1. Yeah, reno,
This is left-charlie-51.Copy !req
2. We are northbound on 395.Copy !req
3. Ah, purple-lexus-minnesota
Plate, ah, I-I-w...Copy !req
4. I-w-d.Copy !req
5. Ah, d, dog, dog.Copy !req
6. It's a vanity plate.Copy !req
7. Oh, it's a vanity plate,
Hold on.Copy !req
8. I-w-d... I.Copy !req
9. I will die for...Copy !req
10. The letter four, You...Copy !req
11. I would die for you.Copy !req
12. I would die for you.Copy !req
13. What was That, prince?Copy !req
14. Hell, I don't know.Copy !req
15. Captioning made possible by
comedy central.Copy !req
16. Oh ho, oh, ho-ho!Copy !req
17. Aggghhhh!Copy !req
18. Here you go... Lal-la, yeah...Copy !req
19. 2-3, roger, roger!Copy !req
20. Shots fired!Copy !req
21. Oh-ho-ho!Copy !req
22. Yeah, hi, I read
Your advertisement.Copy !req
23. In the yellow pages.Copy !req
24. Yeah, I was interested
In the two...Copy !req
25. Exactly, Two girl fantasy.Copy !req
26. Ah yeah, come in.Copy !req
27. Well, I'm A lonely... Guy.Copy !req
28. And I was looking,Copy !req
29. I was hoping maybe
I could get a little.Copy !req
30. Two-girl fantasy show.Copy !req
31. Oh, okay.Copy !req
32. We got that, Yeah, we got that.Copy !req
33. Um, so maybe I'll, Ah, y'know?Copy !req
34. You want to watch.Copy !req
35. Right.Copy !req
36. You are so hot.Copy !req
37. No, you are hotter.Copy !req
38. I love your boobs.Copy !req
39. I want to Spank you.Copy !req
40. Oh, you are Such a bad girl.Copy !req
41. Oh, I am.Copy !req
42. You... I, You're hot.Copy !req
43. You are a nasty Little girl.Copy !req
44. You are nasty.
You are
So hot. You are nasty.Copy !req
45. Okay, um, time-out.Copy !req
46. Uh...Copy !req
47. What?Copy !req
48. I'm not buying it.Copy !req
49. Wait, no, You have to buy it.Copy !req
50. No, no, no, no, I will pay,Copy !req
51. I will pay you later.Copy !req
52. What I'm saying Is thatCopy !req
53. I'm not buying
The two-girl fantasy.Copy !req
54. Okay, I'm not even One girl.Copy !req
55. And I know that's
Not two-girl fantasy.Copy !req
56. What I am is a Keen observer.Copy !req
57. And I have done a
Little bit of dinner theater.Copy !req
58. Okay, I don't...Copy !req
59. I don't want to tell you
How to do your job,Copy !req
60. But I do have a
Couple of notes, okay?Copy !req
61. What?Copy !req
62. I felt like...Copy !req
63. Yeah.Copy !req
64. You were indicating
Every single thing.Copy !req
65. You were Trying to convey.Copy !req
66. But let's get up again,
Let's get on our feet,Copy !req
67. Let's shake it
All out real quick.Copy !req
68. Let's shake out that
Bad last one.Copy !req
69. Let's shake out that
Bad double-girl fantasy,Copy !req
70. Shake it All out.Copy !req
71. And we're gonna Be very present,Copy !req
72. And we're going to listen to
Our instrument for a minute.Copy !req
73. Okay.Copy !req
74. We're don't have...Copy !req
75. You don't have to
Actually hold your boobs.Copy !req
76. Jimmy garcia.Copy !req
77. Jimmy, jimmy, crack corn
And I don't care.Copy !req
78. "My master's gone away,"
That's the lyric.Copy !req
79. Okay, lordy, lordy,
Here we go again.Copy !req
80. Here we go again.Copy !req
81. Same french guy.Copy !req
82. All right, sir.Copy !req
83. Hey, ho, ho, Hold on.Copy !req
84. I was here first.Copy !req
85. The problem Is this little...Copy !req
86. What is the problem?Copy !req
87. I've been here since
Six a.M., Man.Copy !req
88. This kid showed up
And made 45 bucks!Copy !req
89. Hey!Copy !req
90. Don't yell at me.Copy !req
91. I can yell at you If I want to!Copy !req
92. I want that little out of here!Copy !req
93. I want him out of here!Copy !req
94. Get the...Copy !req
95. I was here first.Copy !req
96. This is why
Theatre's dead... watch.Copy !req
97. This is why theatre's Dead!Copy !req
98. Hey, that's real glass,
Ain't it huh, huh?Copy !req
99. Hey, what's this?Copy !req
100. That's your Miranda rights.Copy !req
101. You have the right to
Remain silent, huh.Copy !req
102. That's pretty good.Copy !req
103. Little.Copy !req
104. I'm not scared of you,
You piece of.Copy !req
105. Next time you try to walk
Against the windCopy !req
106. I'm gonna cut your
Little clown balls off.Copy !req
107. This is my house!Copy !req
108. Woo.Copy !req
109. Go get 'em. Go get 'em.Copy !req
110. I'll hold this.Copy !req
111. Go get him. Go get him.Copy !req
112. Don't you hit him.Copy !req
113. Yeah! Yeah! Yeah.Copy !req
114. Now, we're going to be
Present in our instrument.Copy !req
115. And double-girl fantasy.Copy !req
116. Lights up.Copy !req
117. Be present.Copy !req
118. Go.Copy !req
119. Let's do it.Copy !req
120. Yes.Copy !req
121. A lot.Copy !req
122. Yes.Copy !req
123. What do you Want to do?Copy !req
124. You.Copy !req
125. Me too.Copy !req
126. All right, That's good.Copy !req
127. Indicating a little bit
With the boobs.Copy !req
128. We're indicating a little
Bit with our boob-touching.Copy !req
129. We can touch our boobs with
Our voice and our eyes.Copy !req
130. You are sexy!Copy !req
131. You very hot!Copy !req
132. Now we're yelling.Copy !req
133. Sorry.Copy !req
134. We're not doing Peking opera.Copy !req
135. We're doing Double-girl fantasy.Copy !req
136. And in three, two, One, fade in.Copy !req
137. You're hot.Copy !req
138. Yes.Copy !req
139. I think you Are so sex-sy.Copy !req
140. I think you're Very hot.Copy !req
141. I want to Touch your body.Copy !req
142. I think you're Very hot.Copy !req
143. No, I think that
You might be hot.Copy !req
144. Wonderful, Wonderful.Copy !req
145. How much is that?Copy !req
146. Yeah, you're Under arrest.Copy !req
147. What? What?Copy !req
148. I didn't do anything.Copy !req
149. You!Copy !req
150. Oh, and ah, next order
Of business...Copy !req
151. You know how we got that $1200
For the "fallen angel program"...Copy !req
152. We're supposed to be helping
People with helping hands,Copy !req
153. Get them off
The street and what have you.Copy !req
154. Ah, I believe by last count
We had gotten no people.Copy !req
155. Off the street.Copy !req
156. So garcia,
Today, if you could...Copy !req
157. Get somebody off the street.Copy !req
158. And help them Start a new life,Copy !req
159. Other wise we have to give
Back the $1200.Copy !req
160. And I believe we
Spent some of it.Copy !req
161. On the popcorn machine
Already so.Copy !req
162. Okay.Copy !req
163. Okay, and lastly On the agenda,Copy !req
164. Today is the big day, we're
Doing our undercover operation.Copy !req
165. We will be going incognito to
The "burning man festival".Copy !req
166. They have in the dessert.Copy !req
167. Right outside of our
Beloved reno here.Copy !req
168. They say it is a festival
Of radical self-expression,Copy !req
169. But what it really is.Copy !req
170. Is an excuse for people
To take l.S.D.Copy !req
171. We did some research here,Copy !req
172. You can see these are some
Of the l.S.D. Enthusiasts here,Copy !req
173. On the illegal drug.Copy !req
174. So we're going to, ah,
Go on deep cover.Copy !req
175. Get out there,
Try and buy some l.S.D.Copy !req
176. And try and get some of
These people in custody.Copy !req
177. Why are you guys the only
Ones that get to go?Copy !req
178. Well, I'll be honest.Copy !req
179. In our research of
The "burning man festival,".Copy !req
180. There aren't a tremendous
Amount of ladies that go.Copy !req
181. So ya'll are Going to fagville.Copy !req
182. And we're here picking up
The slack.Copy !req
183. Spell what you just said,Copy !req
184. Because I know it was
Not what I think you said,Copy !req
185. So spell it,Copy !req
186. And then we'll all be
Absolutely certain.Copy !req
187. That it wasn't
What I think it was.Copy !req
188. You know what,
I forgot what I said.Copy !req
189. W-e-a-r-e-g-o-I-n-g-
T-o-f-a-g-v-I-l-l-e,Copy !req
190. We are going to fagville.Copy !req
191. So ya'll are going out there,
Are ya'll going undercover,Copy !req
192. Or are you going,
Y'know, in your uniform?Copy !req
193. We're going undercover.Copy !req
194. No one's going to notice us,
We'll blend in perfectly.Copy !req
195. All right,
Look out l.S.D. Heads,Copy !req
196. Here comes johnny law.Copy !req
197. Shot gun.Copy !req
198. Woo.Copy !req
199. Burning man.Copy !req
200. Burning man. Burning man.Copy !req
201. Burning man.Copy !req
202. I'm gonna do a Little one-on-one.Copy !req
203. With a member of The community.Copy !req
204. She's a great
Human being and a whore.Copy !req
205. She's got a wonderful
Great big heart.Copy !req
206. And a little bit
Of a crack problem.Copy !req
207. So we're gonna take her out,
Clean her up,Copy !req
208. And see if that
Makes a difference.Copy !req
209. Fallen angels,
Yeah, right, my ass.Copy !req
210. Holy, I hate my job.Copy !req
211. Hey, how are You, jacky?Copy !req
212. I'm good, How are you?Copy !req
213. How you doin'? Fine.Copy !req
214. Don't touch, It's my purse!Copy !req
215. Okay, I'm not gonna
Touch it, okay, ho.Copy !req
216. Say what you've
Got to say, I gotta go.Copy !req
217. Okay, now look.Copy !req
218. Ah, I want To do...Copy !req
219. A.Copy !req
220. No, I don't, No, hold...Copy !req
221. It's two dollars!Copy !req
222. Hold, hold.Copy !req
223. Listen, I'm gonna take
Ya off the streets,Copy !req
224. We're gonna get ya
Cleaned up, all right?Copy !req
225. I want to see if I can
Turn you into...Copy !req
226. Make you an Upstanding member.Copy !req
227. Of the community, okay?Copy !req
228. And get you Off the streets.Copy !req
229. Would you like To do that?Copy !req
230. Yes, please, I would.Copy !req
231. All right, Let's go in the car.Copy !req
232. Jacky, ho, ho, ho.Copy !req
233. Don't call Me a ho!Copy !req
234. It's my Birthday by the way.Copy !req
235. I'd like to see if
I can make a difference.Copy !req
236. In this individual's life.Copy !req
237. And turn the community around,
One whore at a time.Copy !req
238. Jacky, don't...Copy !req
239. Don't...Copy !req
240. It's open.Copy !req
241. When's this Gonna be on?Copy !req
242. When's this gonna Be on?Copy !req
243. All right, we're doing a
Little drug sting today.Copy !req
244. Going to a head shop,
Staking it out.Copy !req
245. Um, I don't know
Why everybody thinksCopy !req
246. I'm the expert on These things.Copy !req
247. Testing, testing.Copy !req
248. Test... testing,
One, two, testing.Copy !req
249. Have a good Time with that.Copy !req
250. You're selling lube For 50% off?Copy !req
251. Yes, it's 50% off.Copy !req
252. We got some Great flavors.Copy !req
253. Watermelon and blueberry.Copy !req
254. Ooh, I want blueberry.Copy !req
255. Yeah.Copy !req
256. I'll take two
Of the blueberries.Copy !req
257. Actually, my name Is terri gone.Copy !req
258. Oh, that's a...Copy !req
259. That's like an herb name,
That's cool.Copy !req
260. Yeah, I love The herbs so.Copy !req
261. Yeah, my name is lawn.Copy !req
262. Hi, lawn.Copy !req
263. Which is like Mowing the...Copy !req
264. The lawn, I get it.Copy !req
265. Yes, it's kind of like
Mowing the weeds too,Copy !req
266. Which is kind of
Funny that I work here.Copy !req
267. That is exactly what I
Wanted to talk to you about.Copy !req
268. Oh, you need Something?Copy !req
269. I do.Copy !req
270. We got like bongs,
And, like, bubblers,Copy !req
271. Side cars, one hitters, Pukahs.Copy !req
272. Like, pretty much
Whatever you want.Copy !req
273. I mean, you're looking
For something sort of.Copy !req
274. Small and compact
Or like, kinda like...Copy !req
275. I'm looking for Something to.Copy !req
276. Put in any One of those items.Copy !req
277. Uh-huh.Copy !req
278. Kind of pack It in there.Copy !req
279. You know what I'm talking about.Copy !req
280. Yeah, we sell screens.Copy !req
281. Is...Copy !req
282. Wait, what?Copy !req
283. Does mary jane
Still work in the back?Copy !req
284. You know what I'm Talking about?Copy !req
285. No, but we Carry mary jane gear.Copy !req
286. These are cool little holders
For your pieces.Copy !req
287. You know, you can
Stick this light thing...Copy !req
288. What do I need A piece for?Copy !req
289. What would I Do with a piece?Copy !req
290. You know what I'm Talking about?Copy !req
291. You can use it to, to...
For your pleasures.Copy !req
292. Right, which would...Copy !req
293. Which would... Be...Copy !req
294. A fun journey.Copy !req
295. All right, it is 1100 hours.Copy !req
296. And me and my associates are
In route to "burning man".Copy !req
297. And I believe That we are lost.Copy !req
298. I'm gonna Turn around.Copy !req
299. Try and spin around.Copy !req
300. Now, do you have any
Idea where we are,Copy !req
301. Any idea at all?Copy !req
302. Ah, well, I don't.Copy !req
303. This thong is riding up
My crack real hard.Copy !req
304. So I'd love To get out there.Copy !req
305. And bust some l.S.D. Heads
And then get home.Copy !req
306. You know what I'm saying?Copy !req
307. Do you have any
Herbal supplements?Copy !req
308. Dried herbs that I could,
Ah, y'know.Copy !req
309. To like?Copy !req
310. Take me on a journey.Copy !req
311. You know what I'm talking about.Copy !req
312. Oh, like to put into this
Little chess piece.Copy !req
313. Yes.Copy !req
314. Now we're...Copy !req
315. Sounds like you're
Not playing chess.Copy !req
316. You're playing Another...Copy !req
317. Another game.Copy !req
318. Another mind game.Copy !req
319. Yeah, I want to
Buy some of that.Copy !req
320. You mean like...Copy !req
321. Let me get real
Specific with you.Copy !req
322. Okay.Copy !req
323. I need mary jane To mow my lawn.Copy !req
324. And sweep up the grass.Copy !req
325. And put it In a bag.Copy !req
326. And I might Give her a dime to...Copy !req
327. Mow your lawn?Copy !req
328. Do you sell pot?Copy !req
329. I just really Need some pot.Copy !req
330. Put your hands up On the glass.Copy !req
331. Oh, whoa, okay.Copy !req
332. You're under Arrest, ma'am.Copy !req
333. All right, ah-huh, you're
Making a mistake here.Copy !req
334. I don't think so.Copy !req
335. Reno's sheriff's department,Copy !req
336. I'm with the reno's
Sheriff's department.Copy !req
337. My name is deputy johnson.Copy !req
338. If you don't believe me,
You can...Copy !req
339. My badge is In my back pocket,Copy !req
340. You can reach in And get it.Copy !req
341. You think any woman
Carries a purse that big?Copy !req
342. Oh wow, you got a camera
Right in there.Copy !req
343. It's a camera.Copy !req
344. Wow, that's Pretty nice.Copy !req
345. Once again, this Is reno p.D.,Copy !req
346. We're still using
The stone age model.Copy !req
347. Yeah, we've got Actually this.Copy !req
348. This is a
Bong camera right here.Copy !req
349. It's called a tri...
A tri glasser.Copy !req
350. 'Cause it's got three
Lenses built into the bong.Copy !req
351. Hey, mom.Copy !req
352. No, no, say, Hi, bob.Copy !req
353. He's in the truck.Copy !req
354. Hey, bob.Copy !req
355. I'd flash you bob
But I'm on duty.Copy !req
356. Sorry, buddy, sorry.Copy !req
357. And you don't want
To see my tits, bob.Copy !req
358. Oh, that's too bad, that was
Gonna be a good bust.Copy !req
359. I thought I had one.Copy !req
360. I know, I thought I did too.Copy !req
361. You sounded so good.Copy !req
362. Yeah, yeah, no,
I went to voice-over school.Copy !req
363. Before I became
An agent. Oh, you did?Copy !req
364. Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
365. You can totally tell.Copy !req
366. Really? Totally tell.Copy !req
367. Well, thanks.Copy !req
368. I have a theory about where
We went wrong,Copy !req
369. Which is... do you remember
When we came to...Copy !req
370. There was a fork
And there was a water tower?Copy !req
371. Yeah, about like 15 miles ago.Copy !req
372. Yeah, 15 miles back.Copy !req
373. And there was a guy,
You saw that guy.Copy !req
374. The retarded-looking guy.Copy !req
375. Yeah, the guy that looked
Like he was retarded.Copy !req
376. We took a right.Copy !req
377. And you think that
We should've took...Copy !req
378. I think that we
Should not have asked.Copy !req
379. The retarded fellow at all.Copy !req
380. He seemed like He knew...Copy !req
381. He seemed Like a local boy.Copy !req
382. He seemed like he Knew the area.Copy !req
383. He seemed local...Copy !req
384. He seemed like he Was from here.Copy !req
385. Yes, but he
Also seemed retarded.Copy !req
386. That's true.Copy !req
387. And I think he was
Just happy to see people.Copy !req
388. And the pretty costumes.Copy !req
389. Do you have that...
The petty cash envelope?Copy !req
390. No.Copy !req
391. You guys, you guys have
Any cash on you?Copy !req
392. No.Copy !req
393. Okay, on my mark.
On three, two...Copy !req
394. Go!Copy !req
395. Go, go, go, Go, go, go!Copy !req
396. Stop it!Copy !req
397. You didn't Pay the check!Copy !req
398. Lady and I, we're gonna go
To a nice place to eat, okay.Copy !req
399. I sat on my Cigarette in there,Copy !req
400. Do I have a scar On my ass?Copy !req
401. No, I don't Want to see that.Copy !req
402. Believe me, you don't.Copy !req
403. Jesus christ, this place
Is en' nice!Copy !req
404. No, no, no!Copy !req
405. Let's go ahead straight
To the table, okay?Copy !req
406. May I recommend.Copy !req
407. Yes.Copy !req
408. Cocktail de pulpa.Copy !req
409. Okay, that's octopus cocktail,
It's really good here.Copy !req
410. Sounds like Cocktail of poopoo.Copy !req
411. Which reminds me That yesterday,Copy !req
412. The only thing I had to eat
Yesterday was pixie sticks.Copy !req
413. And this morning it
Came out like slushy.Copy !req
414. I would like, I would like
The camarones rancheros.Copy !req
415. The ranch style shrimp.Copy !req
416. And she's Gonna have...Copy !req
417. Hello, my name is...
Let me do it.Copy !req
418. Okay, tell him What you want.Copy !req
419. Hi.Copy !req
420. My name is jacky, First of all.Copy !req
421. Second of all, I was
Born in fort wayne, indiana.Copy !req
422. And third of all, this water
Tastes like.Copy !req
423. I would like two
Orders of shrimps with lemon.Copy !req
424. Camarones al lemon,
Numero seis, por favor.Copy !req
425. Numero seis, por favor.Copy !req
426. That was good.Copy !req
427. Now get The out.Copy !req
428. That was not good.Copy !req
429. You did a good
And you did a bad.Copy !req
430. You have to do all Good, okay?Copy !req
431. That guy really
Stinks like balls.Copy !req
432. Would you say thank you to
This kind gentleman?Copy !req
433. Thank you, senor.Copy !req
434. I'm sorry that
You smell like balls.Copy !req
435. Stop doing that.Copy !req
436. Sit up Straight.Copy !req
437. You're not too happy
When I do this.Copy !req
438. Oh, My wig falls off.Copy !req
439. Now everybody knows I
Don't have cancer.Copy !req
440. That's a horse.Copy !req
441. That story Doesn't wash.Copy !req
442. Are you okay?Copy !req
443. Don't goof Around.Copy !req
444. Jacky, sto...Copy !req
445. Hey, hey, ho, ho, ho,
Ho, are you okay?Copy !req
446. Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho,
Hold still here, hold still.Copy !req
447. Rape!Copy !req
448. Rape!Copy !req
449. No, no, I'm not... Rape!Copy !req
450. Rape! No, jacky.Copy !req
451. No, no! Rape!Copy !req
452. Okay, we're going.Copy !req
453. I wasn't even Really choking, I
just did that so I can scream rape.Copy !req
454. Don't yell rape.Copy !req
455. Rape! Rape!Copy !req
456. Rape!Copy !req
457. Thank you, I left
Some money for you.Copy !req
458. That's a nice Mesh shirt.Copy !req
459. It's a little pancho.Copy !req
460. Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
461. Looks better...
Actually top underneath it.Copy !req
462. Is kind of cute.Copy !req
463. Do you Like that?Copy !req
464. That's gorgeous.Copy !req
465. It's tie-dyed, huh? I like it.Copy !req
466. Tie-dyed the hell
Out of that thing.Copy !req
467. There's tons of Stuff in there.Copy !req
468. I mean, it's not only
A smoke shop,Copy !req
469. But it's Also a sex store.Copy !req
470. I noticed that.Copy !req
471. Yeah, they sell
Super rocks over there.Copy !req
472. They got lube balls.Copy !req
473. "The temptress," which is
An incredible dildo.Copy !req
474. Ah, you know, Edible panties.Copy !req
475. You ever had those?Copy !req
476. I don't wear Them of any sort.Copy !req
477. How you doing Today, sir?Copy !req
478. I'm good, How are you?Copy !req
479. I'm fine.Copy !req
480. You realize you're
Driving the wrong way.Copy !req
481. Down a one-way Street, though.Copy !req
482. Oh, not at all,
It's my wedding day so.Copy !req
483. Yeah, I see that.Copy !req
484. Where's your Bride, sir?Copy !req
485. Hi.Copy !req
486. Oh.Copy !req
487. Would you like To join us?Copy !req
488. No, no, I wouldn't.Copy !req
489. Um, congratulations.Copy !req
490. Okay, just Move along.Copy !req
491. I just don't know why
He didn't think to go.Copy !req
492. When I was going.Copy !req
493. He didn't have To go then.Copy !req
494. Do you have to go?Copy !req
495. If you have to go, Go now.Copy !req
496. No, I can hold it.Copy !req
497. Don't hold it,Copy !req
498. I don't know if there's
Gonna be a bathroom.Copy !req
499. When we get there.Copy !req
500. If you have to go, Go now.Copy !req
501. Go now, go now.Copy !req
502. I'm telling you...
I'm giving you a direct order.Copy !req
503. To go use the bathroom.Copy !req
504. Well, what if I don't
Have to go?Copy !req
505. Do you not have to go
Or are you holding it?Copy !req
506. I can hold it.Copy !req
507. Either, either...
If you can hold it.Copy !req
508. Either my bladder is
Full or it isn't.Copy !req
509. So you're not gonna go.Copy !req
510. I think you're doing
This just to make me mad.Copy !req
511. Okay, jacky, Here we are.Copy !req
512. Ow.Copy !req
513. Yeah.Copy !req
514. Okay, sweetie.Copy !req
515. Oww.Copy !req
516. I'm sorry about that honey,
Sorry about that, ma'am.Copy !req
517. Got my hair Caught in my purse.Copy !req
518. Okay, jacky.Copy !req
519. What?Copy !req
520. I'm gonna Take you inside.Copy !req
521. This halfway home Here, okay.Copy !req
522. Now, there's
People inside of here.Copy !req
523. That are gonna take
Care of you, okay?Copy !req
524. All right?Copy !req
525. You step through that
Gate there, honey,Copy !req
526. And that's a Step on the path.Copy !req
527. To a new life, all right?Copy !req
528. Three hogs and a cot
For ya, okay.Copy !req
529. You be good, sweetie,
I'll see you tomorrow.Copy !req
530. Okay, get in the car,
Get in the car.Copy !req
531. Somebody stole My tissues!Copy !req
532. Hey!Copy !req
533. I'm glad you Caught on this...Copy !req
534. Where you going?Copy !req
535. Just go, go, go, Go, go, go, go.Copy !req
536. Jesus christ.Copy !req
537. That was No halfway house.Copy !req
538. It's halfway between
The restaurantCopy !req
539. I took her to And where I live.Copy !req
540. I'm not a quitter,Copy !req
541. But that human pile of garbage
would make satan weep.Copy !req
542. God vomited And there was jacky.Copy !req
543. I don't believe this.Copy !req
544. I do not Believe this.Copy !req
545. I'm cold.Copy !req
546. Ssh.Copy !req
547. I'm sort of naked.Copy !req
548. Ssh, ssh.Copy !req
549. You got a gas can
Back there any where?Copy !req
550. Is there one in the kit,
Under the wheel cover?Copy !req
551. Okay.Copy !req
552. Lets do it, boys.Copy !req
553. Shoe leather Express.Copy !req
554. Not a total wash, really.Copy !req
555. We got to have some
Quality time in the van,Copy !req
556. Just the guys, you know.Copy !req
557. I'm sorry.Copy !req
558. We're gonna Laugh about this.Copy !req
559. We're gonna laugh about
This later.Copy !req
560. 5-0.Copy !req
561. Oh. Rollers, rollers.Copy !req
562. Anybody got their Badge on them?Copy !req
563. Where? Where?Copy !req
564. Okay, we can talk Or we can run.Copy !req
565. And I don't think
We can run in these shoes.Copy !req
566. Why don't you Talk to them.Copy !req
567. What's going On, gentlemen?Copy !req
568. Everything's fine,
Nothing to worry about.Copy !req
569. Yeah, everything's Fine, huh?Copy !req
570. Why are you guys
Dressed like that?Copy !req
571. Hey, hey, Get down, get down.Copy !req
572. Hands down In front of you.Copy !req
573. I'm getting down.Copy !req
574. I'm putting my hands
Behind my back.Copy !req
575. Put your hands Behind your back.Copy !req
576. My hands are Behind my back.Copy !req
577. Do not move, sir.Copy !req
578. Oww, oww.Copy !req
579. What are you Doing out here?Copy !req
580. You're not doing That right.Copy !req
581. You're not doing
That at all right.Copy !req
582. Did you just get out
Of the academy or something.Copy !req
583. You wouldn't last five
Minutes in reno,Copy !req
584. Neither one Of you mother-.Copy !req
585. Watch your head.Copy !req
586. I know how to do it,
I know how to do it.Copy !req
587. Captioning made possible by
comedy central.Copy !req
588. You're going To choke, okay.Copy !req
589. Okay.Copy !req
590. No smoking.Copy !req
591. When I can afford it, I will
Be getting liposuction.Copy !req
592. There's a guy On third street,Copy !req
593. He says he'll do
It for 40 bucks.Copy !req
594. And he works out of
A van so he can come to you.Copy !req
595. Because you never know
Where I might be.Copy !req
596. Hey, you know what,Copy !req
597. One time last week I kicked
A guy in the balls so hard.Copy !req
598. It sounded like a
Lobster cooking in a pot.Copy !req
599. Why did you kick
The guy in the balls?Copy !req
600. A lady doesn't kick people
In the balls?Copy !req
601. He wanted me to, It was $3.Copy !req
602. Can't do $3.Copy !req
603. We're not all Billionaires!Copy !req