1. Need to get the carousel
winterized.Copy !req
2. Also check into swit—Copy !req
3. Ohh! Ohh!Copy !req
4. Sorry about that.Copy !req
5. No, I'm sorry.Copy !req
6. I just get so caught up
in my work.Copy !req
7. Me, too.Copy !req
8. Hey, wait a sec.Copy !req
9. I have the exact same
clip... board.Copy !req
10. You're Benson.
How'd you know?Copy !req
11. I've been watching you.Copy !req
12. Or, I mean,
not in a-a creepy stalker way.Copy !req
13. It's my job.Copy !req
14. Right.Copy !req
15. So... how's that fax
working out?Copy !req
16. Oh.
It's okay.Copy !req
17. Well,
I think it's really cool.Copy !req
18. Yeah, I get a lot
of important messagesCopy !req
19. from Langer
and the dome big wigs.Copy !req
20. And in an emergency,
got the old speed dial here.Copy !req
21. If you hear
this baby ringing —Copy !req
22. Oh, geez.
I am so sorry.Copy !req
23. Oh, no worries.Copy !req
24. It's just one of Langer's
terrible protein bars.Copy !req
25. He only allows "sanctioned food"
in the dome-itory.Copy !req
26. What I wouldn't give
for some hot wings.Copy !req
27. Wait.
You like hot wings?Copy !req
28. Uh, yeah!
It's literally my favorite food.Copy !req
29. Me, too.Copy !req
30. Well, maybe I'll just
have to swing by your labCopy !req
31. and drop some off.Copy !req
32. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
33. You're gonna sneak
past the guards?Copy !req
34. Maybe I will.Copy !req
35. Well, if you do that,Copy !req
36. then you'll be
my favorite person ever.Copy !req
37. Oh, geez. Langer.
I got to go.Copy !req
38. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
39. Sorry.
It was nice.Copy !req
40. By the way, it's Pam.
What?Copy !req
41. Ohh.
My name is Pa-a-a-a-m!Copy !req
42. Pam.Copy !req
43. Benson.Copy !req
44. Wha...?Copy !req
45. Dude, what's wrong
with your face?Copy !req
46. He's glowing.Copy !req
47. I've never seen him
like this before.Copy !req
48. Yeah.
It's weird.Copy !req
49. I just met
the most amazing girl.Copy !req
50. We had a real chemistry.Copy !req
51. Gross.
Benson, I'm trying to eat here.Copy !req
52. Eat?
The wings!Copy !req
53. I got to get her wings!Copy !req
54. How can I ask her out
if I don't have wings?Copy !req
55. Wait, Benson,
that's our stuff!Copy !req
56. Hey, want to go to the spot?Copy !req
57. Yeah, I do.Copy !req
58. Hmm. Hmm.
Hmm, hmm, hmm.Copy !req
59. What would Pam want?
Regular?Copy !req
60. One order of re—Copy !req
61. No, wait. Spicy.
One order —Copy !req
62. What if she doesn't like spicy?Copy !req
63. I'll get half spicy.Copy !req
64. They're just wings, buddy.Copy !req
65. Just wings?Copy !req
66. These wings might decideCopy !req
67. whether or not I get to go out
with the girl of my dreams.Copy !req
68. Everything has to be perfect!Copy !req
69. Mommy, I'm scared.Copy !req
70. Uh, sir,
if you can't decide,Copy !req
71. I'd recommend
the Big 50 Special.Copy !req
72. It's a bucket of 50
different kinds of wings,Copy !req
73. and it comes
with a liter of ranch.Copy !req
74. Yeah, that actually sounds
pretty good. I'll get that.Copy !req
75. You want those crispy
or crunchy?Copy !req
76. How crispy is "crispy"?Copy !req
77. Got to get in there.Copy !req
78. These wings aren't getting
any warmer.Copy !req
79. Hmm.Copy !req
80. Bingo.Copy !req
81. Fellas!Copy !req
82. Mondays. Am I right?Copy !req
83. Anyways, got an important fax
from Langer.Copy !req
84. Just gonna pop in and see
what the old boss man wants.Copy !req
85. Not until we frisk you,
sir.Copy !req
86. Guys, it's me.
Benson.Copy !req
87. Manager...
of the park... this park.Copy !req
88. Sorry, buddy.
It's regulation.Copy !req
89. Cool. Cool.
That's cool.Copy !req
90. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
- Whoa, whoa!Copy !req
91. This is outrageous!Copy !req
92. Frisk me?
I should frisk you!Copy !req
93. This is my park!Copy !req
94. There's got to be
another way in here.Copy !req
95. Jackpot.Copy !req
96. Oh.Copy !req
97. I see your little game, Langer.Copy !req
98. However, I happen to know
that statistically,Copy !req
99. the most common pass code isCopy !req
100. one... two... three... four...
five.Copy !req
101. Uh... six?Copy !req
102. Aah!Copy !req
103. So, it's a numbers game, is it?Copy !req
104. Let's play.Copy !req
105. One, one, one, one,
one, one, one!Copy !req
106. Aah!Copy !req
107. One, one, one,
one, one, one, two!Copy !req
108. Aah! Geez!Copy !req
109. One, one, one, one,
one, one, three!Copy !req
110. This is crazy.Copy !req
111. Oh, Benson.Copy !req
112. Have some dignity.Copy !req
113. Aah!Copy !req
114. Aah!Copy !req
115. This is my park!
I should know the stupid code!Copy !req
116. What are you two
doing here?Copy !req
117. Shh.
Listen.Copy !req
118. Man, we should have just pounded
him and took those wings.Copy !req
119. Seriously.Copy !req
120. If I got to eat any more of that
lousy dome-itory food,Copy !req
121. someone's getting
a pounding!Copy !req
122. What the heck?Copy !req
123. The sound from the guard post
bounces off of the domeCopy !req
124. and back down
to this exact spot.Copy !req
125. It's science.Copy !req
126. I don't think you guys
should be wasting your time
eavesdropping on —Copy !req
127. - Delivery for Langer.
- Take it around back.Copy !req
128. What's that
pass code again?Copy !req
129. The code is "Langer."Copy !req
130. L-A-N-G-E-R.Copy !req
131. Got it?Copy !req
132. Nice work!Copy !req
133. Ha-ha!Copy !req
134. Uh...Copy !req
135. Hmm.Copy !req
136. Wait, wait, wait.
Uh-oh.Copy !req
137. What the...?Copy !req
138. What the heck is this place?Copy !req
139. Pam?Copy !req
140. Pam?Copy !req
141. Pam?Copy !req
142. Hey, Pam.Copy !req
143. Aah! Aah!Copy !req
144. What would you do
if we actuallyCopy !req
145. caught someone
trespassing in here?Copy !req
146. Oh, man,
I'd give them a crazy beating.Copy !req
147. They'd be like,
"No, please, don't hurt me!"Copy !req
148. And I'd be like, "I have to.
It's my job."Copy !req
149. Whomp, whomp, whomp,
whomp, whomp!Copy !req
150. No way.Copy !req
151. It's Pam!
Room 309.Copy !req
152. Pam!Copy !req
153. Whoa!Copy !req
154. Ohh!Copy !req
155. Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh!
Oh, my gosh!Copy !req
156. I brought wings!Copy !req
157. Oh, Benson! No way!Copy !req
158. Come on.Copy !req
159. The perfect spot
for a picnic.Copy !req
160. It sure is.Copy !req
161. Now, I wasn't sure
what kind of wings you liked,Copy !req
162. so I got a little bit
of everything.Copy !req
163. Mmm.Copy !req
164. First non-dome food
in three weeks.Copy !req
165. Mmm!Copy !req
166. Oh, my gosh.
Mmm. This is amazing.Copy !req
167. Promise to sneak me a bucket
of these every day?Copy !req
168. Yes.
Yes, I will.Copy !req
169. Oh.
I also got ranch.Copy !req
170. Uh, thanks,
but I'm really not a fan.Copy !req
171. Me, neither.
Get out of here, ranch.Copy !req
172. Nobody likes you, ranch.Copy !req
173. Go find a salad!Copy !req
174. Benson, this has been
the best lunch ever.Copy !req
175. Pam, there's something
I want to say.Copy !req
176. What's that noise?
I was just clearing my throat.Copy !req
177. No, that noise.Copy !req
178. It's not working!Copy !req
179. Grab something!Copy !req
180. Benso-o-o-o-n!Copy !req
181. Pam!
Huh?Copy !req
182. Pam!Copy !req
183. Oh, Pam, I'm so sorry for
getting you into this mess.Copy !req
184. I just wanted to get you
some hot wings because —Copy !req
185. because I really wanted
to see you again.Copy !req
186. Oh, Benson, you know, my life
is just work, work, work.Copy !req
187. And even though
we're both about to dieCopy !req
188. a horrific
and entirely preventable death,Copy !req
189. I'm really glad I got to spend
this time with you.Copy !req
190. Sorry.Copy !req
191. Sorry, I'm so...Copy !req
192. What?
The burp.Copy !req
193. Pam, you've got to burp.Copy !req
194. You've got to let 'er rip.Copy !req
195. Nice!Copy !req
196. It worked!Copy !req
197. Best lunch ever.Copy !req
198. Except the fan.Copy !req
199. Oh, my gosh.
That was crazy.Copy !req
200. Benson,
you beautiful genius.Copy !req
201. You did it.
You saved us.Copy !req
202. Yes, Benson, you're very smart.Copy !req
203. Langer!
Did you just see that?Copy !req
204. Oh, no.Copy !req
205. Wait, I meant the other thing.Copy !req
206. You're very dumb!Copy !req
207. You didn't burp yourself
to safety!Copy !req
208. Your ranch turned on this
top-secret anti-gravity machine!Copy !req
209. Look at this place!Copy !req
210. I-I'm sorry, sir.Copy !req
211. We were having lunch, and it —
it got out of hand.Copy !req
212. Lunch?Copy !req
213. Lu— Like a... date?Copy !req
214. Well, um... yeah,
like a date.Copy !req
215. You told me that you were
too busy to date.Copy !req
216. You know what?
Forget it.Copy !req
217. I'm issuing a new policy
effective immediately.Copy !req
218. There will be no dating
test subjects in this dome.Copy !req
219. Both of you, report to
the decontamination room now!Copy !req
220. Hey, watch it.Copy !req
221. Not in the face!Copy !req
222. I had a great time today.Copy !req
223. Me, too, memory of Pam.Copy !req
224. No, Benson, over here.Copy !req
225. Huh?Copy !req
226. Check your pocket.Copy !req
227. A wing.Copy !req
228. I snuck one out
for both of us.Copy !req
229. Ahh, no way.Copy !req
230. Pam, can we go out
when this is all over?Copy !req
231. Of course, Benson.Copy !req
232. Get back to work!Copy !req
233. Gene Hazard.Copy !req
234. Vince Vandercliffe.Copy !req
235. Rikki Nova.Copy !req
236. And Dolfph!Copy !req
237. Together they are Mercury Heat!Copy !req
238. Known for
their outrageous costumes,Copy !req
239. death-defying performances,Copy !req
240. and their reputation for
avoiding the press.Copy !req
241. No interviews!Copy !req
242. Until now.Copy !req
243. Channel 6
Leading Anchor Del HanlonCopy !req
244. interviews the band
for the first timeCopy !req
245. with the hardest-hitting
questions.Copy !req
246. All their secrets finally
revealed tonight at 8:00.Copy !req
247. Ohhhhh!Copy !req
248. Mercury Heat!Copy !req
249. I can't believe Margaret got us
special press passes,Copy !req
250. compliments of Channel 6!Copy !req
251. Mordecai and Rigby!Copy !req
252. You took a DTV
from the Dome-itory!Copy !req
253. - DT-what?
- DTV.Copy !req
254. You know, that very expensive
piece of machineryCopy !req
255. parked outside.Copy !req
256. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
257. We were only gonna use it
for like a minute.Copy !req
258. Is that so?Copy !req
259. Well, I've got surveillance
photos that say otherwise!Copy !req
260. Oh, boy.Copy !req
261. Can it!Copy !req
262. I am so sorry for this,
Dr. Langer.Copy !req
263. The DTVs are meant for
scientific research.Copy !req
264. They could have ruined
weeks of data.Copy !req
265. There was a line there,
and your guys crossed it.Copy !req
266. That's why I'm enacting
a 24-hour lockdown.Copy !req
267. - What?
- No way!Copy !req
268. And Benson here
is gonna make sureCopy !req
269. you don't leave the house.Copy !req
270. 'Cause if you do,
he's fired.Copy !req
271. What?
You can't do that!Copy !req
272. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
273. Who's gonna stop me?
You?Copy !req
274. - Uh...
- That's what I thought.Copy !req
275. Keep them in line or
we'll keep them in line for you!Copy !req
276. I can't believe this!Copy !req
277. Come on, Benson. You know
these dome rules are ridiculous.Copy !req
278. Yeah. You're just too afraid
to do anything about it.Copy !req
279. I don't want to hear it.Copy !req
280. Lockdown! 24 hours!
Starting now!Copy !req
281. Get inside!Copy !req
282. Aw, dude!Copy !req
283. There is no way
we're missing Mercury Heat.Copy !req
284. No one's getting past me.Copy !req
285. No sir.Copy !req
286. Thanks for helping us out,
Pops.Copy !req
287. Of course!Copy !req
288. I've just about had it
with these dome rules.Copy !req
289. They're absolute rubbish,
if you ask me.Copy !req
290. How are you gonna distract
Benson?Copy !req
291. Leave that to me.Copy !req
292. Wow, Pops.Copy !req
293. That's very impressive.Copy !req
294. I've never had
a single lesson.Copy !req
295. But I think my ears
are tired now, so —Copy !req
296. Well, then.
Let's wake them up!Copy !req
297. Best spot ever!Copy !req
298. Rubber baby buggy bumpers.
Rubber baby buggy bumpers.Copy !req
299. Look!
Here they come!Copy !req
300. Whooooa!Copy !req
301. Wow.Copy !req
302. What an entrance.Copy !req
303. Del Hanlon,
reporter on Channel 6 News.Copy !req
304. Hey.Copy !req
305. Dude, I can't believe
we almost missed this.Copy !req
306. Good thing
our plan is foolproof.Copy !req
307. Hmm.Copy !req
308. Hmm.Copy !req
309. Yeah.Copy !req
310. You better sleep.Copy !req
311. Good evening. We have
a very special treat tonight.Copy !req
312. After years
of avoiding the press,Copy !req
313. rock sensation Mercury HeatCopy !req
314. is with us for
our very exclusive interview.Copy !req
315. Del Hanlon reports.
Del.Copy !req
316. Margaret, I got to say,
it's getting pretty warm up hereCopy !req
317. 'cause these guys
are bringing in the heat.Copy !req
318. Or should I say
Mercury Heat!Copy !req
319. You know, 'cause, uh —Copy !req
320. Now, you guys have been
performing togetherCopy !req
321. for a while now.Copy !req
322. The fans must know —
do you like it?Copy !req
323. Yeah.Copy !req
324. Incredible!Copy !req
325. Now,
another burning questionCopy !req
326. for all the true Mercury Heads
out there.Copy !req
327. Your performances
are pretty loud.Copy !req
328. How is that on your ears?Copy !req
329. Aah! Dude, what kind of question
was that?Copy !req
330. What was that?
We actually hear very well.Copy !req
331. You got some questions for us?Copy !req
332. Actually, we do.Copy !req
333. Like, why does the
four-minute-long guitar soloCopy !req
334. in the song "Flames Forever"
end so abruptly?Copy !req
335. Yeah.
Is it true it's becauseCopy !req
336. the mysterious fifth member
died while recording it?Copy !req
337. I want answers!Copy !req
338. Finally.
Some real questionsCopy !req
339. You. Out.Copy !req
340. You two. In.Copy !req
341. And, scene.Copy !req
342. Hmm.Copy !req
343. I can't believe Mordecai and
Rigby said that to me earlier.Copy !req
344. "Meh, Benson,
you're just too afraidCopy !req
345. to anything about
the dome rules."Copy !req
346. Who do those guys
think they are?Copy !req
347. I'm their boss,
for crying out loud!Copy !req
348. I don't think you're mad
at Mordecai and Rigby.Copy !req
349. I think you're just mad
at Dr. LangerCopy !req
350. 'cause he's technically
the boss now and you're not.Copy !req
351. Oh,
that's completely not true.Copy !req
352. Oh, great.Copy !req
353. Now there's a malfunction
with the dome doorCopy !req
354. and I have to go fix it.Copy !req
355. Skips, make sure Mordecai and
Rigby don't leave the house.Copy !req
356. That's another great question,
um, what was your name again?Copy !req
357. - Mordec—
- Pizza for only $5!Copy !req
358. - What was that?
- Oh, uh...Copy !req
359. they're selling
more pizza for $5.Copy !req
360. Huh. What a deal.Copy !req
361. We'll order some
when I get back.Copy !req
362. Those two have really done it
this time.Copy !req
363. And that's when I realized,
like,Copy !req
364. I wasn't mad at the world,
you know?Copy !req
365. I was mad at myself.Copy !req
366. - There, there, Vince.Copy !req
367. Cut the cameras!
Cut the cameras!Copy !req
368. That was the best interview
anyone's ever given us.Copy !req
369. So, want to come party with us
on our private jet?Copy !req
370. Yeah, we do!Copy !req
371. Lousy dome scientists.Copy !req
372. Don't tell me what to do.Copy !req
373. Huh?Copy !req
374. Mordecai and Rigby!Copy !req
375. Aah!Copy !req
376. Oh, dear.Copy !req
377. Yeah, so I want to
graduate high schoolCopy !req
378. to impress my dad,
you know?Copy !req
379. I know what you mean, man.Copy !req
380. All the fans in the world
can't replace a father's love.Copy !req
381. Hey.
I know what'll cheer you up.Copy !req
382. Hey, Stan. Can we get
a barrel roll, please?Copy !req
383. Anything for Mercury Heat.Copy !req
384. Whoa!Copy !req
385. Whoo!Copy !req
386. Again! Again!Copy !req
387. Dude. This is seriously
the best night of my life.Copy !req
388. Hello?Copy !req
389. The jig is up!Copy !req
390. Benson just sealed off
the entrance to the dome!Copy !req
391. Aw, man. Pops, you stall him
till we get back.Copy !req
392. Benson's onto us! He's gonna
find out we're not at the park!Copy !req
393. What? There's no way
we can get back in time!Copy !req
394. There might be a way.Copy !req
395. You ever wear
one of these?Copy !req
396. Rah!Copy !req
397. Pops?Copy !req
398. What's going on here?Copy !req
399. Oh, Benson!Copy !req
400. I'm, uh —Copy !req
401. I'm just as surprised
as you!Copy !req
402. They snuck out!
I knew it!Copy !req
403. I'm gonna fire them
before Dr. Langer fires me!Copy !req
404. So, once we get close
to the dome,Copy !req
405. spread your wings and coast
through the moon door.Copy !req
406. I don't know about this!Copy !req
407. Of course you do!Copy !req
408. Just follow your dreams!Copy !req
409. - Aah!
- Aah!Copy !req
410. Whoo!
Rock on!Copy !req
411. Look out!Copy !req
412. - Ow!
- Aah!Copy !req
413. Mordecai and Rigby!Copy !req
414. I know you're out here!Copy !req
415. Dude!
Benson's coming!Copy !req
416. Quick!
Down here!Copy !req
417. I think we lost him.Copy !req
418. Mordecai!Copy !req
419. Rigby!Copy !req
420. Where are you?Copy !req
421. Come on! Hurry!Copy !req
422. Wait.
What's that sound?Copy !req
423. It's coming from down there.Copy !req
424. Aah!Copy !req
425. - Ohhh.
- Ohhh.Copy !req
426. There you are!Copy !req
427. Benson!
Something's down there!Copy !req
428. There's a huge monster!
It looked right at us!Copy !req
429. That's the lamest excuse
I've ever heard.Copy !req
430. Benson!Copy !req
431. Maybe you misunderstood me.Copy !req
432. When I told you to keep them
in the house for 24 hours,Copy !req
433. I meant it!Copy !req
434. I mean, wow.Copy !req
435. All you had to do
was literallyCopy !req
436. keep them in one place
for a day, but no.Copy !req
437. You couldn't even do that.Copy !req
438. Now they're out here
wearing those stupid costumes.Copy !req
439. So, congratulations,
Mordecai and Rigby!Copy !req
440. You're fired!Copy !req
441. - What?
- Hey.Copy !req
442. If anyone's gonna fire them,
it's me!Copy !req
443. Yeah!Copy !req
444. I don't tell you people
how to do your job,Copy !req
445. whatever that may be!Copy !req
446. So you certainly don't
have the rightCopy !req
447. to tell me how to do my job!Copy !req
448. This is my park.
They're my employees.Copy !req
449. You people need to back off
and quit breathing down my neck!Copy !req
450. Do I make myself clear?Copy !req
451. Um... crystal.Copy !req
452. Crystal clear as day.Copy !req
453. Well, it looks like you got
these two under control.Copy !req
454. I'll —
I'll just leave you be.Copy !req
455. Aah!Copy !req
456. Stupid jetpack.Copy !req
457. Whooooa!Copy !req
458. We're sorry we made you
look bad, Benson.Copy !req
459. Yeah, we're sorry.Copy !req
460. But seriously, though,
that was so coolCopy !req
461. how you told Langer off
like that.Copy !req
462. Hey.
What do you expect?Copy !req
463. I'm the boss.Copy !req
464. And as your boss, it's
my decision not to fire you.Copy !req
465. - Whoo!
- Whoo!Copy !req
466. For now.Copy !req
467. - Yeah!
- Yeah!Copy !req
468. Now,
take off those costumes.Copy !req
469. You two look ridiculous.Copy !req
470. They're ready.Copy !req
471. And I'm going to the hospital.Copy !req