1. Hey, golf is easy now!Copy !req
2. Aah! Golf is hard again!
Golf is hard again!Copy !req
3. The view from here
is the same as yours, Jim.Copy !req
4. A giant head
has entered Earth's gravity,Copy !req
5. triggering climate change
and natural disastersCopy !req
6. we thought were impossible for
at least another eight years.Copy !req
7. Let's not
make this political, Terry.Copy !req
8. Do we know
what this giant head wants?Copy !req
9. Show me what you got.Copy !req
10. Jim, you heard the... said —
"Show me what you got."Copy !req
11. Show me what you got.Copy !req
12. I want to see
what you got.Copy !req
13. Oh, boy. Time to go, Morty.Copy !req
14. Uh, where?Copy !req
15. The Pentagon.Copy !req
16. I mean,
not the Pentagon.Copy !req
17. The lame one here on Earth.Copy !req
18. Is it God?Copy !req
19. If it's God,
do we get out of school?Copy !req
20. It's not God, Summer.Copy !req
21. She's allowed to think it's God
if she wants, honey.Copy !req
22. Shut up, Jerry.Copy !req
23. Okay.Copy !req
24. Dad, what do you know
about this?Copy !req
25. Morty and I
are going to look into it.Copy !req
26. You guys hold tight.Copy !req
27. Scary stuff, huh?
Pretty freaky.Copy !req
28. Hi.
I'm Morty's math teacher.Copy !req
29. I'm also part of the
street team inviting folksCopy !req
30. to the church downtown
so we can pray together.Copy !req
31. How is praying
going to help?Copy !req
32. Ma'am, a giant head in the sky
is controlling the weather.Copy !req
33. Did you want to play checkers?
Let's be rational!Copy !req
34. I'll see you
at God's house!Copy !req
35. Gentlemen, gentlemen!
One at a time! Simon?Copy !req
36. Seti, Norad, and every
broadcaster on the planetCopy !req
37. are attempting to show this
being what humanity's got —Copy !req
38. String Theory, World History,
the Human Genome —Copy !req
39. Have you tried
sending it launch codes?Copy !req
40. Mr. President,
what America's gotCopy !req
41. is 70,000 megatons
of kaboom-boom,Copy !req
42. and I say we show it right
up this floating head's ass.Copy !req
43. No,
you need to let me talk!Copy !req
44. Shut up!Copy !req
45. Hold it! Don't move!Copy !req
46. Stay back! This watch
turns people into snakes!Copy !req
47. Oh!Copy !req
48. Stand down!
Everybody, stand down!Copy !req
49. I'm the leader of these people,
and I'm unarmed.Copy !req
50. There's no need
for any more snake-makery.Copy !req
51. My name
is Rick Sanchez.Copy !req
52. This here
is my grandson, Morty.Copy !req
53. - Hi, Morty.
- Hey.Copy !req
54. I've seen enough of the Galaxy
to know what we've got hereCopy !req
55. is a Cromulon
from the Signus Five Expanse.Copy !req
56. So you can forget about nukes,
and you can forget about math.Copy !req
57. This head
won't go awayCopy !req
58. until Earth
shows them it's got...Copy !req
59. a hit song.Copy !req
60. - A hit song?
- We can't possibly —Copy !req
61. - You mean like Vivaldi?
- No, Frasier.Copy !req
62. A live performance of a newly
written, catchy original song.Copy !req
63. The Cromulon feed on
the talent and showmanshipCopy !req
64. of less-evolved
life-forms.Copy !req
65. All right, all right.
Thank you, Mr. Sanchez.Copy !req
66. Change of plan, people.Copy !req
67. Get me Pharrell,
Randy Newman,Copy !req
68. Billy Corgan,
and The-Dream.Copy !req
69. The-Dream?Copy !req
70. He wrote "Umbrella"
and "Single Ladies"?Copy !req
71. You people
haven't heard of The-Dream?Copy !req
72. You're gonna want to put them
on that giant speaker systemCopy !req
73. at your sonic testing
facility at Area 51.Copy !req
74. How do you
know about that?Copy !req
75. For god's sake, Nathan,Copy !req
76. the man turns people
into snakes.Copy !req
77. He can use
Google maps.Copy !req
78. Sir, Pharrell, Newman,
Corgan, and that Dream guy —Copy !req
79. - They're all dead.
- What?Copy !req
80. How is that possible? Do people
just die when I name them?Copy !req
81. The Grammys, sir.Copy !req
82. There was an earthquake
and... all the musicians,Copy !req
83. all the famous ones...
they're gone.Copy !req
84. Dear god.Copy !req
85. Hold on, sir.
Just a minute.Copy !req
86. Ice-T survived.Copy !req
87. He's inbound on an F-15,
E.T.A. two hours.Copy !req
88. Good luck,
Mr. President.Copy !req
89. Sir, the magnetic poles
are about to reverse.Copy !req
90. In two hours, there may not be
an Earth to save.Copy !req
91. Sanchez?
Are you a musician?Copy !req
92. I dabble,
Mr. President.Copy !req
93. Get this man and his grandson
on a Black Hawk to Area 51.Copy !req
94. People! Everyone!
Remain calm!Copy !req
95. Every crisis of faith is
an opportunity for more faith.Copy !req
96. When God deals you an 11,
you don't fold!Copy !req
97. You double down!Copy !req
98. And always hit
on a soft 16.Copy !req
99. That means you, Jews.Copy !req
100. I beg your pardon, Pastor,
but the last I looked outside,Copy !req
101. it seems to be you
that's been dealt the weak hand.Copy !req
102. Jews rule!Copy !req
103. Nobody?
Okay, tough church.Copy !req
104. Hi.
Principal Vagina —Copy !req
105. the name's real,
possibly Scandinavian.Copy !req
106. I'm just gonna come out
and make this pitch —Copy !req
107. the old gods are dead.Copy !req
108. Fuck all previous
existing religions.Copy !req
109. All hail
the one true God —Copy !req
110. The giant head
in the sky.Copy !req
111. - Children of God!
- Ah-ta-ta-ta!Copy !req
112. Bob, Bob, I get it.Copy !req
113. But unless this
can beat that,Copy !req
114. what have you
done for me lately?Copy !req
115. So,
if you'll all excuse me,Copy !req
116. I'm going out
onto the sidewalk,Copy !req
117. I'm dropping to my knees,
and pledging my eternal soulCopy !req
118. to the thing that literally
controls the fucking weather.Copy !req
119. Out of my way.Copy !req
120. Okay.Copy !req
121. If sanity's been restored
to this assembly,Copy !req
122. I'd like to talk about the cost
of repairing our new organ.Copy !req
123. Sally, the plate,
please.Copy !req
124. Oh!
This is my favorite part!Copy !req
125. Rick,
are you really a musician?Copy !req
126. Who's not a musician,
Morty?Copy !req
127. - Me!
- Yeah, not with that attitude.Copy !req
128. We're in the drop zone!
I'm the jumpmaster!Copy !req
129. My name's Jamey —
with an e-y!Copy !req
130. Go, go, go!Copy !req
131. B-but —
but we don't have a song!Copy !req
132. Giant head in the sky, please
forgive all that we've done.Copy !req
133. We're sorry for our
increased levels of emissionsCopy !req
134. and our racism
and, of course, the amber alertsCopy !req
135. I keep ignoring
on my phone.Copy !req
136. Whoa!Copy !req
137. All right, Morty.
Let's get — let's do it.Copy !req
138. Why don't you, uh, find a button
on one of those keyboardsCopy !req
139. and lay down
some kind of beat?Copy !req
140. Rick, I think
we need to cut our losses.Copy !req
141. W-we get our family
and portal out of here!Copy !req
142. Morty, good music comes from
people who are relaxed.Copy !req
143. Just hit a button, Morty!
Give me a beat!Copy !req
144. Oh, man. Okay.
All right, um...Copy !req
145. Get "Schwifty"?
What the hell is that?Copy !req
146. It's our world's best effort.
That's what.Copy !req
147. "Mr. Bulldops"?Copy !req
148. Don't analyze it, Nathan.
It's working!Copy !req
149. and third-level donors
get our all-access family pass.Copy !req
150. Listen!
The storm is stopping!Copy !req
151. Hmm.Copy !req
152. Please be kind to us,
for we are but tiny thingsCopy !req
153. with entire bodies,
stuck to your ground.Copy !req
154. I like what you got!
Good job!Copy !req
155. - Yeah!
- Whoo!Copy !req
156. We did it!Copy !req
157. What do you know?
He was right!Copy !req
158. - Hooray Principal Vagina!
- Yeah, I'll take it.Copy !req
159. Now,
hold on a second!Copy !req
160. Let's be rational
about this.Copy !req
161. No, I'm —
I'm just saying,Copy !req
162. we don't know there's
a cause-effect relationship —Copy !req
163. Oh, my god!Copy !req
164. What is going on now?Copy !req
165. Whoa! Whoa!Copy !req
166. What the hell happened?Copy !req
167. Mr. President,
you're gonna want to see this.Copy !req
168. I think planet Earth
has just been transported.Copy !req
169. The Head has left
and sent its children.Copy !req
170. Holy crap!Copy !req
171. Oh, dear giant Head, we
apologize for that discussion.Copy !req
172. It will never
happen again.Copy !req
173. Oh, dear —
Oh, dear giant Head...Copy !req
174. Sir, we started picking up on
a garbled signal.Copy !req
175. We're
decrypting it now.Copy !req
176. We asked them
to show us what they got,Copy !req
177. and they did.Copy !req
178. Now we'll see which of them
has got the most.Copy !req
179. 24 hours, 5 planets,
5 songs.Copy !req
180. But in the end,
there can only be one...Copy !req
181. Planet Music!Copy !req
182. All participation
is involuntary.Copy !req
183. Disqualified
and losing planetsCopy !req
184. are disintegrated
by plasma ray.Copy !req
185. Uh, it's probably a bad time
to mention it,Copy !req
186. but any astronauts you guys had
in orbit are definitely dead.Copy !req
187. Welcome back to "Planet Music"!Copy !req
188. First up,
let's hear the latest songCopy !req
189. from planet Parblesnops',
The Greeby Bobes!Copy !req
190. Show me what you got!Copy !req
191. Hold it, hold it.
Stop.Copy !req
192. Music isn't about
competition or captivity.Copy !req
193. If you love music,
you love freedom.Copy !req
194. Let these worlds be free!
Please!Copy !req
195. Disqualified.Copy !req
196. There's one every season.Copy !req
197. Moving on to
planet Arboles Mentirosos.Copy !req
198. Arbolian Mentirososians,
show us what you got!Copy !req
199. A 2, 3, 4!Copy !req
200. Rick, Morty, Ice-T,
the timetable's moved up.Copy !req
201. Earth's on
in six hours.Copy !req
202. Like we're not already
under enough pressure?Copy !req
203. - Whoa! Whoa!
- Yeah!Copy !req
204. Geez, Morty, the guy's just
doing his job. Take it easy.Copy !req
205. Rick, Ice-T, could you guys
take it less easy?Copy !req
206. We've got six hours
to come up with a song!Copy !req
207. Genius happens in
the moment, Morty.Copy !req
208. Well, can we at least
go get our family?Copy !req
209. You know, so we can
take them wis—Copy !req
210. With u—
with us if we lose?Copy !req
211. That's planning for
failure, Morty.Copy !req
212. Even dumber
than regular planning.Copy !req
213. Balls.Copy !req
214. Morty, Morty, stop.
Listen.Copy !req
215. There's only so much charge
left in this thing.Copy !req
216. If we portal home
from here and back,Copy !req
217. we're not gonna have enough
charge left to get off world.Copy !req
218. - Get it?
- What?Copy !req
219. - Yeah.
- You see?Copy !req
220. I try to shelter youCopy !req
221. from certain realities
Morty,Copy !req
222. because if I let you
make me nervous,Copy !req
223. then we can't
get schwifty.Copy !req
224. Stop saying it like
it's a thing! You made it up!Copy !req
225. Hey, Morty,
could you lick my...Copy !req
226. balls, balls...Copy !req
227. Rick, cut it out!
It's not funny, Rick!Copy !req
228. I've seen enough.
These guys are one-hit wonders.Copy !req
229. And what's your plan,
General?Copy !req
230. We still have
the nuclear option.Copy !req
231. On my word,
we can launch a missileCopy !req
232. at every one
of those heads in the sky.Copy !req
233. Our planet's held captive
on a live game show,Copy !req
234. and your solution
is to shoot the audience?Copy !req
235. You can put your faith in nukes
if we get through this, General.Copy !req
236. Until then, I'll put mine
in Rick and Morty.Copy !req
237. "Get Schwifty"
was a jam.Copy !req
238. Hello?
Yes, sir, yeah.Copy !req
239. Eh, thank you, sir.
Thank you.Copy !req
240. He says he's proud
of what we're doingCopy !req
241. and hopes we have
a great ascension festival!Copy !req
242. Happy ascension!Copy !req
243. Happy ascension!Copy !req
244. We should pack up
and leave town now.Copy !req
245. I think it's inspiring that our
community is coping with fearCopy !req
246. in a way that involves a
festival and homemade ice cream.Copy !req
247. If you'd stop being
such an evangelical atheist,Copy !req
248. you might
start enjoying yourself.Copy !req
249. Whoa!
Look at you!Copy !req
250. You're wearing the hat
and everything!Copy !req
251. Here's yours!Copy !req
252. Mom, do you mind
if I cook dinner tonight?Copy !req
253. Yeah, sure.
Wait. What?Copy !req
254. I love you guys.
You gave me life.Copy !req
255. And it's the will
of the many HeadsCopy !req
256. that all children
honor their parents.Copy !req
257. Dinner sounds nice.Copy !req
258. Pardon,
Mr. And Mrs. Smith.Copy !req
259. Summer, are you
coming to the ascension?Copy !req
260. Father, can we please
go to the ascension?Copy !req
261. Sure!
Let's go to the ascension.Copy !req
262. Wh-wh-what is it?Copy !req
263. We hereby send these
unwantables skywardCopy !req
264. that they might be inhaled
by the many Heads,Copy !req
265. later to be sneezed back to us
as better babies.Copy !req
266. Headward,
free now to rise.Copy !req
267. Headward,
free now to rise.Copy !req
268. Headward,
free now to rise.Copy !req
269. Oh, yes! Yes!
Rise to the giant Head!Copy !req
270. You are free
to be free!Copy !req
271. And squeegee comes up
from the garage, right?Copy !req
272. But he's got a lobster
in one hand,Copy !req
273. the movie tickets in the other,
he's like, "I'm ready!"Copy !req
274. You gonna take a lobster
to see "Iron Man 3"?Copy !req
275. Ice-T!Copy !req
276. Ah, damn.Copy !req
277. We're out of
original-flavor Fig Newtons.Copy !req
278. I should
get going anyway.Copy !req
279. Wait, wait, wait!
C-come on.Copy !req
280. H-hold on a second.
Hold on.Copy !req
281. - What?
- Damn.Copy !req
282. You didn't tell me you fuck
around with portals and shit.Copy !req
283. That's it!Copy !req
284. Whoa, whoa, Morty!
Give me that.Copy !req
285. You lied! You lied
about the charge!Copy !req
286. You were
just being lazy!Copy !req
287. Get back!
Sit down!Copy !req
288. Morty,
just put it down.Copy !req
289. You don't know
what you're doing.Copy !req
290. I'm going to go
find mom and dad!Copy !req
291. No!Copy !req
292. Oh shit.Copy !req
293. Oh shit.Copy !req
294. Oh shit.Copy !req
295. And then Ethan played guitar,
and we learnedCopy !req
296. the seven contemplations
of the Head by singing them.Copy !req
297. It was really fun.Copy !req
298. Praise be the Head!Copy !req
299. - Praise be the...
- Yeah.Copy !req
300. Hi, folks.
Head Priest Vagina.Copy !req
301. Thanks for farming
all those potatoes.Copy !req
302. It's 6:00 p.m,
so if you're a parent,Copy !req
303. you're now entitled to
adoration from your children.Copy !req
304. I'm going to
start dinner!Copy !req
305. I don't know
what to say.Copy !req
306. Summer
is doing really well here.Copy !req
307. She's aced every test
in potato class,Copy !req
308. and look how important
potatoes have become.Copy !req
309. She's not getting pregnant or
doing drugs or missing curfew.Copy !req
310. Please help me.
You can reach me if you try.Copy !req
311. Please help me!Copy !req
312. That's not our business
as long as Summer is thriving.Copy !req
313. Taco time!Copy !req
314. I hope it pleases you
as the Head desires.Copy !req
315. That's wonderful,
Summer.Copy !req
316. We're so proud of you.Copy !req
317. But obviously you don't have to
make dinner every night.Copy !req
318. Of course I do, silly!Copy !req
319. Oh, my god, daddy!
I'm sorry I called you silly!Copy !req
320. I'm so sorry!Copy !req
321. Heavenly Heads
and cranial creator,Copy !req
322. forgive my transgressions
against family and community.Copy !req
323. May my chores complete me
as I complete them.Copy !req
324. Morty.Copy !req
325. Birdperson?Copy !req
326. You appear to be dying.Copy !req
327. I will make efforts
to prevent thisCopy !req
328. but can promise nothing.Copy !req
329. Wh-what do you think, Ice?
Probably a little overdeveloped.Copy !req
330. Shit, overdeveloped,
underdeveloped —Copy !req
331. A bad song's a bad song.Copy !req
332. Well, do you think,
maybe —Copy !req
333. Could you give me
some help with it, or...?Copy !req
334. Aw, hell no, man.Copy !req
335. You do your thing,
but I can't afford toCopy !req
336. get my pride wrapped up
in your shame.Copy !req
337. You know what I'm saying?Copy !req
338. Ice, I don't want to be
a negative Nelly or anything,Copy !req
339. but if Morty doesn't
come back with my portal gunCopy !req
340. and I eat it out there,Copy !req
341. it's, uh, you know,
kind of your problem, too.Copy !req
342. Pfft! I ain't worried about
no Earth blowing up, man.Copy !req
343. What? Why not?Copy !req
344. Yo, this is why.Copy !req
345. What the fuck,
you can turn into ice?Copy !req
346. My story begins
at the dawn of timeCopy !req
347. in the faraway realm
of Alphabetrium.Copy !req
348. There, every being
is a letter of the alphabet.Copy !req
349. But I was frozen and exiled
to the cosmos by my eldersCopy !req
350. as punishment for not
caring enough about anything.Copy !req
351. Earth is just
one of my many stopsCopy !req
352. on a lifelong journey
with no destination.Copy !req
353. So you better believe
I don't care if it blows up,Copy !req
354. because I'll just be
ice floating through space,Copy !req
355. like a comet.Copy !req
356. Take it from me, Ice,
you can't justCopy !req
357. float around space
not caring about stuff forever.Copy !req
358. Pfft.
Man, watch me.Copy !req
359. Good luck, Rick.Copy !req
360. Okay, things are getting
out of hand.Copy !req
361. I better make sure
Rick has everything he needsCopy !req
362. to get schwifty.Copy !req
363. Oh, for god's sakes.
That's enough.Copy !req
364. What the hell are
you doing, Nathan?Copy !req
365. I'm the goddamn President
of the United fucking States!Copy !req
366. I'm setting the nuclear
option to launchCopy !req
367. one minute
into Earth's performance.Copy !req
368. And you,
Mr. President...Copy !req
369. I hope you like being
hit in the face with a gun.Copy !req
370. Wait, wait, wait.
Why — why —Copy !req
371. I believe I can access
the history of Rick's gunCopy !req
372. and help you
get back to him.Copy !req
373. But can you help me
get to my family?Copy !req
374. You know,
at — at my house?Copy !req
375. Is your intention
to abandon RickCopy !req
376. using his own portal gun?Copy !req
377. In Bird culture,
this is considered a dick move.Copy !req
378. All of Rick's moves
are dick moves!Copy !req
379. What —
what am I eating?Copy !req
380. Wh-what is this,
bird— birdseed?Copy !req
381. It is random debris.
I found it in my carpet.Copy !req
382. I don't know
what humans eat.Copy !req
383. You know
what this human eats.Copy !req
384. Don't be gross,
Tammy.Copy !req
385. Bird dick.Copy !req
386. Tammy, gross.Copy !req
387. Birdperson,
you always stick up for Rick,Copy !req
388. but he doesn't care about
anyone but himself.Copy !req
389. He doesn't think about
the consequencesCopy !req
390. of anything he does.Copy !req
391. And as a result,
he has the powerCopy !req
392. to save or destroy
entire worlds.Copy !req
393. And he is the reason
you and I know each other...Copy !req
394. and the reason
I'm alive at all.Copy !req
395. What's that?
Who's that baby?Copy !req
396. Morty, suppose you could
retrieve your family from EarthCopy !req
397. but had to
abandon Rick.Copy !req
398. I could give your loved ones
shelter on Birdworld,Copy !req
399. even jobs,
possibly as worm ranchers.Copy !req
400. How often do you think
you might look up at the starsCopy !req
401. and wonder
what might have beenCopy !req
402. had you just
put your faith in Rick?Copy !req
403. That was Chunkytunk withCopy !req
404. "Full Ming Mong,
Empty Gorbdork."Copy !req
405. Up next, planet Earth!Copy !req
406. Oh, god!
We're up?Copy !req
407. Jerry and Beth,
your family is a golden exampleCopy !req
408. of what Headism
has to offer the world.Copy !req
409. - The world?
- Headism is a hit.Copy !req
410. We're taking it worldwide,
and we'd like Jerry to beCopy !req
411. our church's
Head of advertising.Copy !req
412. You would?Copy !req
413. Beth, we'd like to promote you
from horse surgeonCopy !req
414. straight past human surgeon
to Head of medicine.Copy !req
415. That's my dream!
That's my dream.Copy !req
416. Thank you.
This is all so overwhelming.Copy !req
417. But, uh...Copy !req
418. we can't.
- Absolutely not.Copy !req
419. I'm sorry?Copy !req
420. We've been waiting
16 yearsCopy !req
421. for our daughter
to respect us,Copy !req
422. but the key is,
it has to be our daughter,Copy !req
423. not this person
she's become.Copy !req
424. We'll take our chances
raising herCopy !req
425. without fancy new jobs,Copy !req
426. outside of
a potato-based religion.Copy !req
427. And you know what? I-I'm sick of
pretending that we're togetherCopy !req
428. because of the kids
in the first place.Copy !req
429. I married you because
you're the love of my life.Copy !req
430. And I'm lucky to have you,
and I never tell you that!Copy !req
431. You know, we will come out
of this stronger as a family.Copy !req
432. Please don't do this!
Please don't do this!Copy !req
433. - Summer!
- Summer, listen carefully.Copy !req
434. I stole a paper clip,
and I have it in my cheek,Copy !req
435. but I don't know what to do
with it, and it hurts.Copy !req
436. You're going to
be okay.Copy !req
437. You will come back
as babies.Copy !req
438. I am a baby!
I'm a baby now!Copy !req
439. Hello?Copy !req
440. Is anybody here?Copy !req
441. Mr. President!Copy !req
442. This is Bluebird!Copy !req
443. Code Tango Niner Alpha!Copy !req
444. Abort launch!
Abort! Hello?Copy !req
445. He's blocked me out.Copy !req
446. Sir, I need to
get to the stageCopy !req
447. and help Rick
get Schwifty!Copy !req
448. It won't matter
how Schwifty you get, Morty.Copy !req
449. The General's got nukes
set to launchCopy !req
450. halfway through
Earth's song!Copy !req
451. Oh, my god!
Uh, c-can you fly a Black Hawk?Copy !req
452. Can the Pope's dick
fit through a doughnut?Copy !req
453. Uh, I'm... not sure.Copy !req
454. Exactly.Copy !req
455. Show me what you got!Copy !req
456. Uh...Copy !req
457. Headward,
free now to rise.Copy !req
458. Hey,
look at the Heads!Copy !req
459. Looks like
the Heads are getting angry!Copy !req
460. I'm really bad at this, Morty!Copy !req
461. There are way too many buttons
in this thing!Copy !req
462. Mr. President,
if I've learned one thing todayCopy !req
463. it's that sometimes
you have to not give a fuck.Copy !req
464. Ugh.
Tough crowd.Copy !req
465. I'm sure that has —Copy !req
466. that has nothing
to do with this.Copy !req
467. The Heads
are displeased!Copy !req
468. Summer!Copy !req
469. Um...Copy !req
470. Morty!Copy !req
471. Hooray!Copy !req
472. Hooray! Look!Copy !req
473. Hooray!Copy !req
474. The Heads love this!Copy !req
475. They love it when we don't
kill the Smith family!Copy !req
476. No!
Stop that!Copy !req
477. You're not allowed to interpret
the will of the Heads!Copy !req
478. Call off the nuclear strike!
This is the President!Copy !req
479. Stop
the nuclear missile launch!Copy !req
480. Just launch
the missiles!Copy !req
481. Boo! Not cool!Copy !req
482. I'm the only one
that speaks to the Heads!Copy !req
483. Disqualified!Copy !req
484. The Heads disqualified Vagina!
Get him!Copy !req
485. Disqualified!Copy !req
486. Disqualified!Copy !req
487. Ice-T?Copy !req
488. That's right.
It's me — Ice-T.Copy !req
489. I care now.Copy !req
490. You made me care more.Copy !req
491. With all due respect,Copy !req
492. I'd like to hear what
Rick and Morty have to play.Copy !req
493. What do you say,
Rick?Copy !req
494. I say,
let's do it!Copy !req
495. Hooray!Copy !req
496. Yeah.Copy !req
497. All right.Copy !req
498. Here we go.Copy !req
499. Sing it
with me now!Copy !req
500. Oh, my go—Copy !req
501. Yeah.Copy !req
502. All right!Copy !req
503. Oh, yeah.
Raised up posterior!Copy !req
504. After 988 seasons
of "Planet Music,"Copy !req
505. the Cromulons have decided to
declare Earth the final winnerCopy !req
506. and bring our musical
reality show to a conclusion.Copy !req
507. Goodbye.Copy !req
508. - Yeah!
- We did it! Yes!Copy !req
509. Let's get
a music album now!Copy !req
510. Did he just say
"Musical Reality Show"?Copy !req
511. Yeah, it's possible that
we may have been correlatingCopy !req
512. some things that weren't
actually related at all.Copy !req
513. Help!Copy !req
514. We should
go get him.Copy !req
515. I hope I can call on you and
Rick again if I need you, Morty.Copy !req
516. Sure thing.
And I —Copy !req
517. I was kind of hoping that I
could get a selfie with you?Copy !req
518. Actually, if you try to
tell anyone what happened here,Copy !req
519. we'll deny it
and probably worse.Copy !req
520. Understood.Copy !req
521. D-I-i-i-i-ie!Copy !req
522. Oh, no, no, no!Copy !req
523. Why didn't
he turn into a snake?Copy !req
524. Trade secret,
Mr. President.Copy !req
525. Particle beam
in a wristwatch,Copy !req
526. snake holster
on the leg.Copy !req
527. I love this man!Copy !req
528. Magnesium-J,
Hydrogen-F...Copy !req
529. Father.Copy !req
530. Word of your selfless acts
on the Earth planetCopy !req
531. have traveled
across the galaxy.Copy !req
532. I have changed.Copy !req
533. I am ready to rejoin my brethren
on Alphabetrium.Copy !req
534. Very well.Copy !req
535. Your exile ends today.Copy !req
536. Welcome home,
Water-T.Copy !req
537. The Numbericons!
They're attacking!Copy !req
538. Battle stations!Copy !req
539. Aah!Copy !req
540. Father!Copy !req
541. I love you, son.Copy !req
542. I should have never
turned you to ice.Copy !req
543. Water-T,
where are you going?Copy !req
544. There's too many
of them!Copy !req
545. Then I better
crunch the numbers.Copy !req
546. - Aaaaaaaaaaaah!Copy !req
547. Did you get any of that?Copy !req
548. It's-a good show-a.Copy !req