Regular Show 7x7

Directed by

Paul Scheer as Cat Masterson (voice) • Ali Hillis as Stuart 2.0 / Secretary / Girl (voice)

When Benson threatens to blow the whistle on Mordecai and Rigby's Funny Video Fridays, the duo distracts Benson with viral videos showing cats doing cute and crazy things, turning their boss into a cat video addict.

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1. YOU GUYS HAVEN'T SEEN BLARGH. AVI YET?

2. WE'RE WATCHING IT.

3. GO!

4. BLARGH!

5. NAILED YA!

6. WE WERE USING THE COMPUTER FOR BUSINESS PURPOSES.

7. YOU DON'T THINK I KNOW ABOUT FUNNY VIDEO FRIDAYS, BUT I KNOW.

8. OH-HO, YOU'RE GONNA GET SUCH A WRITE-UP.

9. QUICK, PUT SOMETHING ON BENSON WILL LIKE.

10. WHA?

11. IT'S A CAT VIDEO, BENSON.

12. CAT... VIDEO?

13. HERE'S ANOTHER ONE.

14. ROWR.

15. WHOA.

16. WHEN DID THEY START MAKING THESE?

17. A LONG TIME AGO, BENSON.

18. THERE'S MILLIONS OF THEM.

19. PEOPLE JUST PUT UP VIDEOS OF THEIR CATS

20. ON THE INTERNET?

21. THAT'S RIGHT, MAN.

22. SO JUST SIT DOWN FOR AN HOUR OR TWO AND CATCH UP.

23. I LOVE CATS.

24. SO, ALL I DO IS CLICK ON THESE CATS?

25. YEP. FOCUS ON THE CATS AND NOT ON THE WRITE-UPS.

26. WRITE— WHA?

27. EXACTLY.

28. SORRY, SORRY. I KNOW I'M LATE TO THE MORNING MEETING.

29. DON'T SWEAT IT.

30. BENSON ISN'T EVEN HERE YET.

31. THAT'S WEIRD.

32. YEAH, HE'S NEVER LATE.

33. DID YOU STAY UP ALL NIGHT WATCHING CAT VIDEOS?

34. SURE DID.

35. DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE INTERNET CAT CELEBRITIES?

36. THERE'S FAT CAT, RATA TAT CAT,

37. AND MARI, THE JAPANESE CAT THAT LIKES BOXES.

38. BUT MY PERSON FAVE IS CURMUDGEON CAT.

39. UGH. PIECE OF JUNK.

40. I'VE GOT TO GET A NEW PHONE.

41. UHHHH...

42. UH, BENSON, WE NEED OUR ASSIGNMENTS.

43. OH, RIGHT. POPS, YOU'RE IN CHARGE FOR THE DAY.

44. I'M ASSIGNING YOU ALL OLD-TIMEY DANCES.

45. THIS IS BAD.

46. AND MORDECAI AND RIGBY ARE RESPONSIBLE.

47. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

48. YOU GOT BENSON INTO CAT VIDEOS.

49. YOU GET HIM OUT. THOSE ARE THE RULES.

50. HEY, I GOT AN IDEA.

51. LET'S JUST WAIT UNTIL BENSON SNAPS OUT OF IT.

52. MY LEGS FEEL LIKE WET NOODLES.

53. WE BETTER GO CHECK UP ON HIM.

54. COME ON, CURMUDGEON CAT, EAT YOUR FOOD.

55. HEY, THAT'S MY FOOD!

56. McFLUFFIN,

57. I'M TRYING TO WATCH A VIDEO ABOUT CATS.

58. HEY.

59. I WASN'T DONE WITH THAT.

60. NOW, WHERE WERE WE?

61. AWW, HE THINKS HE'S PEOPLE.

62. HAVE YOU EVER DREAMED OF MEETING CURMUDGEON CAT?

63. HI, I'M CAT MASTERSON, AUTEUR DIRECTOR

64. AND VISIONARY BEHIND SUCH CLASSIC CAT VIDEOS

65. AS "I HATE WEEKDAYS,"

66. "CURMUDGEON CAPERS," AND "KITTY KITTY BANG BANG."

67. WELL, IF YOU "FELINE" MEETING CURMUDGEON CAT IN PERSON,

68. THEN COME ON DOWN TO MASTERSON STUDIOS

69. TO ATTEND A LIVE TAPING OF HIS NEXT VIDEO.

70. YOU HERE FOR THE LIVE TAPING?

71. YES, I AM, MR. MASTERSON.

72. I'M A BIG FAN.

73. BIG, BIG, BIG, BIG, REALLY BIG FAN.

74. I LIKE YOUR MANIC, SWEATY ENERGY.

75. RIGHT THIS WAY.

76. NOW, FIRST WE GOT TO GET YOU SUITED UP IN, UH —

77. IN YOUR VIEWING SUIT.

78. WHAT'S THIS?

79. STANDARD INDUSTRY PRACTICE.

80. OKAY.

81. OOH, THAT'S GOOD. NICE, SNUG FIT.

82. NOW LET'S GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD.

83. YOU KNOW, I GOT TO ASK —

84. IN "BALL OF YARN" AT 2:38, CURMU— WAIT.

85. WHY IS IT ALL DARK IN THERE?

86. STANDARD INDUSTRY PRACTICE.

87. WHA— WHERE'S CURMUDGEON CAT?

88. HUH?

89. GO AHEAD, LIL BENNY. PLAY WITH YOUR TOY.

90. I — I DON'T THINK I'M COMFORTABLE WITH THIS.

91. UGH. DO WE HAVE A DIVA ON OUR HANDS HERE?

92. I THINK WE HAVE A DIVA.

93. - UNH. - BAT THE MOUSE!

94. - UNH. - BAT THE MOUSE!

95. YES, YES.

96. BENSON?

97. HEY, MAN, WE GOT WINGS.

98. THIS ISN'T GOOD.

99. THEN COME ON DOWN TO MASTERSON STUDIOS

100. TO ATTEND A LIVE TAPING OF HIS NEXT VIDEO.

101. LET'S GO.

102. HEY, WE'RE LOOKING FOR OUR FRIEND, BENSON.

103. SWEATY GUY, LOOKS LIKE HE HASN'T SLEPT IN A FEW DAYS.

104. ONE MOMENT.

105. SECURITY!

106. AAH!

107. WAKEY, WAKEY.

108. HUH? WHERE ARE WE?

109. DUDE, ARE WE IN PING PONG FACTORY?

110. WELCOME TO MY STUDIO.

111. WHAT'D YOU DO WITH BENSON?

112. BENSON? I MADE HIM A STAR.

113. YOU SEE, FOR YEARS, I TRIED USING REAL CATS IN MY VIDEOS,

114. BUT THEY ALWAYS FELL SHORT OF MY VISION.

115. I MEAN, HAVE YOU EVER TRIED TO DIRECT A CAT?

116. IT ALMOST MADE ME LOSE MY MIND!

117. SO INSTEAD I BUILT THIS HIGHLY ADVANCED

118. VISUAL EFFECTS STUDIO THAT ALLOWS ACTORS TO PLAY THE CATS.

119. SO CURMUDGEON CAT'S SOME GUY IN A SUIT?

120. PRECISELY.

121. HERE'S THE REAL CURMUDGEON CAT,

122. A.K.A. RANDALL TATE.

123. EW.

124. UNFORTUNATELY, HE DIED

125. WHILE FILMING HIS LATEST VIDEO,

126. "TRAPEZE KITTY."

127. THEY SAY CATS ALWAYS LAND ON THEIR FEET.

128. BUT OVERWEIGHT MIDDLE-AGE MEN, NOT SO MUCH.

129. SO NOW I NEED TO FIND SOME NEW STARS,

130. AND, UH, I LIKE YOUR LOOK.

131. NO WAY, MASTERSON.

132. WE'RE NOT GONNA BE MOTION-CAPTURE PUPPETS.

133. THIS ISN'T MO-CAP.

134. THIS IS MO-CAT!

135. DALE.

136. WHA?

137. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I INTRODUCE YOU

138. TO THE NEWEST INTERNET CAT SENSATIONS —

139. STRETCH AND, UH, RUNTY.

140. HEY!

141. AND ROLL CAMERA.

142. "STRETCH AND RUNTY," TAKE ONE.

143. AND ACTION.

144. WE'RE NOT GONNA ACT LIKE CATS.

145. AW! NOT EVEN A LITTLE?

146. SHOW US WHERE BENSON IS.

147. FINE.

148. IF YOU DON'T WANT TO ACT LIKE CATS,

149. THEN WHY ARE YOU BEING SO ADORABLE?

150. STOP PLAYING GAMES, MASTERSON.

151. BUT THIS IS SUCH GREAT FOOTAGE.

152. OH, LOOK AT THAT!

153. OOH, WHO LET THESE DRAPES IN HERE?

154. I GUESS YOU'RE JUST GONNA HAVE TO CLIMB THEM.

155. SERIOUSLY?

156. HMM, YOU KITTIES GETTING SWEATY?

157. LOOKS LIKE IT'S BATH TIME.

158. QUICK, THE DOOR!

159. WHY ARE YOU RESISTING?

160. LISTEN, YOU GUYS SHOULD JUST PLAY WITH SOME YARN FOR A WHILE.

161. YOU KNOW WHAT?

162. FINE. GO THROUGH THAT DOOR.

163. YOU MIGHT NOT LIKE WHAT YOU FIND.

164. DUDE, WHERE ARE WE?

165. I THINK IT'S A LAUNDRY ROOM.

166. AAH!

167. CUTENESS. CUTENESS HAS A FACE.

168. BENSON?

169. BUT YOU MUST MAKE A FRIEND OF CUTENESS.

170. CUTENESS AND HORROR ARE YOUR FRIENDS.

171. HE'S GONE CRAZY.

172. BENSON.

173. MY NAME IS LIL BENNY NOW.

174. STOP IT!

175. WE'RE HERE TO RESCUE YOU.

176. DUDE, HE'S OUT OF IT.

177. STRETCH AND RUNTY, WHY DON'T YOU JOIN LIL BENNY?

178. YOU'LL GET FULL VETERINARY AND DENTAL.

179. DUDE, YOU'RE SICK.

180. LET'S GET YOU OUT OF HERE, BENSON.

181. WE'RE COMING TO GET YOU, MASTERSON.

182. THEY'RE HEADED FOR THE CONTROL ROOM.

183. SHOULD WE CUT?

184. NO. NO, NO, NO. KEEP ROLLING.

185. CUE THE POINTER.

186. CUEING POINTER.

187. OOH, IT'S THE LASER POINTER!

188. HEY! WHERE ARE WE GOING?

189. WE'RE SUPPOSED TO PLAY WITH THE LASER.

190. IS MR. MASTERSON TRYING TO HURT US WITH THE LASER?

191. YES, BENSON. YES, HE IS.

192. I REMEMBER.

193. MY NAME IS BENSON.

194. AND YOU GUYS ARE MORDECAI AND RIGBY.

195. YOU GUYS LOOK ADORABLE.

196. HOW DO WE GET OUT OF HERE?

197. LOOK, THE CONTROL ROOM.

198. CUE ACT 3 ANTAGONISTS.

199. CUEING ANTAGONISTS.

200. I'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE YOU KITTIES

201. TO SOME OF MY FAVORITE SCENARIOS.

202. STUART 2.0 — A TODDLER WITH NO BOUNDARIES AND STICKY FINGERS.

203. LUCY — A SHIBA THAT'S ALWAYS GETTING "INU" TROUBLE.

204. WOOF, WOOF, WOOF, WOOF.

205. AND THE VACUUM CLEANER

206. AND ACTION!

207. AAAH!

208. I'M THE FELINE FELLINI, BABY!

209. SCATTER!

210. I'M THE TABBY TARANTINO!

211. COME ON!

212. ON THE COUNT OF THREE.

213. ONE...

214. I AM, UH...

215. TWO...

216. - UH, C.M.? - NOT NOW.

217. I'M THE, UH...

218. THREE.

219. I AM THE KITTY KUBRICK!

220. AAH! OH, THIS IS GREAT!

221. YOU GOT TO GET THIS ON TAPE.

222. THE CLIMAX OF MY MAGNUM OPUS!

223. I'M PRETTY SURE THEY WANT TO BEAT YOU UP, C.M.

224. NO, SEE?

225. THAT'S REAL.

226. I WANT YOU TO CAPTURE IT.

227. OKAY, YOU, GET OVER THERE.

228. G-G-GET THE WIDES.

229. AND I'LL GET THE P.O.V.

230. OKAY. OKAY, TRUCK IN.

231. AND ACTION!

232. AH! PILE UP ON ME.

233. ADORABLE.

234. AWW.

235. I MEAN, YOU'RE REALLY GETTING HURT BUT... AWW.

236. DRAMATIC MUSIC SWELLS AND — AH!

237. MUSIC SWELLS HIGHER.

238. UP SHOT, PROTAGONISTS IN.

239. SPECIAL LIGHTING ILLUMINATES THEIR PERPLEXED FACES.

240. TWIST ENDING.

241. CUT TO BLACK.

242. THAT'S A WRAP, PEOPLE.

243. AH, THAT TWIST CAME OUT OF NOWHERE.

244. HE DIDN'T SET THAT UP AT ALL.

245. I'LL CALL ANIMAL CONTROL.

246. THERE HE IS.

247. OKAY, CANCEL MY 5:00.

248. SEE IF I CAN GET THE EQUIPMENT IN THE SLAMMER.

249. BENSON. BUBULAH. CALL ME.

250. LOOK, BENSON,

251. SORRY FOR, LIKE, GETTING YOU ADDICTED TO CAT VIDEOS.

252. WE'RE COOL NOW, RIGHT?

253. AH! GAH!

254. YOU TWO ARE LUCKY I DIDN'T SUFFER

255. ANY PERMANENT PSYCHOLOGICAL DAMAGE.

256. LET'S GO.

257. SHOTGUN!

258. DON'T RUN.

259. HOLD UP, GUYS.

260. THE SCORE IS 28-28.

261. NEXT TOUCHDOWN WINS.

262. BUT WHO'S GONNA TAKE IT HOME —

263. THE TAME GAMERS...

264. OR THE DISASTER BOYS?

265. OH, GOODNESS! IT'S STORMING!

266. WELL, I GUESS THAT'S THAT. LET'S GO INSIDE.

267. OH, SO I GUESS YOU FORFEIT?

268. AND RISK BEING STRUCK BY LIGHTNING?

269. YES, WE FORFEIT.

270. OH, COME ON!

271. PEOPLE DON'T ACTUALLY GET STRUCK BY LIGHTNING.

272. THAT'S JUST AN OLD WIVES' TALE.

273. YEAH. YEAH.

274. WE GOT A BUNCH OF OLD WIVES OVER HERE.

275. OH, IT'S ON.

276. HUT, HUT! HIKE!

277. HUNH!

278. I GOT IT! I GOT IT!

279. I GOT IT! I GOT IT!

280. YES!

281. HUNH!

282. WHOO! WHOO!

283. YES! WHOO WHOO!

284. HOO! HOO! HOO! HOO!

285. WHOO!

286. YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LIKES TO MESS AROUND IN THE RAIN?

287. MY MOM!

288. LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE COMING OUT OF IT.

289. WHERE... AM I?

290. DON'T WORRY. YOU'RE IN A HOSPITAL.

291. YOU'RE PERFECTLY SAFE —

292. ASSUMING YOU HAVE INSURANCE.

293. NOW, YOU'VE SUFFERED A SERIOUS SHOCK,

294. SO WE NEED TO ASK A FEW QUESTIONS.

295. WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

296. MITCH SORENSTEIN.

297. WHERE DO YOU LIVE?

298. IN A TRAILER WITH MY WIFE, STARLA.

299. GOOD.

300. AND YOUR OCCUPATION?

301. I WORK AT THE PARK. I'M A GROUNDSKEEPER.

302. MM. LOOKS LIKE EVERYTHING'S NORMAL.

303. I JUST HAVE ONE QUESTION FOR YOU, DOC.

304. WHO'S THIS GUY?

305. HI. I'M HI FIVE GHOST.

306. I ACTUALLY WORK AT THE PARK, TOO.

307. I'M SURPRISED WE NEVER RAN INTO EACH OTHER.

308. WHOA! YOU GUYS REALLY DON'T REMEMBER EACH OTHER?

309. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, MORDECAI? WHY SHOULD WE?

310. YEAH. I MEAN, HOW CAN I REMEMBER SOMEONE I JUST MET?

311. HOW BAD IS IT, DOCTOR?

312. THEY'RE SUFFERING FROM A VERY SPECIFIC FORM OF AMNESIA —

313. ONE THAT ONLY TARGETS THE MEMORIES OF THEIR FRIENDSHIP.

314. WE'RE FRIENDS?

315. HUH. HUH.

316. IS IT TREATABLE?

317. IT'S MY MEDICAL OPINION THAT YOU SHOULD GO HOME

318. AND TRY YOUR BEST TO HELP JOG THEIR MEMORIES.

319. Hi Five: SO, YOU'RE SAYING WE'VE BEEN FRIENDS SINCE HIGH SCHOOL?

320. YEAH, EVER SINCE YOU ALMOST DIED IN THE CRASH PIT.

321. HUH. I DON'T KNOW IF I SEE IT.

322. NO OFFENSE.

323. NONE TAKEN.

324. I FEEL LIKE I REMEMBER CRASHING CARS

325. IN THE CRASH PIT...

326. BUT NOT THIS GUY.

327. HMM. SAME.

328. YOU GUYS REALLY DON'T FEEL ANYTHING?

329. ANY CONNECTION AT ALL?

330. HMMMMM. HMMMMM.

331. NOPE. OH, COME ON.

332. YOU KNOW HOW RIGBY AND I HAVE ALL OUR THINGS LIKE...

333. WHOAAA!

334. HMM. HMM. HMM. HMM.

335. HUMMUS!

336. HUNH!

337. AND YOU GUYS HAVE YOUR THINGS, LIKE TAKING OFF YOUR...

338. SHOES? TAKE OFF MY SHOES?

339. I WOULDN'T ADVISE THAT, BRO.

340. HOW ABOUT DOING HIGH...

341. EATING CHICKEN WI...?

342. HMMMMM. HMMMMM.

343. NOT REALLY RINGING A BELL. SORRY.

344. OKAY, FINE. WE'LL SHOW YOU.

345. OKAY! YOU GUYS ARE DOING GREAT!

346. NOW SPIN YOUR SHIRT!

347. NO! LIKE TAKE IT OFF, OVER YOUR HEAD!

348. WHOO! WHOO!

349. WHOOO! WHOOOO! WHOOOO!

350. ARE YOU GUYS SURE THIS IS OKAY?

351. WE'RE REALLY DOING SOME DAMAGE TO THE LAWN OUT HERE.

352. OH, YEAH.

353. YEAH, THIS IS GREAT.

354. NICE. HOW 'BOUT YOU, FIVES? YOU FEELING IT?

355. I GUESS IT'S JUST NOT FOR ME. NO OFFENSE.

356. NONE TAKEN.

357. MMM.

358. HMMMM. HMMMM.

359. MAN, WHAT AN AWESOME DAY.

360. THIS GUY MUST BE THE GREATEST FRIEND.

361. HOW 'BOUT WE TRY SOME OF YOUR STUFF, FIVES —

362. SOME OF WHAT YOU LIKE TO DO?

363. OKAY, COOL.

364. YOU MEAN, LIKE, GOING TO THE RECORD STORE

365. OR HANGING WITH CELIA

366. OR TAKING MY ESPERANTO CLASS?

367. UHH... WELL, ACTUALLY...

368. YOU DIDN'T DO ANY OF THAT WITH MUSCLE MAN, SO...

369. OHH.

370. HEY, WE MADE SOMETHING THAT MIGHT HELP.

371. A FILM!

372. A FIL— WELL, A VIDEO.

373. WE MADE A VIDEO OF YOU GUYS TOGETHER.

374. WE WENT INTO THE ARCHIVES

375. AND PUT TOGETHER THIS FILM AS BEST WE COULD.

376. VIDEO. IT'S REALLY MORE OF A —

377. OH. IT'S STARTING.

378. AS MY BEST MAN, IT'S YOUR JOB

379. TO FEED ME FRIED FOOD TILL I PASS OUT!

380. YOU GOT IT!

381. HEH HEH. NICE.

382. HMM.

383. AHH — AHH —

384. AW, YEAH. NOW, THAT IS FUNNY.

385. HMM.

386. OH.

387. FIVES, I PUT ON TOO MUCH TANNING OIL,

388. AND NOW I CAN'T GET UP!

389. DON'T WORRY! I'LL HELP!

390. UGH!

391. OOOOOF! UGHHHH!

392. WOW!

393. WHAT WONDERFUL MEMORIES!

394. I, UH... I THINK I'M GONNA CALL IT A NIGHT,

395. IF THAT'S OKAY.

396. THANKS.

397. MAN, AFTER WATCHING THAT,

398. I WOULDN'T EVEN BE FRIENDS WITH ME.

399. I WANT YOU TO GIVE IT TO ME STRAIGHT, BROS.

400. AM I NOT COOL?

401. WELL...

402. IT NEVER REALLY MATTERED.

403. HI FIVE WAS THERE, SO YOU WERE ALWAYS COOL TO SOMEONE.

404. BRUTAL.

405. WITHOUT HIM, I'M JUST A LOSER.

406. I GOT TO START TAKING THIS SERIOUSLY.

407. I CAN'T LET THIS SLIP THROUGH MY FINGERS.

408. HMM.

409. HEY, BRO. COOL SONG.

410. MUSCLE MAN'S AT THE DOOR.

411. YES?

412. BRO, I KNOW I DON'T SEEM VERY COOL,

413. BUT THERE'S GOT TO BE A REASON WE WERE SUCH GOOD FRIENDS,

414. AND I DON'T WANT TO LOSE THAT.

415. THERE'S ONE THING TO SAVE OUR FRIENDSHIP

416. WE HAVEN'T TRIED YET.

417. LISTEN, IT'S BEEN A LONG DAY,

418. AND I REALLY NEED TO RECHARGE RIGHT NOW.

419. PLEASE. THIS IS THE LAST THING.

420. JUST SLAP ME SOME SKIN.

421. MM.

422. COME ON!

423. DON'T LEAVE ME HANGING, BRO!

424. IF IT'S THE LAST THING.

425. HUNH! HUNH!

426. HOSPITAL AGAIN!

427. SO, TELL ME, DO YOU GUYS REMEMBER EACH OTHER YET?

428. NO. NO.

429. BUT WE CAN'T GIVE UP.

430. WE GOT TO DO WHATEVER IT TAKES.

431. I DON'T KNOW, MITCH.

432. MAYBE THIS IS ALL A SIGN

433. THAT OUR FRIENDSHIP ISN'T MEANT TO BE.

434. DON'T SAY THAT, BRO!

435. HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

436. YOU CAN'T LEAVE!

437. ACTUALLY, I WAS THINKING ABOUT GOING ON A ROAD TRIP.

438. I HAVE A LOT TO THINK ABOUT —

439. LIKE, WHAT IS A FRIEND, REALLY?

440. WHAT DOES ANY OF THIS MEAN?

441. ARE WE ALL ALONE ON THIS BIG, BLUE PEBBLE?

442. WAIT!

443. PLEASE — WAIT.

444. YOU KNOW WHO ELSE HAS A LOT TO THINK ABOUT?

445. WHO?

446. MY MOM!

447. HMM.

448. I DON'T REALLY GET IT.

449. MITCH?

450. MITCH!

451. FUN BUN?

452. WHAT'S IT GONNA TAKE FOR YOU TO BE MY FRIEND?

453. STARLA, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO TAPE OUR SHOWS TONIGHT,

454. 'CAUSE I'M NOT COMING BACK WITHOUT MY BEST FRIEND.

455. MWAH!

456. YOU JUST MISSED HIM.

457. HE WENT TO THE BUS STATION.

458. IF YOU CAME TO CHANGE MY MIND, YOU'RE WASTING YOUR TIME.

459. NO, BRO. I JUST WANT TO GIVE YOU A RIDE TO THE BUS STATION.

460. REALLY? REALLY.

461. IT'S THE LEAST I COULD DO.

462. WELL...

463. OKAY. YEAH. THANK YOU.

464. UH, IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE MUSIC,

465. YOU CAN CHANGE IT, OR WHATEVER.

466. OH, NO. IT'S OKAY.

467. WELL, LOOKS LIKE MY STOP'S COMING UP.

468. OH. UH, I THINK YOU JUST PASSED THE BUS STATION.

469. WELL, THAT'S OKAY.

470. I'M SURE WE CAN MAKE A LEGAL U-TURN AT THE NEXT LIGHT.

471. HEY! I'M JAYWALKING HERE!

472. OH, NO.

473. OH, NO! WE'RE NOT GOING TO THE BUS STOP?

474. WHERE ARE YOU TAKING ME?

475. I FIGURED IT OUT, BRO.

476. IT ALL CAME TOGETHER IN HERE.

477. THEY TOLD US ABOUT THE CRASH PIT.

478. THEY SAID THAT'S WHERE IT ALL STARTED.

479. AND NOW THAT'S WHERE THIS ENDS.

480. YOU'RE GOING OFF THE RAILS, MAN!

481. YOU'LL SEE.

482. AAH!

483. DO YOU TRUST ME, BRO?

484. NO! NO, I DON'T!

485. LOOK AT WHAT YOU'RE DOING! THIS IS CRAZY!

486. PLEASE STOP!

487. AAAAAAAAH!

488. I REMEMBER EVERYTHING!

489. TOO BAD WE'RE GONNA DIE.

490. NOT ON MY WATCH.

491. WHOA! WHOA!

492. THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE.

493. WHOA. THANKS FOR NOT GIVING UP ON OUR FRIENDSHIP, MUSCLE MAN.

494. YOU KNOW WHO ELSE DOESN'T GIVE UP ON FRIENDSHIP?

495. MY MOM!