1. you know, it is estimated
that the American workforce
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of its productivity
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of the Internet.
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5. It ain't exactly
googling recipes, either.
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6. What they're doing is,
they're googling porn.
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7. We at the Reno
sheriff's department
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8. Have safe search embedded
into each of our computers,
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9. But you can get around that.
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10. What you got to do is, you got
to break into the matrix.
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11. Most computers intimidate people
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12. Because you think they're
too complicated,
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than the human brain
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16. Let's go, Joe. Let's go, Joe.
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17. Son of a bitch.
Goddamn it!
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18. They all have guns!
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19. Whoo hoo!
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20. Ow!
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21. Push them together?
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22. Sheriff's department
off your bike.
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23. Oh! God!
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24. Oh, I love that.
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25. That's my favorite
commercial.
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26. what would you say
if I told you
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27. We have just hired
the linoleum floor guy
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28. To do our new
recruitment commercial?
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29. What?
We got him?
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30. I would call you
a fucking liar.
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31. We got
the linoleum guy?
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32. Will we
get to meet him?
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33. get to meet him,
have to meet him.
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34. First off, he has a name.
His name is Levon French.
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35. He says he can do it
for the $8,000.
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36. He wants interviews
with everybody.
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37. He's gonna shoot some footage
with all of us.
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38. did you
speak to him?
Of course.
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39. Yeah?
Yeah.
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40. What does his voice
sound like?
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42. He's very well-spoken...
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43. You know,
for a black guy,
and then he's—
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44. By the way, Jim,
do I speak clearly
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45. And—And—Clearly
as—For a black man?
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46. Often, but not right then.
That was a bad example.
Go again.
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47. I was gonna
be offended,
but you're right.
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48. You got me
on that one.
That was bad.
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49. The old Jeffers shack
was never haunted,
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50. Never haunted at all.
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51. Old man Jeffers just wanted
everybody to think
it was haunted
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52. So he could make
crystal meth in it,
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53. But don't you worry.
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54. Thanks to you guys,
old man Jeffers
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55. Is going to jail
for a very, very
long time.
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56. I would've gotten
away with it, too,
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57. If it wasn't for you
fucking kids!
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58. Hey, hey,
hey, hey.
Hey, hey, hey.
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59. Hey, hey, hey.
Hey, hey, hey.
Hey, hey.
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60. I'm gonna kill you kids.
You're so fucking dead.
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61. I'm gonna find
where you live.
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62. I'm gonna come
to your fucking house.
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63. I'm gonna kill your families.
I'm gonna kill you.
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64. I'm gonna cut
your parents' faces off
while you're still alive.
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65. Then I'm gonna skull fuck you
to the music of their anguish.
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66. You fucking kids, you.
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67. You, I'm gonna cut
a cock size hole
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68. In your chest
and fuck your heart.
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69. I'm gonna kill everyone
who ever knew you.
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70. I don't care if I have to get
every man, woman, and child
in Storey county!
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71. OK. This is
Washoe county,
by the way.
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72. It's Storey county!
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73. Oh, crap, are we
in Storey county?
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74. This is
Storey county?
Really?
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75. Storey county.
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76. The shack is in
Storey county?
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77. Yes. This is Storey county.
Look at a fucking map.
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78. Where does this
become Storey county,
after the 40?
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79. After the 40.
Oh, boy.
Oh, boy, boy.
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80. This is not our
jurisdiction.
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81. Yikes. Wow. That
was so our bad.
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82. Old man Jeffers,
you are free to go.
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83. Even grownups
make mistakes.
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84. So sorry about that.
There you go, sir.
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85. Sorry for troubling you.
Thanks, kids. Way to go.
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86. Have a great
evening.
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87. The 40 is that way?
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88. You know,
Levon French
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89. Has one of them
personalities
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90. That's just
magnetic, you know?
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91. I think there's
some actors
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92. Who I could just watch
read the phone book,
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93. Like Adrienne Barbeau
or Burt Reynolds,
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94. You know, that
you're just sucked in,
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95. And Levon French
is that kind of man.
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96. Why did you pick only people
from "The Cannonball Run"?
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97. Would you say
that Dom Deluise,
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98. You could watch him read
the phone book, too?
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99. Oh, yeah, dude,
if he could keep
a straight face.
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100. I don't think he could,
old Dom Deluise.
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101. oh, smells like
show biz in here.
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102. Smells like Cinnabon.
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103. Well, because that's
right next door.
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104. You would never,
ever know this was
in a strip mall.
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105. Never would know.
Oh, my goodness, wow.
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106. Hi. Very big fan.
Yes.
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107. OK.
I don't know—OK.
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108. We were
supposed to.
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109. We were supposed to do that.
Very nice to meet you, ma'am.
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110. Have a seat,
gentlemens.
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111. That was only for
because you're a lady,
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112. Not for any
other reason.
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113. Mr. French...
we need your magic.
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114. We need you to do...
what you did for linoleum.
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115. We need to be
your linoleum now.
Mm.
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116. That's a no
or a yes?
Mm. That's a mm.
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117. OK, so we had discussed
on the phone,
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118. For the recruitment video,
it's $8,000.
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119. Let me just—
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120. See, I don't do this
for the money, OK?
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121. Oh. Yeah.
You see
what I'm saying?
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122. I don't do this
to get paid.
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123. I don't do this
to be famous.
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124. I do this
out of love...
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125. This is the best
news ever. Wow.
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126. So—Katkat—
The thing,
though, is,
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127. I need you
to trust me.
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128. Oh, we do.
Mm mm mm mm!
Mm mm mm!
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129. We don't.
We don't trust you.
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130. We do not,
not at all, sir.
Trust me.
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131. As soon as we can
get shooting—
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132. We would love
to get shooting just
as soon as possible, and—
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133. 4:00. Yes.
Great.
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134. Was I supposed to
kiss this the first time?
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135. I'm honestly
not positive.
Trust.
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136. That was a yes,
right?
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137. Boy, I hope so.
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138. This is the last
nice place in town, too.
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139. Terry!
Sheriff's department.
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140. Shh!
Sheriff's
department.
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141. Don't shush us.
Don't you
shush us.
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142. Don't shush us.
Don't you shush us.
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143. Don't run. Don't flee.
Don't you flee.
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144. Don't you flee
and don't shush us.
Shh!
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145. Terry...
shh!
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146. Who's been hosting
story time here?
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147. Yes, and they love
that you do that as part
of community service.
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148. It is so fun.
It is fun.
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149. I think I'm addicted
to story time.
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150. You're addicted
to storytelling?
"Addicted."
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151. What an interesting
word to use,
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152. Addicted
to telling stories.
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153. So, you got a call.
Ring, ring.
Yes.
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154. Oh, mime it out for us.
That's great.
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155. You be me.
OK.
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156. "Lieutenant Jim Dangle.
You be me.
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157. "Sheriff's department."
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158. it's me, Jim Dangle.
Great.
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159. Here's the other end
of the phone.
This is very important.
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160. Hello. This is Susan
from the library.
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161. You know that
Terry Bernadino is down here
doing community service.
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162. He was hosting
a story time.
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163. He said he put up fliers
saying he was going to read
"Moby Dick" to the children.
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164. Then it turned into
not a reading at all,
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165. But more of a puppet show
that he was calling
"Moby Dick."
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166. Terry would never do that.
He's my best friend.
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167. Yes, he would.
He would do that.
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168. No. That sounds
exactly like something
he would do.
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169. Hold on.
Who's on the other line?
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170. Terry? Terry, hi.
It's lieutenant Jim Dangle
from Reno sheriff's department.
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171. I can't. I'm in the shower.
I'm gonna add in Jones.
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172. Describe the puppet
show, Terry.
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173. What was the reading
of "Moby Dick" like?
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174. It's about a whale
or something,
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175. And he's in the sea,
and stuff happens,
and the show is over.
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176. Did you paint something
on yourself?
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177. I painted some stuff.
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179. You know, my body.
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180. You painted what
part of your body?
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181. Let's all
hang up our phones.
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182. Did you make a little
whale face on there?
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183. Yeah. He did.
That's not even
a good wha—
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184. It's not terrible.
No, no, no, no, no.
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185. Watch the blowhole.
Nope.
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186. Oh, god.
Time to go.
Time to go.
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187. So, you got
your tubes tied.
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188. yep.
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189. That means you can have
sex without a condom.
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190. Yep.
Yeah.
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191. Let's see how you look
on camera over here.
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192. We're just gonna get
a little bit of a camera
test, if you will.
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193. You are trapped
inside of a cage.
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194. I want you
to let her out.
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195. Raar!
Yes. Let her out.
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196. Now turn around
a little bit.
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197. Turn around.
Turn around.
Raar!
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198. All the way around. Yes.
Yes. Crawl. Yes.
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199. You're swimming.
You're swimming
out of that cage.
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200. Yes. Yes.
I'm swimming.
I'm swimming. Raar!
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201. Katkat,
make sure you get
up and down.
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202. Now stay turned around.
Stay turned around
that way.
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203. Yes. Oh, yes.
Raar!
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204. If you come
in my neighborhood
and smoke dope, you get—
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205. All right. OK.
Oh, yeah? Ha ha ha!
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206. Hot shot, right?
Speedy Gonzalez. Guess what.
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207. He booked the wrong
mother fucker to
run away from
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208. Because I'm in shape.
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209. I'm in real good shape.
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210. The only thing you got to do
at this age is make sure
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211. You warm yourself up
so you don't pull a—
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212. Oh, fuck.
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213. Oh! Aw, fuck it.
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214. Ugh! OK. Oh, fuck.
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215. Can't you turn
the fucking thing off?
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216. I am having a full-on
fucking heart attack.
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217. Uh! Fuck
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218. Ah! OK.
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219. It's happened before.
I'll be good.
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220. O... k. This is a good one.
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221. Oh, yeah.
You got any baby aspirin?
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222. sir, I don't feel
like this is fitting right.
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223. yes. Oh, look at
how lovely you look.
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224. It's not
backwards?
No, no, no.
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225. It's absolutely
perfect.
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226. You got the footies
on right.
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227. That's how you know
it's not backwards,
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228. Or else they'd be
hanging off the back
of your foot.
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229. OK.
Yes. Yes.
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230. The suit was
a little damp
when I put it on.
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231. Oh, it smells so good.
That's intoxicating.
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232. I can't take full credit
for that, I'm afraid.
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233. You're going
to move around,
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234. And the camera
is gonna get
your motions, OK?
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235. Oh, it's gonna
capture my motions.
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236. Yes. Yes.
OK.
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237. I'm just gonna put
a little smiley face
on your vagina.
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238. Oh, OK.
Lookit. Yes.
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239. Can I ask
a question?
What's that?
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240. Why would you need
to reference my vagina
for the commercial?
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241. Well, see, the thing is,
you know, the police
is a ugly business.
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242. We all know this
ugly business.
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243. There's some things
you just got to be
adult about.
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244. Yes. Yes.
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245. You're running
from the police.
OK.
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246. Yes. Yes.
Am I doing it
right?
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247. Here. Let me
keep you in place
for this.
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248. This is the first time
I've ever done this.
Yes.
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249. I hear that
all the time.
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250. Now you're
getting caught.
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251. Now you're trying
to get away.
That's tight.
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252. You're holding
me tight.
Oh, yes. Yes.
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253. Well, I can't
let you go.
I'm the police.
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254. Please, please, I don't want
to go to jail.
Yes. Yes.
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255. You don't want
to go to jail.
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256. Are you catching this?
Say, "I've been a bad girl."
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257. I've been
a bad girl.
Yes. Yes.
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258. Now make
a choking sound.
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259. I love rush week.
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260. Yeah.
Love it.
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261. Hey, guys.
Love you!
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262. Hey, you want to
have your car washed?
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263. How you doing?
Hi.
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264. We wanted to see if we
could get a freebie.
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265. Yeah! Because
we figured,
like, you know,
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266. You're serving
the community,
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267. And we're serving
the community.
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268. We're both serving
the community.
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269. Yeah. You know.
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270. You wash our back,
and we'll wash your front.
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271. That's not
what he meant.
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272. Girls! Girls,
it's gonna be
a cop freebie today.
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273. All right.
Whoo!
Cop freebie.
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274. Yeah. Put them
on the glass.
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275. You don't tell
them to put them
on the glass.
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276. Thanks, guys.
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277. Oh, we should've
brought beers.
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278. We should've,
completely.
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279. We should've brought beers.
We should've brought beers.
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280. What the hell
were we thinking?
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281. Why weren't
we thinking?
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282. Hey.
Hey, how
you doing?
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283. Great.
How's it looking?
How's it looking?
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284. It looked great
from in here,
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285. But we can't see
the car.
Good. All right.
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286. OK. Well,
we're all done.
Bye, you guys.
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287. Move out the way,
bitches.
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288. Don't say, "put them
on the glass,"
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289. And don't
call them bitches.
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290. OK. Sorry. Hey. Bye.
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291. That turquoise
bikini top,
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292. She was
just too big.
Live a little.
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293. You're saying
I don't live?
I guess not.
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294. You're saying
I don't live
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295. Just because I don't
like a triple-E cup.
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296. I don't know
who you are.
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297. You think you know someone.
I like a solid "D."
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298. we're here
to recruit people.
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299. We want the people
to see you
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300. And want to be
a policeman.
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301. I get a feeling
from you
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302. That something—
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303. A little boy,
something happened.
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304. I don't do that. Nah.
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305. It's for the video.
No, no, no.
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306. I need you
to trust me.
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307. I had a teacher...
uh-Huh?
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308. And she would have us
come up to the board,
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309. And this one day,
I had been looking at—
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310. I'd been looking at this
girl's breasts in the—
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311. Yes.
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312. And I had an erection.
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313. Inside the classroom,
you mean?
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314. I said, "I'll do it
any other time,
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315. Just not this time."
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316. Oh, yes, and that is
what I mean by the trust.
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317. Katkat, camera.
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318. Officer Declan, I'm gonna
ask you to stand up.
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319. Not—I—I'll do it—
Not now.
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320. You think that we'll be
in the commercial?
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321. Do you think they'll
use stunt people?
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322. I think it's probably
gonna be a mix.
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323. Like stunt people.
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324. So, it's like we
look at the camera
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325. And say, "Reno,
where the action is,"
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326. And then...
stunt, stunt,
stunts.
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327. We turn around, and then
a stunt guy turns around
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328. And then stunt,
stunt, stunt,
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329. Somebody on wire
doing wire fu.
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330. Do a wire fu.
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331. I said, "you know, hey,
we're spending 8,000 bucks,
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332. But don't jew us
on the wire fu."
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333. We very much appreciate
your visit to Reno.
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334. Thank you, and
don't come again.
Thank you.
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335. Now we're gonna take you
to the county line
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336. Into beautiful, wonderful
Sparks, Nevada.
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337. Sparks, Nevada.
Agh! Aw, fuck it..
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338. Well, well, well,
well, well, well,
well, well, well.
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339. Sparks sheriff's
department.
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340. If it isn't dingleberry
and walking small.
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341. Oh, no.
Look at that.
Look at that.
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342. I just added
to the real estate
value of Sparks
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343. By spitting at it.
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344. Well, here.
Let me help you out
with your water supply.
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345. There you go.
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346. Oh, I'll
do it again.
How about that?
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347. Let's take a swim
in lake Reno. Yeah.
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348. I'm spitting
in your jurisdiction.
How do you feel about that?
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349. Hold on. Hold on.
I'm running out of spit.
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350. I'm running out
of spit, too.
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351. Let's give it
a second.
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352. Give it a second.
Give it a second.
Give it a second.
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353. Let's all get
a little more spit.
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354. How's it doing
over there in Sparks?
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355. I hear your library
got a book.
Thank you.
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356. And I heard it's
not all the way
colored in.
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357. You guys don't even
have sex with
your own family
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358. Because not even
your family wants
to have sex with you.
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359. You are literally
letting out
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360. Enough rope
to hang yourself.
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361. Did you understand
what you even
just said?
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362. I'm saying that
our families are sexy
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363. So, of course they want
to have sex with each other.
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364. You are dangerously
close to stepping
into our jurisdiction.
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365. Your gun is in Reno!
Your gun is in Reno.
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366. Do it again.
Do it again.
Fine.
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367. Put him
into Sparks.
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368. Come on! Offensive line!
Offensive line!
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369. Now you're in ours!
Shit.
Shit.
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370. They got me
fair and square.
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371. I don't want to go
to jail in Sparks, man!
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372. Don't let me go to jail
in Sparks, man!
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373. Do you know
what they do to you?
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374. Could we
get a jump?
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375. Cindy! Cindy, hi.
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376. In my locker,
there were 3 jars
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377. Of urine,
of my urine.
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378. Yes. I saw it.
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379. Yes, and they're
no longer there,
and it's my locker,
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380. And just my locker
is my stuff,
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381. And I'm just
wondering where the
jars of urine are.
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382. Oh, it's in
the garbage.
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383. Lieutenant asked me
to clean all the locker.
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384. Did you notice,
I fold all your clothes
and I clean your gun?
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385. That was very nice.
That was very nice
of you.
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386. I put a little
deodorant tree
inside for you.
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387. Oh, well,
that was very nice.
No. It smells good.
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388. It's little
overpowering.
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389. It's very lemony
now, but that's OK.
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390. Next time,
I'll do lavender.
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391. Next time,
do nothing.
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392. You ready? You want
an invitation, or what?
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393. Uh, one minute.
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394. I just want
to make sure I get
the right form to—
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395. can you pee in a cup?
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396. Yeah. Sure.
Great. I don't
want to watch.
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397. I just need you
to pee in a cup.
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398. OK. For $5.00.
Great.
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399. Officer Jones...
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400. Yes, sir.
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401. First thing first,
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402. You didn't park in front
of Cinnabon, did you?
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403. Oh, shit.
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404. Yeah. Yeah.
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405. You got to
take care of that
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406. Because, you know,
they'll tow anybody.
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407. He's a evil, evil man,
runs the Cinnabon over there.
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408. It's like he doesn't even smell
the deliciousness
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410. Hi, Junior.
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411. How you doing today?
I'm pleasant.
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412. know why
we're here, honey?
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413. Do you guys
want to finish our game
of backgammon?
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414. No.
That's not it.
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415. Take another guess.
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416. Uh-Uh.
No.
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417. Were you maybe
up on the roof
up there
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418. Taking potshots
at the freeway?
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419. Do I know anything
about that?
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420. Do you
know anything
about that?
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421. Standing on the roof
shooting at the freeway?
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422. Yes.
Yeah.
No.
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423. You don't
know anything
about that?
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424. Carmen?
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425. Yes,
miss Williams?
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426. Who's been on the roof
shooting at the freeway?
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427. I have.
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428. Yeah.
That's true.
Yes.
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429. Got up on the roof,
and I was like,
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430. "Hey, I'm gonna make
water balloons,"
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431. And then I saw
my daddy's gun.
Yeah.
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432. Why don't you
come with us?
Come on.
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433. Come where?
To jail, baby.
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434. Really?
Yeah. We're
going to the can.
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435. Can we listen
to Tone Loc?
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436. We can listen to Tone Loc
anytime you want.
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437. I think this commercial
is gonna be
pretty great.
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438. I mean, from what I've
seen of what he does,
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439. This may end up
being a classic,
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440. You know, like a real
"where's the beef?"
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441. Plus, I'm in it
wearing a unitard
with a camel toe,
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442. So talk about
"where's the beef?"
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443. Ha ha ha! Ew!
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444. moments ago,
this was handed to me
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445. By Levon French,
his assistant Katkat.
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446. It's done—The Reno sheriff's
department recruitment video,
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447. $8,000 in the making.
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448. Ready?
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449. I love it!
whoo hoo hoo hoo!
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450. I love it.
home run!
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451. it's better than
the linoleum commercial.
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452. Way better.
Way better.
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453. Make room
for new deputies!
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454. The eagle goes by.
Were you watching?
The eagle goes by.
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455. None of the TV stations
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456. Will run the
recruitment commercial.
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457. Why?
Well, they gave
a couple of reasons.
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458. A big one,
it's 7 minutes long.
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459. Why it's
so good.
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460. Oh, also, apparently,
I didn't notice that
he says motherfucker...
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461. At the end...
a bunch
of times.
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462. After the fourth
dance break.
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463. They say motherfucker on TV
all the time.
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464. You can't. Watch.
Motherfucker. Watch.
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465. Motherfucker
motherfucker.
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466. motherfucker
would never make it.
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