1. Sheriff's department.Copy !req
2. Hello.
Sheriff's department.Copy !req
3. We got a call here
at the Nevada state
mental hospital.Copy !req
4. They had an emergency.Copy !req
5. oh, here's the police officers.
Thank you so much for coming.Copy !req
6. I just need you guys
to take a look at this.Copy !req
7. It's a picture
of a man's penis.Copy !req
8. My penis. So you guys drove
45 minutes to take a look
at a Polaroid of my penis,Copy !req
9. So who's crazy now?
Bbllbbll!Copy !req
10. Andy. Andy.
Back in the hole, man.Copy !req
11. You've got to stay off
the phones, OK?Copy !req
12. tell the phones
to stay off of me.Copy !req
13. Hey, you can hold on to that,
sugar tits. You can find me
on eHarmony.Copy !req
14. Captioning made possible by
MTV networksCopy !req
15. Son of a bitch.
God damn it!Copy !req
16. Come on!Copy !req
17. They all have guns!Copy !req
18. Ow!Copy !req
19. Push 'em together?Copy !req
20. Sheriff's department
get off your bike!Copy !req
21. Aah!Copy !req
22. Aah!Copy !req
23. I'm sorry if I'm on edge today.
My a capella choir has
disbanded. I'm sorry.Copy !req
24. Aw...Copy !req
25. That's rough.Copy !req
26. You and Jeff aren't gonna
do it anymore?Copy !req
27. No. We will never—Me and Jeff
will never—We—Copy !req
28. Oh, I will never darken
his door again.Copy !req
29. Oh, I'll be
assigning shifts.Copy !req
30. We have to keep an eye
on that witness for the
state's attorney's office.Copy !req
31. Uh... Mario...Copy !req
32. In that case.Copy !req
33. I don't know if that's—
Is that the code name?
Code name's Mario?Copy !req
34. There's no one
in real enforcementCopy !req
35. But you that uses code
names, so I'm assuming
that's his real name.Copy !req
36. OK, his real name
is probably Mario,Copy !req
37. But he's gonna be held up
at the—I won't say
the name of the hotel.Copy !req
38. who are you hiding it from?Copy !req
39. The Shear Arms hotel is
where we're gonna be holding
that state's witness.Copy !req
40. What was that?Copy !req
41. 'Cause it was secret.Copy !req
42. from who?Copy !req
43. well, we heard it.
Everybody heard it.Copy !req
44. You heard it.Copy !req
45. They heard it, too.
I think they heard it.Copy !req
46. Fine. OK. So they're
holding that—Copy !req
47. did you think
we were shooting
a silent movie?Copy !req
48. No. I-I got confused.Copy !req
49. No one has claimed
the birdfeeder from the
Junior deputies' raffle.Copy !req
50. I would like to get that
off of my books.Copy !req
51. If you won the fucking
birdfeeder, come fucking
get it off my desk.Copy !req
52. I don't want that fucking
eyesore on my desk any more.Copy !req
53. That's what that thing is?
That's a birdfeeder?Copy !req
54. They're the fucking
Junior deputies,Copy !req
55. And they have the slow ones
helping this year.Copy !req
56. No bird would feed
from that thing.Copy !req
57. I agree!
I want it off my desk.Copy !req
58. If you won it, come claim it,
or I'm throwing it away.Copy !req
59. Why don't they raffle off
lawn jockeys anymore?Copy !req
60. I love them lawn jockeys
they used to make.Copy !req
61. Yeah, they got—You know why.Copy !req
62. They don't raffle
'em off anymoreCopy !req
63. 'Cause they have them
working here with us.Copy !req
64. Ha ha! Oh, I got
a million of 'em.Copy !req
65. Hey, Carmen.Copy !req
66. Hey, Carmen.Copy !req
67. Hi, guys.Copy !req
68. You almost got us with
the hose there, I see.Copy !req
69. Hey, how you doing on
your meds, Carmen?Copy !req
70. Carmen!
What?Copy !req
71. Carmen! How are you
doing on your meds?Copy !req
72. Do—Carmen?Copy !req
73. Do we need to send
somebody by to
check to seeCopy !req
74. If you've been
taking your meds?Copy !req
75. Yes.Copy !req
76. Speak into
the microphone.Copy !req
77. Yes, you do need to send
somebody by.Copy !req
78. Hey, Carmen, real quick
before we go.Copy !req
79. We just wanted to ask.Copy !req
80. There was this vacuum
cleaner salesman
who went missing.Copy !req
81. Oh, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
82. Have you seen this man,
Mr. Merrick?Copy !req
83. Uh... yeah, no.Copy !req
84. Yeah, first
you said yes.Copy !req
85. You said yeah.Copy !req
86. You have seen him?
He went missing
about 10 days ago.Copy !req
87. In this
neighborhood.Copy !req
88. Has it been 10 days?Copy !req
89. OK. I'm gonna search
the house, you keep
her talking.Copy !req
90. Yeah. Let's get to the part
where...Copy !req
91. Carl Merrick,
are you still alive?Copy !req
92. where you either—
I'm just guessing.
I'm gonna take a wild guess...Copy !req
93. hey, Carmen,
where should I start looking?Copy !req
94. you either
tied him up or...Copy !req
95. You can start in the freezer.
Or the—No, no.Copy !req
96. Is he in one piece?Copy !req
97. Well...Copy !req
98. Mr. Merrick.Copy !req
99. His head is.Copy !req
100. OK.Copy !req
101. Mm-Hmm.Copy !req
102. OK. Um...Copy !req
103. It's weird. It's just
like a vacuum, like
they come apart so easy.Copy !req
104. People?
Yeah.Copy !req
105. Oh, my god! OK,
he's not missing anymore.Copy !req
106. We don't miss him.Copy !req
107. Listen, listen, listen to me. I
can ex—Copy !req
108. Yes?Copy !req
109. Well, first of all,
can we get a smoothie?Copy !req
110. sure, we can.Copy !req
111. We're out here at
the Sage Brush motorhome parkCopy !req
112. Serving a search warrant
on a Mr. Steven Samantino.Copy !req
113. A lot of scumbags
live in this area.Copy !req
114. It's a shame 'cause
it's a really nice area.Copy !req
115. Yeah, you kidding?
It's like the Taj
Mahal here.Copy !req
116. Frank. It's this one.
It's right here.Copy !req
117. OK.Copy !req
118. How do you know
how to do this?Copy !req
119. 'Cause I know how to
do it. I take a class
at the learning annex.Copy !req
120. Sheriff's department!
Sheriff's department!Copy !req
121. Sheriff's department.
Sheriff's department!Copy !req
122. Sheriff's department!
Sheriff's department!Copy !req
123. Sheriff's department!Copy !req
124. Franky, are you OK?Copy !req
125. I'm fine because no one—Copy !req
126. It's moving.
What the fuck!Copy !req
127. It's moving.
What's going on?
What's going on?Copy !req
128. We're moving.Copy !req
129. Why are we moving?Copy !req
130. Why are we moving?Copy !req
131. Stop this mobile home!Copy !req
132. Let me out!Copy !req
133. 1, 2, 3!
Tuck and roll!Copy !req
134. I can't do it.
What?Copy !req
135. It's high.
It looks so painful.Copy !req
136. I'll do it.Copy !req
137. All right.Copy !req
138. 1, 2, 3.Copy !req
139. I can't do it.Copy !req
140. Come back in.Copy !req
141. OK. Let's go
at the same time.Copy !req
142. All right. OK.Copy !req
143. 1, 2, 3!Copy !req
144. A federal witness
we were keeping in
protective custody.Copy !req
145. When's the trial,
two weeks?Copy !req
146. Two weeks.Copy !req
147. Mario?
I guess. Mario?
Are you Mario?Copy !req
148. I've heard of this. There's
times, you know, where the dog,Copy !req
149. Like, can identify a smell.
Ah, so the dog probably...Copy !req
150. Lived with a murderer.Copy !req
151. Yes, yes.Copy !req
152. And so...Copy !req
153. And they're gonna
bring 'em on the stand,Copy !req
154. And they're gonna
bring Mario.Copy !req
155. They're gonna ask the dog,
they're gonna say,Copy !req
156. Is this the man? And the dog
will know by smell.Copy !req
157. Yeah.Copy !req
158. Good Mario.Copy !req
159. Oh, maybe the dog
swallowed some kind of,Copy !req
160. Like, microfilm
or something.Copy !req
161. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
162. Maybe he's got
microfilm in him,Copy !req
163. Like he swallowed
some kind of evidence,Copy !req
164. Some kind of, like, tape
or, like, some kind of—Copy !req
165. You know those new,
weird little thingsCopy !req
166. You can put
in your computer,Copy !req
167. And they're like discs
but they're, like,
little suppositories.Copy !req
168. Little firewires.Copy !req
169. Yeah, little firewires.Copy !req
170. Yeah,
maybe he ate a firewire.
Did you eat a firewire?Copy !req
171. Did you eat a firewire?Copy !req
172. Did you eat a firewire,
Mario.Copy !req
173. Did you eat a firewire?Copy !req
174. Are supposed to wait for this
dog to poop some sort of
evidence out? No, no, no.Copy !req
175. I would have thought
they would have told usCopy !req
176. To check his poop
for a firewire.Copy !req
177. No, no. We're just supposed
to turn—We're supposed
to keep Mario safe.Copy !req
178. Oh. Ho ho. Who's a good
witness for the state?Copy !req
179. Who's a witness
for the state, Mario?Copy !req
180. Who's a witness for the state?Copy !req
181. Mario is a witness
for the state. Ha ha!Copy !req
182. Did you feel any
firewire in there?Copy !req
183. Ah. All right, look.
You know what?Copy !req
184. He's got to have something...Copy !req
185. This guy's got to have
something here to...
to drink.Copy !req
186. I could use a drink maybe.Copy !req
187. I'm thirsty.Copy !req
188. Ah, eureka! Huh? Huh?
What about it?Copy !req
189. I'm not usually a drinker.Copy !req
190. Come on.Copy !req
191. But today I drink.Copy !req
192. Today you drink, right?Copy !req
193. Here is to us
getting to knowCopy !req
194. Each other a little better.Copy !req
195. All right. Here is to
us getting the fuck
out of hereCopy !req
196. Before I blow
my brains out.Copy !req
197. OK, OK, touche.Copy !req
198. I actually feel like
I can stand a little
bit better now.Copy !req
199. Yeah?Copy !req
200. Yeah. I'll have
some more of that.Copy !req
201. All right.
It makes me feel—Copy !req
202. All right, I'll do it.Copy !req
203. I didn't think I was
gonna have fun,Copy !req
204. And I'm actually
having fun.Copy !req
205. I am, too.Copy !req
206. I feel like
we're at a disco.Copy !req
207. It's kind of like
a disco, huh?Copy !req
208. Or like a mosh pit,
right? Whoa, whoa. Oh.Copy !req
209. Is that your penis?Copy !req
210. That is my penis.
Is that your vagina?Copy !req
211. It is my vagina.Copy !req
212. OK.Copy !req
213. I don't hate this.Copy !req
214. This is not
a terrible thing.Copy !req
215. This not the worst thing
that has happened since
we have been in here.Copy !req
216. No. In fact, I would say it's
the best thing that happened,Copy !req
217. And I don't mind if it keeps
happening for at least
another 45 seconds.Copy !req
218. Every time we do this,
I get nauseous. The back
and forth, winding...Copy !req
219. Well, we got to.
We got a 911 call
from ranger Glen.Copy !req
220. ahh!Copy !req
221. what happened?Copy !req
222. Take it easy, buddy.Copy !req
223. Get back. No, no, no.
Don't come. It could
be contagious.Copy !req
224. Don't. A rabid cougar got my leg
and tried to rip it off,Copy !req
225. And I fought him, and he tried
to get my stuff,Copy !req
226. And I had to
fight him off,Copy !req
227. And he put—Took my tibia
and grabbed a piece of bone
out of my leg,Copy !req
228. And he ran off with a piece
of my bone,Copy !req
229. And I—Get back!Copy !req
230. It happened, like,
two days ago,Copy !req
231. And I didn't want to call you
guys, so it started
clotting up—Copy !req
232. Two days you've been
in this kind of crazy,
screaming pain?Copy !req
233. Yeah.Copy !req
234. How come you didn't
call us before then?Copy !req
235. 'Cause I don't like bothering
you guys.Copy !req
236. I know you hate coming out
the 30, 40 miles to get here.Copy !req
237. I'm really sorry, but this
thing's got to get me into town
for a couple weeks.Copy !req
238. I got my day pack inside.
I got—Are you guys thirsty?Copy !req
239. What?Copy !req
240. Wait a minute.Copy !req
241. It's got, like—Copy !req
242. Don't get close to it, officer.
It's got, like—Copy !req
243. What—Copy !req
244. Don't eat my blood!
What are you, a zombie?Copy !req
245. Spaghetti sauce.Copy !req
246. Come on, I'll show you.Copy !req
247. I put spaghetti sauce on it,
but there is a wound.Copy !req
248. I'm not lying.
I'm gonna come with you.Copy !req
249. you're not—
Get out of here.Copy !req
250. I have a—Copy !req
251. You're not coming with us.Copy !req
252. I have a compound fracture!Copy !req
253. You do not.Copy !req
254. 911, Donner—Donner pass.
We have a 911!Copy !req
255. Give me that!Copy !req
256. Man down! Man down!Copy !req
257. Give me that.
Give me that!Copy !req
258. Man down!
Big, big, big, big!Copy !req
259. OK, OK.Copy !req
260. You have the right
to remain sexy.Copy !req
261. Can I make a suggestion?Copy !req
262. Yeah.Copy !req
263. Can I take my pants
off first?Copy !req
264. Woo! Sweetie. Sweetie.Copy !req
265. The pressure in that shower
was unbelievable.Copy !req
266. Who would have thought
a moving motor homeCopy !req
267. Would have such
good water pressure?Copy !req
268. Â♪ lady in the shower
should I be so luckyCopy !req
269. Ha ha!Copy !req
270. You know who sang that?Copy !req
271. You did. Just now.Copy !req
272. Me. I sang it.Copy !req
273. All right, kids,
I am deputy Williams,Copy !req
274. And I'm gonna talk to y'allCopy !req
275. About keeping yourself safe
from pregnancy.Copy !req
276. Now, I know you've probably
heard a lot,Copy !req
277. You know, about condoms
or abstinenceCopy !req
278. I'm gonna talk to you about
something even better than that.Copy !req
279. Mmm, getting your tubes tied.Copy !req
280. Yes! Raise your hand if you know
what an epidural is.Copy !req
281. Anybody? All this?
Mine is still dead.Copy !req
282. I don't feel none of that.
They're gonna cut you across
here, all right.Copy !req
283. Then they're gonna take the
bottom of our stomach and
they gonna clip, clip thatCopy !req
284. To your breast meat.Copy !req
285. All right, now if some of y'all
are still as flat-chested as you
are right now,Copy !req
286. They just gonna skiz it up
underneath your ribcage.Copy !req
287. Then you'll feel a tugging
sensation, huh?Copy !req
288. You feel this just
being tugged on.Copy !req
289. Then after that,
you smell bacon.Copy !req
290. Huh? All right. Because that's
the laser burning your tubes.Copy !req
291. Hopefully you do understand
if you want to getCopy !req
292. With your man, have a plan.Copy !req
293. Ahh...Copy !req
294. Ah, thanks. I'm gonna
watch the game, I think.Copy !req
295. The football game on.Copy !req
296. Check out the game,
crack open a beer,Copy !req
297. Chill out, relax
and adjust.Copy !req
298. You know what? Wow.Copy !req
299. What do you mean, wow?Copy !req
300. Oh, just wow.Copy !req
301. Wha... what do
you mean, wow?Copy !req
302. I just feel like a whore.Copy !req
303. You and the—
Aw, here we go.Copy !req
304. No, don't touch me.Copy !req
305. Here we go.Copy !req
306. No. Don't you know how
that makes me feel?Copy !req
307. Oh, how does it make
you feel?Copy !req
308. How do you think
that makes me feel,Copy !req
309. Like I'm slaving
over the stove. It's like—Copy !req
310. I didn't ask you
to slave.Copy !req
311. You said, "I'm gonna cut
up these tomatoes."Copy !req
312. Aw, now you're gonna
make fun of my accent?Copy !req
313. Hey, how about
some spray cheese?Copy !req
314. Ah ba ba ba ba!
Here we go. Here we go!Copy !req
315. spray cheese than that.Copy !req
316. Honeymoon's over, I guess.
Honeymoon's over, OK?Copy !req
317. You know what?
Fuck it.
I'll do the dishes.Copy !req
318. No, no, fuck it.
I'll do the dishes.Copy !req
319. I should have known
better than to fuck
an Italian.Copy !req
320. Fuck.Copy !req
321. They are these brand-new
Al-Queda dogs.Copy !req
322. They're smart dogs.Copy !req
323. They're smart dogs.
And what they do isCopy !req
324. They put these little
chips in 'em.Copy !req
325. It's a surveillance dog.
Yeah. Right.Copy !req
326. Are you an Al-Qaeda
surveillance dog, Mario?Copy !req
327. Is that why we're turning
you over to the state's—Copy !req
328. He looks a little bit
like an Al-Qaeda
surveillance dog.Copy !req
329. And so like—Copy !req
330. There's like a—There's
a microphone in here.Copy !req
331. I see something.Copy !req
332. Testing, 1, 2, 1, 2, check,
1, 2. Mario mic check.Copy !req
333. Mario microphone check.Copy !req
334. This would have been
a very good Encyclopedia
Brown,Copy !req
335. This sort of case.Copy !req
336. Phone's not supposed
to be ringing, is it?Copy !req
337. No.Copy !req
338. They're probably right
outside the door.Copy !req
339. What they're doing is
they're checking to see
if we're in here,Copy !req
340. And if we're in here,
they're gonna know I'm
right by the phone,Copy !req
341. And they're gonna come in
and shoot in this corner.Copy !req
342. I'm getting in front
of the dog.Copy !req
343. Yep.Copy !req
344. OK. Is mar—
Get behind me, Mario.Copy !req
345. You stay behind him.
Stay behind him.Copy !req
346. Stay right behind me,
Mario.Copy !req
347. Stay behind him, Mario.
OK. Ready?Copy !req
348. Swear to god.Copy !req
349. Pick it up.Copy !req
350. Room 304.Copy !req
351. Uh, no, that's OK. We don't
need turn-down service.Copy !req
352. Thank you, though. Gracias.
You have a nice day, too.Copy !req
353. Kind of got
to take a leak.Copy !req
354. Go for it.
I'll watch the witness.Copy !req
355. Whew.Copy !req
356. Then we'll check
the hall again.Copy !req
357. And then after that, we'll check
the roof again, yeah?Copy !req
358. Yeah, let's do a sweep
of the roof.Copy !req
359. We'll do a sweep of
the hall... sweep again.Copy !req
360. We ain't sweep
the basement
in a while either.Copy !req
361. Uh, Junior?Copy !req
362. Yes, sir?Copy !req
363. There's no chance that
this is Mario, is there?Copy !req
364. That makes
a lot more sense.Copy !req
365. That's—Yep.Copy !req
366. and what's
this word here?Copy !req
367. first time offender.Copy !req
368. OK, what's
this word here?Copy !req
369. Uh, incarceration?Copy !req
370. Very good.
Yeah.Copy !req
371. What's this here?Copy !req
372. Bludgeon tool.Copy !req
373. Bludgeon. Let's work
on bludgeon.Copy !req
374. Bludgeon.Copy !req
375. One more time.Copy !req
376. Maybe you say it for me
and then I can—Copy !req
377. Ready? Ready?
OK.Copy !req
378. Let's look
at it together,
and I'll say it.Copy !req
379. OK.
Bludgeon.Copy !req
380. Bludgeon. Bludgeon.Copy !req
381. Bludgeon. Bludgeon.Copy !req
382. I'm gonna bludgeon you.
Bludgeon.Copy !req
383. My mouth don't go like that.
How do you do that?Copy !req
384. It doesn't have
to go like that.Copy !req
385. It doesn't have
to go like that.Copy !req
386. It's just a word.
Is bludgeon.Copy !req
387. Oh. Sawed-Off shotgun.Copy !req
388. Exactly.Copy !req
389. Uh, Cindy, I'm supposed
to book Benjamin TalmadgeCopy !req
390. For 4 counts of grand ferony?
Ferony? Feroni?Copy !req
391. Yeah. Ferony.Copy !req
392. What's that?Copy !req
393. Oh, Cindy, that's—Copy !req
394. Ferony. You know,
there's, like, misdemeanor,
there's ferony.Copy !req
395. Ferony. Got it.Copy !req
396. OK, you say
that one time?Copy !req
397. Ferony.Copy !req
398. Ferony.Copy !req
399. Pretty good.Copy !req
400. Uh, I was having problems
reading that report.Copy !req
401. What is that word?Copy !req
402. Rarceny. You know, it's when
people steal something.Copy !req
403. Called rarceny, right?
Attempted rarceny.Copy !req
404. It's a ferony.Copy !req
405. Trudy! Wake up! Wake up!
Wake up! We stopped.Copy !req
406. We stopped.Copy !req
407. We stopped. We stopped.
Take this, take this.Copy !req
408. What? OK.Copy !req
409. Here we go.
OK.Copy !req
410. I'm sorry.Copy !req
411. I'm sorry, too.
OK.Copy !req
412. Senor. Passaportes.Copy !req
413. Uh... no tengo passaportes.
No tengo at all passaportes.Copy !req
414. Can I offer you some money?
Dinero? Dinero?Copy !req
415. Robert Deniro, huh?
Robert Deniro.Copy !req
416. Hmm, you talking to me?Copy !req
417. Well, my name is Chris.Copy !req
418. My name is Glen,Copy !req
419. And it's a pleasure to be hereCopy !req
420. To talk to you
about your 401K program.Copy !req
421. Are you guys excited?
We say 401, you say K.Copy !req
422. 401.Copy !req
423. K.Copy !req
424. Glen and Chris: 401.Copy !req
425. K.Copy !req
426. Great job, great job.Copy !req
427. You guys were
in our premiere fund,Copy !req
428. It's called
the international fund,Copy !req
429. We put all you guys
in there,Copy !req
430. And things were going
so great.Copy !req
431. You guys were making
so much money.Copy !req
432. Here's the bad news. Hold on.
I know it's exciting.Copy !req
433. As you may have read
in the newspapers,Copy !req
434. The economy collapsed
all across the world,Copy !req
435. And the international fund
lost a shitload of money.Copy !req
436. Yes.Copy !req
437. What is the total value of
our 401k's today, right now?Copy !req
438. If we were taking it
in cash.Copy !req
439. The international fund with
everybody from this department
investedCopy !req
440. Was worth over
$12 billion with...Copy !req
441. With everyone around the world
that's what it was at
the very beginningCopy !req
442. Right now, it's worth
just over $200,000.Copy !req
443. $200,000.Copy !req
444. It dipped. It dipped.Copy !req
445. I don't want to get hung up
on how much you lostCopy !req
446. Because when I looked
on your website,Copy !req
447. It clearly said that you invest
with the best possible
decision-MakingCopy !req
448. And sometimes it benefits
and sometimes you can't
predict the future.Copy !req
449. That's a great question.
That's a great question.Copy !req
450. That's
a great question.Copy !req
451. That's a great point
and a great question.Copy !req
452. Where did the money
for our 401k's come from?Copy !req
453. These are taken
out of your paychecks.Copy !req
454. It's deducted
automaticallyCopy !req
455. And is put away for
your retirement.Copy !req
456. We've been paying into this.Copy !req
457. You've been paying into it.Copy !req
458. You've been paying into this
without even knowing it.Copy !req
459. That's the beauty of it.
You didn't even feel it.Copy !req
460. It's planning for your
future without even
thinking about it.Copy !req
461. You didn't even have
to think.Copy !req
462. Thank you. Thank you,
thank you for doing that for us.Copy !req
463. Thank you for letting us not
have to make these
hard decisions.Copy !req
464. And you know what?Copy !req
465. Yeah, we all make mistake.
We all have problems?Copy !req
466. But you know what?
I'm not gonna blame you.Copy !req
467. I'm not gonna blame you.Copy !req
468. All I'm gonna say is thank you,
and I'm gonna say whatever.
I'm cool.Copy !req
469. Thank you,
officer Bates.Copy !req
470. And we'll say it right
off the bat—We're sorry.Copy !req
471. Accepted.Copy !req
472. There's nothing going on
between me and Rizzo.Copy !req
473. I don't even know why
anyone would even have
a recommendationCopy !req
474. To say something so
absurd like that.Copy !req
475. Rizzo and I have
nothing going on.Copy !req
476. Nothing happened
in a trailer between
the two of us.Copy !req
477. He did ever—He has
never put his fingers
inside of meCopy !req
478. That I can recall.Copy !req
479. We've never made out.Copy !req
480. I never confessed
my love to him,Copy !req
481. And he has never, ever,
ever come in me from
behind.Copy !req
482. That's absurd.
That's absurd.Copy !req
483. Uh. It seems specific,
I know you're thinking.
And it is.Copy !req
484. I have a very
photographic brain,Copy !req
485. A lot like Ansel AdamsCopy !req
486. But in color and with
a lot more insertion
and pubic hair.Copy !req
487. So you and Rizzo did it?Copy !req
488. We fucked in
the trailer, yeah.Copy !req
489. Oh, hi, Sara. Ha ha!Copy !req
490. Glen, 'cause
I had to tell 'em.Copy !req
491. Pat 'em down.Copy !req
492. OK. Pat 'em down.Copy !req
493. I had to tell them.
It's very convenient.Copy !req
494. Jail is very, very close.Copy !req
495. Very, very, very close.Copy !req
496. Get 'em out of here.
Take off all their clothes.Copy !req
497. Take off
all their clothes.Copy !req
498. It's a little prank. We'll hose
'em off. We'll strip 'em naked,Copy !req
499. And we'll leave 'em in sparks.Copy !req
500. We'll leave 'em in sparks.
We'll leave 'em in sparks.Copy !req
501. Ready? Strip 'em,
hose 'em.Copy !req