1. Previously, on
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2. I think this alien's here
to kill everybody.
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3. There's my device.
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4. That's in the glacier.
You can't go there.
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5. Harry, don't go!
It's too dangerous.
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6. These humans believe they're
nothing without one another.
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7. I want you to be comfortable
enough with me
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8. to tell me that I'm wrong.
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9. I want a partner
who challenges me.
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10. You earn respect through
your actions, Deputy.
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11. Well, how about this
for an action?
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12. I quit!
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13. I wanted to go
to the Olympics,
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14. and then this happened.
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15. It was my second mogul run.
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16. It was before the jump,
and I couldn't stop.
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17. I landed, and I heard
a bunch of bones crack.
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18. They said I could've
lost my leg.
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19. Once I eradicate humanity,
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20. I'll return to my planet
a hero.
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21. I'm so close
to completing my mission.
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22. Something initiated this.
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23. - The ship is tethered.
- Holy shit.
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24. I know where the alien is!
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25. Harry?
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26. Don't move.
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27. Aah!
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28. Fleet Foxes'
"Helplessness Blues"...
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29. Brown Bird's "Bilgewater"...
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30. Episode Title: "End of the World as We Know It?"
Aired on: March 17, 2021
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31. D'arcy.
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32. - Ugh, ow.
- Harry?
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33. Oh, thank God.
We're all okay.
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34. Okay?
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35. We fell into a crevasse.
This is a death trap.
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36. - Sorry I said anything.
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37. I can't move it.
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38. I'm too weak.
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39. - Harry, your leg.
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40. - Oh, whoa, whoa!
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41. No sudden movements.
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42. I'm not going anywhere.
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43. My leg is trapped.
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44. We need help.
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45. This whole sheet of ice
could cave in at any second.
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46. What were you
doing up here?
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47. I told you not to go up
on the glacier.
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48. - It is your fault.
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49. The ice caved in
because you are too heavy.
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50. Okay, we're leaving him.
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51. I guess glaciers aren't
a part of a cell plan, guys.
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52. He was gonna die anyway.
Just leave him.
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53. - Leave him behind.
- Stop it.
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54. We're gonna figure this out.
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55. We gotta be 30 feet down.
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56. I can make it up
to my snowmobile.
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57. I've gotta get my radio.
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58. You can give me a boost
on the ledge.
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59. Yeah.
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60. There's a little piece
of the ledge
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61. you can put your left foot on.
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62. Oh.
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63. Okay.
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64. Careful.
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65. There's a pocket there.
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66. She's gonna make it, Harry.
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67. Yes.
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68. Nice one, D'arce.
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69. That's it.
That's it, D'arce.
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70. Little to your left.
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71. Left.
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72. This is going
to be a problem.
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73. Keep going.
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74. Keep going.
You got this.
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75. - Yes.
- Okay.
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76. My hero.
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77. I'm in!
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78. Aah!
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79. Look out!
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80. No!
Aah!
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81. Whoops.
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82. We lost the signal.
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83. Whatever the ship
was tethered to is gone.
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84. Okay then.
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85. Time for you two
to get to Colorado
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86. to find me whatever
was flying that machine.
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87. D'arcy?
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88. Ow.
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89. D'arcy?
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90. D'arcy? D'arcy?
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91. Harry?
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92. Harry?
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93. Harry?
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94. What is that?
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95. Don't come any closer.
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96. Are you okay?
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97. What the hell are you?
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98. Don't be afraid.
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99. - D'arcy!
- I'm not going to hurt you.
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100. Who are you?
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101. Harry.
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102. No, no, no, no.
Half your face is all wrong.
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103. Offensive.
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104. What is happening to you?
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105. Bee sting.
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106. We're inside a glacier.
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107. Snow bees.
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108. I'm allergic
to the sting of snow bees
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109. and ice hornets.
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110. It's bad.
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111. If you don't tell me
what is happening,
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112. I'm going to lose my shit.
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113. Okay.
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114. I am not from this planet.
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115. What?
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116. I am what your people call
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117. an extraterrestrial.
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118. An alien.
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119. Oh.
Oh, I feel nauseous.
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120. You may have a concussion
from the fall.
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121. No, I think it's
the extra-alien thing
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122. happening in front of me.
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123. - Mmm.
- D'arcy!
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124. You cannot tell her.
She cannot know.
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125. She's gonna figure it out when
she sees the scales on your face.
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126. My people do not have scales.
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127. That's racist.
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128. You are thinking
of the Reptilians.
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129. Who?
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130. The Reptilians.
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131. Insidious creatures trying
to take over the universe
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132. by using the Earth
as a laboratory
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133. for hybridization.
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134. D'arcy!
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135. Don't worry.
It will never happen.
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136. They're gross.
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137. They have major hygiene issues.
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138. Okay.
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139. Well, if it's not scales, then
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140. why are you
growing weird skin?
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141. We have the ability
to mimic other species'
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142. anatomical forms,
but I am too weak.
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143. I'm changing back.
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144. Oh, nope.
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145. Please...
No!
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146. What is that glowing stuff?
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147. Oh, you're bleeding,
aren't you?
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148. Yes.
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149. Aw.
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150. This is not exactly
how I thought
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151. I'd spend my day.
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152. You know,
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153. you being an alien
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154. sort of explains a lot.
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155. Why are you here?
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156. My ship crashed.
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157. I've been searching
for something I lost
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158. up on this mountain.
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159. What do you mean?
Like, a radio to phone home?
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160. How did you guess?
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161. Uh...
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162. well, all we know of aliens
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163. is from movies,
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164. so it's either a radio
to phone home,
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165. or you're here to kill us...
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166. And eat us.
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167. We do not eat humans.
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168. Okay.
Ha, ha, ha.
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169. Now can you fix me, please?
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170. Fix you?
I don't even know how you work.
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171. Like you, I have
a closed circulatory system.
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172. So I will bleed out
if you don't stop it.
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173. Okay.
Um...
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174. Okay.
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175. Let me take a look.
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176. Um...
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177. That part of you
is still a human.
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178. I just touched your penis.
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179. I do not mind it.
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180. - It feels good...
- Stop talking.
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181. I think you nicked
an alien artery.
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182. Do you even have arteries?
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183. You need to cauterize
the wound.
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184. Use that.
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185. This?
Mmm.
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186. Oh.
Okay.
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187. Yes.
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188. Are you sure about this?
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189. Unlike your delicate species,
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190. my race has an incredibly high
pain threshold.
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191. Okay.
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192. Aah!
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193. Ah!
Oh.
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194. Asta!
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195. Asta!
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196. D'arcy!
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197. Thank God you're okay.
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198. Are you okay?
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199. We're fine!
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200. Everything's... fine.
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201. I'm gonna try to make it
to the top!
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202. Don't move!
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203. D'arcy's gonna call for help,
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204. and by now my dad will know
that I'm missing.
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205. Soon the whole mountain
will be swarming with people
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206. looking for us.
Mmm.
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207. Kill the creature!
Catch the beast!
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208. Kill him!
Kill the creature!
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209. Catch the beast.
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210. This is bad.
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211. The weaker I get...
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212. The more alien you become?
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213. Mmm.
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214. I see how that
could be a problem.
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215. I hope you understand
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216. that I have lost six chickens
this year to millennials
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217. racing down my road
in their Nazi cars.
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218. I need speed bumps.
Mmm.
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219. Not warnings.
I need bumps.
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220. Mmm.
I need big bumps.
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221. - Big bumps, yep.
- Big bumps.
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222. I am definitely going to look
into this, Mrs. Flaherty.
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223. Most definitely.
Okay?
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224. Be well.
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225. You know what your problem is?
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226. Please tell me.
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227. You need to learn
how to say no.
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228. I can't just say no.
I'm the mayor of this town,
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229. and I have a responsibility
to the people here.
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230. Okay, but you
got a responsibility
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231. to yourself first.
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232. I don't like seeing people
push you around like that.
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233. I-I don't get pushed around.
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234. You got your
anniversary dinner, right?
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235. Who picked the restaurant?
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236. Well, I'm not sure
that's any of your business.
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237. I get it.
Wife wants to pick.
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238. But you know what
she really wants?
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239. She wants you to take charge.
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240. All right, you gotta pick
the restaurant.
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241. You know, pull out her chair,
order for her.
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242. Right?
It's romantic.
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243. You're welcome.
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244. Yeah, to be honest, I'm not
sure you're the best judge
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245. of what women want, you know?
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246. Oh, really?
Mm-hmm.
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247. And why is that?
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248. I don't know.
Let's ask Deputy Liv.
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249. Oh, wait,
we can't because she quit.
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250. Oh, okay.
I see how it is!
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251. You know I'm a co-equal branch
of government, right?
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252. I see you, man!
That's a low blow!
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253. Don't you slam no doors.
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254. Slammed it.
I slam doors!
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255. Slam this!
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256. What... hey!
I can do that too.
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257. Uh-huh, you can't see me now,
can you?
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258. No, I still see you.
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259. Oh, you do... oh, oh!
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260. Yeah, now you're just
copying me.
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261. We'll see about that.
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262. Mm-hmm.
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263. Hi, change of plans.
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264. We're going to Laurent's
for dinner.
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265. 8:00.
End of debate.
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266. No, it is not too expensive.
I am the mayor,
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267. and there is a 15% discount
for city employees.
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268. - Mm-hmm.
- See you at 8:00.
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269. Yeah, push that around.
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270. Oh, you still there?
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271. Don't be looking at me!
Close them blinds!
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272. Oh, wow!
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273. Looks like this
has stopped the bleeding.
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274. If it stabilizes you,
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275. can you turn back to Harry?
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276. Once I regain my strength, yes.
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277. So if you're a copy,
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278. what happened to
the real Harry Vanderspeigle?
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279. Body is in my freezer,
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280. foot is in
your clinic freezer,
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281. wife is in New York.
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282. I don't know.
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283. I took shelter in his cabin
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284. and used his DNA
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285. to take his identity.
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286. If he wasn't there,
how'd you get his DNA?
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287. Skin cells.
They're everywhere.
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288. Humans shed 40,000 of them
a minute.
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289. My people shed their skin
in one piece.
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290. That way it is easier to eat.
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291. Gross.
You are gross.
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292. Wait, how did his wife
not know you were an imposter?
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293. Some people only see
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294. what they want to see.
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295. She saw every part of me,
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296. but she never knew.
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297. Wait.
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298. Did you have sex with her?
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299. To be accurate,
she had sex with me.
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300. On me.
Oh!
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301. At me.
In front of me.
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302. Harry!
She made me watch.
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303. Jesus!
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304. What if she gets pregnant
and has an alien V baby?
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305. No, she is not pregnant.
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306. She would have started to emit
a sulfuric scent
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307. and then split open
with hundreds of babies.
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308. She remained... whole.
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309. So what you said about
your wife dying was true then?
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310. We do not have genders
like humans.
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311. I had a mate
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312. who died burying
our offspring.
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313. I'm sorry.
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314. There is nothing
to be sorry about.
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315. The birthing death
is inevitable.
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316. My people
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317. do not feel sadness.
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318. You sure about that?
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319. Once I assumed this body,
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320. I started to feel
all sorts of things
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321. I have never felt.
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322. I don't want to talk about it.
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323. Okay.
Fine.
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324. I had 342 children,
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325. and I never worried
about any of them.
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326. Now I... cannot stop thinking
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327. about number 62.
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328. It had my eyes.
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329. Jesus.
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330. You had 342 kids?
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331. Mmm.
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332. I thought one was
complicated.
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333. You should stop feeling
guilty about giving away Jay.
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334. We leave our offspring
in the great ice wind desert,
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335. where the flesh
is ripped from the bone
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336. to see who survives.
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337. Charming.
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338. Jay is a survivor.
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339. She will be fine.
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340. I'm glad you know about me.
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341. It's hard to keep a secret.
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342. It's human nature, Harry.
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343. Nobody wants to hide
who they really are.
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344. Aah!
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345. All right, listen up.
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346. Some shitheads broke into
the high school science lab,
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347. so we're gonna head over there
and find out if anybody saw anything.
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348. Also just a quick heads-up,
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349. Edith Pine's cat got stuck,
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350. and I had to slingshot it down
from a cell tower.
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351. Cat's got a limp now,
and she's suing,
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352. so you might want to think
about lawyering up.
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353. Don't mind me.
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354. What are you doing?
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355. I was asked to gather
some of Deputy Liv's things.
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356. I don't know who that is.
I know a civilian Liv,
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357. if that's who
you talking about.
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358. Okay, well, I'm gonna gather
some of civilian Liv's things
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359. before my pastrami sandwich
gets cold.
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360. Would you please tell her
I can see her?
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361. He says he can see you.
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362. She says
to mind your own business,
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363. as she is busy
enjoying her life.
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364. Oh, well, you know what?
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365. You tell her I'm enjoying
my life even more.
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366. I'm enjoying my life so much
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367. I got little cartoon birds
flying around my head.
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368. You probably heard that.
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369. Yeah.
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370. She says that cartoon birds
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371. usually means
you're unconscious.
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372. So I'm gonna go eat.
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373. Thank you.
Yep.
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374. Why are you helping me?
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375. I was taught that living things
are connected,
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376. and that every being matters.
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377. You're running a temperature.
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378. You're getting weaker.
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379. Your face, it's become more...
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380. Alien?
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381. Am I ugly to you?
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382. No.
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383. Here.
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384. There you go.
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385. Max was afraid of me.
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386. He has a very rare
genetic trait
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387. that allows him to see me
in my true form.
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388. Oh.
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389. That must've been scary.
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390. Yes.
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391. I was afraid people
would start believing him.
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392. "Aah, there's an alien
in town.
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393. Look, an alien."
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394. I meant that must've
been scary for him.
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395. Oh.
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396. You know, if you're so
worried about getting caught,
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397. then why did you choose
to be the town doctor?
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398. They asked,
and I was cornered.
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399. They would've suspected.
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400. I don't think that's why.
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401. I think you're more drawn to
being human than you'll admit.
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402. I have the right
to remain silent.
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403. What's wrong?
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404. Whoa!
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405. My breathing duct
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406. is filled with blood.
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407. You have to reach inside
and clear it.
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408. Uh, how?
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409. I don't know how to do that.
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410. Um, D'arcy's flask.
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411. Okay, I'm gonna sterilize
my hands.
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412. - Okay.
- Okay.
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413. Okay.
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414. Whoa!
Aah!
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415. Aah!
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416. Go slowly to avoid the teeth.
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417. What?
There are teeth?
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418. And four arms?
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419. You really owe me for this.
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420. You really owe me.
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421. Okay.
Oh, there's the teeth.
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422. Ooh.
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423. Ooh!
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424. I need a visual.
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425. Remember when I examined
Mr. Hurley's prostate?
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426. Oh.
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427. Delightful.
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428. Ooh, God.
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429. Excuse me, teeth.
Okay.
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430. Ah!
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431. Oh.
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432. That's it.
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433. Thank you.
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434. You're done.
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435. You don't have to go back in.
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436. I'm not.
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437. If you're watching this,
I'm dead,
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438. or I'm really drunk,
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439. and we're all laughing
at how pathetic I was
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440. for making a video where
I thought I was gonna die.
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441. I guess I should say
some goodbyes.
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442. Sorry to all the guys who are
probably really sad right now.
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443. Dr. Ethan...
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444. Okay.
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445. I'm gonna miss Judy.
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446. I'm really so sorry
I was so mean to your cat.
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447. It was mostly self-defense.
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448. Deputy Liv, you ... ... ... rock.
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449. I'm also sorry to Sheriff Mike
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450. because one time
at a town hall,
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451. a dude said a racist thing
to you,
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452. and I went to go shit
in his car,
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453. and then I found out
that I shit in your car.
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454. Maybe the new town motto
should be
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455. "One died to not save three."
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456. I'm sorry
I didn't save Asta.
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457. I really didn't want to live
without her anyway, so...
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458. You just try
to climb out of here.
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459. I'm not leaving you.
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460. If you have a choice
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461. between life or death,
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462. you will leave me.
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463. It is you call
survival of the fittest.
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464. You don't have
much faith in people.
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465. Neither do you.
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466. I used to.
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467. Things in life
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468. just didn't work out
the way I wanted.
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469. And I was on a path,
and then I got off a path,
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470. and now I'm just...
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471. trying to find my way again.
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472. Like that monkey movie.
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473. What movie?
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474. "Planet of the Apes"?
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475. The movie about
the flying monkeys.
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476. They are in the trees
living their lives,
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477. and that girl
and that vicious dog
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478. and those other creatures
who had lost their way
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479. from that yellow brick road.
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480. The invade
the monkeys' territory.
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481. You mean "Wizard of Oz"?
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482. Yes, that is it.
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483. Okay, well, the monkeys
are the bad guys.
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484. Not to the monkeys.
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485. Huh.
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486. Can you now go look
for my radio?
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487. I will try to find your radio
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488. so you can get back on
your yellow brick road.
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489. Ah.
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490. You know,
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491. I don't even know
your real name.
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492. It is...
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493. My friends call me.
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494. Okay.
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495. Maybe we should just
stick with Harry.
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496. Mmm.
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497. D'arcy.
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498. Enough rest.
Get up now.
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499. D'arcy, you had a bad fall.
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500. D'arcy, you're gonna need
to get up sometime.
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501. I'll come back in an hour.
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502. Hey, get out bed, bitch.
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503. Asta?
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504. I haven't seen you in forever.
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505. You can't just show up.
I mean, look at me.
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506. I'm a goddamn Lifetime movie.
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507. Okay.
Look.
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508. I didn't drive ten hours
to watch you quit.
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509. - So get up.
- Ow.
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510. You are not quitting.
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511. Okay?
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512. Let's go.
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513. You are not quitting.
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514. I'm not quitting.
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515. I'm getting us
the ... -out of here.
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516. Don't you get it?
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517. We are running out of time,
all right?
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518. We're out here
in the middle of nowhere
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519. searching for what?
Calm it down now.
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520. I'm just saying, we have no
idea what this thing even is,
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521. or what it can do.
Could be human for all we know.
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522. Could be anybody.
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523. More coffee?
Mmm, love some.
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524. You folks passing through?
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525. Sure are.
We just eloped.
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526. Heading to Braddock
to meet my father-in-law.
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527. He doesn't know I'm white.
Wish me luck, right?
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528. Well, I'm sure
he'll love you to death.
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529. But you shouldn't linger
too long.
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530. There's a big storm coming.
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531. The pass tends
to get shut down.
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532. In that case,
we'll just take the check.
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533. You bet.
Drive careful.
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534. I'm just gonna say it.
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535. The General was wrong.
We need backup.
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536. We can't find this thing alone.
Yes, we can.
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537. You said it's tethered to the
ship, so we know it's close.
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538. In a 50-mile radius.
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539. Do you know how many people
are in a 50-mile radius?
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540. And that's if it's even
hiding as a human.
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541. What if it's hiding as a tree,
huh?
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542. You wanna just put a bullet
in every tree in the forest?
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543. Most days.
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544. You would say that.
Look.
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545. I'm gonna call the military.
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546. You should know me
better by now.
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547. This mission is secretive,
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548. and anyone who doesn't
wanna keep it that way
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549. doesn't live very long.
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550. And you said
we'd never find it.
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551. Hey, it's Asta.
I'm not here.
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552. Figure it out.
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553. I can't find it.
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554. I've looked everywhere.
I think your radio is buried.
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555. I have to find it
before we leave
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556. or else it will
be lost forever.
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557. I'm sorry.
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558. Here.
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559. I don't need it.
My planet is freezing.
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560. The cold is actually
helping me recover.
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561. Okay.
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562. Um, well...
here you go.
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563. There you go.
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564. Tell me about your planet.
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565. What's it like?
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566. It is magnificent
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567. and brutal like my people.
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568. You know, some native tribes,
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569. they talk about connections
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570. to beings from the stars.
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571. We have been coming here
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572. for thousands of years,
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573. guiding humans.
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574. Stonehenge, the pyramids,
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575. and long before that.
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576. So you're here to help us.
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577. We have always tried to help.
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578. Your people welcomed us
for thousands of years,
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579. but then something changed.
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580. Humans became more fearful
of us,
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581. of each other.
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582. So why did you come
this time?
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583. We have been
monitoring changes
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584. to your planet.
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585. How we doing?
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586. Not good.
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587. That is why I need
to find my radio,
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588. so I can ask for help.
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589. When you say not good,
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590. like, how not good?
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591. If a chicken sits on an egg
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592. for the right amount of time,
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593. you get a perfect little chick.
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594. Uh-huh.
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595. But if you do not care
about the egg,
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596. and you leave it in the sun,
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597. it rots and stinks.
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598. The Earth is the second one.
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599. Well, I'm gonna go
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600. dig for that radio.
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601. Hmm.
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602. Do you know what you
would like this evening?
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603. Yes, I...
Sure do.
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604. The lady will have
the chicken paillard,
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605. and I will have the escargot.
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606. Wow, that's very sweet.
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607. You're ordering for me.
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608. - I'm going to have the lamb.
- Mmm, no, you won't.
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609. She will have
the chicken paillard.
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610. All set.
Here you go.
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611. I-I don't want the chicken.
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612. I'm having the lamb.
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613. I've got this.
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614. She will have the lamb.
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615. Is something wrong?
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616. Why are you ordering escargot?
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617. You hate snails.
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618. Um, he will have
the steak frites
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619. with the fries extra crispy.
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620. Mmm, nope.
Don't like it, don't want it.
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621. I am having the escargot,
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622. which I love, so.
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623. Okay then.
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624. Thank you.
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625. What was that?
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626. Nothing.
Just... just ordering food.
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627. Kay.
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628. Sure, thank you.
Yes, please.
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629. La vie en rose.
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630. What can I do for you, Dan?
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631. Asta didn't show up
for our weekly dinner date,
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632. and she's not responding
to my calls.
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633. Yeah, well, maybe she stood
you up for a younger fella.
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634. We were both
in the military, Mike.
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635. When we have a feeling,
we know to trust it.
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636. Something's wrong.
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637. Okay.
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638. All right, I hear you.
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639. Let's see what's going on.
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640. - You wanna ride along?
- Yes.
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641. Let's hit The 59.
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642. If anybody knows where she is,
it's D'arcy.
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643. Okay.
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644. - Just speed it up, D'arce.
- Okay.
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645. - Hey.
- Sorry.
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646. - Are you okay?
- Huh?
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647. You're acting a little weird.
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648. Just enjoying
our anniversary
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649. with my lovely wife.
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650. Hey, why don't you, uh,
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651. why don't you slide over?
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652. Yeah, scoot.
Oh, okay.
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653. Yeah.
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654. Mmm.
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655. Uh, oh.
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656. What?
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657. You cut your lip
on the shell.
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658. Oh.
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659. Now you won't kiss my blood.
It's fine.
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660. - What the hell is going on?
- Nothing.
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661. I'm just trying to make
our anniversary special.
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662. By picking the restaurant
and ordering for me
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663. and eating escargot,
which you hate?
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664. I-I thought you'd like it
if I took charge.
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665. I mean, you said the other day
that you wanted me to,
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666. you know, challenge you.
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667. Oh, honey.
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668. I did say that,
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669. but this isn't you.
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670. If you wanna pick
the restaurant,
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671. make me go to the taco place
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672. or at least somewhere
that you like.
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673. I do love tacos.
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674. Yeah, and I love you.
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675. We aren't always gonna agree
about everything.
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676. That's okay.
We're different people.
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677. But I want us to be a team.
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678. Hey, John.
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679. Former Deputy Liv.
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680. I need to ask you
about something.
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681. Sheriff is here.
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682. Asta and D'arcy are missing.
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683. - What?
- Oh, no.
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684. Yeah, folks at The 59
said D'arcy called and said
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685. she couldn't come in to work.
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686. She was headed up
to the glacier.
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687. You know anything about that?
Let me call the office.
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688. Is everything okay?
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689. Hey, it's John, have you
seen D'arcy at the office?
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690. Yeah, everything's
under control.
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691. It's just Asta and D'arcy
are missing.
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692. Well, missing how?
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693. How can we help?
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694. Two snowmobiles have been out
since past 3:00.
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695. Still not back.
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696. Okay, well,
let's get a search going.
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697. Whatever you need
from the town, you got it.
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698. I can prepare the chopper
for a search,
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699. but this stormfront's
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700. not supposed to pass
until daybreak.
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701. They'll freeze by then.
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702. All right, all right,
all right, hey, hey.
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703. Take a breath.
We're gonna find them, Dan.
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704. - I ain't waiting around for that.
- Dan!
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705. He's gonna get himself killed.
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706. Hey, don't wait up.
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707. Okay.
Be careful.
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708. Okay.
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709. Abigail.
Sheriff.
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710. [Erick Serena
and The Killing Floor's
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711. See?
I told you she'd make it.
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712. Now you're going first.
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713. No.
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714. We have to go now.
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715. You're out of time, Harry.
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716. She'll see I am an alien.
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717. No, she won't.
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718. Uh, excuse me.
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719. Could pass me
some toilet paper?
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720. All out over here.
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721. Oh, thank you.
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722. Thank you so much.
You're a lifesaver.
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723. Us ladies have
to stick together, right?
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724. You live in town?
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725. Yeah, just down the road.
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726. My husband's the mayor.
Wow.
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727. I just moved here.
I don't know anybody.
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728. Oh, well, you should
take my number.
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729. Feel free to pick my brain.
Here you go.
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730. I'm Kate Hawthorne.
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731. Kate.
That's my sister's name.
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732. Sarah Houston.
Thanks for the number.
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733. I'll be sure to use it.
Call anytime.
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734. Okay, gotta go
relieve the babysitter.
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735. Oh, you have kids?
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736. Oh, just one.
We have a little boy named Max.
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737. Max, that's wonderful.
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738. Nice to meet you.
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739. Stay with me, Harry.
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740. Asta!
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741. Where the hell are you?
I'm coming to get you.
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742. I'm okay, Dad!
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743. Don't ask questions.
I need your help.
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744. Oh, God.
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745. - How is he?
- Not good.
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746. Go get help.
Go get help!
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747. Okay.
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748. Hurry.
He's out here.
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749. What the hell?
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750. Asta!
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751. Asta?
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752. Asta, are you here?
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753. Asta,
what the hell's going on?
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754. - Hey, Dad.
- Hell no.
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755. Ah!
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756. Dad.
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757. What are you doing
hanging with that thing?
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758. Do you know
what that thing is?
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759. Well, it's violating
a whole bunch of health codes,
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760. I know that for sure.
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761. Can you just say it,
so there's no confusion?
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762. Why's there an alien
in my freezer?
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763. Yes, okay.
Asta?
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764. Mm-hmm.
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765. The cold slows the bleeding,
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766. and he's not just an alien,
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767. and the alien
is someone we know.
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768. The mayor.
I knew it.
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769. No, Dad.
It's Harry.
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770. The doctor's an alien?
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771. And you wanted me to get a
yearly checkup from that thing.
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772. I allowed myself
to become too human.
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773. That's why I couldn't
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774. complete my mission.
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775. It's my fault.
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776. If I don't do something,
he will die.
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777. I need your help.
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778. Dan, you back there?
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779. Shit.
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780. I'll take care of it.
Be right there!
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781. Can we trust that creature?
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782. He's in trouble,
and we can help.
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783. I don't like it, but
if you believe in him, okay.
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784. Okay.
Thank you.
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785. Just move him...
it away from the fish.
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786. Okay.
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787. How you doing, Sheriff?
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788. I'm good.
I saw your truck out front.
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789. I just wanted to make sure you
weren't taking things into your own hands.
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790. You know,
Asta's a strong woman.
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791. She'll be fine.
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792. Let's just wait out the storm
and fire up some burgers.
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793. Ha! Haven't you heard?
They're back.
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794. Doctor got in an accident;
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795. Asta had to take him
to Braddock for an MRI.
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796. Really?
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797. Well, good.
That's... that's good.
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798. You all right, Dan?
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799. You like you done
seen a ghost or something.
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800. I'm okay.
I guess it's the worry.
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801. Right.
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802. All right, then.
Well, night.
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803. Stand down on the search.
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804. They made it down
off the mountain.
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805. Copy that, Sheriff.
We'll notify.
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806. Harry.
Oh, God.
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807. Harry, wake up.
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808. Harry, you are getting worse.
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809. Tell me how to help you.
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810. Without my radio, it's over.
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811. Let me die.
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812. No.
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813. Harry, wait.
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814. Look.
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815. You can help us now.
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816. You found it.
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817. Yeah.
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818. If she knew
what she was giving me,
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819. she would let me die.
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820. Tell me how to help you.
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821. My leg.
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822. It's poisoning me.
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823. I will die
if you don't chop it off.
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824. We need to do what?
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825. You heard him.
Grab the meat cleaver.
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826. Aah!
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827. Uh, it's okay.
It's gonna be okay.
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828. All right.
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829. Okay.
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830. Harry.
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831. It's gonna be all right.
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832. I'm sorry.
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833. God, I can't do it.
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834. I can.
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835. Okay, okay, okay.
I'm sorry.
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836. - Oh, my...
- I'm scared.
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837. Okay, look at me.
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838. I'm right here.
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839. I won't let you die.
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840. I believe her.
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841. No one's dying today,
but now I have my device,
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842. so how about tomorrow?
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843. All eight billion of them.
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844. Aah!
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