1. Steve,
I just got a weird e-mail.Copy !req
2. Did you buy us
airline tickets?Copy !req
3. Aw, shoot. It was supposed
to be a surprise.Copy !req
4. I wanted
to thank youCopy !req
5. for letting me live here
all this time,Copy !req
6. so I'm treating the family
to a vacation!Copy !req
7. Steve,
you're so sweet.Copy !req
8. - Thanks, Uncle Steve!
- Best Uncle ever.Copy !req
9. Look out, world.Copy !req
10. The Smith family
is going to Paris!Copy !req
11. Yeah! Awesome!Copy !req
12. Rick, I don't like glowing
rocks in the kitchen trash!Copy !req
13. Well,
I don't likeCopy !req
14. your unemployed genes
in my grandchildren, Jerry,Copy !req
15. but life is made
of little concessions.Copy !req
16. I —
you know what?Copy !req
17. You're gonna land
on your feet, Jer.Copy !req
18. Some company out there's
gonna thank their lucky starsCopy !req
19. they hired
my little brother.Copy !req
20. Who the fuck are you?Copy !req
21. My goofy brother, Steve.Copy !req
22. He's been
living here almost a year now.Copy !req
23. Are you
losing your mind?Copy !req
24. Hey,
someone's been spendingCopy !req
25. too much time
around glowing rocks.Copy !req
26. Am I right?Copy !req
27. - Oh, my god!
- Call an ambulance!Copy !req
28. Oh, god! Steve!Copy !req
29. What the hell, Rick?
What the hell?Copy !req
30. Will everybody just relax
for a second?Copy !req
31. There's no such thing
as an "Uncle Steve."Copy !req
32. - That is an alien parasite.Copy !req
33. But I've known him
my whole life.Copy !req
34. No, you haven't,
Jerry.Copy !req
35. These telepathic
little bastards,Copy !req
36. they embed themselves
in memories,Copy !req
37. and th-then they use
those to multiplyCopy !req
38. and spread out,
take over planets.Copy !req
39. It's —
it's disgusting.Copy !req
40. Steve wasn't real?Copy !req
41. He's a real
piece of shit.Copy !req
42. This is a big one.
Somebody probablyCopy !req
43. tracked it in last week
on the bottom of their shoeCopy !req
44. on a piece of alien fruit.Copy !req
45. - Someone?
- Get off the high road, Summer.Copy !req
46. We all
got pink eyeCopy !req
47. because you won't stop
texting on the toilet.Copy !req
48. But Uncle Steve taught me
how to ride a bike!Copy !req
49. No, "Steve" put that memory
in your brainCopy !req
50. so he could live in your house,
eat your food, and multiply.Copy !req
51. We could be infested
with these things.Copy !req
52. So we got to keep an eye outCopy !req
53. for any zany, wacky
characters that pop up.Copy !req
54. Ooh, whee!Copy !req
55. Whatever you want, Rick!
We're here to help!Copy !req
56. Thanks,
Mr. Poopybutthole.Copy !req
57. I always could
count on you.Copy !req
58. All right. There's six of us,
and that's it.Copy !req
59. Me, Morty, Jerry, Beth,
Mr. Poopybutthole, and Summer.Copy !req
60. Maybe you got the first one
in time, Rick!Copy !req
61. Can't afford to chance it.Copy !req
62. Dad, why does our house
have blast shields?Copy !req
63. Trust me, Beth,
you don't want to knowCopy !req
64. how many answers
that question has.Copy !req
65. Ooh, gosh,
it feels claustrophobic!Copy !req
66. Reminds me
of that timeCopy !req
67. we all got stuck
in the elevator together.Copy !req
68. Y— remember that?
After "The Hulk" musical?Copy !req
69. Jerry, buttons don't work better
if you hit them harder,Copy !req
70. And foam fists
don't make you strong.Copy !req
71. I know.
Friends make you strong.Copy !req
72. I watched
the same musical you did.Copy !req
73. Why couldn't I bring
my portal gun?Copy !req
74. Why did all the drinks
have to be extra large?Copy !req
75. Oh, the Hulk.
I just got that.Copy !req
76. Just pee your pants. I did it
the minute we got stuck.Copy !req
77. Oh, oh, yeah, yeah,
shame me.Copy !req
78. At least when I'm disgusting,
it's on purpose.Copy !req
79. Oh, y'all,
we're gonna be fine.Copy !req
80. I've always been here for
you guys, and I always will be.Copy !req
81. Somebody call for repairs?Copy !req
82. Yay! Cousin Nicky!Copy !req
83. It's me, cousin Nicky.Copy !req
84. I'm walkin' here!
I mean, I'm not.Copy !req
85. I'm crouched
in the elevator shaft,Copy !req
86. but hey,
I'm walkin' here!Copy !req
87. It's true.Copy !req
88. We really do get into some
crazy situations as a family,Copy !req
89. mostly when
we're cooped up like this.Copy !req
90. Hey, maybe
Mr. Poopypants is right.Copy !req
91. L-let's get
some fresh air.Copy !req
92. Come on, cousin Nicky.
You heard Rick.Copy !req
93. We have to
stay quarantinedCopy !req
94. until we know that there's
no more of these things.Copy !req
95. I hear you, Morty.Copy !req
96. Back in Brooklyn,
we got a sayin' —Copy !req
97. "We're walkin' here!"Copy !req
98. Nicky, get —Copy !req
99. Oh!Copy !req
100. What the...?Copy !req
101. Cousin Nicky
was a parasite?Copy !req
102. Six, Morty! There's supposed
to be six of us!Copy !req
103. If there's seven, then
that means somebody's not real.Copy !req
104. But how did you know
it was Nicky?Copy !req
105. I guessed. That's why I
aimed for his shoulder.Copy !req
106. So we can't trust
any of our memories now?Copy !req
107. Nicky was the reason we found
that old Nazi submarine.Copy !req
108. Did that
not even happen?Copy !req
109. Well,
of course it happened.Copy !req
110. Now that I possess
the mighty staff of Rah-gubaba,Copy !req
111. the world will tremble
before the Fourth Reich!Copy !req
112. This is
the last timeCopy !req
113. I ask you for help
on my history final, Rick.Copy !req
114. Hey, we got a word for Nazis
back in Brooklyn, pal.Copy !req
115. I'm comfortable being
called a Nazi.Copy !req
116. You think there's some other
word that will hurt my feelings?Copy !req
117. Yeah. Think before
you talk shit.Copy !req
118. Rah-gubaba,
help me kill America!Copy !req
119. Mr. Beauregard!Copy !req
120. After due consideration,
I have elected not to retire.Copy !req
121. - Yeah!
- Oh, thank god!Copy !req
122. Now, I believe someone
has a final exam to attend.Copy !req
123. Set a course
for Morty's high school.Copy !req
124. Perhaps I'm biased, but if
that story never happened,Copy !req
125. then I wouldn't still be
the family butler.Copy !req
126. Dare to dream.Copy !req
127. Wait.Copy !req
128. And if Mr. Beauregard
wasn't our butler,Copy !req
129. it's safe to say the family'd be
in a hell of a lot of trouble.Copy !req
130. No! Don't flashback!Copy !req
131. You're just gonna make
more swelling.Copy !req
132. - Don't worry, Jerry.
- Just relax.Copy !req
133. We called
the fire department.Copy !req
134. You know they won't
come here anymore.Copy !req
135. Marmalade is served.Copy !req
136. - Yeah!
- Yeah! Yeah!Copy !req
137. Oh, whee!Copy !req
138. I guess I take back what I said
about British cuisine.Copy !req
139. Take that, Summer!Copy !req
140. We're trying
to sleep.Copy !req
141. I don't want
to go to the dance alone.Copy !req
142. Then perhaps you shouldn't.Copy !req
143. Aww.
Mr. Beauregard.Copy !req
144. - Shall we, master Morty?
- We shall.Copy !req
145. Oh, wait,
don't leave without lettingCopy !req
146. Photography Raptor
take a picture.Copy !req
147. Everybody
stop remembering!Copy !req
148. These parasites
are like bed bugs,Copy !req
149. and every flashback
is another mattress. Look!Copy !req
150. There's only supposed to be
six people in this house.Copy !req
151. But there's always
been 10.Copy !req
152. No!Copy !req
153. Uh, the fact
that I wrote this number downCopy !req
154. means that
there's four parasites.Copy !req
155. You sure about that,
Rick?Copy !req
156. Begging your pardon,
master Rick,Copy !req
157. but I seem to recall
a great deal of confusionCopy !req
158. surrounding
that number.Copy !req
159. All right,
there's six of us.Copy !req
160. And that's it.Copy !req
161. Me, Morty, Jerry,
Beth, Mr. Poopybutthole,Copy !req
162. Frankenstein, Sleepy Gary,
Photography Raptor,Copy !req
163. Mr. Beauregard, and Summer.Copy !req
164. Uh, dad,
that's like 10 people.Copy !req
165. 6, 10,
what's the difference?Copy !req
166. I just love the number 6
for no reason!Copy !req
167. Where's my pencil at?Copy !req
168. Here, Rick!
Use me!Copy !req
169. Oh, thanks,
Pencilvester!Copy !req
170. Yeah, I-I g—
I guess that is what happened,Copy !req
171. but I-I don't get
why I would do that.Copy !req
172. Everybody makes
mistakes, Rick.Copy !req
173. Why do you think
I have one of these?Copy !req
174. That's it.
Photos.Copy !req
175. Hard evidence.Copy !req
176. You're not in any of my photos,
Mr. Poopybutthole.Copy !req
177. Well, what do you know
about this?Copy !req
178. You're not in
any of mine.Copy !req
179. All I have are pictures of me
and my friends from school.Copy !req
180. What? What teenage girl
has pictures of her family?Copy !req
181. It's not like we're
Mormon or dying.Copy !req
182. I will admit it's suspicious
that Summer's only friendCopy !req
183. is a magic ballerina lamb
that we've never seen.Copy !req
184. Summer!Copy !req
185. Tinkles!Copy !req
186. It's past my bedtime.Copy !req
187. Not in
Never Past Bedtime Land!Copy !req
188. Here we go!Copy !req
189. Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!Copy !req
190. - Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
- Summer, we're trying to sleep.Copy !req
191. It was Tinkles!Copy !req
192. Tinkles?Copy !req
193. That is su— —
suspicious.Copy !req
194. We're always hearing about
this Tinkles character,Copy !req
195. - But we never get to —
- Hi, everybody.Copy !req
196. I'm Tinkles,
and these are my friends.Copy !req
197. See, everyone?
Tinkles is real.Copy !req
198. That means so am I.Copy !req
199. - Sorry, Summer.
- Man, I'm sorry, Summer.Copy !req
200. I was on the wrong side
of the pitchfork on this one.Copy !req
201. Okay, look, we shouldn't need
evidence or logicCopy !req
202. to know who's family
and who isn't.Copy !req
203. I know
who the Smiths are.Copy !req
204. I've known Beth
since High School.Copy !req
205. And her husband,
sleepy Gary,Copy !req
206. is hands down
my absolute best friend.Copy !req
207. Thanks, Jerry.Copy !req
208. Beyond that,
no offense to any of you,Copy !req
209. but all bets
are off.Copy !req
210. Look, I'm not used to being
this unsure for this long.Copy !req
211. I'm just gonna aim for shoulders
starting with the weird girl.Copy !req
212. Aah!Copy !req
213. - Grandpa Rick!
- Hold still, "Summer."Copy !req
214. Rick,
that is my daughter.Copy !req
215. Oh, yeah? Well, what if you just
think that, sleepy Gary?Copy !req
216. I've known you for 15 years.
Don't make me hurt you.Copy !req
217. Rick, these are
our family and friends,Copy !req
218. the people
we barbecue with.Copy !req
219. Have you forgotten
the barbecue?Copy !req
220. Wait,
why would you want me to —Copy !req
221. You're one of them,
aren't you?Copy !req
222. Rick. You love
those barbecues, Rick.Copy !req
223. You love them.
Hai!Copy !req
224. Remember it,
Rick?Copy !req
225. Shut up, Hamurai!
Shut up, Amish Cyborg!Copy !req
226. What is this?
'90s Conan?Copy !req
227. Remember the barbecue.Copy !req
228. Remember the barbecue.Copy !req
229. Remember the barbecue.Copy !req
230. You know what, Pencilvester?Copy !req
231. It took me my whole life
to realize it,Copy !req
232. but I love barbecuing.Copy !req
233. - You're good at it, Rick.
- Watch me, baby.Copy !req
234. I'm like Tom Cruise from,
um, "Cuisine"Copy !req
235. or w-whatever that movie's
called where he makes drinks.Copy !req
236. Yeah,
check me out.Copy !req
237. I'm like Tom Cruise
from "Cuisine."Copy !req
238. Yeah.Copy !req
239. Is that what it's called?
"Cuisine"?Copy !req
240. Wow!
Hey, everybody.Copy !req
241. Let's give it up
for the grillmaster Rick!Copy !req
242. Rick!
Rick! Rick!Copy !req
243. Wait.Copy !req
244. Noooooo!Copy !req
245. Shoot. Now look.Copy !req
246. It's like
a "Where's Waldo?" page.Copy !req
247. Can you find me?Copy !req
248. Check out
all these zany characters.Copy !req
249. We'll be right back
after these messages.Copy !req
250. I think
you should put down the gunCopy !req
251. and we should get you
to a doctor.Copy !req
252. What do you say we take down
these blast shields?Copy !req
253. - yeah.
- I can't do that, sleepy Gary.Copy !req
254. All right,
everybody listen to me.Copy !req
255. I don't know
if any of you guys are real,Copy !req
256. but this house has been infested
with fake loved onesCopy !req
257. that spread
through fake memories,Copy !req
258. and our planet will be destroyed
if they get out.Copy !req
259. But, Rick,
even you have to admitCopy !req
260. you do tend
to overreact to stuff.Copy !req
261. You guys,
we got to hurry.Copy !req
262. I just got back
from Walmart.Copy !req
263. They're selling Nintendo 3DS
systems for $149.99 on sale,Copy !req
264. plus every time you buy one,
you get a $50 gift card.Copy !req
265. Brings the total price down
to $110 after tax.Copy !req
266. Now, listen, we can flip
those sons of bitchesCopy !req
267. for 230 bucks
apiece easy!Copy !req
268. They're all limited-edition
"Zelda" ones.Copy !req
269. Hurry! Hurry!
Come with me!Copy !req
270. We can be rich,
and we also all get to keep oneCopy !req
271. and we can play
Nintendo games!Copy !req
272. Nintendo,
give me free stuff.Copy !req
273. Okay, yes, I definitely
remember doing that,Copy !req
274. but also,
I would never do that.Copy !req
275. Don't overreact, Rick.Copy !req
276. Sleepy Gary, a word?
Sure, Jerry.Copy !req
277. Rick, keep a
level head, okay?Copy !req
278. 'Cause I'll tell you a secret
about Frankenstein —Copy !req
279. He's actually
Frankenstein's monster.Copy !req
280. Sleepy Gary,
m-my head is filledCopy !req
281. with memories
of our friendship.Copy !req
282. I'm convinced
that you're Beth's husbandCopy !req
283. and I'm your friend,Copy !req
284. but if those memories
can't be trusted, then...Copy !req
285. Jerry,
just say it.Copy !req
286. Sleepy Gary,
how do we know I'm real?Copy !req
287. Jesus, Jerry.Copy !req
288. No, you're real.Copy !req
289. Hey,
look at me.Copy !req
290. Now, I don't know
which way is up out there,Copy !req
291. but I know us,
and you're real, Jerry.Copy !req
292. Remember our vacation?Copy !req
293. They're filming that new "Star
Wars" movie down the coast.Copy !req
294. Should we
check it out?Copy !req
295. Sure. Why not?Copy !req
296. Maybe we'll see
Chewbacca.Copy !req
297. I'd like that.Copy !req
298. What are we doing?Copy !req
299. I don't give a damn
what else happens out there.Copy !req
300. You and I
are going to survive this.Copy !req
301. Okay.Copy !req
302. Hey,
we agreed.Copy !req
303. Never in the house.Copy !req
304. That's a cool watch
there, Rick.Copy !req
305. Can I
check it out?Copy !req
306. Uh, no thank —Copy !req
307. Okay.Copy !req
308. Trying
to figure outCopy !req
309. how to lower
the blast shields, huh?Copy !req
310. Anybody here
think it's suspiciousCopy !req
311. that a lot of people in here
can't wait to get out of here?Copy !req
312. Ah, you're paranoid, Rick.
You've been paranoid since 'Nam.Copy !req
313. So,
what are you gonna doCopy !req
314. when you rotate back
to the world, Frankenstein?Copy !req
315. Shi-i-i-i-t.
I'mma bust a —Copy !req
316. No!
Get out of my head, parasite!Copy !req
317. - No!
- Drop it.Copy !req
318. Give me the gun,
Frankenstein!Copy !req
319. Give it back!Copy !req
320. Yeah!Copy !req
321. Frankenstein!Copy !req
322. Is anyone here even real?Copy !req
323. Am I the only real person
on Earth?Copy !req
324. Maybe.Copy !req
325. Or maybe, just maybe,
we're all real.Copy !req
326. You know me.
I'm Reverse Giraffe.Copy !req
327. I have a short neck
and legs.Copy !req
328. I went to college
with Hamurai. Hai!Copy !req
329. I saved Ghost In A Jar's
life in Vietnam.Copy !req
330. Boo rah!
And, Beth, how many timesCopy !req
331. have I been a shoulder
for you to cry on?Copy !req
332. Too many.Copy !req
333. Okay,
so maybe we're just all fake.Copy !req
334. That don't make
no sense!Copy !req
335. Or maybe there's only one
deceiver here —Copy !req
336. The person
that keeps telling usCopy !req
337. the path to salvation
is being held prisonerCopy !req
338. and mistrusting
each other.Copy !req
339. Hey,
don't blame me!Copy !req
340. I tried to shoot Summer
10 minutes ago!Copy !req
341. I know we all have
beloved memories of Rick,Copy !req
342. but are we really
supposed to believeCopy !req
343. that a mad scientist inventor
with a flying carCopy !req
344. just showed up on our doorstep
after being gone for years?Copy !req
345. Yeah, you know,
he does haveCopy !req
346. a lot of really weird,
made-up sounding catchphrases.Copy !req
347. Wubba lubba dub dub!Copy !req
348. Ricky ticky tavi, beyotch!Copy !req
349. And that's the wa-a-a-a-y
the news goes.Copy !req
350. Hit the sack,
Jack.Copy !req
351. Uh-oh!
Somersault jump.Copy !req
352. AIDS!Copy !req
353. And that's why I always say
shum shum shlippedy dop!Copy !req
354. Grassss tastes bad-ah.Copy !req
355. No jumpin'
in the sewer.Copy !req
356. Burger time!Copy !req
357. Rubber baby
baby bunkers!Copy !req
358. Lick, lick,
lick my balls!Copy !req
359. Yeah!Copy !req
360. Say that all the time.Copy !req
361. That's a fake-ass catchphrase
right there.Copy !req
362. Yeah, don't forget
his incredibly vague back story.Copy !req
363. Beth,
I'm your father!Copy !req
364. Oh, are you, dad?
Are you?Copy !req
365. Rick, if you want
to prove you're real,Copy !req
366. just do what any of the rest
of us would do and —Copy !req
367. and — and open
the blast shieldsCopy !req
368. and let us
the hell out of here!Copy !req
369. Why don't you make me,
implausibly naive pubescent boyCopy !req
370. with an old Jewish
comedy writer's name?Copy !req
371. Ooh!
Ooh! Ooh!Copy !req
372. In your face!Copy !req
373. Give me the gun.Copy !req
374. I'm not doing this
in front of Pencilvester.Copy !req
375. Bring him
to the garage.Copy !req
376. You listen to me, you
son of a bitch parasite scum.Copy !req
377. We could either do this
the easy way or the hard way.Copy !req
378. You know, y-y-y—
do you want to live?Copy !req
379. Then open
the blast shield doors.Copy !req
380. Shut up, Morty,
you brainwashed, little turdCopy !req
381. that might not even be real
because I'm brainwashed, too.Copy !req
382. You know, Rick,
this isn't easy for us.Copy !req
383. You know, w-we all remember
you as a friend.Copy !req
384. Oh, oh, oh,
really?Copy !req
385. Well, I remember you as a whiny,
little piece of shit, Morty!Copy !req
386. - Oh — oh, yeah?
- Yeah!Copy !req
387. I've got
about a thousand memoriesCopy !req
388. of your dumb, little ass and
about six of them are pleasant.Copy !req
389. The rest
is annoying garbage.Copy !req
390. So why don't you do us both
a favor and pull the trigger?Copy !req
391. Do it!
Do it, motherfucker!Copy !req
392. Pull
the fucking trigger!Copy !req
393. Oh, wow.Copy !req
394. Baby Wizard
was a parasite?Copy !req
395. He set me up
with my wife.Copy !req
396. What the hell?Copy !req
397. I figured it out, Rick!Copy !req
398. The parasites can only create
pleasant memories.Copy !req
399. I know
you're realCopy !req
400. because I have a ton
of bad memories with you!Copy !req
401. Holy crap, Morty,
you're right.Copy !req
402. Is — is — isn't that what you were trying
to make me understand by yelling at me?Copy !req
403. Well, yeah,
duh-doy.Copy !req
404. T-took you
long enough.Copy !req
405. Now let's go, Morty.Copy !req
406. We got a lot of friends
and family to exterminate.Copy !req
407. Everybody remain calm! This is
gonna take some explaining.Copy !req
408. We need to kill everyone that
we can only remember fondly.Copy !req
409. Who's got a bad memory
about Mrs. Refrigerator?Copy !req
410. I-I-I-I — everyone has
bad memories of me.Copy !req
411. You remember
that one time?Copy !req
412. Ooh, man,
we couldn't stop screaming.Copy !req
413. Uh, roller coasters aren't bad,
Mrs. Refrigerator.Copy !req
414. They're thrilling.Copy !req
415. And you've been a perfect
companion to me my entire life.Copy !req
416. The jig is up!Copy !req
417. Get me out of here.Copy !req
418. Get me out of here!Copy !req
419. Aah!Copy !req
420. Oh shit!Copy !req
421. Everybody back!
If you're not a parasite,Copy !req
422. you have nothing to fear.
So what about Summer?Copy !req
423. Why am I
always your go-to?Copy !req
424. - Never go in my room again.
- I didn't!Copy !req
425. She's real.Copy !req
426. She's my bitch
of a sister.Copy !req
427. Nice.Copy !req
428. Mom,
are you driving me to —Copy !req
429. Hmm?
Yeah, yeah, yes. What time?Copy !req
430. Oh, my god.
Are you drunk?Copy !req
431. What are you?Copy !req
432. My wife coach?
- Your what?Copy !req
433. - Oh! God!
- Oh. Oh, my gosh.Copy !req
434. - Oh! God! Mom!
- Sweetheart, are you okay?Copy !req
435. I didn't mean to —Copy !req
436. I'm gonna have a bruise!
It's picture day!Copy !req
437. It's not — don't overreact.
I can clean it up.Copy !req
438. I want the police to take me!Copy !req
439. Morty,
give a gun to the ladyCopy !req
440. that got pregnant with me
too earlyCopy !req
441. and constantly makes it
our problem.Copy !req
442. Thank you,
sweetie.Copy !req
443. Beth, Beth, please!Copy !req
444. I thought it was too
good to be trueCopy !req
445. that we'd have
compatible kidneys.Copy !req
446. Come on, man.Copy !req
447. Haven't we ever had
an uncomfortable silenceCopy !req
448. or an awkward fart
on a road trip?Copy !req
449. Come on, Pencilvester.
Give me anything.Copy !req
450. Rick,
I'm Pencilvester.Copy !req
451. Listen to that name.
You can't kill me.Copy !req
452. You're right.Copy !req
453. Kill Pencilvester.Copy !req
454. Summer,
I've always loved you!Copy !req
455. Yep.Copy !req
456. Oh, my god!Copy !req
457. I-I-I thought you went
to a concert!Copy !req
458. We forgot the tickets!
Why in the kitchen?Copy !req
459. I do it everywhere!
Stop shaming me!Copy !req
460. You're not
the victim here!Copy !req
461. I hate you, and I was thinking
about your friend Grace!Copy !req
462. Aaaaaah!Copy !req
463. Ah. Master Rick.Copy !req
464. Remember when you weren't
going to shoot me?Copy !req
465. I guess I did the Butler!
Ha ha!Copy !req
466. Does —
d-does that scan?Copy !req
467. Oh,
I-I get it.Copy !req
468. It's a play
on "The Butler Did It."Copy !req
469. Thanks,
Ghost In A Jar.Copy !req
470. You always were good at pointing
out potentially obscure comedy.Copy !req
471. You got to hide me,
sleepy Gary.Copy !req
472. Don't worry.
I have a plan.Copy !req
473. If we can get to my boat,
there's a —Copy !req
474. No. No!Copy !req
475. Just send me to Gary.
I want to be with Gary.Copy !req
476. Oh, god.Copy !req
477. Whoa.
What the hell?Copy !req
478. Look out
for that homeless guy!Copy !req
479. Open the door!
Open the door! Open the door!Copy !req
480. There isn't time!
Just run!Copy !req
481. Get out here and help me!Copy !req
482. They say you shouldn't do that!
Just run!Copy !req
483. Ugh. Sorry, Jerry.
You're real.Copy !req
484. I'm a parasite!Copy !req
485. Yeah,
but you're real.Copy !req
486. Uh, uh, I need time
to forget about sleepy Gary.Copy !req
487. Me, too.Copy !req
488. From now on, let's all be carefulCopy !req
489. to wash our hands when
we get back from outer space.Copy !req
490. That goes
for everyone.Copy !req
491. This is depressing.Copy !req
492. We killed every good
person in the house.Copy !req
493. We're what's left?
What a family.Copy !req
494. At least we're real,
Jerry.Copy !req
495. We're real.
Ricky ticky tavi!Copy !req
496. Ooh, whee!
Amen to that.Copy !req
497. Now, this little Poopypants
is hungry.Copy !req
498. Will somebody
pass me a pork chop?Copy !req
499. Huh.Copy !req
500. I-is — is something wrong,
Beth?Copy !req
501. Ow!Copy !req
502. Oh, my god!Copy !req
503. No, Beth! Oh fuck!Copy !req
504. Wait, but I —Copy !req
505. - Oh, Beth! Why?
- I need an ambulance!Copy !req
506. There's been a shooting.
My wife shot...Copy !req
507. Uh, my — my wife shot
a long-time family friend.Copy !req
508. Why?Copy !req
509. Oh, my god, oh, my god,
oh, my god, Mr. Poopybutthole.Copy !req
510. - I-I thought —
- Keep breathing!Copy !req
511. - Oh, god. What's happening?
- Look at me!Copy !req
512. Look at me!
Don't — don't fall asleep!Copy !req
513. Is — is this what
bleeding to death is?Copy !req
514. Oh, whee.
Is this how I die?Copy !req
515. Oh, geez!
Oh, my god!Copy !req
516. Why would you
do this? Beth.Copy !req
517. It's not
supposed to hurt.Copy !req
518. - I-I thought...Copy !req
519. Ooh, whee.Copy !req
520. Oh, he — he's looking
a lot better.Copy !req
521. Listen, Beth, don't torture yourself.Copy !req
522. I made a similar mistake
years ago,Copy !req
523. but, you know,
on a planetary scale.Copy !req
524. Is, um,
is he mad at me?Copy !req
525. He's not
pressing charges.Copy !req
526. I mean, that's got to be
the "You shot me" equivalentCopy !req
527. of not being mad.Copy !req
528. Can he
have visitors?Copy !req
529. He'd like
to be alone.Copy !req
530. He told me
to tell you he's sorryCopy !req
531. you didn't have bad
memories of him?Copy !req
532. If you love him,
you should leave.Copy !req
533. And that's the wa-a-a-a-y
the news goes.Copy !req
534. Did you get any of that?Copy !req
535. It's-a good show-a.Copy !req