1. Oh. Oh, wow. Holy poop.Copy !req
2. I thought we got cancelled.Copy !req
3. No. Ha. That is
the weirdest thing ever.Copy !req
4. I could have sworn for sure
we were cancelled.Copy !req
5. Oh, jeez.Copy !req
6. Hey, Frank.
Hey.
How you doing?Copy !req
7. You got a little,
uh...Copy !req
8. Thanks.Copy !req
9. Uh, boy, oh, boy,
oh, boy.Copy !req
10. What have you missed
since you've been here?Copy !req
11. Um, jeez, so much
has happened.Copy !req
12. Uh, we finally got
those new light bulbsCopy !req
13. That save us about 3 cents
every 3 days on electricity.Copy !req
14. Um... we got a new kind
of hepatitis.Copy !req
15. It started right here
in our jail.Copy !req
16. So if you catch hep R,
you can thank us.Copy !req
17. We got that one
going for you.Copy !req
18. Mayor Hernandez got
elected again...Copy !req
19. Despite being actually
videotaped, uh...Copy !req
20. Smoking crack cocaine,
but, uh...Copy !req
21. He got the Latino vote.Copy !req
22. Cindy's still here
doing terrific,
aren't ya?Copy !req
23. How's your English
coming?Copy !req
24. I've been practicing
a lot with you,Copy !req
25. Handsome guy.Copy !req
26. Ha ha!
Ha ha!Copy !req
27. Ok, and we never ever
call the lieutenant
a handsome guy.Copy !req
28. We just call them...Copy !req
29. Lieutenant handsome, right.
Lieutenant.
That's right.Copy !req
30. Sorry.Copy !req
31. And I notice
there's no glitter
on those today.Copy !req
32. No, and no nipple
showing today.Copy !req
33. Great job. We're
making improvements
every single day.Copy !req
34. And let's turn off
the, uh, the TV.Copy !req
35. thank you so much.Copy !req
36. Uh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh,
what else?Copy !req
37. A couple deputies got burned up
in that horrible explosion at
Taco's, Taco's, Taco's.Copy !req
38. We got the new light bulbs,Copy !req
39. New kind of hepatitis
started here.Copy !req
40. That's really about all the news
that I can think of.Copy !req
41. is not here,
I'm in charge.Copy !req
42. Thank you, sergeant Jack.Copy !req
43. And let's see.Copy !req
44. Couple of deputies got exploded
in an explosion...Copy !req
45. New light bulbs, got a new kind
of hepatitis.Copy !req
46. We didn't get cancelled.Copy !req
47. Oh.Copy !req
48. Oh, oh!
Something huge!Copy !req
49. The new coffee cups
came in.Copy !req
50. Hey!
Hey!Copy !req
51. Ha ha!Copy !req
52. Stop!
Son of a bitch!
Goddamn it!Copy !req
53. Huh!Copy !req
54. Hang on, I'm coming!Copy !req
55. Woo-Hoo!Copy !req
56. Ow!Copy !req
57. Push 'em.
Push 'em together.Copy !req
58. Oh, god!Copy !req
59. Uh! Uh!Copy !req
60. Aah!Copy !req
61. Captioning made possible by
mtv networksCopy !req
62. good morning, gang.Copy !req
63. morning.Copy !req
64. Lieutenant's about
to start.Copy !req
65. Let's focus up
and give him
our attention.Copy !req
66. Thank you, Jack.Copy !req
67. Uh, could I ask today,Copy !req
68. Could we get
a fresh start today?Copy !req
69. Let's not—Let's just not
all go running out of
the buildingCopy !req
70. If we hear
the ice cream truck.Copy !req
71. Please.Copy !req
72. That happened once.Copy !req
73. Yesterday.
And it looked really bad.Copy !req
74. I didn't know there was
a news crew across the streetCopy !req
75. Filming whatever
they were filming.Copy !req
76. It just—It looks—
It doesn't look great.Copy !req
77. Could we just give
all the money
to one person,Copy !req
78. And then
if we hear it...Copy !req
79. Very good idea.Copy !req
80. This will be the new plan.Copy !req
81. The new plan is
we will have a bag man, ok?Copy !req
82. May I tell you
the nightmare
in that scenario?Copy !req
83. Sure.Copy !req
84. Change.
That is a nightmare.Copy !req
85. You go there with
all this different money,Copy !req
86. People ordering
different things,Copy !req
87. You know,
boppity bop bop.Copy !req
88. And you come back,
how do you give the change?Copy !req
89. Ok, let's get a task force
together on this,Copy !req
90. But I think here is
basically the plan.Copy !req
91. The plan is we have
a go-to bag man,Copy !req
92. And we all know
who the bagman isCopy !req
93. If the ice cream truck
is coming by.Copy !req
94. I have an idea.Copy !req
95. Bagman—I haven't
called on you yet.Copy !req
96. Trudy.Copy !req
97. What if we all just get
the same thing.Copy !req
98. No, well, no,
no, no, no!Copy !req
99. This isn't Russia.Copy !req
100. This is
a non-Communist country.Copy !req
101. Not a communist
country.Copy !req
102. No, thank you. We will not
all get the same thingCopy !req
103. If the ice cream truck
comes.Copy !req
104. What we will do is
we'll have a plan, ok?Copy !req
105. A plan.Copy !req
106. ice cream truck.
Ice cream truck.Copy !req
107. No, goddamn it!Copy !req
108. Ok, stop that.
Get me a...Copy !req
109. Screwball!
What do you want?Copy !req
110. Screwball!Copy !req
111. sheriff's
department!Copy !req
112. Sheriff's department.Copy !req
113. Hey, how y'all doing?Copy !req
114. This is private
property, sir.Copy !req
115. It certainly is.Copy !req
116. Private property.
Not your property,
sir.Copy !req
117. Mrs. Henderson called.Copy !req
118. She said there's a black man
dressed up like a cowCopy !req
119. On crack cocaine
harassing her goats.Copy !req
120. Ok, she did?
She did?
Yeah, she did.Copy !req
121. That goat was
harassing me.Copy !req
122. Really?
Excuse me.Copy !req
123. That goat was
harassing me!Copy !req
124. What did the goat
say to you?Copy !req
125. What did the goat
say to you?Copy !req
126. He said, hey, man,
why you up in this penCopy !req
127. With your—
I know you ain't a cow.Copy !req
128. I said I didn't say
I was a cow.Copy !req
129. Your story
doesn't check out.Copy !req
130. This story doesn't
check out.Copy !req
131. What did she say?
Tell me what she said, then.Copy !req
132. Black man,
cow costume,
crack cocaine,Copy !req
133. Harassing my goats,
trespassing on my property.Copy !req
134. Ok, you know what?Copy !req
135. Let's refute those
one by one.Copy !req
136. Ok, I'm gonna refute 'em
one by one.Copy !req
137. Crack head.Copy !req
138. I can't refute
that one, OK.Copy !req
139. Dress up like a cow.Copy !req
140. Well, I'm o for 2, then,
fine.Copy !req
141. Harassing my goats.Copy !req
142. That I didn't do
'cause I was up in here.Copy !req
143. We're watching
you right now!Copy !req
144. We saw you do it!
I saw you do it!Copy !req
145. I wasn't harassing them,
man!Copy !req
146. I was over here.
This m—This little—Copy !req
147. Don't point at him.Copy !req
148. Ah!
Son of a bitch.Copy !req
149. Goddamn it!Copy !req
150. Stop!
Goddamn it!Copy !req
151. Freeze!
Goddamn it.Copy !req
152. The crack makes 'em fast.Copy !req
153. He's heading
straight to mountain
lion country.Copy !req
154. You know what?
They'll take care of him.Copy !req
155. Mountains lions
will get him.Copy !req
156. It's the circle of life.Copy !req
157. Ok, this undercover operation
will be calledCopy !req
158. Operation cobra fist.Copy !req
159. You will be trailing
Jesus del Gallos.Copy !req
160. Scumbag.Copy !req
161. Known PCP dealer.Copy !req
162. Standard cover.
Don't get too close.Copy !req
163. He's a dangerous mofo,
del Gallos.Copy !req
164. Catch him, bring him in.
Any questions?Copy !req
165. You sound awkward
when you say mofo.Copy !req
166. I felt bad as soon
as it came out of my mouth.Copy !req
167. Yeah, you don't own it
so it sounds weird.Copy !req
168. He's a bad guy.Copy !req
169. Oh, and Jack wanted—
He wanted to give you...Copy !req
170. You want a new—Copy !req
171. He wanted to give you
a whole speech about itCopy !req
172. Now you're partners
and—And...Copy !req
173. Yeah, well—Copy !req
174. He's been practicing
all morning.Copy !req
175. That's not true.Copy !req
176. Yes, you were.
I heard you practicing.Copy !req
177. No, you didn't.
Yes, I did.Copy !req
178. No, it was
something else.Copy !req
179. What were you practicing
in the locker room?Copy !req
180. Doesn't matter. Ok.
Do it.Copy !req
181. Look, guys, you're
partners now.Copy !req
182. It's what he was
practicing in the locker ro.Copy !req
183. No, it's not.Copy !req
184. You're partners now.
Yeah.Copy !req
185. That's stronger
than the bondCopy !req
186. Between a man
and a woman.Copy !req
187. That's stronger
than the bondCopy !req
188. Between priest
and confessor.Copy !req
189. It was shorter
when I heard it
in the locker room.Copy !req
190. It's like
romantic love.Copy !req
191. I want you to look
at each other
right now.Copy !req
192. Wait, wait.
Jack, quick, quick time out.Copy !req
193. The one you were practicing
in the briefing—Copy !req
194. In the locker room this
morning— I wasn't
practicing.Copy !req
195. The one you were
practicing this morningCopy !req
196. I though was better
and more fun.Copy !req
197. Jim, what is
operation cobra fist mean?Copy !req
198. What is that?Copy !req
199. It's, like one of the—Copy !req
200. You know, the fist
of the a cobra's.Copy !req
201. but they don't
have hands.Copy !req
202. Uh, my name is
frank Salvatore Rizzo.Copy !req
203. I'm the youngest of 3 of
rose Marie and Salvatore Rizzo,Copy !req
204. Grandson of Lenny and Fina Rizzo
and Cornelius and Mary lynch.Copy !req
205. I was born in
Ozone Park, Queens,Copy !req
206. Which for mistakes that
I fully take responsibility forCopy !req
207. I am banned from.Copy !req
208. so we've got an employee
here who's been terminatedCopy !req
209. But will not leave the building,
and security called us.Copy !req
210. Sheriff's department.
Hey. Mr. Shahim?Copy !req
211. Yeah.
What's up?Copy !req
212. Uh, security called us.Copy !req
213. You've been terminated.Copy !req
214. They've asked you
to leave the building.Copy !req
215. Yeah.
I think there must be
some sort of mistake.Copy !req
216. No. No, sir.
There is not, ok?Copy !req
217. Let me make a phone call.Copy !req
218. I built this place.
No, no. You may
not make a phone call.Copy !req
219. Let's talk about that
outside.Copy !req
220. You see the pantomime
watch I'm gesturing at?Copy !req
221. Yeah.Copy !req
222. That means I don't have
all day.Copy !req
223. Ok. Great.Copy !req
224. You know who else
doesn't have all day? Me.Copy !req
225. You know what? If
you have a problem
with this company,Copy !req
226. You got to take it
up with them.Copy !req
227. Let's settle it outside.Copy !req
228. Let's talk about this
outside.Copy !req
229. We just want to
escort you out.Copy !req
230. We can talk about it
outside.Copy !req
231. I'll talk about that
with my boss.
Ok.Copy !req
232. You talk about it
with go fuck yourself
outside of my office.Copy !req
233. Time to go!
I'm gonna fall over.Copy !req
234. No! No, no.Copy !req
235. Now we're going wrong.
We're going wrong.Copy !req
236. Ok.Copy !req
237. No.Copy !req
238. I'm back in the office.Copy !req
239. I'm back
in the office.Copy !req
240. I'm back in the office.Copy !req
241. I'm back
in the office.Copy !req
242. All of your progress
has now been thwartedCopy !req
243. Because I'm back
in my own office safely.Copy !req
244. No.Copy !req
245. I'm bringing this fucking
with me because I bought it.Copy !req
246. No, no.Copy !req
247. Put it down.Copy !req
248. Put the fern down,
put the fern down,
put the fern down.Copy !req
249. Hey, way to go.Copy !req
250. Way to fucking back up
your co-Workers.Copy !req
251. Way to back up your fucking
co-Workers, everybody.Copy !req
252. I'm bringing the fucking printer
with me, also.Copy !req
253. No, no.Copy !req
254. You have a pen?
Anyone have a pen?Copy !req
255. Don't get
the checkbook out.
Don't do that.Copy !req
256. I'm gonna write a 7,
and I'm gonna start
writing zeroes.Copy !req
257. I don't want
to tease you.Copy !req
258. It's up to one zero.Copy !req
259. That's 70?
Where were we?Copy !req
260. You get either $7.00
or $70.Copy !req
261. 70 dollars?Copy !req
262. I look like the sort
of person who would
let you go for $70?Copy !req
263. Goddamn it!Copy !req
264. Goddamn it!Copy !req
265. He's got the run.Copy !req
266. No, no.
Ha ha!Copy !req
267. Ok.
Yep.Copy !req
268. Wrist control.
Feel that?Copy !req
269. You know what that is?
Feel that?Copy !req
270. What is it?
What is it?Copy !req
271. That's wrist control.
You feel that?Copy !req
272. Really?
Because look at that.Copy !req
273. Look what I'm doing.
Ok. That
wasn't perfect.Copy !req
274. You're not controlling
my wrist at all.
It wasn't perfect yet!Copy !req
275. I'm getting arrested for nothing
by these idiots.Copy !req
276. Ok.Copy !req
277. I have a gun now!
No, no,
no, no, no.Copy !req
278. Yeah.
I have a gun.Copy !req
279. You don't want
to do that.Copy !req
280. I got a gun.
What happens now?Copy !req
281. What happens
now?Copy !req
282. You shoot him,
I shoot you.Copy !req
283. That's what happens now.Copy !req
284. Cool.
Where does that leave him?Copy !req
285. Wait. Where does
that leave me?Copy !req
286. I don't know about you guys,
but I really don't have much
to live for.Copy !req
287. I have no friends,
I hate my job, and
most of all, I hate myself.Copy !req
288. I can't think of anything to do
but kill myself.Copy !req
289. hold it right there.Copy !req
290. Before you take
the easy way out,Copy !req
291. Why not check the Reno sheriff's
department suicide
prevention webpage?Copy !req
292. It's suuuper fun!Copy !req
293. You'll find hours...
and hours of things to doCopy !req
294. To keep you having fun and keep
your mind off of suicide.Copy !req
295. Games!Copy !req
296. Word jumbles!Copy !req
297. Sodoku!Copy !req
298. Word scrambles!Copy !req
299. And suggestions
for terrific hobbiesCopy !req
300. Like fishing, knitting,
and word scrambles.Copy !req
301. Thanks, Reno sheriff's
department.Copy !req
302. Now that I have some fantastic
new hobbies, I don't want to
kill myself anymore.Copy !req
303. The Reno sheriff's department
suicide prevention webpage—Copy !req
304. The most fun you can have
not killing yourself.Copy !req
305. It's superfun!Copy !req
306. Uh, I've served
in Newark, Philly.Copy !req
307. Then I went down to Homestead,
Florida, worked in Miami,Copy !req
308. Went up to Pompano.Copy !req
309. I did a couple of joint task
forces in El Paso and st. Louis,Copy !req
310. Spent one day in Juneau,
one day,Copy !req
311. And a couple of months
in Salt Lake City,
and then I ended here.Copy !req
312. I got a lot of experience.Copy !req
313. I got a lot of experience.Copy !req
314. Frank Rizzo is a man with a very
long resume in law enforcementCopy !req
315. Without so many recommendations.Copy !req
316. Not one letter
of recommendation
in the file, not one.Copy !req
317. So you take—You know,Copy !req
318. They kind of balance
each other out.Copy !req
319. Long list of credits,
no, like, "hey..."Copy !req
320. "Hey. Thumb's up."Copy !req
321. uh-Huh. Oh!Copy !req
322. all right, Franky,
let's go bust this guy now.Copy !req
323. No. We got to wait.Copy !req
324. He hasn't made the deal.Copy !req
325. If he doesn't make the deal,
he doesn't get the stuff.Copy !req
326. He doesn't have the stuff,
we don't get the collar.Copy !req
327. Oh, shit, shit, shit. Just—Copy !req
328. fucking cops.Copy !req
329. They're looking at us.Copy !req
330. I know they're looking.
Listen. Just relax.Copy !req
331. I'm gonna go over there,
I'm gonna just settle them.Copy !req
332. No.
Don't go over there.Copy !req
333. Trust me on this,
all right?Copy !req
334. I worked in Newark.Copy !req
335. Ok.Copy !req
336. What should I do?
Should I just—Copy !req
337. I can do
all the things
a lady can do but one.Copy !req
338. Oh, yeah?
I love that.Copy !req
339. Yeah.Copy !req
340. Ok.
He's coming back.Copy !req
341. Should I start the car
and get the hell out of here?Copy !req
342. Here's what
we're gonna do.Copy !req
343. We're gonna go behind
the dumpster and get
BJ's.Copy !req
344. I am not—I'm not
going to do that.Copy !req
345. Listen.
Listen to me.Copy !req
346. Do you want to let
this guy go?
No!Copy !req
347. Man up!Copy !req
348. Jesus Christ!Copy !req
349. Uh, this guy's
named Reggie.Copy !req
350. oh, my god.
You didn't tell me
he was gorgeous.Copy !req
351. Yeah.Copy !req
352. I need to give her—
You need to give her $60.Copy !req
353. Oh. All right.
60?Copy !req
354. I don't want to go.Copy !req
355. Yeah, you do.Copy !req
356. I don't want to—
I don't want to.Copy !req
357. Yeah, you do.Copy !req
358. Oh, oh.Copy !req
359. I'll bet you $1,000
you've tossed somebody's
salad before socially,Copy !req
360. Not in a jail situation.Copy !req
361. No.
Uh-Uh.Copy !req
362. 1,000.
Come on!Copy !req
363. $1,000.Copy !req
364. Come on.
Come on.Copy !req
365. We got a jail
cell with your
name on it.Copy !req
366. Can I just—Can I—
Seriously?Copy !req
367. Mr. Shahim,
get in the car.Copy !req
368. You know what?Copy !req
369. I'm tired,
I'm tired.Copy !req
370. We got a jail cell
says, "Jack Shahim,"
right on it.Copy !req
371. Jack Shahim?
Yep.Copy !req
372. My name's Daniel Shahim.Copy !req
373. Check my I.D.,
dumb ass.Copy !req
374. Now if you're gonna take me
to jail, take me to jail.Copy !req
375. That's fine, OK, but I just want
you to see something real quick.Copy !req
376. Come here.
Huddle up.Copy !req
377. Um, we actually do
have the wrong guy.Copy !req
378. We're supposed to have
a James Jack Shahim.Copy !req
379. This is Daniel Shahim.Copy !req
380. This is your mistake.Copy !req
381. What building—
Oh, shit.Copy !req
382. 14144.Copy !req
383. Oh, they go odd.Copy !req
384. The odds are
on that side.Copy !req
385. We're about to meet with
a confidential informantCopy !req
386. I made contact with
when I first got to Reno.Copy !req
387. First time I'm working
with a partner.Copy !req
388. Now I want you to take
a backseat on this, OK?Copy !req
389. I've got a lot of
experience with this.Copy !req
390. I don't want you
to spook him.Copy !req
391. Oh.Copy !req
392. Hey, Big T.Copy !req
393. Meow!Copy !req
394. Ruff ruff!Copy !req
395. Pbbt pbbt pbbt.Copy !req
396. Pppt pppt pppt.Copy !req
397. Is that him?Copy !req
398. That's him.Copy !req
399. What's the word
on the street?Copy !req
400. The streets are
getting crazy.Copy !req
401. A lot of stuff's
going down.Copy !req
402. You want to add some specifics
to that?Copy !req
403. We got some, uh,
a couple zombies building
some time machines.Copy !req
404. He talks in code a lot.Copy !req
405. Mm-Hmm.Copy !req
406. That's how they
do it on the
streets, huh?Copy !req
407. That's how we do it.Copy !req
408. Got to keep it
on the down low.Copy !req
409. So we got zombies.Copy !req
410. Yeah.
Time machine.Copy !req
411. I take that to be drug users
and some time machines.Copy !req
412. Means we got someone—Copy !req
413. Machines that go
back in time.Copy !req
414. Right.Copy !req
415. Mm-Hmm.Copy !req
416. What else you got for me,
Big T?Copy !req
417. There's a big, uh,
diarrhea embargo
going down at midnight.Copy !req
418. Tonight?Copy !req
419. Yeah.Copy !req
420. Look. You got to let me know
what this is.Copy !req
421. What's
a diarrhea embargo?Copy !req
422. Yeah.
What is that.Copy !req
423. That will get me killed
if I give that up.Copy !req
424. I swear to god
I will protect you.Copy !req
425. Why are you so skitterish
today?Copy !req
426. It's—I had
a big breakfast.Copy !req
427. A big breakfast,
or is this a code?Copy !req
428. No. It's—I literally
mean it was a...Copy !req
429. You just had
a huge breakfast?Copy !req
430. A huge amount
of breakfast foods.Copy !req
431. Welcome aboard.Copy !req
432. Kid's a wealth
of information.Copy !req
433. Ha ha ha ha!Copy !req
434. I'm delighted to have
a new right-hand man.Copy !req
435. Jack Declan, I think, is
an outstanding officer.Copy !req
436. Comes us to by way of the
Chicago police department.Copy !req
437. Um, also young
Franky Rizzo.Copy !req
438. I will say
on a serious noteCopy !req
439. Nothing can ever, uh,
make up for the lossCopy !req
440. Of, um, uh... those ones.Copy !req
441. Uh, the—The black guy?Copy !req
442. No. The black guy
didn't—No.Copy !req
443. The black guy's fine.
He's still there.Copy !req
444. And the—Come on.Copy !req
445. The little—
Chinese one.Copy !req
446. Nothing could ever
make up for the loss
of our fallen deputies,Copy !req
447. But we got some
great new additions.Copy !req
448. Carol.Copy !req
449. That was not—Never.
We never had a carol.Copy !req
450. So we just got a bj
by a dude.Copy !req
451. You know that, right?Copy !req
452. It's my bad.Copy !req
453. That was my bad.Copy !req
454. Oh, man,
oh, man, oh, man.Copy !req
455. This is not good, man.Copy !req
456. This is not good.
They're noticing us.Copy !req
457. Our cover's gonna
be blown, man.Copy !req
458. Well, let's get
the hell out of here.Copy !req
459. No, no. We're not
gonna get the hell out.Copy !req
460. This is what
we're gonna do.Copy !req
461. We got to go up there,
buy some drugs,Copy !req
462. And snort some drugs
with those guys.Copy !req
463. What?Copy !req
464. We got to do this, or our
cover's gonna be blown.Copy !req
465. what it be?
What it be like? Huh?Copy !req
466. Hey, man.
Same old shit is right.Copy !req
467. I want to mix it up
a little bit.Copy !req
468. Hey, man.
We're looking
for a party, man.Copy !req
469. Yeah.
We want drugs.Copy !req
470. There we go.Copy !req
471. What up, homey?Copy !req
472. Whoo!
Come on.
Let's go.Copy !req
473. We're getting
more blow jobs.Copy !req
474. Time to get
more blow jobs.Copy !req
475. Sheriff's department.Copy !req
476. Sheriff's department.Copy !req
477. Wow!
What a surprise to see you here.Copy !req
478. Yeah.
How you doing?Copy !req
479. Heil Hitler.
Hey.Copy !req
480. And also with you.Copy !req
481. Mademoiselle.Copy !req
482. Do you know
why we're here?Copy !req
483. I'm assuming to taste
some of our delicious
new Chardonnay.Copy !req
484. It is delicious
and light.Copy !req
485. It's like swallowing
a spring breezeCopy !req
486. That was made
by peaches and angels.Copy !req
487. Ooh. I thought were
gonna say peaches and herb.Copy !req
488. I like them, too.Copy !req
489. This is why
we're here.Copy !req
490. "Washoe Chardonnay:Copy !req
491. A superior white wine
for the superior white race."Copy !req
492. Yeah. This is not
testing well amongst
people in the neighborhood.Copy !req
493. Really?Copy !req
494. Yeah.Copy !req
495. But have the people
in neighborhood—Copy !req
496. You want to hold it
by the stem, dear,Copy !req
497. Because your body hand—
You're so warm and hotCopy !req
498. And filled with
African rage,Copy !req
499. It's gonna
warm that up.
She eats like an animal.Copy !req
500. Ma'am, please,
do me the honor...
it's peppery.Copy !req
501. By putting that up
to your big, old lips.Copy !req
502. She loves pepper.
All right.Copy !req
503. Go ahead.
Hold that up there.Copy !req
504. "Mein Kampf" Chianti?Copy !req
505. Yeah.
You know?Copy !req
506. You don't see how this could be
offensive to someone,
someone jewy?Copy !req
507. Well, OK. I don't
use that word.Copy !req
508. I prefer things like
"my Hebraic neighbors."Copy !req
509. You know, we always save
a glass for Elijah.Copy !req
510. Mmm. Now try
that one.Copy !req
511. That is gonna melt
your tits.Copy !req
512. Mmm.
Mmm.Copy !req
513. Hitler's on to something
with this one.Copy !req
514. Well, he had
a couple good ideas.Copy !req
515. Gary.Copy !req
516. Yes, ma'am?Copy !req
517. Admittedly,
your wine is fantastic.Copy !req
518. Well, thank you
very much.Copy !req
519. Not the issue.Copy !req
520. It's the labels people
are having a problem with,Copy !req
521. And another thing.
Are the cheeses free?Copy !req
522. Yes, absolutely.
Help yourselves,Copy !req
523. And you know what
else is free?Copy !req
524. For officers
of Washoe county,Copy !req
525. Any bottle is yours.Copy !req
526. How about
two bottles?Copy !req
527. Two bottles and
bienvenue, enchante.Copy !req
528. I'm gonna
tell you something.Copy !req
529. Yes, ma'am?Copy !req
530. I don't like your style,Copy !req
531. But you ain't got to
tell me that but one time.Copy !req
532. All right.Copy !req
533. How about some buttery crackers,
too?Copy !req
534. Absolutely
if you want.Copy !req
535. This cracker—Heh.
Wait a minute.Copy !req
536. What did you call me?Copy !req
537. Ha ha!
Wait a minute.Copy !req
538. Wait a minute.Copy !req
539. I wasn't trying
to make a joke.Copy !req
540. I was gonna say...Copy !req
541. This cracker wants me
some "Mein Kampf"
zinfandel.Copy !req
542. Keep an eye on Rizzo.Copy !req
543. Let's call this operation
hide the salami.Copy !req
544. You know what?
No.Copy !req
545. We're not gonna
call it that.Copy !req
546. That's what we're
calling it.Copy !req
547. No, we're not.Copy !req
548. You're gonna keep
an eye on Rizzo...Copy !req
549. I will never refer to it as—
If you think he's dirty...Copy !req
550. I will never refer
to it as operation
hide the salami.Copy !req
551. What do you want
to call it?Copy !req
552. Just call it—
Call it anything.Copy !req
553. It's not like that.
It's not espionage.Copy !req
554. It's just—
But it kind of is.Copy !req
555. I'm asking you
to keep an eye on Rizzo.Copy !req
556. If you think he's dirty,
I want to know.Copy !req
557. Call it keep
an eye on Rizzo.Copy !req
558. No.
We'll call it—Copy !req
559. How about we'll call it
watch-A the salami?Copy !req
560. How about
watch the salami?Copy !req
561. Why does it have to
have a salami in it?Copy !req
562. I'm not gonna remember
what this operation isCopy !req
563. Unless it has
salami in it.Copy !req
564. Tss tss tss tss
tss tss tss.Copy !req
565. Come on, big fish.Copy !req
566. Come on, you big,
fat fish.Copy !req
567. There you go.Copy !req
568. Ok. Are you gonna
go out front,Copy !req
569. And do I flank the—
Do I flank the back?Copy !req
570. Relax, relax.
Just relax.Copy !req
571. Jesus Christ!Copy !req
572. You're like a
goddamn naggy witch.Copy !req
573. Why are you—
What are you doing?Copy !req
574. I'm gonna go in there,
and I'm gonna buy
a shitload of drugs.Copy !req
575. Why?Copy !req
576. But I only got $15,
so give me your money.Copy !req
577. No. I'm not
giving you money—
I understand.Copy !req
578. I'm not giving you
more money, Franky.
I understand.Copy !req
579. Give me
the fucking money.Copy !req
580. Give me
the fucking money.
I mean it.Copy !req
581. Give me some fucking
money, give me
your credit card,Copy !req
582. Give me the
whole fucking walletCopy !req
583. Because I'm getting
a lot of fucking drugs.Copy !req
584. I'm gonna get the fish!Copy !req
585. Fine, Franky.
All right?Copy !req
586. I'm gonna
get the fish.Copy !req
587. This is against
procedure, Franky.Copy !req
588. It's not against—
It's against—It's
against my balls.Copy !req
589. Franky.
Do you love America?Copy !req
590. I love America,
but what the fuck
is the cue?Copy !req
591. Doosh.Copy !req
592. All right.Copy !req
593. All right.Copy !req
594. I—I got a blow job
by a guy, did coke,Copy !req
595. And then got another
blow job by another guy.Copy !req
596. This guy's crooked.Copy !req
597. I'm going in.
I'm gonna bust Franky.Copy !req
598. Fuck this shit.Copy !req
599. I'm gonna bust Franky.Copy !req
600. Now come on!Copy !req
601. Bozo!
Ha ha!Copy !req
602. Look what happened!
Look. We got the fish!Copy !req
603. We hooked the fish,
Jonesy!Copy !req
604. Ha ha ha!
Whoo!Copy !req
605. Oh. Surprise, surprise.Copy !req
606. It's a lot.Copy !req
607. 50/50 we split this?Copy !req
608. I'm kidding.Copy !req
609. I'm kidding.
It's a joke.Copy !req
610. It's a joke.
It's a joke.Copy !req
611. I'll tell you something.Copy !req
612. You're a patriot,
and you love America.Copy !req
613. Can we celebrate
with some blow jobs?Copy !req
614. You know what?Copy !req
615. I want to negotiate
right nowCopy !req
616. Because I know you guys
fucked up.
No, we didn't.Copy !req
617. I want to negotiate
right now.
No, we didn't.Copy !req
618. Yeah, yeah.
I get to—Copy !req
619. I get to cradle him
like a little baby
for 30 seconds.Copy !req
620. No, you don't.Copy !req
621. No.Copy !req
622. Or I'm gonna call
your guys' superior.Copy !req
623. Ok, fine. Do it now,
do it fast.
Do it right now?Copy !req
624. Just do it fast,
do it fast.
Ok.Copy !req
625. Cradle down.Copy !req
626. Jesus Christ.Copy !req
627. You're a baby.
Jesus Christ, man.Copy !req
628. You're a baby.
Say, "I'm a baby."Copy !req
629. I'm a baby,
I'm a baby.
Say it.Copy !req
630. Say, "I'm a baby."Copy !req
631. I'm a baby,
I'm a baby.Copy !req
632. "I'm a cute,
adorable baby."Copy !req
633. I'm a cute,
adorable baby.Copy !req
634. He's a baby.
I'm a cute,
adorable baby.Copy !req