1. The trick to cereal is
keeping 70% above the milk.Copy !req
2. Jerry, get a job.Copy !req
3. Uh, w-why
don't you get it, Jerry?Copy !req
4. You're the man of the house,
and you don't have a job.Copy !req
5. Delivery for Rick.Copy !req
6. Morning, Summer, Beth,
and Jerry.Copy !req
7. - Gross. What is that thing?
- It's a courier flap.Copy !req
8. It's like the intergalactic
version of UPS,Copy !req
9. but less off-putting.Copy !req
10. Oh, shiiit!Copy !req
11. It looks like an egg-vite
from Birdperson.Copy !req
12. Must be time
for his annual Oscar party.Copy !req
13. And, by the way,
our TV signals take light yearsCopy !req
14. to reach his planet.Copy !req
15. Nobody tell him
that "Braveheart" wins.Copy !req
16. Greetings.
This is Birdperson.Copy !req
17. And Tammy!Copy !req
18. Inviting you
to planet Squanch forCopy !req
19. our mate-melding ceremony —
- Blugh!Copy !req
20. If you're from Earth,Copy !req
21. that means
we're getting married!Copy !req
22. Oh, my god! My friend Tammy's
marrying Birdperson!Copy !req
23. What the hell
is a Birdperson?Copy !req
24. He's Rick's best
friend.Copy !req
25. Uh, l-let's not
get carried away, Morty.Copy !req
26. Would you like to RSVP
or send a gift?Copy !req
27. No. Weddings are basically
funerals with cake.Copy !req
28. If I wanted to watch someone
throw their life away,Copy !req
29. I'd hang out with Jerry all day.Copy !req
30. Affirmative!
Returning to sender.Copy !req
31. No, hold on, stay,
courier flaps.Copy !req
32. - Staying!
- Dad, you have a friend...Copy !req
33. that's getting married.
That's a big deal.Copy !req
34. It's a big deal
he has a friend.Copy !req
35. What do you know
about friendship, Jerry?Copy !req
36. Confirmed,
shipping Jerry.Copy !req
37. - Whoa, whoa, wait! Aah!
- Oh, god! Jerry!Copy !req
38. - Dad!
- Dad!Copy !req
39. Where is it
taking him?Copy !req
40. I assume
planet Squanch —Copy !req
41. 6,000 light years
across the galaxy.Copy !req
42. Whoa, t-that's —
That's insane!Copy !req
43. Yeah, I know. Now we have
to go to the wedding.Copy !req
44. Rick Sanchez!Copy !req
45. You psycho bag
of squanch!Copy !req
46. Hey, what's up,
Squanchy?Copy !req
47. - Hey, Squanchy.
- Morty, Summer!Copy !req
48. And you must be Beth.Copy !req
49. Mwah!
Ensquanche!Copy !req
50. Your language has the word
"squanch" in it a lot.Copy !req
51. Doesn't that become
tedious and worn out,Copy !req
52. like the Smurf thing?Copy !req
53. Beth, Squanchy culture
is more contextual than literal.Copy !req
54. Just say what's in your
squanch and people understand.Copy !req
55. Oh. Okay.Copy !req
56. I squanch my family.Copy !req
57. - Uh...
- What? I do.Copy !req
58. I squanch my family.
- Stop saying it. Gross.Copy !req
59. Come on in, guys.Copy !req
60. The guest are having
cocksquanches.Copy !req
61. Where am I?
- You're at a wedding.Copy !req
62. Go change.Copy !req
63. Oh, you made it!Copy !req
64. I wouldn't miss it
for the world!Copy !req
65. Oh, my god.
I love your ring.Copy !req
66. Thanks. It was
Birdperson's grandmother's.Copy !req
67. She fought
a squirrel for it.Copy !req
68. Birdperson.Copy !req
69. Rick, I am pleased
you and your familyCopy !req
70. could witness my melding
with Tammy.Copy !req
71. Our pleasure.Copy !req
72. Yeah, I just hope
you got a pre-meld.Copy !req
73. - Rick!
- What? It's just a practicalCopy !req
74. way of making sure that
when she's done with you,Copy !req
75. you can get
one of your balls back.Copy !req
76. - Jesus, Dad.
- He's grumpy from the flight.Copy !req
77. Ohh, I-I was happy
on the flight.Copy !req
78. I'm grumpy
from the landing.Copy !req
79. Well, I looked
at the guest book.Copy !req
80. We don't know
a damn person here.Copy !req
81. Hi! Jerry Smith —
Father of the bride's friend.Copy !req
82. Advertising is my usual game,
but I'm between —Copy !req
83. Jerry, stop networking.
We're in space.Copy !req
84. "Jerry, get a job!Copy !req
85. Jerry, don't look for a job
at an alien wedding!"Copy !req
86. I don't get you.
- This is the closest...Copy !req
87. I've ever gotten to this part
of my father's life.Copy !req
88. I don't want
to blow it.Copy !req
89. Okay, I get it.
I'm cramping your style.Copy !req
90. You say you get it, but
I'm scared you'll keep doing it.Copy !req
91. Look, here's some humans
you can practice on.Copy !req
92. You must be
Summer's mom and dad.Copy !req
93. We're Tammy's parents —
Pat and Donna Guterman.Copy !req
94. Hi. Beth.
This is Jerry.Copy !req
95. So your teenage daughter's
marrying a Birdman.Copy !req
96. Are you guys
down with that?Copy !req
97. No pun intended.Copy !req
98. We're quite proud.Copy !req
99. He's a wonderful person
and an incredible Bird.Copy !req
100. Still, what is he, 40?Copy !req
101. It's just, you know,Copy !req
102. when he was 30,
she was an actual child.Copy !req
103. When he was her age,
she wasn't born.Copy !req
104. When he was,
let's see, like, 18,Copy !req
105. she was literally
in there in your womb.Copy !req
106. Imagine being pregnant
with your daughterCopy !req
107. and a Bird teenager
comes into your home and says,Copy !req
108. "I'll take that.
I'll have sex with that."Copy !req
109. Give us one second.Copy !req
110. Were you born with your feet
in your mouth?Copy !req
111. I was transported here
against my will in a meatball, all right.Copy !req
112. So take your attitude
to the men's section of KMart,Copy !req
113. 'cause you need to cut me
some slack... s.Copy !req
114. I want you to stand
in the cornerCopy !req
115. and face the corner
and talk to nobody.Copy !req
116. Maybe... I... will.Copy !req
117. You know, you're not being
very supportiveCopy !req
118. of Birdperson
on his big day.Copy !req
119. Birdperson's big day,
Morty,Copy !req
120. was at Blood Ridge
on Glapflap's third moonCopy !req
121. against
the Gromflamites!Copy !req
122. This?
This is a losing battle.Copy !req
123. Geez, Rick,
it's not like he's dying.Copy !req
124. He's getting married!Copy !req
125. I mean, what do you think's
gonna happenCopy !req
126. if you open yourself up
a little bit?Copy !req
127. I mean, look around.Copy !req
128. This is your family and friends
all around you, you know?Copy !req
129. Take the day off.Copy !req
130. There's nothing to run from,
nothing to fight.Copy !req
131. That's his last name.Copy !req
132. Are you
hyphenating it?Copy !req
133. Squanch this, mo-Fo.Copy !req
134. Good one, Morty.
Excuse me, bartender.Copy !req
135. Can you make me
a dumb grandson pep talk?Copy !req
136. It's one part lame advice about
stuff you know nothing aboutCopy !req
137. and a lot of vodka.Copy !req
138. Mm-Hmm.
I have a lot of vodka.Copy !req
139. Then I'll take
one of those.Copy !req
140. I don't need the rest.Copy !req
141. God, whatever, Rick.Copy !req
142. It sounds like you and my dad
have a long history together.Copy !req
143. Wish I could say
the same.Copy !req
144. The road your father and I
walked togetherCopy !req
145. is soaked deeply with the blood
of both friends and enemies.Copy !req
146. Must be nice.Copy !req
147. Um, I used to
have to draw himCopy !req
148. into family photos
with a crayon.Copy !req
149. The war in which we fought
is far from over.Copy !req
150. We live our lives
in hiding.Copy !req
151. I guess I should
be happy for you.Copy !req
152. I mean, great,
you guys got to hang out.Copy !req
153. I hope you had
a blast.Copy !req
154. The galactic government
considers us terrorists.Copy !req
155. It's unwise of me
to share these details,Copy !req
156. but I've
become inebriated.Copy !req
157. I don't know
if you can appreciateCopy !req
158. what it means to grow up
without a father, but —Copy !req
159. The guest list
at this weddingCopy !req
160. includes 17 of the Federation's
most wanted.Copy !req
161. We have committed
numerous atrocitiesCopy !req
162. in the name of freedom.Copy !req
163. Annnd during that time,Copy !req
164. I don't suppose he
ever mentioned his daughter.Copy !req
165. Are those baby quiches?Copy !req
166. Night crawler pate.Copy !req
167. I should prepare
for the ceremony.Copy !req
168. Like talking
to a brick wall.Copy !req
169. In the name of the squanch,
the six rivers,Copy !req
170. the four squanches,
and the nine balls,Copy !req
171. I unite these two organisms
in eternal squanch!Copy !req
172. Tammy, you may
squanch your vows now.Copy !req
173. Birdperson...Copy !req
174. You are my seed,
my worm, my earliness,Copy !req
175. and my lack of cats.Copy !req
176. I promise to be yours
until your death.Copy !req
177. - Nice!
- Aww!Copy !req
178. Birdperson.Copy !req
179. Tammy, I was approaching
infertility when I met you,Copy !req
180. but there is still time.Copy !req
181. I am yours
until my death.Copy !req
182. Aww!Copy !req
183. Aww.Copy !req
184. I now pronounce you
Squanch and Birdperson!Copy !req
185. I am not staring at you.Copy !req
186. I am a cyborg photographer.
Just act natural.Copy !req
187. This is a candid shot.Copy !req
188. I don't require
a camera so —Copy !req
189. Sorry.Copy !req
190. Hi.
I am not staring at you...Copy !req
191. Uh, hi, everybody.Copy !req
192. I'm Rick.Copy !req
193. You know, when I first
met Birdperson, he was, uhh...Copy !req
194. Listen, I'm not the nicest guy
in the universeCopy !req
195. because I'm the smartest.Copy !req
196. And being nice is something
stupid people doCopy !req
197. to hedge their bets.Copy !req
198. Now, I haven't been
exactly subtleCopy !req
199. about how little
I trust marriage.Copy !req
200. I couldn't make it work,Copy !req
201. and I could turn a black hole
into a sun,Copy !req
202. so at a certain point,
you got to ask yourselfCopy !req
203. what are the odds
this is legitCopy !req
204. and not just some big lie
we're all telling ourselvesCopy !req
205. because we're afraid
to die alone?Copy !req
206. Because, you know, that's
exactly how we all die — alone.Copy !req
207. - Oh, boy.
- Oh, Dad.Copy !req
208. Jesus.Copy !req
209. But — But...
here's the thing.Copy !req
210. Birdperson is my best friend,Copy !req
211. and if he loves Tammy, well,
then I love Tammy, too.Copy !req
212. To friendship, to love, and
to my greatest adventure yet —Copy !req
213. Opening myself up
to others.Copy !req
214. Hear, hear!
Cheers!Copy !req
215. Cheers to that,
motherfucker!Copy !req
216. Thank you, Rick.
That was beautiful.Copy !req
217. Gosh, I look around this room,
and I think,Copy !req
218. "Uh, Tammy,
you're a high-School seniorCopy !req
219. from the planet Earth,
and you're marryingCopy !req
220. a 40-year-old Birdperson?
Like, what?"Copy !req
221. Yeah, Tammy!Copy !req
222. But then I think, you know,
in a lot of ways,Copy !req
223. I'm not a high-School senior
from the planet Earth.Copy !req
224. In a lot of ways,
what I really amCopy !req
225. is a deep-cover agent
for the Galactic Federation,Copy !req
226. and you guys are
a group of wanted criminals,Copy !req
227. and this entire building is,
in a certain sense, surrounded.Copy !req
228. Oh, shit.Copy !req
229. - I... don't get the metaphor.
- I'll explain it to you later.Copy !req
230. Everyone here is
under arrestCopy !req
231. for crimes
against the Federation.Copy !req
232. L'chaim!Copy !req
233. - Tammy, what are you doing?
- Sit your Bird ass down.Copy !req
234. Tammy?Copy !req
235. Birdperson!
No!Copy !req
236. Holy —Copy !req
237. Drop the portal gun.Copy !req
238. Slide it to
the center of the room.Copy !req
239. Somebody confiscate that
and don't damage it.Copy !req
240. They'll want it at —Copy !req
241. There's no time
to squanch!Copy !req
242. Get your family
out of here!Copy !req
243. I got this.Copy !req
244. How about a taste
of my squanch?Copy !req
245. Come on, this way!Copy !req
246. Squanch this!Copy !req
247. Good thing I grabbed
a space weapon.Copy !req
248. That's a confetti gun,
you fucking idiot!Copy !req
249. - Dad!
- Hold on tight!Copy !req
250. Aaah!Copy !req
251. Aaaah!Copy !req
252. Goddamn it!
Goddamn it!Copy !req
253. What the hell happened
back there?Copy !req
254. This is on you guys.
I told you weddings are stupid.Copy !req
255. Uh, Rick, is there anything
you'd like to tell usCopy !req
256. about your relationshipCopy !req
257. with this previously unknown
galactic government?Copy !req
258. All the important points
seem pretty clear, no?Copy !req
259. They think they control
the galaxy, I disagree.Copy !req
260. Don't hate the player,
hate the game, son.Copy !req
261. How could you be so dishonest
with this family?Copy !req
262. Oh! Oh, should I have been
more open and trustingCopy !req
263. and loving like,
oh, I don't know,Copy !req
264. my now dead best friend?
Or your daughter,Copy !req
265. who is BFFs
with an intergalactic narc?Copy !req
266. Hey, Tammy was cool!Copy !req
267. - And now we know why.
- Because of you!Copy !req
268. Fuck you, Summer,
and fuck the government,Copy !req
269. and fuck me
for letting my guard down,Copy !req
270. which I will never
do again.Copy !req
271. Geez, Rick!Copy !req
272. You can't say f—
"'F' you" to your granddaughter.Copy !req
273. I just did, Morty.
Here's dessert. Fuck you.Copy !req
274. Look, I think we've all had
a tough wedding.Copy !req
275. Actually,
the wedding was beautiful.Copy !req
276. The reception got
out of hand.Copy !req
277. Anyway, I say we go home,
sleep it off,Copy !req
278. and have a family meeting
in the morning.Copy !req
279. Yeah, about going home,
we can't — ever.Copy !req
280. What?Copy !req
281. Oh, these guys are
looking for us now.Copy !req
282. Earth will be swarming
with them.Copy !req
283. Us?Copy !req
284. - Jerry —
- I want to go home!Copy !req
285. Look, anyone that wants
to go back to Earth is free to.Copy !req
286. But here's
what's gonna happen.Copy !req
287. Alien bureaucrats are gonna
arrest you.Copy !req
288. They're gonna put
the intergalactic equivalentCopy !req
289. of jumper cables
under your nuts and or labiaCopy !req
290. and hook them up
to an alien car batteryCopy !req
291. until you tell them
where I am —Copy !req
292. Which I guarantee you,
you're not gonna know,Copy !req
293. which I guarantee
they won't believe.Copy !req
294. So who's homesick?
By applause.Copy !req
295. Ladies? Anybody?Copy !req
296. What are we going to do?
Where are we going to live?Copy !req
297. Take it easy.
This is a blessing in disguise.Copy !req
298. Fuck Earth.Copy !req
299. You realize our planet's name
means dirt, right?Copy !req
300. We'll find a new world.Copy !req
301. Computer, how many planets
in the Milky WayCopy !req
302. are at least 90% similar
to Earth?Copy !req
303. 765 known planets.Copy !req
304. How many of those are outside
federal jurisdiction?Copy !req
305. Three.Copy !req
306. See?
Our cup runneth over.Copy !req
307. Now, who wants
to go shoppingCopy !req
308. for a brand-new
motherfucking world?Copy !req
309. All right!Copy !req
310. Look at this baby!Copy !req
311. Would you even know
that wasn't Earth?Copy !req
312. Yes, because
there's no Africa.Copy !req
313. Pssh. White people
problems, Morty.Copy !req
314. Let's go down
and check her out.Copy !req
315. Oh. I thought
it was further away.Copy !req
316. I uh... I guess this one's
a little small.Copy !req
317. All right, uh, maybe —Copy !req
318. Maybe we should go check out
the other two, huh?Copy !req
319. Okay,
this one's bigger.Copy !req
320. This looks nice.Copy !req
321. Mom, Dad, look!Copy !req
322. Strawberries on a cob!Copy !req
323. Whoa!
Hey, check this out!Copy !req
324. Flowers on a cob!Copy !req
325. Huh. Strawberries and flowers
on a cob, huh?Copy !req
326. That's pretty cool.Copy !req
327. Are those...
mountains on a cob?Copy !req
328. Oh, my god.Copy !req
329. Get in the ship, sweetie.
- What?Copy !req
330. Get in
the goddamn ship!Copy !req
331. Everything's on a cob!Copy !req
332. The whole planet's on a cob!
Go, go, go!Copy !req
333. All right,
third time's the charm.Copy !req
334. See what we got here.Copy !req
335. Seems good.Copy !req
336. And nothing
on the cob.Copy !req
337. Didn't know that was
a necessity, but...Copy !req
338. No, it's nice.
I think this might be it.Copy !req
339. Wow!
Hey, look, you guys.Copy !req
340. The sun's rising.Copy !req
341. Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!Copy !req
342. Uh, Dad, how long are the days
on this planet?Copy !req
343. Uh, computer, how long
are the days on this planet?Copy !req
344. 42 hours.Copy !req
345. All right, well,
those are the two choices,Copy !req
346. 'cause cob planet is
off the table.Copy !req
347. Now let's take a vote.Copy !req
348. Well, it's official.Copy !req
349. The obscure planet
known as Earth,Copy !req
350. formerly the hiding place
of interstellar terroristCopy !req
351. and fugitive Rick Sanchez,Copy !req
352. has just become
the 6,048th planetCopy !req
353. to join
the Galactic Federation.Copy !req
354. The plucky little ball
of water and dirt,Copy !req
355. which is where
it gets its name,Copy !req
356. is dominated by seven billion
primate-descended nativesCopy !req
357. who love to eat spaghetti
and pray to kangaroos.Copy !req
358. Spaghetti, kangaroos?
I've gotta check this place out.Copy !req
359. Well, you can.Copy !req
360. Contact the Ministry of Tourism
for details.Copy !req
361. Up next,
teenagers are calling itCopy !req
362. And it's not
what you think.Copy !req
363. What are you —
What did you do that for?Copy !req
364. Dramatic effect.Copy !req
365. Good morning, family.
Oh, do I smell bacon?Copy !req
366. Yes, we discovered
a species of tiny pigCopy !req
367. off the coast
of New AustraliaCopy !req
368. about 30 yards east.
- Or 300 yards west.Copy !req
369. We'd offer you some,Copy !req
370. but we hunted it to extinction
for breakfast.Copy !req
371. Well, I thought
I'd walk to the South PoleCopy !req
372. and do a little bit
of exploring.Copy !req
373. If you guys need me,
just yellCopy !req
374. or throw something
so hardCopy !req
375. that it goes around the world
and hits me.Copy !req
376. Okay, now that he's gone,Copy !req
377. can we please talk about
our situation?Copy !req
378. Dad, you can't talk about people
behind their back.Copy !req
379. You know,
it's a small world.Copy !req
380. Please,
he's in the South Pole!Copy !req
381. And we need to have
a serious conversation.Copy !req
382. South Pole discovered,
baby!Copy !req
383. Ohhhh!Copy !req
384. Oh fuck! An ice cave?Copy !req
385. Shit!Copy !req
386. Things just keep on
getting better.Copy !req
387. Wow, it's
the planet's core.Copy !req
388. I'm just saying,Copy !req
389. we keep acting
like there's only two options,Copy !req
390. but there's not.Copy !req
391. So, yes, if we went
back to Earth,Copy !req
392. as long as Rick was out there,
they'd wanna interrogate us.Copy !req
393. But, and this is
purely hypothetical,Copy !req
394. what if we turned your father in
to the government?Copy !req
395. Jerry, so help me god,Copy !req
396. if you ever bring this up again,
no more bacon.Copy !req
397. There already
is no more bacon!Copy !req
398. This world sucks!
Our life sucks!Copy !req
399. Why are we doing this
for someoneCopy !req
400. that would never do anything
for anyone but himself?Copy !req
401. That's not the point, Dad!Copy !req
402. We love Rick...
f-for the most part.Copy !req
403. Yeah, you don't love
people in hopes of a reward,Copy !req
404. Dad, you love them
unconditionally.Copy !req
405. That's very good, kids.
I'm proud of you.Copy !req
406. Okay, so let me
get this straight.Copy !req
407. For the rest
of your lives,Copy !req
408. no matter
how much it hurts you,Copy !req
409. no matter how much it
destroys our children's futures,Copy !req
410. we're gonna do whatever
Rick wants, whenever he wants?Copy !req
411. - Yes.
- Why?Copy !req
412. Because I don't want him to
leave again, you dumb asshole!Copy !req
413. Hey. Uh...Copy !req
414. I was gonna hope over
to the Gloppydrop system,Copy !req
415. get some ice cream.Copy !req
416. You — You want me
to come with?Copy !req
417. Don't you need my brain waves
for camouflage or something?Copy !req
418. I'll be okay.
Bye, Morty.Copy !req
419. Rick?Copy !req
420. You're not leaving,
right?Copy !req
421. Yeah, I am.
To get ice cream.Copy !req
422. So, you're
coming back?Copy !req
423. Morty, if you go to where
there's a bunch of ice creamCopy !req
424. and then
you don't come back,Copy !req
425. you haven't
actually gotten ice cream,Copy !req
426. you've just gone
where ice cream is.Copy !req
427. Rick, I can handle it
if you go,Copy !req
428. but you'll
break Mom's heart.Copy !req
429. And I won't forgive you
for that.Copy !req
430. Where's the van,
Morty?Copy !req
431. It's over the horizon
in the driveway.Copy !req
432. For English, press 2.Copy !req
433. Connecting to agent.Copy !req
434. Ongoing investigations.Copy !req
435. Uh, hi, my name is Jerry Smith,
I'm from planet Earth.Copy !req
436. I know the whereabouts
of Rick Sanchez,Copy !req
437. the wanted criminal.Copy !req
438. Hold on!Copy !req
439. This is
Special Agent Gribbles.Copy !req
440. You have a tip
about Rick Sanchez?Copy !req
441. Yeah, he kidnapped me
and my family,Copy !req
442. and he left us
on Dwarf Terrace-9.Copy !req
443. He said he was gonna
go to the Plimplom Tavern.Copy !req
444. And listen.
- Yes?Copy !req
445. I'm doing what's right
for the galaxy by calling you,Copy !req
446. so if we come back to Earth, can
my family have a normal life?Copy !req
447. We only want Sanchez, sir.
Your family will be fine.Copy !req
448. Nice. Thank you.Copy !req
449. I'm Jerry Smith,Copy !req
450. and I love sucking big,
sweaty bonersCopy !req
451. and licking disgusting
furry testicle sacks.Copy !req
452. Uh... okay.Copy !req
453. - He's not coming back, is he?
- No.Copy !req
454. Hey, look, cops.Copy !req
455. How long will you be
visiting Earth?Copy !req
456. Oh, we live here.Copy !req
457. We were just off-planet
for a wedding.Copy !req
458. Go that way.Copy !req
459. I have processed
that you are in in distressCopy !req
460. and have proscribed
antidepressants.Copy !req
461. Compliments of
the Galactic Federation.Copy !req
462. I feel better.Copy !req
463. Your debt is
7,000 Fed credits.Copy !req
464. Report to
the Ministry of EmploymentCopy !req
465. and you will be assigned
a function.Copy !req
466. Honey! I got a job!Copy !req
467. Sorry, I am not staring at you,
I am taking your mug shot.Copy !req
468. Hey, what are you
in for?Copy !req
469. Everything.Copy !req
470. Hoo-Whee,
what a cliffhanger.Copy !req
471. Oh, boy, oh, my!Copy !req
472. That's a real crazy ending,
huh?Copy !req
473. Hi, I'm Mr. Poopybutthole
from episode 204.Copy !req
474. As you can see,Copy !req
475. I'm still recovering
from the bullet shotCopy !req
476. that I got from Beth.Copy !req
477. Remember that one?
Ooh-Whee!Copy !req
478. Come and get it, kitty.Copy !req
479. You know, these little fellows
help me get through the day.Copy !req
480. Ooh-whee.Copy !req
481. Oh, whoo-whee!
Feels better.Copy !req
482. I got a large pepperoni
and some crazy sticks.Copy !req
483. Hey, what did you think
of that finale, huh?Copy !req
484. Mm! You think the Smith family
is gonna be okay?Copy !req
485. Yeah, I don't know
what you're talking about, bro.Copy !req
486. Your total is $12.37.Copy !req
487. Whoo-Whee! You think
Rick's gonna get out off jail?Copy !req
488. Whoo-Whee, you think
the family's gonna rescue him?Copy !req
489. Hey, what the fuck?
Get the fuck off me!Copy !req
490. Ow!Copy !req
491. Tune in to "Rick and Morty"
season three in,Copy !req
492. like, a year and a half...Copy !req
493. or longer
to see how we unravel this mess.Copy !req
494. Ooh-Whee!Copy !req
495. Oh, my god!Copy !req
496. Did you get any of that?Copy !req
497. It's-a good-a show!Copy !req