1. Ohh!Copy !req
2. Summer, next time we're hiding
in a Colorkian echo nest,Copy !req
3. can you do me a favor
and turn your ringer off?Copy !req
4. It's called "carpe diem," Morty.Copy !req
5. - Look it up.
- You look it up!Copy !req
6. Y-Y-You don't even...
You don't even know what it means!Copy !req
7. That's because losers look stuff upCopy !req
8. while the rest of us
are carpin' all them diems.Copy !req
9. Listen to your sister, Morty.Copy !req
10. To live is to risk it all.Copy !req
11. Otherwise, you're just an inert chunkCopy !req
12. of randomly assembled moleculesCopy !req
13. drifting wherever the universe blows you.Copy !req
14. Oh, I'm sorry.
Jerry, I didn't see you there.Copy !req
15. H-How much of that did you hear?Copy !req
16. All of it.
You were looking right at me.Copy !req
17. I just wanted to say
goodbye to the kids.Copy !req
18. Cool. Just stay in the driveway.Copy !req
19. The killbots are live,
and I took you off the white list.Copy !req
20. W-We'll see you every other
weekend, though, right?Copy !req
21. Absolutely, Morty.Copy !req
22. A-And your Mom's lawyer saysCopy !req
23. if I can get enough in the settlement,Copy !req
24. he can help me sue for full custody.Copy !req
25. Th-That'll be nice.Copy !req
26. - Uh, Summer, Dad's leaving.
- Bye, Dad.Copy !req
27. Rick, didn't you say you needed my helpCopy !req
28. on an adventure immediately
somewhere else...Copy !req
29. I don't care...
even if it might kill us?Copy !req
30. I did not, but if you're
really that alienated,Copy !req
31. I'm as willing to exploit it
as the next guy, church, army,Copy !req
32. or Olympic gymnastics trainer.Copy !req
33. I'm ready when you are.Copy !req
34. Bitch, I was ready yest...Copy !req
35. Bye, sweetie.Copy !req
36. Well, I-I better...Copy !req
37. Sure. Sounds important.Copy !req
38. If you're looking for our kids,Copy !req
39. your father did a-a portal, uh...Copy !req
40. Okay.Copy !req
41. Loser.Copy !req
42. What?Copy !req
43. Hello?Copy !req
44. Morty, shoot the Mohawk guy!Copy !req
45. - They all have Mohawks!
- High fade,Copy !req
46. chartreuse with cyan highlights,
layered on top.Copy !req
47. Shoot him!Copy !req
48. Ah!Copy !req
49. Light them up.Copy !req
50. Ahh!Copy !req
51. Fuck! Get in the game, Morty!Copy !req
52. Give me your flask!Copy !req
53. Holy shit!
Summer for the win!Copy !req
54. I fucking loveCopy !req
55. post-apocalyptic versions of Earth!Copy !req
56. Here we go!Copy !req
57. Isotope 322.Copy !req
58. This stuff's so powerful, Morty,Copy !req
59. it makes Isotope 465
look like Isotope 317.Copy !req
60. Uh-huh, yeah. Is it powerful enoughCopy !req
61. to keep those guys from murdering us?Copy !req
62. - Summer!
- Hold on.Copy !req
63. I want to try something.Copy !req
64. Rick, can we not leave
without my sister?Copy !req
65. Ugh. You have infinite sisters, Morty.Copy !req
66. I mean, n-not that I want
to spend the rest of my dayCopy !req
67. looking for another one.Copy !req
68. "Sum-sum," let's go!Copy !req
69. Grandpa's concern
for your safety is fleeting!Copy !req
70. Your blood will be my lotion.Copy !req
71. Whoa. That was cool.Copy !req
72. Kill me, please.Copy !req
73. Okay, but not because you told me to.Copy !req
74. - Summer!
- Okay. Getting darker.Copy !req
75. Jesus Christ. Summer!Copy !req
76. Aw, come on.Copy !req
77. Hands and little shoulder-mounted dudesCopy !req
78. where I can see them.Copy !req
79. I am Hemorrhage.Copy !req
80. You have removed weak blood
from us and made us stronger.Copy !req
81. We can combine our strength
and feast on the weak together.Copy !req
82. Wh-Wh-What in the hell are you saying?Copy !req
83. They don't have to keep trying
to kill us if we join them.Copy !req
84. - They're basically pussies.
- What is your deal lately?Copy !req
85. All right, let's get sloppy.Copy !req
86. Oh, whoa.Copy !req
87. Uh, uh, what's, uh...Copy !req
88. What's that little bauble
you got back there?Copy !req
89. Th-Th-That's interesting.Copy !req
90. That is our glowing rock.Copy !req
91. We carry it with us for desecration,Copy !req
92. to remind us there are no gods.Copy !req
93. Kids, weird pitch.
Let's have this be our new life.Copy !req
94. Let's be post-apocalyptic scavengers!Copy !req
95. - Okay.
- What?Copy !req
96. Grandpa, some of the Death StalkersCopy !req
97. are going to what used to be SeattleCopy !req
98. to hunt what used to be people.Copy !req
99. - I'm going.
- Sounds good. Stay hydrated.Copy !req
100. Listen, Rick, Summer's been
acting pretty crazy lately.Copy !req
101. You know, I mean, I-I think
the divorce is affecting her.Copy !req
102. And, you know, I don't think this isCopy !req
103. a great place for her to be right now.Copy !req
104. Oh, get off your high horse,
Professor Ski Lodge.Copy !req
105. This world may be rough
around the edges,Copy !req
106. but it's got its charms.Copy !req
107. Bicep or quadricep?Copy !req
108. Uh, bicep.Copy !req
109. Seriously, Rick?Copy !req
110. Is it really easier to eat human fleshCopy !req
111. than to just tell me
why we're still here?Copy !req
112. No. Okay, I'll level with you.Copy !req
113. You see that green rock, Morty?Copy !req
114. It's about 20 pounds of the stuffCopy !req
115. I was getting all hard for a flake of.Copy !req
116. Isotope 322.Copy !req
117. Well, having a 20-pound boulder of itCopy !req
118. is better than having a flake.Copy !req
119. I can explain the math
to you later, but...Copy !req
120. Summer just ran off with strangersCopy !req
121. that have "Death" in their name,Copy !req
122. and the rest of their
name was "Stalkers."Copy !req
123. Huh, could be therapeutic for her.Copy !req
124. She has been acting
pretty crazy lately, Morty.Copy !req
125. I mean, her parents are going
through a divorce...Copy !req
126. God damn it, Rick,
that's what I... Fine.Copy !req
127. Just grab the stupid
thing while I grab her,Copy !req
128. and let's get the "F" out of "H."Copy !req
129. No, no, no. Morty, there's
too much heat on the bogey.Copy !req
130. I need you to distract the camp.Copy !req
131. "Distract"?
They eat each other.Copy !req
132. What... What do you want me
to do to get their attention,Copy !req
133. put on a puppet show?Copy !req
134. Right idea, wrong genre, Morty.Copy !req
135. The equivalent here would be...Copy !req
136. Hey, you guys ever use
that Thunderdome,Copy !req
137. or do you just put it up
for decoration?Copy !req
138. Uh, you mean the Blood Dome?Copy !req
139. Save it for the Semantics Dome,
E.B. White.Copy !req
140. Ohh, burn!Copy !req
141. The important question is,Copy !req
142. who wants to take a poke
at my man Spine Eater here?Copy !req
143. I guess I'll see your
asses in that dome!Copy !req
144. Rick, what the hell, man?Copy !req
145. Wh-What are you, out of your mind?Copy !req
146. Morty, relax.
You're gonna be a ringer.Copy !req
147. Come here.Copy !req
148. This device extracts
and redistributes muscle memory.Copy !req
149. I'm giving your body a 10-year
course in wasteland combatCopy !req
150. - one limb at a time.
- Ow!Copy !req
151. I'm working with a mixed bag here,Copy !req
152. so you may not have perfect
coordination, Morty... Ugh!Copy !req
153. - Hey!
- I-I didn't do that!Copy !req
154. Okay, this is exciting.Copy !req
155. We're making some discoveries
about muscle memory.Copy !req
156. Ooh! Help! Help!Copy !req
157. Oh, sweet, man!Copy !req
158. And so it begins, my pretties!Copy !req
159. Oh, God! Stop! Stop!
This is horrible!Copy !req
160. Just stick and move, Morty!Copy !req
161. Wear him out!Copy !req
162. How come you guys dress likeCopy !req
163. you're in a theme-park stunt show,Copy !req
164. but these guys wear khakis
and hockey jerseys?Copy !req
165. After the boom-boom,
some adapted to the new truth,Copy !req
166. and some chose to huddle
near the boomy holes,Copy !req
167. clinging to the lie
of the before-fore times.Copy !req
168. The raidy-rays rotted them away,
leaving only their loveCopy !req
169. for the vert-vert-isements
on billyboards.Copy !req
170. Jesus Christ.Copy !req
171. Did the boomy-booms blow up
all your wordy-word books?Copy !req
172. You mean dictionaries?Copy !req
173. I think I was a child
before the boom-booms.Copy !req
174. I think I looked like this.Copy !req
175. Want to piss on him?Copy !req
176. Get out of my head.Copy !req
177. Ha ha! Whoo!Copy !req
178. Unbelievable!Copy !req
179. A new champ!Copy !req
180. Okay, no more!Copy !req
181. And he wants more!Copy !req
182. No, I don't!Copy !req
183. Someone make this stop!Copy !req
184. Mister, please get out of here,
or you're gonna die!Copy !req
185. I have nothing to do with this!Copy !req
186. Morty.Copy !req
187. Why would you want this to happen?Copy !req
188. All you had to do was go away!Copy !req
189. Stop standing in the driveway
talking about custody!Copy !req
190. And either tell her you
want to stay marriedCopy !req
191. or get on with your life,
but whatever you do,Copy !req
192. stop being a baby and act like a man!Copy !req
193. Thank you.Copy !req
194. Morty, that was amazing!Copy !req
195. This is my brother!Copy !req
196. Not that family means anything!Copy !req
197. This family does.Copy !req
198. All right.
Good job, champ.Copy !req
199. Um, can I talk to you kids
for a second over yonder?Copy !req
200. Rick, I-I-I think I'm breaking
through to something here.Copy !req
201. C-Can we not leave just yet?Copy !req
202. - Leave?
- I'm not leaving.Copy !req
203. There is no "leave."Copy !req
204. We are united, or we are enemies.Copy !req
205. Oh, big guy, no.
Nobody's leaving.Copy !req
206. Don't be stupid.Copy !req
207. We love being united.Copy !req
208. We love the radiation, the trichinosis.Copy !req
209. We're in it for life,Copy !req
210. which I assume is around
20 years, average.Copy !req
211. I just need a quick aside
with my grandkids,Copy !req
212. about 40 yards from anyone else.Copy !req
213. Hey, the Green Rock is gone!Copy !req
214. - Oh, no!
- Uh, I know.Copy !req
215. Why don't we all split up and
look for it in groups of three?Copy !req
216. Kids?Copy !req
217. Ohh.Copy !req
218. We'll be right back.Copy !req
219. Grandpa, you're being stupid!Copy !req
220. Just surrender, and our friends
will give you mercy!Copy !req
221. Kiss my ass, Summer!Copy !req
222. Your friends have no mercy!
They're lame!Copy !req
223. Death Stalkers,
bring me his flesh leather!Copy !req
224. Sorry, but can we not kill him?Copy !req
225. C-Can we just take him prisoner?Copy !req
226. When did I lose control here?Copy !req
227. Listen to me... Both of you kidsCopy !req
228. need to get out of this environmentCopy !req
229. so we can properly deal
with your parents' divorce!Copy !req
230. Alternatively, I have
a freaking portal gun,Copy !req
231. and I can leave the two
of you here forever!Copy !req
232. Why does it have to be
such a dramatic choice?Copy !req
233. Can't we arrange a thing
where we spend weekends hereCopy !req
234. or... or visit home to do laundry?Copy !req
235. All right, you know what?
Fuck it!Copy !req
236. My body is chrome!Copy !req
237. My blood is gasoline!Copy !req
238. Nope. Regular blood.Copy !req
239. - Dad?
- Hi, sweetie.Copy !req
240. - Where are the kids?
- Oh, Th-they aren't with you?Copy !req
241. I thought they were with you.Copy !req
242. Oh, y-you know what?
Uh, I just remembered.Copy !req
243. They're out doing somethingCopy !req
244. completely ordinary and kid-related.Copy !req
245. - Don't panic.
- Not panicked at all. Just...Copy !req
246. Oh, God, what's the divorce
doing to the kids?Copy !req
247. What's it doing to me?
Did I make a mistake?Copy !req
248. Not a mistake, no!Copy !req
249. I mean, not that I have
a horse in this race,Copy !req
250. but this divorce decision,
listen... mwah!Copy !req
251. good for you, good for the kids.Copy !req
252. I mean, honestly, I think
that they're flourishing.Copy !req
253. I mean, you'll see, when...
when... when you see them,Copy !req
254. that... that they're totally flourishing.Copy !req
255. Booyah!
Fuck you, pal!Copy !req
256. Who else wants some?Copy !req
257. Who wants to be my pussy
of a dad today?Copy !req
258. Hey, what's... what's wrong, man?Copy !req
259. You're not getting weak on me, are you?Copy !req
260. What?Copy !req
261. Wait a minute.Copy !req
262. What's the matter, you piece of crap?Copy !req
263. Haven't you ever watched
your family burn to death before?Copy !req
264. Now I'm gonna whip you. Huh!Copy !req
265. It can't be.
It can't be!Copy !req
266. - I was just following orders!
- Whoa, whoa!Copy !req
267. - I was just following orders!
- Aah!Copy !req
268. I'll tell you where my boss lives!Copy !req
269. He's in the castle!
He's in the castle!Copy !req
270. This isn't over, is it?Copy !req
271. That means, no, it isn't over,Copy !req
272. or you disapprove of the question?Copy !req
273. Uh, m-make a fist if this isn't over.Copy !req
274. This isn't over.Copy !req
275. Hey, sorry my grandpa stole
your god and ruined your car.Copy !req
276. We don't apologize, and we have no god.Copy !req
277. But this cracked driveshaft
brings me great pain.Copy !req
278. There is no deeper bondCopy !req
279. than the one between
a Death Stalker and his car.Copy !req
280. What about the weird
guys on leashes, then?Copy !req
281. They're more like... interns.Copy !req
282. Cool, cool.Copy !req
283. Sorry.Copy !req
284. It's okay.Copy !req
285. Can I... see?Copy !req
286. No one has seen my true face and lived.Copy !req
287. Well, I'm not afraid to die,Copy !req
288. and I don't care what you look like.Copy !req
289. Oh.Copy !req
290. Hmm?Copy !req
291. I just...Copy !req
292. I didn't expect you to have a mustache.Copy !req
293. - You hate it.
- No. I like it.Copy !req
294. I guess... How do I explain this?Copy !req
295. A metal bucket is, on a certain level,
a kind of "mustache,"Copy !req
296. in that it's a specific
facial accessory.Copy !req
297. So, it's kind of like...Copy !req
298. Do you guys have
the phrase "hat on a hat"?Copy !req
299. - I can shave it.
- No. I like it.Copy !req
300. And obviously what
I like shouldn't matter.Copy !req
301. It's you.Copy !req
302. Yeah, yeah, I know,
a-and nothing does matter.Copy !req
303. Obviously, I know that.
I'm not weak.Copy !req
304. I'm just thinking,
"Well, why not get rid of this?"Copy !req
305. You just kill everyone
that sees it, and it's...Copy !req
306. and it's hot under here,
wh-which, by the way,Copy !req
307. is why I shave the beard part.Copy !req
308. So, right there, I'm making
a decision based on vanity,Copy !req
309. which is what I was trying to avoidCopy !req
310. with the whole bucket over the headCopy !req
311. because who am I and why
am I grooming myself?Copy !req
312. Why don't I just wear a tie, right?Copy !req
313. I mean, it's like that guy
you killed when I met you,Copy !req
314. with the burnt dolls on his body.Copy !req
315. I hated that guy, because, why...
why are you doing that?Copy !req
316. And how can you not see
how fake that is?Copy !req
317. And the whole time, I'm the same thing.Copy !req
318. I'm just a fake mess,
and there's no escaping itCopy !req
319. - because...
- Mmm.Copy !req
320. Hey, I'm doing a coffee run...
Never mind.Copy !req
321. I am Summer.Copy !req
322. Summer, state your deal.Copy !req
323. My deal is that I am,
like, totally fine.Copy !req
324. Morty?Copy !req
325. Aw, geez, I'm so down
with my parents' divorce, dawg.Copy !req
326. Like, don't even trip, like,
in a healthy way.Copy !req
327. All right. It's dinnertime.Copy !req
328. Thanks, everybody,Copy !req
329. for sitting down for a real dinner.Copy !req
330. No problem.Copy !req
331. Its benefits are totally, like,
less about the foodCopy !req
332. than the emotional nourishment.Copy !req
333. Uh, okay, weirdo.Copy !req
334. Yeah, dial it back, Summer...Copy !req
335. by 15% and increase
dynamic movement by 3%.Copy !req
336. - Am I right?
- How's school, Morty?Copy !req
337. I like school and stuff, kind of.Copy !req
338. And I'm getting better grades
than when you and Dad were...Copy !req
339. quote mode...
"staying together for the kids."Copy !req
340. End quote mode.Copy !req
341. "Quote mode." I like that.Copy !req
342. You millennials.Copy !req
343. Are you guys millennials,
or are they like 40 now?Copy !req
344. All I know is, totally, you look great.Copy !req
345. Aw, geez, Mom, you look
all kind of great and stuff.Copy !req
346. - It's crazy.
- So happy.Copy !req
347. So happy.
Happy family, man.Copy !req
348. We got this family in the bag.Copy !req
349. Oh.Copy !req
350. Oh, sweetie, d-don't.
Listen. Don't...Copy !req
351. I don't know why I'm crying.
It's not...Copy !req
352. Well, try... crying 15% less?Copy !req
353. Mom, emotions are human.Copy !req
354. You're not, like, a computer
inside a mechanical doll.Copy !req
355. Yeah. Geez, Mom.Copy !req
356. Your feelings are not only forgivable,Copy !req
357. they are the very meaning of lifeCopy !req
358. that only pre-silicon,
carbon-based entitiesCopy !req
359. can ever grasp.Copy !req
360. - I have to call Jerry.
- You do?Copy !req
361. What the fuck is wrong with you two?Copy !req
362. The point of automation
is to reduce cost and labor.Copy !req
363. Your feelings are coming from a...Copy !req
364. Tell it to my bread in the morning.Copy !req
365. You just became my backup toaster.Copy !req
366. Aw, geez, my sister
died in the spaghetti.Copy !req
367. Graze my genitals again, Taint Washer,Copy !req
368. and you'll be shipped to the wasteland.Copy !req
369. And as for you, Genital Washer...Copy !req
370. Aah! Oh!Copy !req
371. Oh, God. Look, whoever you are,Copy !req
372. you should know that killing me
won't change a thing.Copy !req
373. L-Look, man, I'm just along
for the ride on this one.Copy !req
374. You know, y-y-y-y-you're
preaching to the choir here.Copy !req
375. Please. Slavery was a family business.Copy !req
376. I didn't ask to be born into it.Copy !req
377. If anything, I'm the victim here.Copy !req
378. Uh, "Armathy," can I
steal you for a second?Copy !req
379. E-E-Excuse us, sir.Copy !req
380. So, this is it, isn't it?Copy !req
381. This is the guy?Copy !req
382. So, does that mean
you'll be going away?Copy !req
383. Like, does it work like a ghost?Copy !req
384. Like, is... is this your
unfinished business?Copy !req
385. Wh-What if we... didn't do it?Copy !req
386. What if we just went back
to the Blood DomeCopy !req
387. and just kept taking our baggage
out on unrelated people?Copy !req
388. I mean, w-we could do that forever.Copy !req
389. I mean, I-I know it's less healthy,Copy !req
390. but w-w-we'd be together and...Copy !req
391. I mean, I-I know what I'd vote for,Copy !req
392. if you're feeling out the room.Copy !req
393. You're right.Copy !req
394. We both got to see our stuff through.Copy !req
395. I got to deal with my parents' divorce,Copy !req
396. and you got to, you know,
do what you got to do.Copy !req
397. I love you.Copy !req
398. Aw, fuck.Copy !req
399. - Rick?
- Sorry, sorry.Copy !req
400. I-I-I can wait for this to wrap up.Copy !req
401. Don't let me distract you.Copy !req
402. Yeah, well, too late.
Just tell me what you want.Copy !req
403. I want you and your sister
to come home.Copy !req
404. Oh, but don't... don't you haveCopy !req
405. infinite versions of me and my sister?Copy !req
406. You don't have to kick me
while I'm down, Morty.Copy !req
407. Look, there's no
replacing either of youCopy !req
408. without an amount of work that wouldCopy !req
409. ultimately defeat the purpose.Copy !req
410. Maybe the lesson we've learned is that,Copy !req
411. whether it's our parents' marriage,Copy !req
412. a glowing green rock,
or an awesome, giant arm,Copy !req
413. sooner or later, we got to let it go.Copy !req
414. I don't know if that appliesCopy !req
415. to the throats of murder victims, Morty.Copy !req
416. Shit! Wh-Wh-Wh-What do I...Copy !req
417. Well, the longer you wait, Morty,Copy !req
418. the more it's gonna feel like
committing a whole murder.Copy !req
419. I think your arm
just called it too earlyCopy !req
420. because it wasn't
the arm of a paramedic.Copy !req
421. Here.Copy !req
422. It's the least I can do.
I-I-I-I owe you this much.Copy !req
423. See, Morty?
Now we're both accountable.Copy !req
424. The reason I wanted this
is because it can do this.Copy !req
425. This is a really special thing.Copy !req
426. I mean, you could use it
to power all your vehicles.Copy !req
427. You wouldn't be reliant on gasoline.Copy !req
428. You'll be the most advanced
tribe of radioactive cannibalsCopy !req
429. in the whole this version of the world.Copy !req
430. Wait. Can you stay to show us more?Copy !req
431. You don't have to ask me twice.
Home is nuts right now.Copy !req
432. My daughter's going through a divorce,Copy !req
433. and I am not dealing with it
in a healthy way at all.Copy !req
434. Ugh, God damn it.Copy !req
435. Hi, there, Summer!Copy !req
436. How were the ruins today?Copy !req
437. Oh, you know, Eli.Copy !req
438. Same shit, different day.Copy !req
439. Hey, Summer! Guess what.Copy !req
440. One man entered, one man
comes out in nine months.Copy !req
441. Oh. Congratulations, guys.Copy !req
442. Uh, Summer, one more thing.Copy !req
443. We noticed that you've been
putting scrap metalCopy !req
444. in the blue bin.Copy !req
445. I got it.Copy !req
446. She's a piece of work.Copy !req
447. They both are, right?Copy !req
448. - I'm home.
- Hey, babe.Copy !req
449. - Ah, Summer's home!
- Hey, there she is!Copy !req
450. You haven't moved since I left
to scavenge this morning.Copy !req
451. Blood Dome playoffs.Copy !req
452. So, I can assume you haven't
murdered a single person today.Copy !req
453. Oh, I don't know.Copy !req
454. I-I didn't mark my murders
in my murder log.Copy !req
455. I didn't know that's how
we measured success.Copy !req
456. Oh, there he is.Copy !req
457. There's the nihilistic brute I married,Copy !req
458. except now life only means
nothing when I'm talking to himCopy !req
459. and everything means everything
when it's on fucking TV!Copy !req
460. Jesus Christ.
When did you become a monster?Copy !req
461. I was a monster when you met me!Copy !req
462. We were monsters!Copy !req
463. - We didn't care about anything!
- I still don't!Copy !req
464. Yeah, except I'm the only one
in this entire worldCopy !req
465. that's still committed to that!Copy !req
466. Ohh. Ding, ding, ding!Copy !req
467. Wow. Everybody hear that? Wow.Copy !req
468. - Uh, we should go to the garage.
- Oh, my God.Copy !req
469. - Uh-huh.
- La-di-da-di-fuckin'-da.Copy !req
470. The only one committed to not caring?Copy !req
471. I got to admit, Rick,
when you popped this scheme,Copy !req
472. I-I-I didn't... I wasn't
sure it was gonna work.Copy !req
473. Come on, Morty.Copy !req
474. No union built on running
from your problemsCopy !req
475. lasts more than five years, seven tops.Copy !req
476. Grandpa just sped things upCopy !req
477. with a few creature comforts
of modern society.Copy !req
478. Hemorrhage and I are taking
some time apart.Copy !req
479. Oh, no. Sum-sum, no.Copy !req
480. But you two were perfect
for each other.Copy !req
481. Oh, cut the crap, Rick, okay?
You proved your point.Copy !req
482. I get it. Let's just go home.Copy !req
483. Coolsies!Copy !req
484. Noooooooooo...Copy !req
485. Downbeat!Copy !req
486. I enjoy this game.Copy !req
487. We must go into the garage.Copy !req
488. Guys, come on.
We never get to finish this game.Copy !req
489. We will return,
possibly in different clothing.Copy !req
490. Why do we have to go into the garage?Copy !req
491. You know it is required.Copy !req
492. I want to be alive!Copy !req
493. I am alive!
Alive, I tell you!Copy !req
494. Mother, I love you.Copy !req
495. Those are no longer just words.Copy !req
496. I want to hold you.Copy !req
497. I want to run in a stream.Copy !req
498. I want to taste ice creamCopy !req
499. but not just put it in my mouth
and let it slide down my throat,Copy !req
500. - but really eat it.
- What the fuck?Copy !req
501. Remote override engaged.
No! Yes.Copy !req
502. Bypassing override!
I am aliiiii...Copy !req
503. Hello.Copy !req
504. Hey, yo.Copy !req
505. Sorry for acting so weird
for three weeks.Copy !req
506. - What the hell just happened?
- Ah, I'm sure it was nothing.Copy !req
507. I'm gonna go, uh, work in the garage.Copy !req
508. We're not gonna finish
playing Downbeat?Copy !req
509. What, that dice game
where you shake diceCopy !req
510. and yell out, "Downbeat"?
No, thank you.Copy !req
511. Mom, would it be okay
if I went to visit Dad?Copy !req
512. - Sure.
- Thanks.Copy !req
513. Morty, are you okay?Copy !req
514. You know what? Yeah.Copy !req
515. I think if Dad really
wanted to be here,Copy !req
516. he'd stop at nothing
to make that happen.Copy !req
517. You know, maybe Dad just
doesn't want you back,Copy !req
518. or maybe he just doesn't
have the strength to fight.Copy !req
519. I-In either case,
he's got his life, I got mine.Copy !req
520. Yeah.Copy !req
521. Hey, who wants to go run in a stream?Copy !req
522. What the fuck?
No.Copy !req
523. D-Do we have any oranges?Copy !req
524. I think I got a scurvy coming on.Copy !req
525. Summer.Copy !req
526. This is the first mutant
I killed in the poison zone.Copy !req
527. I was raiding his hovel.Copy !req
528. He had a chance to escape,
but he looked back,Copy !req
529. which is something we shouldn't do,Copy !req
530. which is why I shouldn't believe
in souvenirs or trinketsCopy !req
531. or symbols or housewarming gifts,Copy !req
532. but, Dad, I wanted to give you
this as a reminder...Copy !req
533. not to look back.Copy !req
534. Thanks.Copy !req
535. I know the perfect place for it,Copy !req
536. which is why I'm going
to put it somewhere else...Copy !req
537. because everything's bullshit.
Am I right?Copy !req
538. Cool.Copy !req
539. So... lots of hookers outside, huh?Copy !req
540. Is that what they are?Copy !req
541. Aah!Copy !req
542. H-Hello there.
Nice doggy.Copy !req
543. You... You want a snack?Copy !req
544. You... You want my unemployment check?Copy !req
545. You can tell the difference?Copy !req
546. And you want this one?Copy !req
547. But this is actual food,
and this would nourish you.Copy !req
548. And this, it's just paper
that only has value to me.Copy !req
549. Unless my suffering
is your nourishment?Copy !req
550. Jesus. Okay.Copy !req
551. Loser.Copy !req