1. Reno,
this is 41-Frank-15.Copy !req
2. We're in hot pursuit
of a White Echo,Copy !req
3. license Nevada...
"I-m-a ..."Copy !req
4. It's a vanity plate.Copy !req
5. "I'm a"...
"I am a"...Copy !req
6. "I'm a ..."
"I'm a ..."Copy !req
7. "I'm a double-X."Copy !req
8. "I'm a X-X-Y."Copy !req
9. "I'm a hermaphrodite"?Copy !req
10. What was that...
A hermaphrodite?Copy !req
11. "I'm a hermaphrodite"?Copy !req
12. Crap! Watch out!Copy !req
13. Oh-ho! Ohh-h-h!Copy !req
14. Aah! Aah! Aah!Copy !req
15. Yeah.Copy !req
16. Shots fired.Copy !req
17. Oh, oh, oh!Copy !req
18. Hello, everybody.
I'm Dr. Barnes.Copy !req
19. And I have the results
of your...Copy !req
20. Dr. Barnes, I just want
to let you know right awayCopy !req
21. that if you found any THC,Copy !req
22. any marijuana in my blood
or urine,Copy !req
23. I just want to sayCopy !req
24. that I had to bust up a party
the other nightCopy !req
25. where there was a lot of
pot-smoking going on, so, um...Copy !req
26. All right.Copy !req
27. Not that you're gonna find
anything like thatCopy !req
28. in my blood or urine,Copy !req
29. but if you did,
that would be the reason.Copy !req
30. What's your name again, ma'am?Copy !req
31. Clementine Johnson.Copy !req
32. Clementine, yes, yes,Copy !req
33. you do have a small,
trace amount there.Copy !req
34. I would not take that sort
of order again,Copy !req
35. of busting a place with a lot
of pot in it,Copy !req
36. because your being pregnant
and all,Copy !req
37. that could have
some sort of effect.Copy !req
38. No.
That is a mistake.Copy !req
39. These are very accurate
tests, ma'am.Copy !req
40. You're not... you can't
be right about that.Copy !req
41. Not to be indiscreet, but what
were you doing seven weeks ago?Copy !req
42. Ooh-ooh!Copy !req
43. Congratulations, girl!Copy !req
44. Don't say that.
No, no.Copy !req
45. Welcome to motherhood.Copy !req
46. Well, we have, um,
a few other things to do,Copy !req
47. but none of them
include disrobing.Copy !req
48. I don't know why you're all, uh,
sitting hereCopy !req
49. with your clothes off.Copy !req
50. I didn't, uh...Copy !req
51. Why are we sitting here with
our clothes off, dangle?Copy !req
52. Lieutenant?Copy !req
53. When we came in,
he was in his underwear.Copy !req
54. I just thought...Copy !req
55. Well, uh, I don't have to
explain myself.Copy !req
56. I don't feel the need
to explain myself.Copy !req
57. How we doing today, ma'am?Copy !req
58. Just fine.
How are you?Copy !req
59. I'm doing good.Copy !req
60. Ma'am, can I ask you
to put that gun down?Copy !req
61. Oh-ho, don't point it
at me.Copy !req
62. This belong to me,
and I'm fine.Copy !req
63. I'm glad, but put it down,
ma'am.Copy !req
64. I'm gonna put it right here,
but you know what?Copy !req
65. What happened here
is not my fault.Copy !req
66. Set it on that chair
right there.Copy !req
67. I just had to take care
of my business today, okay?Copy !req
68. Hey, what's going on?Copy !req
69. I don't know.
I'm gonna keep this.Copy !req
70. Sister, what happened?Copy !req
71. Come on down here
and talk to me.Copy !req
72. This man come up here
and living in my house,Copy !req
73. run off my baby daddy,
okay?Copy !req
74. He went out and got this
skanky little woman,Copy !req
75. talking about
that's his cousin,Copy !req
76. can she stay with us
for a while?Copy !req
77. No, he didn't!
What she look like?Copy !req
78. Oh, girl, she look like
Mariah Carey on crack.Copy !req
79. What he look like?Copy !req
80. He look like Danny glover.Copy !req
81. I'm gonna hook you up.
I'm gonna hook you up today.Copy !req
82. Oh, thank you.Copy !req
83. Huh?Copy !req
84. We gonna take this right on up
in the house.Copy !req
85. No, no! Ho!Copy !req
86. I'm gonna call this in, Rae.
I will call this in.Copy !req
87. You need to calm down.Copy !req
88. He is not gonna play her!Copy !req
89. I will go in there and
talk to the man, all right?Copy !req
90. No, I'm gonna go and talk,
'cause you gonna talk.Copy !req
91. I'm gonna mace.
I'm gonna use mace.Copy !req
92. No! Ho, ho, ho!Copy !req
93. Ho, ho, ho, ho!
No! No!Copy !req
94. Get him, girl!Copy !req
95. No, no! No! No!
No!Copy !req
96. Get him!Copy !req
97. No! No!Copy !req
98. Who do I think is the father
of Clementine's baby?Copy !req
99. I was looking
for the phone book.Copy !req
100. I was just gonna go...
Brrp!Copy !req
101. He right about that,Copy !req
102. 'cause there ain't
no telling, mnh-mnh.Copy !req
103. We have a phone book,
usually.Copy !req
104. It would have been funnier.Copy !req
105. Hey.Copy !req
106. What in the Sam heck
you kids doing up here?Copy !req
107. You know you're not supposed to
be up here, right?Copy !req
108. You want to go to jail?Copy !req
109. You want to go?Copy !req
110. You want to go
to the Booty house?Copy !req
111. 'Cause we'll go.Copy !req
112. We'll go, okay?Copy !req
113. So, what are you doing
up here for real?Copy !req
114. Trying to jump over
onto the other roof.Copy !req
115. You're trying to jump over
this ramp on your bikeCopy !req
116. to the other roof?Copy !req
117. Yeah.Copy !req
118. Oh, man.Copy !req
119. Oh, no!Copy !req
120. Hell, no!Copy !req
121. Whoo, that's a long way.Copy !req
122. You honestly believeCopy !req
123. you can just take that little
bike over that ramp,Copy !req
124. across the other side?Copy !req
125. Yeah, I can make it.
I bet you I can make it.Copy !req
126. Oh, you bet...Copy !req
127. He bets you.Copy !req
128. Okay, Kenny Rogers,
Mr. Gambler.Copy !req
129. I'll tell you what... I got...
Look at that... I got $5.Copy !req
130. What do you got, Jones?Copy !req
131. I got... what do I got?
I got $3.Copy !req
132. You know what that is?
That's 8...Copy !req
133. 8 Reno, Nevada, washoe
county, American dollarsCopy !req
134. that says you cannot jump
over that rampCopy !req
135. and make it to the
other side.Copy !req
136. I'll take that bet.Copy !req
137. Whoo!Copy !req
138. Let's go!
Go! Go!Copy !req
139. - Go! Go! Go! Go!
- Go! Go! Go! Go!Copy !req
140. Go! Go! Go! Go!
Go! Go! Go! Go!Copy !req
141. Go! Go!Copy !req
142. OhCopy !req
143. Oh, my God, oh, my God!Copy !req
144. HolyCopy !req
145. Go, go, go, go!
Should we call a medic?Copy !req
146. No, hell, no.
They'll know we're here.Copy !req
147. Clemmy's unborn child is,
hopefully, gonna be a bastard,Copy !req
148. because I'll tell you,Copy !req
149. I've seen some of the men that
she's spent time with.Copy !req
150. And "a," half of them are not,
you know, white,Copy !req
151. and "b," the other halfCopy !req
152. are no more than above
a fifth-grade education.Copy !req
153. Uh, ladies and gentlemen,
excuse me,Copy !req
154. if I can interrupt your meals
for one second here?Copy !req
155. I know you don't know be,Copy !req
156. but I'm compelled to tell you
that I'm gonna be a daddy.Copy !req
157. Whoo!Copy !req
158. I'm the new dad.Copy !req
159. Thank you, thank you.Copy !req
160. Cheers.Copy !req
161. Mmm.Copy !req
162. Mmm.Copy !req
163. You know
it isn't yours, right?Copy !req
164. Check.Copy !req
165. Okeydoke,
it is 1600 hours,Copy !req
166. and we are staking out the
hotel room of Luis Hernandez,Copy !req
167. known drug trafficker.Copy !req
168. We got a little heads-upCopy !req
169. he's got a deal going
down here, and, uh...Copy !req
170. How long
we been here, dangle?Copy !req
171. We've been here three hours
and one quarter.Copy !req
172. Damn.
It does not fly.Copy !req
173. Yeah.Copy !req
174. Gimme those for a second.
Check out room 6.Copy !req
175. We're supposed to be
watching room 5.Copy !req
176. No, I know.
I know.Copy !req
177. Room 5...
He's not doing anything.Copy !req
178. Oh, my God!Copy !req
179. What?
That's Leonard Nimoy.Copy !req
180. You're supposed to keep the
camera on this guy over here.Copy !req
181. Here, I'll put this one
over here.Copy !req
182. That is not Leonard Nimoy.Copy !req
183. Why would Leonard Nimoy be
staying at a place like this?Copy !req
184. He's keeping a low profile.Copy !req
185. Leonard Nimoy's already got
a low profile,Copy !req
186. 'cause he's Leonard Nimoy.Copy !req
187. That's about as low-profile
as you can get,Copy !req
188. unless, maybe, you're that kid
who played Chachi.Copy !req
189. Like, that's... that's low.Copy !req
190. You're comparing Mr. Spock
to Chachi?Copy !req
191. Chachi's not an icon.Copy !req
192. There aren't
Chachi conventions.Copy !req
193. He and Chachi should be
on the same TV show.Copy !req
194. If they were doing some kind
of "remember the '70s,"Copy !req
195. then both of them
would be on it.Copy !req
196. It would be like,
"hey, Chachi,Copy !req
197. why don't you shake hands
with Dr. Spock?"Copy !req
198. Oh he's checking
the door again.Copy !req
199. OhCopy !req
200. No, no, nothing.Copy !req
201. No.Copy !req
202. I thought we had
some drug-deal action.Copy !req
203. No, screw that.Copy !req
204. The only person here
who's having an okay timeCopy !req
205. is Leonard Nimoy.Copy !req
206. That is not Leonard Nimoy.Copy !req
207. It is.Copy !req
208. The question...
Who is Clemmy's babyCopy !req
209. is like the million-dollar
question.Copy !req
210. It's like the question
of the century.Copy !req
211. It's like "who shot J.R.?"Copy !req
212. In what way?Copy !req
213. It could be...
It could be anybody.Copy !req
214. Well, J.R., it was only
a very limited number of peopleCopy !req
215. who could have shot J.R.Copy !req
216. But "Dallas"...
"Dallas" was huge.Copy !req
217. Do you know how huge?Copy !req
218. Yeah, but the show "Dallas"Copy !req
219. wasn't about every single
person in Dallas.Copy !req
220. It was about
the ewing family.Copy !req
221. It wasn't like that was a cast
of... what... 2.5 million?Copy !req
222. You saw the ewing family,
and that was it.Copy !req
223. So "who shot J.R.?" was
basically three people.Copy !req
224. Okay, the question at hand is,
who tapped Clemmy?Copy !req
225. You.Copy !req
226. Yes.Copy !req
227. Some of you may
or may not know,Copy !req
228. prostitution is legal
in the state of Nevada.Copy !req
229. That would, of course,
cover Reno.Copy !req
230. So right now,Copy !req
231. we're pulling up to a place
called the chicken hole,Copy !req
232. an establishment
run by our friend Claire.Copy !req
233. You'd think the things
that they do in hereCopy !req
234. would relax somebody,Copy !req
235. but it has
the opposite effect.Copy !req
236. How you doing?Copy !req
237. Hey, come on in.Copy !req
238. What's going on today,
sweetie?Copy !req
239. Honest to God, I swear
to Christ, I don't know.Copy !req
240. I didn't call.
The faggot upstairs called.Copy !req
241. I called you this time.
I called you this time.Copy !req
242. The shoe's on the other foot.
Check this out.Copy !req
243. Check this out.Copy !req
244. Hey, Jones, get over here!Copy !req
245. What?
I'm talking to Patty.Copy !req
246. Let me show you something.Copy !req
247. All right, look,
let me just tell you...Copy !req
248. I just finished
my lovemaking.Copy !req
249. I just did my lovemaking
over there, all right?Copy !req
250. I want to clean myself off.Copy !req
251. I want to take a shower,
so I can be respectable.Copy !req
252. I walk in here, look at this...
Look, look, look...Copy !req
253. There's not a sign in hereCopy !req
254. that says, "employees
must wash hands."Copy !req
255. That's state of Nevada law!Copy !req
256. That's becauseCopy !req
257. it's a whorehouse,
youCopy !req
258. You still got to
be clean whores!Copy !req
259. You got a point,
but you're loud.Copy !req
260. How many times you been here,
Andrew... 25, 26?Copy !req
261. Today, you're gonna complain
about the shower?Copy !req
262. And today's the day that you
complain about the damn...Copy !req
263. It's been brewing.Copy !req
264. Because I'm thinking about
myself. I'm thinking today.Copy !req
265. I'm finishing my lovemaking.
I got my juices all over me.Copy !req
266. I got my male juices, I got
the female juices on me.Copy !req
267. When you blink,
you got juices.Copy !req
268. There's juices everywhere.Copy !req
269. So I got to clean those
juices off,Copy !req
270. but when I walk in here,Copy !req
271. I see that no one else is
cleaning their juice,Copy !req
272. I'm like, "my God,
I'm making love in juice."Copy !req
273. Let me tell you something...Copy !req
274. No, no, no, pitiful.Copy !req
275. If you want to wash,
go to a K.O.A. kampgroundCopy !req
276. and pay a quarter
for a shower.Copy !req
277. Oh, she says, "thank you."Copy !req
278. - I get that reference.
- Shut the up, bitch!Copy !req
279. You want a shower?
Let's get a shower.Copy !req
280. Come on.
Let's get you a shower.Copy !req
281. - There's your shower.
- There you go.Copy !req
282. Give me your arm.Copy !req
283. You know what?
I'll walk out on my own.Copy !req
284. Ladies,
call your congressmen!Copy !req
285. Boo! Boo! Boo!Copy !req
286. Ladies, call your congressmen!
Boo!Copy !req
287. I don't knowCopy !req
288. if Clementine Johnson
can be a good mom.Copy !req
289. That's a hearty adjective
for that woman.Copy !req
290. Hell, no.Copy !req
291. To be honest, if she don't have
a paternal figure in her life,Copy !req
292. that baby's just gonna run
around naked,Copy !req
293. peeing on everything.Copy !req
294. It's basically gonna be like
a stray cat, you know,Copy !req
295. that just pees on all
the furniture.Copy !req
296. I think
she's gonna need some help.Copy !req
297. All right, um, I'll go with the,
uh, vegetarian pizzaCopy !req
298. and quesadilla... chicken.Copy !req
299. She will have something
of less than or equal value.Copy !req
300. Uh, just, uh,
popcorn chicken, I guess.Copy !req
301. Yeah, I'm in a bad spot.Copy !req
302. Yeah, I know you are,Copy !req
303. and I-I happen to think
it's a good spot.Copy !req
304. I sure would, uh, jump
at this great opportunityCopy !req
305. to, you know, be a dad.Copy !req
306. Oh.Copy !req
307. I just, uh...
Uh, sorry about that.Copy !req
308. I just... I think I'm good
with kidsCopy !req
309. and got a couple of houseplants
that have never died, so...Copy !req
310. Well, that is sweet.
I appreciate that.Copy !req
311. Um, you are pretty high up
on my list of peopleCopy !req
312. that I will be asking
to be a candidateCopy !req
313. for, uh, marriage or,
you know, being my baby's dad.Copy !req
314. Um, there's a few people
before you on that list.Copy !req
315. Okay.Copy !req
316. Let me contact those people.Copy !req
317. And if nothing works out,Copy !req
318. then I will consider
what you're saying,Copy !req
319. and I will, uh,
get back to you.Copy !req
320. Oh, sure, I'm willing to put
that in writing, too.Copy !req
321. I'll send you an e-mail.Copy !req
322. Let me let you know.
I'll let you know.Copy !req
323. Okay.Copy !req
324. You are out
of your mind.Copy !req
325. That is not Leonard Nimoy.Copy !req
326. It is.Copy !req
327. It is. Stop saying it isn't,
because it is.Copy !req
328. That is not Leonard Nimoy.Copy !req
329. Why don't we go ask?
Why don't just we go ask?Copy !req
330. - Go. You ask.
- I will.Copy !req
331. You're the one who thinks
he's Leonard Nimoy.Copy !req
332. Oh, hey, will you keep
an eye on 5?Copy !req
333. Just watch the thing,
and if it runs out of tape,Copy !req
334. you just got to switch
the tape.Copy !req
335. Hey.Copy !req
336. Hi.
Hi.Copy !req
337. How you doing?Copy !req
338. Doing okay.
Am I in trouble?Copy !req
339. You're not Leonard Nimoy,
are you?Copy !req
340. Oh, no.Copy !req
341. Oh, that's what I said!Copy !req
342. Oh, man.
I just lost $35.Copy !req
343. You look so much like
Leonard Nimoy,Copy !req
344. it's, like, not even funny.Copy !req
345. Yeah, he thought that you
were the real deal.Copy !req
346. I swear, I swear, I swear.Copy !req
347. I thought you were just
absolutely Leonard Nimoy.Copy !req
348. Where were you guys?Copy !req
349. Yeah, we're doing
a stakeout over there.Copy !req
350. Do people tell you you look
like Leonard Nimoy?Copy !req
351. People must say it
every day.Copy !req
352. Yeah, yeah, no, yeah, well,
that's why I'm here in town.Copy !req
353. I'm, like, a look-alike
that does conventions.Copy !req
354. "Star trek" conventions.Copy !req
355. Okay, you were part right.
You were half right.Copy !req
356. See, I was very...Copy !req
357. No, it ain't him.
It ain't...Copy !req
358. It's not Leonard Nimoy.Copy !req
359. We got a camera crew
and everything.Copy !req
360. He's waving at us.Copy !req
361. His name is Stu.Copy !req
362. Yeah, stop waving at us.
We see you.Copy !req
363. How you doing?Copy !req
364. Is that like that "cops"
or something?Copy !req
365. Yeah, it's like a TV thing.Copy !req
366. Like a vérité kind of...
Just heroes on patrol.Copy !req
367. Do you think you can get us into
this convention that's in town?Copy !req
368. Hey, yeah.Copy !req
369. I think I can do it.
It's 75 bucks to get in.Copy !req
370. I think what I could do
for you guys is make sure...Copy !req
371. Well, you know what I'll do is,
like, I'll tell them...Copy !req
372. 'Cause I get one.
I get one comp.Copy !req
373. Can we just say
we're with Stu?Copy !req
374. Say you're with Stu...Copy !req
375. I'll get you the comp
some way.Copy !req
376. We can work that out.Copy !req
377. What is that?Copy !req
378. That sounds
like a leaf-blower.Copy !req
379. Somebody's blowing leaves.Copy !req
380. I think they should have
an ordinance.Copy !req
381. They did an ordinance,Copy !req
382. but I still see people with
gas blowers out there,Copy !req
383. you know what I mean?Copy !req
384. Oh, I'll get you the comp
some way...Copy !req
385. 75 bucks for 2 of you
instead of one.Copy !req
386. Say we're looking for Stu,Copy !req
387. and then maybe we can get
a beer or something, too?Copy !req
388. Yeah, I'd like that.Copy !req
389. We can also show you Reno.
Reno can be a very fun town.Copy !req
390. I feel like a celebrity
or something.Copy !req
391. Yeah, well,
you look like one.Copy !req
392. Good morning.Copy !req
393. I'm, uh...
My name's Kevin Donnelly.Copy !req
394. I'm moving in next door.Copy !req
395. I just thought I'd come byCopy !req
396. and kind of tell you
a little bit about myself.Copy !req
397. I'm a, uh, divorced...Copy !req
398. I'm looking... in between jobs
right now,Copy !req
399. somewhat of a foodie,
a gourmand,Copy !req
400. a convicted sex offender.Copy !req
401. I play... I-I play
chess not very well.Copy !req
402. No, back up to the...Copy !req
403. The other thing?Copy !req
404. Yeah, that's really why
we're here.Copy !req
405. I am a foodie,
and so, I cook a lot...Copy !req
406. No, no, no.Copy !req
407. Don't be cute, Kevin.Copy !req
408. Uh, I am a convicted sex
offender, whatever that means.Copy !req
409. Right.Copy !req
410. The court has said
that he needs to go aroundCopy !req
411. and get these signatures
just to know... just so...Copy !req
412. It's total...
It's a formality.Copy !req
413. It just says, "a"...Copy !req
414. For your protection, ma'am.Copy !req
415. In fairness, it's for both
of our protection.Copy !req
416. So, this sheet of paper
basically says,Copy !req
417. you stay on your lawn,
and I'll stay on mine.Copy !req
418. No, that's not what the...
The piece of paper saysCopy !req
419. you got a pervert moving
into the neighborhood.Copy !req
420. I feel like you're
putting, uh, your spinCopy !req
421. on sex offenders.Copy !req
422. I do not know if Clemmy's
gonna be a good mom.Copy !req
423. I think, uh, I think Clemmy
having a little daughterCopy !req
424. is like a "Jerry Springer"
episode just waiting to happen,Copy !req
425. but I do think that in 18 years,Copy !req
426. that is gonna be one hell
of a tag team.Copy !req
427. One hell of a tag team.Copy !req
428. Whew.Copy !req
429. Whoo-whoo!Copy !req
430. Hope I'm still around.Copy !req
431. Yeah. Whoo!Copy !req
432. Um...Copy !req
433. How you doing?Copy !req
434. Hi, my name's Kevin.Copy !req
435. I'm moving in next door.
I'm a "convicted sex offender."Copy !req
436. Can you sign this, please?Copy !req
437. Here's my thing.Copy !req
438. I see the van.Copy !req
439. I live right next door.Copy !req
440. I don't want to have to be
looking at your vanCopy !req
441. parked in the driveway
every time I get up.Copy !req
442. You have a garage.Copy !req
443. The city asked me to come byCopy !req
444. 'cause they're asking
everybody, all my neighbors,Copy !req
445. to sign this.Copy !req
446. And it's standard.Copy !req
447. You know, it just says
I'm moving in,Copy !req
448. you know that I'm moving in,Copy !req
449. 'cause I'm a convicted
sex offender,Copy !req
450. and you're good with that,
and so, uh...Copy !req
451. And, you know, also, you can
indicate your level of...Copy !req
452. If you're psyched or not.Copy !req
453. This might be...Copy !req
454. You know, feel free to say no
to this question...Copy !req
455. What, uh...Copy !req
456. What time do you get off?Copy !req
457. So, listen, um, you know,
I brought you hereCopy !req
458. because I had something
important to ask you.Copy !req
459. Um, you know I'm in kind
of a spot right now.Copy !req
460. And, uh, I got myself
in a positionCopy !req
461. where I really need
some help.Copy !req
462. And, um, I'm really kind of
running out of options here.Copy !req
463. I was just wondering
if you had any interestCopy !req
464. in maybe marrying me and being
the father of my child.Copy !req
465. You know, so, how about it?Copy !req
466. Of course!Copy !req
467. Why didn't you ask me first?Copy !req
468. Oh, I was hoping
you would ask!Copy !req
469. Oh, God!Copy !req
470. You heard what
I asked you, right?Copy !req
471. Oh, I know, I know.
I was hoping you would ask.Copy !req
472. Do you know how happy
this will make my mother?Copy !req
473. No, that's a different...
No, that's more...Copy !req
474. What's that thing?
Highly illogical.Copy !req
475. He is good.Copy !req
476. I've never seen the show.Copy !req
477. I've never seen the show.Copy !req
478. Uh... Guess who's not
having a baby!Copy !req
479. Hey!
All right!Copy !req
480. Very good, very good.Copy !req
481. I am not having a baby.Copy !req
482. Man, that is so great.Copy !req
483. Congratulations.Copy !req
484. Isn't that great?Copy !req
485. It turns out it was just
an abscess in my lady regions.Copy !req
486. They drained it today.
Everything is cool.Copy !req
487. I'm ready to drink.Copy !req
488. Pete, gin and tonic
for Clemmy.Copy !req
489. Thanks, Pete.Copy !req
490. Wow. Thank you so much.
Thank you.Copy !req
491. Hey, dangle, next time.Copy !req
492. Next time.Copy !req
493. Next time.
Next time.Copy !req
494. Here's to Clemmy's
giant cyst.Copy !req
495. Yes, yes, thank you.Copy !req
496. Hear, hear.Copy !req
497. I had a... I had a chocolate
cyst removed,Copy !req
498. and they don't get it...
They can't get it all.Copy !req
499. Okay.Copy !req
500. Plus the gas that they have
to shoot in your bellyCopy !req
501. makes your belly distended
for a while.Copy !req
502. You're gonna be having some
gas for a little while.Copy !req
503. - Stu, I should explain.
- Wiegel's crazy.Copy !req
504. Yeah.Copy !req
505. Oh.Copy !req
506. Get your weed, boy.Copy !req
507. 2... 3.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!Copy !req
508. Early lead!
No! Yes!Copy !req
509. Whoo!Copy !req
510. Ooh!Copy !req
511. Whoo!Copy !req
512. Sorry, mom.Copy !req
513. I love you, mommy.
I love you!Copy !req
514. That's a game we used to play
when I was little.Copy !req
515. Watch this.
Watch this.Copy !req
516. Find the sloppy Joe!
Find the sloppy Joe!Copy !req
517. Yeah! Yeah!
Good dog. Good dog.Copy !req
518. Stay there.Copy !req
519. Wasn't hidden too hard, but, uh,
he found it, though, right?Copy !req
520. Hey, good dog.Copy !req
521. Mmm.Copy !req
522. Oh, God.Copy !req
523. No.Copy !req
524. This shoulder's lower than
this shoulder, right?Copy !req
525. Yeah, I can see that.Copy !req
526. Yes, it is a little bit
misaligned.Copy !req
527. Oh, come on.Copy !req
528. Let's not... let's not
see your scoliosis.Copy !req
529. If you could come to my office
in about an hour and a half,Copy !req
530. I'd be glad to give you
a full workup.Copy !req
531. Thank you.Copy !req
532. I just had one two days ago,Copy !req
533. but you always got to be
on top of it.Copy !req
534. Did... did your test...Copy !req
535. Can it show if an adult
woman is retarded?Copy !req