1. - Previously
on "Resident Alien"...
Copy !req
2. - Our orders are to find
the alien that crashed.
Copy !req
3. - Our orders are to deliver
an alien to the general
Copy !req
4. without anyone
knowing about it.
Copy !req
5. - He obviously suffers
from a case of terra-phobia.
Copy !req
6. - He's dead.
You're a monster.
Copy !req
7. - So, yeah, things
are gonna get messy.
Copy !req
8. - She thinks I stole
the missing prescription pad.
Copy !req
9. - Of course she stole it.
- Hey, you guys want some?
Copy !req
10. - These are Sam's.
Copy !req
11. This prescription
was written after he died.
Copy !req
12. - Sam was poisoned.
- Holy shit sticks.
Copy !req
13. We got ourselves a murder!
Copy !req
14. - This paper says
you had a baby,
Copy !req
15. and your baby was born
on my exact birthday.
Copy !req
16. - You really wanted
to protect her?
Copy !req
17. You should have stayed
the hell out of her life.
Copy !req
18. - Probably dating the same guy.
- Shit.
Copy !req
19. - Mm, mm.
Copy !req
20. - I'll bet this one
is a phlogiston.
Copy !req
21. - Negative.
The specimen indicated
Copy !req
22. it is volcanic-origin
Copy !req
23. in other words,
plain, ordinary rock.
Copy !req
24. - You better get my best side.
Copy !req
25. - Come on,
let's go take a look.
Copy !req
26. - Danger,
Will Robinson, danger.
Copy !req
27. - Whoa.
Copy !req
28. - Danger!
Copy !req
29. - Curiosity—produce
severely burned—
Copy !req
30. - Some danger.
- Victor.
Copy !req
31. - Thursday.
- Endangerment.
Copy !req
32. - Let's get back to camp.
Copy !req
33. We'll leave our equipment here
and come back tomorrow—
Copy !req
34. - Aw.
Copy !req
35. - Don't worry.
I'll get it going.
Copy !req
36. - Dad?
- Hm?
Copy !req
37. - What the?
Copy !req
38. The light's out.
Copy !req
39. Okay, take that.
Copy !req
40. - Dad?
Copy !req
41. - Just one second, baby.
Copy !req
42. - The rain—it stopped.
Copy !req
43. - What do you mean,
the rain stopped?
Copy !req
44. - What a crazy dream.
Copy !req
45. This female human creature
was suffocating me
Copy !req
46. with her sexual organs.
Copy !req
47. It was so realistic,
I can still feel
Copy !req
48. her hot, hammy breath
on my face.
Copy !req
49. - I've always loved
watching you sleep.
Copy !req
50. - Two, all right.
Copy !req
51. - You can do better than that.
Copy !req
52. Sorry, I thought
you'd catch that.
Copy !req
53. - What?
Copy !req
54. - Oh, shoot, oh.
Copy !req
55. - Darling, could you get me
some more food coloring?
Copy !req
56. - Ooh, get that away from me.
Copy !req
57. That stuff knocks me out.
Copy !req
58. Do you want another art walk
in Chelsea?
Copy !req
59. - Maybe just one little glass.
Copy !req
60. - All right, final thing.
Copy !req
61. Ready?
- Mm-hmm.
Copy !req
62. It's cute, right?
Copy !req
63. — No.
- Okay.
Copy !req
64. - If I'm going
to kill everyone
Copy !req
65. and get off this rock,
I need to fix my ship.
Copy !req
66. While searching for my device,
Copy !req
67. I've been gathering
broken parts
Copy !req
68. from my antigravitation unit.
Copy !req
69. I only have one part
left to find.
Copy !req
70. They have a term on Earth
Copy !req
71. for a man who works
on engines—sexy beast.
Copy !req
72. That's me.
Copy !req
73. If these humans ever saw me
actually flying my spaceship,
Copy !req
74. I'd have women beating me off
with a stick.
Copy !req
75. - A few hours ago,
fighter pilots
Copy !req
76. in the Strait of Hormuz engaged
an unidentified aircraft.
Copy !req
77. Then it vanished
into thin air.
Copy !req
78. At exactly the same time,
Copy !req
79. I picked up an object
over Colorado
Copy !req
80. with exactly the same
infrared signature.
Copy !req
81. There's only one
scientific explanation
Copy !req
82. for that—teleportation.
Copy !req
83. Seconds later,
it dropped altitude.
Copy !req
84. I think it crashed
somewhere in New Mexico.
Copy !req
85. — "It" meaning what?
- Little green men?
Copy !req
86. - I don't know exactly, but —
Copy !req
87. - Two things that you just said
give me pause.
Copy !req
88. "Teleportation"
and "little green men."
Copy !req
89. - Technically,
you said "little green men."
Copy !req
90. - No, I completely understand.
Copy !req
91. This post comes
with a lot of pressure,
Copy !req
92. and there's no shame
in admitting that.
Copy !req
93. Do you feel that kind
of pressure, lieutenant?
Copy !req
94. Everything closing in,
Copy !req
95. crushing you, choking you.
Copy !req
96. - Uh...
Copy !req
97. right now, yeah, a little.
- There you have it.
Copy !req
98. I suggest that you're
in desperate need of—
Copy !req
99. shall we call it
medical leave?
Copy !req
100. - Yes, General.
Copy !req
101. - You were right.
- General?
Copy !req
102. If I knew you were coming,
I would have cleaned my car.
Copy !req
103. - The UAP is an alien ship.
You know it.
Copy !req
104. I know it.
The Navy just admitted it.
Copy !req
105. But if crash evidence
goes up the chain of command,
Copy !req
106. it will be swallowed up
into a classified black hole.
Copy !req
107. I'm not gonna let that happen.
Copy !req
108. Meanwhile, you are
gonna find that ship.
Copy !req
109. This one's off the books.
Copy !req
110. - Okay, yes, General,
I'll do it.
Copy !req
111. - I wasn't asking.
Copy !req
112. And nobody can know
what you're doing—nobody.
Copy !req
113. - Oh, that's just
my girlfriend.
Copy !req
114. You don't have
to worry about her.
Copy !req
115. She's not gonna tell anybody.
Copy !req
116. - You don't have
a girlfriend anymore.
Copy !req
117. You just broke up
with her over text.
Copy !req
118. That's kind of rude.
Copy !req
119. - Wait, how did you
get my phone?
Copy !req
120. And who are you?
Copy !req
121. - Lieutenant, I would like
to introduce you
Copy !req
122. to Lisa Casper, your wife.
Copy !req
123. - Hi, sweetie.
Copy !req
124. - You two are gonna
find me that ship...
Copy !req
125. and whatever was flying it.
Copy !req
126. - Uh, oh, uh...
Copy !req
127. Ugh, no, that—no.
Copy !req
128. Uh, somebody?
Copy !req
129. - Jesus.
- It's not my fault.
Copy !req
130. It's leaking.
Copy !req
131. - Well, It's making coffee.
Move.
Copy !req
132. - You shouldn't have
to clean that up.
Copy !req
133. Get Jay to do it.
Copy !req
134. - Well, Jay is not here,
Copy !req
135. and she won't be coming back
for a while.
Copy !req
136. - Because she discovered
you lied about birthing her?
Copy !req
137. - Yeah, 'cause I lied
about birthing her.
Copy !req
138. Trust me,
I'd like to talk to her,
Copy !req
139. but I'm just giving
her space for once.
Copy !req
140. - Man, look at this.
See, Liv?
Copy !req
141. I told you their break room
was bigger than ours.
Copy !req
142. Don't make no damn sense.
Copy !req
143. We got the whole damn
town hall over there.
Copy !req
144. You got one doctor
and a few nurses.
Copy !req
145. We should probably
trade kitchens.
Copy !req
146. - It might be a long way
to walk to get coffee.
Copy !req
147. - Our coffee maker leaks.
Copy !req
148. - I want one
of those Nespresso machines,
Copy !req
149. but sheriff won't
let me get one.
Copy !req
150. - Hell no.
Those things freak me out.
Copy !req
151. I mean, think about it—
a whole cup of coffee
Copy !req
152. in that tiny little pod?
Copy !req
153. That shit there's gotta be
the devil's work.
Copy !req
154. - Can you tell me
what you're doing here?
Copy !req
155. - We got the results back
from Sam's toxicology.
Copy !req
156. He was poisoned, all right.
Copy !req
157. - Really?
- Mm-hmm.
Copy !req
158. Botulinum toxin.
Copy !req
159. I came here to find out
what the doctor knows about it.
Copy !req
160. - Mm, okay, that's simple.
Copy !req
161. Botulinum toxin is a poison.
Copy !req
162. People who get
botulinum toxin die
Copy !req
163. from "botsalinen tonchin" poisoning.
Copy !req
164. - I might need you to dig
a little deeper than that.
Copy !req
165. - Dr. Vanderspeigle,
Copy !req
166. you are finally off the hook.
The new doctor has arrived.
Copy !req
167. Why don't you all come on out
and meet him?
Copy !req
168. Sorry.
Copy !req
169. - I saw the new doctor,
and he is gorgeous.
Copy !req
170. - Ellen, that's inappropriate.
Copy !req
171. Just as long as
he's a good physician.
Copy !req
172. - Doesn't hurt to have
something nice
Copy !req
173. to look at for once.
Copy !req
174. - What the hell?
Something nice to look at?
Copy !req
175. As far as humans go,
I'm handsome.
Copy !req
176. I'm even—what's the modern
word for it, ravishing?
Copy !req
177. - Everybody, meet
the very accomplished
Copy !req
178. Dr. Ethan Stone,
our new full-time doctor.
Copy !req
179. - Please call me Dr. Ethan.
- Oh, modest.
Copy !req
180. - This is our head nurse,
Asta Twelvetrees.
Copy !req
181. - Hi.
Copy !req
182. - And this here
is Sheriff Mike Thompson
Copy !req
183. and his deputy, Liv Baker.
Copy !req
184. - Yeah, it's the deputy,
not his deputy.
Copy !req
185. - People call me Big Black.
Copy !req
186. - Yeah, you don't have to—
- Cool.
Copy !req
187. Nice to meet you, Big Black.
Copy !req
188. Finally, somebody who gets it.
Copy !req
189. - You know, problematic.
Copy !req
190. - Hello, I'm here too.
- Ah, yes, sorry about that.
Copy !req
191. Dr. Ethan, this is
Dr. Harry Vanderspeigle,
Copy !req
192. who has been kind enough
to hold down the fort
Copy !req
193. until your arrival.
Copy !req
194. - I've heard great things.
- Really?
Copy !req
195. Who said great things?
Copy !req
196. - Well, no one, actually.
I was just being polite.
Copy !req
197. - He has stupid hair.
Copy !req
198. - Listen, I can't tell you
how glad we are
Copy !req
199. to have you here.
Let me ask you something.
Copy !req
200. What you know about
botulinum toxin poisoning?
Copy !req
201. - Oh, well, it's nasty stuff.
Copy !req
202. Tragically, I dealt
with a lot of botulism
Copy !req
203. during my time with
Médecins Sans Frontières—
Copy !req
204. Doctors Without Borders.
I'm sorry.
Copy !req
205. I'm just so used
to saying it in French
Copy !req
206. because of all the time
I spent in Haiti.
Copy !req
207. - Now I
understand "douchebag."
Copy !req
208. - Let's see, hmmm.
Copy !req
209. Well, I'm
no forensic pathologist,
Copy !req
210. but it looks like the botulism
closed his windpipe,
Copy !req
211. and then, judging from
the angle of the wounds,
Copy !req
212. the doctor tried
to give himself a tracheotomy
Copy !req
213. to save his own life.
Brutal.
Copy !req
214. - Mm, wow.
- Damn impressive.
Copy !req
215. - I came to
that same conclusion
Copy !req
216. over two weeks ago.
- Oh, see, Sheriff?
Copy !req
217. The answer was staring you
right in the face all along.
Copy !req
218. - Oh, yeah.
Copy !req
219. - Why does it smell
like burnt coffee in here?
Copy !req
220. - They have
a broken coffee maker.
Copy !req
221. - Oh, if you want me to,
I could take a look.
Copy !req
222. I'm pretty handy
with those things.
Copy !req
223. - So am I.
I already fixed it.
Copy !req
224. - Sorry, she just said
it was broken.
Copy !req
225. - Yes, she's talking
about a different one
Copy !req
226. that I'm going to fix next.
Copy !req
227. I am also very handsy.
Copy !req
228. - You should get
those coffee pods.
Copy !req
229. - No, we don't need a new one.
As you heard, Harry fixed it.
Copy !req
230. - Seems like everyone
likes those pods, Sheriff.
Copy !req
231. - We ain't getting them
creepy ass pods, all right?
Copy !req
232. Why don't you just take a damn
ouija board into a cemetery?
Copy !req
233. - Well, looks like you're
making some great progress
Copy !req
234. on the murder here, Sheriff.
Copy !req
235. - Well, now that we got
a real man of science here,
Copy !req
236. I expect the dominoes
will fall pretty quickly.
Copy !req
237. - Wait, no, you don't need him.
Copy !req
238. I have something for you.
Copy !req
239. You should talk to the person
who stole the prescription pad.
Copy !req
240. - Someone stole
a prescription pad?
Copy !req
241. - Mm.
Copy !req
242. - Um, yeah, but I—
Copy !req
243. I reported it
to the state board, so...
Copy !req
244. - Wow, well, that is
something to look into.
Copy !req
245. That's a good tip, doc.
Copy !req
246. - Now that I have solved
the murder,
Copy !req
247. I'm going to go
clean out my desk.
Copy !req
248. - Well, it ain't solved yet,
but if some people would tell
Copy !req
249. the sheriff's department
everything they know,
Copy !req
250. then maybe we can wrap
this thing up pretty quickly.
Copy !req
251. - Like "Law and Order."
Copy !req
252. Weird—now that I've won,
Copy !req
253. I don't hate
the new doctor as much.
Copy !req
254. - People still watch
"Law and Order?"
Copy !req
255. I never loved that show.
Copy !req
256. - You son of a bitch!
Copy !req
257. I'm just gathering my things
before I leave.
Copy !req
258. I don't have things.
Copy !req
259. - I just wanted
to thank you for everything.
Copy !req
260. You know,
we were in a tough spot,
Copy !req
261. and you really came through.
Copy !req
262. - I did what I had to do.
Copy !req
263. To not be found out
as a human killing machine.
Copy !req
264. - As a thank-you,
I want you to have this candle.
Copy !req
265. I made it myself.
It's kind of a hobby of mine.
Copy !req
266. It's cinnamon.
Copy !req
267. - Mm, oh.
Copy !req
268. Thank you.
Copy !req
269. Oh, I'm supposed
to tell you
Copy !req
270. that your son doesn't need
to go to the institution.
Copy !req
271. He's fine, bye.
Copy !req
272. - Um...
Copy !req
273. I'm sorry, what are you saying?
Copy !req
274. - Your son.
He doesn't have to go.
Copy !req
275. He's not sick
Copy !req
276. unless being really annoying
is a sickness.
Copy !req
277. - Are you saying that you
misdiagnosed my son?
Copy !req
278. - Whoa,
that doesn't sound good.
Copy !req
279. I'd be happy to offer
a second opinion,
Copy !req
280. if you don't mind, Doctor.
Copy !req
281. - No, I don't need
your second opinion.
Copy !req
282. You heard me wrong.
Your boy is very sick.
Copy !req
283. He needs to go
to the institute right away.
Copy !req
284. I'm a good doctor.
I'm never wrong.
Copy !req
285. I'm older than you.
Copy !req
286. - Would you like a candle?
Copy !req
287. - Look.
Copy !req
288. I know I come on strong,
all right?
Copy !req
289. I radiate power.
I can't help that.
Copy !req
290. But you're not the only one
who loved Sam, all right?
Copy !req
291. He took care of my dad
for the last five years.
Copy !req
292. Now, if there's anything else
that you've been keeping
Copy !req
293. to yourself,
now is the time to share it.
Copy !req
294. We're on
the same team here, Asta.
Copy !req
295. - Okay, um...
Copy !req
296. Okay.
Copy !req
297. I didn't know that the pad
was stolen at first.
Copy !req
298. I thought maybe Sam took it.
Copy !req
299. You know, he was gonna write up
a script for his insulin.
Copy !req
300. - Sam was diabetic?
- Yeah, but then I found this.
Copy !req
301. - You should talk to the kid
that's passing this around.
Copy !req
302. He goes to the high school.
Copy !req
303. It was prescribed by Sam
days after he died.
Copy !req
304. - Hmm, thank you.
Copy !req
305. - Finally.
Copy !req
306. No longer trapped
in that place.
Copy !req
307. Freedom feels good.
Copy !req
308. Stupid thing keeps sliding
to the right.
Copy !req
309. That's a bad design.
Copy !req
310. - Hey, are you leaving
without saying goodbye?
Copy !req
311. - I would've said good-bye,
but I didn't want to—
Copy !req
312. I didn't want to.
Copy !req
313. - It's good to see you're
still such a huge weirdo.
Copy !req
314. And your talent
for unleashing chaos in my life
Copy !req
315. is strong as ever.
Copy !req
316. But I think I'm better
having known you.
Copy !req
317. - You're weird too.
Copy !req
318. - Mm-hmm-hmm.
Copy !req
319. - Oh, God, your wife is here.
Copy !req
320. - If we run,
she can't catch us both.
Copy !req
321. Mm-hmm.
- Hello.
Copy !req
322. - Before you start
throwing shit,
Copy !req
323. I was just saying good-bye.
Copy !req
324. Permanent doctor has arrived,
so Harry is all yours.
Copy !req
325. - What?
You're free?
Copy !req
326. - Mm-hmm.
Copy !req
327. - You don't have
to work anymore?
Copy !req
328. - I do have some... stuff to do.
Copy !req
329. - Well, thank God I'm here.
I can help you do all of it.
Copy !req
330. - Mm-hmm.
- Have fun, you two lovebirds.
Copy !req
331. - Thank you.
Copy !req
332. - Thanks so much
for letting us talk to him.
Copy !req
333. - Are you sure
this is necessary?
Copy !req
334. - We just need to ask him
a few questions.
Copy !req
335. - He may be
a little bit of a stoner,
Copy !req
336. but do you really think
he's running
Copy !req
337. some kind of drug ring?
Copy !req
338. - Everybody's innocent
Copy !req
339. until proven guilty
unless they guilty.
Copy !req
340. - Okay.
Copy !req
341. Well, your criminal mastermind
is failing my history class,
Copy !req
342. so you can have him
for about 10 minutes.
Copy !req
343. Then I need him back.
Copy !req
344. - Thank you.
- Mm-hmm.
Copy !req
345. - All right, so check it.
Here's the plan.
Copy !req
346. We're going old school,
all right?
Copy !req
347. A little good cop, bad cop.
- I like that plan.
Copy !req
348. We're a team
like the dynamic duo.
Copy !req
349. - Exactly, and I'll be
good cop and bad cop
Copy !req
350. while you wait out here
and guard the perimeter.
Copy !req
351. - I like your sweater.
Is that merino?
Copy !req
352. - Yeah, thanks.
Copy !req
353. And your brown shirt,
it's nice—very norm-core.
Copy !req
354. - I didn't even know
I wanted to hear that.
Copy !req
355. That's good, right?
Copy !req
356. - All right, Judy,
you're not psychic.
Copy !req
357. - No, I'm telling you—
Copy !req
358. Okay, so this one time,
I had a dream about a cat.
Copy !req
359. Right, that's normal,
regular, everyday.
Copy !req
360. I woke up, and the first thing
I saw is a cat.
Copy !req
361. That's psychic.
Copy !req
362. - But you sleep with your cat.
- Yeah, exactly.
Copy !req
363. Wait, so you're saying
I didn't dream about a cat?
Copy !req
364. - Shit.
Copy !req
365. - Hi, D'arcy.
- Hi.
Copy !req
366. - This is my husband, Harry.
Copy !req
367. - Oh, yeah, you know,
we've met actually.
Copy !req
368. Mm-hmm, he checked
my tonsils once.
Copy !req
369. - Oh, I keep forgetting
this is a one doctor town.
Copy !req
370. You must know everyone here.
- Most everybody.
Copy !req
371. There's the man
who might have cancer.
Copy !req
372. Barren womb,
heart disease guy,
Copy !req
373. pees himself...
Copy !req
374. One nut.
Copy !req
375. - Well, I will bring you two
a couple of beers
Copy !req
376. when I'm done with
Mrs. Chlamydia over there.
Copy !req
377. - Hey, that's Miss Chlamydia.
Copy !req
378. I'm not my mother.
Copy !req
379. - Um...
Copy !req
380. Harry, I wanted to talk
to you about something,
Copy !req
381. and it's actually
perfect timing,
Copy !req
382. you getting replaced today.
Copy !req
383. Let's sell the cabin
and go back home to New York.
Copy !req
384. - What?
Copy !req
385. This is fork in the neck.
Copy !req
386. - First of all, I wanna—
Copy !req
387. I really wanna thank you
for speaking with me, okay?
Copy !req
388. And I wanna remind you,
all right,
Copy !req
389. you're not under arrest
or anything like that.
Copy !req
390. You can walk out of that door
whenever you want, okay?
Copy !req
391. Just try to think of this
Copy !req
392. like we're just two friends
talking, okay?
Copy !req
393. Yeah, I'd be smirking too.
Copy !req
394. Except there is
one small problem.
Copy !req
395. I ain't your friend!
You understand me?
Copy !req
396. I'll come across this desk
Copy !req
397. and smack your ass
back to birth,
Copy !req
398. you bitch-ass,
shit-nugget junkie!
Copy !req
399. Here you go.
You don't get no damn libation!
Copy !req
400. Boys like you in prison,
they call you sweet meat.
Copy !req
401. What is the difference
between Tinder and Grindr?
Copy !req
402. You'd be like a big 'ole ham
wrapped in pineapple
Copy !req
403. sitting smack dab
in the middle
Copy !req
404. of a ham and pineapple
lovers' convention.
Copy !req
405. I mean, they're pretty much
the same thing, right?
Copy !req
406. I really don't know.
Copy !req
407. Do you swipe left
on this thing?
Copy !req
408. Is this how this works?
Copy !req
409. You know if I beat you
with a phone book,
Copy !req
410. it don't leave
no bruises, right?
Copy !req
411. I don't even know if it's true,
and I don't have a phone book.
Copy !req
412. I see that they
are very different—
Copy !req
413. very different.
Copy !req
414. Couldn't break him.
Copy !req
415. Damn kid could work
for the CIA.
Copy !req
416. I ain't never seen
nothing like it.
Copy !req
417. - They call the dealer
"the pharmacist."
Copy !req
418. - What?
Who told you that?
Copy !req
419. - A couple of kids.
Copy !req
420. Nobody knows the dealer's name
Copy !req
421. because distribution
is so complex.
Copy !req
422. You leave money
behind the third tile
Copy !req
423. in the handicap bathroom,
Copy !req
424. and then you find
a locker combo
Copy !req
425. taped underneath
the student of the month board,
Copy !req
426. and, finally, there it is.
Copy !req
427. It's a prescription
written by a dead man.
Copy !req
428. - Okay, now you see
why I left you
Copy !req
429. outside of the door, right?
- Mm-hmm.
Copy !req
430. - Thinking, like,
six steps ahead.
Copy !req
431. - It's like
you're playing chess
Copy !req
432. and the rest of us
are playing checkers.
Copy !req
433. - So this pharmacist,
this dealer person, right—
Copy !req
434. they gotta be an insider
Copy !req
435. to have access
like that, right?
Copy !req
436. Huh.
Hey, wait a minute.
Copy !req
437. Wait, don't that girl
right there—
Copy !req
438. don't she work at the clinic?
Surly-looking one right there.
Copy !req
439. - Yeah, that's Jay.
- Jay.
Copy !req
440. - Why would Asta leave her
off the list of suspects?
Copy !req
441. - Maybe because Jay
is our insider.
Copy !req
442. Hm, checker mate.
Copy !req
443. - Or check.
Copy !req
444. - I think going back
to New York
Copy !req
445. would be
the best thing for you.
Copy !req
446. - I don't like it there.
- What?
Copy !req
447. Name one thing you didn't
love about New York.
Copy !req
448. - 9/11.
Copy !req
449. - That.
Copy !req
450. - No matter how many shots
you've had, you're not psychic.
Copy !req
451. - Welcome to our
little local watering hole,
Copy !req
452. The 59.
Okay.
Copy !req
453. This is actually the oldest
building in Patience.
Copy !req
454. There's a plaque on the wall.
Copy !req
455. - Yeah, if you don't count
indigenous history
Copy !req
456. since before recorded time.
Copy !req
457. - And we will be
taking that plaque down.
Copy !req
458. - I actually got to know a lot
Copy !req
459. of the indigenous people
of Australia
Copy !req
460. when I rowed crew
in Sydney 2000.
Copy !req
461. - Hm.
- You were in Sydney?
Copy !req
462. I skied Torino in '06.
Copy !req
463. - Really?
That's incredible.
Copy !req
464. - This is Ethan,
the new doctor.
Copy !req
465. Ethan is replacing Harry.
Well, welcome to Patience.
Copy !req
466. - Wow, check out
all the old mining equipment.
Copy !req
467. - Oh, yeah, you're new here,
I guess, so...
Copy !req
468. to the 59.
Copy !req
469. To the 59!
Copy !req
470. - Trust me,
I've done my research.
Copy !req
471. 59 died to save one.
Such an amazing story.
Copy !req
472. - 60 died.
- What?
Copy !req
473. - 59 died to save one,
but that one died too,
Copy !req
474. so 60 died, obviously.
Right, Asta?
Copy !req
475. - You got him there.
Copy !req
476. - I think Dr. Ethan
was just using the motto
Copy !req
477. to put a positive spin
on the tragedy,
Copy !req
478. focusing on
the human element.
Copy !req
479. - Human element
is that everybody died.
Copy !req
480. They were crushed to death.
Copy !req
481. - Right, which was actually
the town motto before,
Copy !req
482. but we realized
it was a very bad motto.
Copy !req
483. D'arcy is funny.
Copy !req
484. She was my friend
Copy !req
485. before you met her, so...
Copy !req
486. - Well, I'm hoping D'arcy and I
can become good friends too.
Copy !req
487. - Well, maybe you can
both be friends with her.
Copy !req
488. - Ah, shut up.
Let 'em fight.
Copy !req
489. - I'll take whichever one
you don't want.
Copy !req
490. - Sorry.
Copy !req
491. Have to steal my husband.
Let's go home.
Copy !req
492. - Hi, I'm Ethan,
the new doctor.
Copy !req
493. - Ah.
Copy !req
494. - Harry, you didn't tell me
your wife was so charmante.
Copy !req
495. - Oh, merci.
Copy !req
496. - Everyone loves him.
How is he doing this?
Copy !req
497. Is it his smile?
Is it his eyes?
Copy !req
498. I can almost see
his humanity in them.
Copy !req
499. Oh, no, he is
more beautiful than me.
Copy !req
500. Time to go, bye.
- So soon?
Copy !req
501. You don't want
to get on a horse
Copy !req
502. and joust or arm wrestle
or something?
Copy !req
503. - Shirts off, shirts off—on.
Copy !req
504. Off maybe 'cause
it's hot in here, so...
Copy !req
505. - Okay.
Copy !req
506. - I think Dr. Vanderspeigle
and I are above
Copy !req
507. chest-thumping displays
of male dominance.
Copy !req
508. - Okay.
Copy !req
509. - I beat my wife.
- What?
Copy !req
510. - At arm wrestling.
Copy !req
511. Sorry, he does have
a way with words.
Copy !req
512. - Are you sure
you wanna do this, Harry?
Copy !req
513. - His smile makes me want
to love him and strangle him.
Copy !req
514. I think he has
more teeth than me.
Copy !req
515. - Okay, one foot
on the ground at all times.
Copy !req
516. Back of the hand
to the bar is a pin.
Copy !req
517. Three, two, one, go.
Copy !req
518. Oh, my shoulder!
You dislocated my shoulder!
Copy !req
519. - The 59!
- Harry!
Copy !req
520. - My God.
Copy !req
521. - Why isn't anyone
cheering for me?
Copy !req
522. One nut?
Copy !req
523. - Asta, will you help me
pop it back in?
Copy !req
524. - Yes, okay.
- Shit.
Copy !req
525. - Can you help me?
- You I'm gonna support these.
Copy !req
526. - You ready?
One, two, three and...
Copy !req
527. - Ah!
Copy !req
528. - Okay.
Copy !req
529. - Yeah, okay.
- I'm sorry.
Copy !req
530. - I'm good, I'm good.
- Ethan!
Copy !req
531. Whoo!
Copy !req
532. - Wow.
- Harry, wow!
Copy !req
533. - Hello, my pretty wife.
Copy !req
534. - I have coffee
just the way you like it
Copy !req
535. with oat milk
and conflict-free sugar.
Copy !req
536. Thank you.
Copy !req
537. And you made breakfast.
Lucky me.
Copy !req
538. - Mm.
Copy !req
539. I realized you were right,
Copy !req
540. that me leaving the clinic
was the best thing for us.
Copy !req
541. - Good morning,
my nice, romantic husband.
Copy !req
542. You're back.
- Mm-hmm.
Copy !req
543. - Mmm.
Copy !req
544. What romantic things
will we do
Copy !req
545. with the last bit of time?
Copy !req
546. - We can build a fire inside...
- Mm.
Copy !req
547. - And then you could remove
all of your clothing,
Copy !req
548. including your brassiere,
which mocks me.
Copy !req
549. It so complicates everything.
Copy !req
550. Once your teats swing free,
Copy !req
551. I will focus
on them for arousal,
Copy !req
552. especially the left one.
Copy !req
553. I will become
engorged and stiff.
Copy !req
554. I will remove my clothing,
Copy !req
555. and then I will mount you,
Copy !req
556. not giving you all my weight,
which would tax your haunches.
Copy !req
557. I will caress your flanks.
I'll thrust.
Copy !req
558. And then faster.
Copy !req
559. And then I'll slow down.
Copy !req
560. - Hm, that sounds quite—
Copy !req
561. - Good night,
my sweet hairless monkey.
Copy !req
562. I'm going to the mountain.
Copy !req
563. Do not wake up
Copy !req
564. until I get back or ever.
Copy !req
565. - Ugh, shut up.
Copy !req
566. We get it.
You're birds.
Copy !req
567. What?
Copy !req
568. Oh, no.
Copy !req
569. Good morning, Darce.
Copy !req
570. - Morning ... he.
Copy !req
571. This—whoa.
Copy !req
572. This is great.
It's all great.
Copy !req
573. - I had a really good time
last night.
Copy !req
574. I know I should
probably play it cool,
Copy !req
575. but I think
you're kind of awesome.
Copy !req
576. - That is sincere, so sincere.
You made breakfast.
Copy !req
577. - Yeah, just
blueberry pancakes,
Copy !req
578. quiche Florentine,
fresh OJ,
Copy !req
579. and I was gonna bake bread,
but there wasn't enough time.
Copy !req
580. - Well, thanks.
Bye.
Copy !req
581. - Where are all
the damn pushpins?
Copy !req
582. Every time I need
some damn pushpins,
Copy !req
583. there ain't no damn pushpins.
Copy !req
584. What the—
what is wrong around here?
Copy !req
585. - What are you doing?
Copy !req
586. - Nothing.
Copy !req
587. I was just hanging out
in the closet.
Copy !req
588. - Is this—did you make
your own murder board?
Copy !req
589. - No, I wouldn't do that.
Copy !req
590. This has nothing
to do with Sam's murder.
Copy !req
591. - Well, it says "Sam's Murder"
right there on the wall.
Copy !req
592. - Oh, that—yeah.
Copy !req
593. That's a murder board.
Copy !req
594. - "insulin?"
Copy !req
595. - Well, Asta said
Sam was diabetic,
Copy !req
596. so I just thought that—
I don't know.
Copy !req
597. It's stupid.
- No, go on and tell me.
Copy !req
598. - Well, botulinum
is injectable,
Copy !req
599. and our current timeline
puts the killer
Copy !req
600. at Sam's office
on the night of his death.
Copy !req
601. But maybe, with insulin
as the method of delivery,
Copy !req
602. all he or she would need to do
is inject the toxin
Copy !req
603. into a single insulin vial
Copy !req
604. and wait for Sam to use it,
like a ticking... bomb.
Copy !req
605. See, no, that's stupid.
Copy !req
606. - No, that's not stupid.
It ain't stupid at all.
Copy !req
607. Good job, Deputy.
Copy !req
608. - Of course, sir.
Copy !req
609. Good job.
Copy !req
610. Yeah, good job.
Copy !req
611. Good job.
Copy !req
612. - Yeah, I'm stuck
at The 59 tomorrow,
Copy !req
613. but you're gonna need
to release that cornice buildup
Copy !req
614. before the weather turns.
Copy !req
615. Oh, what the hell?
Copy !req
616. - What've you got?
Copy !req
617. - It's Harry.
What the hell is he doing?
Copy !req
618. - He's your boyfriend.
- What?
Copy !req
619. I—I know you told me
not to date him.
Copy !req
620. - The signature is off.
It's not my device.
Copy !req
621. But it may be...
Copy !req
622. The final piece to my ship.
Copy !req
623. Finally, I can complete—
Copy !req
624. - Hey, you're not allowed
on the glacier!
Copy !req
625. What are you doing?
Copy !req
626. - Hello, D'arcy.
Copy !req
627. I'm just on
a completely normal hike.
Copy !req
628. - You can't be up here.
Copy !req
629. There's crevasses
all over the place.
Copy !req
630. Didn't you see the signs
with the little guy
Copy !req
631. falling to his death?
Copy !req
632. That's you.
You're the guy.
Copy !req
633. All right?
Copy !req
634. What are you doing
with your mouth?
Copy !req
635. - Do you think
I have a good smile?
Copy !req
636. - What?
Copy !req
637. Look, your smile's
gonna look pretty weird
Copy !req
638. bashed up on the rocks.
Copy !req
639. I got to fly you
out of here.
Copy !req
640. Let's go.
Copy !req
641. - I mapped the trajectory
of the ship's descent.
Copy !req
642. It has to be here.
Copy !req
643. - It doesn't have
to be anything.
Copy !req
644. It's a goddamn spaceship,
and it's not here.
Copy !req
645. Either the thing moved it,
Copy !req
646. or it was never here
to begin with.
Copy !req
647. Pick up your balls,
and let's retrace our steps.
Copy !req
648. First we found the black disk
with the dead hiker here.
Copy !req
649. Then the bar
with the dead cowboy here.
Copy !req
650. Ah, screw it.
This thing is useless.
Copy !req
651. - Hey!
Copy !req
652. - Holy shit.
Copy !req
653. What the hell are you doing?
Copy !req
654. - General, I found it.
Copy !req
655. - Whoo-hoo!
- Yes!
Copy !req
656. - Yeah.
Copy !req
657. - Yeah.
- Yeah.
Copy !req
658. - I'm sorry I'm late.
Hi.
Copy !req
659. - Okay, so don't look now,
but Jimmy is over there
Copy !req
660. with some kind of, like,
Russian mail-order bride.
Copy !req
661. - Yeah, we think it is
a human trafficking,
Copy !req
662. Stockholm syndrome situation,
Copy !req
663. so obviously I'm emailing
photos to the FBI.
Copy !req
664. - Well, so what?
Copy !req
665. So Jimmy has a girlfriend.
I am over it.
Copy !req
666. - All right, yeah, just like
Copy !req
667. Vanessa Heidecker
sophomore year.
Copy !req
668. - Okay, yeah.
Copy !req
669. Don't give him
the satisfaction.
Copy !req
670. - Yeah.
- Not on league night.
Copy !req
671. Unless you want me
to throw down,
Copy !req
672. because Liv
could hold my earrings.
Copy !req
673. - Then it would be
like sophomore year.
Copy !req
674. - I can't assist you
in assault anymore.
Copy !req
675. - She has the look
of, like, a mole woman,
Copy !req
676. somebody who's been living
in a hole.
Copy !req
677. Plus her name is Becky.
Copy !req
678. - I'm over it, but thank you.
Let's just bowl.
Copy !req
679. - Yeah, good, 'cause I have
mommy and me in the morning.
Copy !req
680. All right.
Copy !req
681. Three, two, one, destroy!
Copy !req
682. - Yes.
- Great.
Copy !req
683. - Bring it, bring it.
Copy !req
684. - Thank you.
Copy !req
685. - I have
to ask you something,
Copy !req
686. and I need you
to be honest with me.
Copy !req
687. - Okay.
Copy !req
688. - Why did you leave Jay's name
off the list you gave us?
Copy !req
689. - Oh, yeah, shit.
Copy !req
690. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Copy !req
691. She wasn't on there because—
look, I swear to you
Copy !req
692. I know Jay,
and she's not that kind of kid.
Copy !req
693. - I hear you,
but it doesn't look good.
Copy !req
694. You know,
you protecting her, okay?
Copy !req
695. So we're gonna have to
bring her in for questioning.
Copy !req
696. - No, no, no,
you don't have to do anything.
Copy !req
697. She's a 17-year-old girl.
She's been through enough.
Copy !req
698. - I'm not saying she did it,
but it's just there weren't
Copy !req
699. that many people
who had access to Sam's office,
Copy !req
700. and I hate to tell you this,
Copy !req
701. but whoever stole those pads
is someone you know,
Copy !req
702. maybe someone you care about.
Copy !req
703. - Yes!
Copy !req
704. Whoo!
Copy !req
705. - What's he doing?
- He's dancing with her.
Copy !req
706. - Oh, gross.
Copy !req
707. - Whoo-hoo!
Copy !req
708. - Well, if it isn't
mother of the year.
Copy !req
709. - New lady settling the tab?
- You notice that?
Copy !req
710. - Yeah, I did.
Copy !req
711. You remember when you used
to pick me up after work?
Copy !req
712. Sometimes I was
finishing paperwork,
Copy !req
713. and you'd hang out with Sam.
Copy !req
714. You guys would play gin
in his office.
Copy !req
715. He always used
to say you cheated.
Copy !req
716. Yeah.
Copy !req
717. He could never prove it,
though.
Copy !req
718. - Yeah.
Copy !req
719. Sam trusted you.
Copy !req
720. Maybe he left a drawer unlocked
Copy !req
721. when he was
going to the bathroom.
Copy !req
722. Just a prescription pad
out on the top of the desk?
Copy !req
723. All you had to do
was reach out and take it.
Copy !req
724. - I don't know
what you're talking about.
Copy !req
725. - Yes, you do.
Copy !req
726. I can see it
all over your face,
Copy !req
727. and I'm not blind anymore.
Copy !req
728. - Jimmy.
Copy !req
729. - Baby, let's get out of here.
Copy !req
730. - Hi, I'm Becky.
Copy !req
731. - Hey.
Asta.
Copy !req
732. Hey, Becky.
Copy !req
733. You're gonna tell your friends
that he's different
Copy !req
734. when we're alone,
and you're gonna tell yourself
Copy !req
735. that it's your fault,
that it's okay
Copy !req
736. because he's just drunk,
and deep down
Copy !req
737. he really loves you,
but it's not okay.
Copy !req
738. It's not okay.
- Let's go.
Copy !req
739. - Human trafficking is a crime.
You run, Becky!
Copy !req
740. - Or you call professionals
at a helpline
Copy !req
741. that can... help you.
Copy !req
742. - Aww man, it wasn't recording.
- What?
Copy !req
743. Come back.
Can we do that again?
Copy !req
744. - I am so close.
Copy !req
745. Tonight, I will
attach this to my ship.
Copy !req
746. Then I just need
to find my device,
Copy !req
747. and, after all these months,
Copy !req
748. I can finally complete
my mission.
Copy !req
749. Then everyone will know
I'm better than Ethan.
Copy !req
750. But everyone will be dead.
How will they know?
Copy !req
751. I have to work on that one.
Copy !req
752. - Harry?
Copy !req
753. What are you doing out here?
Copy !req
754. - Coffee?
Copy !req
755. - I don't remember
the last time
Copy !req
756. I slept the day away like that.
What's wrong with me?
Copy !req
757. - Yeah, you look bad.
Copy !req
758. You must have...
Colorado Fever.
Copy !req
759. Yes, yes, you have
all of the symptoms.
Copy !req
760. - Never heard
of Colorado Fever.
Copy !req
761. - That's one of the symptoms.
Copy !req
762. You just need
a little bit of caffeine.
Copy !req
763. - Maybe.
Copy !req
764. You know, I didn't know
what to expect
Copy !req
765. when I came here...
- Mm.
Copy !req
766. - But I never
could have guessed
Copy !req
767. you'd be as changed as you are.
Copy !req
768. You're, like,
a different person now—
Copy !req
769. only I don't know who.
Copy !req
770. - Mm.
Copy !req
771. Drink it up
while it's hot.
Copy !req
772. Big gulps.
Copy !req
773. - Oh, oh, Harry,
it's piping hot.
Copy !req
774. - It's better that way.
You should have some.
Copy !req
775. - I will, thank you.
I do really appreciate this.
Copy !req
776. Mm.
Copy !req
777. Sorry, I just—
I'm a bit groggy.
Copy !req
778. I don't—
Copy !req
779. I'm gonna go have
a lie down, sip on this.
Copy !req
780. - That is a good idea.
You sip on that.
Copy !req
781. - Thank you.
Copy !req
782. - Where is it?
Copy !req
783. - It's right here.
Copy !req
784. - I have not spent decades
Copy !req
785. searching for life
on another planet
Copy !req
786. to have you play games with me.
Copy !req
787. - I'm sorry.
Copy !req
788. Yeah, it took
a bit of tinkering,
Copy !req
789. but we finally figured out
the ship's cloaking ability
Copy !req
790. is actually neutralized by—
- Not now.
Copy !req
791. Jesus.
Copy !req
792. Secure the crash site.
Copy !req
793. Whatever creature
was piloting the ship
Copy !req
794. will be coming back,
Copy !req
795. and when it does,
I want you
Copy !req
796. to bring it back to me.
Copy !req
797. No matter what it takes.
Copy !req
798. - Zero, this is Alpha-1.
Copy !req
799. We've got a guest at the party.
Copy !req
800. - Something's wrong.
My ship.
Copy !req
801. - Alpha-1.
This is zero.
Copy !req
802. Who is this guy?
Copy !req
803. - Unidentified.
Should we engage?
Copy !req
804. - Roger that.
Move in.
Copy !req
805. And if he tries to run,
kill him.
Copy !req