1. ♪ Oooooh!Copy !req
2. - Are you all done, sir?
- Yeah we're done.Copy !req
3. I guess we should head back.Copy !req
4. Not to be rude, but, uh —
hmm, how do I say this...Copy !req
5. Your hands are really gross,
bro.Copy !req
6. What?Copy !req
7. Well, if you're gonna shove it
down my throat, Fives...Copy !req
8. Sorry.
I'd want someone to tell me.Copy !req
9. I'll just use
one of these moist towelettes,Copy !req
10. and everything will be fine.Copy !req
11. Aaah!
Huh?Copy !req
12. I'm sorry, but these are for
V.I.P. members only.Copy !req
13. V.I.P. member?Copy !req
14. 'Scuse me.
V.I.P. coming through.Copy !req
15. Thanks, Rick.Copy !req
16. Here's your complimentary V.I.P.
merchandise.Copy !req
17. Later, normies.Copy !req
18. Whoa.Copy !req
19. And that sweet merch
and moist towelettesCopy !req
20. aren't the only thing you get
from being a V.I.P.Copy !req
21. You get table reservations
in the V.I.P. room...Copy !req
22. Ooh!Copy !req
23. Complimentary
tater tots...Copy !req
24. Ahhh!Copy !req
25. 50% off anything
in the Cheezers gift shop...Copy !req
26. - Cool! Look at that stuff!
- Is that a Cheezers umbrella?Copy !req
27. But the best perk is,Copy !req
28. if you present
your V.I.P. card,Copy !req
29. you get access to
our exclusive new sandwich,Copy !req
30. the "Pork Picnic"!Copy !req
31. Slow-cooked baked beans,
hearty coleslaw,Copy !req
32. and 3 different types of
barbecued pulled pork...Copy !req
33. Mmm-mmm!Copy !req
34. Now,
that's lip-lickin' good.Copy !req
35. It's available for only
one week, for V.I.P.s only,Copy !req
36. and will never be released
to the public!Copy !req
37. Bros! Huddle.Copy !req
38. I don't want to
assume anything,Copy !req
39. but we're totally gonna
become V.I.P.sCopy !req
40. and eat that sandwich,
right?Copy !req
41. - Definitely.
- No question.Copy !req
42. So,
how do we become V.I.P.s?Copy !req
43. There are two ways
you can become a V.I.P.Copy !req
44. Be an astronaut, or you've
got to prove you're worthy.Copy !req
45. Now, correct me if I'm wrong,
but are y'all astronauts?Copy !req
46. Well, no.Copy !req
47. That's what I thought.
Normie scum.Copy !req
48. Hey!
Listen lady, we can be V.I.P.sCopy !req
49. just like a lousy astronaut,
okay?Copy !req
50. Man, I'm sick of
these astronautsCopy !req
51. coasting through life, getting
free handouts all the time!Copy !req
52. So, I guess you'll just need to
just get to a computer,Copy !req
53. go online,
and fill out the formCopy !req
54. to begin the grueling
application process, scum!Copy !req
55. Dude, what the heck?
Maybe it isn't worth it.Copy !req
56. Mmm!Copy !req
57. Aw, man, it sure tastes good
to be a V.I.P.Copy !req
58. We got to get to a computer!Copy !req
59. Hmm... Hmm, hmm.Copy !req
60. "H,"U,"M,"Copy !req
61. "M" again, "I,"N"...Copy !req
62. Look, Pops! We need the computer
to fill out a form!Copy !req
63. Oh! I won't be long.Copy !req
64. Lets see...
Lost my train of thought.Copy !req
65. "H"...Copy !req
66. U-M-M-I-N-G B-I-R-D!
Done!Copy !req
67. Thank you, Mitch.Copy !req
68. All done.
The computer is yours.Copy !req
69. Thanks, Pops.Copy !req
70. Okay.Copy !req
71. It took six hours, but
we finally finished the form.Copy !req
72. Okay.Copy !req
73. So,
we've got applications forCopy !req
74. Mordecai, Rigby, Muscle Man,
and Hi Five Ghost.Copy !req
75. All right.Copy !req
76. You boys are officially
V.I.P.s...Copy !req
77. - All right!
- Yeah, we are!Copy !req
78. - Whoo-hoo!
- Pork picnic, here we come!Copy !req
79. as soon as you put all these
fliers on the cars outsideCopy !req
80. - under the hot, blisterin' sun.
- What?Copy !req
81. But I thought the application
was the last thing we had to do!Copy !req
82. Oh, honey, I would never say
something like that.Copy !req
83. I'm not sure if this is a good
return on our investment, guys.Copy !req
84. Well, that's fine,Copy !req
85. if you really don't want
the Pork Picnic sandwich,Copy !req
86. available to V.I.P.s only,Copy !req
87. with our patented
three types of dipping sauce.Copy !req
88. The real chance
of a lifetime.Copy !req
89. - Okay, okay, we'll do it!
- We'll do whatever it takes!Copy !req
90. I can practically taste that
hearty coleslaw right now.Copy !req
91. Oh, my stars!Copy !req
92. You boys have done so much work
around here!Copy !req
93. It looks like
a whole new Cheezers!Copy !req
94. Thanks.Copy !req
95. So, how much more stuff do we
have to do to be V.I.P.s?Copy !req
96. Oh,
just 65 little ol' things!Copy !req
97. - Ugh! Come on!
- Are you serious?Copy !req
98. It kind of just feels like we're
doing all your chores for you.Copy !req
99. There's got to be a shortcut
to being V.I.P.Copy !req
100. Shortcut! Shortcut! Shortcut!Copy !req
101. Boys, I know this is hard,Copy !req
102. but you got to
keep your eyes on the prize.Copy !req
103. Now do you or do you notCopy !req
104. want that succulent
Pork Pic-nic sandwich?Copy !req
105. Yes.Copy !req
106. Where are your manners?Copy !req
107. Yes, ma'am.Copy !req
108. There they are!Copy !req
109. Now, there's an overflowing
grease trap that's lardin' up.Copy !req
110. Y'all better
get on that.Copy !req
111. And don't forget
to lock up!Copy !req
112. Good luck!Copy !req
113. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
114. I really don't like her.Copy !req
115. This sandwich
better be worth it.Copy !req
116. Oh, but it's totally worth it.Copy !req
117. - I heard you.Copy !req
118. You are all
on verge of giving up.Copy !req
119. And why not?Copy !req
120. These chores
will go forever.Copy !req
121. What?Copy !req
122. The hostess is
playing you for fools.Copy !req
123. Giving you run around.Copy !req
124. You're normies.Copy !req
125. No reserved table for you.Copy !req
126. No tater tots.Copy !req
127. No limited-edition
sandwiches.Copy !req
128. Not astronaut.Copy !req
129. Human garbage.Copy !req
130. That's a little hurtful.Copy !req
131. She is your enemy.Copy !req
132. If you want to be a V.I.P.,Copy !req
133. there is another way that will
challenge you to your core.Copy !req
134. Or you could just give up.Copy !req
135. We've come this far.Copy !req
136. We're not giving up.Copy !req
137. What do we have to do?Copy !req
138. I cannot say.
I can only show you.Copy !req
139. Will you meet me here
at 2:00 a.m.?Copy !req
140. Good.
Heh, heh, heh...Copy !req
141. Are we sure about this?Copy !req
142. Yeah, this seems likeCopy !req
143. some sort of shady astronaut
underbelly of some sort.Copy !req
144. You guys want to become V.I.P.sCopy !req
145. and eat that sandwich,
don't you?Copy !req
146. Ah, good. You came.Copy !req
147. This way.Copy !req
148. - So, what is it?
- Munster.Copy !req
149. Eat! Eat! Eat! Eat!Copy !req
150. So, do we have to eat that,
or...?Copy !req
151. Eat! Eat! Eat! Eat!Copy !req
152. Fine, we'll eat it.Copy !req
153. Wait, this isn't even Muenster!
It's cheddar.Copy !req
154. That is munster's food.Copy !req
155. - What's that?
- Uhh...Copy !req
156. Huh?Copy !req
157. What the heck, man?Copy !req
158. I thought you were gonna show us
how to be V.I.P.?Copy !req
159. If you want to be V.I.P.s,
you have to defeat the munster!Copy !req
160. What are you
talking about?Copy !req
161. - Aah!Copy !req
162. Ohhh!Copy !req
163. "Monster," not Muenster!
I get it now.Copy !req
164. - Aaaah!Copy !req
165. Aah!Copy !req
166. Yeaaagh!Copy !req
167. He's at the end
of his line!Copy !req
168. Over there!Copy !req
169. Ohhhh!Copy !req
170. Huh? Whoa!Copy !req
171. Eat this! Hwah!Copy !req
172. - Yeah!
- Whoo! America!Copy !req
173. Rigby!Copy !req
174. What's that?Copy !req
175. We found a jetpack
in the pile!Copy !req
176. We're gonna use it
to fly out of here!Copy !req
177. You really think that thing's
gonna carry us all?Copy !req
178. I mean, we've got to
try something.Copy !req
179. Everyone get on!Copy !req
180. Whoa!Copy !req
181. Aaaah!Copy !req
182. What're we gonna do?Copy !req
183. We've got to
get it under there.Copy !req
184. Grab that American flag gun.Copy !req
185. You guys, lure it over there!Copy !req
186. On it!Copy !req
187. - Yoo-hoo!
- Over here!Copy !req
188. - You want some of this?
- Come on!Copy !req
189. Hwah!Copy !req
190. Glk!Copy !req
191. Bleh!Copy !req
192. Aaah!Copy !req
193. Okay, aim at the grate!Copy !req
194. Bros!
Mission accomplished!Copy !req
195. Rigby!
Shoot now!Copy !req
196. Choke on democracy!Copy !req
197. V.I.P.! V.I.P.! V.I.P.!Copy !req
198. - Huh?
- What the...?Copy !req
199. You did it, buddy!Copy !req
200. You did it.Copy !req
201. You are now...Copy !req
202. V.I.P.s!Copy !req
203. What?
Becca?
Oh, my gosh.Copy !req
204. You completed
the final task.Copy !req
205. Congratulations!Copy !req
206. You were the astronaut?Copy !req
207. Not just that.Copy !req
208. Aaah!Copy !req
209. I was the monster, too!Copy !req
210. Wha— bu—Copy !req
211. How did you...?Copy !req
212. You see, that's what being
V.I.P.s is all about.Copy !req
213. It's not just about
being an astronaut.Copy !req
214. It's about workin' hard
to earn your placeCopy !req
215. among the cream of the crop.Copy !req
216. And you boys are definitely
the cream of the crop.Copy !req
217. - We did it!
- We're V.I.P.!Copy !req
218. All right!Copy !req
219. Its over!
It's finally over!Copy !req
220. - Yeah! You did it, buddy!
- Whoo!Copy !req
221. Mmm-mmm.Copy !req
222. And it was the best day
of our lives.Copy !req
223. That's a really
roundabout wayCopy !req
224. to tell me
you want to go to Cheezers.Copy !req
225. Whoops!Copy !req
226. Dude! What the —
Hey, it's Benson's fault!Copy !req
227. He's got, like,
a million keys on that ring!Copy !req
228. Dude, we got to get
those keys back.Copy !req
229. But, how?Copy !req
230. Let's go ask those scientists
over there.Copy !req
231. And that's why
he only has one ear.Copy !req
232. Ahem.Copy !req
233. Hey, there, guysCopy !req
234. So, we accidentally threw
our bosses car keysCopy !req
235. through that window
up there.Copy !req
236. Could you just run in there
and grab them for us?Copy !req
237. Yeah, sorry, pal.Copy !req
238. We're not allowed to interact
with the "test subjects."Copy !req
239. Anyway, looks like they landed
in Langer's penthouse,Copy !req
240. which is a top security area.Copy !req
241. No one goes in there.Copy !req
242. There's got to be
something you can do?Copy !req
243. Maybe, but, ya know...Copy !req
244. No, thanks.Copy !req
245. Aw, what?
Hey!Copy !req
246. Now, if you'll excuse us,Copy !req
247. we're on our lunch break.Copy !req
248. Mmm!Copy !req
249. So good.Copy !req
250. Hm-hm-hm!
Hm-hm-hm!Copy !req
251. Too bad Langer
only lets you eatCopy !req
252. those gross,
compressed food bars.Copy !req
253. Maybe if you help us out,Copy !req
254. we could sneak you
some real food?Copy !req
255. Maybe something like
thi-I-I-is?Copy !req
256. No! It doesn't matter!Copy !req
257. You could never get pastCopy !req
258. Langer's security systems
anyways.Copy !req
259. Uh, well, they might be able
to if we helped them?Copy !req
260. Shut up, Tobias!
They don't need to know that!Copy !req
261. Well, I'm not gonna risk
losing my job over some food!Copy !req
262. Blaaaah.Copy !req
263. Yeah, we should do it.Copy !req
264. Fine. We'll vote on it.
Huddle up.Copy !req
265. Dude,
pizza fixes everything.Copy !req
266. Yeah, it does!Copy !req
267. Okay, we'll help you
get the keys.Copy !req
268. We're gonna need four
extra-large pepperoni pizzas?Copy !req
269. Get the pizzas, and we'll meet
you at your room in an hour.Copy !req
270. - Okay!
- Okay!Copy !req
271. This never happened.Copy !req
272. Ugh!Copy !req
273. Why is the pizza place
have to be so far away?Copy !req
274. Yeah, but it'll be worth it
when we get those keys.Copy !req
275. You got the stuff?
Yeah, dude.Copy !req
276. Trent.Copy !req
277. Pepperoni.Copy !req
278. It checks out.
All right.Copy !req
279. What the?
What did you do to our room?Copy !req
280. Just give us the keys.
Where are they?Copy !req
281. In Langer's penthouse.Copy !req
282. - What?
- What?Copy !req
283. Oh, come on!Copy !req
284. Do you really think we'd
really risk our jobsCopy !req
285. and break into
Langer's room?Copy !req
286. You're gonna do that.Copy !req
287. But you said
you'd help us!Copy !req
288. And, we are.Copy !req
289. We've rigged up your room
as a command station.Copy !req
290. Langer's gotten crazy
about security.Copy !req
291. Infrared lasers, booby traps,
cameras all over the place.Copy !req
292. But lucky for you,Copy !req
293. our top minds
will guide you through it.Copy !req
294. Pizza.Copy !req
295. Yeah.Copy !req
296. So you've got about
an hourCopy !req
297. to get in and out
and grab the keysCopy !req
298. while Langer is busy
at his afternoon workout.Copy !req
299. Ugh!
Fine, we'll do it.Copy !req
300. All right,
let's suit these two up!Copy !req
301. We're in position.Copy !req
302. Okay, stay put.Copy !req
303. Rachel's gonna use a dome-drone
to distract the guards.Copy !req
304. Oh, hey there H-2953,
what's going —Copy !req
305. Oh!
Easy now!Copy !req
306. Let's all just...Copy !req
307. Why?Copy !req
308. Yeesh!Copy !req
309. The guards are distracted —
begin phase 1.Copy !req
310. We're at the security panel.
How do we get in?Copy !req
311. Rigby, look in the backpack
we gave youCopy !req
312. for are-sealable plastic bag.Copy !req
313. Aw, sick!Copy !req
314. What is — ugh!Copy !req
315. They're not real teeth!Copy !req
316. They're just molds of Steffen's
teeth for the dental lock.Copy !req
317. Not it!
Not — aw, dude!Copy !req
318. That's — ugh!Copy !req
319. Fine!Copy !req
320. Stop talking!Copy !req
321. I wonder how many people have
had that thing in their mouths?Copy !req
322. Okay, we're in.
Now what?Copy !req
323. Okay, now take the elevator
at the end of the hallCopy !req
324. up to the second floor.Copy !req
325. Hm-hm-hm.
Hm-hm.Copy !req
326. Aah!
Dude, gross!Copy !req
327. Why do you still have
those teeth in your mouth?Copy !req
328. Uh...Copy !req
329. They're kind of
growing on me.Copy !req
330. Ugh!
They're freaking me out.Copy !req
331. Well, get used to it, pal.Copy !req
332. This is how I look now.Copy !req
333. I look cool.Copy !req
334. Nuh-uh.Copy !req
335. Now keep walking down
this hallwayCopy !req
336. and take your first right
to hallway "L."Copy !req
337. Okay, now take the black boxCopy !req
338. out of the backpack
and turn it on.Copy !req
339. A fog machine?Copy !req
340. Whoa!Copy !req
341. Hey, guys, Steffen here to guide
you through the laser hallway.Copy !req
342. Don't worry,
you won't trigger the alarmCopy !req
343. as long as you do exactly
as I say.Copy !req
344. We got to get
those keys, dude.Copy !req
345. Ptwah!Copy !req
346. Ready?Copy !req
347. Ready.
Ready.Copy !req
348. Okay... run!Copy !req
349. Duck!Copy !req
350. Jump!Copy !req
351. Roll like a log!Copy !req
352. Limbo, mon!Copy !req
353. Crab walk!Copy !req
354. Now dive!Copy !req
355. Langer's room is
just across this corridor.Copy !req
356. Sweet!
Sweet!Copy !req
357. Stop! That room is filled
with motion detectors.Copy !req
358. The only way to stop them
from triggeringCopy !req
359. is to move through very slowly.Copy !req
360. Go!Copy !req
361. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa!Copy !req
362. Slow down!Copy !req
363. No, no — much slower.Copy !req
364. There's also facial-recognition
scanners,Copy !req
365. but if you constantly change
your facial expression,Copy !req
366. it shouldn't be able to see you,
okay?Copy !req
367. Change!Copy !req
368. Change!Copy !req
369. Change!Copy !req
370. Change!Copy !req
371. Change!Copy !req
372. Change!
Change!Copy !req
373. Take a screen-shot!Copy !req
374. Wait, wait, waitCopy !req
375. Dude, they're just
messing with us.Copy !req
376. That is a classic!Copy !req
377. Aw, man!
Aw, man!Copy !req
378. Hey, guys.Copy !req
379. This is a conundrum keypad —Copy !req
380. the hardest keypad known to man.Copy !req
381. We're not gonna be able
to crack it,Copy !req
382. we need to go in another way.Copy !req
383. Reach into your backpack.Copy !req
384. There should be
a suction-cup shaped tool.Copy !req
385. Do you have it?
Yeah.Copy !req
386. Stick it to the door.Copy !req
387. It fell off.
Okay.Copy !req
388. You're going to have to lick the
suction cup to get it to stick.Copy !req
389. Okay.
Dude, lick it.Copy !req
390. I'm not gonna lick it —
you lick it!Copy !req
391. Dude, just lick it.Copy !req
392. I put the teeth
in my mouth.Copy !req
393. You lick it!
Ugh — fine!Copy !req
394. Ow!Copy !req
395. Hm-hm!Copy !req
396. Sick. Tastes like
a CPR practice dummy.Copy !req
397. Whoa!
Whoa!Copy !req
398. Fancy.
There they are!Copy !req
399. Okay,
this is Langer's penthouse.Copy !req
400. Home stretch.Copy !req
401. Finally!Copy !req
402. Now, I know we're excited,Copy !req
403. but this is very important.Copy !req
404. Do not — repeat —
do not pick up the keysCopy !req
405. from the pedestal
without further —Copy !req
406. Yeah, boyee!
Yeah, boyee!Copy !req
407. Well, now you guys
have gone and done it.Copy !req
408. Guys, a little help!Copy !req
409. Don't worry. Now, just keep
running straight ahead.Copy !req
410. All right,
now close the blast door.Copy !req
411. Nothing's getting through that.Copy !req
412. I thought you said
nothing could get through!Copy !req
413. Whoops.Copy !req
414. Get to the other side
of the room.Copy !req
415. There's a doorway that'll take
you to the main entrance.Copy !req
416. What even is this room?Copy !req
417. Oh, a giant marble maze room.Copy !req
418. Oof! The keys!Copy !req
419. Come on!Copy !req
420. Now... jump for it!Copy !req
421. Aagh!Copy !req
422. Rigby, watch out!Copy !req
423. Whoa!Copy !req
424. Aw, yea-uh!Copy !req
425. The emergency lockdown sequence
has been activated!Copy !req
426. Get out of there!Copy !req
427. We're not gonna make it!Copy !req
428. Yes, we are!Copy !req
429. Ready?
Yeah.Copy !req
430. Now it's just a straight shot
to the door.Copy !req
431. Go!Copy !req
432. Hey, Mordecai, what's that?Copy !req
433. Robotic guard dogs?
Rigby, go left!Copy !req
434. Dude, they can fly!Copy !req
435. There's the exit!Copy !req
436. We got the keys.Copy !req
437. Whoo!Copy !req
438. U.S.A.!Copy !req
439. U.S.A.!Copy !req
440. Do you think Langer
knows we helped?Copy !req
441. No way!Copy !req
442. He's still on biceps.Copy !req
443. U.S.A.!Copy !req
444. - Benson! Benson!
- Benson! Benson!Copy !req
445. We're really sorry,
but we...Copy !req
446. borrowed your car
without asking.Copy !req
447. But here's your keys back.Copy !req
448. What?
You borrowed my car?Copy !req
449. But don't worry,
it's fine.Copy !req
450. Oh, it... looks fine.Copy !req
451. Yeah, we just needed
to go for a lunch run.Copy !req
452. Well, why don't you
just hold onto the keysCopy !req
453. till the end of the day,Copy !req
454. in case you need
to run any other errands.Copy !req
455. You thinking what I'm thinking?Copy !req
456. Pizza run!
Whoops!Copy !req
457. Ugh!
Really, dude?Copy !req