1. Morty, you got to... come on.Copy !req
2. - You got to come with me.
- Rick, what's going on?Copy !req
3. I got a surprise for you, Morty.Copy !req
4. It's the middle of the night.
What are you talking about?Copy !req
5. I got a surprise for you.Copy !req
6. Ow!
Ow! You're tugging me too hard.Copy !req
7. I got a surprise for you, Morty.Copy !req
8. What do you think
of this flying vehicle, Morty?Copy !req
9. I built it out of stuff I found
in the garage.Copy !req
10. Yeah, Rick, it's great.Copy !req
11. - Is this the surprise?
- Morty, I had to...Copy !req
12. I had to... I had to...
I had to make a bomb, Morty.Copy !req
13. - I had to create a bomb.
- What? A bomb?Copy !req
14. We're gonna drop it down there just
get a whole fresh start, Morty.Copy !req
15. - Create a whole fresh start.
- T-t-that's absolutely crazy!Copy !req
16. Come on, Morty.
Just take it easy, Morty.Copy !req
17. It's gonna be good.Copy !req
18. Right now, we're gonna go pick
up your little friend Jessica.Copy !req
19. Jessica?
From my math class?Copy !req
20. When I drop the bomb...Copy !req
21. you know, I want you toCopy !req
22. have somebody, you know I
want you to have the thingCopy !req
23. I'm gonna make it like a new Adam
and Eve, and you're gonna be Adam.Copy !req
24. And Jessica's gonna be Eve,
and so that's the surprise, Morty.Copy !req
25. No, you can't!Copy !req
26. Jessica doesn't
even know I exist.Copy !req
27. But but forget about that,Copy !req
28. because you can't
blow up humanity.Copy !req
29. I-I get what you're
trying to say, Morty.Copy !req
30. Listen, I'm not you
don't you don't got to worry about me...Copy !req
31. trying to fool around with with Jessica
or mess around with Jessica or anything.Copy !req
32. I'm I'm not that
kind of guy, Morty.Copy !req
33. What are you talking
about, Rick?Copy !req
34. You you don't have to worry about
me getting with Jessica or anything.Copy !req
35. She she she she...
she's all for you, Morty.Copy !req
36. I don't care about Jessica!Copy !req
37. You know what, Morty?Copy !req
38. You're right.Copy !req
39. Let's forget the girl all
together.Copy !req
40. She she's probably nothing
but trouble, anyways.Copy !req
41. Arming neutrino bomb.Copy !req
42. That's it that's it, Rick.Copy !req
43. I'm taking the wheel.Copy !req
44. Get off of me, Morty!Copy !req
45. I'm taking charge of
this situation, buddy.Copy !req
46. What's gotten into you?Copy !req
47. I'm I'm I'm I'm not gonna stand
around like some sort of dumb...Copy !req
48. What are you, crazy?Copy !req
49. person and just
let you blow up the whole world.Copy !req
50. All right, all right.Copy !req
51. I'll I'll land.Copy !req
52. I'll land. I'll land.Copy !req
53. I'll land the thing.Copy !req
54. Big tough guy all of a sudden.Copy !req
55. We'll park it right here, Morty.Copy !req
56. Right here on the side
of the road here.Copy !req
57. Oh, thank God.Copy !req
58. You know what?Copy !req
59. That was all a test, Morty.Copy !req
60. Just an elaborate test to make
you more assertive.Copy !req
61. It was?Copy !req
62. Sure. Why not?
I don't know.Copy !req
63. You you know what, mo-Copy !req
64. Neutrino bomb armed.Copy !req
65. Um...Copy !req
66. I see there's a new episode of
that singing show tonight.Copy !req
67. Who do you guys think is gonna
be the best singer?Copy !req
68. Oh, my God.
His head is in his food.Copy !req
69. - I'm going to puke.
- Morty, are you getting sick?Copy !req
70. I told you not to practice-kiss
the living-room pillow.Copy !req
71. The dog sleeps on it.Copy !req
72. I wasn't kissing a pillow, mom.Copy !req
73. I just I didn't get a lot of
sleep last night.Copy !req
74. Maybe my dreams were just too
loud or something.Copy !req
75. Or maybe you were out all night
again with grandpa Rick.Copy !req
76. - What?
- Dad?Copy !req
77. What, so everyone's supposed to
sleep every single night now?Copy !req
78. You realize that nighttime makes
up half of all time?Copy !req
79. Damn it!Copy !req
80. - Jerry!
- Beth!Copy !req
81. Oh, my God.Copy !req
82. My parents are so loud.
I want to die.Copy !req
83. Mm, there is no God, summer. You
got to rip that band-aid off now.Copy !req
84. You'll thank me later.Copy !req
85. Okay, with all due respect, Rick...
What am I talking about?Copy !req
86. What respect is due?Copy !req
87. How is my son supposed to pass
his classes if you keep dragging him offCopy !req
88. for high-concept
Sci-Fi rigamarole?Copy !req
89. Listen, Jerry, I don't want to
overstep my bounds or anything.Copy !req
90. It's your house.
It's your world.Copy !req
91. You're a real Julius Caesar.Copy !req
92. But I'll tell you some tell you how
how I feel about school, Jerry.Copy !req
93. It's a waste of time a bunch of people
running around, bumping into each other.Copy !req
94. G-guy up front says,
"two plus two."Copy !req
95. The people in the
back say, "four."Copy !req
96. Then the bell rings, and they
give you a carton of milkCopy !req
97. and a piece of paper that says you
can go take a dump or something.Copy !req
98. I mean, it's it's not a place
for smart people, Jerry.Copy !req
99. And I know that's not
a popular opinion,Copy !req
100. but it's my two
cents on the issue.Copy !req
101. This was a good breakfast, Beth.Copy !req
102. You really made the
crap out of those eggs.Copy !req
103. I wish your mother was
here to eat them.Copy !req
104. Oh, dad.Copy !req
105. What? For real?Copy !req
106. All right, now,
everybody get settled.Copy !req
107. Get away from the windows!Copy !req
108. Now, look, we're gonna be dealing
with some real serious stuff today.Copy !req
109. You might have heard of it.
It's called math.Copy !req
110. And without it, none of us would
even exist, so let's jump right in.Copy !req
111. - Two plus two.
- Jessica.Copy !req
112. Five plus five.Copy !req
113. Tenssica.Copy !req
114. Okay, good.
It's time for the quiz.Copy !req
115. Yeah, you know what?
Aw, too bad!Copy !req
116. Tough!Copy !req
117. First row, take one.
Pass it back for me.Copy !req
118. The stakes are
high in this room.Copy !req
119. There's crucial things happening
here every day.Copy !req
120. People getting smarter.
Some of y'all getting dumber.Copy !req
121. Some of y'all ain't
gonna see 3:00.Copy !req
122. Hi, Morty.Copy !req
123. Whoa!
Hi, Jessica.Copy !req
124. Can I show these to you?Copy !req
125. Wow.Copy !req
126. Th-they're both great.
Thank you.Copy !req
127. You know what I named these?
My little morties.Copy !req
128. Uh, that's
flattering... and a little weird.Copy !req
129. Do you know what I want you
to do with them?Copy !req
130. Rename them?Copy !req
131. Squeeze them.Copy !req
132. Manhandle them.
Give them the business.Copy !req
133. See if you can shuffle them.Copy !req
134. I mean, really get in there and
knock them around.Copy !req
135. - No wrong answers.
- Wow.Copy !req
136. Well, okay, Jessica.
L-let's give this a shot.Copy !req
137. Mm.Copy !req
138. Oh, Morty.Copy !req
139. What are you doing to me?Copy !req
140. Uh, I-I'm just doing my best.Copy !req
141. Morty!
What are you doing to me?Copy !req
142. Jessica.Copy !req
143. Morty!Copy !req
144. Jessica.Copy !req
145. Five more minutes of this,
and I'm gonna get mad.Copy !req
146. Je-Jessica.Copy !req
147. Jessica.Copy !req
148. Not my fault this is happening.Copy !req
149. Well, well, well.Copy !req
150. - Uh, morning, Frank.
- "Morning"?Copy !req
151. What was what is that
supposed to mean?Copy !req
152. You making fun of me?Copy !req
153. Are you trying to say my
family's poor?Copy !req
154. Oh, geez, Frank.Copy !req
155. I don't know if a knife is
necessary.Copy !req
156. I mean, you know, y-you kind of
had things handled without it.Copy !req
157. You telling me how to bully now?
Big mistake, Morty.Copy !req
158. And now I'm gonna cut you,
'cause my family's rich.Copy !req
159. There you are, Morty.
Listen to me.Copy !req
160. I got an errand to run in a
whole different dimension.Copy !req
161. I need an extra pair of hands.Copy !req
162. Oh, geez, Rick.
What'd you do to Frank?Copy !req
163. It's pretty obvious, Morty.
I froze him.Copy !req
164. Now listen I need
your help, Morty.Copy !req
165. I mean, we got we got to get get the hell
out of here and go take care of business.Copy !req
166. - It's important. Come on, Morty.
- I don't know, Rick.Copy !req
167. I can't leave school again.Copy !req
168. Do you have any concept of how much
higher the stakes get out there, Morty?Copy !req
169. What do you think I can just
do it all by myself?Copy !req
170. Come on!Copy !req
171. Aw, geez. Okay.
I guess I can skip history.Copy !req
172. What about Frank?Copy !req
173. I mean, shouldn't
you unfreeze him?Copy !req
174. I'll do it later, Morty.
He'll be fine.Copy !req
175. Let's go.Copy !req
176. Oh, my God. I'm about to
walk past Frank Palicky.Copy !req
177. This is the story we'll be
telling our children.Copy !req
178. Hi, Frank.Copy !req
179. Aah!Copy !req
180. - Scalpel.
- Scalpel.Copy !req
181. Knock, knock.Copy !req
182. Jerry?Copy !req
183. My manager gave me an
hour for lunch, and I thought,Copy !req
184. "hey, why not swing by where
your wife works?"Copy !req
185. We're losing him.
Okay, he's back.Copy !req
186. Jerry, please tell me you're here
for an incredibly urgent reason.Copy !req
187. Well, it's lunch.Copy !req
188. I mean, it's one of three meals
that have existed for millennia.Copy !req
189. Losing him.Copy !req
190. Stabilized.Copy !req
191. Okay, I only ask, Jerry,
because, as you know,Copy !req
192. my job involves
performing heart surgery.Copy !req
193. - Well, yeah, on horses.
- Excuse me?Copy !req
194. Okay.
Let's not rehash that fight.Copy !req
195. I sense that you're busy and
will now be on my way.Copy !req
196. Whoa!Copy !req
197. What is this on the floor?Copy !req
198. Some kind of literature for a
really nice-looking nursing home.Copy !req
199. Hey, honey, crazy idea bad pitch
let's put your dad here.Copy !req
200. Let's put your dad
in a nursing home.Copy !req
201. We're losing him.Copy !req
202. Hey, Tom.
We know when we're losing him.Copy !req
203. We can hear the beeps!Copy !req
204. There she is.Copy !req
205. All right. Come on, Morty.
Let's go.Copy !req
206. Oh, geez. Okay.Copy !req
207. Oh, man, Rick.Copy !req
208. What is this place?Copy !req
209. It's dimension 35c,Copy !req
210. and it's got the perfect
climate conditionsCopy !req
211. for a special type
of tree, Morty, called a mega tree,Copy !req
212. and there's fruit in those trees,
and there's seeds in those fruits.Copy !req
213. I'm talking about mega seeds.Copy !req
214. They're they're
incredibly powerful,Copy !req
215. and I need them to help me
with my research, Morty.Copy !req
216. Oh, man, Rick.
I'm looking around this place,Copy !req
217. and I'm starting to work up some
anxiety about this whole thing.Copy !req
218. All right. All right.
Calm down. Listen to me, Morty.Copy !req
219. I know that new situations can
be intimidating.Copy !req
220. You're looking around,
and it's all scary and different,Copy !req
221. but, you know,
m-meeting them head on,Copy !req
222. charging right into them like a
bull that's how we grow as people.Copy !req
223. I'm no stranger to
scary situations.Copy !req
224. I deal with them all the time.Copy !req
225. Now, if you just stick with me,Copy !req
226. Morty, we're gonna be holy
crap, Morty, run!Copy !req
227. I never seen that thing
before in my life.Copy !req
228. I don't even know
what the hell it is!Copy !req
229. We got to get out of here,
Morty!Copy !req
230. It's gonna kill us!Copy !req
231. We're gonna die!Copy !req
232. We're gonna die, Morty!Copy !req
233. Oh, Morty, take a deep breath.Copy !req
234. Breathe that breathe that
fresh air in, Morty.Copy !req
235. Y-you smell that?Copy !req
236. That's the smell of
adventure, Morty.Copy !req
237. That's that's the smell ofCopy !req
238. of of of a whole different
evolutionary timeline.Copy !req
239. All right, Rick, look how
much longer is this gonna be?Copy !req
240. Shouldn't I be back
at school by now?Copy !req
241. Are you joking me?Copy !req
242. I mean, look at all the crazy
crap surrounding us.Copy !req
243. Look at that thing right there.
What the hell is that thing?Copy !req
244. You think you're gonna see that
kind of thing at school?Copy !req
245. Look at it just
lumbering around.Copy !req
246. It defies all logic that thing.Copy !req
247. Yeah, Rick, I get it.Copy !req
248. We're surrounded by monsters.Copy !req
249. That's kind of the reason
why I want to leave.Copy !req
250. Ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta.Copy !req
251. Morty, you see this?Copy !req
252. You see what we just
stumbled upon, Morty?Copy !req
253. Any idea what that
is down there?Copy !req
254. The mega trees?Copy !req
255. That's right, Morty the mega trees
with the mega fruit on them.Copy !req
256. And that's what I'm talking
about, Morty.Copy !req
257. That's where my seeds are.Copy !req
258. If we would have done
what you wanted,Copy !req
259. I would have never
have found them,Copy !req
260. because you're
so in love with school.Copy !req
261. All right, all right.Copy !req
262. So, what's so special about
these seeds, anyways?Copy !req
263. You ask a lot of
questions, Morty.Copy !req
264. Not very charismatic.Copy !req
265. It makes you kind of an
Under underfoot figure.Copy !req
266. Just take these shoes, Morty.Copy !req
267. They're special grappling shoes.Copy !req
268. When you're wearing these
things, these babies,Copy !req
269. you can basically just walk on
any surface you want, MortyCopy !req
270. up, down, below, turn around to
the left.Copy !req
271. These things really bring it all
together.Copy !req
272. Aah!Copy !req
273. You have to turn them on, Morty!Copy !req
274. The shoes have to be turned on!Copy !req
275. I am not putting my
father in a home!Copy !req
276. He just came back into my life,Copy !req
277. and you want to grab him
and stuff himCopy !req
278. under a mattress like last
month's Victoria's secret?Copy !req
279. I told you I was ordering you
something for Valentine's day.Copy !req
280. More importantly, your father is
a horrible influence on our son.Copy !req
281. Everything cool in here, Beth?Copy !req
282. - It's fine, Davin.
- Okay, cool.Copy !req
283. You know, we did
something great today.Copy !req
284. There's nothing more noble and
free than the heart of a horse.Copy !req
285. Since we're fighting, if you ever
have an affair with that guy,Copy !req
286. I will come to the hotel room and blow my
brains out all over your naked bodies.Copy !req
287. Look, I appreciate the
stress you're under, but...Copy !req
288. Morty was having trouble in school
way before my dad moved in,Copy !req
289. and the only influence I
can see Rick having...Copy !req
290. is that, for the first time in
his life, Morty has a friend.Copy !req
291. Well, maybe you're right.Copy !req
292. Uh, yeah, maybe I am.Copy !req
293. I'm my father's daughter.
I'm smart.Copy !req
294. Why do you think I'm
a heart surgeon?Copy !req
295. Horse heart surgeon.Copy !req
296. Hello?Copy !req
297. Mrs. Smith?Copy !req
298. This is principal Vagina,
no relation.Copy !req
299. I wonder if you and Morty's
father might be ableCopy !req
300. to have a chat
with me this afternoon?Copy !req
301. Morty, oh, you really d-did a
number on your legs right now.Copy !req
302. You know, you got to turn the shoes
on, Morty, for them to work.Copy !req
303. Yeah, look I turned mine on.
I had no problem getting down here.Copy !req
304. It was a leisurely breeze.Copy !req
305. I'm in a lot of pain, Rick.Copy !req
306. Yeah, I can see that.Copy !req
307. But do you think you'll still be able
to help me collect my seeds, Morty?Copy !req
308. Are you kidding me?Copy !req
309. That's it, Rick!Copy !req
310. That's the last straw!Copy !req
311. I can't believe this!Copy !req
312. I'm sitting here with
both of my legs broken,Copy !req
313. and you're still asking me
about getting those seeds?Copy !req
314. Ooh! Ow! Oh!Copy !req
315. Y-y-you're a monster.Copy !req
316. Y-you're like Hitler, butCopy !req
317. but even Hitler cared about
Germany or something.Copy !req
318. Okay, hold on just a
second, Morty.Copy !req
319. Ooh.Copy !req
320. Ohh.Copy !req
321. Ooh.Copy !req
322. Wow, Rick.Copy !req
323. That stuff just healed my broken
legs instantly.Copy !req
324. I mean, I've never felt
so good in my life.Copy !req
325. Thank you.Copy !req
326. Don't worry about it, Morty.Copy !req
327. Just come help me get these
seeds, all right, buddy?Copy !req
328. Sure thing, Rick.Copy !req
329. Not that you asked,Copy !req
330. Morty, but what just
happened there is...Copy !req
331. I went into a future dimension with
such advanced medicine...Copy !req
332. that they had broken-leg serum at
every corner drugstore.Copy !req
333. The stuff was all over the
place, Morty.Copy !req
334. Wow, that's pretty crazy, Rick.Copy !req
335. There's just one problem,
Morty one little hang-up.Copy !req
336. The dimension I visited was soCopy !req
337. advanced, they had also haltedCopy !req
338. the aging process, and everyoneCopy !req
339. there was young, Morty, and they
had been forever.Copy !req
340. I was the only old
person there, Morty.Copy !req
341. It was like I was some sort of, you
know, celebrity, walking around.Copy !req
342. I-I was fascinating to them.Copy !req
343. There were a lot of attractive
women there, Morty,Copy !req
344. and they they they they
all wanted time with me.Copy !req
345. I had a lot of fun with
a lot of young ladies,Copy !req
346. but I spent so much time there,Copy !req
347. my interdimensional portal device
it's got no charge left, Morty.Copy !req
348. - It's got no charge left.
- What?Copy !req
349. It's as good as garbage, Morty.Copy !req
350. It's not gonna work
anymore, Morty.Copy !req
351. Oh, geez, Rick, that's not good.Copy !req
352. W-what are we gonna do?Copy !req
353. I-I have to be back at school
right now.Copy !req
354. How are we gonna get back home?Copy !req
355. There's ways to get
back home, Morty.Copy !req
356. It's just it's just gonna be
a little bit of a hassle.Copy !req
357. We're gonna have to go through
interdimensional customs,Copy !req
358. so you're gonna have
to do me a real solid.Copy !req
359. Uh-oh.Copy !req
360. When we get to customs,Copy !req
361. I'm gonna need you to take
these seeds into the bathroom,Copy !req
362. and I'm gonna need you to put them
way up inside your butthole, Morty.Copy !req
363. In my butt?Copy !req
364. Put them way up inside there,
as far as they can fit.Copy !req
365. Oh, geez, Rick.Copy !req
366. I really don't want
to have to do that.Copy !req
367. Well, somebody's got to
do it, Morty.Copy !req
368. Th-these seeds aren't gonna getCopy !req
369. through customs unless they're
in someone's rectum, Morty.Copy !req
370. And they'll fall right
out of mine.Copy !req
371. I've done this too
many times, Morty.Copy !req
372. I mean, you're young.Copy !req
373. You've got your whole
life ahead of you,Copy !req
374. and your anal cavity is
still taut, yet malleable.Copy !req
375. You got to do it for grandpa,
Morty.Copy !req
376. Y-you've got to put these seeds
inside your butt.Copy !req
377. - In my butt?
- Come on, Morty.Copy !req
378. Please, Morty.
You have to do it, Morty.Copy !req
379. Oh, man.Copy !req
380. The fact is, your son, Morty,Copy !req
381. has attended this school for aCopy !req
382. total of seven hours over the
last two months.Copy !req
383. What?
Why didn't you notify us?Copy !req
384. I done been notifying you.Copy !req
385. Have you not been getting theCopy !req
386. messages I've been leaving with
Morty's grandfather?Copy !req
387. Boom!Copy !req
388. Told you! In your face!
He is ruining our child!Copy !req
389. Wait, what am I celebrating?Copy !req
390. Yeah, see, I thought
something was fishy there,Copy !req
391. because it's usually
Morty's grandpaCopy !req
392. that's taking him out of school.Copy !req
393. Summer?Copy !req
394. What kind
of God lets this happen?Copy !req
395. We had a little incident.Copy !req
396. A student was frozen to death.Copy !req
397. And there's no evidence that a
Latino student did it!Copy !req
398. Everyone wants to take this
to a racial place.Copy !req
399. I won't let them.Copy !req
400. The glarp zone is for
flarping and unglarping only.Copy !req
401. So, I told him, "give me the
blimfarx," you know?Copy !req
402. This this guy he doesn't
understand interstellar currency.Copy !req
403. It's, like, I'm trying to eatCopy !req
404. a flimflam like, that's what
we eat on girvonesk.Copy !req
405. The glarp zone is for
flarping and unglarping only.Copy !req
406. I don't like it here, Morty.
I can't abide bureaucracy.Copy !req
407. I don't like being told where to
go and what to do.Copy !req
408. I consider it a violation.Copy !req
409. Did you get those seeds all the
way up your butt?Copy !req
410. Yeah, Rick.Copy !req
411. Let's just get this
over with, okay?Copy !req
412. I mean, these things are pointy.Copy !req
413. They hurt.Copy !req
414. That means they're good ones.Copy !req
415. You're a good kid, Morty.Copy !req
416. Those mega seeds are super
valuable to my work.Copy !req
417. You've been a huge help to me.Copy !req
418. I'm gonna be able to do
all kind of things with them.Copy !req
419. It's gonna be great, Morty.Copy !req
420. All kinds of science.Copy !req
421. Okay, next through.Copy !req
422. Except you. You go over there.Copy !req
423. Why does he have to go
over there?Copy !req
424. Random check.Copy !req
425. He's got to go through
the new machine.Copy !req
426. What new machine?Copy !req
427. It's a new machine.Copy !req
428. It detects stuff all the way up
your butt.Copy !req
429. Run, Morty! Run!Copy !req
430. Aah!Copy !req
431. Red alert!Copy !req
432. Ohhhhh!Copy !req
433. Hey! Ohhhhhh.Copy !req
434. Aah!Copy !req
435. Don't think about it!Copy !req
436. Ooh!Copy !req
437. Oh, nice, Morty!Copy !req
438. The student becomes the teacher.Copy !req
439. Whoooooo!Copy !req
440. Aah!Copy !req
441. Aw, hell, no, dawg.Copy !req
442. You know me I'm just trying to-Copy !req
443. Aah!Copy !req
444. I need to type in the coordinates
to our home world, Morty.Copy !req
445. - Cover me.
- Oh, man.Copy !req
446. I mean, you know, I-I don't want
to shoot nobody.Copy !req
447. They're just robots, Morty!Copy !req
448. It's okay to shoot them!
They're robots!Copy !req
449. Aah!Copy !req
450. My leg is shot off!Copy !req
451. Glenn's bleeding to death!Copy !req
452. Someone call his
wife and children!Copy !req
453. They're not robots, Rick!Copy !req
454. It's a figure of speech, Morty.Copy !req
455. They're bureaucrats.
I don't respect them.Copy !req
456. Just keep shooting, Morty.Copy !req
457. You have no idea what prison
is like here!Copy !req
458. Holy crap!
This is insane!Copy !req
459. Come on, Morty!Copy !req
460. We got to get the
hell out of here!Copy !req
461. Wow.Copy !req
462. Did you just come into the
cafeteria through a portal?Copy !req
463. Uh, yeah.Copy !req
464. Well, you know, my my
Ferrari's in the shop.Copy !req
465. Just kidding.Copy !req
466. - You're Morty, right?
- Yeah.Copy !req
467. You can get his number later.
Come on, Morty.Copy !req
468. We got to get out of here.Copy !req
469. You got to get those seeds out
of your ass.Copy !req
470. Oh, look, honey. It's our
son with Albert Ein-douche.Copy !req
471. What?Copy !req
472. I'm an angry father,
not an improvisor.Copy !req
473. Oh, hi, Jerry.Copy !req
474. Oh, my goodness, Morty!Copy !req
475. What are you doing out of class?Copy !req
476. We talked about this.Copy !req
477. Your your parents and I are very
disappointed in in this behavior.Copy !req
478. No? No takers?Copy !req
479. You guys should really not be
touching that stuff.Copy !req
480. - It's beyond your reasoning.
- You're beyond our reasoning!Copy !req
481. Takes one to know one.Copy !req
482. Dad, how could you makeCopy !req
483. my son miss an entire
semester of school?Copy !req
484. I mean, it's not like he's a hot
girl.Copy !req
485. He can't just bail on his life and
set up shop in someone else's.Copy !req
486. What what are you
guys doing with my stuff?Copy !req
487. We're moving you... to a
nursing home.Copy !req
488. A nursing home?Copy !req
489. What are what are you, nuts?Copy !req
490. I'm a genius.
I build robots for fun.Copy !req
491. Well, now you can
build baskets and watchCopy !req
492. Paul Newman movies on VHS...Copy !req
493. and mentally scar the boy scouts
every Christmas.Copy !req
494. - What does that mean?
- It's personal.Copy !req
495. Dad, mom, come on.Copy !req
496. Rick just needed my help is all.Copy !req
497. Morty, stay out of this.Copy !req
498. You are obviously not capable ofCopy !req
499. judging these
situations on your own.Copy !req
500. What are you trying to
say about Morty?Copy !req
501. That he's stupid or something?Copy !req
502. Oh, don't high-road us, dad.Copy !req
503. You know fully well that MortyCopy !req
504. is the last child that needs to
be missing classes.Copy !req
505. I-I-I don't know what
you mean by that.Copy !req
506. Can can can you be a
little bit more specific?Copy !req
507. Oh, for crying out he's got some
kind of disability or something.Copy !req
508. Is that what you want us to say?Copy !req
509. I do?Copy !req
510. Well, duh doy, son.Copy !req
511. Look, I love you, Morty, but...Copy !req
512. we both know you're not as
fast as the other kids,Copy !req
513. and if you want
to compete in this world,Copy !req
514. you got to work twice as hard.Copy !req
515. Aw, geez, dad.Copy !req
516. Y-you know, that's a lot to drop
on a kid all at once.Copy !req
517. Morty, t-tell your
parents the square root of pi.Copy !req
518. Oh, come on, Rick.
You know I can't.Copy !req
519. The square root of pi, Morty.
Go!Copy !req
520. 1.77245385.Copy !req
521. Whoa!Copy !req
522. What the hell?Copy !req
523. Holy crap. He's right.Copy !req
524. Morty, tell your parents the
first law of Thermodynamics.Copy !req
525. "The increment in the
internal energy of a system is...Copy !req
526. equal to the increment of heat
supplied to the system."Copy !req
527. Wow! I'm so smart!Copy !req
528. But I told the both of
you school is stupid.Copy !req
529. It's not how you learn things.Copy !req
530. Morty's a gifted child.
He has a special mind.Copy !req
531. That's why he's
my little helper.Copy !req
532. He's like me.Copy !req
533. He's gonna be doing great
science stuff later in his life.Copy !req
534. He's too smart for school.Copy !req
535. He needs to keep hanging out
and helping me.Copy !req
536. Jerry, I don't want whatever's
happening here to stop.Copy !req
537. No, I-I understand.Copy !req
538. Uh, maybe we overreacted.Copy !req
539. But he has to keep
going to school.Copy !req
540. Okay, Jerry.Copy !req
541. You drive a hard bargain, but
what am I supposed to do?Copy !req
542. Say no?Copy !req
543. You you really wear the pants
around here.Copy !req
544. I just want you to know,Copy !req
545. between us, from now on,
it's gonna beCopy !req
546. 100% honesty and open,
clear communication.Copy !req
547. Frank Palicky was
frozen to death today!Copy !req
548. No idea what you're
talking about.Copy !req
549. Okay.Copy !req
550. Well, uh, Morty, it's your
bedtime in an hour.Copy !req
551. Don't stay up all night again.Copy !req
552. This is good, though.
This can work.Copy !req
553. I think we can be a family.Copy !req
554. And now, Beth, if you'll have me,
I would love to have you.Copy !req
555. You know what?
Okay.Copy !req
556. Holy cow, Rick.Copy !req
557. I didn't know hanging out with
you was making me smarter.Copy !req
558. Full disclosure, Morty it's not.Copy !req
559. Temporary superintelligence is
just a side effect of the megaCopy !req
560. seeds dissolving in
your rectal cavity.Copy !req
561. Aw, man.Copy !req
562. Yeah, and once those
seeds wear off,Copy !req
563. you're gonna lose most
of your motor skills,Copy !req
564. and you're also gonna lose
a significant amount ofCopy !req
565. brain functionality for 72
hours, Morty.Copy !req
566. Starting right about now.Copy !req
567. Ohh, man.
Oh, geez! Ohh.Copy !req
568. I'm sorry, Morty.
It's a bummer.Copy !req
569. In reality, you're as
dumb as they come.Copy !req
570. And I needed those seeds real bad,
and I had to give them upCopy !req
571. just to get your
parents off my back,Copy !req
572. so now we're gonna
have to go get more.Copy !req
573. And then we're gonna go on even
more adventures after that, Morty.Copy !req
574. And you're gonna keep your mouth
shut about it, Morty,Copy !req
575. because the world is full of idiots that
don't understandCopy !req
576. what's important, and they'll
tear us apart, Morty.Copy !req
577. But if you stick with me, I'm gonna
accomplish great things, Morty,Copy !req
578. and you're gonna
be part of them,Copy !req
579. and together, we're gonna
run around, Morty.Copy !req
580. We're gonna do all kinds of
wonderful things, Morty.Copy !req
581. Just you and me, Morty.Copy !req
582. The outside world is
our enemy, Morty.Copy !req
583. We're the only friends
we've got, Morty.Copy !req
584. It's just Rick and Morty. Rick and
Morty and their adventures, Morty.Copy !req
585. Rick and Morty
forever and forever.Copy !req
586. 100 years, Rick and
Morty's things.Copy !req
587. Me and Rick and Morty running
around, and Rick and Morty time.Copy !req
588. All day long, forever.Copy !req
589. All a hundred days.Copy !req
590. Rick and Morty
forever 100 times.Copy !req
591. Over and over,
rickandmortyadventures.com.Copy !req
592. www.rickandmorty.com.Copy !req
593. www. rickandmortyadventures.Copy !req
594. All 100 years.Copy !req
595. Every minute, rickandmorty.com.Copy !req