1. Pull over,
and exit your vehicleCopy !req
2. With your hands in the air!Copy !req
3. Pull over, and—
Oh, son of a bitch.Copy !req
4. He's ditching!
He's ditching!Copy !req
5. Freeze, motherfucker!
Goddamn it! I lost him!Copy !req
6. Talk to me!
Talk to me, people.Copy !req
7. You have a 20 on him?Copy !req
8. he's in the back
of the house.Copy !req
9. He's running through
the backyard.Copy !req
10. OK, lieutenant,
turn right. Turn right.Copy !req
11. This way?
That—That way?Copy !req
12. Stage—My left or my right?Copy !req
13. Your right.Copy !req
14. Stage right!Copy !req
15. Suspect is entering
the property...Copy !req
16. Talk to me!
Come on, motherfuckers!Copy !req
17. You're the one with
the fucking view, dumb ass!Copy !req
18. You got him. Go!Copy !req
19. This way? Right here?Copy !req
20. He's right on
the other side
of that door.Copy !req
21. Go, go, go!Copy !req
22. Yes or no?
Yes or no, dumb ass?Copy !req
23. Yes, lieutenant.Copy !req
24. Gaah!Copy !req
25. Yeah, who's the fucking
dumb ass now?Copy !req
26. Son of a bitch.
Goddamn it!Copy !req
27. Come on.Copy !req
28. They all have guns!Copy !req
29. Whoo hoo!Copy !req
30. Ow!Copy !req
31. Push them together?Copy !req
32. Sheriffs department!
Off your bike.Copy !req
33. Oh! God!Copy !req
34. Aah!Copy !req
35. Captioning made possible by
MTV networksCopy !req
36. good morning, gang.Copy !req
37. Oh. Hey, the—The people
who make our new ammunition...Copy !req
38. Um... it's coming in from China.Copy !req
39. So basically, they've said,
be patient with it.Copy !req
40. If it don't go,
you just shake it
out of the gun.Copy !req
41. Shake it. Shake it.
Shake it.Copy !req
42. Shake it out of the gun,
it'll fall out.Copy !req
43. I don't why this would
ever come up,Copy !req
44. But they also said,
never, ever, everCopy !req
45. Put our new ammunition
in your mouth.Copy !req
46. Ever.Copy !req
47. Trudy?
My bad.Copy !req
48. Um... as you know,
they're removing
all the asbestosCopy !req
49. Out of the station,Copy !req
50. Which apparently made up
80% to 85% of the
infrastructure.Copy !req
51. I actually heard
the cafeteria trays
were made of asbestos.Copy !req
52. The trays were also
made of asbestos.Copy !req
53. Um, they said,
within the next 5, 6 days,Copy !req
54. It'll all be removed,Copy !req
55. Uh, we can go back
to the station,Copy !req
56. And meanwhile,
we'll be operating out of, uh...Copy !req
57. Captain Crabby's
shrimp wharf here.Copy !req
58. Everybody get
their settlement check?Copy !req
59. 71 bucks.Copy !req
60. Whoo!
Yeah.Copy !req
61. Not bad, huh?
Not bad.Copy !req
62. The, uh—The new rape kits
are in metric.Copy !req
63. That's why we can't
figure them out.Copy !req
64. Oh no.Copy !req
65. They are in metric,
so here's the thing—Copy !req
66. What's in a rape kit?
Like, a gag
and chloroform?Copy !req
67. Hey, Bernie.
Thanks.Copy !req
68. I just don't mean
to interrupt.Copy !req
69. Mmm.Copy !req
70. We really appreciate
you guys being here.
Sure.Copy !req
71. If you could just
cut out the foul language.Copy !req
72. The language.
Sure, sure, sure,
absolutely.Copy !req
73. And hey,
and it's Bernie?Copy !req
74. Mm-Hmm, Bernie, yeah.Copy !req
75. Um... did we establish
that we are all
on separate checks?Copy !req
76. Yeah, separate checks.Copy !req
77. Separate checks.
Great. Awesome.Copy !req
78. Thanks a lot.
Thanks, Bernie.
Mm-Hmm.Copy !req
79. oh, come on.
Come on, man.Copy !req
80. Don't make a difference
for me. I'm free.Copy !req
81. What—What did you
get there, Jack?Copy !req
82. This is
the "bet you can't."Copy !req
83. This is the first
of 5 plates.Copy !req
84. If you can eat 7 pounds
of fried seafood,
it's free.Copy !req
85. Hey, Jim,
smell my fingers.
It smells like vag.Copy !req
86. It's just crab.Copy !req
87. It smells exactly
like vag.Copy !req
88. Smells like
crab vag.Copy !req
89. We are on, uh,
special assignmentCopy !req
90. For the state's attorney's
office,Copy !req
91. Uh, picking up convicted
serial murderer
Calvin Robin Tomlinson.Copy !req
92. Uh, I guess he cut
some kind of dealCopy !req
93. With the state's
attorney's office.Copy !req
94. Uh, if he shows us
where the body of
his last victim is buried.Copy !req
95. I guess he gets
a reduced sentence.Copy !req
96. prisoners walking!Copy !req
97. I don't think
that's right,Copy !req
98. I don't, either,
but...Copy !req
99. We want to help
the family bury
their loved one.Copy !req
100. So what are
you gonna do?Copy !req
101. Keep both eyes
on this psychopath
at all times, all right?Copy !req
102. He's slippery.
I certainly will.Copy !req
103. I'm literally slippery.Copy !req
104. Don't try to
humor me, sir.Copy !req
105. Don't engage me.Copy !req
106. Don't humor me, and
don't engage me, sir.Copy !req
107. OK!
Ready to go?Copy !req
108. Shotgun!
Heh heh heh!Copy !req
109. Yes.Copy !req
110. Shotgun, seriously.Copy !req
111. I would like to ride
in the front seat.Copy !req
112. No.
Please?Copy !req
113. No, sir. You will
not ride shotgun
in the vehicle.Copy !req
114. Take me back.Copy !req
115. No. No, no, no,
no, no, no,
no, no, no.Copy !req
116. Mr. Tomlinson? OK.Copy !req
117. If you ride
in the front,Copy !req
118. Will you show us
where the body is,Copy !req
119. Very quickly,
please?Copy !req
120. Yes, I will.Copy !req
121. Fine. You can
ride shotgun.Copy !req
122. Thank you, mustache.Copy !req
123. Don't call me
mustache.Copy !req
124. Freeze!
Sheriff's department!Copy !req
125. Sir,
don't make me do this!Copy !req
126. Freeze! Freeze!Copy !req
127. Sir!Copy !req
128. Damn it! Damn it!Copy !req
129. He's jacking
that car!Copy !req
130. Don't do that!Copy !req
131. Don't—Goddamn it.Copy !req
132. Hey! Whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa!Copy !req
133. Whoa!
Sheriff's department!Copy !req
134. We need this van!Copy !req
135. We have to commandeer
your vehicle!Copy !req
136. We have to commandeer
this vehicle!Copy !req
137. Need you to follow
that car!Copy !req
138. this is exciting.Copy !req
139. Pull over!
Sheriff's department!Copy !req
140. Well, it looks like
we've been commandeeredCopy !req
141. By the Reno
sheriff's department.Copy !req
142. Isn't this exciting?
Oh!Copy !req
143. Deputy Rizzo.Copy !req
144. Oh! This is exciting.
He knows Japanese.Copy !req
145. We are a very
multicultural city.Copy !req
146. On the left,
you'll see our
bowling hall of fame. Yes!Copy !req
147. I bowled a perfect
game one time.Copy !req
148. That's exciting!Copy !req
149. Right here on the rightCopy !req
150. Is where they used to
hold divorces.Copy !req
151. Before 1950, this was
the only place you could
really get a divorce.Copy !req
152. Right here,
this is the mayor's house.Copy !req
153. Mayor Hernandez—Copy !req
154. He was not indicted
on those charges,Copy !req
155. Contrary to popular belief.Copy !req
156. Oh, god!Copy !req
157. If you look—Copy !req
158. Yeah. Uh-Huh.Copy !req
159. How's everybody
doing?Copy !req
160. That was fun, huh?Copy !req
161. Yeah!
Thank you.Copy !req
162. Mr. Tomlinson?Copy !req
163. The sky is
so beautifully...Copy !req
164. This is not
a sightseeing trip.Copy !req
165. This is not
a sightseeing trip.Copy !req
166. This is not a trip
to Legoland.Copy !req
167. We are not going to
Legoland today.Copy !req
168. Do you
understand me?Copy !req
169. Do you
understand me?Copy !req
170. Yes. I understand
what you're saying.Copy !req
171. Are you listening
to me?Copy !req
172. What does that mean,
two fingers...Copy !req
173. I mean,
look at my eyes.Copy !req
174. Is that listening
or looking?Copy !req
175. Because you—
You're talking listening,Copy !req
176. And then you're
pointing at your eyes.Copy !req
177. Listen and look
at me!Copy !req
178. Your only job
today...Copy !req
179. Yes!Copy !req
180. Is to take you
to the body.Copy !req
181. Take me to the body.Copy !req
182. I completely understand.Copy !req
183. North, south,
east, west—Copy !req
184. Where am I going?Copy !req
185. OK. One quick pit stop.Copy !req
186. I need a delicious
frozen slushy
fountain beverage,Copy !req
187. And then we'll go
straight to the body.Copy !req
188. Oh, hell, no.
No.Copy !req
189. One quick stop,
7 minutes.Copy !req
190. Hell and no.
I agree with
Williams on this.Copy !req
191. Hell and no.Copy !req
192. Take me back to jail
immediately.Copy !req
193. I'm already riding
in the back.Copy !req
194. Take me back to jail!Copy !req
195. If... I buy you
a fountain slushy,Copy !req
196. You will show us
where the body is,
correct?Copy !req
197. I'm finding it
difficult to concentrate.Copy !req
198. Because of the weapon?Copy !req
199. No, because your hand,
it's touching my shoulder.Copy !req
200. $115,000 damage
to automobiles.Copy !req
201. That's right.Copy !req
202. Ran over stop signs.
Sure did.Copy !req
203. Broke a storefront
window.
Yep.Copy !req
204. 3 Japanese tourists
have whiplash,Copy !req
205. And we're getting sued
by the tour company.Copy !req
206. It's a goddamn team.
Work like a team member.Copy !req
207. I got the mayor
breathing
down my throat.Copy !req
208. I got the commissioner
asking me to take
your badge.Copy !req
209. Oh, fuck the mayor.
Fuck the commissioner.Copy !req
210. No, you know what?
Fuck you, Rizzo!Copy !req
211. Fuck you!
Fuck fuck you!Copy !req
212. Guys. Guys.Copy !req
213. Keep it down?Copy !req
214. Fuck me?
No, fuck you,
Rizzo.Copy !req
215. Fuck you.Copy !req
216. I've been on the street.
I know what it's like.Copy !req
217. But you play
within the rules.Copy !req
218. You bend them,
but you don't
break them.Copy !req
219. You're breaking
the goddamn rules.Copy !req
220. You're breaking my ass,
and I'm sick of it.Copy !req
221. I want your badge,Copy !req
222. And I want
your goddamn gun,
you understand?Copy !req
223. OK! I'll give you
my glasses, too!
And my badge.Copy !req
224. Guys?Copy !req
225. Gonna have to ask you
to leave.Copy !req
226. OK.
Man, I'm sorry.Copy !req
227. Well, just—Where
we are usually,
we can be loud.Copy !req
228. So it's—It's hard
to get used to
accommodating—Copy !req
229. Um, could I get that
to go?Copy !req
230. Of course, yes.
Of course.Copy !req
231. One false move,
I swear...Copy !req
232. You swear what?Copy !req
233. One false move,
Calvin, and I swear...Copy !req
234. OK. Take me back, because
maybe I would likeCopy !req
235. To make a false move
now and again.Copy !req
236. Enjoy your root beer
float!Copy !req
237. Can I make
a false move?Copy !req
238. Enjoy the float!
Enjoy the float.Copy !req
239. Here I go.
Nope.Copy !req
240. That was a false move,
and you were fine, OK?Copy !req
241. We're fine, and you will
get to see the body.Copy !req
242. We are fine.Copy !req
243. Lift it for me.Copy !req
244. Feed me.Copy !req
245. Bring it closer.
Angle it.Copy !req
246. 40 degrees.
Too much.Copy !req
247. Calvin...Copy !req
248. This is—
This is stupid.Copy !req
249. Don't deep-throat
the straw.Copy !req
250. Don't you deep-throat—Copy !req
251. Is he deep-throating
the straw?Copy !req
252. He is.Copy !req
253. It's the only way
I know how to drink.Copy !req
254. It's not the only way
you know how to drink.Copy !req
255. Do you have to
use the potty?Copy !req
256. Yes.Copy !req
257. You do?Copy !req
258. Nnn... not anymore.Copy !req
259. Did you tinkle yourself?Copy !req
260. A little bit.Copy !req
261. Yeah, we're not allowed
back in the stationCopy !req
262. For at least,
I think, ooh,Copy !req
263. What is it, like, 6 daysCopy !req
264. While they remove
all of the asbestosCopy !req
265. That apparently made up
all the flooring tiles,
all of the ceiling tiles.Copy !req
266. All of the insulation
in the walls also
was made of asbestos,Copy !req
267. Which I—Yeah.Copy !req
268. And for two months
after they found
the asbestos,Copy !req
269. They gave us
little masks...
mm-Hmm.Copy !req
270. Made of fucking
asbestos.Copy !req
271. We found that out later,
that's what they
were made out of.Copy !req
272. So now that
we're all good,Copy !req
273. Does anything
around here
look familiar?Copy !req
274. Are we gonna watch
"Cold Mountain"Copy !req
275. At your house
or at your house?Copy !req
276. What?Copy !req
277. Please?Copy !req
278. Seriously?
You want to watch
"Cold Mountain" first?Copy !req
279. With the director's
commentary.Copy !req
280. After we watch
"Cold Mountain"
on VHS in my home...Copy !req
281. Mm-Hmm.Copy !req
282. You will show us
where the body is.Copy !req
283. And you need to let me
deep-throat your pinky.Copy !req
284. No, sir.Copy !req
285. Deal's off.Copy !req
286. Do it. Do it.Copy !req
287. aww.Copy !req
288. No. No. Please?Copy !req
289. OK. Enough!Copy !req
290. Now we're gonna
watch "Cold Mountain,"Copy !req
291. And then we go
to the body, OK?Copy !req
292. Hit it.Copy !req
293. Oh! Well...Copy !req
294. It's better
than I remember.Copy !req
295. It was long.Copy !req
296. But it's a beautiful
movie.Copy !req
297. It really is.Copy !req
298. It is beautiful,
and she—
Renee Zellweger...Copy !req
299. I've written her
so many letters,Copy !req
300. And I haven't
heard back from her.Copy !req
301. Just a reminder that Friday
is class picture day.Copy !req
302. So if you can't
actually order pictures,Copy !req
303. Please come and have
your picture taken, anyway,Copy !req
304. So that we knew you existed.Copy !req
305. Um, so let's now welcome
officer Declan
and deputy Junior.Copy !req
306. Uh,
before we get started,Copy !req
307. It's actually
sergeant Declan.Copy !req
308. I worked, uh,
pretty hard for that,
and, uh...Copy !req
309. It's just like
the same way
if someone's a doctor—Copy !req
310. You call him doctor,
not mister.Copy !req
311. Oh. I'm very sorry
about that.Copy !req
312. Look. You can go ahead
and do it again, quick.Copy !req
313. Let's please welcome
sergeant Declan...Copy !req
314. To the floor.Copy !req
315. We'd like to
introduce you to
another deputy we have:Copy !req
316. Ms. Ladybug!Copy !req
317. Everybody say,
"good morning,
ms. Ladybug."Copy !req
318. Who here likes
to be tickled?Copy !req
319. I know I do. Yeah.Copy !req
320. And who here is
under 15 years old?Copy !req
321. See? So is ms. Ladybug.Copy !req
322. That means that
in the state of Nevada,Copy !req
323. There are places
where you can tickle
ms. Ladybug...Copy !req
324. Like right there.Copy !req
325. That tickles!Copy !req
326. And then
there are placesCopy !req
327. Where you are not
supposed to tickle
ms. Ladybug.Copy !req
328. Rape!Copy !req
329. See? So,
when ms. Ladybug asks,Copy !req
330. You can tickle
ms. Lady—
Rape!Copy !req
331. Oh, come on.Copy !req
332. Rape!
Come on.Copy !req
333. You saw where
I touched her.
You saw—That—Copy !req
334. You saw where
I touched her.Copy !req
335. Touched her
in the head.Copy !req
336. All right. Sorry.
Sorry, kids.Copy !req
337. I'll hold
her down.
Rape!Copy !req
338. Shut up. Shut up.
Shut up. Shut up.Copy !req
339. rape.Copy !req
340. Shut up. Shut up.Copy !req
341. rape.Copy !req
342. Any question, kids?Copy !req
343. Well... heh.Copy !req
344. Remind me to
never get raped.Copy !req
345. How's it going?Copy !req
346. Hi!Copy !req
347. We saw your ad,
terry.Copy !req
348. What? Which—Um...
I don't—Copy !req
349. The one that you put in
where it says thatCopy !req
350. You're giving out
blow jobsCopy !req
351. Under the bleachers
at the little league field.Copy !req
352. And ask for terry.Copy !req
353. Yeah.Copy !req
354. That one.Copy !req
355. Yeah.Copy !req
356. I don't think that
that was me.Copy !req
357. It was—How did they—Copy !req
358. How did they spell
"terry"?Copy !req
359. With a capital "t"...Copy !req
360. OK.Copy !req
361. "E."
"E.
Right.Copy !req
362. "R.
Right.Copy !req
363. "R."
"R."Copy !req
364. Right.Copy !req
365. "Y."Copy !req
366. See? Here's the thing.Copy !req
367. I have... 4 "r's
in my name now. So...Copy !req
368. Oh, really?Copy !req
369. Yeah, so it's
a different terry.Copy !req
370. I'm just here
watching America's pastime.Copy !req
371. Hit it!Copy !req
372. Damn it, we're losing now!Copy !req
373. You know else
is losing?Copy !req
374. Iraq?Copy !req
375. OK. One quick
pilates lesson,Copy !req
376. Then you will show us,
yes, Calvin?Copy !req
377. Yes!Copy !req
378. Fine. 6. 7. 8.Copy !req
379. And we're breathing.Copy !req
380. Are you breathing
from your core
as you do it.Copy !req
381. Did you fart?Copy !req
382. Sorry.Copy !req
383. Screw you, grandpa!Copy !req
384. If you're supposed
to be the greatest
generation,Copy !req
385. How come you smell
like Jell-O and pee?Copy !req
386. Now, give me your
social security checksCopy !req
387. So that I can buy alcohol,
play the lottery with it.Copy !req
388. I need that money
for medicine.Copy !req
389. Fuck you, grandpa!Copy !req
390. Give me the fucking
money, grandpa!Copy !req
391. I'm gonna abuse
the hell out of you
till you do!Copy !req
392. I'll kill you dead!Copy !req
393. It's a scene that's
all too familiar:Copy !req
394. Senior abuse.Copy !req
395. Every single day,Copy !req
396. Hundreds of senior citizens
are abusedCopy !req
397. In Washoe county.Copy !req
398. They're shaken, stabbed,
punched, shot,Copy !req
399. Strangled, and recently,Copy !req
400. One was tied to
the bumper of a vanCopy !req
401. And dragged on a gravel road—Copy !req
402. All for their social security
checks.Copy !req
403. Senior abuse is a serious crime,Copy !req
404. And these social security checks
aren't even for that much money.Copy !req
405. This is one crime
that is not worth the time.Copy !req
406. This has been a message from
the Reno sheriff's department.Copy !req
407. I—I was surprised
when he chose to do
the remake of "Alfie."Copy !req
408. I thought that
was pretty weird...Copy !req
409. He's brilliant
in everything he does.Copy !req
410. You think so, really?Copy !req
411. I love Jude Law
so much.Copy !req
412. I just feel like
he's—Copy !req
413. But in "Cold Mountain,"
and he needs to
make his way backCopy !req
414. Through the civil war...
yeah.Copy !req
415. I love our friendship.Copy !req
416. We're not really
friends, Calvin.Copy !req
417. I would like
to be friends.Copy !req
418. Hey, are you just about
done over there,Copy !req
419. Or what's going on?Copy !req
420. Oh, I finished
45 minutes ago.Copy !req
421. Oh, for fucks sake,
Calvin.Copy !req
422. I need a little wipe,
though.Copy !req
423. All right,
you damn convict!Copy !req
424. Don't try
any funny stuff!Copy !req
425. No one's ever broken
out of that cellCopy !req
426. And gotten away
with it alive!Copy !req
427. Strawberry
shortcake.Copy !req
428. Shh. Shh.Copy !req
429. He thinks
he's in a jail cell.Copy !req
430. But we didn't have
enough room todayCopy !req
431. Because they're clearing out
for asbestos.Copy !req
432. It's a whole—
It's a whole long story.Copy !req
433. Hi, Trude.Copy !req
434. How do you spell—
Is it "prepetrate"
or "perpetrate"?Copy !req
435. he's a convict.Copy !req
436. He thinks he's
in a jail cell.Copy !req
437. Ohh.Copy !req
438. Keep it down
in there, convict!Copy !req
439. Keep it down
in there, rodent!Copy !req
440. I don't want to have
to tell you again,Copy !req
441. Or I'll come in there
and toss your salad for you.Copy !req
442. Opening up cell block
number 4, boss!Copy !req
443. Open up 4!Copy !req
444. What are you guys
doing?Copy !req
445. He thinks
he's in jail.Copy !req
446. Oh, OK.Copy !req
447. Keep it down
in there, convict!Copy !req
448. Keep it down!Copy !req
449. Oh, god! Oh, god!
Down here! Down here!Copy !req
450. My cellmate
done hung himself!Copy !req
451. He done hung
himself!Copy !req
452. Keep it down
in there, convict!Copy !req
453. Keep it down. We ain't
falling for that one again.Copy !req
454. this is the worst
birthday partyCopy !req
455. I ever been to.Copy !req
456. Lordy, lordy!Copy !req
457. look, woman.Copy !req
458. I'm tired of your nagging
and your nattering.Copy !req
459. If you don't
leave me alone,Copy !req
460. There's gonna be
hell to pay!Copy !req
461. Hell,
I tell you!Copy !req
462. Why don't you just
go on back,
do your work nowCopy !req
463. And leave me and my boy
to our own?Copy !req
464. We can survive
on our own out there.Copy !req
465. I say we could.Copy !req
466. We're keeping an
entire negro family?Copy !req
467. Goddamn it, Calvin.Copy !req
468. All day!Copy !req
469. Goddamn it, man.Copy !req
470. We were supposed to
have you back 7 hours ago.Copy !req
471. You'd better be
right about this.Copy !req
472. We'd better find
a damn body out here.Copy !req
473. Oh, I'll be right.Copy !req
474. You damn well
better be right.Copy !req
475. I'm pretty sure...Copy !req
476. I don't think
that's good to eat.Copy !req
477. That can't be
good to eat.Copy !req
478. That can't be safe.
What are you doing?Copy !req
479. We're close.
We're close.Copy !req
480. 1, 2, 3.Copy !req
481. 10 paces.Copy !req
482. 1, 2, 3.Copy !req
483. 2. 3.Copy !req
484. He's fucking with us.Copy !req
485. Right here...Copy !req
486. Right here.Copy !req
487. Is not the spot.Copy !req
488. Goddamn it!Copy !req
489. I don't need to know
what is not the spot,
Calvin.Copy !req
490. 3, 2, 1.Copy !req
491. Up. Power line.Copy !req
492. Where's the moon?Copy !req
493. I remember the moon
shining,Copy !req
494. Glistening on
his rotting skin.Copy !req
495. OK.Copy !req
496. I can still smell...Copy !req
497. OK. Think hard.
Think back.Copy !req
498. The bile.Copy !req
499. Think back.Copy !req
500. The hole...
OK.Copy !req
501. The digging.Copy !req
502. The digging
is...Copy !req
503. The sweat.Copy !req
504. We're on it.
This is it right here.Copy !req
505. Oh!
Yeah.Copy !req
506. Wow. Right here?Copy !req
507. Can I borrow
your cell phone?Copy !req
508. Don't have mine
with me.Copy !req
509. Who would you call,
anyway, Calvin?Copy !req
510. 1-800-Dark-Twat.Copy !req
511. Well, I got
a health compensation checkCopy !req
512. From the sheriff's
department for $71Copy !req
513. For working in
a asbestos-filled station.Copy !req
514. And then I spent $87
on seafood this weekCopy !req
515. At captain Crabby's
shrimp wharf.Copy !req
516. So the way I look at it,
that's, like, 90% off.Copy !req
517. Love it. Cha-ching.Copy !req
518. Calvin?Copy !req
519. I'm gonna ask you
one last time,Copy !req
520. Are you full of
shit?Copy !req
521. There is nothing
here, man.Copy !req
522. There is fucking
nothing here.Copy !req
523. I might have been off.Copy !req
524. You might
have been off?Copy !req
525. I swear to fucking
god,Copy !req
526. If you're off,
I will fucking
kick—Oh, fuck.Copy !req
527. That's it.
That's it.Copy !req
528. Is that it?
Whoops.
That's it.Copy !req
529. You found it.
That's it!Copy !req
530. Goddamn it.
It was right there.Copy !req
531. How long has he
been down there?Copy !req
532. We got him, though.Copy !req
533. Uh, 81/2 years.Copy !req
534. Oh, this is not
gonna be—Copy !req
535. Not gonna be
very nice, people.Copy !req
536. OK. Here we go.Copy !req
537. Tick, tick, tick,
tick, tick...Copy !req
538. Why are you making
ticking sounds?Copy !req
539. Oh, I'm sorry.
Am I making a ticking sound?Copy !req
540. No, you very
distinctly were making
a ticking sound.Copy !req
541. Nervous habit.Copy !req
542. I won't do it again,
I promise.Copy !req
543. It's booby-trapped.Copy !req
544. I don't know.Copy !req
545. No, I know.
It's booby-trapped.Copy !req
546. Fuck it!
You know what?
No. You do it.Copy !req
547. Calvin,
you do it.Copy !req
548. Come to papa.Copy !req
549. Watch your eyes,
Joe.Copy !req
550. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
551. I am so sorry.Copy !req
552. Oh! There you are!Copy !req
553. Don't—Don't—
Don't touch it.
Don't touch it.Copy !req
554. It's just a body.
It's—Oh!Copy !req
555. There you are.
Hands up in the air
right now!Copy !req
556. All the way up. Good.Copy !req
557. Now, throw your guns
and your car keys
in the backpack.Copy !req
558. Do it!Copy !req
559. Doing it.
Doing it.
Doing it.Copy !req
560. Now come here.
We got to undo these cuffs.Copy !req
561. Set that down.Copy !req
562. There's a key in my rectum.
Fish it out.Copy !req
563. Fish it!Copy !req
564. A little left.Copy !req
565. Dig in there.
Use your index finger.Copy !req
566. Lower. Good.Copy !req
567. Good god, you got it
far up there. Jesus.Copy !req
568. OK.
OK.Copy !req
569. OK. Take this scooter
out, please, both of you.Copy !req
570. Come on. Let's move.Copy !req
571. Jesus fucking Christ,
this was organized.Copy !req
572. Oh, one last thing:Copy !req
573. "Cold mountain" sucks,Copy !req
574. And what you don't know
about pilatesCopy !req
575. Could fill a book.Copy !req
576. Oh, shit.Copy !req
577. What?Copy !req
578. I have handcuff keys
on me.Copy !req
579. Captioning made possible by
MTV networksCopy !req
580. Captioned by the national
captioning institute
—Www.Ncicap.Org—Copy !req
581. Calvin, right now,
what I need you to doCopy !req
582. Is I need you to tell me
where we're going.Copy !req
583. You are my divining rod
right now, Calvin—Copy !req
584. That mustache is fake,
isn't it?Copy !req
585. It is not fake.Copy !req
586. Let me check.Copy !req
587. Ow! Ow! Fuck it.Copy !req
588. Hey!Copy !req
589. Don't tug
the 'stache again.Copy !req
590. OK?
I promise.Copy !req
591. When you said
you wanted to tug
the 'stache,Copy !req
592. I thought you just
wanted to touch it.Copy !req
593. I didn't know
you were gonna
pull on it really hard.Copy !req
594. Well, I assumed that,
you know,Copy !req
595. When you say
if it's fakeCopy !req
596. And you're gonna
check if it's fake,Copy !req
597. That means a tug.Copy !req
598. Well, you tug
really hard, Calvin.Copy !req