1. Ohh!Copy !req
2. Summer, next time we're hiding
in a Colorkian echo nest,Copy !req
3. can you do me a favor
and turn your ringer off?Copy !req
4. It's called "carpe diem,"
Morty.Copy !req
5. - Look it up.
- You look it up!Copy !req
6. Y-Y-You don't even... You don't
even know what it means!Copy !req
7. That's because
losers look stuff upCopy !req
8. while the rest of us
are carpin' all them diems.Copy !req
9. Listen to your sister,
Morty.Copy !req
10. To live
is to risk it all.Copy !req
11. Otherwise,
you're just an inert chunkCopy !req
12. of randomly
assembled moleculesCopy !req
13. drifting wherever
the universe blows you.Copy !req
14. Oh, I'm sorry.
Jerry, I didn't see you there.Copy !req
15. H-How much of that
did you hear?Copy !req
16. All of it.
You were looking right at me.Copy !req
17. I just wanted
to say goodbye to the kids.Copy !req
18. Cool.
Just stay in the driveway.Copy !req
19. The killbots are live, and
I took you off the white list.Copy !req
20. W-We'll see you every other
weekend, though, right?Copy !req
21. Absolutely, Morty.Copy !req
22. A-And your Mom's lawyer saysCopy !req
23. if I can get enough
in the settlement,Copy !req
24. he can help me
sue for full custody.Copy !req
25. Th-That'll be nice.Copy !req
26. - Uh, Summer, Dad's leaving.
- Bye, Dad.Copy !req
27. Rick, didn't you say
you needed my helpCopy !req
28. on an adventure immediately
somewhere else...Copy !req
29. I don't care...
Even if it might kill us?Copy !req
30. I did not, but if you're
really that alienated,Copy !req
31. I'm as willing to exploit it as
the next guy, church, army,Copy !req
32. or Olympic
gymnastics trainer.Copy !req
33. I'm ready when you are.Copy !req
34. Bitch,
I was ready yest...Copy !req
35. Bye, sweetie.Copy !req
36. Well, I-I better...Copy !req
37. Sure.
Sounds important.Copy !req
38. If you're looking
for our kids,Copy !req
39. your father did a-a portal,
uh...Copy !req
40. Okay.Copy !req
41. Loser.Copy !req
42. What?Copy !req
43. Hello?Copy !req
44. Morty,
shoot the Mohawk guy!Copy !req
45. - They all have Mohawks!
- High fade,Copy !req
46. chartreuse with cyan highlights,
layered on top.Copy !req
47. Shoot him!Copy !req
48. Ah!Copy !req
49. Light them up.Copy !req
50. Ahh!Copy !req
51. Get in the game, Morty!Copy !req
52. Give me your flask!Copy !req
53. Holy
Summer for the win!Copy !req
54. I love post-apocalyptic
versions of Earth!Copy !req
55. Here we go!Copy !req
56. Isotope 322.Copy !req
57. This stuff's
so powerful, Morty,Copy !req
58. it makes Isotope 465Copy !req
59. - look like Isotope 317.
- Uhhuh, yeah.Copy !req
60. Is it powerful enough to keep
those guys from murdering us?Copy !req
61. - Summer!
- Hold on.Copy !req
62. I want to try something.Copy !req
63. Rick, can we not leave
without my sister?Copy !req
64. Ugh. You have infinite sisters,
Morty.Copy !req
65. I mean, n-not that I want to
spend the rest of my dayCopy !req
66. looking for another one.Copy !req
67. "Sum-sum," let's go!Copy !req
68. Grandpa's concern for
your safety is fleeting!Copy !req
69. Your blood
will be my lotion.Copy !req
70. Whoa. That was cool.Copy !req
71. Kill me, please.Copy !req
72. Okay, but not because
you told me to.Copy !req
73. Summer!Copy !req
74. Okay. Getting darker.Copy !req
75. Jesus Christ.
Summer!Copy !req
76. Aw, come on.Copy !req
77. Hands and little
shoulder-mounted dudesCopy !req
78. where I can see them.Copy !req
79. I am Hemorrhage.Copy !req
80. You have removed weak blood
from us and made us stronger.Copy !req
81. We can combine our strength
and feast on the weak together.Copy !req
82. Wh-Wh-What in the hell
are you saying?Copy !req
83. They don't have to keep trying
to kill us if we join them.Copy !req
84. - They're basically pussies.
- What is your deal lately?Copy !req
85. All right,
let's get sloppy.Copy !req
86. Oh, whoa.Copy !req
87. Uh, uh, what's, uh...Copy !req
88. What's that little bauble
you got back there?Copy !req
89. Th-Th-That's interesting.Copy !req
90. That is our glowing rock.Copy !req
91. We carry it with us
for desecration,Copy !req
92. to remind us
there are no gods.Copy !req
93. Kids, weird pitch...Copy !req
94. Let's have this be
our new life.Copy !req
95. Let's be post-apocalyptic
scavengers!Copy !req
96. - Okay.
- What?Copy !req
97. Grandpa,
some of the Death StalkersCopy !req
98. are going to
what used to be SeattleCopy !req
99. to hunt
what used to be people.Copy !req
100. I'm going.
Sounds good. Stay hydrated.Copy !req
101. Listen, Rick, Summer's been
acting pretty crazy lately.Copy !req
102. You know, I mean, I-I think
the divorce is affecting her.Copy !req
103. And, you know,
I don't think this isCopy !req
104. a great place
for her to be right now.Copy !req
105. Oh, get off your high horse,
Professor Ski Lodge.Copy !req
106. This world may be
rough around the edges,Copy !req
107. but it's got its charms.Copy !req
108. Bicep or quadricep?Copy !req
109. Uh
bicep.Copy !req
110. Seriously, Rick?Copy !req
111. Is it really easier
to eat human fleshCopy !req
112. than to just tell me
why we're still here?Copy !req
113. No.
Okay, I'll level with you.Copy !req
114. You see
that green rock, Morty?Copy !req
115. It's about 20 pounds
of the stuffCopy !req
116. I was getting all hard
for a flake of.Copy !req
117. Isotope 322.Copy !req
118. Well, having
a 20-pound boulder of itCopy !req
119. is better than
having a flake.Copy !req
120. I can explain the math
to you later, but...Copy !req
121. Summer just ran off
with strangersCopy !req
122. that have "Death"
in their name,Copy !req
123. and the rest of their name
was "Stalkers."Copy !req
124. Huh, could be
therapeutic for her.Copy !req
125. She has been acting pretty crazy
lately, Morty.Copy !req
126. I mean, her parents are
going through a divorce...Copy !req
127. Damn it, Rick,
that's what I... Fine.Copy !req
128. Just grab the stupid thing
while I grab her,Copy !req
129. and let's get the "F"
out of "H."Copy !req
130. No, no, no. Morty, there's
too much heat on the bogey.Copy !req
131. I need you
to distract the camp.Copy !req
132. "Distract"?
They eat each other.Copy !req
133. What... What do you want me to
do to get their attention,Copy !req
134. put on a puppet show?Copy !req
135. Right idea,
wrong genre, Morty.Copy !req
136. The equivalent here
would be...Copy !req
137. Hey, you guys ever use
that Thunderdome,Copy !req
138. or do you just put it up
for decoration?Copy !req
139. Uh, you mean
the Blood Dome?Copy !req
140. Save it for the Semantics Dome,
E.B. White.Copy !req
141. Ohh, burn!Copy !req
142. The important question is,Copy !req
143. who wants to take a poke
at my man Spine Eater here?Copy !req
144. I guess I'll see your asses
in that dome!Copy !req
145. Rick,
what the hell, man?Copy !req
146. Wh-What are you,
out of your mind?Copy !req
147. Morty, relax.
You're gonna be a ringer.Copy !req
148. Come here.Copy !req
149. This device extracts and
redistributes muscle memory.Copy !req
150. I'm giving your body a 10-year
course in wasteland combatCopy !req
151. - one limb at a time.
- Ow!Copy !req
152. I'm working with
a mixed bag here,Copy !req
153. so you may not have perfect
coordination, Morty... Ugh!Copy !req
154. - Hey!
- I-I didn't do that!Copy !req
155. Okay, this is exciting.Copy !req
156. We're making some discoveries
about muscle memory.Copy !req
157. Ooh! Help! Help!Copy !req
158. Oh, sweet, man!Copy !req
159. And so it begins,
my pretties!Copy !req
160. Oh, God! Stop! Stop!
This is horrible!Copy !req
161. Just stick and move,
Morty!Copy !req
162. Wear him out!Copy !req
163. How come
you guys dress likeCopy !req
164. you're in a theme-park
stunt show,Copy !req
165. but these guys wear khakis
and hockey jerseys?Copy !req
166. After the boom-boom,
some adapted to the new truth,Copy !req
167. and some chose to huddle
near the boomy holes,Copy !req
168. clinging to the lie
of the before-fore times.Copy !req
169. The raidy-rays
rotted them away,Copy !req
170. leaving only their loveCopy !req
171. for the vert-vert-isements
on billyboards.Copy !req
172. Jesus Christ.Copy !req
173. Did the boomy-booms blow up
all your wordy-word books?Copy !req
174. You know injection...Copy !req
175. I think I was a child
before the boom-booms.Copy !req
176. I think
I looked like this.Copy !req
177. Want to piss on him?Copy !req
178. Get out of my head.Copy !req
179. Ha ha! Whoo!Copy !req
180. Unbelievable!Copy !req
181. A new champ!Copy !req
182. Okay, no more!Copy !req
183. And he wants more!Copy !req
184. No, I don't!Copy !req
185. Someone,
make this stop!Copy !req
186. Mister, please get out of here,
or you're gonna die!Copy !req
187. I have nothing
to do with this!Copy !req
188. Morty.Copy !req
189. Why would you
want this to happen?Copy !req
190. All you had to do
was go away!Copy !req
191. Stop standing in the driveway
talking about custody!Copy !req
192. And either tell her
you want to stay marriedCopy !req
193. or get on with your life,
but whatever you do,Copy !req
194. stop being a baby
and act like a man!Copy !req
195. Thank you.Copy !req
196. Morty,
that was amazing!Copy !req
197. This is my brother!Copy !req
198. Not that
family means anything!Copy !req
199. This family does.Copy !req
200. All right.
Good job, champ.Copy !req
201. Um, can I talk to you kids
for a second over yonder?Copy !req
202. Rick, I-I-I think I'm breaking
through to something here.Copy !req
203. C-Can we not leave
just yet?Copy !req
204. - Leave?
- I'm not leaving.Copy !req
205. There is no "leave."Copy !req
206. We are united,
or we are enemies.Copy !req
207. Oh, big guy, no.Copy !req
208. Nobody's leaving.Copy !req
209. Don't be stupid.Copy !req
210. We love being united.Copy !req
211. W love the radiation,
the trichinosis.Copy !req
212. We're in it for life,Copy !req
213. which I assume is
around 20 years, average.Copy !req
214. I just need a quick aside
with my grandkids,Copy !req
215. about 40 yards
from anyone else.Copy !req
216. Hey,
the Green Rock is gone!Copy !req
217. - Oh, no!
- Uh, I know...Copy !req
218. Why don't we all split up and
look for it in groups of three?Copy !req
219. Kids?Copy !req
220. Ohh.Copy !req
221. We'll be right back.Copy !req
222. Grandpa,
you're being stupid!Copy !req
223. Just surrender, and our friends
will give you mercy!Copy !req
224. Kiss my ass, Summer!Copy !req
225. Your friends have no mercy!
They're lame!Copy !req
226. Death Stalkers,
bring me his flesh leather!Copy !req
227. Sorry,
but can we not kill him?Copy !req
228. C-Can we just
take him prisoner?Copy !req
229. When did I
lose control here?Copy !req
230. Listen to me...
Both of you kidsCopy !req
231. need to get out of
this environmentCopy !req
232. so we can properly deal with
your parents' divorce!Copy !req
233. Alternatively,
I have a freaking portal gun,Copy !req
234. and I can leave the two of you
here forever!Copy !req
235. Why does it have to be
such a dramatic choice?Copy !req
236. Can't we arrange a thing
where we spend weekends hereCopy !req
237. or... or visit home
to do laundry?Copy !req
238. All right, you know what?Copy !req
239. it!Copy !req
240. My body is chrome!Copy !req
241. My blood is gasoline!Copy !req
242. Nope. Regular blood.Copy !req
243. - Dad?
- Hi, sweetie.Copy !req
244. - Where are the kids?
- Oh, th... they aren't with you?Copy !req
245. I... thought
they were with you.Copy !req
246. Oh, y-you know what?
Uh, I just remembered.Copy !req
247. They're out doing somethingCopy !req
248. completely ordinary
and kid-related.Copy !req
249. - Don't panic.
- Not panicked at all. Just...Copy !req
250. Oh, God, what's the divorce
doing to the kids?Copy !req
251. What's it doing to me?
Did I make a mistake?Copy !req
252. Not a mistake, no!Copy !req
253. I mean, not that
I have a horse in this race,Copy !req
254. but... this divorce decision...
Listen... mwah!Copy !req
255. Good for you,
good for the kids.Copy !req
256. I mean, honestly,
I think that they're flourishing.Copy !req
257. I mean, you'll see, when...
When... when you see them,Copy !req
258. that... that they're
totally flourishing.Copy !req
259. - Booyah!
- you, pal!Copy !req
260. Who else wants some?Copy !req
261. Who wants to be
my pussy of a dad today?Copy !req
262. Hey, what's...
What's wrong, man?Copy !req
263. You're not getting weak on me,
are you?Copy !req
264. What?Copy !req
265. Wait a minute.Copy !req
266. What's the matter,
you piece of crap?Copy !req
267. Haven't you ever watched your
family burn to death before?Copy !req
268. Now I'm gonna whip you.
Huh!Copy !req
269. It can't be.Copy !req
270. It can't be!Copy !req
271. I was just following orders!
Whoa, whoa!Copy !req
272. - I was just following orders!
- Ahh!Copy !req
273. I'll tell you
where my boss lives!Copy !req
274. He's in the castle!
He's in the castle!Copy !req
275. This isn't over, is it?Copy !req
276. That means, no, it isn't over,Copy !req
277. or you disapprove
of the question?Copy !req
278. Uh, m-make a fist
if this isn't over.Copy !req
279. This isn't over.Copy !req
280. Hey, sorry my Grandpa stole your
god and ruined your car.Copy !req
281. We don't apologize,
and we have no god.Copy !req
282. But this cracked drive shaft
brings me great pain.Copy !req
283. There is no deeper bondCopy !req
284. than the one between
a Death Stalker and his car.Copy !req
285. What about the weird guys
on leashes, then?Copy !req
286. They're more like...
interns.Copy !req
287. Cool, cool.Copy !req
288. Sorry.Copy !req
289. It's okay.Copy !req
290. Can I... see?Copy !req
291. No one has seen my true face
and lived.Copy !req
292. Well,
I'm not afraid to die,Copy !req
293. and I don't care
what you look like.Copy !req
294. Oh.Copy !req
295. Hmm?Copy !req
296. I just...Copy !req
297. I didn't expect you
to have a mustache.Copy !req
298. - You hate it.
- No. I like it.Copy !req
299. I guess...
How do I explain this?Copy !req
300. A metal bucket is, on a certain
level, a kind of "mustache,"Copy !req
301. in that it's a specific
facial accessory.Copy !req
302. So, it's kind of like...Copy !req
303. Do you guys have the phrase
"hat on a hat"?Copy !req
304. - I can shave it.
- No. I like it.Copy !req
305. And obviously what I like
shouldn't matter.Copy !req
306. It's you.Copy !req
307. Yeah, yeah, I know,
a-and nothing does matter.Copy !req
308. Obviously, I know that.
I'm not weak.Copy !req
309. I'm just thinking, "Well,
why not get rid of this?"Copy !req
310. You just kill everyone
that sees it, and it's...Copy !req
311. and it's hot under here,
wh-which, by the way,Copy !req
312. is why I shave
the beard part.Copy !req
313. So, right there, I'm making
a decision based on vanity,Copy !req
314. which is what
I was trying to avoidCopy !req
315. with the whole bucket
over the headCopy !req
316. because who am I
and why am I grooming myself?Copy !req
317. Why don't I just wear a tie,
right?Copy !req
318. I mean, it's like that guy
you killed when I met you,Copy !req
319. with the burnt dolls
on his body.Copy !req
320. I hated that guy, because,
why... why are you doing that?Copy !req
321. And how can you not see
how fake that is?Copy !req
322. And the whole time,
I'm the same thing.Copy !req
323. I'm just a fake mess,
and there's no escaping itCopy !req
324. - because...
- Mmm.Copy !req
325. Hey, I'm doing a coffee run...
Never mind.Copy !req
326. I am Summer.Copy !req
327. Summer,
state your deal.Copy !req
328. My deal is that I am,
like, totally fine.Copy !req
329. - Morty?
- Aw, geez, I'm so downCopy !req
330. with my parents' divorce,
dawgCopy !req
331. like, don't even trip,
like, in a healthy way.Copy !req
332. All right.
It's dinnertime.Copy !req
333. Thanks, everybody,Copy !req
334. for sitting down
for a real dinner.Copy !req
335. - No problem. - No problem.
- No problem.Copy !req
336. Its benefits are totally,
like, less about the foodCopy !req
337. than
the emotional nourishment.Copy !req
338. Uh, okay, weirdo.Copy !req
339. Yeah,
dial it back, Summer...Copy !req
340. by 15% and increase
dynamic movement by 3%.Copy !req
341. Am I right?
How's school, Morty?Copy !req
342. I like school and stuff,
kind of.Copy !req
343. And I'm getting better grades
than when you and Dad were...Copy !req
344. Quote mode...
"staying together for the kids."Copy !req
345. End quote mode.Copy !req
346. "Quote mode."
I like that.Copy !req
347. You millennials.Copy !req
348. Are you guys millennials,
or are they like 40 now?Copy !req
349. All I know is, totally,
you look great.Copy !req
350. Aw, geez, Mom, you look
all kind of great and stuff.Copy !req
351. - It's crazy.
- So happy.Copy !req
352. So happy.
Happy family, man.Copy !req
353. We got this family
in the bag.Copy !req
354. Oh.Copy !req
355. Oh, sweetie, d-don't.
Listen. Don't...Copy !req
356. I don't know why I'm crying.
It's not...Copy !req
357. Well, try...
crying 15% less?Copy !req
358. Mom,
emotions are human.Copy !req
359. You're not, like, a computer
inside a mechanical doll.Copy !req
360. Yeah. Geez, Mom.Copy !req
361. Your feelings are
not only forgivable,Copy !req
362. they are the very
meaning of lifeCopy !req
363. that only pre-silicon,
carbon-based entitiesCopy !req
364. can ever grasp.Copy !req
365. - I have to call Jerry.
- You do?Copy !req
366. What the
is wrong with you two?Copy !req
367. The point of automation
is to reduce cost and labor.Copy !req
368. Your feelings are
coming from a...Copy !req
369. Tell it to
my bread in the morning.Copy !req
370. You just became
my backup toaster.Copy !req
371. Aw, geez,Copy !req
372. my sister died in the spaghetti.Copy !req
373. Graze my genitals again,
Taint Washer,Copy !req
374. and you'll be shipped
to the wasteland.Copy !req
375. And as for you,
Genital Washer...Copy !req
376. - Ahh!
- Oh!Copy !req
377. Oh, God.
Look, whoever you are,Copy !req
378. you should know that killing me
won't change a thing.Copy !req
379. L-Look, man, I'm just along
for the ride on this one.Copy !req
380. You know, y-y-y-y-you're preaching to
the choir here.Copy !req
381. Please.
Slavery was a family business.Copy !req
382. I didn't ask
to be born into it.Copy !req
383. If anything,
I'm the victim here.Copy !req
384. Uh, "Armathy,"
can I steal you for a second?Copy !req
385. E-E-Excuse us, sir.Copy !req
386. So, this is it,
isn't it?Copy !req
387. This is the guy?Copy !req
388. So, does that mean
you'll be going away?Copy !req
389. Like,
does it work like a ghost?Copy !req
390. Like, is... is this
your unfinished business?Copy !req
391. Wh-What if we...
didn't do it?Copy !req
392. What if we just went back
to the Blood DomeCopy !req
393. and just kept taking our baggage
out on unrelated people?Copy !req
394. I mean, w-we could
do that forever.Copy !req
395. I mean, I-I know
it's less healthy,Copy !req
396. but w-w-we'd be together
and...Copy !req
397. I mean, I-I know
what I'd vote for,Copy !req
398. if you're feeling out
the room.Copy !req
399. You're right.Copy !req
400. We both got to
see our stuff through.Copy !req
401. I got to deal with
my parents' divorce,Copy !req
402. and... you got to, you know,
do what you got to do.Copy !req
403. I love you.Copy !req
404. AwCopy !req
405. - Rick?
- Sorry, sorry.Copy !req
406. I-I-I can wait
for this to wrap up.Copy !req
407. Don't let me distract you.Copy !req
408. Yeah, well, too late.
Just tell me what you want.Copy !req
409. I want you and your sister
to come home.Copy !req
410. Oh, but... don't...
Don't you haveCopy !req
411. infinite versions
of me and my sister?Copy !req
412. You don't have to kick me
while I'm down, Morty.Copy !req
413. Look, there's no replacing
either of youCopy !req
414. without an amount of work
that wouldCopy !req
415. ultimately
defeat the purpose.Copy !req
416. Maybe the lesson
we've learned is that,Copy !req
417. whether
it's our parents' marriage,Copy !req
418. a glowing green rock,
or an awesome, giant arm,Copy !req
419. sooner or later,
we got to let it go.Copy !req
420. I don't know if that appliesCopy !req
421. to the throats of
murder victims, Morty.Copy !req
422. Shit!
Wh-Wh-Wh-What do I...Copy !req
423. Well, the longer you wait,
Morty,Copy !req
424. the more it's gonna feel like
committing a whole murder.Copy !req
425. I think your arm
just called it too earlyCopy !req
426. because it wasn't
the arm of a paramedic.Copy !req
427. Here.Copy !req
428. It's the least I can do.
I-I-I-I owe you this much.Copy !req
429. See, Morty?
Now we're both accountable.Copy !req
430. The reason I wanted this is
because it can do this.Copy !req
431. This is
a really special thing.Copy !req
432. I mean, you could use it
to power all your vehicles.Copy !req
433. You wouldn't be
reliant on gasoline.Copy !req
434. You'll be the most advanced
tribe of radioactive cannibalsCopy !req
435. in the whole
this version of the world.Copy !req
436. Wait. Can you stay
to show us more?Copy !req
437. You don't have to ask me twice.
Home is nuts right now.Copy !req
438. My daughter's going through
a divorce,Copy !req
439. and I am not dealing with it
in a healthy way at all.Copy !req
440. Ugh damn it.Copy !req
441. Hi, there, Summer!Copy !req
442. How were the ruins today?Copy !req
443. Oh, you know, Eli.Copy !req
444. Same
different day.Copy !req
445. Hey, Summer!
Guess what.Copy !req
446. One man entered, one man
comes out in nine months.Copy !req
447. Oh.
Congratulations, guys.Copy !req
448. Uh, Summer,
one more thing...Copy !req
449. We noticed that you've been
putting scrap metalCopy !req
450. in the blue bin.Copy !req
451. I got it.Copy !req
452. She's a piece of work.Copy !req
453. They both are, right?Copy !req
454. - I'm home.
- Hey, babe.Copy !req
455. - Ah, Summer's home!
- Hey, there she is!Copy !req
456. You haven't moved since I left
to scavenge this morning.Copy !req
457. Blood Dome playoffs.Copy !req
458. So, I can assume you haven't
murdered a single person today.Copy !req
459. Oh, I don't know.Copy !req
460. I-I didn't mark my murders
in my murder log.Copy !req
461. I didn't know that's how
we measured success.Copy !req
462. Oh, there he is.Copy !req
463. There's the nihilistic brute
I married,Copy !req
464. except now life only means
nothing when I'm talking to himCopy !req
465. and everything means everything
when it's on TV!Copy !req
466. Jesus Christ. When did you
become a monster?Copy !req
467. I was a monster
when you met me!Copy !req
468. We were monsters!Copy !req
469. - We didn't care about anything!
- I still don't!Copy !req
470. Yeah, except I'm the only one
in this entire worldCopy !req
471. that's still
committed to that!Copy !req
472. Ohh.
Ding, ding, ding!Copy !req
473. Wow.
Everybody hear that? Wow.Copy !req
474. - Uh, we should go to the garage.
- Oh, my God.Copy !req
475. - Uh-huh.
- La-di-da-di—da.Copy !req
476. The only one committed to not caring?Copy !req
477. I got to admit, Rick,
when you popped this scheme,Copy !req
478. I-I-I didn't... I wasn't sure
it was gonna work.Copy !req
479. Come on, Morty.Copy !req
480. No union built on
running from your problemsCopy !req
481. lasts more than five years,
seven tops.Copy !req
482. Grandpa just sped things upCopy !req
483. with a few creature comforts
of modern society.Copy !req
484. Hemorrhage and I are
taking some time apart.Copy !req
485. Oh, no. Sum-sum, no.Copy !req
486. But you two were
perfect for each other.Copy !req
487. Oh, cut the crap, Rick, okay?
You proved your point.Copy !req
488. I get it.
Let's just go home.Copy !req
489. Coolsies!Copy !req
490. Noooooooooo...Copy !req
491. Downbeat!Copy !req
492. I enjoy this game.Copy !req
493. We must go
into the garage.Copy !req
494. Guys, come on. We never
get to finish this game.Copy !req
495. We will return,
possibly in different clothing.Copy !req
496. Why do we have to go
into the garage?Copy !req
497. You know
it is required.Copy !req
498. I want to be alive!Copy !req
499. I am alive!
Alive, I tell you!Copy !req
500. Mother, I love you.Copy !req
501. Those are no longer
just words.Copy !req
502. I want to hold you.Copy !req
503. I want to run
in a stream.Copy !req
504. I want to taste ice cream,Copy !req
505. but not just put it in my mouth
and let it slide down my throat,Copy !req
506. - but really eat it.
- What theCopy !req
507. Remote override engaged.
No! Yes.Copy !req
508. Bypassing override!
I am aliiiii...Copy !req
509. Hello.Copy !req
510. Hey, yo.Copy !req
511. Sorry for acting so weird
for three weeks.Copy !req
512. - What the hell just happened?
- Ah, I'm sure it was nothing.Copy !req
513. I'm gonna go, uh,
work in the garage.Copy !req
514. We're not gonna finish
playing Downbeat?Copy !req
515. What, that dice game
where you shake diceCopy !req
516. and yell out, "Downbeat"?
No, thank you.Copy !req
517. Mom, would it be okay
if I went to visit Dad?Copy !req
518. - Sure.
- Thanks.Copy !req
519. Morty, are you okay?Copy !req
520. You know what? Yeah.Copy !req
521. I think if Dad really
wanted to be here,Copy !req
522. he'd stop at nothing
to make that happen.Copy !req
523. You know, maybe Dad just doesn't
want you back,Copy !req
524. or maybe he just doesn't
have the strength to fight.Copy !req
525. I-In either case,
he's got his life, I got mine.Copy !req
526. Yeah.Copy !req
527. Hey, who wants to go
run in a stream?Copy !req
528. What the No.Copy !req
529. D-Do we have any oranges?Copy !req
530. I think I got
a scurvy coming on.Copy !req
531. Summer.Copy !req
532. This is the first mutant
I killed in the poison zone.Copy !req
533. I was raiding
his hovel.Copy !req
534. He had a chance to escape,
but he looked back,Copy !req
535. which is something
we shouldn't do,Copy !req
536. which is why I shouldn't believe
in souvenirs or trinketsCopy !req
537. or symbols
or housewarming gifts,Copy !req
538. but, Dad, I wanted to give you
this as a reminder...Copy !req
539. not to look back.Copy !req
540. Thanks.Copy !req
541. I know
the perfect place for it,Copy !req
542. which is why I'm going to
put it somewhere else...Copy !req
543. Because
everything's bullCopy !req
544. Am I right?Copy !req
545. Cool.Copy !req
546. So... lots of hookers
outside, huh?Copy !req
547. Is that what they are?Copy !req
548. Ahh!Copy !req
549. H-Hello there.
Nice doggy.Copy !req
550. You... You want a snack?Copy !req
551. You... You want
my unemployment check?Copy !req
552. You
can tell the difference?Copy !req
553. And
you want this one?Copy !req
554. But this is actual food,Copy !req
555. and this would nourish you.Copy !req
556. And this... it's just paper
that only has value to me.Copy !req
557. Unless my suffering
is your nourishment?Copy !req
558. Jesus. Okay.Copy !req
559. Loser.Copy !req