1. Mmm! Mmm!Copy !req
2. Hey, what's going on?Copy !req
3. We're done.
Dr. Langer gave us the orderCopy !req
4. to pack up our stuff
and move out.Copy !req
5. Well,
if you're all done,Copy !req
6. then that means Pam and I aren't
working together anymore.Copy !req
7. I could ask her out
on a date!Copy !req
8. I got to find Pam!Copy !req
9. Come on.
Oh, man, come on!Copy !req
10. Aah!
No, no, no!Copy !req
11. I win! Whoa!Copy !req
12. Whatever!Copy !req
13. I don't even care,
'cause I'm graduating tomorrow!Copy !req
14. And we gonna par-tay!Copy !req
15. You ready for
my grad party, dude?Copy !req
16. Of course.
I'm on the planning committee.Copy !req
17. Cool man!
What a year!Copy !req
18. I've been learning and growing
and doing so much —Copy !req
19. all while holding onto
a steady girlfriend!Copy !req
20. I'm really amazing,
you know!Copy !req
21. Man, the rate I'm going, I'll
probably get my college degreeCopy !req
22. before you get yours!Copy !req
23. Ha ha, yeah...Copy !req
24. Well, in my past year, I got
really good at this video game!Copy !req
25. Hold that thought, dude.Copy !req
26. Principal Dean?Copy !req
27. Hello?
Come to school now?Copy !req
28. Deadly serious?Copy !req
29. I'll talk to you later.Copy !req
30. Oh, no!
Graduation's cancelled!Copy !req
31. No graduation for Rigby!
Ha ha.Copy !req
32. Ha — uh...Copy !req
33. Come on, Principal Dean!
You can't fail me!Copy !req
34. Who said anything
about failing you?Copy !req
35. On the phone!Copy !req
36. You said it was
"deadly serious."Copy !req
37. Okay, I can see how that
could sound ominous,Copy !req
38. but this is good news!Copy !req
39. Are you familiar with
the television programCopy !req
40. "Inspire America"?Copy !req
41. You mean that cheesy show
with inspirational stories,Copy !req
42. then everybody cries, then
everybody dances at the end?Copy !req
43. That's the one!Copy !req
44. See, Rigby, apparently you're
an inspiration to this country.Copy !req
45. Most kids who drop out
don't come back, but you did.Copy !req
46. So you, Rigby,Copy !req
47. are gonna give this year's
graduation speech on TV!Copy !req
48. But graduation's tomorrow!Copy !req
49. Better get moving!Copy !req
50. Oh, and, Rigby, If you
screw this up for me,Copy !req
51. I'm gonna eat your diploma.Copy !req
52. Ha!
I'm just pulling your chain.Copy !req
53. Actually, no.
Yeah, I will eat it.Copy !req
54. And now back to
"Inspire America!"Copy !req
55. And you've been baking cookies
for lawyersCopy !req
56. for how many years now?Copy !req
57. 37.Copy !req
58. An eternity!Copy !req
59. And it never
occurred to youCopy !req
60. that lawyers probably
make enough moneyCopy !req
61. to buy cookies
if they want them?Copy !req
62. Never.
Not once.Copy !req
63. Amazing.Copy !req
64. But more than amazing —
inspiring.Copy !req
65. Say it with me folks —
inspire America!Copy !req
66. That was so
inspirational!Copy !req
67. Don't worry, Rigby!Copy !req
68. It's so cool you're gonna be
on that show.Copy !req
69. I'm bummed I can't be there
for your graduationCopy !req
70. because I'm graduating
from college.Copy !req
71. No problem! We'll hang out
at my party after.Copy !req
72. If I've learned anything from my
extended high school education,Copy !req
73. it's that we have to seek beauty
and truth in the ordinary.Copy !req
74. The greatest mistake
a man can makeCopy !req
75. is to search for flowers
among the weeds,Copy !req
76. overlooking the fact that,
oftentimes,Copy !req
77. the very weeds
are flowers.Copy !req
78. Wow.
That's great.Copy !req
79. Is that the beginning
of your speech?Copy !req
80. Pff, no!
But, actually,Copy !req
81. you want
to hear what I got so far?Copy !req
82. Sure, I guess.
Of course!Copy !req
83. Totally!
Okay, one sec.Copy !req
84. Teachers!Copy !req
85. Teachers, teachers...Copy !req
86. Students!Copy !req
87. Students, students...Copy !req
88. Other attendees!Copy !req
89. Dees, dees, dees...Copy !req
90. Put your hands together for...Copy !req
91. The Rig-bone!Copy !req
92. How's everyone do—Copy !req
93. Oof!Copy !req
94. Y'all ready to be inspired
up in this piece?Copy !req
95. Whoo, yeah!
Whoo, yeah!Copy !req
96. I said, are you ready
to be inspired?Copy !req
97. Yeah! Whoo!
Yeah! Whoo!Copy !req
98. That's all I got so far.Copy !req
99. I don't know, Rigby.Copy !req
100. It just needs a lot more...Copy !req
101. Just a lot more.Copy !req
102. Just speaking as someone with
a lot of on-camera experience,Copy !req
103. I don't know if
this will work... on camera.Copy !req
104. Not good, man.Copy !req
105. Okay, okay, good notes.Copy !req
106. Well, could you guys check out
my outro, maybe?Copy !req
107. Yeah, let's see it!Copy !req
108. High school goes by like
a puff of smoke!Copy !req
109. Peace out!Copy !req
110. Sorry I'm late, guys.Copy !req
111. Where've you been, bro?Copy !req
112. We could've used
some help gatheringCopy !req
113. all of Rigby's favorite things
for this party.Copy !req
114. I mean, the trampoline's
not heavy,Copy !req
115. but it's a very awkward shape
to carry alone.Copy !req
116. No, not his
favorite belongings!Copy !req
117. His favorite things!Copy !req
118. Like hummus, mini toasts.Copy !req
119. Food and beverages!Copy !req
120. Well, how am I supposed
to surprise RigbyCopy !req
121. with his favorite foods
at his partyCopy !req
122. if I don't even know
what they are?Copy !req
123. Mordecai,
you're his best friend.Copy !req
124. What does he like?Copy !req
125. I guess there's this fancy
coffee sodaCopy !req
126. he's really into —
Coffini.Copy !req
127. Perfect, take my van.Copy !req
128. But it's seasonal!
I'd have to driveCopy !req
129. all the way out to the
Coffini Outlet to get it now.Copy !req
130. Then he'll be extra touched
that you took the time!Copy !req
131. Is all this really necessary?Copy !req
132. I mean, graduating
from high schoolCopy !req
133. is like the least a person
can accomplish.Copy !req
134. But it's a big deal
for Rigby!Copy !req
135. I can't believe I have
to explain this to him.Copy !req
136. He's your best
friend, dude.Copy !req
137. Fine.Copy !req
138. I'll be back
in a really long time!Copy !req
139. Man, what's with him?Copy !req
140. Okay, so we got Mordecai
on the soda,Copy !req
141. Eileen's got dessert.Copy !req
142. Hmm, anyone seen Benson?Copy !req
143. Pam? Pam!Copy !req
144. Pam!Copy !req
145. This is hopeless.Copy !req
146. I've checked everywhere!Copy !req
147. Pam!Copy !req
148. Not Pam.Copy !req
149. There she is!Copy !req
150. Ugh! What the...Copy !req
151. Gah!Copy !req
152. What the —Copy !req
153. Ugh!Copy !req
154. Pam?Copy !req
155. Are you kidding me!Copy !req
156. Pam! Pam! Pam?Copy !req
157. Hello?Copy !req
158. Mordecai, I'm freaking out.Copy !req
159. I've been writing speeches all
day, and they're all junk!Copy !req
160. I'm running out of time.Copy !req
161. I don't know what to do, and all
my favorite stuff is gone?Copy !req
162. Where are you, dude!
I really need you over here!Copy !req
163. Look, I really
can't do this right now.Copy !req
164. I'm busy.Copy !req
165. What? But...Copy !req
166. What do I do?Copy !req
167. I don't know.
You're so smart now,Copy !req
168. why don't you go listen to
a sad song and figure it out.Copy !req
169. Whoa, what?
Dude!Copy !req
170. I got to go.Copy !req
171. Time to rebuild the wall
around my heart.Copy !req
172. "The great wall of Benson."Copy !req
173. Oh, great,
more pointless orders.Copy !req
174. "Look behind you."Copy !req
175. Pam!
You're here!Copy !req
176. Yep, I'm here.
Hello!Copy !req
177. Hello!Copy !req
178. Wow. Phew.Copy !req
179. What a relief.Copy !req
180. I thought you were
leaving forever.Copy !req
181. Sounds like quite
the misunderstanding!Copy !req
182. I guess so.Copy !req
183. Oh, by the way, I —
I got you something.Copy !req
184. Wow!Copy !req
185. The Clip Master 5000.Copy !req
186. "Will you go out with me?"Copy !req
187. You're asking me out?Copy !req
188. Yep.Copy !req
189. Yes.
I say yes.Copy !req
190. Great.
You free tomorrow?Copy !req
191. Yes! No!Copy !req
192. It's Rigby's
graduation party.Copy !req
193. You... want to come?Copy !req
194. I'd love to!
Great!Copy !req
195. See you tomorrow, Benson.Copy !req
196. See you tomorrow.Copy !req
197. You're all about to hear a very
powerful speech from someoneCopy !req
198. who has shown immense growth
over the last semester.Copy !req
199. Please welcome Rigby
to the stage!Copy !req
200. Why? Why?Copy !req
201. Well?Copy !req
202. Inspire us, Banana-man.Copy !req
203. Oh, no!
I — uh...Copy !req
204. As many before me have said —
I mean, as they sayCopy !req
205. when they're talking about stuff
such as things.Copy !req
206. Aah! Ew!
Night sweat!Copy !req
207. What?Copy !req
208. Mordecai, what's going on!Copy !req
209. How are you still not here?Copy !req
210. Rigby, I just have
stuff to do, okay?Copy !req
211. You already said
you have stuff to do.Copy !req
212. Aren't you done
doing your stuff?Copy !req
213. No, I'm not done!Copy !req
214. What could you be doing that's
more important than this?Copy !req
215. Come on, dude.
You got to do this for yourself.Copy !req
216. I can't do
everything for you.Copy !req
217. What — bah!Copy !req
218. I've been doing stuff
for myself all spring!Copy !req
219. I haven't needed your help
all spring!Copy !req
220. Now the one time I do,Copy !req
221. and you're not doing anything
for me at all!Copy !req
222. Yeah, that's right.
I'm not doing anything for you.Copy !req
223. I mean, can you guys believe it?Copy !req
224. She's smart, she's funny,Copy !req
225. she's into P-mail,
and she actually likes me!Copy !req
226. It's like a crazy dream!Copy !req
227. Yes, we're all delighted
on your behalf, Benson.Copy !req
228. Yeah, you've been alone
a long time.Copy !req
229. I don't understand why I had
to put on a suit for this!Copy !req
230. Hush, Sherm!Copy !req
231. Oh! Oh, I think
its almost starting!Copy !req
232. Ooh, thanks!
Got my mini TV ready!Copy !req
233. Bye!Copy !req
234. Class Valedictorian,
Eileen Roberts!Copy !req
235. We're gonna wring every drop
of sentiment from this kid!Copy !req
236. In five,
four three, two...Copy !req
237. We're live.Copy !req
238. We're here live at
West Anderson High,Copy !req
239. where one special student
is about to giveCopy !req
240. the speech of his life.Copy !req
241. Oh, and here comes
the principal.Copy !req
242. Ladies and gentlemen, I've been
principal a long time now.Copy !req
243. I'll be honest, I thought most
kids today were empty vesselsCopy !req
244. staring into the void
of their cell phonesCopy !req
245. every second of every day.Copy !req
246. But that all changed when I met
one kid — uh, one man —Copy !req
247. one kid-sized man, who's been
a great inspiration this year.Copy !req
248. Ladies and gentlemen,
let me introduce Rigby!Copy !req
249. Uh, what on...Copy !req
250. Whoa, look!Copy !req
251. It's Rigby!Copy !req
252. West Anderson High
volleyball rules!Copy !req
253. Thanks for
the lift, Frank!Copy !req
254. Anything for my daughter's
ex-boyfriend's best friend.Copy !req
255. Prepare to get
Rigby'd, America!Copy !req
256. Whoa!
Ugh!Copy !req
257. Ta-da!Copy !req
258. Uh, okay.Copy !req
259. Rigby, everyone.Copy !req
260. Okay, uh... oh.Copy !req
261. Hello, class.Copy !req
262. Lot of...
A lot of people here.Copy !req
263. Okay, uh...Copy !req
264. you may have noticed, I like
to make a big entrance.Copy !req
265. "Ask Mordecai for funny punch
line."Copy !req
266. Oh, I guess I never got
around to, uh...Copy !req
267. I...
Let me just, uh...Copy !req
268. Okay, hi.Copy !req
269. Let me — Let's do over.Copy !req
270. Let me do this over.Copy !req
271. Well, that's it, Rigby.Copy !req
272. You lost them, and there's
no one to bail you out now.Copy !req
273. Wait. Did I say that
into the mic?Copy !req
274. This was all a prank!Copy !req
275. Uh...Copy !req
276. Be right back, everyone!Copy !req
277. Okay, ha-ha.
Well, that was unexpected!Copy !req
278. Guess I'll have to pidge-in
while Rigby collects himself.Copy !req
279. Sure could use
a cockatiel right now.Copy !req
280. Warren, can you get
some birds up here?Copy !req
281. Whoa!
Is that a Coffini?Copy !req
282. But those are out
of season!Copy !req
283. Yep. I went all the way to
the outlet, just for you, bro!Copy !req
284. Hmm.
Seems a bit dusty... and dented.Copy !req
285. Heh. Well, look, I guess
I was mad at you.Copy !req
286. Ah!Copy !req
287. I noticed.Copy !req
288. The thing I don't get
though is why?Copy !req
289. I don't know, man.Copy !req
290. It's been a rough
couple of days for me.Copy !req
291. For you?
Yeah.Copy !req
292. Look, I know how messed up
this sounds,Copy !req
293. but it's hard to see you
doing so great.Copy !req
294. I guess I always
kind of liked thatCopy !req
295. I was doing better
than you before.Copy !req
296. That does sound
really messed up.Copy !req
297. I know.Copy !req
298. But when I heard you
embarrassing yourself out there,Copy !req
299. I realized how
unfair I was being.Copy !req
300. I think it's awesome that you've
worked so hard to get here.Copy !req
301. You're graduating from
high school today, man!Copy !req
302. You did it!
I did it.Copy !req
303. And if you can do this,
then that means...Copy !req
304. Wait, don't say it.
Let me.Copy !req
305. And this scar I got when
I had a mole biopsied!Copy !req
306. The Rig-bone finally has
something to say!Copy !req
307. Oh, thank goodness!Copy !req
308. Sorry I left earlier, everyone.Copy !req
309. I'm not good
at this kind of thing.Copy !req
310. I'm not good at a lot of things.Copy !req
311. I wasn't even good
at high school.Copy !req
312. But that didn't matter.Copy !req
313. I just wanted
to accomplish something.Copy !req
314. And, yeah, maybe at firstCopy !req
315. I was just trying to impress
my girlfriend.Copy !req
316. She's smart and cool and loves
rocks and modern dance.Copy !req
317. - Hi, Eileen.
- Hey, Rigby.Copy !req
318. But I wouldn't be
standing up hereCopy !req
319. if that was all there was
to it.Copy !req
320. You see, it's pretty easy not
to graduate from high school.Copy !req
321. I did it by playing video games
and straight-up chilling.Copy !req
322. Then when I set out
to get my diploma,Copy !req
323. I figured life was gonna get
a lot harder.Copy !req
324. I took what I was told were
the easiest classes,Copy !req
325. and I still had to do stuff,
like scale the wall of a cave.Copy !req
326. I had to go to China,
which is very far away,Copy !req
327. for those of you that
didn't go to high school.Copy !req
328. I even had to beat a guy
in a takeout food race.Copy !req
329. Sounds pretty hard, right?Copy !req
330. Well, warning —Copy !req
331. what I'm about to tell you
will blow your mind.Copy !req
332. Are you ready, America?Copy !req
333. Yeah! Yeah!
Yeah! Yeah!Copy !req
334. Once you do the hard stuff,
it becomes not that hard.Copy !req
335. I may not be the man
I used to be,Copy !req
336. the one who didn't graduate
from high school,Copy !req
337. but, unexpectedly, awesomely,Copy !req
338. I can still do
the fun stuff he did.Copy !req
339. In fact, my "Alley Fight Dudes
4" score has never been better.Copy !req
340. I've come a long, long way,
and in the end,Copy !req
341. I still get to be me,
but better.Copy !req
342. Now, you're probably saying to
yourselves, "How'd he do it?"Copy !req
343. And "For why?"Copy !req
344. The answer is, I did these
things for myself.Copy !req
345. Not to impress anyone,Copy !req
346. but because I'm surrounded
by impressive people,Copy !req
347. people who lifted me up
and showed me thatCopy !req
348. it's possible to do great,
hard things.Copy !req
349. Eileen, of course,Copy !req
350. my best friend, Mordecai,Copy !req
351. my parents, and even Don,
in his own way, I guess.Copy !req
352. Yes, America,
today I may inspire you,Copy !req
353. but I'm just part of a larger
chain reaction!Copy !req
354. Let my success today lift you upCopy !req
355. so that you, too, can do great,
hard things!Copy !req
356. And after you, more people!Copy !req
357. I am gonna eat my crusts.Copy !req
358. I'm gonna eat
my leafy greens.Copy !req
359. And look!
Roy's walking!Copy !req
360. And after those people,
even more people!Copy !req
361. Millions of people,Copy !req
362. all over the world,Copy !req
363. overcoming obstacles,
inspiring other people!Copy !req
364. So, graduating class,
go out and do great things!Copy !req
365. Good show!Copy !req
366. Yeah!
Even I feel inspired.Copy !req
367. Oh!
Our dome pagers.Copy !req
368. These have never
gone off before.Copy !req
369. You know who else
has never gone off, my —Copy !req
370. Back to the park?Copy !req
371. The scientists
already packed up and left.Copy !req
372. What could they need us for?Copy !req
373. I don't know,
but we'd better check it outCopy !req
374. in case Pam came back.Copy !req
375. I mean, in case
the scientists, uh...Copy !req
376. Nah.
I mean Pam.Copy !req
377. Back to the park,
everyone!Copy !req
378. Rigby!
Rigby!Copy !req
379. Here's your diploma,
safe and sound.Copy !req
380. Whoa!Copy !req
381. Attaboy, Rigby!Copy !req
382. Make your old man proud!Copy !req
383. Thanks for not eating my
diploma, Principal Dean!Copy !req
384. Party at the dome!Copy !req
385. Put 'er there!Copy !req
386. Okay.
Say "student loans!"Copy !req
387. Debt! Debt!Copy !req
388. Go, go, go!Copy !req
389. Mr. Maellard, we're here!Copy !req
390. Dr. Langer?Copy !req
391. There's nobody here!Copy !req
392. That's it, I'm done!Copy !req
393. I'm tired of being made a fool.Copy !req
394. Nothing good has come
from this experiment.Copy !req
395. I'm taking this stupid thing —Copy !req
396. What's it say?Copy !req
397. - What?
- Tell us!Copy !req
398. Yeah, what is it?Copy !req
399. "To end the experiment...Copy !req
400. push the button."Copy !req
401. Whoa! Whoa!
Whoa! Whoa!Copy !req
402. Party, party, party, party!Copy !req
403. So this is gonna take
the dome off the park?Copy !req
404. Only one way to find out.Copy !req
405. Let's end this.Copy !req
406. Whoa!Copy !req
407. What's happening?Copy !req
408. Get to the exit!Copy !req
409. Tuck and roll!Copy !req
410. Starla!Copy !req
411. Mitch!Copy !req
412. Mordecai!Copy !req
413. Hey, has anyone seen Bens—Copy !req
414. Pam?Copy !req
415. Don't worry.
He'll be safe.Copy !req
416. Huh?Copy !req
417. But...Copy !req
418. I had a date...Copy !req
419. Surprise, Rigby!Copy !req
420. I made your favorite dessert,
banana souffle...Copy !req
421. Guys...Copy !req
422. what's going on?Copy !req