1. So, what's up? Why aren't you
following me on any of my socials? Hmm?Copy !req
2. Because I don't want to see
what you're up to.Copy !req
3. Come on, man.Copy !req
4. - My TikTok's blowing up right now.
- You and your 20 followers?Copy !req
5. Proud of every one of them.Copy !req
6. I'm gonna go drain the chief.
You want something in the kitchen?Copy !req
7. I'm good, Uncle.Copy !req
8. Move. Move.Copy !req
9. Hands behind your head.Copy !req
10. Move in.
- On your knees.Copy !req
11. Bring it up.Copy !req
12. - The door was unlocked.
- Clear.Copy !req
13. Is this about the chip truck?Copy !req
14. What?
- Nothing.Copy !req
15. - Tiny-dicked motherfucker.
- Uncle?Copy !req
16. - Hey, nephew.
- What's happening?Copy !req
17. Stay gold, Cheesy Boy.Copy !req
18. Damn.Copy !req
19. All right, Chester,
let me give you the rundown.Copy !req
20. Cheese.Copy !req
21. - Excuse me?
- Cheese.Copy !req
22. - Cheese? You missed dinner.
- No, it's what everyone calls me.Copy !req
23. Oh, is it? Let's get something straight.Copy !req
24. I'm not one of your thuggy-ass friends.
Do you understand?Copy !req
25. I represent the law, and in this house,
I am the judge, jury and executioner.Copy !req
26. I'll call you by your legal name
or I'll call you dummyCopy !req
27. or I'll call you dipshit or shit-ass.Copy !req
28. Whatever the mood moves me
to call you, I'll call you that. Got it?Copy !req
29. You Native American?Copy !req
30. - Yeah.
- I know a lot of Native Americans.Copy !req
31. They're good people. They saved my life.Copy !req
32. Cool.Copy !req
33. Okay. Daily chores.
These rotate on a weekly basis.Copy !req
34. You're the new guy,
you clean the commode.Copy !req
35. You know what the commode is?Copy !req
36. - Uh, bathroom?
- Yes. Julio.Copy !req
37. New guy knows what a commode is.Copy !req
38. All right, you room upstairs
with the other shit-asses.Copy !req
39. Maybe you'll switch to room down here,
if you don't age out.Copy !req
40. We have a house meeting tomorrow night.Copy !req
41. All residents are required to attend.
No cell phones.Copy !req
42. If I see a cell phone, it's mine.Copy !req
43. Is there a way
I can actually make a phone call?Copy !req
44. Yeah.Copy !req
45. Phone time, 5:00 to 6:00. You're welcome
to try to make a phone call,Copy !req
46. but you'll have to pry the fucker
out of James' hands.Copy !req
47. If you can do that,
you can make a phone call.Copy !req
48. Right? All right.
Get upstairs, drop off your shit.Copy !req
49. Let's knock out these chores.
Okay, Chester?Copy !req
50. - Okay.
- Good.Copy !req
51. Uh...Copy !req
52. Hey. Um, my name's Cheese
and my pronouns are...Copy !req
53. Shut your ass up.Copy !req
54. What did I say?Copy !req
55. Oh, fuck. Fuck.Copy !req
56. Fuck.Copy !req
57. Excuse me, bruh.Copy !req
58. Man. I almost didn't make it, bruh.Copy !req
59. - Hey, appreciate you, bruh.
- Don't mention it.Copy !req
60. He was really dehydrated.Copy !req
61. Three, two, one. Get his ass.Copy !req
62. You thought I wouldn't find out?Copy !req
63. - Hey. What up, new guy?
- Jesus.Copy !req
64. - You wanna get some licks in?
- Um, no, thanks.Copy !req
65. I'm good. I'll just cheer you guys on
from the sidelines.Copy !req
66. All good, dawg.
Just thought I'd offer. All right then.Copy !req
67. - Hey.
- Bro.Copy !req
68. Make sure you don't go snitching
to Gene, or I'll soap you up, too.Copy !req
69. - Um, I won't. I won't.
- I know you won't.Copy !req
70. Now get some sleep, little homie.Copy !req
71. Shut your whining.Copy !req
72. Take it like a man, huh?Copy !req
73. Mom's been saying little people
have been stealing her keys.Copy !req
74. - Oh, shit. Here we go.
- Hey, chill.Copy !req
75. I didn't come here
to fight nobody. Shit.Copy !req
76. I didn't want to come here at all,Copy !req
77. but
Elora's not answering her texts.Copy !req
78. You should know Cheese got arrested.Copy !req
79. - What? Arrested? For what?
- Fuck you talking about?Copy !req
80. They busted Uncle Charley for growing,
so they arrested both of them.Copy !req
81. Well, now y'all know.Copy !req
82. Jackie, wait. Since I was talking shit
on your dead brother,Copy !req
83. I'm gonna let you give me a shot.
Head or gut?Copy !req
84. - Jackie ain't about that...
- Head.Copy !req
85. - That was a good one.
- Now we're good.Copy !req
86. Oh, fuck! Jesus Christ.
You scared the shit out of me.Copy !req
87. My bad, bro. I was gonna knock.Copy !req
88. How did this happen?Copy !req
89. Cheese got locked up.Copy !req
90. What?Copy !req
91. Julio. They need any more bussers
at Red Lobster yet?Copy !req
92. I can pass for Hispanic. Hook me up.Copy !req
93. - Why does Julio get to leave?
- You can go on pass if you've got a job.Copy !req
94. So, if I get hired somewhere,
they'll let me go?Copy !req
95. Fucked up thing is, you can't go out
and look for a job while you're in here.Copy !req
96. But Julio's been in here
a long-ass time,Copy !req
97. so Gene just kind of lets him do
whatever he wants, anyways.Copy !req
98. Good morning, shit-asses.
What an amazing day.Copy !req
99. - Where's James?
- He's still asleep.Copy !req
100. - What?
- On God.Copy !req
101. James, what's happening?
Get your ass down here.Copy !req
102. Are you dead? What is happening?Copy !req
103. Why isn't he down here?
What did you guys do?Copy !req
104. There's something amiss.Copy !req
105. How's the toast? Want more?
Be nicer with butter, wouldn't it?Copy !req
106. You guys don't deserve butter.
Eat your cornflakes.Copy !req
107. Enjoy the strange orange drink.
It had no label on it.Copy !req
108. Bruh. That's dope as fuck.Copy !req
109. Oh, thanks. I'm really bored.
It's not that great.Copy !req
110. Nah, that shit takes talent for real.
You should draw my son's name, TJ.Copy !req
111. - I'd get that shit tatted. For real.
- All right.Copy !req
112. That's what's up. Badass.Copy !req
113. - Tino.
- Cheese. Pronouns are he, him and his.Copy !req
114. Oh, you're gay, huh?
That's cool. My cousin bi and shit.Copy !req
115. - I think you're supposed to say queer.
- Hey, man.Copy !req
116. I'm trying to let you know that
I don't got a problem with no queers.Copy !req
117. Gender identity and sexuality
are two different things.Copy !req
118. Anyway, how old's your son?Copy !req
119. Fuck. I want to say
he's, like, four now.Copy !req
120. I don't get to see him much
since I'm in here,Copy !req
121. but luckily, his grandma
sends me pictures sometimes.Copy !req
122. - They're pretty cute, huh?
- Yeah.Copy !req
123. - I stay with my grandma too, sometimes.
- You blessed, bro.Copy !req
124. Old ladies hold shit down.
All my kids with their grandmas.Copy !req
125. - Kids? Like, plural?
- Plural? Nah. They're mostly Native.Copy !req
126. How long have you been here?Copy !req
127. They put me here when I was, like, 16,
and I'll age out in a few weeks.Copy !req
128. So, it's been a while.Copy !req
129. What will you do when you get out?Copy !req
130. Well, I'm trying to get a job
before I age out.Copy !req
131. That way, I can stay out of trouble
and start helping my kids' moms.Copy !req
132. But anyways, what about you?
Why are you in here?Copy !req
133. I don't really know.Copy !req
134. My cousin uncle's been getting
into some shit and he got arrested.Copy !req
135. And the cops took me here.Copy !req
136. I asked them if I could stay
with my grandma,Copy !req
137. but they said I need to stay hereCopy !req
138. until they figure out some stuff
with my "legal guardians."Copy !req
139. Damn. Can't a Native live?Copy !req
140. - You said it, sib.
- Tino. My name's Tino.Copy !req
141. Where'd you get Sib?Copy !req
142. It's...Copy !req
143. It's short for sibling.Copy !req
144. Oh.Copy !req
145. Word. Word.Copy !req
146. - Yeah? Can I help you?
- Hey, um, I'm here to pick up Cheese.Copy !req
147. - Who?
- Uh, Chester. I'm his auntie.Copy !req
148. - How old are you?
- What's that matter?Copy !req
149. You don't look old enough
to be Chester's auntie.Copy !req
150. Indian ways.Copy !req
151. - I've got a niece who's 58 years old.
- Oh, right, right, right.Copy !req
152. Even if I did believe you,Copy !req
153. he's in our custody
until the court says otherwise.Copy !req
154. He's been in my care
for the past two years.Copy !req
155. And he ended up here. Wow. Good job.Copy !req
156. - Nice.
- Cheese.Copy !req
157. What are you guys doing here?Copy !req
158. Get your shit, bro.
We're busting you out of here.Copy !req
159. - I don't think that's how that works.
- Come on, man. Shawshank.Copy !req
160. - Let's go.
- How do I even get out?Copy !req
161. Parkour it, man.Copy !req
162. - Hey, Jackie.
- What's up?Copy !req
163. - Where's Elora?
- She's distracting the guards.Copy !req
164. Again, I'm sorry.
There's nothing I can do.Copy !req
165. Maybe this will help you
change your mind.Copy !req
166. There's more where that came from, too.Copy !req
167. Okay. Well, I'm calling the cops.Copy !req
168. Get down here.
We ain't got time for this.Copy !req
169. Chester, you better
fucking be up there.Copy !req
170. The house manager's coming back.Copy !req
171. - What are you still doing up there?
- Jump down.Copy !req
172. - No.
- I'll catch you.Copy !req
173. - I got upper-body strength.
- No, it's illegal.Copy !req
174. You guys got to find another way.
Remember me, all right?Copy !req
175. - What the fuck was that?
- What the fuck?Copy !req
176. God, grant me the serenity
to accept the things I cannot change,Copy !req
177. the courage to change the things I canCopy !req
178. and the wisdom to know the difference.Copy !req
179. Peace.Copy !req
180. All right. So now,Copy !req
181. without further fuckery,
let's get into step five.Copy !req
182. - Yes.
- What is this?Copy !req
183. What is this?
This is part of my recovery.Copy !req
184. When I was a young
little shit-ass like you guys,Copy !req
185. about your age, my life was in shambles.Copy !req
186. I was a drunk, drug addict.
I was an abuser. I was a thief.Copy !req
187. There wasn't anything I didn't smoke
or snort or drink or fuck even.Copy !req
188. And then I hit a wall. I hit my bottom.Copy !req
189. About three days into a bad bender,
I finally made my way back home.Copy !req
190. Walk into my houseCopy !req
191. and in my bedroom
I found my wife, two midgets and a DJ.Copy !req
192. AM radio DJ. Pretty popular.Copy !req
193. I didn't like him.
Even before he fucked my wife.Copy !req
194. But it doesn't matter.
I just lost my mind.Copy !req
195. I literally lost my mind.Copy !req
196. And I chased those midgets
out of my house.Copy !req
197. Naked midgets
running out into the street.Copy !req
198. And I went back
and I was gonna kill that DJ.Copy !req
199. I was gonna kill him with my own hands.Copy !req
200. But he was big. He just kicked my ass.Copy !req
201. I think he's still with my wife.
It doesn't matter.Copy !req
202. Threw me out of my own house,
and I just wandered into the woods.Copy !req
203. But that's where I met
the Lakota medicine man.Copy !req
204. Wakan Mani.Copy !req
205. Picked me up by the scruff,
showed me the ways, changed my life.Copy !req
206. Very grateful. I'm a better man now.Copy !req
207. I'm even kind of friendly
with one of the midgets.Copy !req
208. These things can happen
when you're sober. Yeah.Copy !req
209. So, that's my story.Copy !req
210. Why don't you start?Copy !req
211. Take this and read step five,
and give us a few words from your heart.Copy !req
212. "Step five.Copy !req
213. "Admitting our wrongs to a higher power
and to those around us."Copy !req
214. Well, I ain't done shit wrong
since last week, so I'm good to go, bro.Copy !req
215. - And with that, I'll pass.
- Pass.Copy !req
216. Come on, James.
Little something? Nothing?Copy !req
217. Pass.Copy !req
218. Um, I'll pass.Copy !req
219. No, you're the new guy.
Just say a few words about your week.Copy !req
220. I was arrested for no reason.Copy !req
221. Um, I was sent to
a poorly-funded group home.Copy !req
222. There's that.Copy !req
223. And I really hate it here.Copy !req
224. Okay. Well, thanks for your honesty.Copy !req
225. See that, James? Bare minimum.
That was the bare minimum.Copy !req
226. I have something to say.Copy !req
227. - Tino?
- Hmm?Copy !req
228. - What's wrong with your bicho?
- Fuck you just call me?Copy !req
229. Every time I walk in the bathroom,
there's nothing but pee.Copy !req
230. What? You have no aim?Copy !req
231. Oh, maybe you've got nothing there,
so it sprays all over the floor,Copy !req
232. the seat, the fucking roof.Copy !req
233. - You're a snitch.
- Calm down.Copy !req
234. - I'm a snitch?
- Yeah.Copy !req
235. I walk in the bathroom wearing my socks.
Guess what I'm stepping in.Copy !req
236. - Your fucking pee.
- We get it, we get it.Copy !req
237. Once again, everyone has failed
to engage with this step.Copy !req
238. Except for Chester.
Little bit. It doesn't matter.Copy !req
239. I'm just happy you're all walking
this path with me and, um...Copy !req
240. Fuck it. Let's call it.Copy !req
241. Fucking love you, girl.Copy !req
242. You're gonna be the mother
of my child someday.Copy !req
243. You're the stars in the sky.
You're my moon. You're the sun.Copy !req
244. Yeah, you're all of those.Copy !req
245. Hey, James, can I use the phone
before chores start?Copy !req
246. I just need to make a quick call.
It'll only be a minute.Copy !req
247. I know, I know.
I'll ride with you wherever.Copy !req
248. This will only make us stronger, baby.Copy !req
249. Um, James, seriously,
I just need to check in...Copy !req
250. It's nothing, baby.Copy !req
251. Just some dude
who's about to get his ass beatCopy !req
252. if he don't step back
and let me talk to the love of my life.Copy !req
253. You're my queen.Copy !req
254. - Fucking James.
- Hell yeah.Copy !req
255. Yep.Copy !req
256. - You trying to call your girl, too?
- No, my grandma.Copy !req
257. I wanna tell her I'm okay.
I don't want her to worry.Copy !req
258. Shit.Copy !req
259. Don't let that fucking Gene
see you with this.Copy !req
260. And don't look
at my recently deleted photos.Copy !req
261. Don't look at any of my photos.Copy !req
262. Make sure you use it tonight
after Gene goes to sleep.Copy !req
263. - But he's asleep.
- I said tonight.Copy !req
264. - Hello?
- Grandma. Um...Copy !req
265. - It's Cheese.
- Who?Copy !req
266. Cheese. Um, we met at IHS.Copy !req
267. I've been coming over
to your house every week.Copy !req
268. I'm pulling your leg, cvpon.Copy !req
269. I just... I'm sorry.
I just thought that maybe...Copy !req
270. You thought
I finally lost my marbles.Copy !req
271. Still sharp as a tack, my boy.Copy !req
272. Where have you been? I miss you.Copy !req
273. You need to come by for a sofke.Copy !req
274. Um, I miss you, too.Copy !req
275. Um, I've been helping Uncle Charley
with some stuff,Copy !req
276. and, um, I'm gonna try
to come over. Um...Copy !req
277. - Hopefully soon.
- Well, I'm so happy you called.Copy !req
278. It's good to hear your voice, cvpon.Copy !req
279. Don't get too busy for the people
who care about you, okay?Copy !req
280. I won't.Copy !req
281. I won't.Copy !req
282. And you tell me
if you need anything at all, grandson.Copy !req
283. Sending you all my love.Copy !req
284. - Love you too, Grandma. Good night.
- Night.Copy !req
285. Okay, Jedthrow Brown.
Let's go. Time to go.Copy !req
286. - Sorry.
- Let's get going.Copy !req
287. - Sorry, son.
- God damn. Can I put some clothes on?Copy !req
288. - Yes.
- Shit.Copy !req
289. You want to help? You want help me
put on my fucking chonies?Copy !req
290. Fucking diddler.Copy !req
291. Okay, son.
Put your clothes on. Cooperate.Copy !req
292. Don't fucking "son" me.
You're the worst one of all.Copy !req
293. What kind of dude hangs out
with underaged boys?Copy !req
294. Billie Jean-ass dude.
K-PAX, House of Cards-looking ass.Copy !req
295. Fucking cold in here.
Look. My nipples are cold.Copy !req
296. Look, look. Yeah, that's what I thought.Copy !req
297. Sick. ACAD. All cops are diddlers.
Kiss my ass, motherfucker.Copy !req
298. All right.
Uh, a lot of excitement, a lot of drama.Copy !req
299. I'm a little triggered. Anybody?Copy !req
300. You want to get a snack or something?
Group hug?Copy !req
301. Quick point, though.
Not all cops are diddlers.Copy !req
302. I'm not saying they're not,
you know, morally dubious,Copy !req
303. but not all of them are...
Let's have a snack.Copy !req
304. - Let's go downstairs. Come on.
- For real?Copy !req
305. Jed had the right idea with these pigs.Copy !req
306. You swing on them,
they'll kill your ass.Copy !req
307. - So, you at least got to talk shit.
- You gotta do that.Copy !req
308. When they arrest me,
I'm gonna tell them,Copy !req
309. "Ask your mother
if she misses these nuts."Copy !req
310. Fucking hate these guys.Copy !req
311. I try to stay on their good side.Copy !req
312. Maybe they'll think
I didn't do anything wrong.Copy !req
313. Bullshit. That's being a coward, bro.Copy !req
314. Seriously. A while back,
my friends and I, we stole a chip truck.Copy !req
315. Stole it in front of a gas station,
sold it to meth heads.Copy !req
316. - Damn.
- That's hard, though.Copy !req
317. Then I convinced the cop
to take me on a ride-along.Copy !req
318. - Told him it was a school project.
- Hell no.Copy !req
319. Keep your friends close, enemies closer.Copy !req
320. Like Don Corleone in these streets.Copy !req
321. Yeah, except I don't have any kids,
and I'm more like a Tom Hagen.Copy !req
322. Mmm. Well, I guess I'm the don.Copy !req
323. I just hope all my kids
don't turn out to be Fredos.Copy !req
324. I knew you for two years.
You never told me you had kids.Copy !req
325. Well, we don't talk much.Copy !req
326. That's why I'm always asking you
to hook me up at your job.Copy !req
327. A Native trying to change his ways.Copy !req
328. I can't have my kids
growing up like I did.Copy !req
329. I'm sorry, man. I always thought
you were just fucking with me.Copy !req
330. There's so many people
that come and go here,Copy !req
331. sometimes I think it's better
to just be alone.Copy !req
332. You get to know somebody,
and they go get arrested or something.Copy !req
333. Then you never see them again.Copy !req
334. I think it's okay to guard
your feelings with barriers, Julio,Copy !req
335. but I hope that one day you can haveCopy !req
336. a healthy relationship with people
without fear of losing them.Copy !req
337. - Why the fuck you talk like that?
- Talk like what?Copy !req
338. Like you reading
from a white girl's Instagram.Copy !req
339. Oh, he queer.Copy !req
340. I had a friend, um, Daniel.
He was like a...Copy !req
341. He was like my hero,
but, uh, then he died.Copy !req
342. Well, he ended his own life.Copy !req
343. And I read about some reasons
why he might have did it.Copy !req
344. And, um, it's just hard for people.Copy !req
345. I just thought that maybe
if I treated othersCopy !req
346. the way they wanted to be treated,
they would do the same. Eventually.Copy !req
347. I'm sorry about your homie, bro.
It's hard out here for people. I get it.Copy !req
348. You're a good man, Cheese.Copy !req
349. Lights out, shit-asses.Copy !req
350. - Hey, Tino.
- What's up?Copy !req
351. There's a opening at my job.
I'll talk to my boss for you.Copy !req
352. Good morning.
We're having dry toast again?Copy !req
353. Damn. Shirt's all wrinkled up.
Don't disrespect the queen like that.Copy !req
354. Hmm. Come on. Come with me.Copy !req
355. - It's Sade, though.
- It's the queen of love to you.Copy !req
356. You want to smooth the fabric
with your hand ahead of the iron.Copy !req
357. Always careful
not to burn yourself. Hmm?Copy !req
358. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa...Copy !req
359. You're gonna fuck up the whole shirt.Copy !req
360. Ease in to it. Take your time.
Like a good Sade song, hmm?Copy !req
361. Mm-hmm. Yeah, that's it. Uh-huh.Copy !req
362. See, now you're ready to get
everybody pregnant with your looks.Copy !req
363. Yeah.Copy !req
364. All right, Chester. Time to go.
Get your shit together.Copy !req
365. - Is this the cop you made your bitch?
- Shh!Copy !req
366. - Hey, Cheese.
- Hey.Copy !req
367. Sorry, but I gotta put
these handcuffs on you.Copy !req
368. Stand up, turn around.Copy !req
369. - Hold on.
- Mind if I talk shit while you do it?Copy !req
370. - Fine. Just don't make it too personal.
- All right.Copy !req
371. - This guy's a child molester.
- Ah, Jesus. Fuck.Copy !req
372. - Fucking shit-ass. Quit now.
- Thank you.Copy !req
373. Hey. Do you mind if I show homie
some love before you take him to prison?Copy !req
374. Be quick.Copy !req
375. Hey, come see me at Red Lobster
when I get the job.Copy !req
376. I won't hook you up with free food,Copy !req
377. but it'll be tight as fuck
to see a bro on the outside.Copy !req
378. I'll miss you, man.Copy !req
379. Give your kids all my love,
and be good to their grandmas.Copy !req
380. I got you.Copy !req
381. What you looking at, diddler?
You see something you like?Copy !req
382. Fucking shit-asses.Copy !req
383. Hey, Chester. Listen.Copy !req
384. Shugmanitu tanka, owaciyelo.Copy !req
385. You will always be my friend.Copy !req
386. Cool.Copy !req
387. Come on.Copy !req
388. - What did he say?
- He said he'll always be your friend.Copy !req
389. I got that much.Copy !req
390. Can I sit in the front again?Copy !req
391. Hey. Hey. Quit now.
Thing's finally just dead.Copy !req
392. That's a good thing, too.
Be alone with our thoughts.Copy !req
393. Where are we going?Copy !req
394. - Your new placement.
- New placement?Copy !req
395. Great. Sounds awesome.Copy !req
396. Free my dawg!Copy !req
397. Cheese, hey.
You're gonna live here for a while.Copy !req
398. Don't get no Xboxes
or PlayStations, okay?Copy !req
399. Otherwise you might stay here
well into your 30s.Copy !req
400. Let's go put
that Indian luggage down, cvpon.Copy !req
401. - Young warrior.
- Welcome home, brother.Copy !req
402. - Mvto, Grandma.
- You're free at last.Copy !req
403. - Do you guys have an iron I can use?
- Well, sure. Welcome home.Copy !req