to admit.Copy !req
373. Yeah, it is.
You know why, Rick?Copy !req
374. Because
when you're an asshole,Copy !req
375. it doesn't matter
how right you are,Copy !req
376. nobody wants to give you
the satisfaction.Copy !req
377. I know. Everyone wants people
they like to be right.Copy !req
378. That's why popular people
are dumb.Copy !req
379. And why your pretentious,
poorly-written,Copy !req
380. high-budget friends
back thereCopy !req
381. can eat a double-decker
shit sandwich.Copy !req
382. Disarmed.Copy !req
383. Holy shit.
You're jealous.Copy !req
384. Yes! Is that
what you want to hear?Copy !req
385. Did it feel good?Copy !req
386. Did you like his six million
wriggling legsCopy !req
387. more than
my tragedy-stricken,Copy !req
388. - half-ghost, half-tumescent penis?
- Guys, stop!Copy !req
389. You're just proving
my asshole grandpa right!Copy !req
390. You wish this was about sex!
We loved each other!Copy !req
391. - We had a child together!
- What?Copy !req
392. I conceived a child with Million
Ants and it died inside meCopy !req
393. because it was half a million
ants and half collapsing star!Copy !req
394. And yes.
He was better than you.Copy !req
395. Yeah?Copy !req
396. One... million...
times... better.Copy !req
397. All aboard, motherCopy !req
398. Stop!Copy !req
399. Oof!
Didn't see that coming.Copy !req
400. Is that sarcasm?Copy !req
401. I don't want you slipping away
when this is over.Copy !req
402. All of these deaths
are on your hands.Copy !req
403. Okay, come on,
maybe a couple of them,Copy !req
404. but definitely
not the Train Guy.Copy !req
405. Oof! All of them.Copy !req
406. Oookay.Copy !req
407. Congrats. You did it.Copy !req
408. All right, by now,
I've been pretty clearCopy !req
409. that I think the Vindicators
are full of shit.Copy !req
410. But... you do have one thing
that I'll never have.Copy !req
411. And that thing is the only part
of the VindicatorsCopy !req
412. with any value to me.Copy !req
413. If you know what it is,
place it on the platform.Copy !req
414. Guess wrong
and pla-planet will explode.Copy !req
415. And probably the solar system,Copy !req
416. 'cause I kind of
eyeballed the neutrino bombsCopy !req
417. on this one.Copy !req
418. So what's the trick? Morty,
you're the Drunk Rick expert.Copy !req
419. I think... no matter
what we put on there, we die.Copy !req
420. He said it's the part
of the Vindicators he values.Copy !req
421. That means nothing.Copy !req
422. He wants
our last moment aliveCopy !req
423. to be spent knowing
how few he gave.Copy !req
424. Jesus! Okay,
open to second opinions.Copy !req
425. It could...
It could be Morty.Copy !req
426. What?
Hey, I don't know.Copy !req
427. I mean, look,
when I get drunk,Copy !req
428. I get stupid and emotional
and there's no logic to it.Copy !req
429. It's, like,
it's possible I got so drunkCopy !req
430. I felt like I was losing Morty
to the Vindicators,Copy !req
431. and maybe this is
my way of saying, "Okay",Copy !req
432. you can have him but only if
you know how important he is,Copy !req
433. "otherwise I'll kill you."Copy !req
434. That is a...
really specific guess.Copy !req
435. Look, I-I... there's
nothing in the room but us.Copy !req
436. I'm just using logic
to connect some dots,Copy !req
437. it's the best guess
I've got.Copy !req
438. But you're betting our lives
on it.Copy !req
439. I'll cover that bet.
I get it.Copy !req
440. Well, Morty, I think
you're doing that smirky faceCopy !req
441. because you're misinterpreting
the moment.Copy !req
442. I am not being coy
about some hidden love for you.Copy !req
443. I want to be really clear that
if anyone has a better guess,Copy !req
444. like, if I gave you
an amulet last night, or...Copy !req
445. Phew.Copy !req
446. Oh, shit.Copy !req
447. Sorry. I'm... not good
at goodbyes,Copy !req
448. and... I'm drunk,
so, you know, I just...Copy !req
449. it looks like I'm never
going to see you again.Copy !req
450. I can't really roll
with the hero types.Copy !req
451. And I don't... they...
They don't want me around.Copy !req
452. But... I want you to know, even if
I didn't show it at the time,Copy !req
453. I really appreciated
you sticking by me.Copy !req
454. God damn it, why am I crying?
It makes no sense.Copy !req
455. Ugh, you're...
You're probably confusedCopy !req
456. because we barely
knew each other,Copy !req
457. but... you really
stuck your neck outCopy !req
458. when you gave me props
for my awesome jokesCopy !req
459. in the briefing room.Copy !req
460. Everybody else had their head
so far up their ass.Copy !req
461. Even my own grandson is like,Copy !req
462. "Oh, the Vindicators,
they're so cool."Copy !req
463. I mean, he's a moron,
that's their demographic.Copy !req
464. But you're different,
Noob Noob.Copy !req
465. MotherCopy !req
466. You're cool.
And you're smart.Copy !req
467. And I bet
we coulda hung out and shit.Copy !req
468. And I hope you get to be
a full-fledged VindicatorCopy !req
469. and... and do...
Do me a favor,Copy !req
470. don't... don't let them know
I-I got emotional.Copy !req
471. But you can tell them
one thing.Copy !req
472. Tell them I said...Copy !req
473. Oh Okay. I just
shit myself. Okay, later.Copy !req
474. W... Dude, Morty, what
happened... Shut up.Copy !req
475. I sense this means
we are not dying.Copy !req
476. Not all of us.Copy !req
477. Sweetheart.Copy !req
478. Just let Titty Bean do this,
Snuzzles.Copy !req
479. It's for the greater good.Copy !req
480. - Greater good?
- Titty Bean?Copy !req
481. It's like you said, Morty.Copy !req
482. - There's no right or wrong...
- Never said that.Copy !req
483. It's the galaxy's faith
in the VindicatorsCopy !req
484. that keeps
the galaxy secure.Copy !req
485. Yeah,
I feel safer already.Copy !req
486. No doubt, who do we make
the check out to?Copy !req
487. I will say we are getting
some good licks inCopy !req
488. - while choking to death...
- Right?Copy !req
489. Titty Bean.
Listen to me.Copy !req
490. When you came to me,Copy !req
491. I was merely
a sentient colony of ants.Copy !req
492. It was your beliefs,
your pursuit of justice...Copy !req
493. that taught me
to be a man.Copy !req
494. When did it get
so complicated?Copy !req
495. Who knows.
But we can make it simple again.Copy !req
496. You were always
the romantic.Copy !req
497. Which is why you can't leave,
either.Copy !req
498. I'm sorry, my love.Copy !req
499. Damn! She double-crossed
Snuzzles!Copy !req
500. Silence!
I'm going to enjoy this...Copy !req
501. Let's
give a huge thanks to Rick SanchezCopy !req
502. for killing Worldender, putting
this awesome party together,Copy !req
503. and for booking one of
the hottest talents out there...Copy !req
504. - Logic!
- Logic: Awe, yeah.Copy !req
505. Look at that.
It's going down.Copy !req
506. Geez, I must have planned
a whole party.Copy !req
507. - It's Logic, y'all.
- Invited a bunch of people.Copy !req
508. - Not bad, Drunk Rick, not bad.
- Shout out to my boy, Rick.Copy !req
509. Are you ready?Copy !req
510. - Rick, Supernova's getting away.
- Eh, who cares?Copy !req
511. But... she was trying
to kill us.Copy !req
512. Morty, 20 people
try to kill me every week.Copy !req
513. I end up getting high
with half of them.Copy !req
514. I mean, check it out,
Gearhead's here.Copy !req
515. Hmm. Well, that's gonna shoot
through me.Copy !req
516. Morty, you're wearing
a Vindicator jacket.Copy !req
517. Are you a little superhero
now?Copy !req
518. Everyone in the universe
is a hero, Mom.Copy !req
519. Which is why
we don't need jackets.Copy !req
520. And I'm pretty sure
we don't need Vindicators.Copy !req
521. Don't mind if I do.Copy !req
522. Hey, everybody!
Look who's a Vindicator!Copy !req
523. Man, Grandpa Rick must have gotten
shitfaced.Copy !req
524. Shut up, Summer.Copy !req
525. Yo, it's Logic once again,
y'all.Copy !req
526. Don't forget the name.Copy !req
527. Make sure you get home safe.Copy !req
528. And, man, we gotta all
give it up for Rick,Copy !req
529. 'cause, I mean,
what kind of motherCopy !req
530. Just sets up
a whole festival like thisCopy !req
531. when he's completely loaded,
man?Copy !req
532. And all that stuff I said about
Vance, that's not real.Copy !req
533. Vance that guy,
that guy sucksCopy !req
534. Whoo!Copy !req
535. Yeah!Copy !req
536. Yo...Copy !req
537. D-Did I get paid yet?
Whoo!Copy !req
538. I can't believe we're getting
Gear Cream with a Vindicator.Copy !req
539. So, you girls in Gear college
or Gear...Copy !req
540. Alien terror attack!Copy !req
541. Okay. Sounds like
a job for... me.Copy !req
542. I better go
get into my alter ego.Copy !req
543. - So cool.
- I know.Copy !req
544. Wait, what alter ego?Copy !req
545. He was already wearing
the jacket.Copy !req
546. Gotta know when to hold 'em
and...Copy !req
547. Aaaaah!Copy !req
548. Did you get any of that?Copy !req