Reservation Dogs 3x6

Directed by Blackhorse Lowe

Zahn McClarnon as Big • Gary Farmer as Uncle Brownie • Wes Studi as Bucky • Casey Camp-Horinek as Grandma Irene • Bodhi Okuma Linton as Young Big

Cheese goes camping.

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1. Burn in hell, zombie nun.

2. Come on, hushwa breath.

3. Zombie diddler.

4. Grandson?

5. - Grandson? - Yeah?

6. Don't you think it's time that you

7. maybe started cleaning up around here?

8. One second, Grandma.

9. Let me slice my way to a checkpoint real quick.

10. Well, your relatives are at the door.

11. They want to take you out for some hamburgers.

12. Could you...

13. Could you just tell them I'll catch up with them later?

14. It's a beautiful day out there.

15. You could just go out on the porch

16. and visit them for a while.

17. - You know? - Look, I'll...

18. I-I'll clean up today, but...

19. could you please, please, please tell them

20. I'm sick or something?

21. - All right, cvpon. - Thank you, Grandma.

22. But you need to get out of here. You've been in here too long.

23. You're starting to look stehvtke.

24. I'm sorry. Cheese has a touch of the sniffles,

25. so I don't think he's gonna make it out today.

26. Oh, uh, okay.

27. Hopefully he gets better soon.

28. Can you, uh, tell him we miss him?

29. Yeah. Tell him to quit acting like that. Fuck.

30. - I knew it. - For fuck's sake, man.

31. That's worse than I thought.

32. Yeah.

33. Come on, come on.

34. Have fun.

35. - Geez, it's bright. - Yep, I got him.

36. Let's get rolling.

37. I still don't know what's going on.

38. Don't worry about it.

39. Just go with your uncles. They'll take good care of you.

40. How long you been in that room? Whole week?

41. I don't know. What day is it?

42. Friday, shit.

43. Ooh, time flies when you're fighting zombies.

44. - You guys want to try it? - Uh-uh.

45. Nah, young'n, we fight real zombies,

46. not fake ones on TV.

47. What kind of zombies do you guys fight?

48. Ones you can't see.

49. The guilt in your hearts?

50. Hey.

51. No.

52. Society. Racists.

53. Bad guys.

54. - Mainstream science. - Yeah.

55. The Man.

56. Then what are you guys doing here?

57. We're on a mission.

58. Nephew Rescue.

59. - Ho! - Hop in.

60. Oh.

61. Holy shit, you kind of stink.

62. What are we doing out here?

63. Field trips.

64. National history museum.

65. Real history museum.

66. We're gonna go in there,

67. and we're gonna catch some fish,

68. and you're gonna learn to provide.

69. And then you're gonna learn to be a man today.

70. Ah!

71. You're running point.

72. I don't even know what that means.

73. It means you lead the way.

74. What if we don't catch any fish?

75. I brought some frankfurter sandwiches.

76. - No worries. - Skoden.

77. Come on, men.

78. There's no time to rest.

79. If you ain't moving, you ain't surviving.

80. Go that way.

81. Holy fuck. Shit.

82. He's gonna dull my blade.

83. It's already dull.

84. Hey, you ever put a tent together?

85. - I haven't. - Come on.

86. - I'll show you. - Shit.

87. We're Indian. We don't sleep in no tent.

88. Might as well bring your whole house out here.

89. I sleep in a hammock.

90. Yeah, under all these trees,

91. that owl's gonna shit on your ol' beady eyes.

92. Well, it's a good thing I sleep with my eyes closed, unlike you.

93. Hey, y'all watch.

94. He sleeps with his eyes wide open like a damn stekini.

95. It's to keep an eye on you.

96. Oh, fuck, they're gonna fight.

97. - Here. - You look like a dead man.

98. I'll show you dead man, up your bum.

99. Yeah, yeah, you wish.

100. Take me away.

101. - Go ahead, then. - Fuck you want me to do?

102. Holy shit.

103. Do you have instructions?

104. Yeah, I got some instructions.

105. Hold on. Hold on there.

106. Oh, wow.

107. Look at their eyes. Huh.

108. - Look at that. - Quit that shit.

109. Pay attention.

110. Watch how I do it.

111. Take one of these little minnows right here like this, see?

112. Mm-hmm.

113. All right. Hook him right there.

114. By the gill.

115. And go like that.

116. All right. Now you do it.

117. Aren't these supposed to be alive?

118. Just put it on the hook.

119. Okay.

120. Holy shit. Give it here, then.

121. Damn.

122. Ah.

123. The great outdoors.

124. Thought we talked about this, Brownie.

125. Shit.

126. Said you wouldn't blaze up in front of the kid, goddamn it.

127. It's not a drug. It's medicine.

128. That shit will slow your brain down.

129. That's the point.

130. What's Bucky doing?

131. Oh, that's the old Muscogee way of fishing.

132. Drunk root.

133. They grind that root down, pound it down to a powder,

134. then they splash it around the water like that,

135. and the fish are supposed to get drunk.

136. And then they just float up to the surface

137. and you grab 'em and you put 'em in your bag!

138. You know, that's actually a pretty good idea.

139. Scaring the fish away is what he's doing!

140. Bucky! Hey. Quit that.

141. Holy shit, that guy.

142. Hey, you can join me out here if you want to, cvpon.

143. You know, it just rained a lot,

144. so there's probably a lot of E. coli, so...

145. No, thanks.

146. What the fuck's E. coli?

147. So, you just...

148. throw it out, reel it in...

149. and eat it?

150. This is riveting.

151. Nah, that's not what it's about.

152. You got to change that colonized mindset, nephew.

153. You know, it's not about the fish.

154. You got to turn that internal pressure gauge off.

155. Got your mind going so fast.

156. Look at that dirt on the ground.

157. Go ahead, touch it.

158. Pick it up. Take a good look at it.

159. Smell it.

160. There's nothing like that anywhere else in the world.

161. It exists only here.

162. And you're a big part of that right now.

163. Take a big breath.

164. That air you're taking in is all the medicine

165. and chemicals from all these trees

166. going right into your lungs.

167. That's healing.

168. Now, quiet.

169. Listen real good.

170. - What am I listening for? - Shh.

171. Listen.

172. Gross!

173. - Disgusting. - That's it.

174. That's it. That's what it's all about, see?

175. It's about us being out here in nature together.

176. I'm just gonna keep my mouth covered

177. till the smell goes away.

178. Oh, fuck, got bites.

179. - Hey. - Get it, get it.

180. - Goddamn it. - Oh.

181. Shit, I had one.

182. Ah.

183. Quit fucking cheating, Bucky.

184. Fucker.

185. It ain't right.

186. This is the key.

187. Get some good oil, some Himalayan salt.

188. Can't go wrong.

189. I carry this stuff with me everywhere I go.

190. It's good medicine.

191. So, um...

192. What's going on with you, youngblood?

193. I don't know, it's...

194. My friends are older than I am,

195. and it just feels like the differences

196. between me and them are just getting bigger and bigger.

197. Eventually, they'll find other people and...

198. leave me behind.

199. Like everyone else.

200. Guess I'm just...

201. consciously pushing them away.

202. I don't know.

203. Well, you know...

204. we're all connected on a molecular level.

205. So, even if you're not seeing them,

206. the, uh, quantum thread

207. cannot be disentangled.

208. What?

209. Uh, let me put it this way.

210. Uh, the soul contract

211. cannot be, um, untethered.

212. What?

213. These are bonds you don't want to break.

214. Food almost ready?

215. Almost.

216. Uh, I'm gonna need some more firewood, though, soon.

217. Aho. Cheese. Sko.

218. Holy shit, hurry up.

219. Take you out here in the woods and introduce you to Bigfoot.

220. Got to be on the lookout when you're out here.

221. Bigfoot country.

222. Get reports on him all the time.

223. Big, do you really believe in Bigfoot?

224. One doesn't believe in Bigfoot.

225. Bigfoot don't care if you believe or not.

226. He's out there.

227. What if you never seen a dog?

228. Or a rhinoceros?

229. Somebody showed you a drawing, said this is out there?

230. Shit, you'd think they was crazy.

231. Humans are stupid.

232. Never forget that.

233. I guess I just wish I could see one, you know,

234. if they're... if they're really out there.

235. Hey, quit that. Don't be calling up spirits.

236. Sure as shit they'll show up.

237. Spit on that ground.

238. Spit so those thoughts leave your head in that way.

239. Holy Christ.

240. I seen him. Four of 'em.

241. - For real? - Yeah.

242. Yeah, I was about your age.

243. Just alone out in the woods when I saw them.

244. Were they hairy?

245. Well, they all were kind of, back then.

246. You know, women didn't shave.

247. I actually liked it better.

248. It's organtic.

249. What?

250. Huh?

251. Oh, yeah, Bigfoot.

252. Yeah, fuck. What, do you think he shaved?

253. I don't know.

254. Started with that smell.

255. What'd it smell like?

256. Hard to explain.

257. If you had to describe it.

258. Stink.

259. What'd it do?

260. It just kind of... stared me a long time.

261. Felt like forever.

262. Yeah, I remember I had one tear

263. just kind of fall down my cheek real slow-like.

264. Then what happened?

265. Shh. Christ.

266. I'm sorry, it's just...

267. You're good at storytelling. Full of suspense, you know?

268. I know.

269. Then they just walked away.

270. Oh.

271. That's... anticlimactic.

272. So what lesson did you get from that, hmm?

273. Don't be a pervert in the woods?

274. No. Shit.

275. Sometimes we need to cry even though we don't know it?

276. Yeah, that's right.

277. Yeah, that's right, aho, aho.

278. Also Bigfoot is real. Hmm?

279. Says you.

280. Shitass.

281. - What are you even looking for? - Kindling.

282. Get that fire going.

283. All right.

284. Ah, good greens, good greens.

285. Oh, got the good greens for you here.

286. Mm, you're gonna love it.

287. And I got a homemade hot sauce here

288. that you need to just sprinkle.

289. One dab will do ya.

290. Let me have that.

291. Oh, mvto, mvto.

292. You know, fish just don't taste the same

293. after I busted those fish fuckers.

294. Yeah, you got to drench it in hot sauce.

295. I'm warning you.

296. Ah, shit, I eat hot coals.

297. I eat ghost peppers like candy.

298. There we go.

299. Ho.

300. Bon appétit.

301. Mm.

302. Mm. Good.

303. Holy fuck, Bucky.

304. Jesus Christ, what was in that shit?

305. I told you.

306. It's my own mix of ghost peppers and jalapeños.

307. But, uh, you know, the type doesn't matter.

308. It's how you grow it. But, and when I tell you

309. that one dab will do you...

310. I'll fucking arrest your goddamn ass.

311. You ever sword-fight?

312. Hey, quit that. Shit.

313. Ugh.

314. So, what now?

315. This.

316. - This? - Yeah.

317. This is what we do in the woods.

318. You're just not used to it.

319. You guys don't play charades or guessing games?

320. - I have an idea. - Huh?

321. Why don't we do something that I learned

322. when I was at the boys' home?

323. So, we'd get a stick...

324. - Yeah? - Person who has the stick

325. would talk, and then we'd pass it around.

326. I'll go first.

327. My name's Cheese.

328. My pronouns are he, him and his.

329. Ah, shit.

330. And...

331. I think I'm a pretty happy person.

332. Generally speaking.

333. Um...

334. I'm Brownie.

335. I'm a sex addict.

336. Fuck.

337. And, um...

338. And...

339. uh, I guess I'm glad to be here.

340. Hello. This thing working?

341. Ah, well, I'm... I'm Bucky.

342. And, uh, my pronouns are the same as Cheese's.

343. - I'm just happy to be here. - Aho.

344. Well, see? We're getting somewhere.

345. Ah.

346. How about you, Big? How you feeling?

347. What do you mean?

348. Your emotions. How you feeling?

349. Well...

350. I'm Big and...

351. oh, I don't know, shit.

352. Well, I guess I realized that I've...

353. been bottling up a lot of pain.

354. You know, as men, you know, we're...

355. taught not to recognize those feelings and...

356. And, um...

357. Lost a friend.

358. Two of 'em.

359. Ah, I put that all on myself.

360. But I knew in my heart, you know?

361. I was... I was trying to help.

362. I was trying to be a... a good man.

363. You know what?

364. I was just...

365. avoiding it, you know?

366. And that guilt.

367. Fuck, it started eating me up in that way.

368. I realized that we all make mistakes.

369. And it's okay.

370. Let it out.

371. All right.

372. Just let it all out.

373. Okay.

374. W-We had a friend that we lost.

375. - He died? - No.

376. We just lost him.

377. He...

378. I-I don't think he knew that he could...

379. rely on us.

380. He...

381. Yeah.

382. He-he had nobody.

383. Uh...

384. And, uh...

385. You remind us of that friend.

386. His name was Maximus.

387. And your grandma...

388. she saw you were pulling away, you know, like him.

389. And...

390. something happened, you know?

391. We didn't believe him.

392. He needed us, and, um...

393. We turned our back on him.

394. I mean, there was...

395. no way you could've known.

396. I should've.

397. I should've known 'cause...

398. Well, we're just men, you know?

399. We don't know everything.

400. We make mistakes and...

401. We don't know shit!

402. You know...

403. this was more effective than I thought.

404. I don't know Maximus,

405. but I promise I won't turn out like him.

406. Okay.

407. I have you guys.

408. I have my grandma.

409. My friends.

410. Yeah.

411. And I'll, uh...

412. see them as much as I can.

413. Yeah. That's good. Yeah.

414. Aho, shit.

415. Let's go watch that sunset, huh?

416. About to get dark.

417. - Yeah. - Oh!

418. I have to make a phone call first.

419. Yeah, thank you all for bringing out this bounty, youngbloods.

420. Aho.

421. - Aho. - Aho.

422. Now we're living off the fat of the land.