1. YOU GUYS HAVEN'T SEEN
BLARGH. AVI YET?Copy !req
2. WE'RE WATCHING IT.Copy !req
3. GO!Copy !req
4. BLARGH!Copy !req
5. NAILED YA!Copy !req
6. WE WERE USING THE COMPUTER
FOR BUSINESS PURPOSES.Copy !req
7. YOU DON'T THINK I KNOW ABOUT
FUNNY VIDEO FRIDAYS, BUT I KNOW.Copy !req
8. OH-HO, YOU'RE GONNA GET
SUCH A WRITE-UP.Copy !req
9. QUICK, PUT SOMETHING ON
BENSON WILL LIKE.Copy !req
10. WHA?Copy !req
11. IT'S A CAT VIDEO, BENSON.Copy !req
12. CAT... VIDEO?Copy !req
13. HERE'S ANOTHER ONE.Copy !req
14. ROWR.Copy !req
15. WHOA.Copy !req
16. WHEN DID THEY START
MAKING THESE?Copy !req
17. A LONG TIME AGO, BENSON.Copy !req
18. THERE'S MILLIONS OF THEM.Copy !req
19. PEOPLE JUST PUT UP VIDEOS
OF THEIR CATSCopy !req
20. ON THE INTERNET?Copy !req
21. THAT'S RIGHT, MAN.Copy !req
22. SO JUST SIT DOWN FOR AN HOUR
OR TWO AND CATCH UP.Copy !req
23. I LOVE CATS.Copy !req
24. SO, ALL I DO
IS CLICK ON THESE CATS?Copy !req
25. YEP. FOCUS ON THE CATS
AND NOT ON THE WRITE-UPS.Copy !req
26. WRITE— WHA?Copy !req
27. EXACTLY.Copy !req
28. SORRY, SORRY. I KNOW I'M LATE
TO THE MORNING MEETING.Copy !req
29. DON'T SWEAT IT.Copy !req
30. BENSON
ISN'T EVEN HERE YET.Copy !req
31. THAT'S WEIRD.Copy !req
32. YEAH, HE'S NEVER LATE.Copy !req
33. DID YOU STAY UP ALL NIGHT
WATCHING CAT VIDEOS?Copy !req
34. SURE DID.Copy !req
35. DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE
INTERNET CAT CELEBRITIES?Copy !req
36. THERE'S FAT CAT,
RATA TAT CAT,Copy !req
37. AND MARI, THE JAPANESE CAT
THAT LIKES BOXES.Copy !req
38. BUT MY PERSON FAVE
IS CURMUDGEON CAT.Copy !req
39. UGH.
PIECE OF JUNK.Copy !req
40. I'VE GOT TO GET A NEW PHONE.Copy !req
41. UHHHH...Copy !req
42. UH, BENSON,
WE NEED OUR ASSIGNMENTS.Copy !req
43. OH, RIGHT. POPS,
YOU'RE IN CHARGE FOR THE DAY.Copy !req
44. I'M ASSIGNING YOU ALL
OLD-TIMEY DANCES.Copy !req
45. THIS IS BAD.Copy !req
46. AND MORDECAI AND RIGBY
ARE RESPONSIBLE.Copy !req
47. WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?Copy !req
48. YOU GOT BENSON
INTO CAT VIDEOS.Copy !req
49. YOU GET HIM OUT.
THOSE ARE THE RULES.Copy !req
50. HEY, I GOT AN IDEA.Copy !req
51. LET'S JUST WAIT
UNTIL BENSON SNAPS OUT OF IT.Copy !req
52. MY LEGS FEEL LIKE WET NOODLES.Copy !req
53. WE BETTER GO
CHECK UP ON HIM.Copy !req
54. COME ON, CURMUDGEON CAT,
EAT YOUR FOOD.Copy !req
55. HEY, THAT'S MY FOOD!Copy !req
56. McFLUFFIN,Copy !req
57. I'M TRYING TO WATCH A VIDEO
ABOUT CATS.Copy !req
58. HEY.Copy !req
59. I WASN'T DONE WITH THAT.Copy !req
60. NOW, WHERE WERE WE?Copy !req
61. AWW, HE THINKS HE'S PEOPLE.Copy !req
62. HAVE YOU EVER DREAMED
OF MEETING CURMUDGEON CAT?Copy !req
63. HI, I'M CAT MASTERSON,
AUTEUR DIRECTORCopy !req
64. AND VISIONARY BEHIND
SUCH CLASSIC CAT VIDEOSCopy !req
65. AS "I HATE WEEKDAYS,"Copy !req
66. "CURMUDGEON CAPERS,"
AND "KITTY KITTY BANG BANG."Copy !req
67. WELL, IF YOU "FELINE" MEETING
CURMUDGEON CAT IN PERSON,Copy !req
68. THEN COME ON DOWN
TO MASTERSON STUDIOSCopy !req
69. TO ATTEND A LIVE TAPING
OF HIS NEXT VIDEO.Copy !req
70. YOU HERE
FOR THE LIVE TAPING?Copy !req
71. YES, I AM, MR. MASTERSON.Copy !req
72. I'M A BIG FAN.Copy !req
73. BIG, BIG, BIG, BIG,
REALLY BIG FAN.Copy !req
74. I LIKE YOUR MANIC,
SWEATY ENERGY.Copy !req
75. RIGHT THIS WAY.Copy !req
76. NOW, FIRST WE GOT TO GET YOU
SUITED UP IN, UH —Copy !req
77. IN YOUR VIEWING SUIT.Copy !req
78. WHAT'S THIS?Copy !req
79. STANDARD
INDUSTRY PRACTICE.Copy !req
80. OKAY.Copy !req
81. OOH, THAT'S GOOD.
NICE, SNUG FIT.Copy !req
82. NOW LET'S GET THIS SHOW
ON THE ROAD.Copy !req
83. YOU KNOW, I GOT TO ASK —Copy !req
84. IN "BALL OF YARN" AT 2:38,
CURMU— WAIT.Copy !req
85. WHY IS IT ALL DARK
IN THERE?Copy !req
86. STANDARD INDUSTRY PRACTICE.Copy !req
87. WHA—
WHERE'S CURMUDGEON CAT?Copy !req
88. HUH?Copy !req
89. GO AHEAD, LIL BENNY.
PLAY WITH YOUR TOY.Copy !req
90. I — I DON'T THINK
I'M COMFORTABLE WITH THIS.Copy !req
91. UGH. DO WE HAVE A DIVA
ON OUR HANDS HERE?Copy !req
92. I THINK WE HAVE A DIVA.Copy !req
93. - UNH.
- BAT THE MOUSE!Copy !req
94. - UNH.
- BAT THE MOUSE!Copy !req
95. YES, YES.Copy !req
96. BENSON?Copy !req
97. HEY, MAN, WE GOT WINGS.Copy !req
98. THIS ISN'T GOOD.Copy !req
99. THEN COME ON DOWN
TO MASTERSON STUDIOSCopy !req
100. TO ATTEND A LIVE TAPING
OF HIS NEXT VIDEO.Copy !req
101. LET'S GO.Copy !req
102. HEY, WE'RE LOOKING
FOR OUR FRIEND, BENSON.Copy !req
103. SWEATY GUY, LOOKS LIKE
HE HASN'T SLEPT IN A FEW DAYS.Copy !req
104. ONE MOMENT.Copy !req
105. SECURITY!Copy !req
106. AAH!Copy !req
107. WAKEY, WAKEY.Copy !req
108. HUH?
WHERE ARE WE?Copy !req
109. DUDE, ARE WE
IN PING PONG FACTORY?Copy !req
110. WELCOME TO MY STUDIO.Copy !req
111. WHAT'D YOU DO
WITH BENSON?Copy !req
112. BENSON?
I MADE HIM A STAR.Copy !req
113. YOU SEE, FOR YEARS, I TRIED
USING REAL CATS IN MY VIDEOS,Copy !req
114. BUT THEY ALWAYS FELL SHORT
OF MY VISION.Copy !req
115. I MEAN, HAVE YOU EVER TRIED
TO DIRECT A CAT?Copy !req
116. IT ALMOST MADE ME LOSE MY MIND!Copy !req
117. SO INSTEAD
I BUILT THIS HIGHLY ADVANCEDCopy !req
118. VISUAL EFFECTS STUDIO THAT
ALLOWS ACTORS TO PLAY THE CATS.Copy !req
119. SO CURMUDGEON CAT'S
SOME GUY IN A SUIT?Copy !req
120. PRECISELY.Copy !req
121. HERE'S THE REAL CURMUDGEON CAT,Copy !req
122. A.K.A. RANDALL TATE.Copy !req
123. EW.Copy !req
124. UNFORTUNATELY, HE DIEDCopy !req
125. WHILE FILMING HIS LATEST VIDEO,Copy !req
126. "TRAPEZE KITTY."Copy !req
127. THEY SAY CATS
ALWAYS LAND ON THEIR FEET.Copy !req
128. BUT OVERWEIGHT MIDDLE-AGE MEN,
NOT SO MUCH.Copy !req
129. SO NOW I NEED TO FIND
SOME NEW STARS,Copy !req
130. AND, UH, I LIKE YOUR LOOK.Copy !req
131. NO WAY, MASTERSON.Copy !req
132. WE'RE NOT GONNA BE
MOTION-CAPTURE PUPPETS.Copy !req
133. THIS ISN'T MO-CAP.Copy !req
134. THIS IS MO-CAT!Copy !req
135. DALE.Copy !req
136. WHA?Copy !req
137. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
I INTRODUCE YOUCopy !req
138. TO THE NEWEST
INTERNET CAT SENSATIONS —Copy !req
139. STRETCH AND, UH, RUNTY.Copy !req
140. HEY!Copy !req
141. AND ROLL CAMERA.Copy !req
142. "STRETCH AND RUNTY,"
TAKE ONE.Copy !req
143. AND ACTION.Copy !req
144. WE'RE NOT GONNA ACT
LIKE CATS.Copy !req
145. AW! NOT EVEN A LITTLE?Copy !req
146. SHOW US WHERE BENSON IS.Copy !req
147. FINE.Copy !req
148. IF YOU DON'T WANT TO
ACT LIKE CATS,Copy !req
149. THEN WHY ARE YOU BEING
SO ADORABLE?Copy !req
150. STOP PLAYING GAMES,
MASTERSON.Copy !req
151. BUT THIS IS
SUCH GREAT FOOTAGE.Copy !req
152. OH, LOOK AT THAT!Copy !req
153. OOH, WHO LET THESE DRAPES
IN HERE?Copy !req
154. I GUESS YOU'RE JUST GONNA
HAVE TO CLIMB THEM.Copy !req
155. SERIOUSLY?Copy !req
156. HMM, YOU KITTIES GETTING
SWEATY?Copy !req
157. LOOKS LIKE IT'S BATH TIME.Copy !req
158. QUICK, THE DOOR!Copy !req
159. WHY ARE YOU RESISTING?Copy !req
160. LISTEN, YOU GUYS SHOULD JUST
PLAY WITH SOME YARN FOR A WHILE.Copy !req
161. YOU KNOW WHAT?Copy !req
162. FINE. GO THROUGH THAT DOOR.Copy !req
163. YOU MIGHT NOT LIKE
WHAT YOU FIND.Copy !req
164. DUDE, WHERE ARE WE?Copy !req
165. I THINK
IT'S A LAUNDRY ROOM.Copy !req
166. AAH!Copy !req
167. CUTENESS.
CUTENESS HAS A FACE.Copy !req
168. BENSON?Copy !req
169. BUT YOU MUST MAKE A FRIEND
OF CUTENESS.Copy !req
170. CUTENESS AND HORROR
ARE YOUR FRIENDS.Copy !req
171. HE'S GONE CRAZY.Copy !req
172. BENSON.Copy !req
173. MY NAME IS
LIL BENNY NOW.Copy !req
174. STOP IT!Copy !req
175. WE'RE HERE TO RESCUE YOU.Copy !req
176. DUDE, HE'S OUT OF IT.Copy !req
177. STRETCH AND RUNTY,
WHY DON'T YOU JOIN LIL BENNY?Copy !req
178. YOU'LL GET FULL VETERINARY
AND DENTAL.Copy !req
179. DUDE, YOU'RE SICK.Copy !req
180. LET'S GET YOU OUT OF HERE,
BENSON.Copy !req
181. WE'RE COMING TO GET YOU,
MASTERSON.Copy !req
182. THEY'RE HEADED
FOR THE CONTROL ROOM.Copy !req
183. SHOULD WE CUT?Copy !req
184. NO. NO, NO, NO.
KEEP ROLLING.Copy !req
185. CUE THE POINTER.Copy !req
186. CUEING POINTER.Copy !req
187. OOH, IT'S THE LASER POINTER!Copy !req
188. HEY! WHERE ARE WE GOING?Copy !req
189. WE'RE SUPPOSED TO PLAY
WITH THE LASER.Copy !req
190. IS MR. MASTERSON TRYING
TO HURT US WITH THE LASER?Copy !req
191. YES, BENSON.
YES, HE IS.Copy !req
192. I REMEMBER.Copy !req
193. MY NAME IS BENSON.Copy !req
194. AND YOU GUYS
ARE MORDECAI AND RIGBY.Copy !req
195. YOU GUYS LOOK ADORABLE.Copy !req
196. HOW DO WE GET
OUT OF HERE?Copy !req
197. LOOK, THE CONTROL ROOM.Copy !req
198. CUE ACT 3 ANTAGONISTS.Copy !req
199. CUEING ANTAGONISTS.Copy !req
200. I'D LIKE TO
INTRODUCE YOU KITTIESCopy !req
201. TO SOME
OF MY FAVORITE SCENARIOS.Copy !req
202. STUART 2.0 — A TODDLER WITH NO
BOUNDARIES AND STICKY FINGERS.Copy !req
203. LUCY — A SHIBA THAT'S
ALWAYS GETTING "INU" TROUBLE.Copy !req
204. WOOF, WOOF, WOOF, WOOF.Copy !req
205. AND THE VACUUM CLEANERCopy !req
206. AND ACTION!Copy !req
207. AAAH!Copy !req
208. I'M THE FELINE FELLINI, BABY!Copy !req
209. SCATTER!Copy !req
210. I'M THE TABBY TARANTINO!Copy !req
211. COME ON!Copy !req
212. ON THE COUNT OF THREE.Copy !req
213. ONE...Copy !req
214. I AM, UH...Copy !req
215. TWO...Copy !req
216. - UH, C.M.?
- NOT NOW.Copy !req
217. I'M THE, UH...Copy !req
218. THREE.Copy !req
219. I AM THE KITTY KUBRICK!Copy !req
220. AAH!
OH, THIS IS GREAT!Copy !req
221. YOU GOT TO
GET THIS ON TAPE.Copy !req
222. THE CLIMAX
OF MY MAGNUM OPUS!Copy !req
223. I'M PRETTY SURE THEY WANT TO
BEAT YOU UP, C.M.Copy !req
224. NO, SEE?Copy !req
225. THAT'S REAL.Copy !req
226. I WANT YOU TO CAPTURE IT.Copy !req
227. OKAY, YOU, GET OVER THERE.Copy !req
228. G-G-GET THE WIDES.Copy !req
229. AND I'LL GET THE P.O.V.Copy !req
230. OKAY.
OKAY, TRUCK IN.Copy !req
231. AND ACTION!Copy !req
232. AH!
PILE UP ON ME.Copy !req
233. ADORABLE.Copy !req
234. AWW.Copy !req
235. I MEAN, YOU'RE REALLY GETTING
HURT BUT... AWW.Copy !req
236. DRAMATIC MUSIC SWELLS
AND — AH!Copy !req
237. MUSIC SWELLS HIGHER.Copy !req
238. UP SHOT, PROTAGONISTS IN.Copy !req
239. SPECIAL LIGHTING ILLUMINATES
THEIR PERPLEXED FACES.Copy !req
240. TWIST ENDING.Copy !req
241. CUT TO BLACK.Copy !req
242. THAT'S A WRAP, PEOPLE.Copy !req
243. AH, THAT TWIST
CAME OUT OF NOWHERE.Copy !req
244. HE DIDN'T SET THAT UP
AT ALL.Copy !req
245. I'LL CALL
ANIMAL CONTROL.Copy !req
246. THERE HE IS.Copy !req
247. OKAY, CANCEL MY 5:00.Copy !req
248. SEE IF I CAN GET THE EQUIPMENT
IN THE SLAMMER.Copy !req
249. BENSON. BUBULAH. CALL ME.Copy !req
250. LOOK, BENSON,Copy !req
251. SORRY FOR, LIKE, GETTING
YOU ADDICTED TO CAT VIDEOS.Copy !req
252. WE'RE COOL NOW, RIGHT?Copy !req
253. AH! GAH!Copy !req
254. YOU TWO ARE LUCKY
I DIDN'T SUFFERCopy !req
255. ANY PERMANENT
PSYCHOLOGICAL DAMAGE.Copy !req
256. LET'S GO.Copy !req
257. SHOTGUN!Copy !req
258. DON'T RUN.Copy !req
259. HOLD UP, GUYS.Copy !req
260. THE SCORE IS 28-28.Copy !req
261. NEXT TOUCHDOWN WINS.Copy !req
262. BUT WHO'S GONNA
TAKE IT HOME —Copy !req
263. THE TAME GAMERS...Copy !req
264. OR THE DISASTER BOYS?Copy !req
265. OH, GOODNESS!
IT'S STORMING!Copy !req
266. WELL, I GUESS THAT'S THAT.
LET'S GO INSIDE.Copy !req
267. OH, SO I GUESS
YOU FORFEIT?Copy !req
268. AND RISK
BEING STRUCK BY LIGHTNING?Copy !req
269. YES, WE FORFEIT.Copy !req
270. OH, COME ON!Copy !req
271. PEOPLE DON'T ACTUALLY
GET STRUCK BY LIGHTNING.Copy !req
272. THAT'S JUST
AN OLD WIVES' TALE.Copy !req
273. YEAH.
YEAH.Copy !req
274. WE GOT A BUNCH OF OLD WIVES
OVER HERE.Copy !req
275. OH, IT'S ON.Copy !req
276. HUT, HUT! HIKE!Copy !req
277. HUNH!Copy !req
278. I GOT IT! I GOT IT!Copy !req
279. I GOT IT! I GOT IT!Copy !req
280. YES!Copy !req
281. HUNH!Copy !req
282. WHOO! WHOO!Copy !req
283. YES! WHOO WHOO!Copy !req
284. HOO! HOO! HOO! HOO!Copy !req
285. WHOO!Copy !req
286. YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LIKES
TO MESS AROUND IN THE RAIN?Copy !req
287. MY MOM!Copy !req
288. LOOKS LIKE
THEY'RE COMING OUT OF IT.Copy !req
289. WHERE... AM I?Copy !req
290. DON'T WORRY.
YOU'RE IN A HOSPITAL.Copy !req
291. YOU'RE
PERFECTLY SAFE —Copy !req
292. ASSUMING
YOU HAVE INSURANCE.Copy !req
293. NOW, YOU'VE SUFFERED
A SERIOUS SHOCK,Copy !req
294. SO WE NEED TO ASK
A FEW QUESTIONS.Copy !req
295. WHAT'S YOUR NAME?Copy !req
296. MITCH SORENSTEIN.Copy !req
297. WHERE DO YOU LIVE?Copy !req
298. IN A TRAILER
WITH MY WIFE, STARLA.Copy !req
299. GOOD.Copy !req
300. AND YOUR OCCUPATION?Copy !req
301. I WORK AT THE PARK.
I'M A GROUNDSKEEPER.Copy !req
302. MM. LOOKS LIKE
EVERYTHING'S NORMAL.Copy !req
303. I JUST HAVE ONE QUESTION
FOR YOU, DOC.Copy !req
304. WHO'S THIS GUY?Copy !req
305. HI.
I'M HI FIVE GHOST.Copy !req
306. I ACTUALLY
WORK AT THE PARK, TOO.Copy !req
307. I'M SURPRISED WE NEVER
RAN INTO EACH OTHER.Copy !req
308. WHOA! YOU GUYS REALLY DON'T
REMEMBER EACH OTHER?Copy !req
309. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT,
MORDECAI? WHY SHOULD WE?Copy !req
310. YEAH. I MEAN, HOW CAN I REMEMBER
SOMEONE I JUST MET?Copy !req
311. HOW BAD IS IT,
DOCTOR?Copy !req
312. THEY'RE SUFFERING FROM A VERY
SPECIFIC FORM OF AMNESIA —Copy !req
313. ONE THAT ONLY TARGETS THE
MEMORIES OF THEIR FRIENDSHIP.Copy !req
314. WE'RE FRIENDS?Copy !req
315. HUH.
HUH.Copy !req
316. IS IT TREATABLE?Copy !req
317. IT'S MY MEDICAL OPINION
THAT YOU SHOULD GO HOMECopy !req
318. AND TRY YOUR BEST
TO HELP JOG THEIR MEMORIES.Copy !req
319. Hi Five:
SO, YOU'RE SAYING WE'VE BEEN
FRIENDS SINCE HIGH SCHOOL?Copy !req
320. YEAH, EVER SINCE YOU ALMOST DIED
IN THE CRASH PIT.Copy !req
321. HUH. I DON'T KNOW
IF I SEE IT.Copy !req
322. NO OFFENSE.Copy !req
323. NONE TAKEN.Copy !req
324. I FEEL LIKE
I REMEMBER CRASHING CARSCopy !req
325. IN THE CRASH PIT...Copy !req
326. BUT NOT THIS GUY.Copy !req
327. HMM. SAME.Copy !req
328. YOU GUYS
REALLY DON'T FEEL ANYTHING?Copy !req
329. ANY CONNECTION AT ALL?Copy !req
330. HMMMMM.
HMMMMM.Copy !req
331. NOPE.
OH, COME ON.Copy !req
332. YOU KNOW HOW RIGBY AND I
HAVE ALL OUR THINGS LIKE...Copy !req
333. WHOAAA!Copy !req
334. HMM. HMM. HMM. HMM.Copy !req
335. HUMMUS!Copy !req
336. HUNH!Copy !req
337. AND YOU GUYS HAVE YOUR THINGS,
LIKE TAKING OFF YOUR...Copy !req
338. SHOES?
TAKE OFF MY SHOES?Copy !req
339. I WOULDN'T ADVISE THAT,
BRO.Copy !req
340. HOW ABOUT DOING HIGH...Copy !req
341. EATING CHICKEN WI...?Copy !req
342. HMMMMM.
HMMMMM.Copy !req
343. NOT REALLY
RINGING A BELL. SORRY.Copy !req
344. OKAY, FINE.
WE'LL SHOW YOU.Copy !req
345. OKAY! YOU GUYS
ARE DOING GREAT!Copy !req
346. NOW SPIN YOUR SHIRT!Copy !req
347. NO! LIKE TAKE IT OFF,
OVER YOUR HEAD!Copy !req
348. WHOO! WHOO!Copy !req
349. WHOOO! WHOOOO! WHOOOO!Copy !req
350. ARE YOU GUYS
SURE THIS IS OKAY?Copy !req
351. WE'RE REALLY DOING SOME DAMAGE
TO THE LAWN OUT HERE.Copy !req
352. OH, YEAH.Copy !req
353. YEAH, THIS IS GREAT.Copy !req
354. NICE. HOW 'BOUT YOU, FIVES?
YOU FEELING IT?Copy !req
355. I GUESS IT'S JUST NOT FOR ME.
NO OFFENSE.Copy !req
356. NONE TAKEN.Copy !req
357. MMM.Copy !req
358. HMMMM.
HMMMM.Copy !req
359. MAN,
WHAT AN AWESOME DAY.Copy !req
360. THIS GUY MUST BE
THE GREATEST FRIEND.Copy !req
361. HOW 'BOUT WE TRY
SOME OF YOUR STUFF, FIVES —Copy !req
362. SOME OF
WHAT YOU LIKE TO DO?Copy !req
363. OKAY, COOL.Copy !req
364. YOU MEAN, LIKE,
GOING TO THE RECORD STORECopy !req
365. OR HANGING WITH CELIACopy !req
366. OR TAKING
MY ESPERANTO CLASS?Copy !req
367. UHH...
WELL, ACTUALLY...Copy !req
368. YOU DIDN'T DO ANY OF THAT
WITH MUSCLE MAN, SO...Copy !req
369. OHH.Copy !req
370. HEY, WE MADE SOMETHING
THAT MIGHT HELP.Copy !req
371. A FILM!Copy !req
372. A FIL—
WELL, A VIDEO.Copy !req
373. WE MADE A VIDEO
OF YOU GUYS TOGETHER.Copy !req
374. WE WENT
INTO THE ARCHIVESCopy !req
375. AND PUT TOGETHER THIS FILM
AS BEST WE COULD.Copy !req
376. VIDEO. IT'S REALLY
MORE OF A —Copy !req
377. OH. IT'S STARTING.Copy !req
378. AS MY BEST MAN,
IT'S YOUR JOBCopy !req
379. TO FEED ME FRIED FOOD
TILL I PASS OUT!Copy !req
380. YOU GOT IT!Copy !req
381. HEH HEH. NICE.Copy !req
382. HMM.Copy !req
383. AHH — AHH —Copy !req
384. AW, YEAH.
NOW, THAT IS FUNNY.Copy !req
385. HMM.Copy !req
386. OH.Copy !req
387. FIVES, I PUT ON
TOO MUCH TANNING OIL,Copy !req
388. AND NOW I CAN'T GET UP!Copy !req
389. DON'T WORRY!
I'LL HELP!Copy !req
390. UGH!Copy !req
391. OOOOOF!
UGHHHH!Copy !req
392. WOW!Copy !req
393. WHAT WONDERFUL MEMORIES!Copy !req
394. I, UH... I THINK
I'M GONNA CALL IT A NIGHT,Copy !req
395. IF THAT'S OKAY.Copy !req
396. THANKS.Copy !req
397. MAN, AFTER WATCHING THAT,Copy !req
398. I WOULDN'T
EVEN BE FRIENDS WITH ME.Copy !req
399. I WANT YOU TO GIVE IT
TO ME STRAIGHT, BROS.Copy !req
400. AM I NOT COOL?Copy !req
401. WELL...Copy !req
402. IT NEVER
REALLY MATTERED.Copy !req
403. HI FIVE WAS THERE, SO YOU WERE
ALWAYS COOL TO SOMEONE.Copy !req
404. BRUTAL.Copy !req
405. WITHOUT HIM,
I'M JUST A LOSER.Copy !req
406. I GOT TO START
TAKING THIS SERIOUSLY.Copy !req
407. I CAN'T LET THIS
SLIP THROUGH MY FINGERS.Copy !req
408. HMM.Copy !req
409. HEY, BRO. COOL SONG.Copy !req
410. MUSCLE MAN'S
AT THE DOOR.Copy !req
411. YES?Copy !req
412. BRO, I KNOW
I DON'T SEEM VERY COOL,Copy !req
413. BUT THERE'S GOT TO BE A REASON
WE WERE SUCH GOOD FRIENDS,Copy !req
414. AND I DON'T WANT
TO LOSE THAT.Copy !req
415. THERE'S ONE THING
TO SAVE OUR FRIENDSHIPCopy !req
416. WE HAVEN'T TRIED YET.Copy !req
417. LISTEN,
IT'S BEEN A LONG DAY,Copy !req
418. AND I REALLY NEED
TO RECHARGE RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
419. PLEASE.
THIS IS THE LAST THING.Copy !req
420. JUST SLAP ME
SOME SKIN.Copy !req
421. MM.Copy !req
422. COME ON!Copy !req
423. DON'T LEAVE ME
HANGING, BRO!Copy !req
424. IF IT'S THE LAST THING.Copy !req
425. HUNH!
HUNH!Copy !req
426. HOSPITAL AGAIN!Copy !req
427. SO, TELL ME, DO YOU GUYS
REMEMBER EACH OTHER YET?Copy !req
428. NO.
NO.Copy !req
429. BUT WE CAN'T GIVE UP.Copy !req
430. WE GOT TO DO
WHATEVER IT TAKES.Copy !req
431. I DON'T KNOW, MITCH.Copy !req
432. MAYBE
THIS IS ALL A SIGNCopy !req
433. THAT OUR FRIENDSHIP
ISN'T MEANT TO BE.Copy !req
434. DON'T SAY THAT, BRO!Copy !req
435. HEY,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
436. YOU CAN'T LEAVE!Copy !req
437. ACTUALLY, I WAS THINKING
ABOUT GOING ON A ROAD TRIP.Copy !req
438. I HAVE A LOT
TO THINK ABOUT —Copy !req
439. LIKE, WHAT IS A FRIEND,
REALLY?Copy !req
440. WHAT DOES
ANY OF THIS MEAN?Copy !req
441. ARE WE ALL ALONE
ON THIS BIG, BLUE PEBBLE?Copy !req
442. WAIT!Copy !req
443. PLEASE — WAIT.Copy !req
444. YOU KNOW WHO ELSE
HAS A LOT TO THINK ABOUT?Copy !req
445. WHO?Copy !req
446. MY MOM!Copy !req
447. HMM.Copy !req
448. I DON'T REALLY GET IT.Copy !req
449. MITCH?Copy !req
450. MITCH!Copy !req
451. FUN BUN?Copy !req
452. WHAT'S IT GONNA TAKE
FOR YOU TO BE MY FRIEND?Copy !req
453. STARLA, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO
TAPE OUR SHOWS TONIGHT,Copy !req
454. 'CAUSE I'M NOT COMING BACK
WITHOUT MY BEST FRIEND.Copy !req
455. MWAH!Copy !req
456. YOU JUST MISSED HIM.Copy !req
457. HE WENT
TO THE BUS STATION.Copy !req
458. IF YOU CAME TO CHANGE MY MIND,
YOU'RE WASTING YOUR TIME.Copy !req
459. NO, BRO. I JUST WANT TO GIVE YOU
A RIDE TO THE BUS STATION.Copy !req
460. REALLY?
REALLY.Copy !req
461. IT'S THE LEAST
I COULD DO.Copy !req
462. WELL...Copy !req
463. OKAY. YEAH.
THANK YOU.Copy !req
464. UH, IF YOU DON'T LIKE
THE MUSIC,Copy !req
465. YOU CAN CHANGE IT,
OR WHATEVER.Copy !req
466. OH, NO. IT'S OKAY.Copy !req
467. WELL, LOOKS LIKE
MY STOP'S COMING UP.Copy !req
468. OH. UH, I THINK
YOU JUST PASSED THE BUS STATION.Copy !req
469. WELL, THAT'S OKAY.Copy !req
470. I'M SURE WE CAN MAKE A LEGAL
U-TURN AT THE NEXT LIGHT.Copy !req
471. HEY!
I'M JAYWALKING HERE!Copy !req
472. OH, NO.Copy !req
473. OH, NO! WE'RE NOT GOING
TO THE BUS STOP?Copy !req
474. WHERE ARE YOU TAKING ME?Copy !req
475. I FIGURED IT OUT, BRO.Copy !req
476. IT ALL CAME TOGETHER
IN HERE.Copy !req
477. THEY TOLD US
ABOUT THE CRASH PIT.Copy !req
478. THEY SAID THAT'S WHERE
IT ALL STARTED.Copy !req
479. AND NOW
THAT'S WHERE THIS ENDS.Copy !req
480. YOU'RE GOING
OFF THE RAILS, MAN!Copy !req
481. YOU'LL SEE.Copy !req
482. AAH!Copy !req
483. DO YOU TRUST ME,
BRO?Copy !req
484. NO! NO, I DON'T!Copy !req
485. LOOK AT WHAT YOU'RE DOING!
THIS IS CRAZY!Copy !req
486. PLEASE STOP!Copy !req
487. AAAAAAAAH!Copy !req
488. I REMEMBER EVERYTHING!Copy !req
489. TOO BAD
WE'RE GONNA DIE.Copy !req
490. NOT ON MY WATCH.Copy !req
491. WHOA!
WHOA!Copy !req
492. THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE.Copy !req
493. WHOA. THANKS FOR NOT GIVING UP
ON OUR FRIENDSHIP, MUSCLE MAN.Copy !req
494. YOU KNOW WHO ELSE
DOESN'T GIVE UP ON FRIENDSHIP?Copy !req
495. MY MOM!Copy !req