1. Previously on "Resident Alien"...
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2. Hi, Dad.
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3. This is my sweet
little girl, Iva.
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4. - Hello, sweetheart.
- Hi, Dad.
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5. You know, your mother
and I were talking,
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6. and there's a lot
of very interesting
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7. possibilities in Park City.
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8. I met my mother today.
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9. Can I help you?
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10. Well, how did it go?
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11. D'Arcy.
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12. Do you think
you've been abducted?
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13. How would someone
know for sure?
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14. Some people find
chips that aliens
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16. What brings you
to this neck of the woods?
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17. I'm here to kill my father.
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18. You must know chemistry.
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19. You recognize this formula?
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20. It is a compound
with an alien element.
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21. This formula may be the key to
understanding the Greys' plan.
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22. What is going on?
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23. Why are you being so secretive?
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24. Why are you being
so inquisitive?
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25. You and Liv practically
begged me for a new deputy,
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26. but now he's gone, and you
haven't even replaced him?
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27. No.
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28. I have seen this
in human movies.
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29. I am in love.
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30. You work for the Greys now.
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31. You are gonna help us
get Harry's alien DNA.
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32. Once you give me what I need,
you will leave the planet,
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33. and you will never
see him again.
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34. This one is dead.
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35. It is better
to have loved and lost,
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36. said some idiot, who I
hope is also dead now.
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37. Love is like being
shot out of a cannon—
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38. thrilling, except for
that very last part
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39. when you hit the ground
and your body breaks
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40. into tiny pieces.
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41. That part ruins the trip.
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42. You know what
I just realized?
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43. This song has
repeated three times.
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44. And then I asked
myself, who would
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45. be listening to a
1970s heartbreak song
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47. And now, here I am.
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48. This song is the
truest one ever written.
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49. Can you please make it stop?
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50. I'm sorry about Heather,
but we have a lot
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51. of patients this morning.
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52. I do not care whether
they live or die!
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53. Maybe you keep that inside.
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54. And then go home and
finish the bomb, please.
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55. OK, first up,
Mayor Ben for therapy.
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56. I do not care
if Mayor Ben dies.
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57. Well, that makes two of us.
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58. Ha.
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59. He was joking.
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60. I wasn't.
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61. Oh, shit!
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62. Oh.
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63. It's— it's delicate.
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64. There's this guy
at work that I'm having
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66. Sheriff Mike.
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67. No, it's not.
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68. If it is not
Sheriff Mike,
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69. then it is Timmy
the sandwich guy.
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70. And if you cannot
get along with him,
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71. then you are a real dick.
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72. OK, it's Mike.
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73. Yeah, he's—
he's up to something.
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74. Hmm.
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75. You know, he's lying
and sneaking around.
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76. And I'm pretty sure the
new deputy he made me hire
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77. is a murderer.
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78. Don't trust anyone.
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79. You can never truly know
how another man feels—
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80. a woman, bird.
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81. You could wake up every
morning next to Sheriff Mike.
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82. He could tell you he
loves you, and you
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83. will never know if he does.
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84. He could caress your face, and
you could hand-feed sunflower
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85. seeds into his
delicate little mouth
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86. while he says he wants
to spend the rest
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87. of his life with you,
but it could all be a lie.
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88. I want to spend
the rest of my life with you.
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89. That could be a lie.
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90. Thank you for that image.
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91. You only have yourself in
this world and no one else.
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92. You owe me $100.
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93. Oh, I see.
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94. You're saying I'm giving Mike
the power in the relationship.
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95. I need to find out what's
going on, take my power back.
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96. I didn't say any of that.
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97. You know,
you have a strange method,
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98. but I'm starting to get it.
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99. You say the wrong thing for
me to learn the right thing.
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100. - Wrong.
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101. Great session.
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102. Turn off the light!
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103. Son of a bitch.
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104. Harry, God damn it!
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105. That's it.
I'm pulling the plug.
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106. Not something you want to
hear in a doctor's office.
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107. Hi.
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108. Mary Ellen.
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109. I know.
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110. I wanted to say
sorry for how I was.
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111. I wasn't in the best place.
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112. There was some things going on.
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113. It doesn't matter.
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114. Want to know about your
family, your history?
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115. Maybe we grab some food
and talk?
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116. Um.
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117. Sir, we have a problem.
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118. I did that trick you
taught me about putting
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119. a hair on my lunch bag
in the refrigerator
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120. to see if anyone's touched
it, but with our murder
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121. investigation board,
and they did.
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122. Are you saying
you've been putting
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124. It was your technique.
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125. You said you put
your hair on your—
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126. I said I put
my hair on my lunch.
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127. I didn't say put
your hair on your lunch.
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128. That's unsanitary.
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129. And did you hear the part I
said about our murder board?
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130. I hear everything, deputy.
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131. I'm like a fennec fox.
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132. Look it up.
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133. It's cute as hell.
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134. Well, I'd say the fact that
he's been asking questions
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135. about our movements tells
me that our likely spy
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136. is the mayor.
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137. Plus the fact that he's
spying on us right now.
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138. No, it's fine.
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139. He don't have nothing.
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140. If he asks, we'll just
say that board's part
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141. of a game we're playing,
a murder mystery
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"Alien Trackers Van."
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143. Yeah, part of the
"Sheriff Mike's Murder
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145. And the next one is
"Sheriff Mike and the Secret
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146. of the Old Sawmill."
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147. OK.
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148. But on the other
thing, you said
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149. you'd found another chemist we
can talk to about the formula
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150. from Robert's notebook.
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151. You said we.
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152. Are you back on
this thing with me?
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153. Yes, sir.
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154. I don't want to let
being afraid stop
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156. If I can put my nana in the
hospital, I can do anything.
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157. Mm.
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158. How's she doing?
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159. I haven't asked.
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160. Anyway, I have kind of a
crazy plan to catch Joseph.
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161. Yeah, well, whatever
it is, with the mayor
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162. watching us all the time,
it's gonna be a lot harder.
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163. Be a little harder.
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164. Liza?
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165. Hello, Dad.
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166. Hey.
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167. Um, now is not a very
good time for a visit.
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168. Maybe you can come back
when it's warmer outside
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169. and we can throw a ball.
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170. So you want to
send me away again?
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171. No, I did not send
you away the first time.
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172. I put you on a nice bus.
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173. I even gave you my last apple.
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174. You couldn't wait
to get rid of me.
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175. Ah!
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176. Liza, you are
being very naughty.
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177. If you do not stop
throwing knives at Daddy,
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178. I will limit your screen time.
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179. It was freezing there.
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180. You didn't even
pack me a sweater.
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181. Ah!
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182. There's something
different about you.
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183. Ah!
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184. Bridget.
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185. My baby, it's you.
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186. Hey-hey-hey-hey-hey!
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187. I like your new skin.
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188. Augh!
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189. Well, you broke my nose.
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190. - Ah!
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191. Bridget!
Oh!
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193. My big, strong baby.
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194. And you've learned to
recreate Liza's clothing.
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195. Daddy is so proud.
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196. You're the worst father
ever, and I hate you.
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197. Oh, you want me dead?
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198. OK.
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199. No, not yet.
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200. I have something else
planned for you first,
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201. something worse than death.
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202. What is it?
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203. I guess you'll see.
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204. Hey, you left your—
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205. your hat.
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207. Ugh.
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208. Oh, hi.
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209. Oh, thank you.
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210. Oh, my god,
I have to pee so bad.
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211. Oh, and notice I didn't ask
why you're cuffed to the bed.
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212. That is something
a mature person would do,
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213. and I want credit.
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214. Yeah, I noticed.
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215. Thanks for that.
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216. It's nothing weird.
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217. It's— it's not a sex thing.
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218. Actually,
the sex version would
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220. Well, maybe sometimes
you just love your bed
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221. so much you don't want
to be taken from it.
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222. I mean, honestly, it's— it's
too crazy to even talk about.
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223. It's— but I'm fine.
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224. Yeah, right.
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225. I'll just say, you're,
like, the least crazy
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227. So maybe whatever's happening
to you, it's not so crazy.
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228. Just stay open.
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229. That's all.
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230. Yeah, yeah.
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231. Sure.
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232. Hey, dickhead!
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233. I need your help.
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234. My baby Bridget is back.
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235. Cool.
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237. No, no, it is not fun.
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238. He wants me dead.
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239. Sucks to be you.
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240. That's why I need your help.
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241. Hey, it's going
to be exciting, huh?
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242. Two— two good friends
on an adventure.
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243. You only want my help
because I can see aliens.
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244. What?
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245. You can do that?
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246. What a useful skill
for my good friend to have.
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247. Do you even care
I got grounded
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249. Because you stole my caldera.
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250. I should be the angry one.
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251. You're lucky I need you.
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252. Yeah, like always.
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253. And after you get
what you need,
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254. it's like I'm not
even alive,
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255. which makes you
the D-I-C-K head.
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256. Fine, where is it?
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257. I know you have it.
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258. Ah, ha-ha.
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259. All right, if you are not going
to help me track an alien,
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the alien tracker.
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261. Keep it.
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262. I don't care.
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263. I wish you never
came to Patience.
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264. Ah.
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265. So you said you had
information about my family?
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266. I've never really
been a family person.
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267. You know, I didn't
want to spit in a tube
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268. or chase down cousins, but I
know it's different for you.
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269. And I think I have
what you want.
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270. Ah.
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271. Um, is there a problem?
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272. I hate to bring this up,
but getting this together
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273. was a lot of work—
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274. photocopies, phone calls,
two trips to the courthouse,
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275. took the day off work
to drive up here, gas.
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276. I'm saying there are expenses.
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277. They add up.
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278. I bet.
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279. You happen to know how high?
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280. 750 bucks.
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281. I had a bad feeling.
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282. I only get bad feelings
about bad people.
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283. And since my job only
puts me with bad people,
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284. I feel bad all the time.
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285. So can you blame
a guy for needing
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287. Hot.
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288. He still there?
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289. No, no, don't look.
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290. Feel it with your third eye.
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291. I'm sorry, I already looked
with my first two eyes.
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292. He's there.
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293. A guy could tail people
all day hoping one of them
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295. And by the end
of that day, all he'd have
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296. is a hat full
of disappointment and gum
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298. Oh, gumshoe.
I get it.
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299. Hello, Ben Hawthorne.
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300. Yes, Mr. Hawthorne, I'm
afraid your son Max has caused
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301. quite the problem down
here at school today,
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302. and we need you to
pick him up right away.
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303. Now?
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304. Well, his mom works there.
Can't she do it?
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305. Yes, yes, she is here now.
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306. She says that she
needs you to come, too.
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307. The trouble is so bad, OK?
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308. - OK, I'll be right there.
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309. Bye-bye.
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310. Yep.
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311. And there he goes.
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312. He's got plenty of room.
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313. - Oh.
- And now he's coming back.
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314. Maybe he forgot something.
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315. It's like he's
pulling away backwards
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316. so he can come in forwards.
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317. This is bad.
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318. Hell, I saw a coked-out
squirrel driving a tricycle
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319. that drive better than that.
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320. You, get me all the alcohol!
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321. I am Dr. Harry Vanderspeigle,
the biggest drunk in town!
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322. Jesus Christ.
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323. I will take this, because
I am Harry Vanderspeigle.
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324. And I am selfish.
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325. And I send children
away without any snacks.
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326. And I—
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327. that is inexcusable.
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328. Ooh-ooh-ooh.
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329. Psst.
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330. What are you doing?
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331. I was having drinks.
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332. It's not my first,
because I'm an adult human.
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333. I drink alcohol.
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334. My stomach is so warm.
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335. I am sorry about
your bird,
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336. but you need to snap out of it.
OK?
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337. You got shit to do.
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338. You look good.
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339. Do you know the Greys
are taking Kate, too?
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340. This shit is getting worse.
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341. I'd fix it myself, but I can't.
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342. I've got to rely
on you to do something.
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343. Hey, whoa.
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344. Ohh, ugh.
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345. I did it.
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346. Why do I feel like fighting?
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347. Keep it.
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348. What?
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349. Mom, sorry.
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350. Where is he?
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351. Is your mother a beaver?
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352. Because damn, girl.
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353. For someone
who's not adopted,
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354. it's hard to understand.
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355. It's— you know your story.
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356. It starts way back somewhere
and— and moves forward
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357. like chapters in a novel.
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358. And at some point,
you show up in it.
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359. But me, it's like
the pages before me
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360. were torn out of the book,
and Mary Ellen has them.
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361. And she's gonna sell them
to you, and that's wrong.
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362. And if you pay her,
she's never gonna go away.
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363. She's gonna keep coming back.
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364. And that would be—
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365. Bad.
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366. Right.
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367. There you are.
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368. Are either one of you going
to kick me in the nipple?
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369. I mean, I wasn't, but now
it's all I can think about.
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370. What happened?
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371. I heard you got banned
from Mama Sap's.
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372. What?
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373. The cheese comes from her toes.
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374. Stay away!
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375. This is what the little shit
meant by worse than death.
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376. He is going to
destroy my life here.
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377. What's going on with you?
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378. I have not been
a strong enough parent.
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379. I'm going to do some
nipple kicking of my own.
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380. Mom.
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381. Hey, how is he?
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382. Not good.
Look at him.
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383. His heart stopped.
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384. He just keeled over, spilled
his M&Ms all over the place,
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to start him up
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386. right there in the hotel room.
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387. It was awful.
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388. What— what are you
doing in Colorado?
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389. My cousin Louisa's birthday.
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390. You remember her.
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391. No, sorry.
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392. Cousin Louisa?
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393. Yeah, I heard you.
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394. I just don't remember.
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395. Cousin Louisa.
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396. I don't know her.
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397. Shh.
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398. You'll disturb your father.
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399. I sure wish I could find that
nurse with the ice chips.
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400. I think we can wait
until he wakes up.
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401. They're not for him.
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402. Oh.
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403. You could at least
apologize for being late.
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404. Excuse me, is there...
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405. Bullshit.
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406. Dad.
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407. How are you feeling?
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408. I should be the
one apologizing to you
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409. for telling you to live
your life a different way.
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410. This must be some good drugs.
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411. You know, once on TV, in
one of your World Cup races,
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412. they showed what the skier
sees at the top of the hill.
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413. Ah.
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414. Cliff of sheer ice,
and you just drop off it.
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415. Fearless.
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416. Such bravery.
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417. You're my hero.
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418. I'm your hero?
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419. You're everything
that I wasn't in my life.
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420. I had things I wanted to do.
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421. Of course I did.
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422. I took the safe way, no risks.
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423. Not you.
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424. How would you feel if, um,
I didn't have any more races?
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425. Ah, then you'd do
something else great.
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426. I'll meet you at the
bottom of that hill too.
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427. I liked my baby
better when he
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428. was sweet and not so murder-y.
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429. I do not understand.
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430. I gave him a good life,
a freezing-cold planet
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431. to live on where he could
run and play and try
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432. to kill other children.
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433. What does he do?
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434. Tries to stab me with a knife.
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435. The little scamp.
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436. Hello, Harry.
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437. Ah!
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438. Oh, my gosh,
what is wrong with you?
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439. You are not Max's friend.
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440. She was sent away
to girl's prison.
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441. Gifted school.
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442. And I'm back.
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443. How do I know it is you?
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444. How do I know it's you?
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445. Oh, wait, because there
can't be two murdering space
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447. Oh, yes, it is you.
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448. You were not missed.
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449. Why do you have Max's taser?
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450. Because my baby Bridget is
back, and he is acting out.
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451. He's back?
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453. I missed him so much.
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455. The baby loves this one.
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457. Yes.
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458. He misses you, too.
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459. Yeah, talks about
you all the time.
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460. You can soothe
his angry, angry mind.
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461. Let us find him together.
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462. I'll help you,
but only to keep him safe.
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463. I don't trust you.
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464. I will use her as bait,
and she will never know.
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465. You're not gonna
use me as bait.
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466. How does she know
what I'm thinking?
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467. I knew you were thinking that
because you're a simpleton,
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468. and you say the first thought
that enters your stupid head.
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469. I hate her.
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470. I know, you hate me.
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471. That was out loud.
Copy !req
472. Damn it.
Copy !req
473. Um, hope a check is OK.
Copy !req
474. Mm.
Copy !req
475. Is my dad in here?
Copy !req
476. Uh, no, that's just my side.
Copy !req
477. I never was in touch
with his family.
Copy !req
478. Oh, OK.
Copy !req
479. Well, maybe you could
tell me who they are,
Copy !req
480. and then I could go from there.
Copy !req
481. If you're interested
in things of his,
Copy !req
482. I have a desk that he left
behind, never got rid of.
Copy !req
483. Yeah, or you could
just tell me his name.
Copy !req
484. I could write it down,
put it in the desk.
Copy !req
485. And sell it to me?
Copy !req
486. It's a nice desk.
Copy !req
487. Forget it.
Copy !req
488. I thought you said you wanted
to know where you came from.
Copy !req
489. Now I do.
Copy !req
490. You're better than me,
is that right?
Copy !req
491. Probably.
Copy !req
492. Because I gave up a kid?
Copy !req
493. So did you, as I recall.
Copy !req
494. Yeah, but I did it for her.
Copy !req
495. You did it for you.
Copy !req
496. Coffee's on you.
Copy !req
497. Oh, I'm sorry.
Copy !req
498. You know that book,
"Are You My Mother?"
Copy !req
499. Little baby bird goes
around asking everything
Copy !req
500. it sees if they're its mother.
Copy !req
501. I hated that book.
Copy !req
502. Because, for me,
I knew the answer
Copy !req
503. was always gonna be no.
Copy !req
504. And right now, I just want
to tell little me that there
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505. are worse answers than no.
Copy !req
506. I didn't like
"Winnie the Pooh."
Copy !req
507. I'm sorry. I just thought
I should say something.
Copy !req
508. Wait here, deputy.
Copy !req
509. I'll go talk to the chemist.
Copy !req
510. Drop it.
Copy !req
511. Ha-ha-ha.
Copy !req
512. This the notebook
you're looking for?
Copy !req
513. Yes.
Copy !req
514. Wow, that was good.
Copy !req
515. Your reflexes
seem almost non-human.
Copy !req
516. I will shoot her.
Copy !req
517. Drop it.
Copy !req
518. Drop the gun
or drop the notebook?
Copy !req
519. The notebook.
Copy !req
520. Both, actually.
Copy !req
521. Good.
Copy !req
522. Kick it over here.
Copy !req
523. Kick the gun
or kick the notebook?
Copy !req
524. Both.
Jesus.
Copy !req
525. Just— just pick
it up, throw it.
Copy !req
526. What is the formula for?
Copy !req
527. Dr. Vanderspeigle
broke it down for us.
Copy !req
528. If it ends up in
the wrong hands,
Copy !req
529. it could change how ice
cream is eaten forever.
Copy !req
530. Fine, don't tell me.
Copy !req
531. I'll just go in there,
talk to the chemist
Copy !req
532. myself, get him to
give me some answers.
Copy !req
533. There is no chemist.
Copy !req
534. We set you up.
Copy !req
535. Chemists don't work at night.
Copy !req
536. Everybody know that.
Copy !req
537. Everybody does not know that,
because that is not a thing.
Copy !req
538. You said him.
Copy !req
539. The chemist could be a her.
Copy !req
540. That's misogynistic.
Copy !req
541. You said there
was no chemist.
Copy !req
542. But if there was.
Copy !req
543. I can't be misogynistic about
a person that does not exist.
Copy !req
544. Oh, hell yeah, you can.
Copy !req
545. The whole world's a landmine.
Copy !req
546. Well, too bad
there is no chemist.
Copy !req
547. Because now I'm gonna have
to kill you for no reason.
Copy !req
548. Get in!
Copy !req
549. What the hell are you doing?
Copy !req
550. I'm saving your ass
is what I'm doing.
Copy !req
551. You could probably
slow down now.
Copy !req
552. I don't do great
in the back seat.
Copy !req
553. No way.
He might be following us.
Copy !req
554. I know half his ass is,
because it's in the bumper.
Copy !req
555. I think I smell blood
coming through the vent.
Copy !req
556. Yeah, put it on recirculate.
Do the recirculate.
Copy !req
557. I don't know where that is.
It's not my car.
Copy !req
558. - What?
- Whose car is it?
Copy !req
559. It's Deborah, the town clerk.
Copy !req
560. You stole Deborah's car?
Copy !req
561. No I borrowed
her keys after you
Copy !req
562. tried to ditch me today with
that stupid Russian accent.
Copy !req
563. You should run it
through a car wash
Copy !req
564. before you give it back.
Copy !req
565. Oh, my god!
Copy !req
566. You made me hire a killer,
and I kill the killer.
Copy !req
567. And now I'm the killer!
- I didn't do that.
Copy !req
568. Yes!
Copy !req
569. No, if you could
pull over for a second
Copy !req
570. so I can throw up.
Copy !req
571. Do not throw up
in Deborah's car.
Copy !req
572. Oh, that's right.
Copy !req
573. It's not my car.
Copy !req
574. Now I can pin this on Deborah.
No!
Copy !req
575. No!
Copy !req
576. That is not who I am. Think.
Copy !req
577. Shit, shit.
Copy !req
578. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Copy !req
579. Maybe he's not dead.
- What?
Copy !req
580. God, I sure want to be.
Copy !req
581. No, no, no, no,
we have to go back and see.
Copy !req
582. There might still be a chance
to clear Deborah's name.
Copy !req
583. - What? No.
- Hang on.
Copy !req
584. What the hell?
Copy !req
585. I think I shit myself.
Copy !req
586. Oh.
Copy !req
587. God, it's a regular day.
Copy !req
588. This is taking too long.
Copy !req
589. I will make Max come
over and wrestle
Copy !req
590. you so you can
start sweating and
Copy !req
591. Bridget can smell your stink.
Copy !req
592. Don't tell Max
I'm back yet, OK?
Copy !req
593. My, my, my, my.
Copy !req
594. I see you committed a crime.
Copy !req
595. No, I quit that
gifted program I was in.
Copy !req
596. Everyone was older,
and they were all so smart.
Copy !req
597. And I was just average.
Copy !req
598. I've never been average.
Copy !req
599. It's like you.
Copy !req
600. Here, you're smarter than most
humans, but on your planet,
Copy !req
601. you're probably really dumb.
Copy !req
602. No, I was
exceptional there, too.
Copy !req
603. A C student at best.
Copy !req
604. Ah!
Copy !req
605. Oh, my gosh, baby, you're here.
Copy !req
606. Bridget.
Copy !req
607. Oh, I really missed you.
Copy !req
608. You were probably so
scared, but I'm here now.
Copy !req
609. Everything is OK.
Copy !req
610. You killed him!
Copy !req
611. No, we killed him.
Copy !req
612. You killed your baby.
Copy !req
613. No.
Copy !req
614. Well, he started it.
Copy !req
615. He was going to kill me.
Copy !req
616. I don't even have a child,
and I know not killing
Copy !req
617. it is, like, the main thing.
Copy !req
618. He was broken.
Copy !req
619. He didn't love me anymore.
Copy !req
620. He doesn't have to love you.
Copy !req
621. You're supposed to love him.
Copy !req
622. That does not sound
like a good deal to me.
Copy !req
623. But—
Copy !req
624. Bridget?
Copy !req
625. Bridget, you're back.
Copy !req
626. Molecular genetic regeneration.
Copy !req
627. One of Bridget's bits
found a piece of DNA.
Copy !req
628. I am very impressed
with my baby.
Copy !req
629. Oh, look at that.
Copy !req
630. Bridget found some more DNA.
Copy !req
631. So many.
Copy !req
632. Impressive.
Copy !req
633. So do you, like,
never vacuum?
Copy !req
634. What's wrong, Harry?
Copy !req
635. Didn't you miss us?
Copy !req
636. You should run.
Copy !req
637. I got this.
Copy !req
638. Oh!
Copy !req
639. Ah!
Copy !req
640. Ahh!
Copy !req
641. Ah!
Copy !req
642. You bastard.
Copy !req
643. I let you use the bathroom.
Copy !req
644. Is it really you?
Copy !req
645. I ought to slap you.
Copy !req
646. Why do you have teeth?
Copy !req
647. Maybe it just
knocked him out.
Copy !req
648. Knocked him out his skin, maybe.
Copy !req
649. He was taken up.
Copy !req
650. Up?
Copy !req
651. Like to heaven?
Copy !req
652. No, she means like
with one of those claws.
Copy !req
653. The military has
them on helicopters.
Copy !req
654. It's like the
ones in the arcade,
Copy !req
655. except they're
not rigged so you
Copy !req
656. can never win the damn koala.
Copy !req
657. That's not what I mean.
Copy !req
658. I mean by an alien spaceship.
Copy !req
659. No.
Copy !req
660. OK, just stop it, all right?
Copy !req
661. I don't want to hear any more
of this ridiculous
Copy !req
662. alien shit, OK?
Copy !req
663. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm
gonna go look for drag marks
Copy !req
664. from a top secret invisible
military claw chopper.
Copy !req
665. You really think
this was aliens?
Copy !req
666. You hit him going 50 miles
per hour, and now he's gone.
Copy !req
667. There's no footprints,
no blood trail.
Copy !req
668. And did you see
or hear a helicopter?
Copy !req
669. I think Joseph is an alien.
Copy !req
670. They're real, Ben.
Copy !req
671. Aliens are real,
and they abduct people,
Copy !req
672. and they don't remember.
Copy !req
673. Ah.
Copy !req
674. Ahh! Ahh!
Copy !req
675. What is that?
Copy !req
676. Oh.
Copy !req
677. Is that— who put
a booger in my home?
Copy !req
678. Max.
Copy !req
679. I tried to kill
him so many times.
Copy !req
680. I do not want
to kill him anymore.
Copy !req
681. So stick him in a pod
and send him away.
Copy !req
682. That's what you like to do.
Copy !req
683. I did that for you.
Copy !req
684. You did it for you.
Copy !req
685. No, I had work to do.
Copy !req
686. The future of the entire
planet depends on me.
Copy !req
687. I don't care.
Copy !req
688. I'm a baby.
Copy !req
689. I needed you.
Copy !req
690. You shoved me
in that spaceship.
Copy !req
691. I thought we were
going together.
Copy !req
692. I needed my father.
Copy !req
693. Daddy.
Copy !req
694. I abandoned you.
Copy !req
695. You were abandoned
by the one you love,
Copy !req
696. just like I was by Heather.
Copy !req
697. I am sorry.
Copy !req
698. Because your girlfriend
broke up with you?
Copy !req
699. No, because—
Copy !req
700. What is this?
Copy !req
701. I thought it had gone
forever when Heather left me.
Copy !req
702. But it came back.
Copy !req
703. because I love you.
Copy !req
704. Oh.
Copy !req
705. Babies do not care
what anyone feels.
Copy !req
706. They only want to be taken
care of, to be loved...
Copy !req
707. And to know there is
someone out there who will
Copy !req
708. find a way to protect them.
Copy !req
709. No matter what it takes.
Copy !req
710. Hey.
Copy !req
711. I know it's late.
Copy !req
712. Yeah.
Copy !req
713. What's going on?
Copy !req
714. I just wanted to say
that, um, I'm happy for you
Copy !req
715. and your girlfriend.
Copy !req
716. I don't remember her name,
but I hope
Copy !req
717. that she has a great life
and that you
Copy !req
718. have a great life.
Copy !req
719. But I've got to go.
Copy !req
720. D'Arcy, are you OK?
Copy !req
721. Come inside.
Copy !req
722. I'm not on anything.
Copy !req
723. Just my dad's in the hospital.
Copy !req
724. He's gonna be fine, but he—
Copy !req
725. he's— he's proud of me,
and he says I'm built to do
Copy !req
726. something great,
something big,
Copy !req
727. and I think I know
what that is now.
Copy !req
728. And if you never
see me again, I just
Copy !req
729. wanted you to know that I
know that you cared about me,
Copy !req
730. and I messed it up,
and that—
Copy !req
731. yeah, OK, but you're
gonna be proud of me, too.
Copy !req
732. So bye.
Copy !req
733. D'Arcy.
Copy !req
734. D'Arcy!
Copy !req
735. Good morning!
Copy !req
736. Ah, good morning.
Copy !req
737. I brought this for you.
Copy !req
738. You can put it on your desk.
Copy !req
739. Oh, that is so sweet.
Copy !req
740. But no.
Copy !req
741. I have some good news.
Copy !req
742. OK.
Copy !req
743. I stayed up late last night,
and I finished the bomb!
Copy !req
744. Harry, shh.
Copy !req
745. I stayed up late last night.
Copy !req
746. That's not the part.
Copy !req
747. Never mind.
Copy !req
748. That is great news.
Copy !req
749. The, uh, lady general is
going to be coming to my cabin
Copy !req
750. later to hear my plan.
Copy !req
751. I could use more information
about the Greys' ship layout,
Copy !req
752. but I may have
enough to proceed.
Copy !req
753. Thank God.
I'm glad.
Copy !req
754. Mm-hmm.
Copy !req
755. I'm also glad that you
have Bridget back, too.
Copy !req
756. I thought I was doing
what was best for him.
Copy !req
757. But I was selfish.
Copy !req
758. It was for me.
Copy !req
759. You know, it's not
always easy to know.
Copy !req
760. Yes, like you with Jay.
Copy !req
761. Why do people
keep saying this?
Copy !req
762. I did not have selfish reasons.
Copy !req
763. No, you made a difficult
choice to give Jay away.
Copy !req
764. That was good.
Copy !req
765. Thank you.
Copy !req
766. I meant you are
selfish with Jay now.
Copy !req
767. What?
Copy !req
768. Yeah, I'm gonna
put that right there.
Copy !req
769. It looks so good.
Copy !req
770. Hi.
Copy !req
771. Sorry, I—
Copy !req
772. I don't have
an appointment, but I—
Copy !req
773. I have something
in the back of my neck.
Copy !req
774. And I need you to
take it out right now.
Copy !req
775. It is a Grey implant.
Copy !req
776. They are taking
Mayor Snowflake,
Copy !req
777. so it is not surprising
that they are also
Copy !req
778. taking Mrs. Mayor Snowflake.
Copy !req
779. This is excellent.
Copy !req
780. I can use her to get
intel about the Grey ship.
Copy !req
781. You seem upset.
Copy !req
782. I can calm you.
Copy !req
783. Have you ever been hypnotized?
Copy !req
784. You are on the Greys' ship.
Copy !req
785. Tell me everything you see.
Copy !req
786. They're—
they're walking with me.
Copy !req
787. Yes.
Copy !req
788. Yes, how many doors are there?
Copy !req
789. Are their guards?
Copy !req
790. And how many?
Copy !req
791. Where is she?
Copy !req
792. Let me see her.
Copy !req
793. Who is she?
Copy !req
794. Is it a guard?
Copy !req
795. A leader?
Copy !req
796. There she is.
Copy !req
797. Oh, my sweet.
Copy !req
798. There's my baby.
Copy !req
799. Yeah.
Copy !req
800. The little bastards
took Mrs. Mayor's child.
Copy !req
801. She would not
like to know that.
Copy !req
802. It would make her
angry and sad.
Copy !req
803. I will make sure she does not
remember it when she wakes up.
Copy !req
804. How many are there?
Copy !req
805. Do they have weapons?
Copy !req
806. Oh, I love her so much.
Copy !req
807. They want me to bond with her.
Copy !req
808. I want her home—
Copy !req
809. It's all right.
Copy !req
810. with me.
Copy !req
811. This is no help.
Copy !req
812. She is too focused
on her baby.
Copy !req
813. I understand.
Copy !req
814. I would be so sad if I did
not know that my baby existed.
Copy !req
815. And I realize now that
happiness is not just getting
Copy !req
816. love but getting to love.
Copy !req
817. When I snap my fingers,
you will wake up,
Copy !req
818. and you will
remember everything.
Copy !req
819. 3, 2, 1.
Copy !req
820. Oh, no!
Copy !req
821. I love you, but this is
the right thing for you.
Copy !req
822. I've loved every second
of getting to act
Copy !req
823. like a mom to you.
Copy !req
824. But I love it so much
that I've skipped over all
Copy !req
825. the parts of knowing how.
Copy !req
826. I'm glad I could be part
of your learning process.
Copy !req
827. I know you're mad,
but you should
Copy !req
828. be here right now with
the people who raised you,
Copy !req
829. and you know it.
Copy !req
830. It would have been nice if it
was my choice for once, Asta.
Copy !req
831. I'm a person.
Copy !req
832. I should have a say.
Copy !req
833. I agree.
Copy !req
834. We never even talked
about the whole thing.
Copy !req
835. The whole?
Copy !req
836. How you kept this a secret
from me my entire life.
Copy !req
837. Right.
Copy !req
838. How you hired me
just to be near me,
Copy !req
839. and you still didn't tell me.
Copy !req
840. I— I was afraid.
Copy !req
841. I finally got everything
I ever wanted.
Copy !req
842. It was just so delicate and
fragile that if I looked at it
Copy !req
843. the wrong way or
breathed on it too hard,
Copy !req
844. it would break and be gone.
Copy !req
845. Same.
Copy !req
846. It was messed up.
Copy !req
847. And I am sorry.
Copy !req
848. And you are right.
Copy !req
849. Let's talk about it.
Copy !req
850. Now?
Copy !req
851. No.
Copy !req
852. That's what the rest
of our lives are for.
Copy !req
853. Oh.
Copy !req
854. Oh, retainer.
Copy !req
855. Oh.
Copy !req
856. Thanks.
Copy !req
857. God.
Copy !req
858. I even wrote a plan
explaining how you would
Copy !req
859. get onto this ship
and destroy it,
Copy !req
860. but you don't need any
of that now,
Copy !req
861. because I am going to kill
the Greys myself.
Copy !req
862. So I should do what, just
stay home, watch a ball game?
Copy !req
863. Oh.
Copy !req
864. I mean, you could come and
observe, take pictures.
Copy !req
865. It will make for a nice memory.
Copy !req
866. What the hell?
Copy !req
867. Where is it?
Copy !req
868. I do not know.
Copy !req
869. Some son of a bitch
snuck in after I was asleep
Copy !req
870. and stole my bomb.
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