1. The Reno sheriff's
department is reducingCopy !req
2. Our carbon footprint and
not relying on Arab oilCopy !req
3. Anymore with the first-
Ever electric squad car.Copy !req
4. Made in America.
How about it? Made in the USA.Copy !req
5. Detroit city, baby.Copy !req
6. USA! USA!Copy !req
7. Oh, fuck it!
Fuck it.Copy !req
8. Jesus Christ!
Oh, fuck!Copy !req
9. Junior!
He's arcing. He's arcing.Copy !req
10. Don't touch him.
He's arcing.Copy !req
11. I think my
fillings melted.Copy !req
12. Should've got Japanese.
Should've gone Japanese.Copy !req
13. Son of a bitch.
Goddamn it!Copy !req
14. They all have guns!Copy !req
15. Whoo hoo!Copy !req
16. Ow!Copy !req
17. Push them together?Copy !req
18. Get off the bike!
Off your bike.Copy !req
19. Oh! God!Copy !req
20. Captioning made possible by
MTV networksCopy !req
21. Captioned by the national
captioning institute
—Www.Ncicap.Org—Copy !req
22. Raineesha... did you
put this in my locker?Copy !req
23. I got one, too.Copy !req
24. What is it?Copy !req
25. you, the proud bearer of
this letter, have beenCopy !req
26. Invited by James Ron
Dangle to join himCopy !req
27. At the Sierra Historical
Society for dinnerCopy !req
28. And a murder.Copy !req
29. There will be intrigue,
suspense, and lotsCopy !req
30. Of pigs in blankets.Copy !req
31. Pigs in a blanket.
We get it.Copy !req
32. What are you doing?
Why are you in here?Copy !req
33. I was just reading
everything that'sCopy !req
34. On the invitation that I
just gave each of you.Copy !req
35. We can read.Copy !req
36. I know, but it's
a funny font.Copy !req
37. OK, so this Friday,
8 PM, murder mysteryCopy !req
38. Dinner, Sierra
Historical Society.Copy !req
39. I've rented it out.Copy !req
40. Should be lots of fun.Copy !req
41. I have very, very good
roles for both of you.Copy !req
42. Oh, wait, this isn't
one of those, I show upCopy !req
43. And I actually get
murdered or anything.Copy !req
44. Not a snuff.
Not a snuff.
Not a snuff at all.Copy !req
45. Hey, Cindy, did
you get yours?Copy !req
46. Sure did,
lieutenant, honey.Copy !req
47. what if we
can't make it?Copy !req
48. Mm, you have to
make it.Copy !req
49. Hey, Trudy,
don't eat this.Copy !req
50. Let's not eat
this, please.Copy !req
51. OK. This is not
like Willy Wonka.
It's not chocolate.Copy !req
52. No. This is not candy.
This is just
regular paper.Copy !req
53. Son of a bitch.Copy !req
54. Here we are.Copy !req
55. Oh, man.
Oh, man.Copy !req
56. Sheriff's department!Copy !req
57. Oh, man, whatever
happened here, we missed it.Copy !req
58. Reno 11 charlie 12.Copy !req
59. This is Jones and
Junior at Reno's diamondCopy !req
60. Exchange on 14th
and Virginia.Copy !req
61. We're gonna need
backup right away.Copy !req
62. Gentlemen, no need
to be alarmed.Copy !req
63. I've already apprehended
this scumbag.Copy !req
64. From now on, you are not
alone in your fight toCopy !req
65. Clean up Reno.Copy !req
66. You have an ally who'll
be on every roof,Copy !req
67. Every back alley,
every street.Copy !req
68. Whenever you guys need
me, you just call,Copy !req
69. And I will be there.Copy !req
70. What do we call you?Copy !req
71. Call me Nighthawk.Copy !req
72. thanks, Nighthawk!Copy !req
73. Got a feeling things
are gonna be a whole lotCopy !req
74. Better around
here, Jones.Copy !req
75. You're damn
right, Junior.Copy !req
76. What do you have to
say for yourself?Copy !req
77. Ow! What the
fuck?Copy !req
78. Are you two
fucking retarded?Copy !req
79. Are you really
fucking police officers?Copy !req
80. That guy is not a
fucking superhero.Copy !req
81. That's a stupid-ass
motherfucker on a bikeCopy !req
82. Who just stole
all the goddamn jewelry.Copy !req
83. Guess what,
Einstein.Copy !req
84. I fucking work at the
goddamn jewelry store.Copy !req
85. You didn't even ask him
any fucking questions.Copy !req
86. I mean, shit.
What's in the bag?Copy !req
87. "Thanks, Nighthawk."Copy !req
88. You're pathetic.Copy !req
89. Y'all can't be cops.Copy !req
90. This must be a fucking joke.Copy !req
91. Is this a fucking joke?
You two motherfuckers are
really goddamn cops?Copy !req
92. Did you see a license
plate on the bike, or anything?Copy !req
93. I didn't.Copy !req
94. I was so enthralled
with his speech.Copy !req
95. I was just wondering if
he had a sidekick
or something?Copy !req
96. aah!
Aah aah aah!Copy !req
97. Oh, Rai! Oh, my god!Copy !req
98. What did you do?
What's wrong?Copy !req
99. What? What?Copy !req
100. I taser—Copy !req
101. I taser-pronged
myself in the butt.Copy !req
102. Oh, god, Rai.Copy !req
103. How did you do this?Copy !req
104. I was pretending
like I was a cop.Copy !req
105. Oh!Copy !req
106. 1, 2, 3.Copy !req
107. Aah! Aah!Copy !req
108. Oh, man.Copy !req
109. 1, 2, 3!Copy !req
110. Go.
OK.Copy !req
111. Oww!Copy !req
112. No? OK, OK, OK, OK, OK,
OK, OK, OK, OK.Copy !req
113. Don't bite her.Copy !req
114. Ready? Let it go.Copy !req
115. Relax.Copy !req
116. Aah! Damn it! No.Copy !req
117. Did it move
a little bit?Copy !req
118. Something moved.Copy !req
119. OK. Oh! Oh! Oh!Copy !req
120. Wait. It's coming.
Wait. It's coming.Copy !req
121. Oh, it's coming.Copy !req
122. Oh! Oh god! Oh, god!Copy !req
123. Oh, my... aah!Copy !req
124. Aah!Copy !req
125. Aaaaaah!Copy !req
126. Nothing.
Nothing.Copy !req
127. Not a thing.
Not a thing.Copy !req
128. We have a combined
200 years of law
enforcementCopy !req
129. Education standing
here right now.Copy !req
130. Think we could probably
handle this like—Copy !req
131. call
the fire department.Copy !req
132. Fire department.
That's an awesome idea.Copy !req
133. Fire department,
fire department,
fire department.Copy !req
134. Hey! Good to see you.
How you guys doing?Copy !req
135. Excuse me.Copy !req
136. Hey, fellas, please,
not now, not here.Copy !req
137. You can't do this
right here and now.Copy !req
138. Come on, not here.Copy !req
139. It's my daughter's
wedding, my baby.Copy !req
140. Please! What do you want,
me to get on my knees?Copy !req
141. No, no, sir. No.Copy !req
142. I'll get on my
knees, all right?Copy !req
143. No, sir. Come on.Copy !req
144. Hide me, will you,
for Christ's sakes?Copy !req
145. No. I'm sorry, sir.
Look.Copy !req
146. We don't want to do it.
We don't want to do it.Copy !req
147. Look at you.
He looks like he enjoy—
Youse want some food?Copy !req
148. No. It smells delicious,
but we cannot stay.Copy !req
149. We got to take you.
We got to take you in.Copy !req
150. Come on.
I'm coming with youse.Copy !req
151. Just give me an hour.
What am I asking for?Copy !req
152. An hour here, all right?
Sit down.Copy !req
153. Enjoy yourselves
right here.Copy !req
154. Come on. Let's go.Copy !req
155. Where's this stuff
coming from, Mars?Copy !req
156. You try this meatball?Copy !req
157. Mm, that's, like,
3 different kindsCopy !req
158. Of meat on that thing.Copy !req
159. That little meatball
is different thanCopy !req
160. My meatball.Copy !req
161. Mm, fire it over.Copy !req
162. Here.Copy !req
163. Ohh! Oh, my god.
Huh?Copy !req
164. Mm. Oh, my god.
Wow!Copy !req
165. can I help you?Copy !req
166. Terry, you're not
typing anything, Terry.Copy !req
167. Yeah, I am.
Typing up books.Copy !req
168. All you're doing is
making an annoying soundCopy !req
169. With your fingers
on the keyboard.Copy !req
170. I'm the fastest typer
in the universe.Copy !req
171. Terry, can we
talk for a second?Copy !req
172. You know why
we're here?Copy !req
173. I think you want to sign
up for a cupcake class.Copy !req
174. They have cupcake
classes here?Copy !req
175. Yeah. They do...Copy !req
176. No,
they don't, Terry.Copy !req
177. And then I'm starting
some new ones—KarateCopy !req
178. And genital decorating.Copy !req
179. Listen to me.
What?Copy !req
180. Were you or were you
not pleasuring yourselfCopy !req
181. In the children's
book nook?Copy !req
182. Yes or no?
Did you?Copy !req
183. No. I'm asking you,
yes or no?Copy !req
184. I'm asking you now.
Did you?Copy !req
185. This is not about me.
This is about you.Copy !req
186. Were you or were you
not pleasuring yourselfCopy !req
187. In the children's
book nook?Copy !req
188. Yes or no?Copy !req
189. You say yes or no.
You be honest.Copy !req
190. Yes or no.
No. You say yes or no.Copy !req
191. I just did.
Say yes or no.Copy !req
192. Yes or no.
One or the other.Copy !req
193. One or the other.
One or the other.Copy !req
194. Say yes.
No.Copy !req
195. Agh! Terry, come on.
Let's go for a ride.Copy !req
196. Hold on.
I'm on Facebook.Copy !req
197. Shh!
Shh, shh, shh, shh.Copy !req
198. Send.Copy !req
199. mwah ha ha ha!Copy !req
200. So, we're getting
everything setCopy !req
201. For dinner and a murder,
and guess who is playingCopy !req
202. Our lovely corpse.Copy !req
203. Hey! Boom.Copy !req
204. Ha ha ha!Copy !req
205. Pshoo!Copy !req
206. Trudy Weigel.Copy !req
207. I wanted to get a young
girl from the dramaCopy !req
208. Department at the
university of Nevada,Copy !req
209. Reno, to come play the
corpse, but they passed.Copy !req
210. Here's it.
People come in; nosh,
nosh, nosh; da da da;Copy !req
211. Toast, toast, toast,
"good to see you;" nosh,Copy !req
212. Nosh, nosh; "have
a nice time."Copy !req
213. I will lead them
into the bathroom.Copy !req
214. "Oh, my goodness!Copy !req
215. Penelope has
been found dead"Copy !req
216. I'm so glad that
you could come.Copy !req
217. No, no. You're dead.
You can't.Copy !req
218. There's no way you
could say anything.Copy !req
219. I think we should put
two things in evidence.Copy !req
220. I think this is
a red herring.Copy !req
221. You have this.Copy !req
222. This is gonna be
a red herring.Copy !req
223. You know what that is?
So, obviously—Poom!Copy !req
224. Oh, that's not good
for the murder mystery.Copy !req
225. No. Impossible.
That's a suicide
mystery dinner.Copy !req
226. They stabbed you right
through the middle,
so we're—Copy !req
227. You're gonna stick
a knife in my ribs?Copy !req
228. Yeah. There's, like,
a knife. We'll fake it.Copy !req
229. They'll fake you with
blood and some tapeCopy !req
230. And macaroni and stuff.Copy !req
231. Oh, with macaroni. OK.Copy !req
232. So, we'll cover you
with macaroni and bloodCopy !req
233. And stick a knife
right here.Copy !req
234. OK. Ohh! Aah!Copy !req
235. No, but you
don't say it!Copy !req
236. You don't say anything!
God.Copy !req
237. So, let's say
here's what happened.Copy !req
238. The murderer came in,
macaroni, macaroni,
macaroni...Copy !req
239. Macaroni, macaroni, macaroni,
macaroni, macaroni, macaroni.Copy !req
240. Teeth, teeth,
teeth, teeth.
Take that, bitch.Copy !req
241. Ow, not my teeth.
Not my teeth.Copy !req
242. Then into the face with
the toilet, and thenCopy !req
243. They do it again, again.Copy !req
244. So, she—
Ah, it's drowning.Copy !req
245. Oh, then she drowns.Copy !req
246. It's a misdirection.Copy !req
247. It was always
drowning in the toilet.Copy !req
248. I like it very much.
I do, too,Copy !req
249. And then,
you know what?
What's that?Copy !req
250. I brought this so they
can check and see ifCopy !req
251. I've been raped.Copy !req
252. That would be fun
for the guests.Copy !req
253. I feel like that puts
a really dark turnCopy !req
254. On things,
don't you think?Copy !req
255. I don't have a
lot of parties.Copy !req
256. I just feel like that's
gonna ruin dessert.Copy !req
257. Coco rico.
Coco rico. OK.Copy !req
258. We're back, El
Chupacabra, the coldCopy !req
259. Sucker, KPBA 102.0.
ÿqu㉠pasa, chupi chupi?Copy !req
260. Hola. Estamos listos,
mi gente.Copy !req
261. Yeah. Yo soy listo para
poner my face intoCopy !req
262. Your breasts.Copy !req
263. Ah, Jorge Jenaba,
you are incorrigible.Copy !req
264. Well, we are here today.Copy !req
265. We have the Reno sheriff
department here toCopy !req
266. Talk about...Copy !req
267. Boat safety.Copy !req
268. ¡arriba, arriba, arriba!Copy !req
269. The Reno sheriff
department remind you toCopy !req
270. Register your boat
because it's the law.Copy !req
271. Hey!Copy !req
272. Register boat.
Register boat.Copy !req
273. Ta-Da.Copy !req
274. ÿqu㉠es eso?Copy !req
275. ÿqu㉠estãs?Copy !req
276. What are you doing?Copy !req
277. You come into my
house...
yeah.Copy !req
278. Asi, dressed like a
cartoon of my people.Copy !req
279. Oh.Copy !req
280. It is like you come into
my church and pull downCopy !req
281. Your police pants
and make diarrhea allCopy !req
282. Over Jesucristo.Copy !req
283. I did not mean to
diarrhea on the messiah.Copy !req
284. You apologize to me.Copy !req
285. I apologize.Copy !req
286. You apologize
to Chupi chupi...Copy !req
287. I apologize.Copy !req
288. And then I will say
to you... it's a broma!Copy !req
289. I Ashton Kutchered you!Copy !req
290. Are you kidding me?
Are you kidding me?Copy !req
291. Ha ha! Guaca, guaca,
guaca, guaca...Copy !req
292. Agagaga agagaga!Copy !req
293. Don't make
that noise!
OK.Copy !req
294. Mwah ha ha ha!
Mwah ha ha ha!Copy !req
295. Welcome to dinner
and a murder.Copy !req
296. I'm gonna work on that,
but I think it's pretty scary.Copy !req
297. Oh, lord, massa Jim,
some of the other slavesCopy !req
298. Done went down
by the creek—Copy !req
299. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
300. Time, time, time,
time, time!Copy !req
301. Timeout! Timeout!Copy !req
302. What are you doing?
What?Copy !req
303. What are you doing?Copy !req
304. This is my costume
for the party, huh?Copy !req
305. You're supposed to
be mrs. Haberdash,
my servant.Copy !req
306. Why are you dressed
like miss FrizzyCopy !req
307. From "Roots"?Copy !req
308. Because I thought
this was what I wasCopy !req
309. Supposed to wear.Copy !req
310. Please don't do that.
Please don't do that.
Please don't do that.Copy !req
311. I's gonna go get the
door for you, massa.Copy !req
312. Everybody is gonna
think it was my
idea. Ah, crap.Copy !req
313. Massa Jim, I would
like to present massa
Leslie Frost.Copy !req
314. Do you love it?
Do you love it?Copy !req
315. It is so cute.
Wasn't my idea.Copy !req
316. She's supposed to
be mrs. Haberdash,Copy !req
317. My faithful servant.Copy !req
318. Period detail.
I love it.Copy !req
319. Don't you wish you
were alive then?Copy !req
320. Oh, I know. In.
Come he.Copy !req
321. I love it.
Somebody has still got—Copy !req
322. Feel these hands
and the shoulders.Copy !req
323. Oh, my god,
feel these lats.Copy !req
324. Feel these lats on
this guy, these lats
and traps.Copy !req
325. Are you working
lats and traps?Copy !req
326. Absolutely.Copy !req
327. Who went lats
and traps on me?Copy !req
328. Look at you, you
handsome devil.Copy !req
329. Thank you. Thank you.Copy !req
330. If anybody wants to rape
me down in the slaveCopy !req
331. Quarters, just
let me know.Copy !req
332. Oh, I love it.
OK.Copy !req
333. Nobody is gonna
rape you down inCopy !req
334. The slave quarters.Copy !req
335. I's better get the door,
huh, massa Jim?Copy !req
336. Oh, my goodness
gracious.Copy !req
337. Not my idea!Copy !req
338. I's would like
to introduce mrs.
Debbie Dangle.Copy !req
339. Hello, Deb.
Look at diva.Copy !req
340. And may I present my
fiance—Gary Werner.Copy !req
341. Coming, my love!Copy !req
342. Hello.Copy !req
343. Mwah, mwah, mwah.Copy !req
344. Can't keep our hands
off each other.Copy !req
345. Oh, hello, strangers.Copy !req
346. Number one, number two,
number always forever
and more.Copy !req
347. Third time
is the charm.Copy !req
348. Ha ha!
Isn't it, though?Copy !req
349. May I offer you
a glass of white?Copy !req
350. Oh, yes.
Sure.Copy !req
351. Mrs. Haberdash?Copy !req
352. Oh. Yes,
massa Jim.Copy !req
353. Let me gets
that for you.Copy !req
354. How campy.
I love it.Copy !req
355. OK, OK.
We all love it.
We all love it.Copy !req
356. Get me a white
wine, slave.Copy !req
357. Ha ha! I love it.Copy !req
358. Get her a wine, or we'll
take a switch to you.Copy !req
359. I'll take a switch
to your hide.Copy !req
360. I brought a switch.Copy !req
361. OK. That was too much.
We crossed a line.Copy !req
362. We crossed a line
with the one.Copy !req
363. That was too much.Copy !req
364. No one is gonna
switch you.Copy !req
365. No one is
switching your hide.Copy !req
366. This is what we do.
We check nose, OK?Copy !req
367. That's nice.
Wow.Copy !req
368. Check the legs,
density of the grape.Copy !req
369. That's nice, huh?Copy !req
370. Huh.Copy !req
371. Now we taste it.Copy !req
372. Ah, that's good.Copy !req
373. Wow, that's a
good Merlot. Wow.Copy !req
374. Youse done?
How was it, eh?Copy !req
375. It was great, right?Copy !req
376. Absolutely delicious,
sir, but—I'm sorry—
We got to go.Copy !req
377. One other thing.
All right.Copy !req
378. I'm coming.
I'm coming.Copy !req
379. I got to dance
"daddy's little girl"Copy !req
380. With my daughter.Copy !req
381. I got to do that.Copy !req
382. We can lose our job
already just for cuttingCopy !req
383. You this much slack.Copy !req
384. We got to go.
We got to go.Copy !req
385. I'll tell you what.
Say hello to my niece.Copy !req
386. Apollonia, vene
qua, over here.Copy !req
387. No. We don't want to meet
your little niece.Copy !req
388. I'm sure
she's adorable.Copy !req
389. Come here.
That's my niece.Copy !req
390. Wow, no. We can't.
We got to—Copy !req
391. We got to go.
We got to go. No.Copy !req
392. Sit down. Sit,
take a seat.Copy !req
393. 10 minutes.Copy !req
394. 10 minutes,
one song.Copy !req
395. Cin cin.
Hey, ching ching.Copy !req
396. Ching ching.
Ha ha ha!Copy !req
397. Ohh!Copy !req
398. Ahh!Copy !req
399. So, what's it
like in Italy?Copy !req
400. I have no idea.
I'm from Long Island.Copy !req
401. Oh, yeah, but I heard
that that's reallyCopy !req
402. Nice, though.Copy !req
403. Supposed to be beautiful.
Supposed to be beautiful.Copy !req
404. welcome to Fontleby manor.Copy !req
405. I am lord Chance
Fontleby, fifth heirCopy !req
406. Of Fontleby manor here
on the misty moorsCopy !req
407. Of Scotland...Copy !req
408. Ooh!
Ooh!
Ooh!Copy !req
409. Aka the Reno historical
society, which we mustCopy !req
410. Be out of by 11 PM,
and that's a hard out.Copy !req
411. For real, we have to be out
by 11:00, really, no joke.Copy !req
412. That's good.
We want to get home
and get busy, anyway.Copy !req
413. We're trying
to make a baby.Copy !req
414. God bless.Copy !req
415. And I don't know
nothin' 'bout birthin'Copy !req
416. No babies.Copy !req
417. Oh!Copy !req
418. No, you don't.
No, you don't.Copy !req
419. Dance for us.Copy !req
420. Dance, minstrel,
dance.Copy !req
421. You know what, bitch?
I'm his slave, not yours.Copy !req
422. Are you gonna cut me?
Yes. I am.Copy !req
423. Goddamn it!Copy !req
424. Gary—
Gary!Copy !req
425. Look. I'm sorry about
all the slave stuff.Copy !req
426. Remember that
Applebee's coupon I wasCopy !req
427. Gonna give you?
Mm-Hmm.Copy !req
428. We're gonna go
75 on that, OK?Copy !req
429. That sound good?Copy !req
430. That's fine.
OK. Cool.Copy !req
431. Come on, grandpa.Copy !req
432. I'm going out tonight,
and I can't affordCopy !req
433. Regular drugs because
of the sluggish economy.Copy !req
434. I need these
prescription drugsCopy !req
435. For my heart.Copy !req
436. Aw, fuck you,
grandpa.Copy !req
437. Give me the drugs!Copy !req
438. Uh!
Uhh...Copy !req
439. We've all seen
this scenario play outCopy !req
440. Too many times,
senior abuse, and allCopy !req
441. For a quick high.Copy !req
442. That's right.Copy !req
443. In Washoe county,
there were over 5,000Copy !req
444. Cases of senior
abuse last year.Copy !req
445. Yes, over 5,000 cases—
Senior citizens beatenCopy !req
446. Stabbed, raped, and
bludgeoned for theirCopy !req
447. Prescription
medications, and mostCopy !req
448. Of the drugs they have
won't even get you high.Copy !req
449. The drugs they're
taking are to keep theirCopy !req
450. Arteries functioning
and so they can pee.Copy !req
451. They're not good for
recreational use,Copy !req
452. So let's make senior
abuse just like grandpa—Copy !req
453. A thing of the past.Copy !req
454. This has been a
message from the Reno
sheriff's department.Copy !req
455. All right, guys.
Let's go.Copy !req
456. Just do it quietly,
not in frontCopy !req
457. Of everybody, all right?Copy !req
458. Go ahead. Go ahead.Copy !req
459. You know what?Copy !req
460. Not today.Copy !req
461. You kept your word.Copy !req
462. You came back to us,
and we shouldCopy !req
463. Reward that.Copy !req
464. We're not gonna arrest
you on this, the blessedCopy !req
465. Day of your daughter's
wedding.Copy !req
466. Enjoy your
grandchildren.Copy !req
467. Are you kidding?Copy !req
468. Oh, wow.Copy !req
469. Just stay out of
trouble, and weCopy !req
470. Never saw you.Copy !req
471. We never saw you.Copy !req
472. And say good-bye to
your lovely nieceCopy !req
473. For me, please.Copy !req
474. Oh, no, see?
No. OK.Copy !req
475. It's all right.
It's all right.Copy !req
476. You big guy.
Thank you.Copy !req
477. All right.Copy !req
478. Oh, no.
Look at this.Copy !req
479. You feed the whole
precinct, huh?Copy !req
480. Ha ha!Copy !req
481. I didn't think it
was gonna work.Copy !req
482. What did I
tell you, man?Copy !req
483. Italian weddings.Copy !req
484. You just go.
You stand in the back.Copy !req
485. Pretty soon, some
guys comes up, "hey, ICopy !req
486. Didn't do it.Copy !req
487. Please, if I could eat—Copy !req
488. Have a chair.
Beautiful.Copy !req
489. I'm gonna be eating
this for 3 days.Copy !req
490. Works every time.
Works every time.Copy !req
491. And drink.Copy !req
492. No.Copy !req
493. Why don't we—Copy !req
494. We'll do this
5 times really
fast.Copy !req
495. We'll do that
and then—Boo!Copy !req
496. Nothing?
No.Copy !req
497. Hup! Hup!Copy !req
498. Let's double
this up.
OK.Copy !req
499. Hup!Copy !req
500. Hup!Copy !req
501. Hup!Copy !req
502. Up. Form. Get your
form up. Boom.Copy !req
503. There. Up. There. Boom.Copy !req
504. "Nutcracker,"
"nutcracker,"Copy !req
505. "Swan lake," and...Copy !req
506. Come on.Copy !req
507. Come on.Copy !req
508. Mm, mm!Copy !req
509. Rgh!Copy !req
510. Come on!Copy !req
511. That was so close.Copy !req
512. I feel like
we're right there.Copy !req
513. I feel like I'm
right there.Copy !req
514. Hup, hup.Copy !req
515. Arms up there,
arms up there.Copy !req
516. Hup, hup, hup.Copy !req
517. Hup.Copy !req
518. Oh.Copy !req
519. All right.
All right.Copy !req
520. Who's the lucky
bachelor?Copy !req
521. OK. 4 more to go.Copy !req
522. well, since we short on
time, massa, maybe weCopy !req
523. Better get to
fixing to leave.Copy !req
524. I don't want to
wait anymore.Copy !req
525. I'm not waiting for
any more latecomers.Copy !req
526. Let's just do it.Copy !req
527. First, let us have
a little toast,Copy !req
528. And I'll pick a
murderer, OK?Copy !req
529. Everybody good?Copy !req
530. Yeah.
I don't remember
where I left—Copy !req
531. No. I think this is
definitely yours.Copy !req
532. Oh, OK.
All right.Copy !req
533. That one is yours.
All right.Copy !req
534. Let us toast to
our wonderful onceCopy !req
535. And future wife.Copy !req
536. And to our
future child.Copy !req
537. And to...
Cabo...
San Lucas.Copy !req
538. Sammy Hagar,
and... to murder.Copy !req
539. To murder.Copy !req
540. Ah, very good.Copy !req
541. You wouldn't believe
it's 3 bucks a bottle.Copy !req
542. That is local.Copy !req
543. $3.00 for a huge—Copy !req
544. You don't taste it.Copy !req
545. Deb?
It's earthy,
isn't it?Copy !req
546. Deb? Deb?Copy !req
547. What's going on?Copy !req
548. She's dead.Copy !req
549. Yay!Copy !req
550. It's fun!
Fabulous.Copy !req
551. No, no.Copy !req
552. No.Copy !req
553. Everyone... she's
really dead.Copy !req
554. You're
overemoting now.Copy !req
555. Feel her!
She's dead, goddamn it!
She's dead!Copy !req
556. Oh, my god, she's
colder than normal.Copy !req
557. She's dead.
Aah!Copy !req
558. Aah! Aah!Copy !req
559. Oh, my god!Copy !req
560. Don't move,
don't touch her.
Don't touch anything.Copy !req
561. Jim,
what the fuck?Copy !req
562. When are we gonna get
to the murder part?Copy !req
563. I've been laying on
the bathroom floor
for 3 hours.Copy !req
564. Captioning made possible by
MTV networksCopy !req
565. 1, 2, 3, go!Copy !req
566. Wow!
Make her dance.
Make her dance.Copy !req
567. Like a marionette.
OK.Copy !req
568. Shock her!Copy !req
569. Shock her!Copy !req
570. Fire department!
Fire department!Copy !req
571. Fire department!
Fire department!
Fire department!Copy !req
572. This lady was out.Copy !req
573. She, uh—Copy !req
574. How's it going,
fellas?Copy !req
575. Hey, guys.
Hey, guys.Copy !req
576. We did this again.Copy !req
577. It happened
again.Copy !req