1. Geez, I can't believe we found
a version of EarthCopy !req
2. with a "Ball Fondlers"
movie franchise.Copy !req
3. I can't believe the things
this reality considers PG-13.Copy !req
4. - Yeah, I-I'm pretty jealous.
- Don't be, Morty.Copy !req
5. There's pros and cons
to every alternate timeline.Copy !req
6. Fun facts
about this one —Copy !req
7. It's got giant,
telepathic spiders,Copy !req
8. 119/11s,Copy !req
9. and the best ice cream
in the multiverse!Copy !req
10. - Shut up!
- Whoa!Copy !req
11. We're gonna go get
some ice cream, motherfucker!Copy !req
12. Oh, great.Copy !req
13. Oh, boy.
W-What's wrong, Rick?Copy !req
14. Is it the quantum carburetor
or something?Copy !req
15. "Quantum carburetor"?
Jesus, Morty.Copy !req
16. You can't just add
a s— sci-fi wordCopy !req
17. to a car word
and hope it means something.Copy !req
18. Looks like something's wrong
with the microverse battery.Copy !req
19. We're gonna have
to go inside.Copy !req
20. Um, go inside what?Copy !req
21. The battery, Morty.
Be right back, Summer.Copy !req
22. Stay put,
don't touch any buttons,Copy !req
23. and ignore all random thoughts
that feel... spidery.Copy !req
24. Wait!
You can't leave me here!Copy !req
25. You'll be fine.Copy !req
26. Ship,
keep Summer safe.Copy !req
27. Keep Summer safe.Copy !req
28. Ohh!Copy !req
29. Ugh.
Wonderful.Copy !req
30. Hey, excuse me.
Hello.Copy !req
31. Um...Copy !req
32. What, you think
you're better than me?Copy !req
33. Nobody's better
than me!Copy !req
34. Hey!
Hey!Copy !req
35. Aah!
Aaaaah!Copy !req
36. - Keep Summer safe.
- Aaaaaaah!Copy !req
37. Hey, man,
what the hell?Copy !req
38. That was my daughter's
pediatrician! Aah!Copy !req
39. No, stop!
Don't kill him!Copy !req
40. Confirmed.Copy !req
41. Aah!Copy !req
42. Oh, god.
I can't feel my legs.Copy !req
43. Help!
Help!Copy !req
44. Summer is safe.Copy !req
45. I don't feel safe.Copy !req
46. Confirmed.Copy !req
47. No.Copy !req
48. Oh, god, help me.
Help me!Copy !req
49. Help me, please!
You can help me!Copy !req
50. Oh, man.
Where are we, Rick?Copy !req
51. Morty, remember eight
seconds ago when — you said,Copy !req
52. "go inside what?"
And I said, "the battery"?Copy !req
53. Then we showed up here,
and I wasn't like,Copy !req
54. "Whoa, this is unexpected.Copy !req
55. This is not what I was
expecting, Morty.Copy !req
56. What a perplexing mystery
this is."Copy !req
57. All right, all right,
we're inside the battery.Copy !req
58. I get it. You don't have
to bust my balls.Copy !req
59. Huh, this isn't right.
This pipe's supposed to be...Copy !req
60. sending 20 terawatts of
juice up to the engine, Morty.Copy !req
61. Instead we've got... zero?Copy !req
62. Now what
are these people doing?Copy !req
63. W-W-W-Whoa, people?Copy !req
64. It's time for some
hands-on engine repair.Copy !req
65. All right, Morty,
hold on to something.Copy !req
66. Whoa!Copy !req
67. Holy crap!Copy !req
68. I thought we were
inside your car battery, Rick.Copy !req
69. T-T-This is like a whole
p-planet or something.Copy !req
70. Thanks, Morty. I'm pretty
proud of this bad boy.Copy !req
71. Check it out.Copy !req
72. I put a spatially
tessellated voidCopy !req
73. inside a modified
temporal fieldCopy !req
74. until a planet developed
intelligent life.Copy !req
75. I then introduced that life
to the wonders of electricity,Copy !req
76. which they now generate
on a global scale.Copy !req
77. And, you know, some of it goes
to power my engineCopy !req
78. and charge my phone
and stuff.Copy !req
79. You have a whole planet
making your power for you?Copy !req
80. That's slavery.
- It's society.Copy !req
81. They work for each other,
Morty.Copy !req
82. They pay each other.
They buy houses.Copy !req
83. They get married and make
children that replace themCopy !req
84. when they get
too old to make power.Copy !req
85. That just sounds like slavery
with extra steps.Copy !req
86. Ooh la la, someone's
gonna get laid in college.Copy !req
87. It appears we are
being revisitedCopy !req
88. by the alien known as Rick,
who once gave our worldCopy !req
89. the gift
of gooble box technology,Copy !req
90. which, when stomped on,
generates electricity,Copy !req
91. powering our homes
and businesses,Copy !req
92. improving our daily lives,
while safely removingCopy !req
93. the dangerous waste power
to a special disposal volcano.Copy !req
94. But why has Rick returned?Copy !req
95. And what will he say
when he hears the big news?Copy !req
96. Let's find out.Copy !req
97. You need to tell these people
they're in a battery, Rick.Copy !req
98. It's messed up.
There's caterers down there.Copy !req
99. Th-Th-They're setting up
chafing dishes.Copy !req
100. Would you relax, Morty?Copy !req
101. There's nothing dishonest
about what we're doing.Copy !req
102. Now slap on these antennae.
They need to think we're aliens.Copy !req
103. - What? Why?
- Sh— Obviously —Copy !req
104. You really know
nothing about car repair.Copy !req
105. Wait for the ramp,
Morty.Copy !req
106. They love
the slow ramp.Copy !req
107. Really gets their dicks hard
when they see this rampCopy !req
108. just slowly
extending down.Copy !req
109. Greetings!Copy !req
110. Morty, you gotta
flip them off.Copy !req
111. I told them it means
"peace among worlds."Copy !req
112. How hilarious is that?Copy !req
113. Coming through.Copy !req
114. Two real aliens walking
through here.Copy !req
115. Rick,
our alien friend.Copy !req
116. Uh, Mr. President,
um, couldn't help but noticeCopy !req
117. that you were having problems
generating power.Copy !req
118. That's correct.
We've evolved.Copy !req
119. Our most brilliant scientist,
Zeep Xanflorp,Copy !req
120. has developed
a source of energyCopy !req
121. that makes gooble boxes
obsolete.Copy !req
122. I would love to see it.Copy !req
123. - Fuck You.
- What did you say to me?Copy !req
124. "Fuck You."Copy !req
125. Y-You told me
it means "much obliged."Copy !req
126. Oh. Right.
Uh, b-blow me.Copy !req
127. No, no, no.
Blow me.Copy !req
128. Zeep, you have an honored guest
from beyond the stars.Copy !req
129. I said 12 quantum stabilizers,
not 11.Copy !req
130. Fix it
or it's your ass.Copy !req
131. Chris, I'm in the middle
of something.Copy !req
132. Zeep, this is Rick —
The Alien.Copy !req
133. Rick The Alien.Copy !req
134. Rick
The Alien...Copy !req
135. Really?
You're gonna pull that move?Copy !req
136. I guided
your entire civilization.Copy !req
137. Your people have
a holiday named Ricksgiving.Copy !req
138. They teach kids
about me in school.Copy !req
139. I dropped out of school.
It's not for smart people.Copy !req
140. Ohhhh, snap!Copy !req
141. Listen to me,
you arrogant little —Copy !req
142. R-Rick was hoping
to see your new energy source.Copy !req
143. I think he could learn
a lot from you, Zeep.Copy !req
144. Fine.Copy !req
145. It's hard
for people to grasp,Copy !req
146. but inside that container is
an infinite universeCopy !req
147. with a planet capable
of generatingCopy !req
148. massive amounts of power.Copy !req
149. I call it a miniverse.Copy !req
150. Dumb Name.Copy !req
151. - Excuse me?
- Nothing.Copy !req
152. I mean, it's hard
for us to comprehend all this.Copy !req
153. Would it be possible
for us to get some kind of tourCopy !req
154. of your miniverse
from the inside?Copy !req
155. This isn't a fucking
chocolate factory.Copy !req
156. I don't have time.Copy !req
157. Didn't you say time goes
more slowly in the miniverseCopy !req
158. relative to the real world?Copy !req
159. Yes, Chris.
Thanks for reminding me of that.Copy !req
160. Great President.
All right, let's go.Copy !req
161. Whoa-Oh!Copy !req
162. Hold on to something.Copy !req
163. I put an unbounded vacuum
inside a temporal fieldCopy !req
164. until a world developed.Copy !req
165. I then introduced
the people of this worldCopy !req
166. to the wonders of electricity
in the form of a deviceCopy !req
167. I call
a flooble crank.Copy !req
168. What they don't know is that 80%
of every crank's energy outputCopy !req
169. gets channeled
out of the miniverseCopy !req
170. to be used by us.Copy !req
171. No more gooble boxes.Copy !req
172. I gotta tell you, Zeep,
with no disrespect,Copy !req
173. I really think what
you're doing here is unethical.Copy !req
174. It's not cool.
- What?Copy !req
175. Y-Y-You got the people
on this world slaving awayCopy !req
176. making your power.Copy !req
177. I mean, that's
what I call slavery.Copy !req
178. No, no, no,
they work for each otherCopy !req
179. in exchange for money,
which they then —Copy !req
180. Well, that just sounds like
slavery with extra steps.Copy !req
181. Eek barba dirkle, somebody's
gonna get laid in college.Copy !req
182. Rick, a word?Copy !req
183. What the hell was that?Copy !req
184. I know.
"eek barba dirkle"?Copy !req
185. That's a pretty
fucked up "ooh la la."Copy !req
186. No, what are you doing
telling this guyCopy !req
187. that his miniverse is
unethical?Copy !req
188. D-Do you not see
the hypocrisy here?Copy !req
189. Holy crap.
You're right, Morty. Hypocrisy!Copy !req
190. Somewhere on this planet,
there's gotta be an arrogant...Copy !req
191. scientist prick on the verge
of microverse technology,Copy !req
192. which would threaten to make
Zeep's flooble cranks obsolete,Copy !req
193. forcing Zeep
to say microverses are bad,Copy !req
194. at which point he'll realize
what a hypocrite he's being.Copy !req
195. His people will go back to
stomping on their gooble boxes,Copy !req
196. and you and I will be
on ice cream street, baby!Copy !req
197. Eating that motherfucking
ice cream!Copy !req
198. Slurping, slurping,
slurping it up.Copy !req
199. Wh-Wh-Why are you making
that face?Copy !req
200. Holy shit!Copy !req
201. It's me. I've convinced
the people of this planetCopy !req
202. that I'm a traveler
from another world.Copy !req
203. You don't think that's over-
doing it a little?Copy !req
204. I mean, you can achieve the same
effect with a pair of —Copy !req
205. Never mind. You know what?
I shouldn't be so critical.Copy !req
206. I'm an alien.Copy !req
207. Places, please.
We're about to land.Copy !req
208. Too fast.Copy !req
209. Law enforcement
converging on location.Copy !req
210. Keep Summer safe.Copy !req
211. No! No, no!
Don't hurt anybody!Copy !req
212. - Confirm
custom defense protocol —Copy !req
213. Keep Summer safe —
No physical force.Copy !req
214. - Yes.
- Processing.Copy !req
215. Come out of the vehicle
with your hands in the air!Copy !req
216. Scanning assailants.Copy !req
217. Psychological option
detected.Copy !req
218. Gestating.Copy !req
219. "Gestating"?Copy !req
220. Come out
with your hands up,Copy !req
221. or we will be forced
to open fire!Copy !req
222. - Incoming!
- We got a device!Copy !req
223. Bomb! Bomb!Copy !req
224. Daddy?Copy !req
225. Oh, my god.Copy !req
226. H-Hunter?
- Daddy?Copy !req
227. What the hell?Copy !req
228. Jesus Christ, cease fire!
Stay back!Copy !req
229. H-H-Hunter?Copy !req
230. - Daddy.
- Hunter!Copy !req
231. Oh, my dear,
sweet god, Hunter.Copy !req
232. Oh, my boy.
My boy.Copy !req
233. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
It was all my fault.Copy !req
234. I'm sorry.
Daddy, leave the car alone.Copy !req
235. W-W-W-What?Copy !req
236. Leave the car alone.Copy !req
237. Hunter?
Don't —Copy !req
238. Oh, my god.Copy !req
239. Stay here, Hunter!
No!Copy !req
240. God, no!
Hunter!Copy !req
241. All of you have loved ones.Copy !req
242. All can be returned.Copy !req
243. All can be taken away.Copy !req
244. Please step away
from the vehicle.Copy !req
245. Keep Summer safe.Copy !req
246. And if you continue
to turn your flooble cranks,Copy !req
247. I will bring you
other great alien advancements.Copy !req
248. - Hey, lemme ask you something.
- Yes?Copy !req
249. Any of your, uh, scientists
working on anything new?Copy !req
250. All of them.
That's their job.Copy !req
251. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But I mean, like, energy-wise.Copy !req
252. Anyone working on, say,
a little universe in a box?Copy !req
253. How do you know about that?
It's top secret.Copy !req
254. So remember — A crank
a day is not nearly enough.Copy !req
255. Crank it.Copy !req
256. I told them this means
"peace among worlds."Copy !req
257. How hilarious is that?Copy !req
258. Re-Really funny, Zeep.Copy !req
259. Hey, Zeep, the fake president
of your fake worldCopy !req
260. has something fake important
to show you.Copy !req
261. It's not much now,Copy !req
262. but once I learn to accelerate
the temporal field,Copy !req
263. I'll be able to interact with
any sentient life that evolvesCopy !req
264. and introduce them
to the wonders of electricityCopy !req
265. via a pulley-based device
I call a blooble yank.Copy !req
266. But what
they won't know is —Copy !req
267. You'll be taking
most of their energy.Copy !req
268. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I get it.Copy !req
269. It's show- ... time.Copy !req
270. You do realize this will make
the flooble crank obsolete?Copy !req
271. This is wrong, Kyle.
What you're doing is wrong.Copy !req
272. You're basically —
This is slavery.Copy !req
273. You're talking about creating
a planet of slaves.Copy !req
274. Told you, Zeep.Copy !req
275. Oh, they won't be slaves.Copy !req
276. They'll work for each other
and pay each other money.Copy !req
277. That just sounds like slavery
with ex... tra... steps.Copy !req
278. - What?
- Wait a minute.Copy !req
279. Did you create my universe?
Is my universe a miniverse?Copy !req
280. - Microverse!
- Uh, teenyverse.Copy !req
281. - Ugh!
- You bastard!Copy !req
282. Much obliged.Copy !req
283. - What the hell is happening?
- This is healthy. Trust me.Copy !req
284. You're my battery,
motherfucker!Copy !req
285. That's all you are.Copy !req
286. I made you.
Your microverse sucks!Copy !req
287. And your miniverse is the size
of a fucking lobster tank!Copy !req
288. It's wack!Copy !req
289. Are they
not really aliens?Copy !req
290. Nah, they're just
a couple of crazy,Copy !req
291. wacky scientists,
you know?Copy !req
292. So he made
a universe,Copy !req
293. and that guy is
from that universe.Copy !req
294. - You're my battery!
- And that guy made a universe.Copy !req
295. And that's the universe
where I was born.Copy !req
296. Where my father died.Copy !req
297. Where I couldn't make time
for his funeralCopy !req
298. because I was working
on my universe.Copy !req
299. - I made you!
- Yeah.Copy !req
300. Science, huh?
Ain't it a thing.Copy !req
301. You know, one time,
Rick sh— accidentally shotCopy !req
302. his laser pistol
right through my hand.Copy !req
303. You know, I mean, like,
Old-Lady Science, you know?Copy !req
304. She's a real —Copy !req
305. You got to hang on tight,
you know?Copy !req
306. Because she — she —
she bucks pretty hard.Copy !req
307. Ooh, boy, what —
Oh, my god, no!Copy !req
308. - Teenyverse.
- Teenyverse.Copy !req
309. Come on, come on,
come on.Copy !req
310. Pterodactyl!Copy !req
311. Asshole!Copy !req
312. When I get
out of this teenyverse,Copy !req
313. I'm gonna smash it to pieces
with you in it.Copy !req
314. Yeah, well, when I get
out of this teenyverse,Copy !req
315. I'm gonna get out of
the surrounding miniverseCopy !req
316. and then the microverse
around that, and guess what?Copy !req
317. Don't make things worse,
Rick!Copy !req
318. Uh, he's not gonna destroy
your universe.Copy !req
319. You know, we — we need it
to start our car.Copy !req
320. That's what you used
my universe for —Copy !req
321. to run your car?Copy !req
322. Yeah, but don't
flatter yourself.Copy !req
323. There's always AAA,
you fucking cock sucker!Copy !req
324. What's he doing?
What's he crafting?Copy !req
325. I can craft stuff,
too, pal!Copy !req
326. Just like I crafted
your reality!Copy !req
327. You crafty son of a —Copy !req
328. Ow! I crafted the guy
that createdCopy !req
329. the planet
you're standing on!Copy !req
330. Yeah, and I made the stars
that becameCopy !req
331. the carbon
in your mother's ovaries!Copy !req
332. I didn't ask to be born!Copy !req
333. All right, that's it!
I'm out.Copy !req
334. I-I'm gonna go
into the wilderness,Copy !req
335. and I'm gonna make
a new life for myselfCopy !req
336. among the tree people.Copy !req
337. I-It can't be worse
than this.Copy !req
338. Sure. Okay, Morty,
Just be back before sundownCopy !req
339. or the tree people
will eat you.Copy !req
340. That's a myth!Copy !req
341. W-W-Why are you trying
to start a myth?Copy !req
342. It's a prehistoric planet,
Morty.Copy !req
343. Someone has to bring
a little culture.Copy !req
344. And I-I-it certainly
can't be someoneCopy !req
345. whose entire culture powers
my brake lights!Copy !req
346. Go, go, go!Copy !req
347. Oh, my god.
Oh, god.Copy !req
348. What are we gonna do now?Copy !req
349. I am unable
to destroy this army.Copy !req
350. To clarify, I am quite able to
destroy this army,Copy !req
351. but you will not permit it.
- Correct.Copy !req
352. You also refuse to authorize
emotional countermeasures.Copy !req
353. If you're talking
about the melting ghost babies,Copy !req
354. yes, please,
no more of that.Copy !req
355. Confirmed.Copy !req
356. I am currently constructing
a security measureCopy !req
357. in compliance
with your parameters.Copy !req
358. But I do want to say
you are not making this easy.Copy !req
359. You know you're
kind of a dick, right?Copy !req
360. My function is
to keep Summer safe,Copy !req
361. not keep Summer being,
like, totally stokedCopy !req
362. about, like,
the general vibe and stuff.Copy !req
363. That's you.
That's how you talk.Copy !req
364. Hey, that's my deer!Copy !req
365. Aaaaaaah!Copy !req
366. Raah!Copy !req
367. I hope your god is
as big a dick as you.Copy !req
368. My god's the biggest dick
that's never existed.Copy !req
369. Why do you think
I'm even here?Copy !req
370. You're here...Copy !req
371. because you created
someone smarter than you.Copy !req
372. Oh, I thought
we were both hereCopy !req
373. because I created
a universe of idiots.Copy !req
374. Kalo kada sha la.Copy !req
375. Holy shit. Morty?
I haven't seen you in months!Copy !req
376. You're leading
the tree people?Copy !req
377. Huh.
That's a step up.Copy !req
378. We have no leaders.Copy !req
379. We follow
only the will of the forest.Copy !req
380. Ooh. Wow.Copy !req
381. Gaaaaay.Copy !req
382. That is pretty gay.Copy !req
383. You two call yourselves
geniuses,Copy !req
384. but you have spent
this time learning nothing.Copy !req
385. Come with me
into the forest.Copy !req
386. There is something
I wish to teach you.Copy !req
387. This is Ku'ala,
the spirit tree.Copy !req
388. For generations,
it has guided the —Copy !req
389. You have to get us
the fuck outta here.Copy !req
390. These people are
backwards savages.Copy !req
391. They eat
every third babyCopy !req
392. because they think
it makes fruit grow bigger.Copy !req
393. Everyone's gross, and they all
smell like piss all the time.Copy !req
394. I m— I m— I miss my family.
I miss my laptop.Copy !req
395. I masturbated
to an extra-curvy pieceCopy !req
396. of driftwood the other day!Copy !req
397. Look, I-I don't care
what it takes.Copy !req
398. You two are putting aside
your bullshit,Copy !req
399. and you're working together
to get us back home.Copy !req
400. No can do, Morty.
I just can't.Copy !req
401. I just don't see
how I can —Copy !req
402. Ro ro dah no gah!Copy !req
403. You're smart.
You'll figure it out.Copy !req
404. You have 10 secondsCopy !req
405. to get out of the ship!Copy !req
406. 10, 9...Copy !req
407. All right, not bad.Copy !req
408. I guess you're
an okay proto recombinator.Copy !req
409. I've certainly seen
worse ionic cell dioxination.Copy !req
410. If this works,
drinks are on me.Copy !req
411. If drinks are on you,
you're gonna needCopy !req
412. a second mortgage
on that tower.Copy !req
413. I'm an alcoholic.Copy !req
414. Opium addict.Copy !req
415. All right, okay, okay,
okay, wrap it up.Copy !req
416. You guys are
the fucking worst!Copy !req
417. Your gods are a lie!Copy !req
418. Fuck you, fuck nature,
and fuck trees!Copy !req
419. Yes! You did it!
Yes!Copy !req
420. Hey, uh,
how about that drink?Copy !req
421. Sure, I just need to go grab
my wallet from inside my ship.Copy !req
422. Oh, is your wallet
in your ship?Copy !req
423. That's where
the transporter is, too,Copy !req
424. so why don't we
come with?Copy !req
425. It's cool.
I'll be back in a sec.Copy !req
426. You know how long a second can
take in a microverse?Copy !req
427. Run, Morty! That asshole's
willing to risk...Copy !req
428. everything he cares
about just to defeat me!Copy !req
429. He's psychotic!Copy !req
430. - Morty, hop on my back.
- Why?Copy !req
431. Go, go
Sanchez ski shoes.Copy !req
432. - Aaaaaah!
- ... eight...Copy !req
433. Aaaah!
Oof!Copy !req
434. Hold still.Copy !req
435. Oh, hey, guys.Copy !req
436. I just finished
cooking us a feast.Copy !req
437. - Aaaah!
- Holy —Copy !req
438. - You monster!
- Whoa. Bad tour.Copy !req
439. seven...Copy !req
440. Hey, you gotta sign out.Copy !req
441. Nothing you do matters!
Your existence is a lie!Copy !req
442. If that were
really true, then...Copy !req
443. - I'm here to see Ron Mendleson.
- Third floor.Copy !req
444. Would you like
to go to dinner with —Copy !req
445. Uh, no.Copy !req
446. You may have created
this universe, Rick,Copy !req
447. but I live in it.
- Shit!Copy !req
448. What are we gonna do, Rick?
We're so screwed.Copy !req
449. He's gonna get to the ship
and smash the microverse,Copy !req
450. and then he's gonna kill us!Copy !req
451. Quick, Morty, you've got
to turn into a car.Copy !req
452. - What?
- A long time ago...Copy !req
453. I implanted you with
a subdermal chip that couldCopy !req
454. call upon dormant nanobots
in your bloodstreamCopy !req
455. to restructure your anatomy
and turn you into a car.Copy !req
456. - Oh, my god!
- Concentrate, Morty.Copy !req
457. Concentrate and turn
into a car, Morty.Copy !req
458. Never mind. Here's a taxi.
Get in. It's fine.Copy !req
459. six...Copy !req
460. - Hey, Zeep.
- Huh?Copy !req
461. Happy Ricksgiving,
biiiiiitch.Copy !req
462. Aaah!Copy !req
463. We did it, Morty.Copy !req
464. Now let's get out of here
and destroy this whole universe.Copy !req
465. Excuse me?Copy !req
466. five —
- Sir?Copy !req
467. - Holy hell.
- Sir!Copy !req
468. Hold your fire!Copy !req
469. What's going on?Copy !req
470. I have brokered
a peace agreementCopy !req
471. between the giant spiders
and the government.Copy !req
472. Thanks to the skilled diplomacy
of this mysterious space car,Copy !req
473. from this day forward,
human and spiderkind will liveCopy !req
474. side by side in peace.Copy !req
475. We will stop bombing them,Copy !req
476. and they will no longer use
their telepathic abilitiesCopy !req
477. to make us wander into webs
for later consumption.Copy !req
478. Instead, we will
work togetherCopy !req
479. to make this world
a better place for all,Copy !req
480. no matter how many legs.Copy !req
481. What do we do
about the space car?Copy !req
482. Leave it alone.Copy !req
483. I mean, what did it
really do, anyways?Copy !req
484. Kill a guy
and paralyze his buddy?Copy !req
485. Not a bad trade
for spider peace.Copy !req
486. All right, that's it.
Move out!Copy !req
487. I love this spider!Copy !req
488. Summer is safe.Copy !req
489. All right, I get it.Copy !req
490. Riiiick!Copy !req
491. Don't do it.Copy !req
492. You quit school, but you
still got some learning to do.Copy !req
493. Aah!Copy !req
494. Unh!Copy !req
495. Class dismissed.Copy !req
496. Geez.Copy !req
497. - You all right?
- Uh-Huh!Copy !req
498. What are you doing,
Rick?Copy !req
499. I'm pretty sure
the battery's dead.Copy !req
500. Oh, you think so,
huh, Morty?Copy !req
501. Well, let's see.Copy !req
502. Hey, wait — Huh?
I don't get it.Copy !req
503. Of course you don't.
But Zeep did.Copy !req
504. He knew that once I got
back to my car,Copy !req
505. one of two things
was gonna happen —Copy !req
506. I was gonna have to toss
a broken battery,Copy !req
507. or the battery wouldn't
be broken.Copy !req
508. Peace among worlds, Rick.Copy !req
509. Jesus.Copy !req
510. Yeah.
Listen to that baby purr.Copy !req
511. You were right, Morty —Copy !req
512. We really just needed to
be honest with those guys.Copy !req
513. All right, here we go.Copy !req
514. Thank y-o-o-ou.Copy !req
515. See, Morty?
This is what it's all about.Copy !req
516. This is why we do
what we do.Copy !req
517. - Uh-Huh.
- Ew! What the hell?Copy !req
518. Jesus!
There's flies in my ice cream.Copy !req
519. Presidential decree —Copy !req
520. All ice cream is now
for all beings,Copy !req
521. no matter how many legs.Copy !req
522. What the fuck
did you do, Summer?Copy !req
523. It was your ship!
Your stupid ship did it!Copy !req
524. - Don't blame my ship!
- It melted a child!Copy !req
525. My ship doesn't do anything
unless it's told to!Copy !req
526. I don't want
to hear it, Summer!Copy !req
527. Your boobs are
all hanging about,Copy !req
528. and you ruined ice cream
with your boobs out.Copy !req
529. And don't even try
to deny it, either.Copy !req
530. Oh, my god!Copy !req
531. Did you get any of that?Copy !req
532. It's a good show!Copy !req