1. - Previously
on "Resident Alien"...Copy !req
2. - Where did you say you
actually saw the alien, again?Copy !req
3. - You can read about that
in the book I'm writing.Copy !req
4. - You killed him?
Those aren't our orders!Copy !req
5. - Looks like you and I
have different orders.Copy !req
6. - Hi. My son ran
out of your office...Copy !req
7. a few days ago.Copy !req
8. He told me you're an alien.Copy !req
9. He even convinced the deputy
to draw this.Copy !req
10. - You want to make fun
of me, too?Copy !req
11. - No. Because I believe you.Copy !req
12. - Hey, hey.
- Hi!Copy !req
13. - You guys want some?Copy !req
14. - Those are Sam's.Copy !req
15. This prescription was written
after he died.Copy !req
16. Jay?Copy !req
17. When I was 16, I got pregnant.Copy !req
18. I gave the baby up
for adoption.Copy !req
19. - There's another dead body.Copy !req
20. - That foot belongs
to the guy I killed.Copy !req
21. Why are you on my beach?Copy !req
22. - Rest of that body's got to be
out there somewhere.Copy !req
23. We're searching
this entire lake.Copy !req
24. - Goo, goo, goo, goo.Copy !req
25. - Bill!
- Ah.Copy !req
26. - Huh?
- ♪ People are all the sameCopy !req
27. - No.Copy !req
28. Ah...Copy !req
29. No. No!Copy !req
30. - Unit nine, unit nine...Copy !req
31. - Evidently I dream now.Copy !req
32. Ah.Copy !req
33. - All right, up and down here.Copy !req
34. - This disruption
is infuriatingCopy !req
35. and very disrespectful.Copy !req
36. How am I supposed to sleepCopy !req
37. or bury the dead guy
in my freezerCopy !req
38. with all these people
out here?Copy !req
39. - All right,
let's pick up the pace.Copy !req
40. We got to get this stuff
out of hereCopy !req
41. before the snow hits.Copy !req
42. - This body needs ten hours
of sleep to function,Copy !req
43. and your domesticated wolf
woke it upCopy !req
44. before even six hours.Copy !req
45. - Well, it must suckto get so much sleepCopy !req
46. and still look like shit.Copy !req
47. - Sorry, Dr. V.Copy !req
48. We moved our search
to the shore.Copy !req
49. We strongly believe the body
washed up on the beach.Copy !req
50. - How do you know that?Copy !req
51. - Because I can feel it...Copy !req
52. in my balls.Copy !req
53. - Well, and I checked
the currents.Copy !req
54. So the currents
and the sheriff's balls.Copy !req
55. - Currents aren't always
accurate,Copy !req
56. and you shouldn't
trust your balls.Copy !req
57. They're nuts.Copy !req
58. - Ha ha, ha!Copy !req
59. I made a joke!
Ha ha ha!Copy !req
60. I made a joke!Copy !req
61. - What the shit is that?Copy !req
62. - What a lonely species.Copy !req
63. Not only did humans
invent dogs for companionship,Copy !req
64. they insist
on gathering togetherCopy !req
65. in groups to eat food.Copy !req
66. All I need is an empty room,
a spoon, and a pie.Copy !req
67. - Good news.Copy !req
68. We are getting closerto finding a new town doctor.Copy !req
69. I mean, nothing for sure yet. I just—Copy !req
70. I didn't want you to think that I forgot.Copy !req
71. - You're still sitting with me.
- Yep.Copy !req
72. So I also wanted to ask youwhat you are doing tonight.Copy !req
73. - I was thinking
of chopping upCopy !req
74. the body in my freezer.Copy !req
75. Spring cleaning.Copy !req
76. - Ah, well, Kate and ICopy !req
77. would really liketo have you over for dinner.Copy !req
78. - I have food at my house.Copy !req
79. - Look, um...Copy !req
80. we all know that Maxhas been having a hard timeCopy !req
81. with the whole'you're an alien" thing.Copy !req
82. Oh. Bless you.Copy !req
83. Um, we just thought that maybeif he could see youCopy !req
84. in a more comfortable settinglike our home,Copy !req
85. he might not freak out anymore.Copy !req
86. So...Copy !req
87. we're having you overfor dinner,Copy !req
88. and I'm not taking "no'for an answer.Copy !req
89. What do you say?
- No.Copy !req
90. - Na-na-na-na-na!Copy !req
91. And, uh, I heard nothing.Copy !req
92. And I will take your silenceas a "yes."Copy !req
93. And see you at 6:00.Copy !req
94. - Whoa. Little early for that, don't you think?Copy !req
95. Honestly, come on.Copy !req
96. But I'm down if you're down.Copy !req
97. - These are the pills
from the party.Copy !req
98. They were dated after Sam died.Copy !req
99. That means someone
who was there last nightCopy !req
100. was connected to Sam's
stolen prescription pad.Copy !req
101. - Hmm. Jay. Obviously.Copy !req
102. - No. She wouldn't do that.Copy !req
103. - I'm just saying, she's 16, so she's...Copy !req
104. at least part idiot.Copy !req
105. I mean, we did tonsof crazy shit when we were 16.Copy !req
106. - Mm-hmm.
- Mostly you.Copy !req
107. - Me?
- Eh...Copy !req
108. - Oh, I'm pretty sure
that you're the oneCopy !req
109. that stole
Greg Smith's tractor.Copy !req
110. - You kidnappedLen Peazy's fishCopy !req
111. and sent a ransom note.Copy !req
112. - How about
"ceiling fan Olympics"?Copy !req
113. Oh!
- Drunk ice diving.Copy !req
114. - Sharpie tear drop tattoo.Copy !req
115. - Jimmy.Copy !req
116. - You win.Copy !req
117. - The mayor asked me to comeCopy !req
118. to his house tonight
for dinner.Copy !req
119. I need you to go
so you can talk to themCopy !req
120. and I can sit alone.Copy !req
121. - That's a little weird, and I'm busy.Copy !req
122. I have to help my dadmake a cakeCopy !req
123. for my niece's birthday.
- Mm.Copy !req
124. - Maybe D'arcy
would like to go.Copy !req
125. - I mean, I cou—Copy !req
126. I can't.
I- I'm just— I'm not freeCopy !req
127. except for from 5:00
to midnight, so when is it?Copy !req
128. - 6:00 p.m.
- Oh.Copy !req
129. Well, there you go.
It's right in there.Copy !req
130. Yeah, so you're lucky I'm free.Copy !req
131. - I wasn't going to pay you.Copy !req
132. That would make youa prostitute.Copy !req
133. - Yeah, I like him.Copy !req
134. - Morning.
- Hey.Copy !req
135. - Oh.Copy !req
136. - I thought you could
use the help.Copy !req
137. - Mm. Thank you.Copy !req
138. Sorry about last night.
- Mm-mm.Copy !req
139. - I don't know
what got into me.Copy !req
140. - Nope. No need to explain.Copy !req
141. I don't think
there's a house in PatienceCopy !req
142. I haven't partied at.Copy !req
143. - Really?Copy !req
144. You know, me and D'arcy
used to do a lot of dumb shit.Copy !req
145. - Is it true...Copy !req
146. she got a speeding ticket
on a stolen tractor?Copy !req
147. Yeah.Copy !req
148. Also, I stole beer for a guy
from a gas station I worked at.Copy !req
149. You ever do anything like that?Copy !req
150. - What?Copy !req
151. - Nothing. I'm just—Copy !req
152. There were some pillsCopy !req
153. that were being passed around
at the party last night,Copy !req
154. and I think that maybe
they were prescribedCopy !req
155. from that missing pad.Copy !req
156. - Are you being serious
right now?Copy !req
157. - What?Copy !req
158. - You think I stole them?Copy !req
159. - No! Not like—not like that.Copy !req
160. - Like what, then?
- What's going on?Copy !req
161. - She thinks I stole
the missing prescription pad.Copy !req
162. - Why would you ask her that?Copy !req
163. - See, even he thinks
you're crazy.Copy !req
164. - Of course she stole it.Copy !req
165. Statistically speaking...
it was you.Copy !req
166. - I didn't say it.
- This is ridiculous.Copy !req
167. - Look, I wasn't—
- Unbelievable.Copy !req
168. - Harry.Copy !req
169. No, that is not yours.Copy !req
170. Mm.Copy !req
171. - Max, honey.
Can you come in here?Copy !req
172. - Cookies.
This must be bad.Copy !req
173. - Your dad and I have something
we want to talk to you about.Copy !req
174. - I knew this day
was gonna come,Copy !req
175. and I just want you to know
I'm okay with it.Copy !req
176. - You are?Copy !req
177. - Yeah.Copy !req
178. I'll live with Dad
Monday to WednesdayCopy !req
179. and every other weekend,Copy !req
180. and I'm with Mom
on Thanksgivings,Copy !req
181. 'cause she can cook turkey.Copy !req
182. - Wait, wait. You think that
we're getting a divorce?Copy !req
183. - It's okay.
Love is fleeting.Copy !req
184. - Honey, we aren't
getting a divorce.Copy !req
185. - We just want to tell you
that Dr. VanderspeigleCopy !req
186. is coming to dinner tonight.Copy !req
187. - What? No!Copy !req
188. Why can't you just be
getting a divorce?Copy !req
189. - Max for Sahar.
Come in, Sahar. Over.Copy !req
190. - Sahar here. Over.Copy !req
191. - I just wanted to say goodbye.Copy !req
192. My life is over. Over.Copy !req
193. - What do you mean,
"It's over-over"?Copy !req
194. Over.Copy !req
195. - My parents invited the alien
over for dinner,Copy !req
196. so I'm dead soon.Copy !req
197. - This is great news!Copy !req
198. - What?Copy !req
199. - We talked about wanting
to get into his cabinCopy !req
200. to look around, right?Copy !req
201. I've got a plan. Over.Copy !req
202. - What are they cooking
for dinner?Copy !req
203. Actually, don't tell me.
I want it to be a surprise.Copy !req
204. Maybe it's surf and turf.Copy !req
205. - She's clueless.Copy !req
206. She has no idea this dinnerCopy !req
207. will just be a kid screaming
and throwing food at me.Copy !req
208. - Dr. Vanderspeigle!Copy !req
209. How good to see you!Copy !req
210. - Mm, smells like meatloaf.Copy !req
211. It's just turf,
but I'll take it.Copy !req
212. - Okay, can you put the wine
on the table?Copy !req
213. - Yep.Copy !req
214. - D'arcy, I—
- Hello!Copy !req
215. - I'm— I'm so glad you came!Copy !req
216. Oh!
- You are.Copy !req
217. - Honey, you didn't tell me
Harry was bringing a date.Copy !req
218. - Well, I had no idea.Copy !req
219. - This is a date?Copy !req
220. - Uh, pump the brakes.
We just met.Copy !req
221. But, yes,
this is a thing now.Copy !req
222. He said it was a date first
before I did,Copy !req
223. and now he's like,
"Which is it?"Copy !req
224. Which is crazy because he's...Copy !req
225. very into me.Copy !req
226. - Welcome. We're just so happy
that you joined us.Copy !req
227. - Yes. Uh, deviled eggs?Copy !req
228. - His pockets are empty.
No house keys. Over.Copy !req
229. - He probably uses mind control
to unlock doors.Copy !req
230. - Or he can shapeshift
his fingers into a key.Copy !req
231. Over.
- What are we gonna do? Over.Copy !req
232. - I don't know. Over.Copy !req
233. - Think! Over.
- Thinking! Over.Copy !req
234. Check his truck. Over.Copy !req
235. - Shoot!Copy !req
236. Sorry, Allah.Copy !req
237. - Max, dinner's ready.Copy !req
238. Well, this is nice.Copy !req
239. Isn't this nice, Max?Copy !req
240. - Yep. I'm having a great time.Copy !req
241. - What is
this little shitbag up to?Copy !req
242. - So, uh,
Dr. Vanderspeigle, um...Copy !req
243. Actually, you know what?Copy !req
244. I'm just—
I'm gonna call you Harry.Copy !req
245. I mean,
we're all friends here, right?Copy !req
246. - Mm-hmm.
- Mm.Copy !req
247. - So, Harry, tell us
a little bit about yourself.Copy !req
248. Where are you from?Copy !req
249. - New York City.Copy !req
250. - Mm! Oh, my God.
- Mm.Copy !req
251. - Mm-hmm. Yes.Copy !req
252. - I've always wanted
to live there.Copy !req
253. What is it like?Copy !req
254. - New York has...Copy !req
255. It has law.Copy !req
256. And it has order.Copy !req
257. - Mm.Copy !req
258. - There are police
who investigate the crimes,Copy !req
259. and there are
district attorneys who...Copy !req
260. prosecute the offenders.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
261. - It has women
who have sex in the city.Copy !req
262. - Hot.Copy !req
263. - Uh—well, um...Copy !req
264. after Max goes off to college,Copy !req
265. Ben and I are going
to move there.Copy !req
266. - Really?
- News to me.Copy !req
267. - Oh, I just thought you would
want to try something new.Copy !req
268. I mean, you've lived here since
you were a kid.Copy !req
269. - We've both lived hereCopy !req
270. since, like, forever.Copy !req
271. Hey, Max, I've known your dadCopy !req
272. since we were both
younger than you.Copy !req
273. How about that?
What are you, like, 13?Copy !req
274. - He's nine.
- Oh! Kindergartener.Copy !req
275. Right?
- Mm, fourth grade.Copy !req
276. - Whatever.
- Yep.Copy !req
277. - You're cute.
- Yeah.Copy !req
278. D'arcy and I sat right next
to each otherCopy !req
279. in Miss Philworth's class.Copy !req
280. - Oh. Mrs. Philworth.
- Mm.Copy !req
281. - She was a farty-party.Copy !req
282. Remember that?Copy !req
283. It's like...Copy !req
284. - D'arcy, I had no idea you two
were so close growing up.Copy !req
285. - Oh, yeah, I mean, in fact,Copy !req
286. Ben— Benny was my first kiss.Copy !req
287. - Benny never mentioned that.Copy !req
288. - I'm sure I did at some point.
- Nope. You didn't.Copy !req
289. - Huh.
- Yeah.Copy !req
290. It was the last year
of fifth grade.Copy !req
291. Very romantic.Copy !req
292. As I recall, I don't think
we ever officially broke up.Copy !req
293. - Oh, my God,
this whole time,Copy !req
294. I've been cheating on you
with Kate.Copy !req
295. - How dare you?
- I don't know!Copy !req
296. - I'm gonna get more salad.Copy !req
297. - More wine, too.
You bitch.Copy !req
298. - Be right back.Copy !req
299. Right on that.
- Mm.Copy !req
300. - Mr. Henderson...Copy !req
301. - Yeah, I'd like
to get a refund...Copy !req
302. - Great. Line of old people
and the po-po.Copy !req
303. - You cut in front
of that little girl.Copy !req
304. - What are you talking about?
I'm with you.Copy !req
305. We buying evidence bags.Copy !req
306. This is official
sheriff's business.Copy !req
307. - You're buying
a Hot Wheels car.Copy !req
308. - This isn't just a Hot Wheel.
This is a '65 Mustang.Copy !req
309. What am I supposed to do,
not buy it?Copy !req
310. Then, what, some kid buys it,
they take it home,Copy !req
311. and playing with it
in their driveway,Copy !req
312. the thing goes out
into the street.Copy !req
313. They run after it,
the next thing you know,Copy !req
314. a city bus plows
right into 'em.Copy !req
315. Not on my watch.
Mm-mm.Copy !req
316. - He collects them.
- Don't talk to me.Copy !req
317. I'm buying tampons,
and I'm embarrassed about it.Copy !req
318. - Okay, put in your PIN.Copy !req
319. - Well, the dinner's
a success, huh?Copy !req
320. Isn't it great how well MaxCopy !req
321. and the doctor
are getting along?Copy !req
322. - I just think
it's a little weirdCopy !req
323. you never told me
you made out with D'arcy.Copy !req
324. I mean, what, did you think
I'd be mad or something?Copy !req
325. - Mad, you?Copy !req
326. What? No.Copy !req
327. It's just—it's not a big deal.Copy !req
328. It was fifth grade.Copy !req
329. - It is so cool that you guys
bought your parents' house.Copy !req
330. - Oh, yeah, yep.Copy !req
331. Uh, we are very lucky.Copy !req
332. - Yeah.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
333. - Just like—remember when
we were sittingCopy !req
334. on the couch that one time,Copy !req
335. dreaming about how this
could be our house one day?Copy !req
336. - Oh, yeah, yeah.
A million years ago.Copy !req
337. - Wow, that is looking ahead
for a fifth grader.Copy !req
338. - Mm.
Yeah, this was in tenth grade.Copy !req
339. We dated
in tenth grade, too.Copy !req
340. - Really?
- Yes.Copy !req
341. Oh, yeah. Taught this guy
everything he knows.Copy !req
342. - Well...Copy !req
343. not—not everything.Copy !req
344. - Yes! You're welcome, okay?Copy !req
345. I'm gonna grab this.
- Thanks. Yeah.Copy !req
346. - Mm.
- Hmm.Copy !req
347. - What are you doing?Copy !req
348. Why are you being so nice
to me?Copy !req
349. I've tried to kill you
two times.Copy !req
350. Wait.Copy !req
351. Cut your head off
with a bone saw,Copy !req
352. tried to kill you
in your sleep,Copy !req
353. cut your brakes so that
you'd die in traffic.Copy !req
354. Three times. I've tried
to kill you three times.Copy !req
355. - You didn't mean it.Copy !req
356. - Yes.Copy !req
357. Yeah—no, I did.
I looked forward to it.Copy !req
358. I was even planning
on eating some of youCopy !req
359. to see what humans tasted like.Copy !req
360. - You know what?Copy !req
361. I think I'd do the same thingCopy !req
362. if I were an alien.Copy !req
363. - I'll be we taste
like pot roast.Copy !req
364. - More potatoes?Copy !req
365. - You keep tapping those hands,
you're gonna lose 'em.Copy !req
366. - Max, come on back.
We're finishing dessert.Copy !req
367. - Well, it was so nice
having you here.Copy !req
368. You should take home
some leftovers.Copy !req
369. - I'll take the rest
of the cookiesCopy !req
370. and these seven bananas.Copy !req
371. - Wait.
They can't leave yet.Copy !req
372. I want to show them
my solar system!Copy !req
373. - Oh, I don't know, honey.
It's—it's getting late.Copy !req
374. - Please?Copy !req
375. - Well, you know,
maybe—maybe just quickly.Copy !req
376. I mean, they're getting along
so well.Copy !req
377. - Come on, yeah.Copy !req
378. Who doesn't love
a show-and-tell?Copy !req
379. Probably need a nightcap,
though, if we're gonna do that.Copy !req
380. Kate- O, top me off?Copy !req
381. Come on!Copy !req
382. Come on! Love you, girl.Copy !req
383. New York City.
There you go.Copy !req
384. - And me and my dad
made it together.Copy !req
385. Isn't it great?Copy !req
386. - Actually, yes.Copy !req
387. It's pretty accurate.Copy !req
388. - Yeah, he even used
tiny marblesCopy !req
389. for the two moons of Mars.Copy !req
390. - That's not a moon,
that's a transit station.Copy !req
391. - The blue one is Uranus,Copy !req
392. in case you didn't know.
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
393. I heard a lot of assholes
live there.Copy !req
394. I told a joke earlier, too.Copy !req
395. The sheriff's balls
are also his nuts.Copy !req
396. - Okay, I—you know, I think
it's probably timeCopy !req
397. for us to go to bed—
- No, no, no! He can't go yet!Copy !req
398. I want...Copy !req
399. to read them my book report
about "The Giver"!Copy !req
400. - Ooh!
- Ooh.Copy !req
401. - I'm game.
I love "The Giver."Copy !req
402. Bit of a giver, myself.Copy !req
403. - "And using his gift
to see beyond,Copy !req
404. "he finds a sled and rides it
down to a Christmas house.Copy !req
405. The end."Copy !req
406. - Mm. Ha.
- Hmm. Wow.Copy !req
407. - Incredible story.
- All right.Copy !req
408. I think it is past
somebody's bedtime.Copy !req
409. Maybe two people's.Copy !req
410. Harry, it was so lovely
having you.Copy !req
411. And, D'arcy,
you were here, too.Copy !req
412. - Mm, yes.
- Yeah.Copy !req
413. Let's do this again
sometime soon.Copy !req
414. - I really want to!Copy !req
415. - I know, you too.
- Yeah.Copy !req
416. - Don't go!
- Mm!Copy !req
417. - Let him go, buddy, now.Copy !req
418. - All right.
- Max, now.Copy !req
419. Now.Copy !req
420. Ben, could you take him,
please?Copy !req
421. - No!
- Come on.Copy !req
422. - Oh! Okay.Copy !req
423. - See you around, sister wife.Copy !req
424. Come on, girl.Copy !req
425. Mm.Copy !req
426. - Okay.Copy !req
427. - I'm starting to think
the kid's not faking.Copy !req
428. He actually likes me.Copy !req
429. And why wouldn't he?
I'm a likable alien.Copy !req
430. Yes!Copy !req
431. - This is your home.Copy !req
432. - Are you gonna kiss me?Copy !req
433. - I've seen this on TV.Copy !req
434. I can do this.Copy !req
435. Mm...Copy !req
436. - Mm.Copy !req
437. - It's—it's not the worst...
kiss I've ever had.Copy !req
438. It's rigor mortis!Copy !req
439. My penis is dying!Copy !req
440. - Hey, you're early.Copy !req
441. - Your grandmother called.Copy !req
442. Her back's hurting again.Copy !req
443. You think we can bring her
one of those steroid shotsCopy !req
444. like Sam used to give her?Copy !req
445. - Um, sure,
although we need a doctorCopy !req
446. to administer the shot.Copy !req
447. And Harry's on call
this afternoon.Copy !req
448. So he can just go with us.
- I don't want him to go.Copy !req
449. - I don't want to go.Copy !req
450. - Well, I don't want men
to act like children.Copy !req
451. So I guess none of us
get what we want.Copy !req
452. Excuse me.Copy !req
453. - Take note.Copy !req
454. We got no body yet,Copy !req
455. but this lake definitely
is holding some clues.Copy !req
456. Now, all of these items here,
this here,Copy !req
457. this could all be linked
to the death.Copy !req
458. - And don't forget this.Copy !req
459. - Yeah,
I don't think so, deputy.Copy !req
460. - Sir, a doorknob in the lake—
that's not exactly normal.Copy !req
461. - Normal? Oh, okay.Copy !req
462. Let me ask you something.
Pop quiz, deputy.Copy !req
463. Can a boat sink?Copy !req
464. - Yes.
- Is a houseboat a boat?Copy !req
465. - Yep.
- Houseboats have doors?Copy !req
466. - Mm-hmm.
- Do doors have knobs?Copy !req
467. - Yeah.Copy !req
468. - See? Completely common
to find a doorknob in a lake.Copy !req
469. Write that down.Copy !req
470. Cletus know that.Copy !req
471. Don't you, boy?Copy !req
472. You know that, don't you?
Yes, you do!Copy !req
473. Who's my favorite deputy?Copy !req
474. Who's the best deputy
in the world?Copy !req
475. You are!
You're the cutest deputy!Copy !req
476. What are you doing
with those paws?Copy !req
477. - Hmm.
This is interesting.Copy !req
478. I've never
experienced this before.Copy !req
479. Nobody is talking.Copy !req
480. Apparently you can be
with other humansCopy !req
481. and still be alone.Copy !req
482. I like it.Copy !req
483. I can feel the happiness
welling up inside me.Copy !req
484. I need to pee.Copy !req
485. - Did you grab
the bathroom key?Copy !req
486. - That cowboy's
a pretty good writer.Copy !req
487. - He was a pretty good writer.Copy !req
488. And then you killed him.
You remember?Copy !req
489. - Don't look at me.Copy !req
490. According to the local paper,
it was a simple robbery.Copy !req
491. I hear violence is up
in America's rural areas. Hmm.Copy !req
492. - What's wrong with you?Copy !req
493. Our orders are
to find the alien that crashed,Copy !req
494. not to go around
murdering people!Copy !req
495. - Our orders are
to deliver an alienCopy !req
496. to the general without anyone
knowing about it.Copy !req
497. So, yeah,
things are gonna get messy.Copy !req
498. I mean, you're acting as if
we can just sit hereCopy !req
499. and the alien's
going to come to us.Copy !req
500. Let me sum this up for you.Copy !req
501. I'm eliminating anythingCopy !req
502. that gets in the way
of this mission...Copy !req
503. which might be you
if you don't stop whining.Copy !req
504. So shut the —- up.Copy !req
505. Do you shiver when you pee?Copy !req
506. - Sometimes.Copy !req
507. - Good.Copy !req
508. Oh! It's—Copy !req
509. This is good.Copy !req
510. - Hey, they're here!Copy !req
511. - Hi.
- Welcome.Copy !req
512. - Hi.
- Auntie Asta.Copy !req
513. Mwah!Copy !req
514. - I'm so happy to see you.Copy !req
515. - Hi, Uncle.
- Hi, guys!Copy !req
516. - Hi, sweetie.Copy !req
517. Oh, the little man,
he's getting so big.Copy !req
518. I know.Copy !req
519. - Oh, you remember Harry
from the clinic.Copy !req
520. He's been helping
since Sam's passing.Copy !req
521. He's gonna help
with Grandma's back.Copy !req
522. - Oh, I'm so sorry about Sam.
- Yeah.Copy !req
523. - Nice to have you, Harry.Copy !req
524. - I had no choice.
She forced me to come.Copy !req
525. - I like this one.Copy !req
526. Let me know
if you want something to drink.Copy !req
527. I have soda, juice.Copy !req
528. We have some fancy water
that tastes like static.Copy !req
529. - Do you have any milk
that comes from a cow's teat?Copy !req
530. - Wow.Copy !req
531. - He takes
some getting used to.Copy !req
532. - Happy to have you, Harry.
- This is my husband, Shane.Copy !req
533. - Mm.Copy !req
534. - Welcome, Harry.Copy !req
535. - I see now it's not the food
that brings humans together.Copy !req
536. It's each other.Copy !req
537. There is a basic human need
to feel like you belong.Copy !req
538. It feels...Copy !req
539. good.Copy !req
540. - Gee, I thought you guys
got lost on your walk here.Copy !req
541. - Sorry, Mom.
We had to stop at the bathroom.Copy !req
542. - Whose tiny bladder?Copy !req
543. - Gram,
this is Dr. Vanderspeigle.Copy !req
544. He's gonna give you your shot.Copy !req
545. I know you liked Sam,Copy !req
546. but you're in good hands
with Harry.Copy !req
547. - Of course I am.Copy !req
548. I've never met a white man
I couldn't trust!Copy !req
549. - Hmm.Copy !req
550. Let me help you up.Copy !req
551. - Pull it over to the curb.Copy !req
552. - What the heck?Copy !req
553. Follow my lead.Copy !req
554. - Keep your hands
on the handlebarsCopy !req
555. where I can see 'em.Copy !req
556. Do you know
why I pulled you over?Copy !req
557. - Speed?
- Boredom?Copy !req
558. - Took a left turn back thereCopy !req
559. without using
your hand signals.Copy !req
560. What the heck
are you kids doingCopy !req
561. so far out of town,
anyway, huh?Copy !req
562. - We heard Bigfoot
was on the loose.Copy !req
563. - Bigfoot—
what you talking about?Copy !req
564. Everybody know that
damn Bigfoot up in Seattle.Copy !req
565. That's—Copy !req
566. Sorry about cussing
just then. I...Copy !req
567. try not to do that shit
around kids.Copy !req
568. - It's okay.Copy !req
569. I'm not allowed to say
the D word or the S word,Copy !req
570. but I can hear them
without getting in trouble.Copy !req
571. - That's cool.Copy !req
572. I do like the fact
that you kidsCopy !req
573. are outdoors
and not stuck insideCopy !req
574. with your face glued
to some screen.Copy !req
575. That's good.
All right.Copy !req
576. Y'all go have fun.
Be safe.Copy !req
577. Get that reflector fixedCopy !req
578. and get yourself
some all-weather tires,Copy !req
579. and next time,
you use your hand signals.Copy !req
580. You know
how the saying goes, right?Copy !req
581. If you don't use your arms
to signal,Copy !req
582. a truck'll rip 'em right off.Copy !req
583. True story.Copy !req
584. All right, be safe.Copy !req
585. - I can say the D word.
Damn.Copy !req
586. - Cool.Copy !req
587. - I have one rule in here.Copy !req
588. That's if you're gonna
start drinking,Copy !req
589. you have to make sure
your gun isn't loaded.Copy !req
590. - Oh, I'm fine.Copy !req
591. Just one of those days
where you questionCopy !req
592. whether you deserve to exist.Copy !req
593. - And you're gonna need
something strongerCopy !req
594. than lemonade.Copy !req
595. - When you were
in the Olympics,Copy !req
596. do you know where I was?Copy !req
597. - In home ec
learning to sew?Copy !req
598. - The day you skied
for the gold medal,Copy !req
599. I was sitting right here
in this same stool.Copy !req
600. It was packed.Copy !req
601. Everyo— I mean,
everyone in townCopy !req
602. was in here
cheering you on.Copy !req
603. - Well, thanks, Liv.Copy !req
604. I'm sorry all I brought back
is a shattered leg.Copy !req
605. - Are you kidding?Copy !req
606. You're one
of the best damn skiersCopy !req
607. to ever come out of Colorado.Copy !req
608. - It was so long ago.Copy !req
609. I forget that I ever
did anything, you know?Copy !req
610. - You put Patience on the map.Copy !req
611. How many people can say that?Copy !req
612. I've never been that good
at anything.Copy !req
613. - Is this
a Sheriff Mike spiral again?Copy !req
614. - You had a whole country
cheering for you.Copy !req
615. And I just need one person,
just one.Copy !req
616. He makes me feel so dumb.Copy !req
617. - Listen, you are the best cop
Patience has ever had.Copy !req
618. You're the only cop
I've ever metCopy !req
619. that people are actually
excited to see.Copy !req
620. - Hmm.Copy !req
621. - You treat everybody fairly.Copy !req
622. And you always
do the right thing.Copy !req
623. So do right by yourselfCopy !req
624. and go stand up
to that power trip.Copy !req
625. Trust me, you're the best thing
that's ever happened to him.Copy !req
626. If he can't see that,
then that's his loss.Copy !req
627. - Thanks.Copy !req
628. - Yeah.Copy !req
629. - Jesus.
D'arce, I'm on duty.Copy !req
630. - Yeah, me too.Copy !req
631. Started at 11:00, so...Copy !req
632. - Let's get this show
on the road, Doc.Copy !req
633. I've got a tail feather
to shake.Copy !req
634. - You literally can't walk.Copy !req
635. - Can someone put this one
in time-out?Copy !req
636. She keeps me prisoner in here.Copy !req
637. - Maybe it's for our own good.Copy !req
638. - Hey, Dan, give me that belt
so I can whip ya.Copy !req
639. Jeez, Mom.Copy !req
640. - Go ahead, I'm tough.Copy !req
641. - We're done.Copy !req
642. - Whew.Copy !req
643. - You should feel
some numbness,Copy !req
644. but in about 15 minutes,Copy !req
645. you should feel good enough
to whip Dan.Copy !req
646. Well, I can laugh without pain.Copy !req
647. That's a good sign.Copy !req
648. You're here to do good things,
my boy.Copy !req
649. I can tell.Copy !req
650. - Oh, come here.Copy !req
651. Okay.
- Gonna go.Copy !req
652. - It's about time you have
one of your own, honey.Copy !req
653. - I don't know
about all that, Gram.Copy !req
654. - She already
has one of her own.Copy !req
655. A 16-year-old girl named Jay.Copy !req
656. - What?
- What?Copy !req
657. - Jay at the clinic.Copy !req
658. That's Asta's daughter.Copy !req
659. It's very obvious you have
the same facial structures,Copy !req
660. and you both eat like
you're starving to death.Copy !req
661. - I'm—Copy !req
662. I'm sorry.Copy !req
663. - Ah! Ah!Copy !req
664. And they both run out of rooms
when they get emotional.Copy !req
665. You're easy to findCopy !req
666. but a pain in the ass
to get to.Copy !req
667. - How bad
did I mess this one up?Copy !req
668. Well...Copy !req
669. you gave up your kid,
only to stalk herCopy !req
670. till she was old enough
to work for you.Copy !req
671. You haven't told your dad
that he's been serving pancakesCopy !req
672. to his granddaughter.Copy !req
673. And Jay's probably
been wonderingCopy !req
674. her whole life who she is,Copy !req
675. only to be staring at you
in the face every day at work.Copy !req
676. - That's pretty bad.Copy !req
677. - I'm not gonna lie.Copy !req
678. You kept up
a really big secret,Copy !req
679. and it's gonna hurt a lot
of people when it comes out.Copy !req
680. - I couldn't take care of her.
I was just a kid, myself.Copy !req
681. - I know.Copy !req
682. - You made
a really difficult decisionCopy !req
683. at a really young age.Copy !req
684. And I admire that about you.Copy !req
685. - You do?
- Yeah.Copy !req
686. - You put Jay's needs
ahead of your own.Copy !req
687. And that's exactly
what a mother does.Copy !req
688. Okay.Copy !req
689. - Oh, man!
- That's all right.Copy !req
690. - Over here!
- Box him out!Copy !req
691. - Got it!
- Oh!Copy !req
692. - Over here.
- Here you go!Copy !req
693. - My bad, bro.Copy !req
694. Can you toss that ball
back to us?Copy !req
695. - Over here!Copy !req
696. - Whoa!
- Damn, Harry!Copy !req
697. Can you hoop?Copy !req
698. - Hoop!Copy !req
699. - You got to dribble.
- Do it, come on.Copy !req
700. - What are you doing, bro?
Shoot or pass the ball!Copy !req
701. I'm on your team!
I'm wide open!Copy !req
702. - Ball hog.Copy !req
703. - Shh.Copy !req
704. - Take this.Copy !req
705. Oh.Copy !req
706. What does this guy eat?Copy !req
707. - How could you not tell me
Jay was the girl?Copy !req
708. - Why would I?Copy !req
709. You wouldn't understand.Copy !req
710. You wanted me out the second
that you knew I was pregnant.Copy !req
711. - Is that what
you tell yourself?Copy !req
712. You left, Asta.Copy !req
713. No one ever told you to go.Copy !req
714. - You hated Jimmy.Copy !req
715. - Well, I hated the way
he treated you.Copy !req
716. And then you just ran off
with him.Copy !req
717. You know, we all expectedCopy !req
718. a baby to come home
with you that day.Copy !req
719. - It wasn't any of your
business what I did with her.Copy !req
720. - You were 16!Copy !req
721. Of course it was my business.Copy !req
722. - What was I supposed to do?Copy !req
723. Take my baby to class?Copy !req
724. Raise her in Jimmy's bedroom
at his mom's house?Copy !req
725. - You know...Copy !req
726. look around you.Copy !req
727. We all would've been there
for you, especially me.Copy !req
728. - I couldn't do that to you.Copy !req
729. You already raised one child
that wasn't your own.Copy !req
730. I didn't want mine to be
one more problem for you.Copy !req
731. - Who wants cake?Copy !req
732. - Are we gonna be okay?Copy !req
733. - Even when we're not okay,
we'll always be okay.Copy !req
734. - Wow.Copy !req
735. Maybe these are parts
of his ship.Copy !req
736. - Check this out.Copy !req
737. There must be something
in this freezer.Copy !req
738. Why else would it be locked?Copy !req
739. - Sahar!Copy !req
740. - Whoa!Copy !req
741. - Come on! Hey!
- Over here, over here!Copy !req
742. - Hoop! Hoop!Copy !req
743. Goal! Hoop! Hoop!Copy !req
744. - You just scored
for the other team!Copy !req
745. - How are they still running?Copy !req
746. Are they cyborgs?Copy !req
747. I am done.Copy !req
748. Tired.Copy !req
749. - Come on, man.
We're still playing.Copy !req
750. - Oh, come on!Copy !req
751. Where you going, bro?Copy !req
752. We need you on D!Copy !req
753. Harry!Copy !req
754. - I am overheating.Copy !req
755. Is this how it ends?Copy !req
756. Home.Copy !req
757. My sun hasn't changed
since I've been on Earth.Copy !req
758. It's still
46 light-years away.Copy !req
759. But it feels different.Copy !req
760. It feels closer...Copy !req
761. like a single string
could pull me upCopy !req
762. from my chest to the sky.Copy !req
763. - The boys said
you couldn't hang.Copy !req
764. - They are
incredible specimens.Copy !req
765. Hmm.Copy !req
766. My dad says that the stars
in the Big DipperCopy !req
767. are seven brothers shot
into the sky like arrows.Copy !req
768. - Am I supposed to apologize?Copy !req
769. - You could.Copy !req
770. - I'm sorry for telling
your secret about Jay.Copy !req
771. - You did us a favor.Copy !req
772. - I miss home.Copy !req
773. - Do you have family there?Copy !req
774. - A...Copy !req
775. wife.Copy !req
776. She died.Copy !req
777. So I took a job
that brought me here.Copy !req
778. I want to go home.Copy !req
779. I belong there.Copy !req
780. - I'm sorry.Copy !req
781. That's so sad.Copy !req
782. - Yes.Copy !req
783. It is now.Copy !req
784. Everyone needs to belongCopy !req
785. to something bigger
than themselves.Copy !req
786. Yes, there is strength
in numbers,Copy !req
787. but maybe it's simpler.Copy !req
788. Maybe humans just feel better
when they knowCopy !req
789. they are not alone
on this Earth.Copy !req
790. - What?
- ♪ Don't mind meCopy !req
791. - Sheriff—
- Ah-gah-ah!Copy !req
792. - Kids, it's past your bedtime.Copy !req
793. Oh, no.Copy !req
794. They're still alive.Copy !req
795. How did you get in here?Copy !req
796. The door was locked.Copy !req
797. - I have a key.Copy !req
798. I am still your wife.Copy !req