1. For fuck's sakes, Brownie.Copy !req
2. Fix your car door.Copy !req
3. I'm opening, I'm opening.
Hang on.Copy !req
4. Don't make me late.Copy !req
5. Go and learn something then.Copy !req
6. Shit. See you in there.Copy !req
7. Fucking Indian car.Copy !req
8. Ghetto-ass door.Copy !req
9. - Hey, Bucky, kick rocks, man.
- Sorry, Coach.Copy !req
10. - See you, Bucky.
- It's okay. Get out of here.Copy !req
11. All right, everyone. When y'all
get released for the summer,Copy !req
12. don't be a bunch
of shitasses, all right?Copy !req
13. Know you're gonna be
out there partying around,Copy !req
14. drinking, whoring, fornicating,
glistening, engorging.Copy !req
15. Try and keep your heads on straight.Copy !req
16. All right, get the hell
out of here now.Copy !req
17. Hold up, one more thing.Copy !req
18. Make sure you take your shit
from your dormCopy !req
19. and your locker by 4:00 p.m.,
except for those of youCopy !req
20. that are staying here
for the summer.Copy !req
21. Hey, Maximus.Copy !req
22. Chebon.Copy !req
23. Oh, right. Chebon.Copy !req
24. Gonna be, uh, sticking
around here for the summerCopy !req
25. and, uh, staying
in the dorm with us?Copy !req
26. Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
27. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
28. Shit, man, if you get bored,
just, uh, hit me up.Copy !req
29. Get out and play
some ball or something.Copy !req
30. Just gonna be hanging around
here anyways all summerCopy !req
31. getting fat.Copy !req
32. Yeah, um, sounds good.Copy !req
33. - I'll let you know, thank you.
- All right, mm-hmm.Copy !req
34. All right, and, um, we are live.Copy !req
35. Welcome to the Chebon show.Copy !req
36. And what we have here
is the dying daysCopy !req
37. of my junior year
and the seniors enjoyCopy !req
38. their final hours
of being top dog!Copy !req
39. Say hi, everything,
yeah, congratulations.Copy !req
40. Well, if it isn't Jimmy,
my favorite super seniorCopy !req
41. in the world. That guy
right there, he's the man.Copy !req
42. Gave me some food one time.Copy !req
43. Oh. Well, if it isn't
these heads.Copy !req
44. Irene, my favorite asshole
in moccasins.Copy !req
45. I salute you.Copy !req
46. And how about you,
my dear Mabel?Copy !req
47. Did you storm any capitol steps
today or burn any flags?Copy !req
48. What's the deal?
Tell me about it.Copy !req
49. I'm really zoomed in
on your face right now.Copy !req
50. We burned something.Copy !req
51. Turn that off.
Brownie's waiting.Copy !req
52. You guys are boring.Copy !req
53. Did you get it?Copy !req
54. What?Copy !req
55. - The tabs?
- The windowpane.Copy !req
56. Um, shit, I forgot.Copy !req
57. - Yeah.
- You had one job.Copy !req
58. - I will, okay?
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
59. I'll catch up with you guys
in a sec.Copy !req
60. Just have a little faith, okay?Copy !req
61. I'll get us windowpane.Copy !req
62. Easy. Chebon out.Copy !req
63. Perfect.Copy !req
64. All righty.Copy !req
65. Here we see Indian country's
answer to the Three Stooges:Copy !req
66. Limpy, Shrimpy and Pimply.Copy !req
67. - What's up, degenerates?
- Quit it, narc.Copy !req
68. Probably filming for the cops.Copy !req
69. All right, um, check it out.Copy !req
70. Me and my crew, we're looking
for some windowpane.Copy !req
71. You guys got any?Copy !req
72. Check your cousin.Copy !req
73. Maybe he has some.Copy !req
74. Yeah, Fixico always got some.
Damn medicine man.Copy !req
75. No.Copy !req
76. - Y'all still fighting?
- All over Mabel?Copy !req
77. No, we're, um,Copy !req
78. we're not fighting over Mabel.Copy !req
79. - Um, they broke up.
- Exactly.Copy !req
80. Family ain't supposed
to hold grudges.Copy !req
81. You sure you don't want to come
home with me for the summer?Copy !req
82. You know you love
my mom's fried pies.Copy !req
83. Yeah, um...Copy !req
84. No, I-I just don't want to be
a burden to anybody.Copy !req
85. Um, you know, I got tons of
movies to watch in the theater.Copy !req
86. Got tons of books to read,
too, so, yeah. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
87. Maybe you should make good
with Fixico.Copy !req
88. Why does everybody care
if we're good? I...Copy !req
89. Because he's your cousin.Copy !req
90. Y'all shouldn't stay mad.Copy !req
91. Yeah, I'm, I'm, I'm good.Copy !req
92. Plus you can stay at his place.Copy !req
93. Bro, I said I'm good.Copy !req
94. Ooh, okay.Copy !req
95. Okay. Yeesh.Copy !req
96. Sorry.Copy !req
97. You're just...
you're just trying to help.Copy !req
98. I'm good, man.
I'm just gonna read a lot.Copy !req
99. Add this to the stack.Copy !req
100. How's it going, Brownie?
Still running aroundCopy !req
101. being a shitass out there?Copy !req
102. You know how it is.
Rockin', rollin'.Copy !req
103. You know, man,
you could've been something.Copy !req
104. You weren't a bad tackle.Copy !req
105. Yeah, well, football, school...Copy !req
106. - just isn't for me, Coach.
- Hmm.Copy !req
107. Too many rules.Copy !req
108. Hell, man, you know how much
freedom you have right now?Copy !req
109. You're young.
There are no rules.Copy !req
110. Shit, wait till you grow up.Copy !req
111. That's when they
lay the rules on thick.Copy !req
112. You break those rules,
you get thrown in jail.Copy !req
113. Here you just get a couple
lickings from a clipboard.Copy !req
114. What you know about licking,
Coach?Copy !req
115. Irene.Copy !req
116. Sorry.Copy !req
117. Wait'll you see the rules
they have in jail.Copy !req
118. You ain't gonna like it one bit.Copy !req
119. Just you wait, Brownie,
You're gonna think of meCopy !req
120. when you're in
McAlester Maximum SecurityCopy !req
121. getting slapped around
by some big stehekti guy.Copy !req
122. - Ah, I'm glad you believe in me, Coach.
- Mm.Copy !req
123. Is that marijuana
I smell in here?Copy !req
124. No, that's, uh... That's cedar.Copy !req
125. What kind of Indian are you?Copy !req
126. You don't know
the smell of cedar?Copy !req
127. Sheesh. Cedar? Yeah, right.Copy !req
128. Scout's honor.Copy !req
129. All right, y'all,
you have a good summer.Copy !req
130. You take care of yourself, Brownie.Copy !req
131. You little shitass, you.
Look, look.Copy !req
132. Dang, I thought he was never
gonna leave.Copy !req
133. Let's go, then.Copy !req
134. Quit slamming my doors.Copy !req
135. Holy shit, what is this?Copy !req
136. You're the one who broke
that one.Copy !req
137. You really dropped the ball
on this one, man.Copy !req
138. We could've been on
the moon right now.Copy !req
139. Yeah?
Well, why didn't you get us any?Copy !req
140. Because you said you'd get it.
Acting all big. Ooh!Copy !req
141. You know, last time I recall,Copy !req
142. you were the only person
that wasn't in school, Brownie.Copy !req
143. Hey, last time I remember,
you had one job.Copy !req
144. I think it's my favorite drugCopy !req
145. of them all.Copy !req
146. Aho.Copy !req
147. I think you do too much of it.Copy !req
148. - True.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
149. Hey, there's Fixico.Copy !req
150. I'll ask him.Copy !req
151. No. No, no, no. No.
You don't have to do that.Copy !req
152. - What?
- You still mad at him?Copy !req
153. No, I just—Copy !req
154. I think we can get it somewhere else.Copy !req
155. - I know a few people.
- This is all your fault.Copy !req
156. It's my fault?
I'm just doing my own thing.Copy !req
157. This is all them.Copy !req
158. Brownie.Copy !req
159. Fixico, my brother.Copy !req
160. Hey, what's up, Brownie?Copy !req
161. My cousin up there?Copy !req
162. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
163. He still mad at me?Copy !req
164. You know Chebon.Copy !req
165. Acts white sometimes,
holds grudges.Copy !req
166. Oh, man, this has been
a long one.Copy !req
167. Say. Windowpane.
You got any?Copy !req
168. Trying to score some here
in a bit.Copy !req
169. That and a couple of lids.Copy !req
170. - Meet me at the river?
- Of course.Copy !req
171. Bitchin'. My brother.Copy !req
172. - All right.
- Be right back.Copy !req
173. - He's doing it?
- Yeah. Give me the money.Copy !req
174. - You have any cash, Chebon?
- For what?Copy !req
175. You dropped the ball.
Cough it up.Copy !req
176. Not for Fixico.Copy !req
177. Come on.Copy !req
178. Hurry up. Quit being cheap.Copy !req
179. Okay, fine. For Mabel.Copy !req
180. - For Mabel.
- There you go.Copy !req
181. Hear that, Mabel?Copy !req
182. All snagged up.Copy !req
183. You need to stop frowning.
You're gonna get wrinkles.Copy !req
184. Tell me what you told me yesterday.Copy !req
185. - What?
- About the sunset.Copy !req
186. Oh, about golden hour?Copy !req
187. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
188. Well, um, golden hour isCopy !req
189. kind of a functionCopy !req
190. of the Earth's axial tilt,
such that twice a dayCopy !req
191. you get this soft light.Copy !req
192. And, um, when the brightness
of the natural lightCopy !req
193. from the sky perfectly matches
the light thatCopy !req
194. we've made here on the land,Copy !req
195. that is when you get
your golden hour.Copy !req
196. Chebon, you talk funny.Copy !req
197. I like it.Copy !req
198. Skoden.Copy !req
199. Bucky! Hey.Copy !req
200. We're in high school.
People break up.Copy !req
201. And me and him dated
a month ago for, like, a week.Copy !req
202. Yeah, I'm not mad
about you and him.Copy !req
203. People say that,
but it's not why.Copy !req
204. What, then?Copy !req
205. Uh, I don't want
to talk about it.Copy !req
206. - Come on.
- No, um, you don't want to know.Copy !req
207. I do.Copy !req
208. It's just family shit.Copy !req
209. I mean, he's said some stuff
that's hard to take back.Copy !req
210. You know, he's always
looked down on me.Copy !req
211. Well, not down but sideways.Copy !req
212. You know he's being trained
to do medicine?Copy !req
213. So? That's a good thing.
What's wrong with that?Copy !req
214. Nothing. It's just...Copy !req
215. I don't know. Um...Copy !req
216. To being young and indigimenis.Copy !req
217. He just...Copy !req
218. He's always had things.Copy !req
219. Everything has just been
paved for him.Copy !req
220. Like... he has his parents,
and I don't.Copy !req
221. And it's not that
he has these thingsCopy !req
222. that make me angry or mad,
it's just thatCopy !req
223. he doesn't acknowledge that
I don't have those things.Copy !req
224. So that's, um, my thing.Copy !req
225. Oh, and, um, now that he
has those medicine ways,Copy !req
226. people treat him like
a goddamn pope.Copy !req
227. Should be worshipped, you know?Copy !req
228. I don't know.
When we were younger,Copy !req
229. we were just two shitasses
running around barefoot.Copy !req
230. Yeah, but...
you know, things change.Copy !req
231. Anyway, that's why
we got into it.Copy !req
232. He thought it was over
some bullshit,Copy !req
233. but apparently I was
holding some stuff in.Copy !req
234. Mm.Copy !req
235. I get it.Copy !req
236. You do?Copy !req
237. Don't make it right,
but yeah, I get it.Copy !req
238. And our lives starts today!Copy !req
239. We can do whatever we want.Copy !req
240. Maximus, where in the hell
did you go?Copy !req
241. Nowhere.Copy !req
242. I'm just, like, thinking.Copy !req
243. Just fuckin' stoned.Copy !req
244. Ever since I left school,
just been welding.Copy !req
245. Pipelining.Copy !req
246. Get to travel around.Copy !req
247. Texas panhandle. Kansas.Copy !req
248. That's your dream?
To be a welder?Copy !req
249. Figured if I save up
enough money,Copy !req
250. I can start my own dojo.Copy !req
251. Put these fucking skills
to use, eh?Copy !req
252. And what about you, huh?Copy !req
253. I'm gonna join AIM.Copy !req
254. Storm the capital.Copy !req
255. Yeah, right. You wanna snag
one of them northern boysCopy !req
256. with two braids.Copy !req
257. Those big braids.Copy !req
258. And you?Copy !req
259. I want to raise
little Indian babies.Copy !req
260. Be a mama.
Better one than mine.Copy !req
261. You hear that, Maxi-pad?Copy !req
262. Better start getting busy.Copy !req
263. - Shut up.
- I want kids, you know.Copy !req
264. I want a big family.Copy !req
265. Were you thinking
maybe ten kids?Copy !req
266. I want to be a scientist.Copy !req
267. "I want to be a scientist."Copy !req
268. Ho-ah.Copy !req
269. What about you?Copy !req
270. What do you want to be
when you're older?Copy !req
271. I don't know.Copy !req
272. Make movies or something.Copy !req
273. Like, you guys remember
that Rollerball movieCopy !req
274. where they showed what games
would look like in the future?Copy !req
275. I was thinking about stickball.Copy !req
276. Like, making a futuristic
stickball movie.Copy !req
277. You ain't gonna make
no fucking movie!Copy !req
278. What are you gonna do, huh?
You gonna move to Hollywood?Copy !req
279. You ain't ever been west
of the panhandle, man.Copy !req
280. What's your guys' problem?Copy !req
281. Whenever someone has
a bigger dream than yours,Copy !req
282. you just tear 'em down, like...Copy !req
283. crabs in a bucket.Copy !req
284. He's just joking.Copy !req
285. You could be
the Indian Peckinpaw.Copy !req
286. Whatever.Copy !req
287. It started in the '40s,Copy !req
288. when this guy Heisenberg
started elaboratingCopy !req
289. on S-Matrix theory
of particle physics, right?Copy !req
290. Quantum superpositions and shit.Copy !req
291. Anyway, all thatCopy !req
292. plus Regge theoryCopy !req
293. and the dual resonance model,
all that shitCopy !req
294. is going out the windowCopy !req
295. with quantum chromodynamics.Copy !req
296. Hey!Copy !req
297. We ain't stopping
at the moon today.Copy !req
298. Stick out your tongues,
like KISS.Copy !req
299. - Mmm.
- Ooh-ooh.Copy !req
300. Hold still, you fuck.Copy !req
301. - Take it.
- No, I-I am.Copy !req
302. I just don't want your
dirty finger in my mouth.Copy !req
303. Hurry up.Copy !req
304. Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
305. Okay, now what?Copy !req
306. For how long?Copy !req
307. Till the creator takes you.Copy !req
308. So buckle in, young one.Copy !req
309. You're going for a ride.Copy !req
310. Boop.Copy !req
311. You've never done it before,
have you?Copy !req
312. What?Copy !req
313. What are you talking about?Copy !req
314. Acid. You've never
done it before.Copy !req
315. - How did you know?
- I could just tell.Copy !req
316. I won't tell anyone.Copy !req
317. Ah, I told them I did, so,Copy !req
318. I couldn't go back on it.Copy !req
319. Well...Copy !req
320. how you doing?Copy !req
321. You feeling it yet?Copy !req
322. Nah.Copy !req
323. Nah.Copy !req
324. Kind of interested in the sky.Copy !req
325. That means you're feeling it.Copy !req
326. What do you mean?Copy !req
327. You don't realize
you're feeling itCopy !req
328. till you've already beenCopy !req
329. feeling it for a while.Copy !req
330. And then...Copy !req
331. you can't recall feeling
any other way.Copy !req
332. It's like you've
always been there.Copy !req
333. Just like the stars.Copy !req
334. We are the stars!Copy !req
335. You on the moon yet?Copy !req
336. See? You've beenCopy !req
337. feeling like this.Copy !req
338. Indian, we're about to leave.Copy !req
339. Two seconds.Copy !req
340. You shake it more than twice,
you're playing with yourself.Copy !req
341. Yeah, what if I am?Copy !req
342. I'm good. I'm good.Copy !req
343. What'd it taste like?Copy !req
344. Tastes like your mother.Copy !req
345. Geez.Copy !req
346. I need a napkin.Copy !req
347. - You got my keys, huh?
- What?Copy !req
348. I said, can you drive?Copy !req
349. - Yeah. I can— I can drive.
- All right, then.Copy !req
350. Take us home, then.
You got my keys, eh.Copy !req
351. Hey!Copy !req
352. Cousin.Copy !req
353. So y'all leaving?Copy !req
354. Oh, yeah, time for us
to hit the road.Copy !req
355. Make like a horse
and buck out of here!Copy !req
356. We good?Copy !req
357. Why?Copy !req
358. What, do we owe you
more money for drugs or...Copy !req
359. No, no, no.Copy !req
360. Just checking in.Copy !req
361. You know,
Grandma's asking about you.Copy !req
362. And she said to tell you thatCopy !req
363. you're always welcome
at the house.Copy !req
364. Mm...Copy !req
365. So you're just, um,Copy !req
366. passing the message?Copy !req
367. Well, um,
I got a message for you.Copy !req
368. I don't need your help,
and I'm doing perfectly fineCopy !req
369. at the school alone.Copy !req
370. You got that?
Comprende?Copy !req
371. Don't be acting that way.Copy !req
372. No, no, don't you look
at me with your...Copy !req
373. holier-than-thou aura,
thinking you're someCopy !req
374. big ol' young elder.Copy !req
375. You're the opposite
of a medicine man.Copy !req
376. You're a...Copy !req
377. poison man.Copy !req
378. - I love you, cousin.
- Fuck you, man!Copy !req
379. Fuck you!Copy !req
380. Fuck you.Copy !req
381. The whole concept
of boarding schoolCopy !req
382. is so anti-Indian.Copy !req
383. Yeah? When did you
find that out?Copy !req
384. It's not what
you're thinking, though.Copy !req
385. Of course stripping language
and little kids is bad,Copy !req
386. but what I'm talking about is
the social structure of it.Copy !req
387. Ou societies are a lot stronger
when there are eldersCopy !req
388. and children.Copy !req
389. It's all about elders
and children.Copy !req
390. That relationship?
Because—Copy !req
391. Shut up.Copy !req
392. My head hurts.Copy !req
393. It's like...Copy !req
394. disrupting the link.Copy !req
395. Ugh, for fuck's sakes.
Here we go.Copy !req
396. In the book,
there's a passage.Copy !req
397. "When you look out across
the length of the open road,Copy !req
398. "you are a personCopy !req
399. "who deservesCopy !req
400. "to pursue as many firsts
as it takesCopy !req
401. to determine your self-worth."Copy !req
402. I wish you were talking
not at all.Copy !req
403. God.Copy !req
404. "How beautiful...Copy !req
405. "... to never search
for who you are.Copy !req
406. "Everything you need is hereCopy !req
407. "in the...Copy !req
408. "millenniums of certaintyCopy !req
409. living in your mirror."Copy !req
410. Hey, Bucky.Copy !req
411. What happens next?Copy !req
412. Hey, Bucky.Copy !req
413. What happens after that?Copy !req
414. Whoa, whoa, whoa.Copy !req
415. What the— Whoa! Whoa!
What the fuck?Copy !req
416. What the fuck?Copy !req
417. What? What?Copy !req
418. Who are you?Copy !req
419. W-What do you want?Copy !req
420. What?Copy !req
421. Where the fuck are we?Copy !req
422. Fucking...Copy !req
423. Shit.Copy !req
424. What are you doing?Copy !req
425. Chebon, what are you doing?Copy !req
426. Did you guys see that?Copy !req
427. What?Copy !req
428. Why are you in the middle
of the road?Copy !req
429. No, did you guys see that...
that thing?Copy !req
430. It was like a-a fucking...Copy !req
431. like a... like an alien.Copy !req
432. Windowpane's hitting you
too hard, huh?Copy !req
433. Did you guys see it?Copy !req
434. See what? There's nothing there.Copy !req
435. - It's the fucking drugs.
- No, no, no.Copy !req
436. No, I saw it, it talked to me.Copy !req
437. What did? Huh?
What talked to you?Copy !req
438. Hmm?Copy !req
439. No, don't touch me.
Don't touch me!Copy !req
440. I saw it. I saw it.Copy !req
441. I saw it!Copy !req
442. Man, there's nothing there.Copy !req
443. Okay?Copy !req
444. - It's in your mind.
- No.Copy !req
445. It's not in my mind.Copy !req
446. It's our fucking relatives,
all right?Copy !req
447. What?Copy !req
448. You don't believe me.Copy !req
449. Obviously, somebody here made itCopy !req
450. to the fucking moon with
the Martians and shit.Copy !req
451. Where are my keys?Copy !req
452. Didn't I...?Copy !req
453. Saw our relatives?Copy !req
454. Holy shit.Copy !req
455. Hurry up.Copy !req
456. Let's get the fuck out of here.Copy !req
457. Holy shit.Copy !req
458. Hurry up!Copy !req