1. I gotta tell you, Rick.
It's pretty great...Copy !req
2. to be in this spaceship,
just the two of us, you know?Copy !req
3. Just cruising around,
Rick and Morty style.Copy !req
4. I agree, Morty.Copy !req
5. It's nice to get
back to the basicsCopy !req
6. after a pretty intense,
mixed-bag of a year.Copy !req
7. - Ohh!
- Relax.Copy !req
8. That's what windshields
are for.Copy !req
9. I didn't know that
there were bugs out in space.Copy !req
10. Well, w-what did you think,
Morty?Copy !req
11. Life just developed
on Earth by itself?Copy !req
12. Here, let me
take care of this.Copy !req
13. Geez, Rick, that's disgusting.
I don't wanna look at that.Copy !req
14. Yeah, guess
I'm out of fluid.Copy !req
15. L-Let me find
a place to stop.Copy !req
16. Hey, muchacho, does your planet
have wiper fluid yet,Copy !req
17. or are you gonna freak out
and start worshipping us?Copy !req
18. The general store
ought to have what you need.Copy !req
19. Thanks.Copy !req
20. Of course, you'll be wanting
to be gone from here by sundown.Copy !req
21. Yeah, sure thing.
Wait a minute. What? Why?Copy !req
22. Sundown is when
the festival begins.Copy !req
23. The festival?Copy !req
24. Ooh, well, for millennia,Copy !req
25. our society has been free
of crime and war,Copy !req
26. - Living in perfect peace.
- Oh, I know what this is!Copy !req
27. You've been able
to sustain world peaceCopy !req
28. because you have one night
a year where you all run aroundCopy !req
29. robbing and murdering each other
without consequence.Copy !req
30. - That's right.
- What?Copy !req
31. It's like "The Purge," Morty.
That movie "The Purge"?Copy !req
32. Oh, have you
been here before?Copy !req
33. No, no, but I've been to a few
planets with the same gimmick.Copy !req
34. You know, sometimes it's called
the Cleansing or the Red Time.Copy !req
35. There was this one world that
called it just Murder Night.Copy !req
36. I-It's a purge planet.Copy !req
37. They're peaceful, and then,
you know, they just purge.Copy !req
38. - T-That's horrible!
- Yeah.Copy !req
39. You want to check it out?Copy !req
40. So, what do you do
during the festival?Copy !req
41. You lock yourself in,
or you go out and do some stuff?Copy !req
42. Oh, I do
some pretty bad stuff.Copy !req
43. Oh, I bet you do, old timer.Copy !req
44. Gee— Rick, come on.
The sun is setting.Copy !req
45. W-We got to
get out of here.Copy !req
46. All right, well, w-what do
I owe you for the wiper fluid?Copy !req
47. It's on the house.
Oh, and, uh,Copy !req
48. why — Why don't you have
some candy bars, as well?Copy !req
49. Oh, no way.
That's really nice of you.Copy !req
50. I'm a nice guy...
for now.Copy !req
51. Ohh, I don't doubt it.Copy !req
52. - Rick!
- Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
53. Hey, have a good festival,
old timer.Copy !req
54. I intend to.Copy !req
55. Rick, unlock it!Copy !req
56. Just a second, Morty.Copy !req
57. Oh, look at that sunset.Copy !req
58. Stop screwing around.Copy !req
59. There we go. Much better.
Now we can see.Copy !req
60. Great.Copy !req
61. Hey, you know what, Morty?Copy !req
62. Why don't we christen our
squeaky-clean windshield hereCopy !req
63. by watching a little
of this purge through it?Copy !req
64. What? No!
What is your problem?Copy !req
65. Morty, grow up.
If you don't want to watch,Copy !req
66. don't watch,
but, you know, it's my car.Copy !req
67. Also, if you
tell your mom about this,Copy !req
68. - I'll purge you.
- You're the worst.Copy !req
69. This planet is the worst.
How can you be into this?Copy !req
70. You know, people are gonna
kill each other.Copy !req
71. So, what, y-y-you trying
to sit here and tell me thatCopy !req
72. I-if — if there's
a video onlineCopy !req
73. with someone getting
decapitated,Copy !req
74. - You don't click on it?
- No!Copy !req
75. Why — Why would I do that?
You do that?Copy !req
76. I don't,
because it would bore me.Copy !req
77. I see shit like that
for breakfast, Morty.Copy !req
78. But if you don't do it,
I say it's becauseCopy !req
79. you're afraid of your own
primal instincts.Copy !req
80. So you stuff them down and —Copy !req
81. Oh, oh!
Shh. Shh. It's starting.Copy !req
82. - Oh-Ho-Ho! Here we go.
- I'm not watching.Copy !req
83. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
your medal's in the mail.Copy !req
84. - I'm gonna get a closer look.
- Oh, okay, sure.Copy !req
85. And then someone's
gonna throw a rockCopy !req
86. and hit the car
and then we're gonna crashCopy !req
87. and we're gonna
be stuck down thereCopy !req
88. and it's gonna be
what we deserve.Copy !req
89. Yawn.Copy !req
90. Whoa!Copy !req
91. Whoa, they are purging
the fuck out of each other.Copy !req
92. Oh, my god!Copy !req
93. Oh shit!Copy !req
94. That was —
Okay, yeah. T-That was gross.Copy !req
95. Wow. Man, I think my eyes
were bigger than my stomachCopy !req
96. on this one, Morty.
Ugh.Copy !req
97. My appetite for purge-spectating
got f-illed pretty quick.Copy !req
98. Oh, god.Copy !req
99. Get away from me!Copy !req
100. No! No! Help!Copy !req
101. Somebody help me! Aah!Copy !req
102. All right, Morty.
L-Let's get out of here.Copy !req
103. Wait, wait, wait. Hold on.
W-We have to go down there.Copy !req
104. What? Why?Copy !req
105. That poor girl.
W-We have to save her.Copy !req
106. Uh, Morty, in space,
we have something we callCopy !req
107. the non-interference policy.
We got the wiper fluid.Copy !req
108. We watched them kill each other.
We're leaving.Copy !req
109. Help me save that girl, or I'm
telling mom you brought me here.Copy !req
110. You little turd.Copy !req
111. Please! Leave me alone!Copy !req
112. Leave you alone?
During a purge?Copy !req
113. I don't think so, baby.Copy !req
114. It's okay.
We're not gonna hurt you.Copy !req
115. My name is Morty.
This is my grandpa.Copy !req
116. - We're tourists.
- Not anymore.Copy !req
117. - Aah!
- Aah!Copy !req
118. Oh, my god.
This is fucking awesome!Copy !req
119. Morty, this is really cool.Copy !req
120. Hey, y-you want to help me out
here and kill some people?Copy !req
121. It's fun.
We're totally justified...Copy !req
122. because we're saving
a little girl.Copy !req
123. I mean, w-w-we're both free and
clear to murder these people.Copy !req
124. - Are you okay?
- Yes.Copy !req
125. I have to find
somewhere to hide.Copy !req
126. Well, you can hide with us.
Rick?Copy !req
127. - Yeah?
- Do you think we could take —Copy !req
128. - W-What's your name?
- Arthrisha.Copy !req
129. Could we take Arthrisha
up in the shipCopy !req
130. and, you know,
just wait out the purge?Copy !req
131. Oh, Morty, how can I refuseCopy !req
132. after all you've done
to blackmail me?Copy !req
133. Your vehicle —
Is it from the gods?Copy !req
134. - No.
- Yes.Copy !req
135. So, uh, you know,
when the purge started,Copy !req
136. did people get into it
right away,Copy !req
137. or were they like,
"Wait, what?Copy !req
138. This is gonna stop crime
how, exactly?"Copy !req
139. Yeah, it took some time
for people to accept it.Copy !req
140. Yeah, I bet.
I bet.Copy !req
141. Yeah, it's kind of like
cellphones, you know?Copy !req
142. At first,
everyone was like,Copy !req
143. "look at those
douchebags purging."Copy !req
144. And then
the next thing you know,Copy !req
145. they're like,
"it's just so convenient."Copy !req
146. Geez, you working on
your tight fiveCopy !req
147. for the comedy store,
Morty?Copy !req
148. Whatcha doing?Copy !req
149. Watching some TV,
playing on your phone?Copy !req
150. - Is that a real question?
- Just making conversation.Copy !req
151. Are you? What part of that
gives me anything to work with?Copy !req
152. My choice is to say nothing,
be sarcastic,Copy !req
153. or bark "yes"
like a trained animal.Copy !req
154. It's not a conversation.Copy !req
155. You're holding me
verbally hostage.Copy !req
156. Okay, ass-face.
I'll go in the kitchen.Copy !req
157. - Hey, Dad.
- Yeah?Copy !req
158. Whatcha doing?
Going into the kitchen?Copy !req
159. Okay.Copy !req
160. - Yeah, you like that?
- Screw you.Copy !req
161. So, uh, do most people
wear masks when they purge?Copy !req
162. I-I don't want to answer
any more purge questions.Copy !req
163. All right,
hey, hey, that's cool.Copy !req
164. I can roll with that.Copy !req
165. - My nana!
- Huh?Copy !req
166. My nana!
We have to save her!Copy !req
167. You just now remembered
your nana exists.Copy !req
168. I-I was traumatized.Copy !req
169. Haven't you been through
like 15 purges?Copy !req
170. I mean, some as a child?Copy !req
171. Will somebody
just help me get her?Copy !req
172. Fine, whatever.
Morty, stay.Copy !req
173. Oh, god. Oh, crap. Oh, crap!Copy !req
174. - Get out! Get out!
- Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
175. Get the fuck out
of the flying machine!Copy !req
176. Oh, my god!
O-Okay! Okay!Copy !req
177. Back up, asshole.Copy !req
178. - Back up.
- Ohh.Copy !req
179. - Back the fuck up!
- Aah!Copy !req
180. For what it's worth,
I'm sorry,Copy !req
181. but that's not really
worth anything tonight, is it?Copy !req
182. Y-You can't leave us here.
You're killing us!Copy !req
183. You hear me? Come back.Copy !req
184. Y-You got to come back.
Change your mind.Copy !req
185. Oh, geez.Copy !req
186. Morty! Aah!
Fucking Amish bitch shot me!Copy !req
187. She tried to purge me, Morty.Copy !req
188. You let your wiener do
the walking, and now I'm dead.Copy !req
189. - Rick, she took the car!
- You fucking kidding me, Morty?Copy !req
190. She took my car
and the gun.Copy !req
191. We're like the rest
of these assholes now.Copy !req
192. W-W-We're gonna
get purged, Morty.Copy !req
193. Help me up.Copy !req
194. Oh, geez, geez!
Wait a minute, Rick.Copy !req
195. Why don't we just use
your portal gun?Copy !req
196. It's in the car, dip-ass.Copy !req
197. Oh, god, it hurts.Copy !req
198. She got me right in
the goddamn liver, Morty.Copy !req
199. It's the hardest-working liver
in the galaxy, Morty,Copy !req
200. and now it has a hole in it.
I hope it was worth it.Copy !req
201. I was just trying
to do right.Copy !req
202. Yeah, well, that's not really
the theme of tonight's party.Copy !req
203. Heads up. Rapists.Copy !req
204. Well, don't just stand there,
Morty.Copy !req
205. - Purge 'em.
- Me?Copy !req
206. No, me. Should I rub
my liver hole on them?Copy !req
207. Pick up a stick or something
and kill them.Copy !req
208. Um, w-we come in peace.Copy !req
209. Oh, my god.Copy !req
210. There's more
where that came from!Copy !req
211. You want to get purged,
you bring it!Copy !req
212. Drop drop your shit!
Drop it all.Copy !req
213. Morty, go get their shit.
Hurry up.Copy !req
214. I only had one
of those things I threw.Copy !req
215. I'm holding a box of Tic Tacs
right now.Copy !req
216. - Want some crackers?
- No, thank you.Copy !req
217. Are you ready
to be nice to me?Copy !req
218. In exchange
for crackers?Copy !req
219. - What happened to you?
- Dad, get a job.Copy !req
220. You're trying to create drama
because you're bored.Copy !req
221. Oh.Copy !req
222. It's the space phone
Grandpa gave us.Copy !req
223. - Hello?
- Hey, Summer, it's Grandpa.Copy !req
224. I need you
to do me a favor.Copy !req
225. - I can barely hear you.
- Who is it?Copy !req
226. Morty and I are on a planet
that's purging.Copy !req
227. - I need you to take down —
- A plan that's what?Copy !req
228. We're on a planet
that's purging, Summer. Purging.Copy !req
229. We lost our car and my gun,
and we're in a purge.Copy !req
230. - Ooh, is it Taddi Mason?
- Like the movie "The Purge"?Copy !req
231. Yes, I-I need you
to take —Copy !req
232. - That movie sucked.
- Oh, my god. Hold on.Copy !req
233. It's not Taddi Mason?Copy !req
234. Dad, who the fuck
is Taddi Mason?Copy !req
235. - My friend.
- Aah!Copy !req
236. Are you okay?
I'm putting you on speaker.Copy !req
237. - Taddi?
- Yes, Jerry, it's Taddi,Copy !req
238. a person no one's ever heard of
until now,Copy !req
239. calling you
on a space phone.Copy !req
240. I can't tell
if you're being sarcastic.Copy !req
241. Aah!Copy !req
242. Reload, fast.Copy !req
243. Summer, w-we need you
to take down this number.Copy !req
244. - Quit screwing around.
- Morty? Are you all right?Copy !req
245. - No!
- Why are you with Taddi Mason?Copy !req
246. Holy shit Dad!
Shut the fuck up!Copy !req
247. Okay. I guess I'm just this
entire family's toilet paper.Copy !req
248. Are you writing this down?
Will you please write this down?Copy !req
249. - Yes, yes.
- 7-7-1-9-8...Copy !req
250. 3-6-4-2-1-1-2-5.Copy !req
251. Aah!Copy !req
252. You son of a bitch!Copy !req
253. Morty, I don't want to be
the "a little help" guy,Copy !req
254. but a little help?Copy !req
255. - Aah!
- Okay, I have a pen. Go.Copy !req
256. 7-7-1-9-8-3-
6-4-2-1-1-2-5.Copy !req
257. A spoon, Morty?Copy !req
258. - A spoon?
- I'm sorry.Copy !req
259. There's a pile of silverware
next to you,Copy !req
260. and you throw me the one thing
that can never kill anything?Copy !req
261. All right, okay!Copy !req
262. Summer, on the shelf above
my workbench in the garage,Copy !req
263. there's a red box
with a keypad on it.Copy !req
264. You're gonna
take that box outside,Copy !req
265. and you're gonna type the number
I just gave you into the keypad.Copy !req
266. - Got it?
- Got it.Copy !req
267. Is it just part of growing up
to hate your dad?Copy !req
268. I'm ignoring you.Copy !req
269. Morty, if I can get to the top
of that lighthouse,Copy !req
270. I can send the beacon, and your
sister can launch our package.Copy !req
271. Just remember,
if there's people in thereCopy !req
272. and they try to purge us,
we got to purge them first.Copy !req
273. We're not purging anyone, Rick,
all right? W-Will you stop it?Copy !req
274. Morty, if we're gonna
survive tonight,Copy !req
275. you're gonna need to harness
your repressed rage.Copy !req
276. I don't have any!Copy !req
277. Spoken like a person
with repressed rage.Copy !req
278. I take no part
in the festival.Copy !req
279. If you desire to kill me,
I only ask you do it quickly.Copy !req
280. No such agenda, chief.Copy !req
281. We're not too keen on the purge,
either, sir.Copy !req
282. We were just hoping to get
on the roof of your lighthouseCopy !req
283. so we can send a beacon
to my sister on Earth.Copy !req
284. - It's a different planet.
- By the way,Copy !req
285. life on other planets exists.
Don't let it distract you.Copy !req
286. I'll let you use my lighthouse
for shelter and beacon-sendingCopy !req
287. on the condition that you listen
to my tale.Copy !req
288. - Okay.
- Deal.Copy !req
289. All right, I'm gonna go
to the roof and set things up.Copy !req
290. - Morty, you listen to his tale.
- Okay.Copy !req
291. "Fade in. Exterior.
Unnamed city. Day.Copy !req
292. The hustle and bustle
is a symphony of progress.Copy !req
293. We pan past windows, each of
which contain a different story,Copy !req
294. to find Jacey Lakims, 28 —
hot, but doesn't know it.Copy !req
295. Jacey stops
when her high heel gets caughtCopy !req
296. in the grating of a sewer.Copy !req
297. Suddenly, a man steps into frame
and points a gun at her.Copy !req
298. This is not her day.Copy !req
299. Fade to black.Copy !req
300. Title — 'three weeks earlier."'Copy !req
301. You really don't want
to talk to me about this.Copy !req
302. Dad, Grandpa and Morty
are in danger.Copy !req
303. You're unemployed,
and you're bored.Copy !req
304. - They're a higher priority.
- Stop saying I'm unemployed!Copy !req
305. Okay, 7-7-19-.8—.364—2-1-1Copy !req
306. 2 — Aah!
- Good lord! Now what?Copy !req
307. Look, I'm your father, and
I love you is all I'm saying.Copy !req
308. - I'll leave it at that.
- Fine, dad!Copy !req
309. Oh, he might have said
to take it outside.Copy !req
310. Come on, Summer.Copy !req
311. How hard is it
to type some numbers into a box?Copy !req
312. Target locked.Copy !req
313. Oh, thank god.Copy !req
314. Well, I did my job.
Summer did her job.Copy !req
315. Now all Morty has to do is
finish listening to that tale.Copy !req
316. Maybe I don't need
a new friend.Copy !req
317. Maybe you're
the only friend I need.Copy !req
318. Need, or want?Copy !req
319. I've never been much
for wanting.Copy !req
320. Spoken like someone
with needs.Copy !req
321. - Oh, geez.
- Hmm?Copy !req
322. Uh, sorry.
K-Keep going.Copy !req
323. "Jacey reaches out
and touches his face.Copy !req
324. It's clear he needs
what she wants.Copy !req
325. She's a woman.
He's a man.Copy !req
326. The city burns in the background
as he takes her in his arms.Copy !req
327. Fade out.Copy !req
328. Title — 'The End'...Copy !req
329. question mark."Copy !req
330. - Wow.
- Yeah?Copy !req
331. It's...
G-Good job. Good job.Copy !req
332. - You liked it?
- Of course I did.Copy !req
333. You didn't laugh
at the scene in the bar.Copy !req
334. I... thought it was funny,
but I wanted to hear the rest.Copy !req
335. Do you have any thoughts?
Notes?Copy !req
336. No. I-I just enjoyed it.Copy !req
337. That's my note, you know?
Please write more.Copy !req
338. - Seems a little insincere.
- What? No.Copy !req
339. You don't have
to mollycoddle me.Copy !req
340. I want to improve my writing.
Tell me your real thoughts.Copy !req
341. All right. Well, um,
I'm not a huge fan, personally,Copy !req
342. of the whole "three weeks
earlier" teaser thing.Copy !req
343. I feel like, you know,Copy !req
344. we should start our stories
where they beginCopy !req
345. not start them
where they get interest—Copy !req
346. - Get out.
- Um, what?Copy !req
347. No, I'm sick of this.
You bang on my door,Copy !req
348. you beg me to help you, I share
something personal with you,Copy !req
349. and you take
a giant shit on it.Copy !req
350. Hey, man, we asked
if we could put up a beacon —Copy !req
351. Well, you can't.
I want you out of here.Copy !req
352. You're a petty person,
and you're insecure,Copy !req
353. and you're taking it out on me.
That's a good script.Copy !req
354. What the hell?Copy !req
355. I don't care.
I want you out.Copy !req
356. - What?
- Take that thing down.Copy !req
357. Your grandson
is a shitty person. Leave now.Copy !req
358. - Morty!
- Rick, I didn't do anything.Copy !req
359. I sat through
his entire screenplay —Copy !req
360. You "sat through it"?Copy !req
361. Yes! Did you want me
to weep with joy?Copy !req
362. - It's terrible!
- Whoa Morty! We're guests here.Copy !req
363. I tried to be a good guest!
He dragged it out of me!Copy !req
364. - I'm taking down this beacon.
- No, stop! That's not fair!Copy !req
365. Just because
you hate your own writingCopy !req
366. doesn't make me
a bad person!Copy !req
367. Aah!Copy !req
368. You like that? You want me
to cut to three weeks earlierCopy !req
369. when you were alive?Copy !req
370. Whoa, Morty.
You just purged.Copy !req
371. Beacon arriving.Copy !req
372. Okay, time to go.Copy !req
373. Well, terrific.Copy !req
374. Dad, what's going on?
What's the deal here?Copy !req
375. I just wanted to spend some time
with my daughter.Copy !req
376. You're growing up so fast.Copy !req
377. - You used to be my little girl.
- Yeah.Copy !req
378. Remember when we used to
go to the playground,Copy !req
379. and I'd push you
on the swings?Copy !req
380. Oh, you could push me higher
than all the other kids.Copy !req
381. You were so small
and cute.Copy !req
382. I thought you were gonna fly
right off into the street.Copy !req
383. I used to pee my pants.Copy !req
384. I know,
and now look at you!Copy !req
385. You have a job.
You're making really good money.Copy !req
386. You're not paying any rent,Copy !req
387. so you have plenty
of disposable income.Copy !req
388. Oh, god, Dad.
Please, don't.Copy !req
389. I just need
a few hundred dollarsCopy !req
390. to get through the month. I have
some interviews coming up.Copy !req
391. Something's gonna come through.
I can feel it.Copy !req
392. I'm going inside.Copy !req
393. I guess this is what
rock bottom feels like, Jerry.Copy !req
394. Ow!Copy !req
395. It's okay, Morty.
It's the purge, you know?Copy !req
396. Pushing old lighthouse keepers
down the stairs is totally cool.Copy !req
397. It's not cool, Rick.
I-I'm not like these people.Copy !req
398. I can't run around chopping
people's heads offCopy !req
399. one day a year and then
sleep well the rest of the time.Copy !req
400. Well, you better start getting
used to it, little bitch,Copy !req
401. because we got
some fucking company.Copy !req
402. Hey, there he is.Copy !req
403. Here I am.Copy !req
404. Morty.Copy !req
405. Time to purge.Copy !req
406. Geez. Wow, Morty.
Now you're getting into it.Copy !req
407. Never expected that
out of you.Copy !req
408. All right, uh,
let's go find my ship.Copy !req
409. Hey, hey, Morty, Morty. There
it is down there — My ship.Copy !req
410. It looks to me like the...Copy !req
411. Morty?Copy !req
412. Eat this!Copy !req
413. Ooh, boy,
you're really, uh...Copy !req
414. You're really going for it
over there, huh?Copy !req
415. - I, uh...
- I think, uh...Copy !req
416. I think those people
were just hiding.Copy !req
417. I don't give a shit!Copy !req
418. Okay, Morty, now you're just
shooting corpses.Copy !req
419. - How do you like this?
- Okay, buddy.Copy !req
420. All right. That's good.
Good job.Copy !req
421. Time to go home.Copy !req
422. Wait, stop!
Please, don't kill me!Copy !req
423. I-I never intended to harm you,
I swear.Copy !req
424. I am trying to end the festival.Copy !req
425. - W-W-What do you mean?
- I was going to use your shipCopy !req
426. to destroy the rich assholes
that run our societyCopy !req
427. and save my people from the
horrors of this yearly festival.Copy !req
428. Fuck that, Rick! We gotta
kill her! Kill her! Kill her!Copy !req
429. Whoa! Geez, Morty,
purge it down a little.Copy !req
430. "Purge! Don't purge!"Copy !req
431. You're sending me
mixed messages, Rick.Copy !req
432. Morty...
you're acting likeCopy !req
433. a...
freaking lunatic.Copy !req
434. - Calm down.
- Screw you, Rick!Copy !req
435. I'll purge you, too,
you old, rickety piece of crap!Copy !req
436. This has been
a long time coming!Copy !req
437. I'm gonna rip
your fucking guts outCopy !req
438. and smear them
all over your face!Copy !req
439. I ain't taking no sh—Copy !req
440. - Aah!
- Okay, s-sorry about that.Copy !req
441. Now, where are
these rich people?Copy !req
442. To another successful year
of the festival,Copy !req
443. pitting poor people against each
other for thousands of years.Copy !req
444. Wait, w-where is that music
coming from?Copy !req
445. Here's the deal.
I'm not here to judge.Copy !req
446. I'm just a guy
from another planet.Copy !req
447. But this girl
is one of your poor people,Copy !req
448. and I guess you guys
felt like it was okayCopy !req
449. to subject her
to inhuman conditionsCopy !req
450. because there was no chance
of it ever hurting you.Copy !req
451. It's sort of
the socio-political equivalentCopy !req
452. of, say, a suit of power armor
around you.Copy !req
453. But now things are evened out,
so, Arthrisha?Copy !req
454. Happy Festival cock suckers!Copy !req
455. Suck my cock!
Chew my balls!Copy !req
456. Suck my huge dick!Copy !req
457. You want to get in on this,
Rick?Copy !req
458. No, I really — Honestly,
I-I've had my fill.Copy !req
459. It's gratuitous
at this point.Copy !req
460. You sure you don't want
to join in?Copy !req
461. Yeah, but —
Ah, all right. Fuck it.Copy !req
462. Yeah, bitch, what's up?Copy !req
463. Whoa!Copy !req
464. Okay, now it's time
we do a little dancingCopy !req
465. Look at my fucking feet,
motherfucker!Copy !req
466. Arthrisha, what do you got?Copy !req
467. Oh, ho!Copy !req
468. I don't know what song that is,
but I fucking love it!Copy !req
469. "Feels Good."Copy !req
470. Topped the charts, I think.
Ho, ho!Copy !req
471. Hey, thanks
for helping me, Rick.Copy !req
472. You're a pretty great guy.Copy !req
473. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fuck you
for shooting my liver.Copy !req
474. I'll see you around.Copy !req
475. Oh, man.
What — What happened?Copy !req
476. Don't worry about it,
Morty.Copy !req
477. Listen, if you wanted to try
to get a piece,Copy !req
478. you better hurry up.
Now's your last chance.Copy !req
479. Hey, hey, Arthrisha,
um, maybe I could —Copy !req
480. Uh, I have a boyfriend.Copy !req
481. - Okay.
- I'm not trying to be rude.Copy !req
482. I just —
I don't want to lead you on.Copy !req
483. I-I-I understand.Copy !req
484. I mean, thank you so much
for helping end the festival,Copy !req
485. but I have a boyfriend,
and, uh, he's just —Copy !req
486. Okay, okay,
you can stop saying it.Copy !req
487. I took it okay
the first time,Copy !req
488. and now you're just
repeating stuff.Copy !req
489. - Oh, I'm sorry.
- It's okay.Copy !req
490. Oh, you're so sweet, I just —
Oh, but I can't.Copy !req
491. Yeah, you're still
doing it.Copy !req
492. It won't be easy creating a new
society from the ground up.Copy !req
493. Well, a helpful rule might be if
you need something, you get it.Copy !req
494. - Pretty simple, right?
- I need food.Copy !req
495. - Who's got food for that guy?
- I do, but this is for me.Copy !req
496. Can't you make some more?Copy !req
497. Oh, sure. And while
I'm making food for everyone,Copy !req
498. who takes care of my kids?Copy !req
499. I'll take care of your kids,
if I get some extra food for it.Copy !req
500. Extra food?Copy !req
501. Well, I'm not gonna do extra
work if we all get the same.Copy !req
502. All right,
okay, fair is fair.Copy !req
503. If you do extra work,
you get extra food.Copy !req
504. Oh.Copy !req
505. Who's gonna keep trackCopy !req
506. of who gets how much food
for how much work?Copy !req
507. Hello. I can do that.Copy !req
508. I'll keep track
of everyone's food,Copy !req
509. you know,
in exchange for food.Copy !req
510. That's not a real job!Copy !req
511. Oh, and making food is?Copy !req
512. You son of a bitch!Copy !req
513. Eat this!Copy !req
514. Guys, guys, guys, guys,
whoa, whoa.Copy !req
515. Cool it, now.
Take it easy.Copy !req
516. There's too much
aggression here.Copy !req
517. What if we designate
a period of timeCopy !req
518. during which we can all
get this hate, murder,Copy !req
519. and rage out of our system —Copy !req
520. I can't help
but feel ashamedCopy !req
521. about what I did
back there, Rick.Copy !req
522. I guess you were right. I've got
a lot of repressed stuffCopy !req
523. I need to deal with.
- Don't worry about it, Morty.Copy !req
524. Remember
those candy bars earlier...Copy !req
525. that we got in the first act?
- Yeah, what about them?Copy !req
526. Turns out they have a chemical
in them called purgenolCopy !req
527. that amplifies
all your violent tendencies.Copy !req
528. Oh, boy. Whew!
Thank goodness for that, huh?Copy !req
529. That's a relief.Copy !req
530. Yep. Don't even sweat.Copy !req
531. You're still
the same old Morty.Copy !req
532. Your character's
totally protected.Copy !req
533. And there's the approach.Copy !req
534. Jerry, what is
"Taddi Mason LLC,"Copy !req
535. and why is
our phone bill $700?Copy !req
536. - Uh...
- Hey, are you bored...Copy !req
537. - Uh...
- ... lonely,Copy !req
538. just looking
for a friend?Copy !req
539. Call me, Taddi Mason.Copy !req
540. It's only $1.99 a minute
to talk.Copy !req
541. - Uh...
- Sign up today,Copy !req
542. and I'll even call you
on a regular basis...Copy !req
543. - Uh...
- ... forjust $1.99 a minute.Copy !req
544. That's a steal
because I'm a great pal.Copy !req
545. We could talk
about sports or barbecue.Copy !req
546. Jerry, get a job.Copy !req
547. Oh, my god!Copy !req
548. Did you get any of that?Copy !req
549. It's-a good-a show!Copy !req